>What do you mean you cant pause the game son? Its an online game? Just pause it son its so simple.
>>743414037Play good game
>>743414037>playing online games
Danny Phantom's mom can get it.
Yo Danny Phantom
If single player, it really is that simple.If multiplayer:>type "pp">opponent types "kk">pause the gameAlternatively if game for some reason has no pause function:>type "brb">stand up and leave
>>743414037>when the white parents see their male child play with a doll and immediately get the idea to castrate him and put him in a dress
My parents were actually smart and chillThey knew online games couldn't be paused and wouldn't chimp out over telling them itll be over in 4 minutesGod I love them
>>743414774Why are you antiwhite anon?
>>743414774But enough with your autobiography
Dad beat mom until she understood WoW couldn't be paused.
>hey anon, can you come help me with this>yeah, no problem *alt-F4s comp game*I play a shitload of video games and enjoy doing so, but I can play video games for the rest of my life. My parents won't be around forever.
>>743415514My most vivid memory as a child was playing Surface II on Goldeneye64 and my dad coming up to my room saying we were going out for dinner at a fancy restaurant. We never did that kind of thing because we were poor and he told me to turn off the game and get ready. I told him I could finish the game in 1 minute and he started timing me on his watch. I got up to the Bunker entrance and during the cutscene my dad picked up my N64 by the cartridge and gravity dropped the N64 onto the floor. Ever since that drop, my N64 would freeze or stutter if you took a step too close to the console. In Goldeneye the characters would sometimes rotate and spin around like bowling pins, same thing happened in WCW NWO Revenge, the wrestlers would stretch like Gumby.
>>743414037Your parents are dead anon, why are you even posting this for?
>>743414037just dont play online games
>>743414037Anon, it's 2026... that was years ago when they were worried about you because of your wow addiction.
>>743417128>LITERALLY switch to a nighttime prowler mode since it's summer so I go out at about 8 PM and go to clubs and concerts and shit and pick up women and come home at 3-5AM and code/game until about 10 AM so I can wake up tomorrow at 6PM without seeing her narcissistic retard ass
>>743417192What an asshole.
>>743417192anon, your dads a massive faggot.
>>743417128>Walks into dad's room>Hey son, thanks, come help me with this>Dad is on the bed stroking his big hard throbbing precum covered cock while mom is sitting on a chair in the corner with a wand on her clitYeah no thanks, I stopped helping my parents years ago when I moved out
>>743414405What makes this design work?
>>743417595don't vulcans have pointy ears?
>>743417595....was this a normal occurrence in your household anon?
>>743417604It's sex incarnate
>>743414037>tell friends I'll brb in a few minutes>it's a fucking laundry list of chores that ends up taking 20-30 minutes+>all of this could have easily waited>come back>kicked from the partyYeah never made that mistake again. Now I just tell my jobless parents I'll do it when I find time.
>>743414774Fucking lmao it's always white """people""" doing this I mean you don't see niggers doing this shit do you?
>Playing FF8>Going for Tonberry King>Hadn't saved in 4-5 hours>Dad comes in, shuts off my PS1 and says its time for dinner>Ask him why he couldn't just let me save my game first>"Its just a video game, it doesn't matter">Wait until he starts watching sports>Turn off the TV>He asks why I did that>"Its just TV dad, it doesn't matter>Mom laughs, Dad is fuming>Got my ass beat>Never had my gaming interrupted again>Dad has been playing vidya with me sinceI guess I won in the end.
>>743418746based nigga
Would you fuck your clone?
>>743418824No. No fat chicks. And don't call me a hypocrite, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat.
>>743417192Your dad is retardedMy dad isnt autistic and knows "a minute" isnt literally 1 minute
>>743418881>t. fatty fatty boom boom
>>743417703I think she's only half
