Assassin's Creed Black Flag is the most pointless remake in history.
>my epic e-celeb didn't like it!Okay.
I'm having fun.
>>743401263There’s not even any music from the fucking band
the point is money and it was successful
>>743401512>remakes of songsDoes that ever happen? I know about remasters that tweak mixing or something but I never heard of remakes.
>>743401263Wrong. They even had a PS4 version they could have just translated and didn't. They decided to remake it for no reason at all.
>>743401512Do the sailors still sing?
>>743401546>the point is money and it was succe-ACK!
>>743401263are you sure?
>>743401595Happens with a lot of indie bands that have garbage recording setups when they’re starting out. They’ll put a newer version out as a single with cleaner production played on instruments that aren’t stolen and borrowed and held together by duct tape. Not my thing but I can appreciate it.
>>743401263I thought this guy choked on a dildo and died.
>>743401727I wish. What I wouldn’t give for a sea shanty version of Six Pack
>>743402157that was you, dead domain
>>743401683Did moose finally get got?
I've never played an assassin's creed game. Thanks for asking.
>>743401263Didn't stop retards from buying it.
>>743401263lol. lmao even.
>>743404390Kek
>>743401512I bet you think you're real funny
>remake of a bad game>makes it worse
>>743401263It's better than the original so I guess it wasnt pointless
>>743405914Funny enough to amuse myself and that’s what counts.
>>743404805That's not true. It's not well done but these were certainly more needed than Black Flag.
>>743401263Imagine working for Ubisoft.>Toil away for soulless corpos to make a cynical cash-in remake of the last beloved classic installment of a now-desecrated franchise.>Get laid off immediately the week after the remake launches.>Heh, nothin' personnel, kid.
>I'm the same age Synthetic Man was when he started the channel 6 years agonot a good feeling. Used to feel comfy tuning into his streams, albeit with a latent melancholy watching someone lament a dying industry while playing old games. Feels like I should have moved on, but I still watch this bitter faggot out of obligation more than anything. My life hasn't gone anywhere
>>743401731>all those people buying the dipwhat do they know
>>743408958Synthetic Man isnt a bad person or anything so I can't bring myself to actually hate him but he is a profoundly miserable person. Just dont do what he did (absolutely nothing) and you'll avoid his shitty life pretty easily.
>>743405968this is literally every remake except maybe RE0
>>743404314wtf that was the best part of the originalfuck ubishit
Never play remakes or remastersThank fuck Fromsoft cucked Bluepoint to death
I judge everyone who plays AC games as a cancer. It's like buying Madden games in the 90s. They perpetuate an entire genre of corporate slop. I don't care if it's a remake or the brand new AC #233. The entire audience for this series are piggies at a trough.
>>743409037Rich and with multiple discord gfs?
>>743401263don't need to watch a video to know that, synth. breakers when
>>743409037that's the thing though. I viewed Synth as a cautionary tale, he actually used to give advice and tell people what he would have done differently in his 20s and now he's gone full chud mode and talks about his fetishes like a hopeless degenerate.He's more jaded and miserable than he ever was, and I find myself feeling the same way after essentially wasting 6 years of my life and coming back to square one. The fact that I'm now about the same age he was makes it even more haunting, like I'm condemned to a similar fate
Pathetic Man is a balding 30 year old NEET that still lives with his single mom and refuses to do jackshit about his life except stream in front of 100 people tops, traumadump, and proceed to make the same tongue and cheek dance about "NEW GAME BAD" because YouTube's algorithm will push anything that's topical or has even just a small bit of negativity. All while donating nearly all of his money into either futa porn commissions / h-translations or his 4chan Pass, which allows him to practically shill his shit for here for free while getting a literal pass from the janitors and mods.Anyways, this is the thread FreedomCHADS.
>>743401263Buy an ad
why does he cause so much seethe?
>>743410426>Pathetic Man is a balding 30 year old NEET that still lives with his single momDidn't he just move out? Or did he just follow his mom to a new domain?
>>743408958>My life hasn't gone anywhere99.9 percent of people's lives don't go anywhere. They graduate from whatever school they went to and end up slaving away at a company until they can establish a tiny amount of seniority when they are in their late 40s and 50s and then they can gradually decrease their workload until they retire then die. That's it. That's what happens to most people.
>>743401854Funny, there is a lot of boat and water segments in LoU2, I kinda wished NaughtyDog to do a pirate game and not just use pirate themes as background for Uncharted
>>743410651His biggest mistake which he hasn't really corrected was not keeping tabs on his own ecosystem and not really understanding where his audience comes from. He probably lost at least 20% of his viewership because of it in the last year at least streaming he had like 2-3k live viewers and now it's like 900 people don't throw as much money his way. This involves having his little tism episodes where he attacks people giving him money because he doesn't want to be DSP or something which makes him more like DSP. Then this went to DMCAing clip channels though they were linking to privated streams I can understand why he would but the autists don't which hurts him as he has no way to not look like shit in that situation. That then in turn leads to his spat with Josh Moon where he instead of making inroads by hashing it out he attacked the blockland nekoshota shit setting Null off, Null and him are the exact same person it just blew me away they started going at each other at all. On the other side it's just trannies they're just hateful/vindictive in general they've been after him for awhile.As honest and unbiased take I can give.
>>743410651Because hes based. Most losers are actually. Sticking your own face out there and not holding back while shitting on stuff means hes apathetic about what people think of him.
>>743411567Alot of his bad behavior is derived from his paranoia. I can tell he's one of those people that really reads far too deep into social interactions and he has a somewhat justified fear that everyone is out to get him. This paranoia then extends to him perceiving honest viewers and fans that just enjoy light heartedly messing with him.
>>743401263making a remake of Black Flag instead of remaking the very first AC game is indeed kind of strange
>>743411704Not really since the trend has been to start with the most popular game first>Resident Evil 2>Silent Hill 2>Metal Gear Solid 3>Final Fantasy 7
>>743411662I can see that it would be another big factor in why he self sabotages the way he does.
Has he tried playing games he enjoys?
>>743411965Resident Evil 5 is the most popular RE.
I have no idea who you're talking about, and I searched YT for the title.
>>743401417hope you like niggers, fags and girlbosses in your games then retard
>>743412331I do! And I’m having a blast!
>>743410651He's true to himself right or wrong.
>>743412570Except every video is just one big lying compilation
>>743412672>Lying compilations of clips proving his pointsYou don't need to tell us you're a troon
>>743412879I hope he sees this and makes you his next janny that he’ll ban within a week
>>743412937I think you should calm down and go take your hormones, xister. Don't wanna ACK yet, gotta own the chuds.
>>743401731the main ubisoft stock doesn't matter for AC that much anymore. AC (and R6 and FC) are now held by a subsidiary of ubisoft called vantage studios, which is held under private ownership which gets funded by multiple parties other than ubisoft.
>>743401263Name one fruitful remake
>>743413256Husky won
>>743413464RE4 remake
>>743409094if that was the best part then the game probably wasn't very good to begin with
>>743401546Yeah... ubisoft's financials just came out for the year. Turns out Black Flag R cost somewhere north of 200 Million fucking dollars, advertising inclusive ,and the company lost 1.7 BILLION fucking dollars last year. 2 or 3 million sales doesnt' even get them to break even, although it might, and to be fair, it's doing better than Shadows or Outlaws or Skull and Bones. >>743413432You misunderstand the structure. It means Tencent gets about 25 percent of revenue off the top. It means that their two million sales is only effectively 1.5 million for them.>>743409016They're chumps who don't understand how much of a weight the Vantage deal is, or they're saying it couldn't get fucking worse, or they saw good news on Black Flag and are euphoric.>>743405914>>743401512Don't be like that. Rise above.
>>743410651Spiteful, tranime lover, zero introspection, bad taste in games. He really and truly is the Son of DSP
Watching him play San Andreas was shocking. Guy is an autistic freak, and not good at videogames.
>>743413749>literally immediately orders another number 9this meme was not thought through
>>743413812It was a #9 large, whatever that means
>>743413590>Tencent gets about 25 percent of revenue off the top. It means that their two million sales is only effectively 1.5 million for them.Nah. Ubisoft gets paid royalties by Vantage from the subsidiary's profits, after which whatever profits are left, 25% go to tencent, and 75% go to ubisoft.Ubisoft gets royalties and 75% of the profits, so it's more like 80-90% of the profits go straight to Ubisoft.
>>743413749who
>>743412331Did they really increase the amount of those compared to the original?
>>743413935actually yes
>>743413895Sounds like my gender for sure.
>>743413909Synthetic Man, the youtuber who made the video in the OP. He makes decent videos about these crappy pozzed games.
WHO
>>743413967That sucks, guess I'll find out when a proper crack comes out for it
>>743413996>influencerswhat do zoomers have against making up their own opinions?
>>743413996He always angles the video title, thumb, intro negatively but then is really mellow and can even say it's not a bad game. It's a little tiresome after a few videos.
>>743413996>retard with autism accent babbling for an hour when it could be cut down to 5 minutes>decent videos
>>743412331Damn female and prison gay pirates didn't exist I guess
>so basically GTA:SA is bad game design because I have to drive too much, and when I die I need to get new guns again, and there's no fun bing bing wahoo background music, and there's no colorful gems to collect.
>>743414131trannies are obsessed with this guy because he's a chud who makes successful videosand then you have lazy /v/ people who are the same age as him and wish they had the idea to grift towards /v/ but are scared of putting their face online lmaoboth these groups hate synthetic because instead of ignoring his opinions they think it's a personal crusade to be mad that he takes the typical /v/ contrarianism route and makes a living off it
>>743414082>>743414085Yeah, though much of that is algo optimization. >autism accentlmao. He claims to be a true Resident Evil fan, yet he has never properly pronounced "Resident Evil"
>>743414185its the same thing with asmongold, every big "right wing" influencer is more or less just a swindler applying some basic demagoguery for personal gain, at least when it comes to commercial platforms like jewtube. twitter too, i assume you get paid an ad rate for your posts.
>>743414131Pic related is not SyntheticMan. That's just Tyler from PKA.
>>743414185For me, I dislike him because half the time I find his streams entertaining. I wish he would stop with the fake vocal fry.
>>743414682>I dislike him but I watch his streamshe really is the /v/tuberwhy the fuck did mandalore troon out anyway
>>743412331damn a bunch of undesirables are committing sea crime. I should tell the Somalian pirates they need more whites then for diversity's sake.
>>743414743>I dislike him but I watch his streamsI haven't found anyone better who is active enough to replace him
