Will /v/ be playing as Agamemnon in Fortnite?
>>743416501>discussingbharat
>>743416501BROTHER OF MENELAUS
>>743416501No, i won't. I don't play garbage zoomer slop games.
>>743416501they are scared shitless it will bomb so they are really trying everything now to maket it lmao
>>743416501Nolan is afraid
>>743418106>they are scared shitless it will bombit's fucking Nolan, it won't bomb no matter how hurd chuds will seethe
Does Fortnite really only have shitty cross promotions going for it nowadays? I remember seeing a video explaining that it had its own overarching story with each season.
>>743418212compared to how much they could earn, they know its not looking good.
>>743416501Absolutely!
>>743416501>playing fortnite outside of STW
>>743416501>nolan reusing the batman design for an ancient greek characterbravo nolan
>>743418212>it's fucking NolanYou really think normoids go into the theater and see HOLY SHIT IS THAT A NEW [DIRECTOR] MOVIE LETS GO WATCH IT NOW.People watched Oppenheimer because of the funny memes not because it was directed by Christopher Nolan.
you WILL watch odyssey
>>743416501
>>743418594who the fuck is this black bitch suppose to be?
>>743418610Helen the Whore
>>743418610Helen de Troyt
>>743418610Heleniqua the brave strong independent woman
erstwhile in an 80s kid's movie
>>743418610the most beautiful woman in Greece
>>743418610The woman that stole a thousand ships.
>>743418648>>743418689>>743418734>>743418848oh?! thought they'd tried to make her look somewhat presentable
>>743418930Being diverse is more important than being presentable
>>743418930That would invoke the male gaze, this is harambe
>>743418212Tenet bombed
>>743418930That would be problematic, anon
>>743418212Tenet was fucking Nolan as well... pun intended
>>743416615Based
>>743418784Based Time Bandits enjoyer.
>>743418415>People watched Oppenheimer because of the funny memes not because it was directed by Christopher Nolan.Do you retards genuinely believe this? Nobody is watching movies for a meme. That's why Morbius bombed twice when they brought it back to theaters.
>>743416501From the thumbnail i thought that was an ordinator lmaoHow long until the jeeta forces a TES collab?
>>743418648>>743418689>>743418734>>743418848>>743418909>it's realjesus fucking christ, I seriously thought you guys were joking.
>>743418212I'm just not gonna see it is all
>>743419452Makes it doubly funny that supposedly her and Ellen Page are in the movie for like a combined total of 5 minutes of screentime.
>>743418594The funniest thing to me is that barely anyone really would seethe if they casted a hot/cute negro instead, because then it could have been written off as "Artistic liberty" or "Talent" since in reality very few people geninely care about "Historic accuracy", only spergs like me. At this point i am starting to believe that all of this is an unironic falseflag where they deliberately do this to BREED more racism by pretending that they are AGAINST racism, playing gigachud 1488D chess. And we are eating that bait like a delicacy.
>>743418594>>743419452If I were a racist I'd love it that a black woman was presented like such a gorilla.
>>743419631Don't know why they didn't at least get some hapa to play her if they wanted diversity points.
Is there anyone in the entire world who doesn’t think casting the nigger and the pooner wasn’t a political decision?
>>743419631she could've looked like this.
>>743418594haha monke
>>743419452tbf she played a slave in that picture
>>743419746Sorry but Helen was historically a coal black negro that crawled out the central Congo. The woman you posted looks vaguely Mediterranean and casting meds is forbidden for this particular film.
>>743419769Das racist anon
>>743419959no such thing as racism, its a made up term by the kikes
>>743418594>>743419631
This whole movie is just Nolan kissing the ring, isn't it? Who in their right mind says >"I'M GOING TO USE THE TURBO FEMINIST REVISION OF THE STORY, THEN THROW IN RACE SWAPS AND TRANNIES!!"
>>743420061Look at this lil dood run.
>>743420106and this is the take they used
>>743418212hollywood keeps saying this about different categories and it keeps being wrong>it's star wars, it won't bomb>it's marvel, it won't bomb>it's disney, it won't bomb
>>743420009>this side of the pan/homo genus divide
>>743418415>You really think normoids go into the theater and see HOLY SHIT IS THAT A NEW [DIRECTOR] MOVIE LETS GO WATCH IT NOW.Yes, that's partly why the idea of the director as the author of the movie even came about in the first place, so they could have a way to promote them. Before that the director was just a another position no more important than camera, music or screenplay.
It’s a deliberate act of shoving a lie in your face and expecting you to call it out so they can call you a racist. They cast a ugly nigger from the darkest depths of the congo as “the most beautiful woman who ever lived, so beautiful the gods were jealous” and then they wait for you to say she isn’t attractive. Textbook race baiting. And libtards as they always do, will play dumb and say they have no idea what you are talking about when you say the casting was a deliberate political decision.You literally cannot ever have a good faith conversation with a liberal because then will just intentionally pretend to misunderstand everything you say:
>>743419959She looks like me. I feel represented
>>743420175I think it'll underperform like Tenet but I don't see a modern Disney tier flop. Also Tenet was kino and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>743420106Look at her go
>>743420175it took multiple shit movies for those to bomb
>>743420106They should have used the tranny to play a Greek twink. Everyone would have liked that.
>>743420009
>>743420347heh it reminded me that /tv/ dub
>>743418415Fucking retard, Nolan's name is the only reason Dark Knight Rises isn't considered in the same league as Synder's shit from a curry brown streetsharter ass and Thor movies.
>>743420106What's wrong with this?>she looks too weak to be a soldierYeah that's the point.
>>743420106she looks like she can barely walk in that armor
>>743420061It's called Oscarbait, you need a certain percentage of niggers and troons if you want to qualify
>>743420009kek
>>743418648the fuck...so this is like the nuLotR and the Witcher TV series.Woke is very much alive
>>743420009Eloquently written
>>743416501You know for a guy who had to austistically explain how a super hero like Batman, and his rogues gallery, could realistically be implemented...how the fuck did he end up with this design for an ancient Greek? It's not even the worst design in the movie, the giants who are meant to be large savage brutes with no concept of metallurgy have seemingly more advanced looking armor than the Greeks that stumble into their forest. Or how the ship he's using is a Viking longboat, not even remotely Greek at all. It's like the whole movie is determined to wipe the Greeks out of the picture entirely.
>>743420860ITS A FANTASY! NONE OF IT IS SUPPOSES TO BE REALISTIC!!
>>743420860A Greek guy stole Nolan's lunch money once and he's never let it go.
>>743420953So are super hero movies, and he tried to make those realistic, did you not read?
>>743421107>did you not read?If he could read he'd read the Odyssey book and wouldn't defend Nolan...
>>743420953>ITS A FANTASY!If its a fantasy why are there nogs and troons in it?
>>743418457>"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the helmet"
>>743420106It's like xe forgot how to run.
>>743421389Great googly moogly, those big black bazongas are threatening to peak out at any moment.
>>743421389yeah I'd start a war of epic proportions for her
>>743420347beat me to it, I see this one
>>743418457I think I'd rather just rewatch Epic the Musical, that's free on youtube.
>>743416615BOOSH
>>743418358It's hella boring. It's RNG-ridden. Penny sexo.>>743418457A torrented version, for sure.
>>743416501which MCU Thor film is he from?
>>743420106was anemia prevalent in troy ?
>>743421493waba daba
>>743416501I don't know what that is
>>743418457Nah I watched that piece of shit Napoleon and I'm still regretting it. Should've just used that money to buy some chips and watch Waterloo at home via Archive.org. These glorified slopfests aren't worth the timeslot they occupy. They should go back to running the classics again at a discount. You'll get more full seats that way.
>>743420106>post your run animation
>>743418968Tenet was good though (unlike Odyssey)
>>743418212Heard that before
>>743418212Star Wars.
>>743420106
>>743420175Last Jedi didn't bomb, but movies after that bombed because everyone was still pissed off about Last Jedi. You can fool people once.
>>743423179Tenet is good until you spend a few minutes thinking about it and realize "Oh, no wonder you can't hear any of the dialogue in this movie. It makes no fucking sense at all." Also, Denzel's kid is a terrible actor and almost ruined the film.
>>743423858>Denzel's kidWell that explains a lot
>>743423179>>743423858IMO the dumbest Nolan movie is Interstellar. Cool concepts for planets ruined by stupid Hollywood plot where Black Holes are magic.
Someone have the one with the plastic helmets that fold when they put them off?
>>743423254She looks like a kid. It's sad that all these people are feeding and enabling her delusions.
>>743423858>nepobabby failing in real timeLike pottery
>>743424034She is playing a kid. That's literally the intended vibe.
>>743423991No one knows shit about black holes, a civilization inside one of them created mechagodzilla, as far as i can care, that's realistic as much as interstellar.
>>743423858I heard the dialogue just fine except for one scene in the airport where I'm pretty sure it was a deliberate choice (the same shit as putting loud music over a silent scene for dramatic effect)
>>743418594The most beautiful woman of the ancient world. A seductress of kings that had wars fought for her love
>>743423991I could get past all the black hole is magic shit but when you had scientist claim with a straight face that love is a force of nature that transcends time and space enabling abilities like telepathy was when I switched off. Also, I guess he kind of forgot about all the time dilation stuff for the last act where he kept cutting between events in space and events on earth as if they're happening simultaneously.
>>743424189>where he kept cutting between events in space and events on earth as if they're happening simultaneously.That never happens
>>743424121Nolan doesn't consider the actual content of the dialogue to be all that important. To him it's the same as music or sound effects. If there is the sound of people saying things and that sound is "right" then that's good enough and what they're actually saying is secondary. Odd position to take when your films are pretty dialogue heavy and narrative driven.
>>743418968tenet was released during covid, it also had a nepobab uncharismatic black lead
>>743418212
>>743424247Yes, it does. For the climax of the movie where they're burning the field as a distraction it's cutting back and forth between earth and space as if these events are taking place concurrently when in reality all that happens in space during this sequence happens in just a tiny fraction of a second of what happens on earth. I get why he did it. It's film editing 101. But he dug his own grave by harping on about time dilation for so much of the film there.
>>743424368And those are supposed to be the.....
>>743424379>For the climax of the movie where they're burning the field as a distraction it's cutting back and forth between earth and space as if these events are taking place concurrently Are you genuinely retarded? Showing 2 separate scenes spliced together is a narrative tool. It does not imply those scenes are happening at the same time you fucking bumbling buffoon.
>>743424368this movie along with nu-Dune makes no sense to meboth directors used to do cool stuff and now their shit just looks like insanely amateurish and bland
>>743424409Space marines.
>>743424472>nu-Dune>amateurish and blandIt's always funny when contrarian retards like you just say random shit when you clearly have no idea what you're fucking talking about
>>743423858>Also, Denzel's kid is a terrible actor and almost ruined the film.Yep, which is funny despite also being a nepobaby, Ice Cube's son is a good actor compared to Denzel's son.
>>743424368>250m budget for power rangers tier combat scenes.
>>743424507No seriously, i am a classicfag i can't point on the poem what the fuck are those things. Its something oc?
>>743424525??what is contrarian about that? Villeneuve's Dune just looks like grey sludgeand that webm reminded me of how awful the choreography is Dunc
>>743416615Haha
>>743424589See? Just a retard saying random shit. Literally just words cause you clearly don't know what they actually mean.
>>743424368Why are they using curved swords? I don't think those were a thing yet in that era, never mind the stainless steel armor. Also why does the armor look so cheap and thin, like someone made in his garage ? It doesn't even look like it's supposed to be part of the same setting. They look like they're from some schlocky low budget scifi movie
>>743424540That feels like an insult to Power Rangers, desu. Their fight choreography is pretty good sometimes.
>>743424368Shit looks like one of those soulless 2010s Ridley Scott epics no one gave a crap about and was immediately forgotten.
>>743424536>Ice Cube's son is a good actor compared to Denzel's son.How good is he compared to his oldman? I only remember his car movies and that martian one with Sting. Where he runs down a flight of stairs like a sassy black women who don't need no man.
>>743424448>It does not imply those scenes are happening at the same time you fucking bumbling buffoon.It almost always does. And Nolan has admitted it doesn't make any sense but creating the appropriate atmosphere of tension is more important than narrative cohesion and that's why it's in the film that way.This is how Nolan does all his films. He's very much a "feeling" focused director and doesn't really care much about traditional things like narrative consistency, dialogue that makes sense and can be heard, a cohesive story, etc.
>>743424665If you saw that scene and assumed the implication was that those scenes are happening at the same times that's not the film's fault that's your fault for being a fucking idiot.
>>743420009I feel the same way, like if you're gonna do all this DEI race swapping shit at least get good looking actors to play them
>>743424368I'm not sure which part of the Odyssey this is meant to be. For me the groid casting is sort of symptomatic rather than the key issue of the production, which extends to the dogshit costume and set design I saw in their promotional material. I quickly realised this isn't a sincere depection of the myth on the big screen so I don't have any interest in watching it, so I'm not going to.
>>743424409Did you forget the chapter where Odysseus landed on AoS island and fought stormcast eternals?
>>743424368>practical effects for giantsThat's pretty fucking cool
>>743424540Nolan has never cared about fight choreography. Even his entire Batman trilogy doesn't have a single good fight scene in it.
>>743420061>FEMINIST REVISIONqrd?
>>743424650>How good is he compared to his oldman?Better, I was really impressed when he played as his dad in Straight Outta Compton, though the only movies I liked starring his dad are the Friday movies.
>>743424776best sceni saar
>>743424368
>>743424575Laestrygonians, a bunch of man-eating giants who are supposed to be primitive
>>743424820Emily Wilson's recent """"""""""interpretation"""""""""" of the Odyssey.
>>743424575Lestrigonians.
>>743424847Why is nobody holding a spear
>>743416501It somehow looks even cheaper.
>>743424847>trumptards want to hate this film so much that they now think using practical effects is bad.
>>743424708The editing is absolutely implying that and any argument it's not is just retardedness. In the context of the story it's definitely not happening simultaneously because it can't but the film is edited in such a way to give the sensation it is. You're not seriously going to claim that style of editing is not almost exclusively used for events occurring simultaneously, are you? Name another film that has ever done that before that isn't called Saw 2 and it wasn't the entire twist of the film.
>>743419928>The woman you posted looks vaguely Mediterranean and casting meds is forbidden for this particular film.No she does not, nigger. Helen was blonde and blue eyed according to Homer.
>>743424820The original book, you know that timeless greek classic, was translated again but this time it's for the modern audience
>>743424953Having no CGI is irrelevant to everything, and I mean everything, being wrong in that scene.
>>743424957If there's zero interaction between 2 scenes then no it fucking isn't. It's used to draw a thematic parallel. I bet your small feeble brain would fucking explode if you watched a film told out of chronological order like Pulp Fiction. You'd think the story was implying they're time travelers. You are literally so stupid that you lack object permanence and can only take what you see literally. That is a clear sign of low IQ.
not my agamemnon
>>743425056based AoM enjoyer
>>743418415Nolan is one of the few modern directors who can put people into seats. People know him like they know actors. Doesn't mean he can get the same amount of viewers each movie, of course
>>743420106What a strapping young fellow!
>>743425017I noticed you couldn't name a single other film that has ever done that before. And it's not because nobody else was "genius" enough to come up with it.
>>743420350>Spoiler
>>743424638>why does the armor look so cheap and thin, like someone made in his garageIts shameful to be outdone by stuff from more than 40 years ago. Well it should be anyway. Excalibur 1981
The booty that launched a thousand ships
>>743418594sheesh no wonder black man chases after white bitches
>>743425208The ballsack armor from the Witcher with ole Henry is still one of the worst things that I've seen spewed up onscreen to date. What the fuck were they thinking with that horrendous shit.
>>743425267shame about the rest of her body, including that gorilla face
>>743424575Fingolian mercenaries
>>743425134>whataboutismCope
>>743424854>>743424896Uh.... ok i guess.
>>743423858>Oh, no wonder you can't hear any of the dialogue in this movieNolan has supposedly said that he tries to make dialogue hard to hear so that you focus more on the cinematography. Don't know if it's a true quote, but if it is then it's dumb as fuck
>>743425287>What the fuck were they thinking with that horrendous shit.It's that stupid feminist bullshit about how violence is just about insecure men and their tiny little egos. These are the same retards that assume anyone who owns a gun must be compensating for a small penis.
eveyone be praising nolan movies as if they recall their plots or understood their stories when most (if not all) of them were simply carried by good actors actually acting is what ticks me off and Tenet is the proof.>Bad acting and a plot most people didn't get
>>743416501god damn... tim sweeney and epic are peak modern cult
>>743416501>they even hired babelmedia to shill a movie on /v/Now I'm curious about the movie's marketing budget. Will it surpass the movie's production cost?
>>743425403That's not a whataboutism. I already explained why the technique is bad and confusing to audiences. You just went to "HURR DURR YOU SMALL IQ" shit so I decided to challenge your extensive knowledge by requesting a single other example of that film editing technique being used to do something other than what I claimed it is pretty much exclusively used for and you could not. Nolan is not fucking rewriting the rules of filmmaking here. He's just breaking them leading to confusion for the audience. You'd probably suck his dick and call him a genius for breaking the 180 rule over and over again but that doesn't make it so.
>>743418212the eternal cope of "online haters just hate" meanwhile you keep making SHIT
>>743424057>She is playing a kid.In this version did Sinon join the war fleet at 3 years old? Because the horse isn't used until the 10th year of the siege.
>>743425726no idea if true tho
Looks boring, I won't watch it>idiots normie friends will want tough
>>743424847wheres the spears?
>>743416501the entire modern leftists diversity-makes-us-stronger movement just proves that humans without religion will instantly try to make a new one - fucking cultists - wish they would hurry up and drink their kool aid
>>743418594>>743419452>>743419959>>743420009KEK!!! THEY FOUGHT WARS, OVER THIS?!?!?!?!?
I mean I can excuse a shitty ass movie and shitty looking actors but even the sets and the costume design sucks ass, the latter especially is one of the reasons why hollywood is so boring now. When fucking hobbyists and cosplayers can make impressive looking costumes, movies that cost 200 million dollars just aren't that interesting by comparison anymore.
>>743425090Well after this steamer, his name will be box office poison.Hope it was worth it.
>>743424368>>743424847BRAVO NOLAN
>>743425847are you okay?
>>743424368>>743424847it looks as if they are just moving around mindlessly instead of fighting, did no one tell the actors they were supposed to pretend to battle?
>>743425887>costume design sucks assNolan wanted to do a "realistic" representation then people that actually passed high school showed to him what were the armors used by greeks (spoiler: they werent wearing speedos and went to war bare chested) and then he kickflipped back and said "nah we do gladiator".
>>743425267The ass that launched a thousand shits.
>>743425951Too much white toxic masculinity. Also a woman isn't there so who cares.
>>743425951What I thought too. I know formations were exactly a thing back during the trojan war, but warriors also didn't go run around like chickens just because the enemy looked imposing. These were myceneans too, a very warlike people that would later become the greeks.
>>743425961>Nolan wanted to do a "realistic" representationDid he think he was making Batman 4? Who in the fuck thinks ancients Greeks realistically used black rubber armor?
>>743424720>groid casting is sort of symptomaticit always is it's the 2020s version of "sex sells""just slap on gratuitous tits and ass to draw people in sp by the time they realize the lack of everything else it's too late and they already gave us their money"but now it's casting nothing but browns, women, and tranniesyou are correct in that no movie with this "symptom" would be improved by changing the casting because the movie to the core is shit and the casting simply makes it more shitremoving a symptom does not cure the disease, this much is true
>>743426043>. I know formations were exactly a thing back during the trojan war,Didn't they have hoplites and phalanxes?
>>743426163Nolan thought that the modern audience wouldn't relate to unity like that to form similar groups so he decided to just forget about them
>>743426163Trojan war happened in the late bronze ages, so around 1000 BC. Formations like phalanxes won't be a thing for another 500 years or so.
>>743425923i'm fine - did your therapist approve this comment? Time to take your daily pills
>>743426163Those were a classical iron-age invention. At the time of the Trojan War, combat was basically aristocratic dudes challenging each other to duels.
>>743424368>>743424847This looks like it was made by Youtubers in the early 2010s
>>743426075For that probably he wanted to be smart and go full bazinga. I expecetd some baneposting from the odissey some shit like same jokes or aestethics, my money were on agamennon or ajax before the reveal.
>>743424525you mean like the last 30 minutes of dune 2 being 50% screen time of chani scowling? You're a fucking faggot
>>743425823so it needs $700 million to break even?
>>743426260>Trojan war happened in the late bronze ages, so around 1000 BC. Formations like phalanxes won't be a thing for another 500 years or so."The earliest known depiction of a phalanx-like formation occurs in the Sumerian Stele of the Vultures from the 25th century BC"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx
Lmao
>>743418594THE FACE THAT EMPTIED A MILLION CINEMA SEATS
>>743424987It's a story about a man coming home to his faithful loving wife and son who never doubted him even though he was gone for 10 years banging exotic women on far away islands.He then proceeds to brutally slaughter every man who tried to convince his wife to remarry.After the killing is done he orders the 12 slave maid girls who showed disrespect towards his wife to clean up the bodies, blood and gore and when they're done he hangs them to death on the side of his house as a warning to the other maids to not ever disrespect him or his wife.How do you translate that to be feminist?
>>743424368Did Uwe Ball direct this?
>>743424189it pretty clearly explains that some future AI machines created the construct for them but ok
>>743426403>How do you translate that to be feminist?This hero is riddled with toxic masculinity and basically, you are fucking gay
>its so tiresomeANYWAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzE3tRXSzEI
>>743426373I still don't think the myceneans and other proto-greek cultures used them. Bronze age armor and weaponry weren't suited for the prolonged and sustained combat expected from fighting in formations.
>>743425951Most of the film is going to be Odysseus' men failing to run away from threats and dying like idiots.
>>743426414Uwe Boll would have had gore so the scene wouldn't be so sterile and boring
>Jeremy Jahns likes itOh no.
>>743426381they think they are priests
>>743426630Isn't he a Nolan fanboy?
Do we get the jailbait redhead in Nolans version?https://youtu.be/JrxLLAHxasU
>>743426468That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about when, for example, the robot asked how they can even navigate such a thing the guy responds with "With love". The film unambiguously declares human love to be a force of nature akin to gravity and so like gravity love can be used to transcend space and time. Not metaphorically. Literally.
>>743426569>The first usage of the term phalanx comes from Homer's "φάλαγξ", used in the Iliad, Book 6, line 6 (Τρώων ῥῆξε φάλαγγα, “He broke the Trojans’ phalanx”) to describe hoplites fighting in an organized battle line.[4] Homer used the term to differentiate the formation-based combat from the individual duels so often found in his poems.[5] [6]Maybe not a phalanx as we know it, but they did have formations.
>>743426669I guess, but he's been so far shitting on the movies people called as being shit. So not sure if paid or personal bias.
>>743419452Maybe it’s because I’m just not a faggot but I bet she got that super black outer pussy that opens up to be pink and that shit is hot as fuck
>>743426741They probably did have battle lines but the huge and curved shields they used in the bronze ages definitely tells me that they were meant to protect the individual instead of being flat enough to overlap with one another to create tight defensive formation.
>>743426762He just loves Nolan so I think he genuinely liked it. To me it just looks bad. I don't need to see Nolan's interpretation of a great story if what I saw was this unimpressive.
>>743426839>Maybe it’s because I’m just not a faggotSame cope fat fuckers have
>so we heard you liked 300>fuck them puppies, only the strongest!
>>743426568No one cares if the nigress is hot. Also she wasnt helen but his wife.
>>743426730> forcing me to defend nolan at a time like this ok well - if you analyze nature and wild animals and specifically other mammals compared to humans the human forms of culture and belief systems and psychic energy is the distinct thing (other than writing) that makes us different from the rest of life on earth - humans will do insane things because their beliefs inspired them - walk through fire, go into battles they know they will lose, follow codes of honor to painful torturous deaths - so there is a lot of precedent in nature for psychic energy being special and perhaps the most powerful force on earth, even though it's an entirely abstract almost immeasurable thing other than some electricity in the brain that we still don't understand at all
>>743426992That's your defense? Pathetic.
>>743426939>she wasnt helen but his wifeWhat are you talking about, thats Calypso.
>>743426936Love me some fat bitches aswell, all women should have some meat on them
>>743419959Alien niggas!
>>743419452the funniest part is she isn't even a beautiful black girl - there are actual beautiful black women but they didn't choose one - they chose a mid-tier - just like Zendaya - mid as fuck - it's the same pattern with female video game characters - feminists hate putting actually beautiful women in art now
>>743427076that's all of human history, retarded nigger - i bet you think atheism is supreme intellectualism
>>743426937I saw more realistic fighting and better acting last week at Medieval TimesThis movie cost 20 dollars and Nolan fucking pocketed the rest
apologize
>>743427184her casting was intentional, to "challenge the beauty standards" which isn't something new:https://www.imdb.com/news/ni64171098/
>>743424847>NO NOT THE STICKS>ANYTHING BUT THE STICKS>WE'RE FUCKED GUYS
>>743426937WHY ARE NON-SCYTHIAN PEOPLE WEARING PANTSHELLOOOOOOOO??
>>743427221People being crazy and do crazy things while in no way violating the known laws of physics is not even remotely close to being evidence that "love" is some super powerful force of nature along side electromagnetic forces, strong and weak nuclear forces, etc. and permeates every inch of our universe. If love enabled telepathy I think we would have pretty strong evidence of that by now. I think the fact that loved ones routinely betray each other and their counterpart is non the wiser is pretty strong evidence love is not a force of nature that enables any sort of apparent superhuman ability.
>>743427261>No shields in a fucking spartan game because ubishit thought it would make the game too slowGo fuck yourself.
>>743418594The most beautiful woman in the world that started a war between the Greeks.
>>743420009It's funny because it probably went down like this irl.
>>743426937Fucking John Leguizamo, what the hell is this casting? Did they just hit 'randomize' a couple of times?
>>743418594looks like one those body cam footage
>>743427079Sorry my bad, anyway she wasnt the fucking prettiest woman on earth that caused a thousand ships to sail and humiliated the goddess of beauty.
>>743424368Looks like original power rangers, lmao.
>>743423991All the space shit isn't even the dumbest part of Interstellar. Why the fuck is anyone growing corn on Earth during an apocalypse let alone in space at the end when the only reason anyone is growing corn on Earth today are insane government subsidies?
>>743424409Thunder Warriors during the Unification Wars.
>>743416501what's really sad is that this plastic fortnite look is EXACTLY how it looks in the actual trailers of the real, live action movie.I get that nolan made 3 batman movies but he really should have gotten some new costume designers.
>>743427958wait, don't you feel the aura coming out of that drip bro? that's pretty sus ngl fr no cap.this drip is gas
>>743424368>>743424847this looks like asterix and obelix lmao
>>743428748Please do not insult peak animation thanks.
>>743428748how dare you?
If Lupita Nyong’o is a bad choice to play Helen of Troy why are you fighting about her for the next ten years?
>>743427412i'm just pointing out there is a framework that is solid for supporting that people's beliefs and psychic energy (fucking retard i don't mean TELEPATHY you fucking moron) is a powerful force in the world and always has been
>>743427481It's called assassin's creed, you aren't meant to give the enemies a chance to react.
>>743427687>>743429001Kek
can you fucking keep this shit on >>>/tv/
>>743427907Nolan is a CIA spook, he has to push those same subsidies. All Hollywood movies are government propaganda in one direction or the other
>>743429581no
>>743426403A notable example is the new translation taking a scene where Helen expresses remorse and regret over her part in the Trojan War and how it led to so much to death, and changing it to Helen blaming the men for fighting over her and how they should've been more mature about it.
>>743430158That's just like games localization or even worse
>>743424847Did he just clip through the CG tree? 0:01, right side.Or is it supposed to be like some illusion that allows them in but then traps them?
>>743424847>We can't possibly get past these twigs blocking our path! Might as well die!
>>743427110wtf somebody call xcom
>>743430813That twig trap was sprung by the gods, the twigs can't be snapped.
>>743418212It's literally sold out at the King of Prussia 70 MM IMAX, and my rinky dink IMAX theater in central PA is sold out for every showing on Thursday and Friday. It's not going to bomb. Easy $1b. I doubt it passes Toy Story for highest grossing film of the year, though.
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>>743424368this shit looks ASSindia will love it though I'm sure
>>743426937Oh I just know this movie is gonna milk the fuck out of the Argos scene to appeal to the hecking doggerino owners.
>>743424368Classic Christopher "First Take" Nolan cinematography.
>>743424368The giants swing the swords so weirdly. Like their grip on them is super stiff and it makes them seem like they are swinging something too heavy for their frame.
>>743424368Masterclass in editing... Bravo Nolan. .
>>743426568That's Calypso, not Helen. And, yeah, people don't care as much if you make the black lady hot. It's like they intentionally do this type of casting to piss people off. At least with movies, they could try to use the excuse that they have to work with real humans who just kind of look how they look, but the fact that its also in video games and other animated mediums makes it undeniable that they're doing this shit intentionally.
>>743426568>the evil nymph who is stealing a husband from his wife is a blackBased!
>>743423010Napoleon wasn't directed by Nolan.
>>743416501I want the giant chud.
>>743432358Which Goa'uld do those tall Jaffa belong to?
>>743432358Is this not AI generated? It looks worse than AI vids I've seen on jewtube/ig/zitter, like, peak amateurish AI generated slop
Nolan clearly made a sci-fi Oddyssey but for some reason he didn't give everyone blasters and energy swords.Did his budget run out?
>>743432358What the fuck is this editing? Was this made by AI? They're not even approaching Odysseus. They're walking slightly to the side of him.
>>743430158the sensible thing for such a women would be for her to recognize her inalienable role in the wars and then kill herself to prevent itregardles of how she feels her continued existence would doom everyone around her refusing to follow through with her suicide would confirm a personality with high levels of selfishness and immaturitysometimes screaming for le maturity from men just isnt feasible in any scenario
>>743432526there are also people in the background who are just standing there
>>743432358what is this shit lmaodid Nolan pocket the 300+ mil?
>>743425056They butchered this scene in the remake though.
>>743432526That's from the trailer.might explain the editing
>>743432358This will be a sick Halloween costume.
>>743418968Tenet wasn't blatantly mass appeal like a heroic adventure story
>>743432691so just like interstellar, prestige and inception?
>>743420583didn't nolan only become a household name because of the dark knight rises? nolan didnt make the movie popular, the movie made nolan popular
>>743432358why are they just walking towards the camera?
>>743432749this was the best clip we've got out of 1000 generated videos...
>>743432749they can't beat the shit out of the photography director without getting closer
>>743418212I'm boycotting the same way I do all Zendaya movies
>>743416501Apologize
>>743424409Laestrygonians designed a retard, I assumeI don't recall Odysseus running into other groups of giants
>>743432898Is it worth? I am a classicfag but it looked so cheap and not worth the money.
>>743432526It's ai from a still.
>>743431634There's a 70mm imax shortage, not joking. They haven't made a new one in 50 years.
>>743416501WTF is that MCU costume?
>>743432358>Most forward guy switches to reverse grip>You can see it's AI because his thumb doesn't move and the sword begins to have an extra blade coming out backwards mid transitionWow
>>743418212Tenet would like to have a word with you
>>743433038Good. Modern Hollywood is garbage and doesn't deserve it.
>>743432358WEW LAD
>>743433106Why doesnt Ulysses cork his ears like the rest of them?
>>743433173That's in the original story, he wants to listen to the song.
>>743433198Kino
>>743424368Nolan still an assterclass at fight choreography I see
>>743433198what the fuck is that bow shot at 0:37
>>743432965I liked Pharaoh (dynasties version) alot better than TroyIts worth a playthrough if you like the era
>>743433173He likes to listenIt's the original story, they lash him to the mast. Been a while since I read the Odyssey though so I might be wrong.
>>743433198awful
>>743433323Nah i don't give a shit about egyptians. I like greeks and romans.
>>743433198>>743424368christ what a fucking hackwhy did anybody ever give this twat the time of day
>>743433198I've decided that this movie is some sort of avant-garde parody of modern hollywood
>>743432898This is a ceremonial armor
>>743433394Probably "them" covered him in gold because after barbieheimer he is the only one with a name left in hollywood that is not marvel.
>>743433383You can play the greeks plus agamemnon in pharaoh
>>743424368what the FUCK
>>743433383People aren't ready to hear this but Assassin's Creed Odyssey would be the best Greek setting in vidya but for the woke shit shoe-horned into it.
>>743426403The way that you create a feminist translation is by very intentionally mistranslating it.Here's an example of a feminist translation of Beowulf. It might be one of the worst translations of Beowulf ever written. It literally starts out with the word "bro." She translated the Old English word "Hwæt!" as "Bro!" She didn't do this because of some historical study that made her believe that this was the correct translation of that word into modern English, but literally because of a personal interpretation of the text that the speaker and the characters are essentially drunken frat boys (this is something she openly admits). It only gets worse from there as her extremely interpretive "translation" degrades into outright editorializing about shit like toxic masculinity. It might be one of the worst translations of Beowulf ever written, but you're not going to find much in the way of critiques of this garbage anywhere because of the political bents of the academia and the media. The biggest insult the academics throw at it, as far as I'm aware, is that they rarely teach with it outside of some kind of feminism class.
>>743433407You wish they were this competent.
>>743433508Infact i enjoyed odissey very much even if woke.
>>743433514hope they bring springtime for hitler to imax
>>743433508never played it but I believe you
Keep in mind that all this hate is coming from right-wingers who see a Black woman and a transgender person and immediately hate the entire movie.
>>743430640no he didntrewatch it carefullymight be hard since the clip is low quality
>>743420009missed the "retard" on the blackest gorilla nigger quote but good enough
>>743433173Because in the original, Ulysses was curious and wanted to hear their song but didn't wanna drown so he asked his men to tie him to the mast
>>743433254>>743433374This is why nobody is using practical effects anymore.Audiences keep saying "we love practical effects!" when in reality CGI is simply superior.
Nah, I want the Elliot Page skin.
>>743433198>they just start hacking away at the boatsis that an Age of Empires reference???
>>743418212Nolan burned his normie bridge, he’ll be doing Eli Roth numbers from now on.
>>743433703Nigga we can see the clips in this very page
>>743419452NOBODY is going to war for that eww
>>743424071>a civilizationit wasn't simply 'a civilization'. it was human civilization in the future. unless you specifically want to divorce these twoit's said in the movie: "that's why they needed me and my daughter. they live in a different realm and have no concept of time but they needed me and my daughter to establish connection in order to send the message [to save ourselves hence themselves]" when they warp in the tunnel he touches some SOUL type of thing and later says: "this was us (humans; i dont think them in the ship) from the future" this movie basically treats the concept of ascension. if you asked my anything of what i believed in, i could believe in such a thing>>743423991i agree. scoffing at black holes like that is stupid. otherwise explain life, fucking faggoti have no idea how a fag like Nolan can create Memento and Interstellar, to pimp himself out to some fucking abomination like Odyssey
>>743426839No you're definitely a faggot, and a performative one at that.
>>743433829Maybe as with everything, it has to be done well?
>>743423991>Black Holes are magic.the tesseract was something set up by future human beings to save their pastthe time dilation is just a function of orbiting really fast and something we can observe right now today with jets
>>743433475No this i wanted to know if in the Troy dedicated game you have more stuff like, i don't know, 1v1 like three kingdoms duels with the poem characters or some monsters or whatever. I am not interested in basically a "play the greek in rome total war".
>>743426937Nolan fixing to turn the grandest historical epic into reddit shit.
>>743434047It looks extremely well done if you judge it for what it is and keep in mind that you are looking at a low-resolution webm.
>>743434017>a civilizationNo i was refering to Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
>>743424071>>743434017>a civilization inside one of them created mechagodzillaoh nvm i mixed up the wormhole vs the black holeyea black hole could've been anyone. i dont want to re-open the movie but it is kinda stupid if they were able to create wormhole and blackhole the same. but who knows
>>743428935Having to read these posts gives me psychic damage
>>743426937Remember when actors had to train for dueling from sword masters when they had to fight in the past? Like fucking star wars episode one managed to to better than this.
>>743433254That was my favorite part of the story, damn hack Nolan.The Batmen were never good, the apogee of bad was the infamous Bane scene which was so awful it transcended into the next plane.
>>743434121It really doesn't.
>>743427907Because film is a visual language and you have to speak to the person with a 2nd grade level understanding. Corn is easy to understand.
>>743433053Kek
>>743433254People want good practical effects, not cheap practical effects.CG has just allowed for the enshittification and slopification of the media in a way that they could not possibly have gotten away with if they were still using classic practical effects. You can throw up some CG without anyone second guessing your budget in the same way that people might begin to wonder where all that $250 million went if you're using cheap props.
>>743432738There are two batman movies before the abomination that is rises, retard.
>>743434330>here they come in their DUNC-like factory armorImagine a Nolan-Villeneuve co-production.
>>743424638Did you see those redguards had curved swords? CURVED SWORDS.
>>743434456Was meant for >>743433829
>>743425267>The booty that launched a thousand shipsAway from her
>>743434525>"Keep that hack fraud away from me!"Who said it first?
>>743427907Do you really think something like an apocalypse would be enough to dislodge the farmers lobby? >>743434196It's so weird how actors have less and less work and yet we're expected to applaud like seals more and more.
>>743424854So primative that they have iron armor in the bronze age?
>>743434136They didn't create either, they rode the wormhole. Jfc, y'all be critiquing movies you can't even fucking remember properly. Supposed intellectual website btw
>>743418212The movie that ended any credibility Nolan had
>>743434825the future humans did. fag. point out all the ID's you were in this thread. i want to be able to read your retardationare you the same guy that is going down on corn? and asked for government subsidies to grow other corn when nature told you: fuck you my god >743427907>Why the fuck is anyone growing corn on Earth during an apocalypse let alone in space at
>>743419746AIEEE STOP RUINING LITTLE GIRLS LIVES BY FORCING UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS UPON THEM
>>743416615Is that the kid with all the chains and goggles and in the end he gets killed by a shotgun?
>>743427907>Why the fuck is anyone growing corn on Earth during an apocalypseyou retard. this was probably in the first 10 minutes of the movie. they couldn't grow anything else... only corn grew in the midst of the red mistjesus christa bunch of escaped redditors in this threadkill me now. go back to your containment zone
>>743420106he's too fucking short to pass, poor thing
>>743435006No thats Harrison Bergeron
>>743433829>uses great practical effects>then dresses the giants in the most ugly, plastic-looking costume possibleSEE SEE THIS IS WHY PRACTICAL EFFECTS BADNO IT'S NOT THE COSTUMES, THE WRITING THE DIRECTINGIT'S TOTALLY THE PRACTICAL EFFECTS
>>743435218HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!!!!!!!!
>>743420106That's supposed to be Achilles, by the way.
>>743434920That movie's visuals and concept were so cool they almost made up for the awful story and lead.
>>743420447Should have used him to play Helen
>>743433829No you actually have to git gud for the pratical effects and not to be an overrated hack.
Wokeshit is so 2020.It boggles the mind they are still pumping millions into this slop with no audience.
>>743435426>Corinthian helmet>Hoplon>Only one dorataThis is not Homer's Achilles
>>743435403Dammit thats Tom Bergeron
>>743435552That's not even the most questionable shit Giger did.
>>743434136>>743434825>They didn't create either, they rode the wormhole. Jfc,>>743434975>picrelwhat now you raging homosexual? so they created the tesseract (in the black hole, sure whatever. these are fucking movies after which are meant display interesting concept (sci-fi)) but they most definitely created the wormhole the human race was using to send their ships throughi just don't remember if they had multiple holes or if one hole ejected them out to different location and so on>>743434825>y'allnvm. we're not surprised anymore
You actually have to try maliciously to make Greek mythology lame and woke. Like go out of your way in every intent down to screenplay. What the fuck is the endgame goal to this? Especially when Greece is the origin of the kind of storytelling composition you literally devote your career to? Why would you even waste 400 million dollars for this? A Family Guy cutaway would've served the same purpose.
>>743424409Custodes
>>743435963torching 400 mil to stick it to da chuds
>>743427907>Why the fuck is anyone growing corn on Earth during an apocalypseredditor zoned out 3 minutes into the moviei can't. >when the only reason anyone is growing corn on Earth today are insane government subsidies>>government subsidiescloseted redditor out in the opencontainment [wee woo wee woo]
>>743418594How Helena is black but her father and mother are white?
>>743424368>>743424847WHAT THE HELL, WARHAMMER 40K BY NOLAN?
>>743427664>>743426937The Pest sequel is looking good
>>743430085>Nolan is a CIA spookYeah, his brother was CIA glowie too
>>743436443I have no idea, but "race is totally random" seems to be a growing theme in a lot of media. Except for when it isn't.
>>743432358FOR THE EMPEROR
>>743433198I don't see Horus
