Is this game even still alive?
>>743696925not after what the webkinz killer did
The amount of people this game turned into furries is immeasurable
I want Petpet Park back. That shit was great
>>743696925Do they... you know?
>>743696925barely>tfw play a 'private classic' neopets server>still has gay shit
>>743696925It's kept on life support by and for 35+ year old women but it's still there. A lot of the old flash games still work with some plugins and stuff, but some are still very much broken.
I miss the altador cup and the almost ARG-like mysteries
they had a collab with Fortnite recently
>>743702007really?
>>743700618Yes. They do
>>743702007>it's realwtf
I think Neopets and my parent's dogshit parenting are what made me a fat kid. When McDonalds had them as toys, I swear to god those things were my millennial/zillennial version of the gen x beanie baby craze. My parents took me to get a happy meal nearly every day. I had an entire dresser drawer stuffed to the gills with neopets, probably like over a hundred at some point. They were great when I was a dumb 9-10 year old.
>>743701615So just like Gaia...
Did yall see my nigga peanut play this ish ong it wack af it not even a game jus a website fr
>>743702226Can you speak English?
I wish it were a mobile game or something I could check in on my pets and feed em and gamble with em, dunno why they don't do that
>>743696925not really. it's a shame, I really think they could have had something
was the rumor that the game is now run by a cult true?
>>743703540its bizarre indeed
Which Neopet would you fuck?
>>743703779the faeries
>>743703779most of them
I forgot how tedious NQ1 is, defeated the Life Elemental and I still don't have an Inferno Robe
Post your pets people, I'll do a quick simple doodle (SFW or NSFW, specify) of the first couple cute pets if anyone wants em>>743703540They've been (sloooowly) porting everything over to mobile for the past few years. I know they have an app now but I'm not sure how functional it is as I exclusively still use the website
>>743703664Are you talking about when Scientology very briefly owned it? That was well over a decade ago, before Viacom owned it even>>743703779All of them
>>743702179Are you a guy?
>>743702050Yeah
>>743704007I don't think it was scientology. I would have remembered that. I saw some Youtube video a while ago but I forgot who the cult was. Probably fake anyways.
Man, I really loved neopets,Mostly for all the suff that's packed in, I didn't really care about taking care of a pet and tamagochi stuff.What really hooked me back then was just the amount of things you could do in the site (even if they're basically a lot of minigames/point and click secrets), you could leave money in the bank and get interest, open a store, focus on battles, seasonal events,gamble, a lot of secrets and fun games.It felt like exploring a deep website and world full of things awaiting for me to discover.Isn't there anything like that anymore? >>743701915>I miss the altador cup and the almost ARG-like mysteriesYeah, it had very cool ARG-like stuff.
>>743696925It was thriving, got cancer, went on life support, and now its in it's post-chemotherapy stages where it's taking steps back into recovering. The cancer is actually gone, just it's still in a wheelchair with its legs paralyzed but it's really really trying.Metaphor aside, the people who recovered the site seem to be in a super good headspace about the whole thing. Lots of public attention grabbers like the Nostalgia 50 Neopets Minigames Collection on the Switch, and fuck even the Fortnite Aisha pet made my jaw drop. Lot of lore rewrites, lot of gay agenda bullshit to cater to those fags, a couple of phone games that vary in quality. It's impressive they're back to quietly thriving.Biggest step they need to take is converting the absolutely massive site onto mobile (somehow) and it could come back into public eye for real as a phone game. I personally hate the UI but fuckin whatever, its a miracle they're even still a thing.Also Aisha best pet
>>743704515One thing i fucking love after the mystery stuff was the designs of the items and food, creative and funny as fuck.
YEEEAH, WE FINALLY WON IT YOU CUNTSTHOSE BASTARDS TNT FUCKED US OUT OF OUR RIGHTFUL CUP YEARS AGO AND NOW IT'S FINALLY WHERE IT BELONGSAND DON'T COME UP TO ME TALKING SOME "ohhh it's the Bubble Cup, asterisk!" BULLSHIT, SKARL WILL THROW YOUR COPING BRIGHTVALIAN ASS IN THE DUNGEON WHERE YOU BELONG
I stopped playing after my ancient account got hacked and they refuse to return it to me even after i proved it was mine.
I played it as a kid but never got deeply invested. Preferred Adventure Quest and later Dragonfable as my browser games of choice.Also had the weird neopets zelda clone on PS2. Got stuck early on and never finished it lol.
>>743704515>Isn't there anything like that anymore?Corru observer gave me feelings similar to discovering shit in Neopets as a kid. I would recommend it to scratch that itch, though it's quite different in nature.
>>743704839>Preferred Adventure Quest and later Dragonfable as my browser games of choice.my nigger, i still have my old dragon fable acc.
As a retarded kid, i could never piece together enough attention span to keep at it. Hell, as an adult i would seriously struggle now.If it was a phone game or on handheld consoles, maybe. But I didnt have regular access to the internet until like 2007-2008 and when i did, maplestory and WoW grabbed me by the nuts and didnt let go for many years into adulthood.I've been a casual furry drawfag for my whole life and I've been told my artstyle looks very neopetsish sometimes, so i guess it stuck with me somehow no matter what.>>743704839The darkest faerie, on PS2I played the fuck outta that game. I swear if they had made more actual console/standalone games I might have stayed on the neopets bandwagon.
Choose your fighter.
>>743707521I had a green lupe and a red pteribori is the most fuckable
>>743707521shoyru
>>743707521For me, it's Ruki.
>>743696925when i was i guess like 8 or 9 when neopets first came out and was huge i used to roleplay on the ingame forums with people who claimed they were girls and i added a lot of them on livejournal and we were friends for many years after until i got my internet taken away for a year cause my parents looked at my history and saw i was looking at pornit's actually surprising i turned out relatively normal cause we were roleplaying as the neopets so i could have easily fallen into the furry pipeline, but i didn't. odd how that worked out
>>743708474that sucks. hope you were able to reconnect with some of your buds.
>>743709014nah, by the time i came back most of them were gone from livejournal and AIM bar one or two and we didn't keep in touch much longer after that. i really do think they were chicks too but you never know i guess.
>>743696925>The last decent plot was 15 years agoGrim.Also, the art is shitty now, whoever where the artists in late 00's did a good job.
>>743701132>but really they are just pervsYeah, that’s what we’ve been saying about the LGBT, troons, furries and even immigrants for a while now
>>743707521
>>743707521>Choose your fighter.
>>743709940Maybe the greeks were on to something with their "small dicks are more civilized, big dicks are uncivilized beasts" thing. Sexual depravity and horrible people tend to go hand in hand.
Neopets (probably due to a similar fanbase) suffered the same problem as the sims All the fun mean stuff got removed and now it's just a doll house dress up simulator for women Like burglars from the sims
>>743703779>>743700618There's this cute goth bat cat demon witchy cutiepie girl who definitely looks like she fucks human men
It's worse than dead, it's gay.
>>743710627I remember when they didn't even allow romance of any kind
>>743696925The hell is this?Their Pets?
>>743711336I feel like we're the ones who should be asking you what that image even is.
>>743702007>>743702050Yeah
I never figured out how to get my pets strong enough to win any fights in the arena.
>>743710627Is that official art? It doesn't look like it.But if it is... what did this June update entail?
They froze my inactive account years ago and I stopped caring about it. Well, I stopped caring a long time ago but it would be nice to have access to my ~2003 account. The game did have a lot of kino though and it really felt endless in content as a kid. The yuge amount of flash games, the neggers, the shit with codestones and a fuckton of random events and little secrets. Neoquest, destruct-o-match, and meerca chase were the shit. Also, all the faeries are pure sex and probably a reason why I like eyeshadow so much. Before they locked me out, I did that really long quest, Altador, which was pure cinema and felt like an entire videogame in of itself.
>>743696925I liked the giant omelette.
Shoyru mogs the other pets so hard that it’s not even funny.
>>743711943TRUE
>>743711943That's because he looks more like a pokemon rather than a fictional western animal.
>>743711597The gist of it was you train your pet at the Krawk Island Training School until their level is 40 and STR/DEF/HP are all 80, then you go to the Mystery Island School and continue to level them there until you either get bored or actually manage to reach level 250.Stats alone don't actually do anything without items though. So you have to then buy decent gear to actually fight with. This isn't really explained so a lot of noobies just go into the arena with 0 gear and don't understand why all their attacks do 0 damage.
>>743711619https://portal.neopets.com/news/jun4-neopets-june-2026-newsletter
>>743711456Ok, then you tell me what these things are.These are Neo-humans from Versus, a Cruel and Indifferent evolved subspecies of human.From the Manga Versus by ONE.
>>743703930>3 hours ago>not one replywewtheyre all guys if you wanna draw their dicks and or big fat giant neggs
>>743704074Yes
>>743711976Why did she do this?
>>743711789I miss my old account too that got inactive-frozen around 2005 or 2006. I've been replaying Neoquest 2 on the gay private site.>>743711336>>743712259Oh it's a joke
>>743712219The Void plot is still going on??!!Holy shit, I had a brief period in 2024 where I played around with my old account, and then this plot came around, it's so fucking boring it made me quit the game for good.How the fuck did they stretch that crap for this long??
>>743703779Jubjub
>>743707521It's Jubjub or nothing
>>743712357Sorry, anon. I haven't played 'retail' neopets in eons. My only pet is a Tyrannian Quiggle. I really loved the paintbrush system. Skins were so fucking cool.It's a shame that no alternate pet site ever got so big.
>>743703779Yes
>>743703930Ignore the fact they are sad, I haven't fed them in many many years.
>>743712440The gay shit is even worse on the actual site
>>743710549her and Sophie the witch were built to be human cumdumps
>>743707521I always used to pick a red Shoyru back in the day.But I think now I'd pick Bori.
>>743712463>>743712472>6 seconds apart
>>743712651sorry they are transbians now
>>743712664I remember getting a starry sky Shoryu from McDonalds as a kid (dark blue base with stars all over it). I loved that little plush and thought it was so rare and cool.
>>743712679Are they really?
>>743712679Any hole's a goal
>>743703930I have two but the my Ice Hissi isn't really dressed wellI do love my Aisha though
>>743712583>brown incel trying to hook up with an asian e-thot.
>>743712259Neopets is a multiplayer web browser game that was popular in the early to mid 2000s. There were around 40-50 different species of neopet and you could have 4 of them on your account.There were a lot of different ways people played it. Either training their pet to fight against other players' pets, collecting rare items and/or selling them to other players, playing flash games, talking/rping on the message board, etc.Every couple months there would be special site-wide events that everyone could participate in that involved finding clues hidden on different parts of the site to solve puzzles and such.That's the gist of it.
>>743696925This game gave me one of my first furry crushes ever.Behold a background (almost secondary) character no one gave a fuck about.
>>743712769I luled
>>743712679>>743712729No but seriously, are they really?
I can't recover my account from like 1999 because I lied about my age when I was ten years old. Oh well, check out my new Neopet.
>>743712976Yeah, the grey faerie waifu is also a they/them now too
>>743712620what in tarnation.......
They finally beat the autobuyers by adding a normal CAPTCHA like two weeks ago
>>743712620
>>743712784Got It.Thanks for the info.
>>743713362
>>743713050I also lied about my birthday, I sent the Neopets team a email back in like 2019 and they just gave me the date I used.Try it, maybe they will give it.
>>743704686Oh, so they actually added Neopia Central as a team even though there was a whole spiel about NC or Jelly never being a team?
>>743712620what the fuck is that expression
>>743713497Oh man I don't have a screenshot but the gay private site has a PRIME POLYSEXUAL MUFFIN item....Would you eat it?
>>743713497JFC Tolerating fags was a mistake
>>743703930Behold my bug. SFW / maximum cute if possible.
>>743713574The modern Neopets Team can't draw for shit, they know this, that's why they reuse a lot of art from early 2010's and late 2000's even.
>>743713598Does it give your neopet super AIDS?
>>743712832It looks like it fucks human men.
>>743707521>Pedolphin kekAlso Blumaroo mogs everybody, everyone is fugly but Blumaroo
>>743707521I used to dislike Zafara's but they grew on me
>>743703779A better question would be, which one's wouldn't you!
>>743712679>>743713196I just looked it up and none of what you said is true
>>743703930My two dudes, SFW.>>743707521Red Grarrl, not even close
it looked so tasty
>>743696925Guy who has been playing since the beginning here, yeah, community is still VERY active, and while it's not crazy super popular, it's definitely a part of millennial online culture . Most people on Neopets are 30+They recently had a plot and fumbled it pretty hard, but they are working on a shoe string budget. Also the original owner Adam and Donna going AWOL was hysterical
>Accept Earth Faerie Quest>*Shop Whizzard now disabled*>Bring me the rare DUNG OMELETTE by midnightobviously only a furry would fit in at neopets but there was some strange stuff that was tolerated for a kid's website
>>743714437You sure on that?https://bookofages.jellyneo.net/characters/53/
>>743712620Legit mental illness.
I used to check the advent calendar every day of December, but the greedy chinks changed it so you have to pay for the full advent prizes now and that turned me off the entire site.
>>743712620fucking kill me, guess i will avoid returning to it now.WHY IS THERE FAG FLAGS ON NEOPIA? ITS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLDTHEY DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH
>>743714897I feel like the site's fascination with objects made of literal shit was questioned enough.
>>743696925I left just before the flash armageddon. I am not sure in what state it came afterward, but the diagnosis I've heard has not been positive.
>>743703779No contest.
>>743715204*was NOT questioned enough
>>743714776They left early on in neopets history. I don't know what Donna did, if she did anything but I saw that pic of Adam and how he basically renounced neopets in its entirety like a huge fag
>>743712651TRUUUUEEEEEEEE
>>743703930>>743712357i dont have access to my account anymore, just make a cute female Shoyru taking cock
I feel like Im the only one who likes Myncis
>>743707521Elephante
>Neopets is basically dead>Somehow THIS is still alive and played
>>743715527they are alright, but too generic, its just a monke>>743715620transformice is sitll fun tho, easy to just play at any time and has a quite nice skill ceiling probably gonna play a bit later, they even made a steam client
https://bookofages.jellyneo.net/characters/358/>they made the neopets gay now too
I actually started a Neopets account a few years (decade) ago when they locked all the old accounts. Managed to make more money than I ever did as a kid and got the lab rays and finally got painted pets. I wonder how my Gaia account is doing
>>743715728>gaiaah yeah, i should take a look at mine too, i mostly just used it as a dress up game, love shit like that.
>>743715224>>743715284Boys: wow these faeries are hotMen: wow my pets are hot
>>743715672>they even made a steam clientIt's just the Windows client that they had to make leading up to Flash dying.
I played it for a year after they revived it a while ago. As an adult (and with flash dead) it's just an excel spreadsheet game with dress-up.I played it for years as a kid, didn't care about cosmetics and only amassed 2 million np. Now when I played it again I was getting millions per week while buying silly paint brushes.>>743704515It even taught me html and made me start coding. It's a shame it looks "old", if ipad kids had something similar the future would be brighter.
>>743715728>>743716059My account is still active. I visit from time to time. zOMG was fun. I still can't believe they got Jeremy fucking Soule to do the OST.I still visit Subeta, if anyone actually knows that site. Another Neopet-clone, but you also get a human avatar for dress-up
>>743715728>that website designsovl
>>743716358Do you mess with any other clones? Is that one worth playing?
>>743696925We need more online spaces for children like Neopets. It’s not fair we destroyed most of their third places and then made them use the same internet as adults.
>>743715728>>743716059>gaiafags are now 4chan oldfags
>>743716725and the actual oldfags are all in homes saving up for knee surgery
>>743716725There was a reason Gaia was name and blamed as one of the influxes of newfags back in 07. Pretty sure a majority of the MLP crowd came from Gaia as well.
>>743716725not really a gaiafag, i mostly entered on it to play dress up with the avatars, my cousin was damn into it and i began to use it a bit, i'm surprised when she didnt became a lesbian or anything worse, she is now married with a kid and all.
>>743716226yeah, but its on steam, that alone brings more people to it.
>>743703779An Aisha is fine too...
>>743716515I don't bother with the pet stuff desu, so I'm not sure how good it is, but the pet designs do look pretty cool, This blob pet is neat. The artists are generally great, and if you like dress-up with a human character, you'll enjoy that aspect of the site.
>>743717279does it have fag shit? i just want to dress up shit not have pride flags shoved in my throat
>>743717279That's fine. I like picking one cool pet and I don't care to dress up an avatar of mine.So what do you (personally) do on Subeta? What keeps you coming back?
>>743717279Looked at the pets just now and the squirrel is the only remotely sexy looking one
>>743712460It ended just last month, and I don't know
>>743717630...
>>743712460They took long breaks for Christmas and shit
>>743712219>biped What the FUCK
>>743703779
>>743717791They've been doing that for awhile
>>743717420>does it have fag shit?Yes. It's very, very gay. The main guy who runs the website is literally gay>>743717441I don't visit that often anymore. I only ever liked the avatar stuff>>743717630
>>743717946found the Mewgenics gamer
>>743717946>The main guy who runs the website is literally gaythats not what i asked, i dont give a fuck if the owner is gay, i want to know if the pride faggotry infected the actual game.
>>743718149My bad, I should've said more.Pride faggotry is definitely in. For example, there are all these different pride flags for your avatar that you can buy,
>>743718484i see, thats a shame, the designs are nice, thank you for the answerShoving that shit on chill games is so obnoxious
>>743712832holy shit bnuuy
>>743696925>got an aisha plushie from mcdonalds when I was 5>someone stole it during recess one day>never saw it again while everyone else seemingly got aisha plushies around the same time
>tfw snowager awake>tfw giving tree doesn't give shit>tfw forget to get free omelette>tfw no desert paintbrush>tfw can't afford shit from the secret fairy store
>>743707521KacheekAishaBlumarooNimmo
>>743719016I still have my green Poogle plushie
>that place on neopets that you could get nice rewards but only during one hour every week with every account having a different onei miss shit like that, make the user work for rewards.>>743719136share a pic?
>>743719172its in my basement somewhere. too lazy to look for itlooked like this. i think i had a blue unicorn too
>>743719016I used to into the Claire's in my local mall when I was 13/14 to buy plushies for the codes. One of the cashiers told me once that I was the only boy to go in there alone lol I wish I still had them.
>>743719374actually quite cute, my country never got this plushies, probably would have got one if it did.
>>743719437some redditor collected all of them. pretty crazy how many there were to get from a mcdonalds
>>743719527nice, damn, i miss when mcdonalds had good prize toys, i still have a scooby doo miniature or something from a long time ago, its quite nice quality
>>743696925What was your favourite flash game?
>>743719680Dubloon Disaster was mine
>>743719680the Ice Cream Machine one, most of them were too jank/buggy for me to really enjoy
>>743719680Hannah and the Pirate Caves
>>743719645ya they had some good ones. i think i still have most of mine. i wonder if my Shadow hockey game still works aha
>>743720004i lost most of mine, a shame, i had a fucking cool hot wheel car what working lights and all that someone fucking stole from me.I may have more, need to give it a search, my house is a mess.
>>743696925All I ever do is play Cheat
>>743719680Key Quest was their best game and they axed it
>>743720181
>>743703930lying faggot you didn't draw a single thing
>>743720237I mean, I do have a 100% winrate in it.
I'm an aisha supremacist
She just mogs tf out of your favorite
>>743720114ooohhh were they the AcceleRacer ones? I think I had #3
>>743704721Every experience I had with the Neopets team was atrocious. They froze my acct and I asked them to unfreeze it over 15 years later and they wouldn’t unless I agreed to erase everything from it. Fuck them cunts. Site went downhill with extreme nepotism, favoritism, pay-to-win and micro transactions.
>>743704515>you could leave money in the bank and get interest, open a storeI did both of these and yes it was fun there was a lot to do good on ya anon
Grundo's Cafe applications are open at the moment which is the least raped way of experiencing Neopets in current year. A very dire statement, I know.
>>743707521all I wanted was a jetsam but it wasn't available. I never got one. Fuck neopets
>>743696925Neopets taught me how to play the card game bullshit but on there it was called "Cheat!" kek
what was the thing where there was like a sleeping dragon neopet or something and you could enter his cave and try to steal treasure ? am I making shit up or was that a thing ?
>>743720624Yep I posted about it here >>743712440 >>743713362 >>743713598what a fucking messgood thing neoquest 2 is great fun
>>743720759Snowager, giant ice wurm.
BRING BACK KEY QUEST
>>743696925What's odd is hypothetically, the "Web browser mmo" can still be a thing that exists on modern infrastructure especially for third worlders who can't afford good PCs.It's a shame the concept is on life support, I remain one of the few people who played Supernating Superdudes.
>>743720471>tfw you rememberI had #1, #8 looks familiar too. Good times. take me back
>>743703779Rasala, my beloved
>>743713323Not for long, a local llm can solve that shit.
>>743711943Because it looks like a Charmander and was done in a very faux anime style compared to the others.A lot of neopet designs were even at the time straight up shit. Grarrl is literally my mom's T-Rex.
>>743721178Speaking of llms, crazy that people managed to solve "random" events like Tarla and Coltzan's shrine without llms, manually checking decades of data.
>>743720843thanks anon
>>743720802At least you can easily script 99% of it out. Not like any of the handmaidens and pooners on staff can ever figure out how to circumvent that.Reminder /v/, if you like Mystery Island and Lost Desert you are a heckin BIGOT and they NEED to look like White tourists insteadarino.
Don't open.
>>743696925>NeopetsWasn't that founded by the church of Scientology?
>>743720872Key Quest could unironically revive /npg/, which would be great because those fuckers were so much fun to hang out with.We made so many waifus...
>>743719680Korbat's Lab.Of course, that wasn't the game I put the most hours in - that honor is tied between Meerca Chase and Whack-A-Kass, two games that consistently made me very angry.
>>743720471i'm not sure, it was all black i think, it was so damn cool
>>743722226no. it was briefly sold to someone affiliated with scientology at one point, for a short time.
interesting, random neopets talk, for the hell of it, imma do quick piece of art! :p
>>743722302Whatever happened to /npg/ anyway? I once heard they all pissed off the barren SSRI cows over on Clraik by fucking up their Altador Cup rigging which is funny as fuck
>>743711976Best pet Shoyru, best Faerie, Illusen! :p
>>743713598How does a muffin have a sexual preference?>lesbian >muffI hope that joke was intentional
>>743723349To my knowledge, the removal of Key Quest and Habitarium kind of nuked all interest in the game, because before that /npg/ was basically the only group who could consistently use the profits from those two games to make more money. Seriously, if you were a part of /npg/, you were either rich or on the fucking fast track to become rich. There were near DAILY Dr. Sloth Bath Buddy giveaways, people traded nerkmids just for fucking kicks, and we had a guy who was so uncomfortably good at predicting the Food Club results that we were half convinced he actually worked on the site.Like speaking personally, being part of /npg/ got me further in Neopets in the span of six months than any other stint before or since. Like, someone randomly gave me a goddamn Draik for no reason, and from there I made enough money with Habitarium and KQ to repaint it twice (first to Pirate to get the accessories, then to Desert). THEN, someone else gifted me a nerkmid, which I then used on the nerkmid machine (common practice in those days, because we did so well for ourselves we just decided to fucking have fun), and from that I got a pink paintbrush, which I was able to trade for the most expensive Draik-specific clothing available (at the time) to complete my Draik's overall theme./npg/ helped me conceptualize, create and ultimately achieve my goal of obtaining an Expensive Draik Prostitute. That shit could not have happened without them.
Say hello to my boy. Yes, he is the coolest neopet design ever. Jetsamchads rise...
>>743725224hm, thats cool as hell, never really took part in /npg/, it was after my time at neopets>Expensive Draik Prostitutei need to see that.
>>743725224That's not a lot of money. A lot of money is 1 billion NP+
>>743725479https://www.neopets.com/petlookup.phtml?pet=NidhoggNagarAlso picrel>>743725649I'm aware. But for someone who used to play by scrimping and saving, it was an insane difference. Besides, my goals were paltry compared to most of /npg/s regulars - a Draik waifu and a Mutant Kau are low tier compared to the random shit some of the others were working towards.
>>743726163>picvery nice, indeed gives the expensive prostitute feel.Thanks for the pic
>>743707521Always been a Chia enjoyer
>>743725224>HabitariumIt hurts…
Neopets got me into slot machines, good times.
>>743726163I'd fuck her.
>>743696925I jerked off to so much fulltour vore of this game due to a red headed pikachu back in the day kek
>>743696925Remember how they discovered neopets was unironically a Scientology project
>>743726924rumor mills are funny
>>743726924Scientologists did this to me?
These shoryus were always neat to me
jesus christ was that shitty OMG SCIENTOLOGY WTF CHILDHOOD RUINED video THAT mind-boggling? are drones STILL coattail riding it for crumbs
>>743727336huh
>>743710086Their dicks probably aren't even that large, it's just that they're showers.
>>743727878What, because I happen to have a big dick and am the one putting edited and cropped out vore pics in this thread?Yeah okay one sample point. You need more than that to take your case, dumbass.
Meridell cheated
Xandra was rightTOTAL FAERIE DEATH
Here's your Neopia Central team, bro.
>>743730279Why do they all look like fandom OCs instead of actual neopets
>>743726924If Scientologists promotes fairies the way Neopets does, maybe a broken clock can be right twice a day.
>>743726924Thought it was more of a brief moment where the rights were sold to scientologests but they gave up on trying to make it useful for the religion and sold it off again?
>>743727273cute
>>743715284BREED
>>743696925neopets lost to Project Nortubel
>>743702179A happy meal was 4 nuggets or a burger and a small handful of fries that's not gonna make you fat unless you're snacking 24/7
Part of me feels like the only rational way to revive Neopets for a new generation is to scrub everything and start from scratch. Unfortunately, doing so would drive away the community that kept it alive for decades.
>>743732117that's a fairly small amount of food for a 9-10 year old, no?
>>743732062Cute!
I CAN FIX JHUDORA
>>743704515Nobody builds websites anymore since everything is platform based, any websites left are for business and bare bones. But I've noticed the rise of "Screen Sim" games where you browse fictional PCs and go to websites, essentially args in game form. I think that's borne from the longing for the sense of mystery we used to have on the internet.
>>743701132>masquerading as inclusive and open to all>open to pervertswhere's the contradiction? this bitch is dumb as hell
>>743715728>didn't care about Gaia>heard ZOMG became a thing>played it and Gaia for like a month>got bored and quit since Gaia works best if you interact with as much shit as possible and not just one tiny part of the site>>743697368I remember some of those CSS/HTML wizards making whole-ass custom profiles with their 10/10 anthro Neopets. That shit got me curious at least.>>743696925Sometimes I check up on whatever phone games they release, but every single one dies after like a year due to only adults playing it and due to the game not connecting right with your NP account. Still surprising when they release something new and pretty much every single one's like "here's your normal Neopets game but that one character over there has tits for some reason by the way", which makes me giggle.Still enjoy seeing the game's style evolve over time, mainly regarding anthropomorphism.It happens every time in almost every media with animals.>have animal characters>eventually dabble in making them anthro so they can do more shit that animals can't>excuses range from wanting to monetize more dress-up stuff, or they legit just want to take characters on more adventures, or whatever>anthro versions of the animal characters start out more innocent>all the characters are blocky, almost like they're afraid of giving them ANY shape at all>eventually one female character gets tits>then another one>then finally small tits become standard on all the female characters>tits are covered up 100% of the time>then one day there's that teeeeeeny little pixel of cleavage>then more>eventually full cleavage is allowed (if the age rating allows)>midriffs start to appear, and characters stop being so blocky>if the age rating allows, bust size starts to vary ranging from small to sizableNeopets did this, the 3D reboot of Webkinz did it too.Should also mention VG Cats, though that's a comic and I'm mainly referring to Aeris.
I was playing it recently(last time I played I was like 14) was it always that fucking easy to make Neopoints? I had made like 250k in a day and could have made more but I got bored. As a kid I would only play the games for points lel. Also this brings back memories for me because I still had dial up in like 2006 so I would post on the Roleplaying boards to pass the time. It got me more interested in writing I think
>>743704074Not anymore!
>>743735039 (me)Webkinz Next in pic.>>743735360Yeah, way easier. Lots of things were made a lot easier at some point within the last 5-10 years, so, uh, "recently".>>743732489I'm not sure there's a market for Neopets today unless they simplify it into a phone app with all the feeding notifications and whatever, like it's some kind of Tamagotchi, and even then they'd probably have to simplify the fuck out of it.Damn near nobody goes on a PC (or owns one) and goes to a website for daily fun anymore, it's just not a thing. Flash dying killed most of it, but social changes as a whole helped finish it off.I'm shocked that Carnage Blender is still up, holy shit.
>>743735872>Yeah, way easier.That's what I figured, I sort of remember as a youngin it was about checking in on various things daily and completing quests to build NPAlso, the only way I can see it making a comeback with kids today is to basically be like Roblox where they switch from static images where you click links to full on 3D but that would probably be too big of a risk now
>>743696925>gets bought and sold like a hot potato>Flash dies and kills the site>TNT spends so long trying to port everything out of Flash that a lot of the fanbase quits>site gets monetized to hell and back>all their phone games are shit/mediocrelol, lmao
>>743730539If you didn't notice, the Kacheek is missing an arm. And of course the Eyrie(?) in the middle has the skin disease they like to parade around.
>>743715728>gb2gaia
The only vidya merch I currently own is a stack of about 150 Neopets TCG cards.I have never played a game nor do I remember where I got them. They're neat though.
>>743696925i miss /npg/luv u neepgeg
Good thread except for the furry stuff
>fleeces scientology for funds>manages to not become scientology for kidsYou guys owe Neopets a little bit of respect.
wait i didnt get to post my pet yet!
>>743735360Everything has been re-released and all desirable items made super easy to get because the site is trying to milk the nostalgic female consumer base. You can get draik eggs and top tier bsttledome items just by logging in for a week, no joke. It was necessary at first because the economy was single-handedly constricted by a guy with around 50k bot accounts. But a lot of the long-time achievement items and rewards have been re-released and it makes it hard to feel happy about accomplishing things that are too easy. I still play but the site isn't as mysterious nor is the economy as focused on long-term investments.That said, I still love my pets and collecting merch. The bright colors and slightly off-kilter pet designs really trigger something in my brain.
Of course it's not alive, it's on maintenance right now silly>>743729542>Fyora keeps fucking up>Faerieland keeps getting attackedIt's honestly pretty funny at this point
>>743723349I tried to keep it alive during the Jumpstart era but the interest was just too low. Most replies were just "wow people still play this game?" It also didn't help that it was only surviving on /trash/, so it was hard to find new blood that wasn't degenerates who'd jerk off to Kass jpgs and then leave without playing.Most of us just made money from food club at that point, since it was the only thing you could even do on site besides bank interest and stocks. The autobuyers and bot situation had ruined a ton of the market. It's a little better now, at least.
>>743707521>neopets board game from good will it had random events and was family friendly
>they released one of these in Fortnite>still rock it with the most inappropriate combo like Adam Smasher or Art the Clown
>>743717791>the art style on the rhino, especially the face...was that drawn by David Hopkins?
>>743721298Pretty cool
>>743712832Would
>>743741595That's a shame. I remember logging in 2020 and being amazed at how stable the economy had maintained itself over the decade+ span.
>>743707521Buzz all the way. Ruki looks sick. Also who the fuck is Lenny?
I never really got in to it, mainly because I had 3 brothers who where spoiled as hell and one computer. Even still it was too limited for me. I didn't care to much about playing all those dumb mini games and it felt to grindy and limited. If they did neo pets but like, chao garden mixed with mario party I'd pick it up.
>>743732834What's there to fix?
Sophie mating press
>>743704521Aisha is a whore.
>>743723993your art is always a treat to see. very sexy
Didn't the TCG die or something? I remember reading something like that, but for some reason the store I work for just ordered a handful of booster boxes.
>>743727787barely anyone knew about the scientology thing until some roastie made a video about it and then a dozen other people tried to milk it
>>743704521Love me some Aishas>>743748480It did but they created a completely different one in 2024 that's still getting releases
>>743723993Holy booty
>>743749657I suppose that's it then. Neat.
>>743748574Most people ITT knew about Neopets and its history long before anybody made a video about it.
>>743707521Sex with Aisha and Shoryu
>>743696925is it ok to look back fondly on a complete scam?
https://ncmall.neopets.com/games/giveaway/process_giveaway.phtmlClick it retard.
>neggsweeper still fully refreshes the page whenever you click a tileexcellent
https://www.neopets.com/lab.phtmlTime to grow back your penis, sweetie.
>>743704515Adventurequest was like that (idk what it's like now). Exploring and finding secrets like clicking on a tiny cave or potion in the background of a scene was super cool.
>>743696925I don't think children are playing that. So the groomers won't be interested.
>>743696925what was neopets about?
>>743751532Battledome.
>>743751532Pets and their pets and their pets
>>743751532making number go up make grug brain feel good
>>743751532STONKS
>>743741595>You can get draik eggs and top tier bsttledome items just by logging in for a week, no joke.Oh, that makes me angry.
>>743751532Esoteric ARGs and gambling.
As a kid I used to actually like these character designs, looking at them in this thread right now is just proof that kids are retarded, these all look like shit
>>743751532Getting as rich as possible and playing dress-up
>>743696925yes, my god damn mom has played this shit for like 18 years
>>743750196I don't say it lightly but human men were made for female neopets
>>743696925
>>743727131you didn't play neopets tho, otherwise you'd know shoyru and the gay paint were both added fucking decades before the scientologists took over
>>743754287AGREED
>>743730279That's a huge bitch. She could just lay down in front of the goal
>>743754475>you didn't play neopets>neopets existing for decades before Scientology got a hold of itScientology only very briefly owned Neopets, in its EARLY stages. Don't spout misinformation.
ixi pussy
>>743755404Where
>>743730279>what is Neopia Central known for>oh it has a rainbow in the middle of it so that must mean it's a cesspool of mental illness teehee>shops? money tree? the bank? what are those?I hate these faggots so much. They should at least be themed after the brushes if they're going to use the Rainbow Pool as the main motif.
>>743756038It's like the New York City of Neopia, theming them like the sort of people you'd see in Manhattan makes sense. And to be fair, their uniform colors and logo are based on the Money Tree
>>743703779Grundo
>>743756493Thanks doc.
>>743756493that's better. Hopefully they kick those obvious self-inserts out next year and actually make a team that looks like it belongs in Neopets.
>>743707521As I recall, my main was a Grundo, and I also had a Nimmo, a Kougra, and a Tuskaninny. Or maybe the Nimmo was a different account to the one I ended up sticking with, come to think of it, might have been a Techo instead.
>>743719680Turmac Roll
did anyone ever actually get something from that really slow wheel game that had a lot of good prizes?
I should really get back into Neopets...Any tips, especially when it comes to getting map pieces to get the lab and beach.
>>743712440>check grundos today>no stocks at +300%fucking FAGGGGGGGGGOTS
>>743720686Me too!
>>743749657god, i dont remember the clothing being so slutty before
>>743696925Yeah we get Palworld threads all the time from the same five people.
>>743758662Check daily quests on the top right of the website on the scroll iconYou can get a ton of neopoints every day just from doing regular things like feeding your pets or doing battledome
some anon here drew my aisha for me a while backi've been playing since like 2007
>>743761025damn what a slut
>>743761025damn what a cutie
>>743696925You never abadoned a pet to the pound right anon?And surely you didn't bring a new neopet into the world besides your starter one when there are so many in the pound desperately waiting for someone right?
>>743761402My current account only has two pets. My starter and one I adopted from the pound.
>>743703779bori is the most furry-coded
>>743761629Same, I got lucky and got one that didn't have a nonsense name full of numbers.It's these two >>743712583The Xweetok is my starter, the Acara I got from the pound.
>>743761402Nope but when I replayed this around a year ago, I kept refreshing the pound and got like 6 cool painted pets (Island, Baby, etc.)
>>743761025Kuromi coded
>>743730624I remember when I got into Neopets as a really little kid I wanted enter combat but I needed fairies to give my Neopet abilities.However they were all insanely expensive and I didn't understand what all the moves did, just an enticing list of animated GIFs of different attacks.Was there any form of mechanics with the combat or was it all really poorly designed slop? Did they at least rip off basic pokemon mechanics?
>>743707521Buzzbros!
This thread is making me feel melancholic about no longer having my account
>>743754475HuhI did play it, it just was a brief thing back in 2008 or so
>>743762635I remember that spaceship mini game with the boss fight that reminded me of lilo and stitch
>>743759417There's almost 30k cosmetics out so there's one of basically everything out thereThank god for Dress To Impress because half of them are Neocash-only>>743761025Very cute magic cat>>743761402I would take pets out the pound, zap them with the Lab Ray until they got a cool color, then put them back in the pound for other people to adopt if that counts
>>743764068>There's almost 30k cosmetics out so there's one of basically everything out thereyeah i guess, i remember years ago using a exploit or something to get a shitlot of money, i wonder if i can stilla ccess that accont
>>743712620Why is the aisha pulling this off
>>743764068>I would take pets out the pound, zap them with the Lab Ray until they got a cool color, then put them back in the poundThis just in, a neopet trafficking network was just exposed, a mad scientist with dubious connections to the local pound was caught taking orphans to experiment on to test a genome altering ray gun causing terrible mutations!
>>743764068Dr. Sloth, pls go.
Does anyone remember a Neopets clone called "ZPets"/"Zeopets" (something with a "Z")? I'm going crazy because it defiantly existed but I can't find any records of it
>>743765373doesn't activate any "neopets-clones" neuron
>>743765373No, but I remember one called marapets, and I just checked and they are still online, with 490 players online even!
>>743765653how is it?
>>743765373Lots of web browser MMOS are pure lost media where it is likely you're one of the few people who remembers them.I for example, am probably one of the few people who experienced Superdudes, which is ironic because every fucking Millennial played Knugg Rally or Knugg Raiders on some flash game depot like AddictingGames but never checked where the game was from.They would have found a neopets clone with a great Arcade and interesting competitive community.
>>743765682Never tried, my only exposition to it was an youtube ad in like 2010 and the homepage just now lul
>>743765984i see, link?
>>743765791Speaking of browser MMOs, any loathers around?
>>743766014Brother... google existshttps://www.marapets.com/marapets.php
>>743766149i'm lazy, thank you.
>>743765653Another anon plays Subeta >>743717279There's one called Flight Rising but that is exclusively tailored toward dragons (and scalies, I suppose).Now I'm thinking to think of all the -pets I know.There's Dappervolk now that I'm looking some up. Leopets.Anon here >>743765373 was it Zetapets? I saw that mentioned a few times.
>>743696925This game taught me the joys of market manipulation
>>743766149not bad
When was the last time you fed your neopets /v/?
>>743766394I think 7 years ago?I left when the site theme began to change due to Flash dying.
>>743761797I got my Ruki >>743713643 from the pound, she had a very cute name that instantly drew me in. My starter is a Quiggle.
>>743766092I think I have 20 years in the game, I do the christmas event mostly, but for some reasons this years I was motivated to finish the sea quest missing 3 piece for the final set.
>>743707521Kougra
>>743766394more than a decade ago
>>743766241>ZetapetsThanks anon, that's it.I just wanna say that back in like '03 their password reset page didn't check the username matched the email, so I put it an admin's username and my email and got their password, then proceeded to login and sell their items to my own user for cheap.That's all I wanted to say
>>743766092I tried it once but didn't get far. I remember reading about the weird elemental system.Was this the game with the Bonerdagon, the undead dragon boss of the "Bad Spelling Graveyard"?
>>743766587Nice, I got the whole set, I played from 2014 to 2019, I took a "break" but the motivation to go back vanished because of all the limited time shit you can miss out on if you don't actively play, you know, rewards from special ascencion paths, events, IOTM and such.
>>743766819Yuphttps://wiki.kingdomofloathing.com/Bonerdagon
>>743765791A long time ago, General Mills had an online game called Millsberry. I think I'm the only one who remembers that before it was Millsberry, it was a non-online game site called "You Rule School." I barely even remember what games there were on there besides some kind of music remix game. I recall that I played a game involving the Cocoa Puffs mascot a bunch, but I have no clue what it actually was
>try to get the login info of some accounts of mine>neopets just sends a empty email for some reasonWhat
>>743767228Ah yea, I have vague memories of a friend of my mine making an inside joke about this and I think he was why I tried playing it.
>>743767239Cereal flash games were a dime a dozen, never tried any webrowser MMO based on them though. It makes sense that they would exist though, Neopets was paving the way of the "Grind the arcade, use currency to play the core "game".Does anyone remember Robot Duck? Was less of a web browser MMO and or more of subscription arcade. Most of the games were Shockwave and it had it's own chievies but didn't really have a central "game" like neopets.
>>743767076yeah that's why I only do christmas. the sea quest is permanent so I'll do it then probably check doable trophies and go back to yearly play.
>>743766394today
>>7437663942 years ago, I got burnt out by the non-stop point farming in the battledome for the void plot, very boring story too, the last good plot was Faeries' Ruin 15 years ago.The new art sucks too compared to that time, just look at this shit >>743712620
>>743719680I really liked The Last Smiley, it was basically Super Monkey Ball with emoticons
why did they kill key quest anyway
>>743726682They actually just added Habitarium to Grundo's Cafe.
>>743767443If you make a throwaway account you can provide this in a support ticket. It's clearly sending you something to the email so that's a bug, they should help with it.
If your account was idle long enough did it just get deleted? Or would it be recoverable if I could get into the email or contact neopets with enough evidence or something
>>743771325any email that i tried does that, iw ill open a ticket later, cant be fucked to do that now
>>743771385They did clear out a lot of the old accounts when they transferred ownership. Even my account I made in 2011 doesn't exist anymore.
>>743771385>If your account was idle long enough did it just get deleted?Something like that. My account from like ~2005 was deleted for inactivity after I didn't log in for a year or a few years (it's been too long). I sent a ticket or an email and got a response (several months later) that said something like there was nothing they can do to retrieve the account.
>>743719962Man i miss the level editor.That shit was great
>>743719962>>743771865When I was a kid, my favorite user-made level was one where every walkable tile was a TNT block. The idea was to maneuver carefully to reach the top of the level without setting off the TNT, since one false step would detonate the whole level. Of course, as a kid I never even bothered trying to actually complete it; I just liked watching the big boom.I even remember the creator's username for some reason: dookie5000. I guess I typed it into the game to play that level so many times it just stuck with me
>>743766394TodayYou'd think that they'd increase the inventory space higher than 50 after all these years
>>743719680Not a flash game but NeoQuest 2 was fun, even if moving around was very slow
>release steam mini game collection>Only has 26 games>Last update 83 days ago>Mostly negative reviewsIs it over?
>>743770457IIRC they said that lost the code for it when transferring ownership and because it was done by a third party (and they weren't getting back to TNT) there was basically nothing they could do
>>743773878Yes, the current Neopets team is utterly incompetent at anything.
>>743773878Pretty shit cash grab. Even for the idea of putting Neopets mini games on Switch and making a quick buck they could have done so much better.
