Are you ready to EXTERMINATE the Salmonid population once and for all?
can I play it as my first Splatoon game?
>>743671872Yeah
it's up
>>743671893Why?
>>743673153Because there's no pvp
>>743672840WGMI vros...
>>743672840I will get the girls home, I swear it.
>>743672840Maybe I'll play as a boy mechanic after all.
>>743677147Lol yeah, the thought of getting stranded on an isolated archipelago with these two creatures set me straight.
>>743672840Massive red flag for frye there bros....
>>743678297Yeah red flag that she's a super thoughtful qt.
>>743678297Frye is too stupid to understand how to place flags either physically or metaphorically, it's ok.
>>743672840Will we gave a Day -0 comic too?
Fuck I need to decide if I get it physically so I have every Splatoon game on a cart/disc or if I download it to save the $10.
>>743681212couldn't you have preordered it somewhere $10 off?
>>743681515I don't pre-order games out of principle.
Anywhere in Canada to get the physical edition at normal price, or am I going to just have to get fucked?
>>743681180That's the game, dwag.
>>743681569spread your cheeks wide anon
>choose your own weapon>difficulty settings>no online matchmaking>easier salmon run>no badges >no splashtag>barely any use for amiibos>$90should i even bother?
>>743682079(You)
>>743681515NTA but I procrastinated too much in preordering the game and now Walmart is out of stock and Amazon changed the price back
>>743682431I've done that before desu
>>743681534lmao, idiot. Just cancel the preorder if the reviews suck or whatever you’re waiting on. Losing $10 on a vapid principle is dumb as fuck
>>743682431>NTA but I procrastinated too much in preordering the gameSame. But with my local Swedish retailers. I ended up having to pay a higher price just because I couldn't decide on getting a physical copy or a digital copy. Ultimately I got a physical copy as I've done with all the other games. But Raiders is probably a game I'll wish to play often, even in-between other games. So I considered digital. And I considered it for too long...
where's the leaks. apparently street date has been broken
>>743686859>where's the leaks.Hopefully nowhere. >apparently street date has been brokenHopefully they don't leak shit. Even if I got the game early I wouldn't spoil the game for everyone.
>>743671728DAE have that one "evolved salmonid" concept some anon posted? It was really cute
>>743678297>>743678965
>>743687559
>>743688493egg fertilization
>>743688493CUTE. But that is just Midna isn't it
>>743688910Midna if she salmon.
I want the game so bad!
>>743693749Love Frye!
>>743693749>"In that moment, the Mechanic knew he could do anything to bring his new bad bitches home."Which they could probably already do, since the Mechanic already built....a hideout ship, but we wouldn't have a game if we just went home without some treasure.
>>743694290If they don't come home with money their home is getting repossessed by the quite possibly literal loan sharks.
Enjoy the 20h game bros!
>>743672840>showing the slightest hint of doubt that we're going to genocide salmoniggers and get homeNGMI
I'll be starting on Tourist difficulty.Seriously though, how difficult is shooting in these games? I played Cyberpunk with gyro aim on Switch 2, am I sufficiently trained?
>>743694778People who use gyro controls have always had nice things to say about Splatoon 3's gyro controls.I wouldn't know, I use sticks.
>>743672840Frye and the Mechanic got a cute thing going on
>>743694778This is the series that really put gyro aiming on the map. Arguably Splatoon 1 still has the finest gyro aiming implementation of any video game to date. There's no aim assist but it's compensated by giant projectile hitboxes and generally rapid fire. But using chargers is actually very demanding on accuracy. Still gyro aiming is going to feel way better here than Cyberpunk, because of 60 FPS alone.The controls will probably take a minute to get used to. If you turn gyro aiming on, the right stick is limited to the horizontal axis only. Feels weird at first, quickly becomes second nature after a while.
>>743694778Haven't played 2077 yet but the general recommendation for Splatoon is to set your stick sensitivity quite high, using the sticks to turn and the gyro to actually aim at enemies.With that being said, 90% of the salmonid enemies just path directly towards you to perform melee attacks so i expect this to be a very smooth learning experience for gyrolets. You're not going to be expected to perform any tricky aiming until later in the game. From what we've seen Tourist looks like turbo baby mode so i'd go with Raider difficulty, at least to begin with
Expect playable salmonids in Splatoon 4
I have literally never met a Splatoon fan irl. Why does /v/ pretend to care about this industry plant series?
>>743695480
>>743695480i recently met up with online friends that got me into it and one was wearing chaos shirt and the other was wearing giant orange floppers beanie so i think you're just looking in the wrong place
Nintendo. Hey, Nintendo.Bring Splatoon Merchandise over here so I can buy it. I really want some.
>>743695818Have they released new Raiders merch, or does that come after the game releases?
>>743695818Go to the Nintendo store in Ney York or San Fran, sorry! :)
>>743695818You can buy Shiver and Big Man plushies in the US store. No one likes Frye so no Frye plushies.
REMEMBER TO PAY YOUR SECOND INTERNET BILL! DONT MAKE BIG DADDY TENDO MAD.
>>743671728Splatoon is the most pozzed nintendo IP I've played. Hope this one won't be so egregious with the gaslighting of whit- err I mean inkling to welcome the octoling onvader.
I hate to say it, cause I know you fragile anons in here will get really upset at me and won’t stop replying to my post, but Splatoon is a fun videogame
Do you think they'll have Deep Cut still do announcements for Splat 3
>>743696629
>>743696637>Do you think they'll have Deep Cut still do announcements for Splat 3It would be fun if they were temporarily gone and replaced by puppets or something for a month.
>>743694620Ty
>>743696954Callie, Marie and Captain 3 using literal sock puppets.
this really should of been a dual release
>>743696637It's going to be Harmony, still stoned out of her mind.
>>743672840shiver in the bottom 2 panels look like shes getting eaten out
I hope it won't take too long to get a sword.
>>743696637All "live" announcement videos are actually prerecorded at the beginning of the year and slowly dripfed. They only need to make slight changes depending on world events and make brief appearances during splatfests and the like. It's all a fugazi. The window looking in to the studio is literally just an LED screen
>>743672840Engineer x Frye confirmed
>>743698592Clear as crystal
>>743698364I hope the late game has something akin to the grizzco splatana.
>>743696637>>743696954>>743697270
I already preordered it and I'm still hyped to play, but it really feels like it's gonna flop hard. Hopefully it sells well enough that pub pool stays alive for more than a month
I am somewhat interested, despite never playing a Splatoon game before.Which game is this comparable with?
>>743698896It’s got the structure of a looter shooter. Kinda like Destiny, but not live service slop that steals parts of your game from you
So the Power tank is clearly the best one, right? I can't imagine many scenarios where you wouldn't want the ability to kill things faster. Maybe if there's too many smaller enemies all spread out, there's no Boss Salmonid, and you're on a strict timer, but that's a very contrived set of circumstances that can probably be mitigated by multiplayer anyway.
>>743698865Maybe it’ll underperform in the west, though I doubt it. Japan it’ll likely sell >1.5 million in its first week, physical and digital combined
>>743699112If you can’t make it over to the longer range threats, you could be fucked. And arenas and salmon play a huge role. We’ve already seen steel eel spam levels, and most power gadgets wouldn’t do shit. It’s not that simple
>>743698896>Which game is this comparable with?Quake X Left4Dead X MarioKind of. I mean. The game is pretty unique. So I am unsure of how to answer. A lot of the actual shooting mechanics and gameplay are surprisingly oldschool in their execution though. But then all the Salmon Run stuff (which Raiders appears to be decently inspired by) is a horde mode kind of shooter game. But then there are all the more uniquely Splatoon mechanics. Like how you you can turn into a squid. Swim real fast through ally-ink. Even across walls. But enemy-ink will slow you down and impede your movement. Reloading is also done by submerging in ink. Combining movement and territory control with shooting and reloading. I'm surprised the game didn't get a demo on the eshop though. Granted that they weren't typical demos, but all the other Splatoon games had Network Tests that allowed them to test the netcode while allowing people to try out the games. Maybe Raiders doesn't need a Network Test but a demo could have been real cool. And if nothing else, Starfox's Demo and Yoshi's demo. And all the other demos as of late. Just leaves me a bit surprised. I'm all in though. Game looks amazing.
>>743672840shiver titties
>>743699408It's cold.
>>743671728No, I went to the new gundam base and blew all of my money on gunpla. I'll be waiting until the next month.
>>743699620>all of my money on gunpla
brehs....
>>743700078
>>743700078those hips
>>743700078>Shiver showing off that ass to the Mechanic at every opportunity.
>>743700078What a fvarking slut. Mechanic is a lucky guy.
>>743700078She has plans.
LEAK DO NOT OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERSLmao he actually fell for it
>>743698896A little bit of MVM in TF2, but even then it's pretty different. You shoot at a billion salmonids while collecting eggs and tossing them back to the basket, and elite salmonids with unique gimmicks will begin to swarm you and try to get your squid pussy. It's extremely addicting and the best parts of Splatoon 2 and 3
>>743701917>
>>743671728Only if it gets a Switch 2 bundle
>>743701917Baldsville
>>743702005Still would
>>743702034Now you understand us OG Fryefags
>>743702126NoFrye, simply put, is ugleh
>>743701454*mechanic is a lucky girl(futa)ftfy
We are having an interview with the devs tomorrow
Is there platforming in Raiders similar to the single player campaigns from the 3 Splatoon games?
>>743702412Nice, I was hoping for an Ask the Devs. Always very interesting
>>743702540There are surfing sections and ink rails at least but I haven't seen like any actual real level design around jumping. Or sponges.
>>743702191ARGH!
>>743702540We did get footage of a Stage that's using the Speed Tank Gadgets to jump through Rings.
>>743702540Yeah, but not as much. There’s some minor platforming in the island levels, and there are some gadget based OE / RotM levels, but only some speed gadgets are guaranteed platforming focused
>>743671728How much woke nonsense will be in this one?
I wonder if a animal crossing-like game in the splatoon universe would work, maybe make it half personal half animal crossing.
I didn’t watch the direct and didn’t feel like it, is this just a full salmon run-esque game? Is it co-op or solo focused?
>>743703008There’s a direct you can watch, hope this helps!
>>743703008>is this just a full salmon run-esque game?No. There is a lot of salmon run derivative stuff in the game. But there is a lot more to it. >Is it co-op or solo focused?You can do either.
>>743703008Single-player Looter Shooter with optional Co-op.
>>743671728Sex with salmonoids.And by sex with salmonous i mean shoving my splatana in their cloaca.And by shoving my spkatana in their cloaca i mean SLICING THEM OOEN ASS TO SKULL AS THEIR GORE AND EGGS BATGE THE LAND IN THEIR SLIME AND THEIR WAILS OF TERROR ECHO INTO THE FOG AS I DINE ON SSID EGGS.and by all that i meanGET THE FYCK OUT PISCINE SCUMMMM>>743671872NO GET OUT
>>743682157Why feed the salmonoids?Please for the loce of Cod stop that
>>743703650Glory to GrizzCo.
>>743703008Deep Rock Galactic with Fish
>>743703051I got answers without wasting my time watching that shitty dub voice they put over it.
>>743694501>literal loan sharks.TOTAL.SHIVER VICTORY.SPLATANDS FOR OUR QUEEN
>>743672840It would be kino if the deep cuts disappear from Splatoon 3 for a few days after the release
>>743695596I have that beanie.It's cute,but i never wear it.>>743695480Get out more..i've seen tons of people in my area with splatoon merch
>>743702540Seems like there'll be a lot of that stuff too. But in "shrine" like dungeons.
>>743698364Are reviews up yet?Do we know if certain salonoids have certain loot pools? Or can any fish drop any weapon?
>>743703958I'm convinced it's going to be either Harmony or Callie & Marie giving the news announcements once Raiders drops.
>>743703851You don’t watch a voice retard, and there’s a novel invention called a mute button
>>743702005
>>743699326>steel eel spam levels, and most power gadgets wouldn’t do shit.>spatchets you in halfPsssh nothin squersonal squiddo>>743699808Cute li'l guy
>>743702005>>743702126Shiver if she a cancer
>>743695480I used to walk past a Splatoon 2 bike on my commuteI never saw its owner...
>>743704128No reviews yet.I doubt we'll know how the drop tables work until a bit after release unless like they actually give that info in game.
Is there no matchmaking? If its room codes only that seems like kind of a downgrade from salmon run. I could always join a /v/ room but still
Is this game actually going to be hard to get physically on release date? Probably the last 10 physical games I've bought I just go to my local Walmart and easily buy, but I'm worried cause I've heard stories of people's pre-orders being canceled for this game cause there isn't enough stock. I don't think splatoon is that big unless they're under supplying copies
Will my boys return in Raiders? Feels like I could take it for granted. Right? And we'll get King Salmonids beyond these 3 as well right? And what even are Mythical Salmonids? Also. Will we get to fight "Seasoned" versions of these? I'm looking forward to it!
>>743704649private/pool system, plus a souls/monhun help system that goes on cooldown for asking, not for helping. Matchmaking wouldnt make sense, so this is good
>>743704694Nintendo probably has like 6-8mil stock to start with..i wouldn't worry on the game. Amiibos though? Good luck.>>743704525If reviewers were smart they'd least pay attention and remark on such.
>>743704865I wouldn’t say it’s guaranteed. Hope so though. Don’t think we'll get new kings however.Mythics are essentially story bosses. Hopefully they can be mixed in to floors in the endless dungeons. Imagine seasoned mythics, kings and bosses all at once. Pure chaos kino
I wonder if Salmonids are like real salmon where they are pretty normal most of the time but just go wild and start falling apart based on season.
What happens if we start getting Salty the longer we're on these islands and Raiders becomes a Bloodborne?
What's that taste.........it's Salt!
>Inklings hunt salmonids for their power eggs>Discover Salty Salmonids>Start hunting them for the eggs AND their yummy saltBeing a salmonid is hard.
>"Salmonids are known to keep their weapons in tip-top shape. The frying pans they wield have often been passed down from generation to generation. You can see the unwavering pride of these fierce warriors in their (somewhat crazed) eyes."How much innocent Inkling.........blood(?) must be on those frying pans? Too much.
>>743705838They’re basically vikings that want to be eaten, so they’re happy. They’ll live forever is Meshalla
>>743706004Are inklings capable of innocence?
Do adult inklings have their own cities where the teenage concerns of fashion and fish genocide aren’t a thing?
>>743706087Oh, sure. Enjoy a little fashion and enjoy a little after-school violence and suddenly everyone gets judgy.
>>743706260I don't think anyone's concerned about fish genocide. The running joke of every singleplayer mode is that whenever there's an impending civilization-ending disaster the population is either blissfully unaware or just doesn't give a fuck. The same is probably true for salmonid incursion
>>743671728Why is the maw
Splatoon RAPERS is back up on Walmart, its been sold out.$10 physical discount
Remember that the Octolings sold Salmonids various Weapons and Technology, which helped in the Salmonid invasion of Splatsville and Inkopolis.
>>743707509Yeah but in their defense DJ Octavio really needed those subwoofers he bought with that cash.
>>743708613no
>>743708613I want that fish dead.Like all the others.......
A reminder that you don't hate Salmonids enough.
>>743695474why can't i find the artist for thiseven with the @ in the filename it comes up dead
That new bug eyed fat one is so cute.I respect the tough balancing act of making the salmonids a mix of cute and fuckin nasty.
Do you think we'll get any mechanically new Weapons in raiders or will it all just be Raiders variations of existing Weapons?
>>743709024Krill Issue.
>>743709941i feel like we would have heard about them by now if there were.
>>743709941the five shot tri stringer is technically new.
>>743709941Anything that's not just rebalancing around no longer being in PvP is probably being saved for Splatoon 4.
>>743709941You get a frying pan for beating the campaign.Source: I made it up.
>Wokeslop trashYou're all revolting.
stay off the hook
>>743710712>Frying Pan BrushOK, but I want that.
>>743710853>Incredibly fucking loud clanging noise on each landed swing
>>743710976Years of being forced to listen to the Clash Blaster have finally paid off.
>>743707042It seems to be going in and out of stock. I don't know if my order's gonna end up getting canceled but if it does, I'll just get it digital
Is Side Order any good? Never got around to it, but I loved Octo Expansion and Agent 8 is my goat.
>>743711826I like it
>>743711826I liked it, but there's not quite enough content to keep it interesting for very long after you completed everything.
>>743709941variations of existing weapons>>743710110I think it just has those extra spouts for upgrades/modifications but regularly it will just be three shot like usual
>>743711826There's not enough stage variety for a roguelike mode. Not saying it's bad but it doesn't live up to OE
Squid sisters > deep cut >>>>>>> off the hook
>>743706818Right, but we don’t see any adults whatsoever, besides Cuttlefish, which is funny. I wonder if they have their own society and these apocalypses are just flighty teenage drama to them
>>743713468>"Technically", Callie, Marie, Marina, and Pearl are all adults by the time of Splatoon Raiders.
>>743713468So, what you're saying is, the next idols should be Inkling MILFS?
>>743711826Its good but not octo expansion good.It would need like 2-3x more stage/mission variety to be rouglike with staying power
>>743713728>Next announcer is the inkopolis version of The View
>>743713468>>743713585Captain 3 and Eight are both adults by the time of Splatoon 3.
>>743713468deep cut are all adults as well
I just need one Sunken Sea Scroll that shows an Inkling Mom. Work with me here, Nintendo.
>>743714558You'll get nonbinary squids instead.
>>743704230fucking kek
>>743671728what's the appeal of this game?
>>743715218Splatoon Raiders or the Splatoon series as a whole?
>>743715218All the LGBTQ+ elements.
Anyone playing some Side Order as practice for Raiders?
the first good switch 2 game enjoy bros
>>743715808No, I'm murdering salmon to practice murdering more salmon.
Are you going to get the game digitally or physically?
>>743716146Physical. If it was a primarily online game like the other Splatoons then I would go digital.
>>743716146Physical, assuming Walmart still has a copy or even bothered putting them out.I fucking hate Walmart.
>>743716146It’s only 13GB by the way.
>>743715704Like getting to T pose on them
>>743716296Oh, they got so mad at that Splatfest. Money, Money, Bitches.
ooouhveemo
>>743716146I get physical for anything interesting me that happens to be physical and not a game key card.No reason not to. Nintendo games hold their value and I have a way to make money in the future if I need to sell.
>>743716691Was also funny since it was the fist Love Vs Money Splatfest that Love lost. Such is the power of having three teams.
namedrop schizo here, does this game have a pool?
is octo expansion worth playing?
>>743716146physicalfagging
>>743716146Digitally, I’ll probably be going back to it a good bit for years if they have good endgame content with the “seemingly bottomless” raids, at least until Splat 4
I want to play Co-op with /v/, but I'm worried that I'll get spoiled scrolling through the Raiders thread to find the pool name.
>>743717794won't it just be poolsclosed again
>>743671728Generals belong on /vg/
>>743717865>>743702005
>>743716146physical
>>743717617>is octo expansion worth playing?Absolutely. It's amazing. If the DLC was sold standalone it would have been able to stand as its own game. If you have the means to play it, do it.
>>743717865This is not a general
>>743716146Digital. Seems like a game I'll randomly boot in small bursts to play with Randos from Discord.
>>743716146physical then sell for 6 gorillion when there's no physical in the future
>>743717617Its the best DLC of anything in literal decades, worth of being called a "expansion" One of the coolest endings too.
>>743719324Why don't the inklings simply send pearl to their enemies and have her scream through a megaphone at them
>>743718310>>743718310thanks
Hey, kids. Are you ready to "shoot to krill?"
>>743719561its technically a war crime, plus pearl cant be screaming slurs that much anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpy8DCt2Pak
>>743671728>switch 2 exclusivesorry lads i'm not buying a new console just for this
>>743719752“In a world designed to krill me”?
>>743719794>its technically a war crimeand?
>>743720298its not very fresh
>>743720298true, war crimes don't mean shit when nobody enforces the made up rules
>>743719794I was the dude who be sleeping with pearl
>>743671728Is this the kind of game where you put it back on the shelf after the story or the type where you keep playing for hundreds of hours after? I watched the overview video and some reviews but they don't really make it clear on that. It LOOKS like it's structured that way but again it seems kinda vague. Reminds me of MH/GBF Relink/DRG with how its mission-based and focused on loot so you can clear kill things faster.If it's a one-and-done thing then I'd get it physical, digital if it's the latter and you get the itch to drop in often.
>>743720446It seems like it wants to hook you for a loot grind and build autism, considering the hint of endless dungeons, the harder variant of every mission with a separate loot drop, the rng weapon drops with perks, etc. Dunno how well or long it will hook people in practice, but I think they’ve built it in a way to try to make it compelling to grind for different builds for a long time
>>743695818you WILL buy your splatoon merch from proxy storesyou WILL pay the exorbitant shipping feesand you WILL be happy
I love you more than any Idol, Heavy Splatling.
I hope reviews go up tomorrow so I have something to do.
>>743710976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0W9-SKsJE
>>743710976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EqQPIvHOUPerfect
>>743722668I'm curious who's going to review and play this? Because reviews from most game journalists are complete ass, so that leaves gaming content creators and most of the more popular ones don't pay much attention to Splatoon.
>>743722668Early buzz is already leaning positive, particularly saying that this is the Splatoon game they didn't know they wanted. But in the end, it looks fun and I'll judge if it is.
>>743722837Most popular gaming content creators are just as shit as review sites
is the pool still dead
>>743688493Cum inside of her gills
>>743688493imagine the smell
>>743716146I'm waiting to see if Costco will have it available
Game looks kino, hoping there’s some varied level design with platforming later on too.What about splatoon attracts so many annoying fags though? It’s weird
>>743724270its fun, they hate fun
Reviews drop today right? Should be in 10 hours.
>>743725138either today or wednesday.
>>743715704My buddy bought this game and his first question was "Are all the transrights activists a regular thing." He's supportive too, just baffled by the venue choice.
>>743718583By definition it is.
when the fuck will the game break street date alreadycome the fuck on, i want LEAKS dammit
>difficulty settingsKEK
>>743727496why
>>743727496Welcome to not switch 1 waiting rperiods, anon. Experience the game at the same time as everyone else in the world.
>>743727637i want as much game info as possible as soon as possible
>>743671728this will be my first splatoon since 1. i hope it isnt a disappointment, nintendo hasnt impressed me ever since the metroid dread announcement. The game is like.. 7.5/10
>thought this was gonna be a horrific salmon run shift>easily breezed through two xtrawaves with some kickass freelancersSometimes life throws you a bone. Now I'm just waiting for it to let me have the fish game.
don't ask why but i got curious about squids and octopi, with my findings, i believe we can safely assume squidlings and octolings have buttholes.They eat, they dont appear to have the siphons that squids and octopi have. So based on the fact they wear spats, they reinvented clothing to do that same as humans. neat
>>743727830>at least four full weapon types you haven't usedsure you're not gonna be too frontloaded?
>>743671728Going to have to wait a little bit, had to drop some unexpected money on a brand new oven, as well as getting maintenance done on the AC unit (100°F weather fucking sucks). Everyone have extra fun for me, haven't really played much since the OG on Wii U.
>>743720650so it could be similar to darktide autism? Nothing specifically bringing you back but could hook you well enough to keep you playing the same shit for years?
>>743718310dont judge but the expansion was too difficult for me. i cant into controllers. hoping switch 2 joycons stay working and feels more natural
>>743728190That reminds me, Switch 2 joycons have mouse mode and Raiders is a Switch 2 game. Have we gotten any news on if Raiders supports mouse mode for aiming?
>>743728339there's been literally zero mention of mouse control so I think it's safe to assume it doesn't exist
Sometimes I still dream about her.
>>743728620sometimes I dream I'm playing salmon run, unironically
>>743728001Great weapons, great map, great rotation.
>>743728001it wasn't bad but I did not want to suffer through two king waves with those weapons
>>743728620you mean nightmares right?
>>743728750No pearl is my wife
>>743728826I'm so sorry anon
>>743728826booya
>Some assmad andy is reporting Nintendo threads as generals
>>743728954eric probably
>>743728954nothing new honestly and it's probably the same fag who was doing it when splat 3 was active
>>743728693Absolutely not great weapons, but I guess 96 gal and S-Blast can pick up the slack if the players are good enough.>>743728702That's what I was thinking earlier but damn if that wasn't fun as hell.
2 Days left.
>>743728954it's probably carlos. nobody likes that guy
>>743729104soon!
>>743728860>Rich>Talented >Not racist>Good lungsHow is it bad she is perfect and will bear my children. I just gotta also let Marina live with us but it's fine
>>743729104im feeling so antsy to play it, ive got a countdown set up
>>743729169>I just gotta also let Marina live with us but it's fineThis nigga acting like getting to live with an actual sex goddess and getting to double-team her with Pearl isn't the biggest upside.
>>743730136I don't care for octos but pearl yells at me if I say so
>>743730201>I don't care for octosI want to say you have shit taste, but you do appreciate Pearl so now your morals are in question.
>>743730136i love my wife
what are the reviews going to be like
>>743731404Mostly positive, but someone is going to have a problem with us stealing Salmonid treasure and mention it in the review.
Matchmaking is shitting itself to death right now. I've had two disconnects in the past hour.
>>743731517it turns out the mechanic never wanted to go home out of guilt for the salmonid massacre
>>743731682Deep Cut opens up a museum in Splatsville after the Final Boss.
>>743731569Fresh!
>>7437314048/10 solid shooter but a bit too repetitive towards the backend.
Mmm
gn sis
>>743734898kek
>>743671728I still haven't played Side Order
>>743734898i dont get it
>>743734898schizo man
>>743682079>>no online matchmakingsurely not
>>743734898
>>743735058i guess they have sex in the next panel?
>>743735023play it, NOW
>>743671728I don't think anyone knows exactly what the multiplayer is like yet right? I was hoping for more expanded salmon run with queueable repeatable missions with strangers but I don't think the game is that is it? as it's hammered repeatedly by Nintendo this is single player first with some optional multiplayer components that last briefly if you're in trouble
>>743735052I'm too lazy to dig up the interview but Salmonids have a thing from drum beats specifically since it amps them up for fighting. It's why both Omega 3 and DHA have prominent drums in their music.
>>743716296This reads like you're having gay sex with all of them
>>743735058>whips peenor out
>>743734898Oh shit
>>743671872>can I-Stop getting your opinions from the fucking internet, think for yourself for once you mentally ill faggot.
boy or girl
>>743735095They've also mentioned you can play through the whole game co-op if you want but it's friend code based.
>>743735495nyges
>>743735524I don't think they said that but it seems like you can play most stages co-op
>>743735524You can't play with randos? I ain't got no friends
>>743671728Mine is on the way, maybe it'll come early.
>devs realize that adding new idols every game is unrealistic and they already went too far>raiders ends with deep cut dying so splatoon 4 can be Squid Sisters in the main game and Off the Hook as dlc
>>743735802you can join random rooms to help them clear stages if I'm remembering correctly
>>743735706Everything that ain't a tutorial is playable co-op.
call me a retard but I really hope the multiplayer is good and whatever content that's there by the time you wrap up the story mode can tide me over until whenever 4 is going to happen
>>743736297where did they say that?
>>743736349I just want an endless mode, that should tide us over until 4 happens.
>>743736405direct, I think
>>743736349I love the pic you posted, wonderin' if I share it, would you mind? I know a couple people online who would love it, please reply.
>>743734602i miss this artist
>>743737043Isn't it just wamu? Did he give up or go full paywall?
>>743737132No thats JUSTDave, not Wamu
I haven’t played 3, are squids still racist against octolings or have the accepted them into society without assuming they are weird squids?
>>743737508it's not mentioned, the splatlands probably didn't have the same conflict I guess
>>743737508Yeah Splatlands were totally removed from that conflict apparently, so Shiver and other Octos never lived underground.
>>743738156This doesn't do much to dissuade people from thinking we're all trans or pedos
>>743738196retarded trans pedo
>>743738156>kuromifag
>>743713468By Splatoon 3 both Squid Sisters and Off the Hook are grown ass Inkling/Octolings. We know characters age in real time so technically Callie and Marie have reached their 30s along with Pearl who was 21 in 2017.
>>743738156Can you already play it?
>>743738610no I will get banned
>>743726119Splatoon's pretty niche in the west by comparison and a lot of the players in the west are bluesky types. The rest tend to switch their plaza region to Japan to get all the nice art instead. (You can do so by going to the lobby terminal, and changing Splatfest region to Japan. This doesn't impact matchmaking, it only has an effect if there's a regionlocked Splatfest which haven't happened in ages)
>>743738156can you add the funny blue and pink flag to complete the photo
>>743739517I'm a bored housewife sorry to disappoint your femboy fantasy
In before people speed through the entire game on Tourist in a day or two, later wondering what was mean to be so fun or entertaining about the game. Arguing with everyone who are having great fun playing the real game in every thread.
>>743741005Salmons would play on the hardest mode though
Overview trailer dropped. It’s just the direct but shortened. There is a half second of a Frye cutscene though
>>743737508Octolings are NOT my squiggers.
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-22-splatoon-raiders-part-1/Developer interview as well as reviews are up.Seeing lots of 8s and 9s.
>Guardian gave it a 40There’s always some dumb cunts with this franchise, I swear
Just put the order for the physical version, found one that's 50 bucksIf this is at all addictive and has me jumping back in for the next couple of years I'm gonna be pissed
we hope it has a kpop inspired track
It's a spin-off who cares
>>743742435That's pretty par for the course for Switch 2 titles.
>80 on Metacriticon par with all other games, that's great. Fuck comp splatoon, i want to RAID with my wives.
>Somehow, with this setting, it started to feel like we were unfairly picking on the Salmonids, who were simply going about their lives happily on the island, and it became a bit difficult to accept emotionally. On top of that, it felt like we were attacking the Salmonids and taking their cherished treasures by force, and then basking in our spoils.
>Inoue: Also, I think the satisfaction of playing Salmon Run comes from how you start moving the instant you think. So it’s like you’re sort of thinking, but sort of not...or rather, you react before you can think. In sports, we often refer to being “in the zone,” and I thought that level of immersion might be really satisfying in a video game too. And it’s not just sports―busy jobs offer a similar sense of satisfaction, don’t you think?>Ito: Yes, that’s right. We designed this game with the goal of creating an experience where players can feel that same sense of pleasant busyness. they fucking get it, I mean makes sense, they designed salmon run next wave after all but still, seeing them just perfectly understand the appeal makes me happy
>>743742946imagine being a squ*d and you can't even use a water park toboggan lmao.
>>743737508Splatlands never had to deal with Octavio until 3 so octolings were always there in that region.
OUR HEROES
>Nintendo still hasn't shippedFUCK AT THIS RATE IT'S GOING TO ARRIVE ON SATURDAY OR WORSE MONDAY! FUCK!!!
i have deep cut fatigue, do we have to hang out with these idiots the whole game? please give me the option to team up with off the hook
>>743742496every splatoon game has a "that guy" who give the game minimum score for the sake of attention.remember spatoon 1 getting bad scores for not having an ingame chat .
>>743743206Is this your first time buying a physical game at launch?
>>743743206>he boughted from nintendoI shiggy diggy
>reviews say that the most of the levels are the same structures floating in space level design as the main games' campaignsYOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>743743245No, they usually ship 2 days prior to release to ensure it arrives to me on time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3d3RWXKzM
>>743742913>>80 on MetacriticI really wonder why western critics have always struggled to rate Splatoon higher. It's like they're just not able to view the games as part of the "big deal" category, and rating it lower as a result because it doesn't excite them.
Oof
>>743743462>western criticsThere's your answer.
>>743743557they get paid to write anything.
>>743743619Who paid them schizo?
>>743742496It's always British reviewers lol
>>743743557where’s this mindset whenever a new friendslop drops
>nogami himself did the pixel art for the hideout ship minigamessovl
>>743743557lol
>>743743857CHADgami
>>743743969completely different author, why do retards judge reviewers based on what completely different people have reviewed? should I judge your opinions based on what your friend thinks, just because he's close to you?
>>743744097>should I judge your opinions based on what your friend thinksIf we represent the same org, sure?
you think this will be worth getting if i found the story mode in 3 to be very mediocre?
>>743744097Okay Joshua Rivera.
>>743744203this seems to be a much different experiencehave you played side order? it seems to be a blend of side order, salmon run with occasional story mode beats
>>743744172what? why? we don't do that for anything elsenews outlets for instance often have both conservatives and liberal commentators, should I judge sean hannity based on what some other democrat supporter who happens to work for fox news says?
>>743744203What did you think of Salmon Run? Anyhow, I assume you never played played Splatoon 2's Octo Expansion. It's better than Splatoon 3's story mode. Who knows where Raiders will fall on the scale, but hopefully it will be more like the former. While still having all the great fun of Salmon Run derivative challenges.
>>743743557Literally who?
>IGN 9>Gamespot 8 So it’s a better than average game because the average AAA slops get double 8
>>743743557what a fucking lunar review
why listen to reviewers? do you really think they'd understand even just the core appeal of splatoonlike most people they see "nintendo made a shooter but its super soakers to be PG" and stopped thinking there
>80 is considered bad nowI know it's NDSfags but still
>Ito: Once you’ve reached a certain point in the story, you discover a dungeon where you can keep going deeper and deeper, with no apparent end in sight. It’s a chaotic experience where you'll need to bring your A-game, as well as pretty much maxing out your equipment. We believe those who are confident in their abilities will find it both challenging and rewarding.
>>743744601>now have you been in a coma for the last 16 years perchance?
>>743743557>the biggest surprise with Zelda remaster: it's pedestrian. If you played zelda oot you've played thisit's coming bros...
>>743744601>is considered bad nowI don't think so. I just can't help but notice how western critics are extremely resistant towards recognizing Splatoon as a genuinely "big deal" franchise. There is a huge west/east gap here. And it's an odd gap.
>>743744564idk, I think the obsession with them is obnoxious, worrying about what they'll say/think, getting upset that they do/don't like something, circlejerking around reviewscores, it's all so gay and retarded
>>743744637Fuck yeah, can't wait
>>743743557>If you've played one of dozens of modern cooperative action games, you've played this. Come the fuck on. I won't pretend like Splatoon is fully and entirely unique or anything. A lot of the game modes are very clearly derivative. And Salmon Run and Raiders very obviously are too. But how fucking blind mustn't you be to miss how Splatoon doesn't play like any other shooter out there? Absolute retard statement.
Btw splatoon 3 only got 83 anyway. It never stopped me from playing 3000 hours
>>743671728>Salmon Run is shit>This just looks like more Salmon Run, but with basic game mechanics slapped on topI'm not convinced that this game isn't going to suck. I really grew to hate Salmon Run, but I always thought I'd like a single-player Splatoon game if it deviated from the shooter genre in some way."More Salmon Run" is the opposite of what I wanted.
>>743745239Salmon run is tanoshii. Especially now that lives are shared.
>>743745239>filtered internlmao
>>743745239Hopefully Splatoon will get more spinoffs in the future. But I'm sure I'll enjoy Raiders plenty. I'm extremely excited.
>>743744747it's not odd at all. nintendo's marketing for splatoon has stayed stuck in the wii u dark ages of being overly childish "you're a kid now you're a squid now" whereas in japan it's being handled much more maturelyyou tell the world that it's a gyro-aim supersoaker shooter for children and well, they will believe it and not be interestedyou tell the world that it's a new shooter with intense competitive gameplay based around swimming through ink for versatile movement while also having fun customizable characters and a quirky-japan culture and they might be interestedit's not that complicated
>>743745239salmon run is the neglected child which really sucks. hopefully it's better in 4.
>>743745239I like Salmon Run
>>743745432>"you're a kid now you're a squid now"Nintendo of America were fucking awful for this. Nintendo of Europe's marketing campaigns are always funds restricted, but even our marketing was way the fuck better than that. NoA's marketing was downright destructive. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>743744747video game music is seen as cringe so a franchise that makes a big deal of its pretend language gibberish music is cringe as well.
>>743745583yeah, NoE is always barebones but at least we do get some amount of qualitycan even sometimes get some random cute japan import splatoon merchNoA doesnt even get merch they better be happy with a "i'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp" shirt
>>743744296>news outlets for instance often have both conservatives and liberal commentatorsLolLmao, evenPerchance, XD
>>743745570I could never stomach it. It's fun at lower levels, but I can't stand how it ramps up the difficulty by overloading your screen with problems to deal with. High hazard level is enduring while the game throws ten different unfairly-designed bullshit boss salmonids at you from different directions, and you win if you have ADHD and can multitask in fire directions at once... all while trying to coordinate with three other players AND meeting quota. Blegh, just no.I really enjoyed Side Order though, strangely. Maybe because you didn't feel weak as shit at the end, when it got difficult.
>>743742435For those who don’t wanna read the whole thing, here’s a highlight reel>the game originally started out with the gameplay idea of you using gadgets to set “traps” and played more like a tower defense game. This eventually changed to put more emphasis on action to play more in line with what splatoon gameplay normally is, with more action-oriented gadgets instead>a lot of different gadgets were designed, but were narrowed down to the ones solely focused on defeating enemies>the core gameplay idea is that you can become “the ultimate multitasker”>the decision for the game to take place on a remote island came from its nature as a spin-off>use of the expanded power of the switch 2 came in the form of enhanced performance with many enemies on screen and boosted graphics with detailed environments>originally the game was to have a more fun and adventurous feel to it. This was scrapped due to the fact it made the salmonids too sympathetic, and was reworked from a resort-like feel to a more mysterious and disturbing feel, along with dehumanizing the salmonids by making them more unnerving and unpredictable in their design/behavior>the game puts focus on deep cut, with “binary scrolls” that explores their background>they’re looks and outfits are inspired by the gear/grub/fun splatfest>the mechanic is described as deceptively strong; someone who not only builds things, but can work non-stop and handle themselves in a harsh island environment, and their design reflects that. They may be the most versetile protag in the whole series>the 2d minigames were made by the mechanic themself, with them irl being done nogami and his team
>>743745893im in the same boat. lots of people disliked side order but i think it's very fun, despite that it too throws giant hordes of insane bullshit at youi think part of it is that you are actually equipped to deal with it alone, and instead of having ten different boss salmonids that all pretty much require multiple people to work together to kill them, it's all on you and the game is made around you being able to deal with the things using the gear you assembledi tend to like salmon run much more during bigruns or other gold rotations because then you can actually have tools to handle what's being thrown at you instead of "here's a squeezer lol"
>>743745432While Japan has never marketing Splatoon as some super mature thing not for kids. They've never babified Splatoon anywhere close to that degree. What's Nintendo of America's damage really?
>>743745979Thanks for the sum-up.>but were narrowed down to the ones solely focused on defeating enemiesAh this must be the mandated "retarded decision that ruins the game" that they always do. You just know that we missed out on a crab bucketload of cool gadgets all because some moron on the dev team insisted on more meatgrinder bullshit.
>>743745979>originally the game was to have a more fun and adventurous feel to it. This was scrapped due to the fact it made the salmonids too sympathetic, and was reworked from a resort-like feel to a more mysterious and disturbing feelfucking lame
>>743743557Seems like a dumb review. I kinda want to get the game though but looks like there isn't much stage variety.
>>743743557There's quite literally nothing out there like Salmon Run
>>743745886>Jessica Tarlov is an American political strategist for the Democratic Party who is a rotating co-host of The Five on Fox News
>>743746173>didn’t read the interview>constructs some retarded reality for himselfmoron
>my copy has already been sent I wonder if it might arrive tomorrow. If the postal service is already moving my package it very well might. But hopefully now it won't miss the release date at least.
>>743745979>>originally the game was to have a more fun and adventurous feel to it. This was scrapped due to the fact it made the salmonids too sympathetic, and was reworked from a resort-like feel to a more mysterious and disturbing feel, along with dehumanizing the salmonids by making them more unnerving and unpredictable in their design/behaviorNOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THATTHIS IS BADYOU CAN'T IMPLY THAT THERE ARE SOME IRREDEEMABLY EVIL RACES; IT'S JUST RACISTYOU HAVE TO MAKE THEM INNOCENT DINDUS AND AN ANALOGUE FOR REFUGEES, LIKE THE ORCS IN RINGS OF POWER
>>743746102>ten different boss salmonids that all pretty much require multiple people to work together to kill themThis is why I think Salmon Run sucks. The whole series kinda-sorta doesn't work because it's relying on this flimsy promise that a multiplayer shooter can work without voice comms, and Salmon Run takes that notion and dials it up to eleven.
>>743745979>This was scrapped due to the fact it made the salmonids too sympathetic,based. FUCK SALMON*GERS
>>743745979I'm ready for Splatoon Raiders 2; The RTSUnironically. But I'm more than happy to get Raiders 1 in the meantime.
I literally don’t give two shit about those shithead reviews
>>743746173>>but were narrowed down to the ones solely focused on defeating enemiesI don't even know where he pulled that from because it isn't said in the interview, and is even evident in the game itself because there are gadgets that are focused on movement rather than killing
I hope the game has sexy takos to imagine getting raped by
>>743746325WELL ITS TRUE ISN'T IT? THAT'S WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENED, I JUST KNOW IT!
Okay but will the game have soft, rounded squits?
i fully expect this game to be a pretty run of the mill looter shooter with none of the ingenuity you'd normally expect from nintendo (ok, not like splatoon 2 or 3 really iterated on splatoon in the first place)but if my assumption is correct and the entire soundtrack is Omega 3 music, i kinda still wanna get it just for that even if the game itself is just a bit of shallow fun...
>>743746895>but if my assumption is correctwhy would it be? Are you some sort of self diagnosed disfunctional retard pretending to be in good company?
Movement is looking ridiculoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_J11aolA4
>>743746895>none of the ingenuity you expect from Nintendovacuous idiot. And nintendo multiplayer franchises never reinvent themselves. Barely any in the industry do. And when they have a good gameplay loop, they shouldn’t
>>743746895>but if my assumption is correct and the entire soundtrack is Omega 3 musicYou are incorrect, it's a different Salmonid band, and Deep Cut music as well.
>>743747046>speed tank gadget shenanigans looking crazy>level verticality can't wait
>>743747263>You are incorrect, it's a different Salmonid bandwell shit, but if they're salmonids that means the music is weird and that's what i'm looking forward to, and i hope their stuff makes up at least 80% of the ost
>>743747046It's peak I'm afraid.
>>743747046h-hayai...
>>743747046>speed tank ability>automatically generates ink as you swimSick, hadn’t considered that, but it's perfect
>>743734898I LOVE the Nika Style
>>743747046The game looks extremely satisfying! I'm excited! I love videogames!
>>743747401>Tamura: We created the music while imagining it to be something the Salmonids of the Spirhalite Islands are familiar with, as if it were recorded locally. (Laughs) The Salmonids that wander around the islands have a strange and unsettling presence, and you can't really tell what they're thinking. That led us to look into immersive genres like techno, dub, and minimal music. Those genres are typically centered on electronic instruments. While keeping that musical aesthetic, we imagined how the Salmonids might recreate it using objects washed up on the island. By doing so, we were able to give the game its distinct, slightly unnerving atmosphere. I think it matched the concept art very well.>Tamura: Of course, there are also plenty of dungeons where you can hear music in the style of the classic Salmon Run tracks. In Salmon Run, the music is played by a Salmonid band known as ω-3 (Omega Three), and in this game, a new Salmonid band, sort of like distant relatives of ω-3, plays music that boosts the Salmonids’ morale.>We kept the cello and timpani that stood out in Salmon Run as the core sounds that fire up the Salmonids, and by incorporating a wide variety of traditional instruments, we were able to create tracks with a distinctly different flavor from ω-3.
>>743743235>Deep Cut fatigueSkank the game ain't even out
is this switch 2 only
>>743747689yes
I'm getting mixed responses from all fucking over. Is this game co-op Ala borderlands or entirely single player?
>>743743557
>>743747825Singleplayer with optional co-op.
>>743747825single player focused but the entire game can be played in co-op if you wish
Now we wait.
>>743744601It's the same score as all 3 other splatoon games, so it's just as good as them
I just now bought the game and I'd forgotten it was "only" $50 digitally.Nice surprise.
You want Raiders to sell because you're a consilewar cuck that needs a victory in your war threadI want Raiders to sell because I want pvpfags to lose HARD
>>743748773What no games does to a motherfucker
>>743748742why do you have parental controls on
>staying in your ink speeds up the gadget cooldownNice>the missions with multiple chest icons means a different reward by completing it with each tank typeCool way to incentivize trying different builds
>>743748864Wife's boyfriend don't let me bing bing after 9pm because I get too loud
>>743748864nta but it's the best way to know how much of a game you played, otherwise you only get 5hr increments and if you dont play a game for a while it hides it etc
>>743748864Because for some dumb reason, Nintendo decided to put the activity log within the parental controls app instead of the actual console.So I just have it enabled so I can track stuff there.
I might actually pick up the digital version since it's only 50. Hm..
>>743749061neat
>Inoue: The protagonist of the original Splatoon game was portrayed as a teenager, and now some of the people who were teenagers when they first played it have joined the development team and worked on this new game alongside us. It really makes me feel that this series has grown alongside its players more than I ever expected.>Splatoon 1 was released 11 years agoMAKE IT STOP
>>743749020>>743749061You can also see that info in the Nintendo Store phone app without the parental control on
>>743749123>Splatoon 1 was released 11 years agoReminder that this is IN-UNIVERSE time too.
>>743749370Should a squid in her late 20s really still be an idol?
>>743749123Pal, you gotta lean into Unc-dom. It's the only way to make it.
Is it just me or do the levels look kind of basic? Bland even.
>>743749185ty for making me aware of this
>No Shiver monologueFrye is too precious
>>743671728Any of the reviews mention how the music is?It's one of the things I've been more nervous about with this game, since Nintendo's been placing so much emphasis on "atmospheric" bullshit for lately instead of proper melodies.
we're getting a frye cutscene just like shiver (and maybe even her own song?), with the identical device in the background, i think these are for boss battles and shiver's will be first with frye secondthird is likely big man as we haven't seen his yet.
>>743709664because it was deletedtheir nsfw alt tho is sushi_yaminabe; tweets are protected, however.
>>743750318She should have her own song
>>743750318Ough she's so pretty
The reviews aren’t talking much about the mythic bosses, probably some Nintendo guidelines, but the IGN reviewer (one of their actual good ones with some Splatoon bonafides) said they’re really good in his review discussion
Hello? Is the main story mode fully co-op??Thank u
>>743751336>The reviews aren’t talking much about the mythic bosses, probably some Nintendo guidelinesProbably. But also, equally plausible. 90% of the reviews just spent 30-60 minutes on the very beginning of the game and never touched the game beyond that. Writing the rest of the review on biases, preconceived notions, and assumptions.
>>743751519It's co-op:able. But nothing you need to co-op about.
>>743747591>I love videogames!lol look at this dork
Does Raiders have cross-play for Switch 1 players?
>>743752098Well it's not even on Switch 1 so I don't think so.
>>743749061Wait seriously? I quite liked that feature from the WiiU and 3DS. So I could get the calendar and play tracking if I just enable parental controls?Is it a lot of fiddling to enable parental controls with no restrictions though?
>>743752132Games like Pokopia or Bananza can stream to Switch 1 for local co-op
>>743751336the reviews seem very good, I'm seeing alot of praise to a point I didn't really expect that
>>743749556>Should a squid in her late 20s really still be an idol?She'll always be the idol of my heart.
>>743752384Oh you mean gameshare.Raiders doesn't have it so no Switch 1 support.
>>743752347Yeah.You just enabled it then disable everything in the app, like this.But apparently you can just use the Nintendo Store app which also has a play log but doesn't need parental controls to be activated.
>>743752452She should be settling down and having children at that age, not trying to act all cutesy like she did in her teens.
I've played and liked Splatoon, but I honestly liked the single-player experiences more. Would i like this?
>”Splatoon is among Nintendo’s most ingenious inventions of the last decade: a series of shooting games whose paint-splattered turf war nature means being bad at shooting is just as valuable - if not more so than - being good.”- The Guardian’s 2/5 star review for Raiders
>>743752782Have you tried Salmon Run? If you have and liked it, then you'll likely enjoy this one too.
>>743752883That reads like bizarre seethe, honestly.
>>743752883It's been 11 years, how do some people still believe the whole "you don't need to be good at aiming" stuff.
I'm curious what the replay/end game stuff is gonna be.I was very satisfied with the Direct, I just hope this is something I can really sink my teeth into because I like the salmon run stuff a lot more overall
>>743753389It’s games media who treat it as a novelty. They played it for a an hour or two and felt the illusion that their shit play was really contributing, so they praise that and deride everything beyond that as losing the “spirit” of the series
>>743752883>Being bad is just as valuable as being goodmake it make sense
>>743752883I dont really follow game reviewers too closely, but I'm surprised they wrote 5 paragraphs and that was enough to get them a review code and be considered a 'professional'.
>>743747046This looks like a freaking mech game with how much of a mobile turret you are.>4 gadgetsholy hell
>>743752883fucking golden aeorospray mains I swear
>>743728954Snoyggers are a plague. Please just ignore them.Please, FFS. Don't feed the retards.
>>743731285How can an octopus haz vagina bones if octopi haz nu bonez? Check mate athetists
>>743731830>shellendorf institute 2.0Cod no. Fuck off
>>7437541533 gadgets and a tank ability
>>743752883It's honestly amazing how many game journalists hate the idea of being good at the video game.
>>743753832>”if not more so”>actually, I’m better than people who can aim!>Raiders actually expects some competency from me? I-I’m not bad, the game is bad!!
>>743742998>So it’s like you’re sort of thinking, but sort of not...or rather, you react before you can think.This is me. No thunk, only act. Kill and deliver. Brains are for losers.
so is the game mission based kinda like granblue anons?
>>743744637>delving into the salmon glory holeScary
>>743744637Is this an endless mode or a super long dungeon? I prefer the latter.
>>743754908Cutest she has ever looked
>>743745979>the mechanic is described as deceptively strong; someone who not only builds things, but can work non-stop and handle themselves in a harsh island environment, and their design reflects that. They may be the most versetile protag in the whole series
>>743755514Mechanic is just going to mog every Agent isn't he?
>>743737043>>743737327Dave is drawing inflation now, and Wamu is with the obesity and gay child porn. it’s genuinely sad to see the pipeline of porn addiction happen to people on this site due to their loneliness. Thank god for jap Splatoon artists, they’re superior anyway.
>>743755719naturally
>>743755719Mechanic just wants back home to their basement so that they can build cool stuff. Or something.
>>743755719Probably more scrappy and brute force than 3 or 8, who would be better technically and more skilled against less feral enemies
>>743755514>>743755719He kinda already did given that he's an Inkling that knows how to repair and operate a Helicopter.
>>743752883only played turf war for 30 minutes award then gets confused raiders doesnt have judd shwoop in to say Nice job inking the ground for three minutes all the enemies die now!
Please don't let all future pre-release threads be nothing but review&critics related shitflinging.
Sex with veemos
>>743756805Reviews just came out, calm yourself stupid sperg. They’ll be a foot ote in threads by tomorrow
Sex with takos
>>743755719Already has.
>>743756990You can have the amazons, and I'll get all the cute little ones with gigantic fat asses.
I need something to do until thursday, is the funny squid massage game out yet?
>>743671728Nintendomination!!!
