Redpill me on Plants vs. Zombies porn

>>743438943
plants need nutrients too

I want Flowery to hug me with his big thick vines

>>743438943
>>743438943
Imagine a field of plants built specifically for sucking dick right outside your front door.

i need shadow to twerk during level 22

>>743438763
But sunflowers dont do shit unless its gw sunflower

>>743439849
She can body block

>>743440491
That's nuts, nigga

>>743438943
Bunch of creatures that are unconditionally willing to lay down their lives to defend (You) against the zombies and (IIRC) make your life easier cause they love you that much.
Put tits on them and suddenly you have a bunch of very waifuable plants monster girls.

>>743438943
If your dick didnt twitch even a little during the credits song you arent depraved enough.