>Before the sprint to the Arwings was over, I loved Slippy Toad. He rented out the same part of my brain reserved for anyone else with that spark. A crush convinces you to begin secretly constructing a future around them. A crush transforms ordinary details into meaningful clues and chance encounters into cherished memories. Surely, before long, I’d be daydreaming about tonguing that frog under the bleachers. -Jake Steinberg
>>743441256Incredibly based. Slippy would make such a good boyfriend.
>>743441256he's a jew
>>743441256they need to pay the bills
>>743441256bruh
>>743441886and a girlfriend
A professional reviewer is interested in getting people to play videogames.A /v/ reviewer is interested in getting people to not play videogames.Polar opposite worldviews and methods. Receive my dick o' tummy.
>>743442852>Receive my dick o' tummy???????Steinberg pls
>>743441256>Like, imagine you were working with Slippy in the hangar late at night and both of you had built up a good sweat. The mood is amicable, but you've been catching glances from Slippy whenever he thinks you're not noticing.>Suddenly he drops a wrench under his workbench. "Something's wrong. I don't see anything," he says, making a suspiciously half-hearted attempt to look for the tool. You offer to get in, and crawl on your hands and knees under the workbench. But when you crawl back, you see that Slippy has unzipped his pants and is waggling his massive half-erect frog cock in one hand. "You're not getting away that easy," he says with a smirk. And he is right. It is the law of the wild.>"Here comes a big one," Slippy say, pressing the tip of his cock against your lips. The drool is already seeping out of your mouth and you open up to receive his slimy throbbing dong. "Whoa! Can you make it?" he asks as you slide forward further, further, further... until his dick pushes into your warm throat and your lips press firmly against his pelvis. It's only a matter of time and slurpy friction until he pours several fluid ounces of thick frog cum down your throat, and then a few more on your forehead and cheeks as you pull back. "I can see the look on your stupid face!" Slippy says, laughing at your cumsplattered ahe gao expression.>Then you try to stand, but Slippy forces you back down. "You're not getting away that easy!" he says, and you realize his cock is as erect as before. Pushing your face to the grimy hangar floor while pulling your pants down, he presses himself up against your anus, which despite the lubrication of his jizz and your saliva remains unyielding against the size of his superior manhood. There is to be no mercy, though, as Slippy says, "Enemy shield analyzed" with a snicker and forces himself inside. "How's the Landmaster, Jake?" he says, pumping repeatedly as you cum over and over from the prostate assault.>Anyway, buy Star Fox. -JS
>>743445418a fine review. but i did think slippy was a girl
I CAN'T LEAVE SLIPPY HANGIN
>>743445418Hot
