Sulsul! Comensala, vee? Swebsi madoo, kawaziko zaka papatug. Hubble herbi, baloomi nazigsaw!>boushti balee sa dooga>yargo bay tazzle>yanahorne yim bala>ma di baa dabee dooh>un jadebo nipsi sasamay>mfw feebe lay baleeyGarwa sasamay?
>>743423146SHUT UP!
>>743423146>nazigsawYou can't say that word!
>>743423146>Shift right click>Force sexVimyap, bleeg bam!
>boot up Sims 3>turn off aging>make a woman character (so I can fuck all Sims on the map without it being gay)>stay inside just writing books to get rich off the royalties>get that happiness reward that lets you max out all your moods at will>max every career>max every skill
mayzie grobe
>>743423146>sims 4 has the best mods ever>try itThe entire fucking game has zero difficulty, the dlc (that I pirated) has no cohesion with the main game or each other, it's literally just 'haha look buy more retard' packsI mightjust play sims 3 with mods from all the fallen
>>743423606kek what difficulty did you expect in sims
>>743423687Sims 1 and 2 was fun4 just has no issues with letting you be a retard and giving you everything
>>743423146put the sims 1 and 2 and 3 complete collections on gog you fags
Simlish is just drunken finnish with 96% less swearing.
>MIKAMURAAA!
>>743423353>>make a woman character (so I can fuck all Sims on the map without it being gay)Being a tranny is worse than being gay
>>743425856Why do projecting trannies think they're literally the character in the video game?
>>743426494He/you did say he/you didn't want it to be gay so there must be some projection going on there. Projecting tranntry was apparently perceived to be not as bad as projecting faggotry. I'm here to say that is not true.
>>743426853Watching two men have sex is, in fact, gay.
Women that play the sims scare me. Little susan just plays the game to play house and have the fairy tale family setup which is fine. Adult susan spends hours carefully crafting the "perfect" neighbourhood coming up with backstories for all the characters....and then proceeds to incite affairs, betrayals and despair until it all ends in divorce, children removed by protective services and nobody has seen Mrs Robinson in an awfully long time....Adult susan cackles gleefully as this destruction unfolds.
>>743427791Women love drama. And where it doesn't exist they will create it.
>>743427791rimworld for women
For me it's Lily
>>743425808Just ait on a chair bro
>>743423606They fucked it up from the beginning when they ditched the open world and went back to separate lots.
>>743431276Yeah but the sims 3 kinda fucked it up to include travel time so a lot it was unbalanced
>>743423146Opee booshka feebee fagaloo. Dag dag
>>743423146I remember playing the Sims with my sister and we had move_objects on on and while the game was paused we found a sim peeling back the trousers of another sim and seeming to inspect their ass/underpants. Never saw that before or since Another time I took a big group photo of Sims in fancy dress and as I was looking at them in the photo album they all slowly reverted to their normal clothes in front of my eyes. It was like The Shining or something
>>743423606It's pretty well known that Sims 4 is a glorified animation simulator. You're really just there to watch the sim move around and do stuff. It has zero built-in gameplay challenges. You have to invent your own. The sex mods were amazing however.
>>743423146>What did we lose sim bros?>We had a patrician selection of light jazz soundtracks, now replaced with teeny pop and ethnic music.>From the sims' antics to the item descriptions. the original game had a wry and sharp humor that underlined the whole experience.>Now the totally safe and unoffensive humor falls flat. Undoubtedly made by reddit nu males and women who think the minion memes they put up around their cubicle are funny.>Sim life was unpredictable and filled with disadvantages and crises like real hate filled relationships, burglary, harassment, mental breakdowns.>Now sims are always on an even playing field, living without anything too distressing, no serious consequences or anything that could be triggering.>But instead your sim might have and angry poop, LOL.>DON'T CALL IT A SNOWMAN! Snowpal is soooo much more inclusive!!!>Your sense of immersion is degraded when your game world is now filled with 40% brown skinned, turban wearing NPCs with Japanese names. Because it's current year!>Nonsense expansions that focus on zero-depth concepts like laundry and "micro-living". The things women request but won't even enjoy themselves
