This is embarrassing. Why can't Valve show the pipe dude in their opening logo.
>>743410463context?
>>743410463it's just not professional enough for modern audiences. you wouldn't get it>>743410529shut up newfag
>>743410463 something something mobile-first branding.
>>743410529OP wants to see men, like the gayfaggot that he is.
>>743410463it lwky used to scare me when i was little but i loved it for that
>>743410463Because they don't make games anymore
>>743410463they perfected it with alyx
>>743410609>porn out of nowherebrain completely rotted
Shid I'll show you some pipe dude lel
>>743410580Gabenbox can run fortnite?
>>743410463some of you are eternally unsatisfied with everything
>>743412217I am. This is soulless. Show the pipe dude and don't be so ashamed of your past.
Atleast TF2 does the Half-Life music properly and shows the pipe dude.
>>743413014my niece had nightmares about the pipe dude, wouldn't play portal 2 because the pipe dude in the intro was animated and turned halfway around in a way she found creepy as fuck until I hacked the game to remove that specific introgoofy as hell but you never know what kids will freak out about
>>743413014That's not the real pipe dude. That's the woke remaster.
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