Meanwhile at black mesa
Don't worry, they are just here to guard the facility :D
>>743407938BLACK MASSA
xen is balla territory
>>743407995SPBP LMAO
Sector C...home...
Ey CJ, the yay leavin' Anomalous Materials.
>>743407938>Yo, why do they make all wear these ridiculous bandannas?
I'm playing through Half Life for this first time (I'm a zoomer)Game is pretty good. Idk wtf is up with explosion damage though I will shoot a claymore in an entirely different zip code and it will still kill me.
>>743408130explosives are fuckin dangerous man
>AY, WHICH ONE OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS FUCKED WITH MY MICROWAVE!
>>743408206ay smoke chill out, s not like you missin any meals
>>743408130I hope you enjoy it. And I agree, the explosions have a deceptive degree of range, so its best to stay far far away from any of them
>SUMAMUFFAKINBITCH AND HIS GAADAYME MUFFUKIN UNFO-SEEN CONSEQUANCES YO! AYO WTF?!!?!its a really strange direction they chose to take in half life alyx
>>743407938This is the last level of Half Life called Xan Andreas.
ain't no one wondering who ate all the donuts here
>>743408345It’s MOTHERFUKIN BITCH ASS AND his
>>743407938>YOU A BUSTA, GORDON
>>743408206Has ai managed to surpass this yet in any field?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CJ0UNq4Zhc
>kill some aliens and a couple of soldiers>reach On Rails>soldiers have graffitied death threats on the wallswut? Bro its been like an hour since I started killing people but they already know me by name and have a grudge?
>diversity is our greatest strength, chud, they're highly trained pro->JAQUAVIAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING >STAHP>NOOO
>>743408576>Jamal, why did you break the microwave?>AYO I AIN DO NUFFIN>Jamal we have you on camera breaking it. Why would you do that? How would you feel if you couldn't eat your lunch because someone broke the microwave>I ATE LUNCH NIGGA DA FUK WRONG WITCH U?>Jamal that's not...>YOU SAYIN IM LYIN?>DIS NIGGA SAYIN I DINN EAT NO LUNCH, FOO BE TRIPPIN>AIGHT WE FINNA SEE WHAT HR THANK 'BOUT THIS SHIT RIGH HERE YOan extremely similar interaction happened at work 2 years ago, these things do not belong beside us
>entirety of Half-Life, Half-Life 2 and episodes>but with CJ in place of Gordon FreemanWhat would it be like?
>>743408345eli is just black stop being a racist chud
>accidentally opens a portal to africa
>>743408754Shameless liars like this genuinely enrage me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdx7_fI_KRc
BACK OF YO NECK LOOK LIKE A GONARCH'S BALLSACK
What is the best way to play San Andreas now without buying a physical copy?
>>743408843ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PUSH THE DAMN CART, GORDON
Those cholos at Afternoon Siesta think they are better than us with their taco chambers
>>743407938THEM WHITE BOYS GOT ME ON XEN CRYSTALS
who ate da last of dem pineapple rangs finna chimp on y'all
IT WAS OPEN ALLLLL ALONG!
>>743408916>>743410081absolute classic
>>743408757well there is the opposite already gordon in los santoshttps://youtu.be/ixtj5ZhaKac
>>743410174how do people not get motion sickness with this shit
>>743410582they aint a lil bitch.
Chances are you wouldn't even get the HEV suit since niggas would break into the holding bay.
>>743408130fuck you
>>743410174>5 hours despite being able to essentially zoom across the map in secondsweak
Hey CJ, tell me why I never got my phd in theoretical physics
>>743407938It is genuinely a bit eerie how not out of place San Andreas NPCs look alongside Half-Life NPCs.
>>743413458they have slightly higher res faces, but overall they really do match
>>743407938Why they all standing like that
>>743407938yes you enjoy the people you are around
>>743407938and things like that
>>743408130There's a remake by actual fans called Black Mesa. It's pretty good for once. Good enough that valve bought them off so it's an official non-free recreation now.
>>743407995
I ate all the donuts
>>743408130I forget exactly how it works, but there is essentially a bug that makes explosives deal damage through walls and I think in a bigger radius through the wall, if they are placed in a specific way when they explode.
>>743413893>BM>goodBlack Mesa is somewhat tolerable until Xen and absolute trash in it. Elevator level is one of the worst things i've ever seen.
>All you had to do is follow the tram, CJ!
>>743407938*snigger*
Reminder that there's a secret monorail underneath CJs house and it takes 20 hours to get from LA to Arizona
Riiight, but they got teleporters, they go inter-dimensional
>this threadKino. Love you niggas. GROVE IS KING
>>743408130>Zoomer>Actually playing HL1 and not Black Mesa>Actually using the original models and not the horrible HD packThere is hope for you all yet.
>>743422521>allI wouldn't go that far
>>743408130game is amazing for 1999, I can imagine playing it then and being blown the fuck out by all the set and action pieces. that being said, game falls off a cliff after surface tension. the two last levels are especially egregious, and I really hated those OP lightning bolt shooting faggots
>>743412487>Like half the game requires you tail some npcI wonder why
>>743407938>them white boys had me on crystal meth
>>743408206>shieeeettt nigga>dr dre gona bust yo kneecap for this
>>743408754>>743408576kek
