Schedule Drift EditionNow: Snowboard KidsNext: Ocarina of Time 3DYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@ausspeedruns/liveTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunsSchedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
hi
con flu has hit the hotel and we're all dying
When's the digimon speedrun?
anyone try the PC port of 2?https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdITrKta0ars
God... snowboard kid reminds me so much of better times, renting it at Blockbuster and playing on N64 and your friends ringing your doorbell asking to come play soccer outside, the feels man. Why did life have to turn out this way?
>>743396079Was that on the original schedule?It isn't there now
>>743396063god damn does GDQ send bio weapons out to the other events or what
This is an even better race at ASM>>743396063If true then post benis
Are the Aussies trooned out like the American ones?
>>743396286Not nearly as many
IM A HEADBANGA
City Escape reference??
i loved snowboard kids 2 as a kid
>snowboarding on grass and dirt
>>743396436I am going to hunt foxposter and taxidermy him
this segment has my permission to go over estimate
>>743396359I'M BANGING ALONG
>>743396508Only then you have my permission to die
miggin
>>743396359Come back Jay...
>>743396359cringe tbqh
>>743395624Comedically large cane that yanks people off stage when they go over estimate.
can''t fucking hear them over the game audioI'll come back for the armoured core run I guess
>>743396762the balance seems okay to me other than the couch guy
>>743396359me too baybee
>>743396920428 mentioned
Guy on the left is kinda getting demolished
This the same lads that were on gdq?
>>743397420They were talking about playing this in America, so I think so
whats the tally looking like
>>743397420Blue shirt guy was.
Anyone listen to any good new music recently? Last time I was in America I saw a band called Return to Dust and they were awesome.
This game is a pain to listen to. What were they thinking with that OST?
>>743397594it's like 1-4haven't been paying full attention
>>743397670https://youtu.be/ImT4z4L4rvs
>>743397695>"What's a tune that a hyperactive kid who needs to feel an adventure will like?"
>Link's name is The Urge
Pray out English rose hasn't been beaten to death tonight
>4 hours of OoTAhhh... kino...
How are you guys enjoying the marathon so far? What's been your favorite run?Who's been your most hated couch guest?
>>743398051the fat tranny guy snorting every fucking literal 2 seconds for 4 fucking hours straight
>>743396461
>>743397732Funky af, I like it. Thanks anon
>>743398051gta sa 69/70 stunts was fun as usual
>>743398051Haven't hated a single guest for any run I've seen but Kass is the most hateable person here. Unfunny, bad on every marathon he's in, and his personality seems to be 100% politics. He hasn't improved from the times he's stank up ESAOtherwise, the first day started really strong but today felt like a streak of duds once the admittedly cool MGS2 run ended. The games just felt childish more than childlike, and the runners moreso. I didn't actually mind the Pokemon run that much for a pokemon run, and Snowboard kids was good, so I'm hopeful things turn around
>>743397896She's alive so far, but the liquor is probably still flowing at the pubs
>>743398096that was fucking awful, couldn't even use the run as background noise
>>743398352Hopefully her man sobers up before he gets home...
What are they talking about?
>>743398476She's praying for that, too
>randomizerOh...
>>743398652HES COMING HOME
>>743398695If it’s random shouldn’t the estimate be ??:??:?? ?
>another 4 hour "speedrun">randomizer >chokingim gonna go lift weights
>>743398815People who play randomizers a lot can generally get a good estimate of how long it could possibly takeWhen I was heavy into Link to the Past Randomizer, I could easily finish even the worst seed in about 2.5 hours, with most of them in the 1:45 minute range, with my best at 65 minutes
>>743398652So cute! She doesn't the deserve the beating. England should've won that game
>>743398695OoT at least has the gossip stones to give hints, and this runner looks like he's good at talking to elaborate on what is what. Tragically, though, a randomiser is a randomiserWhy are runners allergic to just running the game as is? Do we think every any% run is just gonna be a VOD replay of the last time it was done?
>>743398936>Why are runners allergic to just running the game as is?Because its gets boring running the same game a thousand times
>>743399193>Because its gets boring running the same game a thousand timesbut that's why autists speedrun. They are able to do the same thing over and over again to achieve perfection.
>>743399193Okay, so run randomisers in your own time and play real runs the audience can savour in marathons
>>743399193So learn a different game
>>743399272Even an autist tires of that.
OG > 3D
>>743399304entitled much?
>>743399193>Because its gets boring running the same game a thousand timesMeanwhile Arcus is approaching 100k runs of Ninja Gaiden
>>743399381ok go watch him then
>>743399381Most will be Slaves. Few can be Masters.
>touhou>rhythm gameFucking australians
>>743393812
>>743399375actually yeahyou ask for my time and viewership as an audience member. I expect a show that justifies it. I'm pretty reasonable with what categories and what games I'll give a chance, but it's been discussed to death how miserable randomisers are for the viewer experience
>It appears to be spelled like the rhythm game
>>743399509>>743399468stgs have a rhythm to them, a pattern even
>>743399468I'm glad someone else caught that.
>>743399381Never seen this guy before but he is a true gamer and American hero. Ninja Gaiden on his 100k run will be a game for the truly free
>>743399491you dont donate so why should anyone cater to you autist
>>743398858What a nice fox! It would be a shame if he flashed his human teeth.
>>743399561I donate a shitton you faggot, I donated so much to last ASM I won a switch 2 from it
>>743399561Nta but infinite randomizers and such will absolutely filter the unfamiliar and guarantee the audience to be nothing but other speedrunning autists and trannies, with the trannies being an entity like The Thing that slowly assimilates the other autists. not sure about OoT but there are a few games that it feels like haven't been ran normally at any event in fucking years. we're well beyond randomizers being something to mix it up and instead being the norm while normal runs of these major games feel like a rarity.
A belated post for Smearglefag, it's no.054, Psyduck. I do not recognise the new MSPaint. Not that I understood the old one
>>743400143Based.>>743377456>>743377580>>743379826>>743380843>>743382807>>743387168>picrel
>>743398878Thank you for your sincere answer to my sarcastic question anon. Actually pretty insightful, but I don’t know if these make sense for a marathon setting
>>743400273I’ll roll on this one. Expect shitty fucking terrible ms paint squiggles
>>743398936>Learn a different gameor>OoT Permadeath Randomizer Race with x5 Enemies and Blind & Deaf and Crowd Control and DK Bongos and CBT on damage taken and Multiworld with my findomme's Stardew Valley runOne of these takes effort, the other gets you money from the crowd that's infested speedrunning
>>743400594>findomme
>>743400594>OoT Permadeath Randomizer Race with x5 Enemies and Blind & Deaf and Crowd Control and DK Bongos and CBT on damage takenI'd watch the fuck out of that. Who wouldn't?
Is hee playing on an OG 3DS or the New 3DS?
>>743400878I'd roll my eyes at the blatant insecurity of it all
that was pretty cool
>>743401160He handled that cock like a pro.
>>743400928OG
it's the trans right monster
Look it's remake #1 can't wait for remake #2 hey when is remake #3
wait, huh?Is the OoT3D rando over?
>>743401539It says at the top it's rando any%
>>743399489Oh shit, I didn't expect you to actually do it. You're a champ, man.
>>743401621oh I was watching the start of the recording, it had nicktoons unite up for meoops
>>743400273sorry, Smeagleanon, I was late too I have a family to wrangle
why does it sound like shit?
>>743399193I've never seen OoT3D ran. I want to see how different it looks pre-SRM OoTN64.
did tech crew finally fix its shit btw? doesn't seem as fucked as the first two days
Is he running it in 3D?
>>743401918>wanted lilligant>got ariados>draws them bothappropriate reaction
Why doesn't he bomb jump to the fire temple?
how has the run been
>>743399757heres him closed-lip smiling. like what you do at a funeral
>>743403520It's basically a let's play.
>>743403631That fox is literally the face I make when I don't want to do something what the fuck
>>743400273>>743400449Even worse, I’m with family right now so this phonefag sketch is the best I can do rn
>>743404135>>743400273>>743400449Fuck me forgot to attach I’m so drunk rn
>>743404135>I’m with family right now>>743404216>I’m so drunk rnI hope that's "family fun" drunk and not "I hate my family" drunk
>>743399272speedrunning has outgrown just being a few autists showing off it's now just playing games in funny ways and being part of a "community"
>>743404260what's the difference!
>>743404260It’s “we all came around to watch England lose at footie and we’re pissed but actually like each other so we’re playing jackbox and laughing” kind of drunk.Please help us roll for every pokemon run
>>743399757
>>743404425That's a pretty good kind of drunk, anon.Enjoy yourself!
now this is speedrunn- ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
are there any cool runs coming up? it's 3am in europa and i'm weighting either calling it a night or pull through and just go have breakfast at lidl in the morning
>>743400273I tried Here's 843
It's insane to me, watching australians play these games, and get along like, totally normal. I thought they were all mad, shirtless, swearing, hicks. But they're kinda just like us.
>>743404739can u draw a fox smiling?alternatively, a donkey
>>743404740Every western country is just the same people at this point, those stereotypes are a thing of the past. make of that what you will
>>743404739what the fuck the picture was fine on my phone
>>743404714>any cool runs coming upI'm looking forward to all three of these, though I'll have to catch them on VOD
this pic right here made me understand all the japanese fox demon stuff. he looks just like the masks >>743404816get rotated idiot[it happens to me too when i post phone images. i think its something with the metadata. the workaround i found was to screencap the image jin google photos. but you lose resolution]
>>743404868aw man these look neat
>>743404770why?
>>743404975i ask everyone who draws to draw a donkeyits literal autism
>>743405015I'll deliver tomorrow since I'm pretty tired
>>743405047im gonna miss it. its over.. what time est? ill write it on my calendar
>>743404739>>743404918Every board except /p/ deletes EXIF data, to prevent doxxing. This also means that the correct orientation for the picture you took will get discarded.
>>743405085I can't give you an ETA man so I'll just quote your post and you find it later
>>743405098ill delete your exif data theres other metadata other than exif
Two hoursAnd thirty minutes into the runHookshot
>>743405215Check your inbox bro ;)
>>743405325dudewhat the FUCK
>He could finish now but instead he's going to 100% the rest of the game
this isnt a very entertaining speedrun
werster should of invited zfg to do the zelda rando
I did this glitch in Gears of War 1
i have the blue cleaner dye in my toilet tank and i just flushed 2 days worth of festering, bubbly, stinky piss and now the tank is all bluevery satisfying
>>743405720bowl* not tank for the second one.wow tho letting ur piss sit for a couple days and just adding to it is a hobby of minethe blue cleaner dye is so cool. i enjoy it a lot :)
>>743405720>>743405757speedrunning
>>743400273idk close enough
>as we get into ganon
>This one's for you, dad!
Good run. Funny how fast it goes once you get the hookshot
this runner is very generic lookingall white ppo lok the same
lemony sniggets
Man I remember I had the biggest crush on Violet as a kid. Instead I ended up marrying someone that looked more like Sunny’s actresses (the adults not the baby sickos)
>went to a porn shopwhat a beautiful accent
Unless there's a crazy new route/tech, Armored Core 6's run will probably be boring (based on the last one I watched), especially with NG+. There is a new gameplay expansion mod called Frontiers F though if you haven't played it. And co-op!
>>743408640>Armored Core 6>boringsynonyms
>>743408716I liked it, except stagger.
>>743408779>I like it except for the main mechanic okay
>>743408794Yes!
can't you just get a tiny pair of cymbals and use that as a gong
>>743408247sweet christmas
>>743408305
>>743396079>tranime hopefully you ack before then
what even is lemony snicket
Are they keeping track in USD or AUD? Because 500 dollars are a lot more impressive than 500 dollarydoos
>>743409686The penname of the author
RATE JIM CAREY ATTEMPTS TO MARRY A TEEN SIMULATOR
>>743409686an unfortunate pile of events
>>743410519i made did other things and food instead of watching but seems alright. the baby in the beginning pissed me offB
bros...
>>743410698australia is empty bros, nows our time
That was my favourite run of the event so farAlso I fell asleep earlier & now I have to upload pbs so I guess I'll draw tomorrow
>medication is fucking with my sleep schedule so I get to watch daytime runs>>743410698>Yeah, nah, fuck off mate, we're full
>>743410627made food and did other things*holy fuck, dyslexic
>>743410903Hack the planet
Hell yeah been looking forward to the Castlevania relay
>>743410698the entire ps5 library
castlevania more like asshole-mania haha im gonna jack off bbl
>2 hour relay
>>743411092mite b cool
>later today>look at time on stream>look at time on taskbaroh
>will be back for pokemonthere's ANOTHER run?
>>743411092more like 2 hour delay where the hell is the run
>>743411182LOOOL
>>743411154There's THREE more Pokemon runs actually, we have FireRed race, Platinum, and then Cross-Deez
>>743411154Yes hopefully Smeargle-kun asks us to draw every run. I suck ballsack at drawing but I had fun
Holy artifacting
Tech crew, please
Fuck, am I tripping out again?
Well, this is off to a great start
This is on PC?
>>743411301They've had absolute black as a transparent color at least since the OoT run
CHOKEAlso was Japanese castlevania this bad or is this a (((tech crew))) thing?
so this is the power of the retrotink...
>>743411197at least they're running XDthat's kinda interesting
i'm tripping balls man
someone has drugged me
Is it overlapping two frames or something?Watch the timer
I need a warning for flashing images man I'm gonna have a seizure
Brother if you're trying to reach them you must complain on both Youtube AND Twitch chat
>>743411369
>>743411428so it's the game and not the capture or is it both?
Oh look, it's Frankenstein
>>743411521It must be the capture, it's been doing that the whole time in other games too. It's just super apparent with the scrolling and dark backgrounds
>>743411521nah if it was the game, the runner's would've noticed it too
Oh it's the legacy collection with some fucked up filters?
CHOKE
CHOKKKKKEEE
>16 minutes for 1how long are the others damn
Was that Playnite/Launchbox? lol
>this game sucks
Why does it look like this.,...
>>743411521I have to assume it's the capture card or the streamNo runner would look at that and say "Yup, looks good"
This game sucks
>>743411781>2:30 estToo long
runner camera froze
>deruviatesMispronouncing or just Australian?
>>743411924his pronunciation deviated
>150 heartswhat does he need all of that for
I thought this was the way it looked like, what’s it supposed to look like? Why is everyone complaining?
>>743411889>cam came back as the sun did in-gamekinoooooooooooo
>>743412019the game is smearing the pixels when he's moving
>>743412019Look at the background when he's not moving compared to when he is moving
>>743412041>>743412108Oh it’s that little bit of flickering? That seems like no big deal
>>743412019>I thought this was the way it looked like
looks like they mostly fixed the visuals now
>really want to stay up and watch Tony Hawk>it’s at 3:45 AM for me>presenting at a conference tomorrow, have to sleepWhat a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
They fixed it!Praise baby Jesus
>>743412205it was way worse in the first gameit seems to be fixed now though? or is it just this level
>>743412218Isn't it the opposite? Which is why retro collections always include those shitty CRT filter options which never look authentic
>>743412218Well it’s not like we can watch through a crt anon whatchu want
>>743412250get some sleep anongood luck on your presentation
Best game? Castlevania IVBest OST? Castlevania IV
>>743409103>>743408247You wish to marry?
Whens Dragon Quest 1-11 relay?
Don't choke don't choke doooon't choke
>>743412629Ask the jap who does those runs
>>743412629>>743412694it's real?
Why is he actually fighting the bosses instead of just walking past them?
>Alright, I'm just going to cheat.I love how this is actually entertaining.
>>743412840Yeah, there are a number of japanese DQ RTA runners who do relays. Look up Loto/Roto Relay on Twitch, it'll get you started.
>>743412840https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG_apOcJlP9SvNh7By3zEmAYes, 5 years ago I watched this guy speedrun all the DQ games along with the rest of /v/. He failed this one but then he came back like a month later and finished it that time. Wonder if he's done it again since then, probably has but most of his livestreams are DQ5/6 runs.
>and now you walk through an empty castle to fight the easiest boss in video game history
>>743413176Whoa he even speedran the MMO?
>>743413484He might have done DQX Offline
>>743413484I think it was just to where it originally ended instead of doing the entire main story, and he had his friends carry him but yeah
>host is a she/herare you even trying man
>>743413715>manAHEM
that's a BOY
save scumming bastard
the choke
>save states
saves states or over esty
>spamming save statesHe's scared
if he didn't he savestates then we'd have to watch it for longer
>cheatingwhy does werster allow this?
damn IV looks so damn good after staring at the first 3 for an hour and a half
marathon janny's asleepLOAD SAVES!
enjoyed the run of II. was hitting some neat tech before the death fiesta. wonder what % of runs they actually complete if the punish is that bad with these saves
YEETED
the choking continues
A toast! To speedruns!
CHOOOOOOOOOOKE
ruh roh
holy fuck lol
This is looking like my first playthrough of CV4 at this point
>>743414809going from 2 to this is too much whiplash for the poor lad
By the way, did you know I play fighting games and use a Hit Box? [chokes]
That cylinder spinning room looks sick
why r they so slow ?
>gets hit>im fine>gets hit again>im fine>gets hit again>im fine
>>743415080
im going to bed m8s
>>743415136I identify as an M4 actually
>>743415080I suspect he may be fine
>>743408640Dork
It's over...
under estimate, despite their best efforts
I enjoyed watching it even though it was sloppy and full of cheats, but it was just chill fun
>>743415993Just imagine, at GDQ they'd be 30 minutes over and the estimate would have changed three times.
>GREAT K NIGGA
>>743415993I feel like the estimates here are being used as a buffer, like "I'll add extra time in case I fuck up", rather than "I WILL beat it within this time"
kek pure autism on display
>>743416110The 'G' it's already at the startthat's clearly GREAT K NIBBA
>>743416110great book?
wait I remember this guy,what did he run last year?
>>743416375Armored Core 6 again
Last time I tuned in the youtube stream had 66 viewers. Now It has 1070, what happened?
>this boss is bigger than the map of elden ringi... i don't believe you
>>743416481all me
>spinning camera around when boredthis shit is making me motion sick stop you ass
>>743416502Miyazaki doesn't want you to know this, but all the people in Elden Ring are actually very very tiny.The whole map is only a few square meters.
>>743416110>>743416301>>743416350
>>743416543wait why wouldn't that work, what if you just scaled all the models in games down so everything is relatively the same but smaller in absolute value, would that reduce the size of game? Im just talking out of my ass here
cute guy whiplash voice
>>743416650models are basically points in space (read polygons). even if you scale it down, it will still have the same amount of points.
NG+ is such a shit category for games you haven't playedI have no idea what is even going on, he's just flying around and launching missiles or something
>looks like a chad>is an autismoI like this guy
Is speedrunner a discriminatory term yet?
this guy is trying to hard to do the entertaining streamer shtick
>>743417042Or derogatory I mean
>>743417042We can make it, you speedrunner
this runner has juuuust the right amount of autism
Good morning. I can't believe they're collecting money for cancer.
>last generation to die of cancerhow do they plan on stopping dna degradation?
>>743417690Naur
>>743417717Cancer has too many people fighting against it. It's nice to see someone stand up for the little guy.
>>743417717kek nice addition
>gay-mer ragewhy did he say it like that
>>743417960the webcam cuts off at the waist to hide his tail fin
As soon as there are missions away from any sort of city or civilization, my perspective of the scale of everything shrinks way down. Maybe I've been ruined by all the 3rd person action games, but the ACs look human sized.
Migged
This guy is such a sperg it's endearing
>>743418370No, the feeling of scale in this game is a bit fuckedAll the environments, as cool as they look, are unrealistically (Even for a game about giant robots) huge and the movement of the ACs is a bit too snappy to convey weight
>>743418370its just a consequence of the action mecha genre in general, they move so fast and lack any physical limitations or restrictions like momentum or inertia, it's just like mashing action figures together
Holy shit the schedule page eats a lot of CPU. I just noticed it's been making my fans spin loudly since I left it open yesterday.
>>743418609A mecha is basically a space fighter built for planetary combat. AC6 emphasises this further with the AC's space flight potential in the finale. It makes sense to me that you'd want a space dogfighter to have this kind of agility on the ground. At least that's how I rationalise it, especially with how much powerful tech the AC setting shows
>>743419042I said this years ago and everyone called me a schizo
>>743419042werster put a miner in it since the bank won't lend him money
I can't see this mission without hearing "Remember" from Armored Core 4
what are they stalling for?
>tony hawk>no music
playing this game without music is a crime against humanity unironically
Wtf i thought this was just a skateboarding game
Speak up couch, you sound farther than the audience.
>no music>tier list girl is backI'm not holding out hope for this one.
>>743419868no fucking shit, they're not going to play the licensed music soundtrack and get the channel taken down
copyright needs to die
>>743418450lol
>commie game>makes level in commie central>*20 years timeskip*Uhm... why is there a moscow level? Were we friends before?
>>743420079I don't believe the channel would get taken down. The worst outcome is probably a content ID claim, which would stop ASM from receiving money from ads on the video on youtube.There are also ways to split audio, so you can listen to anything you want and have it not play during the video upload later on.Although, since they are also streaming on youtube, I'm not familiar with how they handle it while a channel is live and if there is a risk that the channel for the whole uptime could be claimed, in which case I understand it. I'm also not sure if ads during a live stream are monetized differently than on a video, since 800 viewer for a video is terrible, but for a live stream, it's not half bad. Regardless, tony hawk with no soundtrack is just sad, especially since you would be actually be able to hear the music on ASM
i love thps but the speedruns are soulless
Aren't they behind schedule? Why not drop the segment?
I really wish I didn't have to watch this.
How does it feel to be debunked?
human female sighted
>>743421518AND SHE WAS SO FLAT TOOIT WAS SO HOT
>>743421296They're ahead of schedule retard
Huge turnout for Winx Club
>winx club coming up after the news in 15 minutesSLAMPIG SEGMENTARCHITECTS GET THE FUCK IN HERETHIS IS NOT A DRILL*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
20 MINUTES20 MINUTES SINCE THE LAST VIDEO GAME
Dear god
>>743422021
FUCK I MISSED TONY HAWK>winx club>chokkyI'm in
>>743421510Damn, I've been factchecked
>just woke up>tune in>full crowdthe fuck? Better be some HYPE SHIT comin
>>743422163it's a female run
>>743422239When you say "female".....
what the fuck
oh god, what is this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHWTF IS THAT THING!??!?!IS THIS GDQ AGAIN!??!?!?
>>7434222624 females on screen rn
FEMALES
30 fucking minutes to set up
He's just dressed like that as a joke, right?
FIFTY minutes
>>743422335yes>>743422303it's a bit mate
>>743422335That's how it starts.
>lacey choking
already choking...
>50 minute race>already choked to death
Would take the blue fairy out on a movie date
would be based if only he wasn't surrounded by fatties
So is this actually a speedrun game or are they playing for the memes because it's oh so quirky?
>>743422335they are referring to him as he when talking about his run. also lacey already choked kek
these sheilas are huge
CHEETER
>already cheating
>loading safety safe in a race where he's already winning cause he gave up on the trickwow what a bitch
>>743422450seems more competitively than 99% of GDQ though
INVALID RUNINVALID RACECHEATERS EVERYWHERE
>healthy sheilas
the absolute size of that fairy
>moving the camera to obscure the fat titties
>>743422596complain in the twitch chat the the right corner of the camera has something in front of it
enjoying this run ngl
damn bros lacey is a big girl
>>743422676>excuse me tech crew...
>grown man dressing as a woman and speedrunning winx clubumm, yeah. this guy is a rapist.
>>743422596wait did they really?
damn that was a close call she almost got derobed. phew
>>743422550That is competitive sure but I can't shake the vibe still. Maybe I'm in the wrong
>>743423158I'm surprising that there's only one troon out of the 4 after what GDQ has led me to expect.
I'm a pro winx club hacker
this winx run is too exciting for the crowd
Are these real women?
just glanced over at the screen and what the fuck is thi s
just a bunch of girls having fun
kino
>man comes in>does the trick on the first try
>>7434233903 out of 4
>now that both GUYS are out of bounds>guys>playing as a female>females are both playing>said by the male saying he's a female
>>743423196yes, it was originally positioned lower and to focus the two runners front and centre and that meant the titcow on the right had her tits taking up about 1/8 of the screen OH FUCK HES MOVING IT BROS I SAW SOME CLEAVAGE
i'm not tuning in for Winx, were armored core and castlevania good runs?
>>743423436looks like 2 troonsthe one at pc and absolutely the one behind HER
I want a gf bros
>>743423447Plural "guys" is not gender specific.
>>743423505Speedrun Winx Club
>>743423427what makes it funnier how it was suddenly some guy who sometimes knows how to instantly glitch out of the map in this little girl game. made it feel like they could have just picked any random guy out of the crowd and he would have been able to do it in 1 try kek
Surely it'd be faster to just play the level at this point...
>>743423447Before wokescolds got prissy over everything, we were pretty comfortable using male terms in the gender neutral (e.g mankind)
>>743423505be yourself
I wish I had female friends to dress up cute with (I'm straight)
anytime now
>>743423526it is highly debated
im not trans but id be sissified by these ladies if they let me cum on their shoesi wish i could get into anonymous sex. i just cant bring myself to do it. i have a couple guys on fetlife that want to meet but im trying to like talk about stuff make friends with them, but theyre soulless faggotsi hate it, bros... its a cruse really.. being bisexual but finding both anal, and anonymous sex disgusting. i need to form a bond with them, and they dont want that
>>743423526this trash site has become so obsessed with trannies they've given themselves brain damage.
this game is loud as hell they have to shout lmao
>Two slampigs speedruning a shovelware game for little girls is more entertaining than 99% of this SGDQ's runs.
>>743423651>i need to form a bond with them
>>743423675>taking a joke this seriouslyreddit
>>743423651bro please be less of a coomer creep i beg youyou need friends
>>743423726id date a black girl. it would be kinda based making friends with all the black folx>>743423802im literally the opposite. i jack oiff once every 4 days and dont like meaningless sex
Crazy close race.
aussiie banter is just fun
That was fun
I'm glad they enjoyed themselves
werster next, there are some fans of him there so letting u know
>>743423841>i jack oiff once every 4 daysis that why you're talking about jacking off on their shoes?>dont like meaningless sexjacking off on some random peoples' shoes that you just saw speedrunning shovelware on a charity stream for a few minutes would be so meaningful
>3 hour pokemon runand that's it for me, and seems like that it's for the audience as well
im here for werster. i didnt mind looking at lacey either
>>743423986HOLY FUCKING BASED
>wersterOH FUCK
>>743423986Is he going to cheat this one as well?
>>743423993Me too, until Super Mario World
>>743423993It's Werster bro, he's the main event.
>pokemonI don't know if i've ever seen an entertaining pokemon speedrun
>>743424039Werster this wrester thatI don't care
>>743424054are you some zoomer that grew up with the shitty games and missed out on pokemania?
>cheater guy
I hope he drops some hard R's
>3 hours of werster and friends racing pokemonI had been waiting for this
>>743401667Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>join yesterdaypokemon>join todaypokemoni just cant escape it
Magpielabs is going to show up halfway into this run and press that cheater Werster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3KDwsvxVzE
Werster needs more time to reset and manip a starmie
>>743424227lol
>>743424347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
i have to admire wibbler for just hard tanking the cheating accusations even though he's obviously guiltythis is how you respond to getting canceled
>>743424380man has been manipulating all his life for this dayand he's already ahead lmao
god damn new werster is old... and bald
>>743424390bart get out i'm sex
>Werster's game running at 1.1x speedkek, once a cheater always a cheater
I almost forgot what he looked like with that scuffed dark cam he uses
>the N is capitalhmmm
>>743424347EVERYONE was nice to you on Saturday!
>werster having to enter namesFlashback to gdq from like 10 years ago, where he missed a PB or something because the donation readers took forever to get the names ready.
>wester already screen looking
>this run will be MAAANIIIIPPPLLLLEEEEESSSSSSSsssss
kek werster is shit talking the other guy already less than 5 minutes in
did I hear wrong or said he wants to catch a spearow for cheating?
He named his pokemon a while the other dude just has it as squirter so he's already cooked
>>743424631great timing on that post...
>>743424631>squirter
lol werster is already ahead when he started from behind because of no save file already like the other guy had
Are they them?
rigged
WERSTER YOU CHEATTHAT PIKACHU RNG WAS YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW I JUST KNOW IT
HOLY SHIT
He fucking manipped his cartridge that cheating cunt
holy shit lol the lv 5 pikachu
Wow God hates that guy
The true boss of this run
>the game was rigged since the start
>>743424141inb4>Everyone who said I cheated is a fucking NIGGER2 hours into the run
>Pokemon runJudging by the responses to my post in the last Pokemon run, it seems like most anons are open to drawing more than once. The last 3 digits of your next post is the dex number of the pokemon you have to draw.>National Pokedexhttps://www.serebii.net/pokemon/nationalpokedex.shtmlNo pressure to do more than 1 drawing this event. I may draw only for Scarlet/Violet & XD: Gale of Darkness cause I'm slow but we'll see.
>>743425423I'll see you tonight
>>743425423I will now draw.
I love pokemon runs
>>743425423Let's go!
Man I forgot how good Werster runs are. I used to like Pokémon runs at these events years ago but I’ve been convinced they all suck over the years. This shows me they can still be entertaining.>insightful engaging commentary>no fucking Pokémon impressions>no inside jokes>no troon rights screeching >no puns>no “fun” factsIt feels good to be back
>>743425598But where are the TRANS RIGHTS?
>>743425545I actually got one of my favourites, what a nice stroke of luck.
playing on ds actually seems like it would give you a slight advantage since it's slower because it give you an extra 0.000001 ms of reaction time for movement
Fellow GBA-speedun-played-on-DS runner, stat blast regarding what Werster just said about DS having a slower framerate:GBA native framerate = 59.7275 FPSDS fat playing in GBA mode = 59.6555 FPSThe more you know.
>>743425687damn nice job on that drawing that was so fast too
>>743425423I refuse to participate unless a get a dragon type or at least a cool mon. I got fucking goldeen yesterday.
>>743425423Godspeed.
any good screenshots or webms from asm so far?
>>743425423I'll show again my paint skills
>>743425712yeah he said, he only lose about 12 seconds throughout the run
>werster constantly dunking on jtlmao
Dude werster has still got it, this is a hoot
Living on the edge.
the run is already over isn't it. I think that lvl 5 pikachu really killed it
IT'S SO OVERWE'RE SO BACK
everything went according to the plan
we're so back
>>743425423
What is this category?
>>743426151Farfetch'd only run, once able.
>>743426114Unless a gym leader just strings crits on werster he won.
Why aren't they using the clemi skip at all?
Rex could have beat Misty....
>Pokemon disobeying you ACTUALLY MATTERING in a speedrun>In anything
Well I guess that strategy was pretty farfetched
>>743425423rolling again and THIS TIME it's Lilligant, just you watch
>>743426420CARLOS!
I'll bake the next bread>>743426420CARLOS
>>743426420Carlos!
It's never been more fucking over
>speedrunning a game live at an event >everyone keeps laughing at you
>>743425835
>>743426461enjoy your weavile
>>743426501So long as they laugh, have I not done my job?
>>743425816if I get a chance, I'll snap a shot of the cop car that hit the runner outta nowhere in the San Andreas run
What a blunder
>>743426526SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT!well, expect my Weavile entry tonight....
>>743425551based and hex sex
based fat rat the run killer
Sound down for anyone else?
I like how Werster is having to babysit JT's run at the same time he's doing his
>werster telling the other guy what to do in his game while still doing his own run at the same timeJEJ
always crazy to me how the first hour of the game you only get 1 badge then you get the next 7 in the next 2 hours
>>743423992retard
It’s fun to see a Werster run next to a trainwreck run. first time I’m not mad about a race not being even.
>>743426963companion image
i'm over 35 and I have no desire to jerk off anymore
I'll donate a $1,000 USD if Werster screams "FUCKING NIGGERS" on the stream.
>>743426963>>743427009One of them always lies. One of them always tells the truth. You may ask one question
>>743426963>>743427009unedited imageokay, sry for spam, i posted the one so i had to post the other then had to post the other, pls understand.im going to the store with my dad to buy water and stuff hehepokemon runs are awful, dude. theyre really fucking boring
>>743427071retard
>>743427056Sometimes I have to crank out 2 or 3 a day, less so if my gf "helps". 37 or 38, can't remember.
>>743427063you don't even have the balls to say that in the chat, shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2tirHYe4DI
>>743427091u rang?okey bye!!
>>743427071>pokemon runs are awful, dude. theyre really fucking boringshould have taken this opportunity to draw a Pokemon
every time I play the original red I just walk through in the dark and have it memorized and never fuck it up at all
>missed Winx Club because it was at 3 A.M.God damn itFucking Aussies and their backwards landAt least Werster's on
>>743426480>I'll bake the next breadIt's your time to shine
>>743427290>>743427290>>743427290mig
