BREAKING NEWS
No!
>>743395716Who would read the news about the paperboy quitting if the paperboy quit and it didn't get delivered?
PAPERBOY NEVER GOT HIRED BECAUSE ALL THE JOBS WENT TO LOSERS RIDING AROUND IN CARSSAME WITH MOWING LAWNSGET FUCKED YOUNGSTERS
>>743395716Damn it!
>Break every window across several city blocks>assault several bystanders on a daily basis>engage in animal cruelty>tank the publisher's local reputation in the process>just quit and face no repercussions How does he do it?
Skill issue.
>>743396117That's a good question but the better one is how come this is the final edition of the Daily Sun? Was their entire business pivoted entirely on one fucking boy and his papers?
>>743395716I don't blame him. The people on his route are nutjobs.
Where the fuck is my paper? I want to see the news of the day.
>>743395716I'd quit too if I saw the literal fucking grim reaper come out and try to make me crash my bike.
Has he considered finding a different route?
>>743396218I've wondered for so long where the original image came from, I don't suppose anyone knows
>>743396805https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_TomorrowsIt's from the book All Tomorrows that speculates about future human evolution.
>>743396117He didn't quit, he got replaced by an autonomous paper launching drone
>>743397259Old technology unc, now an AI agent sends the news to my AI agent in robotalk who summarizes it to my other AI agent employed to think and talk for me so I'm free to uh...um.-Posted from my Co-pilot.
Anyone have any good off-meta builds for Paperboy?
>>743396805>>743397116It's from the book 'Man after man'
>>743397772Why is the guy from spaceballs not treating my advanced haemorrhoids
>>743397772Oops, you're right.
>>743397116Interesting
>>743395716The freaking music from this C64 game still lives rent-free in my mind from all these years
>>743395716I love seeing interstitial newspapers in video games. Very charming
>>743397748Throw the papers at the correct lawns
>>743397116>>743397772Appreciate it Anons, I legitimately thought it was a random weird esoteric creation lost to time, but you were fucking fast on the draw
>>743398313
>>743398313Taito always tried to english and its often delightful.
>>743398313"Daddy, come back home!"
Let me guess. You need more?
>>743395716My parents used to be friends with a guy who was an art director at High Voltage (the dev of the n64 paperboy). I remember him lamenting about how he made a comic strip stick figure artstyle and was pissed at the uncanny valley box art the publisher made. He let us play Halo 1 on his dev xbox, and gave my brother and I a copy of Lego Racers (also them) signed by everyone he could find in the studio. I still have that box somewhere.Also if you ever played Hunter: The Reckoning, he got my younger brother to do mo-cap for one of the characters
>>743400150One of very few sports games I like. Blades of Steel is another great one.
>>743396606kino