Would you leave your mother to go on an adventure hunting Pokémon throughout the world?
>>743424314I always wondered how many of the kids actually make it back home I mean surely some of them must have been kidnapped or died since the pokimon universe is basically like mexico in terms of laws
Yes. She'll find me years later and discover I've become a total brain washed poke slut who's addicted to animal dick.
Gloria...
>>743424474its pretty much impossible to kidnap someone in the pokemon world. if they have a pokemon left you have to battle them, and if they don't have any pokemon left they get teleported to the Pokemon center.
>>743424474>I mean surely some of them must have been kidnapped or diedThere is no such thing in the Pokémon world, dude.
>>743424576this wouldn't happen to me because I was already an ugly ogre by 10
>>743424990Does team rocket kidnap people all the time?
>Gloria 10 minutes after starting her journey
>>743425032don't think so. the worst crime i think we've ever actually seen them do in game was ransack a house in Cerulean.
Rated E for everyone
>>743425157Dunno dude, they seem pretty kidnapped
>>743425157They did kill Marowak, held the entire Silph Co. and Radio Tower hostage, and they were going to brainwash Lusamine to become their slave. There was also the Slowpoke tails, but it's less bad since they retconned them to grow back
>>743425231Why would she dress like that in a stadium full of people while being broadcasted to everyone in the region?
>>743425541Scottish girls dont feel shame
>>743424314Thread filled with pedophiles, concerningThat's why Japanese people shouldn't be making games
>>743425734I don't see you saying this shit about IdolM@ster threads?
>>743425240that sure doesn't look like the video game to me.>>743425434>They did kill Marowakfreak accident, not a crime. >held the entire Silph Co. and Radio Tower hostagedon't believe Silph Co's lies. they're literally Team Rocket's "legitimate face". >and they were going to brainwash Lusamine to become their slaveTeam Rocket wasn't even in Sun/Moon, so i'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>743425541she works better under stress
>>743425541WTF is this shit?
>>743424990do you know Pokémon naturally pass away and turn into Ghost types and Lavender Town has a burial site for them? this has been default since 1st Gen Pokémon as piece of lore. death exists in Pokémon they just can't show it in a "made for kids" anime. (the official manga has literal decapitations/dismemberment and other things.)
>>743425779>Team Rocket wasn't even in Sun/Moon, so i'm not sure what you're talking aboutUltra Sun and Ultra Moon. Rainbow Rocket is Team Rocket from a world where Red never showed up to stop them so they ended up taking over the world. Giovanni then invades the USUM world of Alola and takes over Aether Paradise along with Maxie, Archie, Cyrus, Ghetsis and Lyssandre. He planned to brainwash Lusamine using an Ultra Beast so that he could use their technology to make an army of UBs and take over all universes.
>>743425985an aerodynamic runner's outfit.
gloria was so ugly and unappealing
>>743425985Normal clothing in bongland>>743426053you're gay
>>743426027So where the police and FBI?
>>743426027>from a world where Red never showed up to stop themso not actually team Rocket, got it. last i checked we don't hold people accountable for parallel universe crimes.
>>743426295The police in Pokemon games are purely cosmetic. I think the last time non International Police characters like did any actual police work was gen 2 when they investigated Silver stealing the starter from Elm's lab.
>>743426408This Giovanni has pretty much replaced the actual Giovanni that lost and has become a recurring villain. There was LGPE, but that's also another alternate Giovanni.
>>743425030Then I've got the perfect game for you.
>>743425985That's a picture
What if my mom is a pokemon?
>>743426413Gen4 has an undercover cop help you the entire time
Sue Pokémmo, Nintendo. They are making millions while hosting a server that uses your legacy.
>>743424314Yeah.I'd come back home with a Gardevoir and 5 eggs.
>>743425157Anon, you did rescue that kidnapped child in FireRed right? You didn't miss her and leave her to her fate...RIGHT!?
>>743429721No, I don't play pokemon games. I only jerk off to the girls
>>743428808I said non International Police Characters. There's been local Police officers in Pokemon as late as gen 8 but they never do anything which is why some people started saying that Gym Leaders are like sheriffs and it's their responsibility to keep their cities safe.
>>743424314Yes, as an adult I would catch a powerful psycho pokemon and use it to hypnotize weaker trainers to errr steal their pokemons all right.
>>743424474The kids in this universe are basically armed to the teeth at all times except the weapons make cute noises.
>>743424739who would gonna tell a single police officer and a single nurse would make the world a peaceful place
>>743429852I came here to post this, but had to CTRL+F to be sure I wasn't the first.
>>743424474Alright, hear me out.>h-game set in the pokemon universe>instead of collecting pokemon, you collect unassuming young trainers, >mindbreak them>have them battle other trainers>when the other trainers lose, they too join your collection>game ends with Ash beating you in a pokebattle in the woods>you fall over and spill your spaghetti (bag containing your lolis in pokeballs collection) and they all simultaneous erupt out of their containment>Ash Ketchup is then fucked to death by a ravenous harem of mind broken poketrainers
>>743424474in older gens maybenowadays everyone has a rotom phone what prevents them from getting into accidents
>>743424474black and white 2 get carbonite frozen by kyurem in a complete ripoff of the pokemon adventures plot and only get saved by plot convenience
>>743434169I hate how much Rotom there is in every part of Pokemon technology since gen 7.
>>743434587I wonder how rotom phones work because non-trainers seem to be able to get them and they technically have a pokemon insidealso do they just mass produce rotoms to fit inside the phones? why can't you take out the rotom from inside to battle with?
>>743434082NINTENDOHIRETHIS MAN
Pokemon sword and shield had the best female non pedo designs. Sonia and nessa.
>>743434928The average Joe probably doesn't know how pokemon battle or what typings are
>>743424314I would do that, then come back because of homesickness with my ideal harem
>>743424314Well that adventure is all withing a 6 mile radius, so I think i'll be alright
>>743424314>mother dies last yearWell, there would be no one else at home, so yes.>>743424990>Hypno is a confirmed child molester
>>743425138>Gloria 10 hours after starting her journey
