>You would be wise to join my gang…
fuck warhammer it is transformers for grown-up children i don't care about this fake and gay edgy bullshit to sell plastic fuck you and fuck warhammer.
>>743700306fantasy is great, 40K is completely basedfied by now
The most based thing 40k did was giving manga/comics powerfaggotry a melty like >>743700306
I dunno, dude. When the Emperor said "or else," it seemed less like a threat and more like a warning.
>>743700216No.
>>74370041640k will never be as great as fantasy because no skaven
>>743700306this is a video game board.
I like AoS more than 40k.
>>743700536Real issue with power level shit is that 40cukcs are retarded and will claim they're the strongest even in matchups when they get totally raped.Star Wars for example has lasers that make imperial armor useless and FTL travel even on golf carts while 40k slogs through space at pathetic speed that get outflanked in seconds.Yet you will see 40k faggots claiming 1 space marines can solo the Jedi Order cause they're all down syndrom children that repeat what they were told by Reddit memes
>>743700882shovels, dig dig
>>743700776>Yet you will see 40k faggots claiming 1 space marines can solo the Jedi Order cause they're all down syndrom childrenHonestly you switch up the Jedi Order with any 40k races and you get most of the writing in the settingSometimes you read that a space marine solod 100 guards without breaking a sweat in another you have guards mowing down 50 csm with few casuality40k is really dependent on the writers compared to most setting like Star Wars, Star Trek ect...
>>743700216>joining chaos>wise
Chaos are objectively the good guys of the setting
>>743700216Give me bird wife/husband and we're all set
>>743700882most of the jokes are older than 10 years. its the same jokes since the late 90s
>>743700882*BLAM*HERESY!!!!!
>>743701048Man, the art on the right is so fucking gay
you're gay and lame tzeentch
>>743701048I wonder who could be behind this post
>>743700216>The best way to worship Tzeentch is to actively hate him and try to work against him at all times to take back your freedom>Tzeentch fucking loves this shit and the blesses people who do soWhat a guy.
what would be the least shit chaos planet to be a regular guy on
>>743701346Slaanesh worlds wouldn’t be too different from imperial pleasure planets
>>743701164ok we need good art I hear you loud and clear
>>743701346Prospero pre-razing? Chaos in technicality I suppose
>>743701192Shut up, Tzeentch
Cuckstodes are fags that got raped and gaped by a wooden stake
>>743701048Sisters are so sexy. I would worship the emperor for them alone.
>>743700675I bet you thught GI Joe cartoons were made for the artistic values of television as a medium?
>>743700776nobody cares about death battle autism you absolute spergazoid
>>743701076you picked the wrong chaos god for thattzeenchers are all incels
>>743700216In exchange for what?
>>743703314https://youtu.be/_8T_xJ4bMrE?si=W4gG2CSTEvm6IdHf
>>743700216My giant robot probably can protect me from danger. it is very, very, very powerful and trustworthy
>>743703409>Trusting machines in WarhammerYou know there are reasons why AI is banned in the Imperium.
>>743703523Because you watched too much Alphabusa and pay too much atention to throw away lines some autist cared about?
>>743703204Of course not. He man, GI Joe, Gundam and many more 70s and 80s shows were made to sell toys. 40k was made by nerds and only became a big mini selling business in the 90s. The majority of people into the setting have never and will never buy an overpriced plastic fig.
>>743703523This is not AI, it's just powered by the collective souls of a lost civilization known as the IDE, that give it effectively infinite power, but not much control.
>>743704064Anon GW started selling shit and only invented warhammer later to sell more shit. That's why Tzeentch and Slaanesh demons are jsut DnD knock offs, because they were DnD demon models repurposed.Sorry that you thoguht they decided to invent wargamign for the love of the game, but that's not how the world works
>>743704234If it has will it's dangerous.
>>743704356anon the whole reason they call software "machine spirits" is because half of it is AI under a different name
>>743700216>Yo! Join my gang or else...
>>743704507
>>743704302This.It boggles the mind how anyone can live in a capitalist society and be retarded enough to think that people make things just because "muh passion" rather than because they realize they can make money off of it.
>>743704302>That's why Tzeentch and Slaanesh demons are jsut DnD knock offs, because they were DnD demon models repurposed.Uh source?
>>743704356Come on! it is fighting on OUR side so it's clearly good!Never mind the human screams or cutting a planet in half, or being powered by scared babies.
>>743704302I don't give a fuck about demons and neither do 97% of people. We're here for power armor and DND didn't invent that.
>>743704682Here's your vulture headed bird demona and multi limbed horned demon with crab claws. Straight from the pages of the OG Monster Manual.
>>743704646>we don't need noses for where we are going
>>743704807>Never mind the human screams or cutting a planet in half, or being powered by scared babies.Just about all of this already happens with the regular imperium. replace the word babies with psykers and you have a psi-titan. Human screams? Penitent Engine. Cutting planets in half? Sounds like just one method of exterminatus.
>>743704878This is artwork. Where are the models that they supposedly repurposed?
>>743704878So that's why Slaanesh has random pincers? It was just stolen without thought?
>>743705060Everything in Warhammer is a ripoff of something and anything Warhammer ripped off is usually a ripoff of something else. Nothing is original.
>>743704923Citadel made licensed minis for like 10 years before Rogue Trader ever came along, retard-kun
>>743705098To be fair WHFB is quite old and was released even before the second edition of D&D.
>>743704064Before being woked what did women in the IG do?
>>743700216Let me in a Tzaangor and Lord of Change orgy and I'll consider you over Slaanesh, otherwise I'm goin on team getting turned into a flesh harp over whatever fate the bird fucker has for me if it doesn't include bird fucking.
>>743705191>still can't post proofAnyway so you're saying that GW ripped off their own miniatures?
>>743705263What do you mean? before co-ed regiments? There were all female regiments of guard. It made more sense desu. Guard is very soviet.
>>743705263Basically it was setup as a minor portion of the armies. Co-ed ones were typically pretty rare so when planets were giving up chicks to their guard population tithe they were going to all female groups that'd often be armor or arty specializations rather than frontline meat grinder fodder. Co-Ed regiments were a much less common thing, for obvious reasons but did exist. They were mostly functional like other guard ones, and primarily used in Commissar focused stories, as a morale officer having to deal with soldiers fucking creates a lot more drama go figure.
>>743705060brother you have no idea
>>743705339>>743705378Cadia have co-ed before?
>>743704920Wiping every living thing on the universe, just to reboot it?
>>743705442I'm not sure desu. I think they had homogenous regiments too, but then Cadia became poster boys and got put in all the videogames and they wanted women characters so they made them co-ed. Not sure where the first instance happened honestly.
there's something about nurgle's aesthetics that hits right
>>743705442Considering that roughly 70% of the population was active duty guard it sounds to me like it'd just be one less hurdle to getting everyone squared off and kitted out if the men and women could be sorted out to any regiment, most likely based in the proximity of the citizen in question.
>>743705442The Cadian fit is given to a shit ton of generic guard, so maybe?The only notable co-ed I can remember off the top of my head are the Valhallan 12th lead by Cain from all his books. Any real story knowledge I have is all pre-fall of Cadia though, I haven't really kept up on modern lore in an age and just occasionally paint kits I think look cool.
awe he's smiling :)
>>743700216Sorry i am a brainlet, Korne is more up my alley or nurgle
>>743700216>slaving away for chaos instead of controlling itCucks, all of you
>>743700216And that's why stupidity is a virtue in the empirium
>>743705280GW ripped off literally everything you dumb sack of shit, do you think they invented elves or dwarves or orcs or goblins?
>>743703409>trustworthy100% chance of genocide.
>>743706095No shit faggot. Where are the models that they repurposed like you claim here >>743704302?
>>743705874>If you kill it, there's a chance a plague drone will hunt you down and vore you for eternity
>>743706074>control
>>743701048>preach the good wordHow many times we have to burn Monarchia for you to understand
>>743706074Hey Peter, how's your sister?
>>743706170in boxes that say "lord of change" instead of "vrock"
>>743706074>becomes a daemon prince
>>743704923>GW, already in business of selling DnD models, makes a model of a DnD creatures>once GW makes its own IP it uses the already finished model of a DnD creature they had I don't knwo what you're struggling with here. Do you want me to go back to 1980s and make a photo of the thing that became LoC being used as not LoC?
>>743706074>controlling itOH NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>743706074perturbo is 4chan incarnate, truly.
>>743707120Yeah but some of us are Dorn and his sons
>>743700882they also don't read their own books. I don't even mean the novels, the novels suck. They don't read the goddamn codexes for the armies they constantly wank off. The codexes! The sourcebooks for the whole goddamn game!
I like the wormfaces.
>>743707185indeed
Spamming pictures makes you come off as desperate
>>743707308Rangdan slaves
>>743700216Gimme bird tits and I'll bow to you warp parasites.
Khorne honestly seems the best, he lets his little demon guys keep skulls if they're good enough but I don't know if he'd extend that to humans, he just seems the least likely to screw you over unless you piss him off which is probably pretty easy to do
For me, it's the true sons
>>743707106So who is going to kick his ass this time?
>>743707709I can't unseen the Night Lords symbol being the same as the symbol of nhentai
>>743700216>Warhammer but better
>>743703295lol, based
>>743706942>Do you want me to go back to 1980s and make a photo of the thing that became LoC being used as not LoC?You don't have to as that information is readily accessible on the internet.The LoC model itself is from 1988 and was never used as anything else. https://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=0229_Greater_Daemon_of_TzeentchFurthermore GW never produced a vrock miniature https://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=Fiend_Factory_(Citadel)
I feel like these guys are scarier than chaos
>>743708138https://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=Official_AD%26D_(Citadel)>make dnd minis in 1985-1987>lose dnd contract in 1987>release "greater demon of tzeentch" in 1988you may actually be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, holy shityou're head's gonna explode when you find out Santa isn't real and your parents were the ones eating the cookies
>>743708424Shame they will never show up in anything
>>743708424who?
ALIEN BEANS
whats the deal with chaos
>>743709151Rampaging warp engines.
>>743709151The sea of souls was forever changed after the war in heaven, turning the place hostile
>>743709305Yeah but also its always been hostile because nature of the warp yadda yadda
>>743700306>transformers for grown-up children>implying I don’t also unironically consume transformers as an adultFuck you, pseud. Transformers is as kickass now as it was when I was a kid. How low T do you have to be to not see that?
>>743701163This fucking joke dude, I hate 40k fans so much
>>743700216>Tzneetch.pngnope
>>743700306It's greatest sin is that the game itself isn't actually fun.It's second greatest sin is who manages it.Besides those two things it's pretty okay.
>>743700536>gets put in a fight with any fictional setting with a magic system >shuts it off completely >mindrapes them
>>743709559Retard
>>743700416based fantasy enjoyer
>>743708925That art is really cool and at the same time terrifying.
>>743709559>literally gets killed with a magic kisslmao
>>743709770So it achieves its objective?
>>743700216Tzeentch won along time ago
>>743709824>>743709559whos that guy
>>743711127culexus assassins. Their whole deal is they're born with a gene that nullifies 40k's version of magic. As you can see, it's not an I win ability.
>>743709842I just think how pissed off the last remaining Old One would be, how spiteful and the things it would do to whoever and whatever it blamed for the extinction of it's race. I mean look at that workout, it's servile dino men are atomising that marines arms.The Old One would also be so terrified of being discovered by the wider galaxy that to simply gaze upon it would be a death sentence. Aren't individual OId Ones as powerful as the Emperor?
>>743711127One of the assassins. They are all jobbers.
>>743701048Humble is the funniest thing I've seen a chaos warrior called.
>>743711203>>743711256danke m8s
>>743707857I mean yeah.
yuh
>>743703751Ironically Eisenhorn lost me at the end when he turned Fischig into his new host for Charubael.
>>743701010Chaos marines are usually falling apart from corruption
>>743707857>Easy to Understand>Simple lore>13 different and completely unique factions.>13 unified humanities, completely distinct but equally incapable of defeating these factions.>no plot armor, no power fantasy, just pure Power scale>Without unnecessary edgy shit nor Grimdark nonsense.>Actually fun to read and with entertaining fights.>a story that is not confusing and gets straight to the point.>Sexy monster girls and human girls.We didn't deserved such a perfect work.
>>743712053>Without unnecessary edgy shit nor Grimdark nonsenseThis shit is part of what people like about 40k though. It's why the campy got toned down.
>>743712157Not much in Fantasy or Age of Sigmar.
>>743709483But I liked DoW
>>74371215740k really mess it up.https://youtu.be/HH6HUQ13Jcg?si=dXXTr-NRW0CTyAHd
>>743700776What kind of retard actually cares about crossover death battle shit? Its fundementally pointless.
>>743705874Its the trainers fault really.
>>743700216i would be a YOLO faggot if i joined your gang, if i join nurgle i could chill with my homies and be healthy and loved
>>743700216>join Tzneetch>random chance to be horrifically transformed into a daemon spawnWhy do people fall for this meme god? The other chaos gods have significantly better pros
>>743701076>>743705272>>743707667Don't fall for it, all Tzeentch's girls are manipulative bitches who shlick to screwing you over!
>>743713632Ego, they're too smart to be the one that gets fucked in the ass
>>743713836Imagine the feathery titjobs
>>743712127>13 different and completely unique factionsOk, in 40k we got... i don't know.HumansCyborgsElvesDark ElvesDwarvesOrksTau (aliens)NecronsTyranidsGenestealer cultsChaos WorshippersDemons of PestDemons of LustDemons of WisdomDemons of Warand thousands of sub-factions derived from these, mostly marines who all look exactly the same except for a recolor.
>>743711238Old Ones are Slaan silly billy, they're cross dimensional like chaos gods and belakor
>>743714113you forgot women in powerarmor and toasterfuckers
>>743700216Would
>>743707857What's it called?
>>743714194>women in powerarmorHumans>ToasterfuckersCyborgs.
>>743714264VERSUS by ONE.
>>743714113I'd say there's more variety in Fantasy.We have:Humans (Empire, Betronnia, Kislev, Grand Cathay)Elves Wood elvesDark elvesDwarves Chaos DwarvesOrcsSkavenLizardmenOgresBeastmenVampiresPirate Vampires Pyramid LordsAnd a new Tigermen factionChaos WorshippersDemons of PestDemons of LustDemons of WisdomDemons of WarDemons of Pure Chaos
I like fantasy more better because Dechala gives me the big peepee
>>743714610>Humans (Empire, Betronnia, Kislev, Grand Cathay)Oh i forgot Norsca, my bad
I don't know much about warhammer besides the Necrons are cool, and apparently one of them likes to prank people.Which faction is your favorite, fellow posers?
>>743700216
>>743714113>and thousands of sub-factions derived from these, mostly marines who all look exactly the same except for a recolor.Ok that one is true...
>>743700306You guy said the same thing about Gunpla yet all the /m/anons are dudes in there 40-60s...
>>743700216>
Why the fuck do all these Warhammer threads say I have to follow one the four curahzee gods? Why can't I just follow the Emperor like a normal person in that universe?
>>743715924You listen to what people on 4chan tell you?
>>743708424That’s because we know too much about chaos. They’ve been over-characterized, and now they look like a bunch of seething retards. To begin with, the chaos gods shouldn’t even be characters.
>>743715971I don't. I am just wondering why they never list him as an option?
>>743714297If you're counting inquisitors, IG and sisters as one entity you are being disingenuous. Nobody has ever heard of your weeb setting anyway.
>>743700306Yeah, you're right. It's just more superhero comics, especially with the Horus Heresy garbage.
>>743716064They are still humans anon.
>>743715924Because chaos is leftism/reddit.
>>743716139the most 4chan post of the day
>>743716103k and your 13 factions are just generic blobs since you gave no details whatsoever apart from them being so much better than 40k. Please take your ball and go home.
>>743716062Because why would a Chaosfag want to promote Corpsefags?
>>743716180Yes, 4chan would be loyalist.
>>7437162324chan is pure Nurgle and nothing else.>bitter losers>mostly unhygienic >revel in misery and despair >fat fucks
>>743700416I don't think Fantasy can throw stones when it comes to onionification anymore, unless you look at it like Harry Potter fags do where diversity-laden prequels just mean Dumbledore was a based racist who got rid of all the blacks
>>743716323Hey i bathe every day you fuck
>>743716375Age of Cuckmar doesn't count
>>743716323Explain /fit/ then. Hell, there are even some fit /pol/fags. Not because they don't love misery but because they want to larp as one of the roided soldiers in ww2. It wouldn't be 100% nurgle.
>>743716419I was referring to Old World, the mention of prequels didn't tip you off?
>>743715924We revoke your /v/ card if you refuse to be a contrarian
>>743716232Pretty much. I've been doing my damndest and I can't even think of there ever having been a 4chan OC Donut Steal traitor warband, yet everyone and their mom knows of the Angry Marines.
>>743716446/fit/ is Slaanesh. /pol/ are faggots too.
>>743716526I regard old 4chan choices like angry marines an excised entity, our own proverbial starchild
>>743701438>Slaanesh worlds wouldn’t be too different from imperial pleasure planetsMeme. Slaanesh is the god of EXCESS not sex or pleasure like porn addicts seem to think. Sex on a Slaanesh world wouldn't be pleasant. It would be wanton rape, torture, genital mutilation, people literally fucking until they die of exhaustion or blood loss... that's what "sex" would look under a Slaanesh cult.
>>743716189nagash is dead bro
>>743717140well yeah that's kinda how he became Nagash
>>743716187>k and your 13 factions are just generic blobs since you gave no details whatsoeverOk then.There are 13 Factions:Demons:Evil beings of pure magic, their very existence is an anomaly that breaks all the laws of reality.They are Commnanded by 47 powerful Demon Lords, all ruled and guided by one Demon Emperor, making them a varied apocalypse in miniature.currently however, 7 of them lie dead.Aliens:An exterminator race of primordial, highly-intelligent beings, their bodies are a kind of biomachinery so advanced that its beyond comprehension, but they are apparently weak against Mana.(Magic)Giants:Hominid colossi that are the epitome of physical power and brute strength.Their bodies are walls, their gait makes the earth tremble, and their blows destroy mountains.Their greatest weakness however is their limited intelligence.Very Social beings with a very Short temper and when enraged, their roar thunders the battlefield.Robots:Self-sufficient machines with a deep contempt for humanity.Intelligent and strategic, their numbers grow daily; their greatest weapon is their sheer numbers.Highly adaptable and with an overwhelming learning capacity, they adapt to their opponents with each defeat through Specialized Combat units.Neo-humans:A superhuman but arrogant subspecies of humanity with great strength, agility, dexterity, intelligence, and cunning, as well as a nauseating indifference.They would be the equivalent of the Heroes from My Hero Academia, but without the "Quirk."Parasites: An extremely aggressive, eldritch parasitic lifeform, capable of mutating any living being into aberrant and unpredictable forms.their power of mutation depends on their Host's power.
>>743717562Gaia's Wrath:Mother Nature demonstrating her stubborn and omnipotent power, an ecosystem of mythical beasts, monstrous flora, and giant animals whose colossal grove swallow continents everyday.Kaiju: A beast whose size reaches the clouds, its back to a constantly erupting volcanic continent, and its gaze piercing the soul of every flea at its feet.Its gait is slow but relentless, a natural disaster in physical form that molds the world in its wake.The Curse: A plague of contaminants, a product of the humans of this world who developed machines capable of polluting both body and soul.Physically, it appears as a black, acidic, and bubbling lake; nothing in this substance ever grows or lives.Their Weapons are Powered by the soul and Vital energy of the living, stronger the soul, stronger the weapon's model.Mad God: A supreme divine deity with the power to mold reality at will. Humanity is enslaved by faith in him, but through prayers, he is able to aid his devotees.He really hates Nilihists and Cynics and his wrath is something to fear.World Tree: A parasitic tree of colossal proportions that absorbs the life from the Planet that sustains it.All who see it faint at its beauty and magnitude.Lawless: An apocalyptic world where humanity is its own worst enemy. Morality and fear are lost in many, and these deranged, Mad Max-like barbarians are capable of fighting any threat from other factions, such as giants.Stealers and the worst Backstabbers ever.The Videogame:IHNMAIMS/Sword Art Online/Tadc?Not much is known about it, but it's likely an artificial version of Mad God where some kind of AM enslaved humanity through addiction to the game.
>>743715735Yes, those would be known as manchildren
>>743700306fpbp
>>743700882sad gas mask noises :(
by serving chaos and killing everyone your actually helping to eliminate chaos entirely. chaos winning is bound to happen, speeding it up just makes the chaos gods disappear quicker
>>743718107They also are the only ones who have a Happy ending.https://youtu.be/JU3UMa-Vjik?si=SqO0LqYY3b38lEuh
>alleged gods and demons who hail from an immaterial plane that corrupt and convert people in real space>confined to the milky way galaxyThis continues to be the most retarded part of Chaos.
>>743709365You were a kid when Michael Bay made Transformers 2
>>743700216>tzeentch knowedge and wisdom>eminates from the crotch
>>743716450And where is the soification of Old World happening, then? Last I checked Age of Cuckmar was the nexus of soishit as far as Fantasy is concerned.
>>743717614He wanted Details, anon.
>>743718854The female Bretonnian knights come to mind. I'm not saying that AoS isn't the nexus, but it can't contend in the ring of onionification if it was onions to begin with.
women don't belong in war
>>743718304>confined to the milky way galaxy *that you know of
>>743719620No, we know they're confined to the Milky Way galaxy, otherwise we would be seeing chaos xenos from outside the galaxy as part of the faction. I mean, if the warp spans the entirety of the universe, why the fuck wouldn't chaos xenos be appearing in campaigns in real space in the milky way, or why wouldn't chaos space marines have stories of them coming out some planet outside the milky way to do some general chaosing?
>>743719370Of course they shouldn't.
>>743719714How do you know the chaos xenos don't have their own loyalist xenos to take out first?
>>743719965By way of the fact that we never hear of Chaos marines showing up there to kill loyalist xenos and show the chaos xenos who's top dog.
>>743719714They're confined to the Milky Way because, believe it or not, Warp space does in fact correlate to realspace. Different galaxies would have their own warp entities born from the subsconscious thoughts and desires of those galaxies' own populations. The Warp exists everywhere, but the entities within the Warp have a limited range based on who and what they draw power from.
>>743720017Warp travel is still facilitated by individuals. Arguing about the lack of transit like arguing that the setting is stupid because any psyker could snap his fingers and end it all because he technically has that level of power at his fingertips, it's just a monkey typewriter scenario that hasn't happened yet.
>>743720051>Warp space does in fact correlate to realspace.Anon, that just makes their confinement to the milky way even more nonsensical. It's not like there's some huge ass border wall with sniper towers making sure no illegals come across into whichever respective galaxy.>The Warp exists everywhere, but the entities within the Warp have a limited range based on who and what they draw power from.What does that even mean? Are you saying they don't fight in Andromeda? That no one fucks in the Large Magellanic crowd?The thing they draw power from is effectively universal.
so these things were ALSO ripped off by warcraft? fkn hell
>>743700776The real issue is that both 40kids and power level autists like you are too literal and think 40K is a primitive setting because it looks clunky, but you're too literal to realize that while the technology as described might look bulky and simple, it is also so far beyond actual human technological capability to produce it is actually as advanced as any more mainstream popular, sleeker looking sci-fi setting. WH40K is the Culture without the Apple iPhone packaging in a far more hostile galaxy that can't afford feel good libertarian anarchy and AI/Minds to do all the heavy lifting, but no one is ready for that truth.
>>743720257>It's not like there's some huge ass border wall with sniper towers making sure no illegals come across into whichever respective galaxy.no, you don't get it, there is a barrier, it's called "nothing here lives for about 17 galaxies length in any direction" at the edge of the milky way, put simply the warp is calm and empty at the galactic rim, there are no currents or demons or anything beyond the galaxy because there's no souls or life or emotionsit's like asking why there's no fish on land if it's next to the ocean, it's because they can't be and there's nothing out there
>>743720395>it's like asking why there's no fish on land if it's next to the oceananon, we are the fish on land
>>743700216Fuck You Tzeentch You’re a NEEEEEERD
>>743700306>tfw i go on to a videogame board to talk about how mature and enlightened I amThis is a board for manchildren go away
>>743720310>is also so far beyond actual human technological capability to produce it is actually as advanced as any more mainstream popular, sleeker looking sci-fi settingNo its not, its own capabilities admit that its not, a key part of the setting is how almost every species is a backward shitty version of themselves. Go back to watching loretubers I guess
>>743703142>Sisters are so sexy.Don't some SOBs have scars and wounds from their constant devotion to fighting in the name of the Emprah? I know some books like the Ciaphas Cain ones describe SOBs as beauties, while other books say they're as attractive as Bong women.
>>743720765there are a couple dozen different orderssome are frontline fighters, some are civilian search and rescue, plenty of them run hospitals, others are administrators in noble houses to make sure the tithe gets paid and no outright heresy is going on
>>743700306Says the guy who owns star wars t-shirts lmao
>>743720247>Warp travel is still facilitated by individualsThat's kinda irrelevant given the nature of warp travel no? You're effectively taking a shortcut into a realm where time has no meaning, Where if a thing is a thing then it's always been a thing. That's why arriving at your destination when you chronologically haven't even left your departing point has a non zero percent chance of happening.>>743720395And yet tyrannids are canonically from outside the galaxy. Imagine being big bad gods who live in a realm where the passage of time means fuck all who sustain themselves on universal concepts like change and you get shown up on being able to go places by a bunch of hungry bugs with very real biological needs crossing a gap where "nothing lives for about 17 galaxies length in any direction".Embarrassing.
>>743715924>I have to follow one the four curahzee gods?So don't some chaos-factions like the Black Legion just worship all 4 at once rather than staying with one chaos god? Are there any benefits and drawbacks to this?
>>743713632Because Tzeentch is the Chthulu Mythos on troll mode and only the most based would join to exploit the rules and gain the magic delete button hax powers to rule reality.
>>743721027>Embarrassing.it's really not, there's a pretty big difference between "these living things went into deep hibernation to cross a vast distance" and "the metaphysical laws that govern our ethereal existence do not function beyond this point", tyranids aren't warp demons you idiot
>>743721046Worshipping multiple gods is like getting multiple loans from different lenders and trying to pay off each other. It's great at first, but once the loaners find out, they all work together (even though they are rivals) to fuck you over 10 times for trying to cheat them. You can use each gods power to cancel out the side effects but gods are fucking petty and getting involved with 4 of them means more pettiness will come your way.
>>743721193>hibernationThey'd need to know where they're going, idiot. Flying through space in your sleep is how you end up spaghetti.
>>743721256i'm always surprised word bearers get away with it, i guess they're just the chaos equivalent of clowns that make the gods laugh
>>743700216I dunno, this other guy seems polite.
>>743700776Why do people say Warhammer 40K V Star Wars when they obviously are referring to the Imperium vs the Empire
>>743718304The milky way is particularly retarded
>>743720257Warp isn't universal. Nothing in WH40k is.
>>743722361tyranids might be, apparently
>>743722394Theoretically yes, the entire rest of the universe could be 100% tyranids. Practically thatd be retarded, itd mean guarenteed bug victory, doing that would be as retarded as making it so the emperor created the chaos gods at the beginning of time, or there being female custod-nvm they might do that.
>>743705438The gods of chaos are not bound by our petty mortal notions of intellectual property
>>743722550i don't see how bug victory is guaranteed currently, the galaxy is surrounded and the tyranids literally only ever gain ground they don't even have some "great flaw in the faction that hinders galactic domination" we're just literally watching them dominate the galaxy right now
>>743716446/fit/ isn't fit, but yeah theyre slaanesh. No one here is khorne.
>>743722686It isn't guarenteed, but if they confirmed>yeah the tyranids occupy like 500 milky waysThen they win. Or the setting just gets even more raped than it already is.
>>743722686>great flawOne will eventually be writtten in. Probably a weakness to the color blue so the ultramarines and orkz can beat them
>>743722760Khorne is the sharty
>>743719104>female bretonnian knightsBy the lady that's some unchivalrous shit Repanse gets a pass because she's just fantasy Joan of Arc
>>743721304>this is Lorgar, we have deliberately taught him wrong, as a joke
>the emperor's two hottest and most gorgeous tools>one became slaanesh's lamia boytoy, the other was murdered by an absolute piece of shitI'm still mad.
Being a mail man for chaos isn't all that bad.
>>743706135Of course. Suffer not the xeno to live, amirite?
>>743723964Actually, that brings up a good question; What the fuck do "normal" people living under chaos do? Does the local milk man just drop off daemonette milk at houses that are covered in skulls and are constantly on fire? Does the local barber have an angle grinder for demon horns? How does society work when everyone is constantly pissed off, horny, dripping puss, and laughing maniacally?I feel like Ork society works better than Chaos would.
>>743705534It just killed two species for being insufferable cunts that were unable to get along with each other.
>>743700216What does he even do besides trolling?
>>743724090Under full chaos? 0 normal people, they just kill eachother all day. Under shit like chaos maurauder warbands? Squatting in the cold, raping eachother, and planning the next raid.
>>743724090That's the neat thing, it doesn't. Any place with too much Chaos inevitably crumbles into complete anarchy, and eventually tentacled anarchy.
>>743723552Fulgrim was actually fairly close to Sanguines in terms of caring about people. I don't know why artists never show that
>>743724276Likely because they want to focus on his betraying everyone and becoming a Slaanesh Daemon, leaving the being a good boy thing to Sanguinus.
>>743707857I dunno, I love it but it feels like it's starting to stagnate with Demons vs X. We haven't even learned about The Game yet. At least World Tree juice might pan out.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!MY SOUL IS SHELTERED WITHIN HIS GOLDEN LIGHT.FEAR NOT THE LOSS OF FLESH, FOR HE PROTECTS.
>>743700216nah
>>743700216>chaos god of change>can probably shapeshift in to anything>"bro, wouldn't it be cool if I just had a mouth in my groin, a dozen sphincters all around my body and a collar made of teeth?"This isn't even cool by monstrous standards, it's just silly
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!BUTTER FOR THE POPKHORNE!
>>743725406ALIEN BEANS!
>>743724090Have you ever played the Outlast Trails? Imagine that, but with magic prayer symbols and everyone does it everyday
>>743724941Blasted Hiatus
>>743706219>Vhostok Pistonhand
>>743724090>What the fuck do "normal" people living under chaos do?Typically, they don't. They die instead while all the cultists fuck around like retards until they either get killed, sacrificed by their betters, or somehow manage to pull some bullshit to gain the favor of the gods.This latter option is impossibly rare, because the overwhelming majority of cultists and cult leaders themselves are simply pawns of some other aspiring champion or higher up who's pulling their strings and will see all the benefits while the cultists just eat shit
>>743707750Eldrad
>>743705749Cain led the 597th, so named because it was an amalgamation of the remainders of the 301st (an all male frontline regiment) and the 296th (all female rear echelon/security regiment). Co-ed regiments aren't common or at least they weren't supposed to be until the modern era, even on planets like Cadia and Catachan where literally everyone is taught how to fight practically from birth.
>>743709842I know it's stupid to complain about, but holding an omnidirectional lantern up like that would mean you can't see shit>>743716323>that nurglessI don't have enough purity seals for this shit
>>743707709>Pfft. You guys are all dumb. They're going to be looking for the guys with the chainaxes.
>>743715830Gem
>>743718304Imagin being posibly the only life in the Univers and questioning why fictional version of the univers doesn't shit out aliens in every galaxy.There aren't exo-xenos outside of Tyranids because there are no exo-xenos. Other galaxies are empty
I'd donate my genes to a hybrid cutie if you catch my drift.
Which chaos god do you serve?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dup-GekLK0s
>>743717140>nagash is dead*nagash is death
>>743726960>Imagin being posibly the only life in the UniversStatistically speaking, it's impossible for us to be the only life in the universe.Now with that said, take a look at the history of our little blue marble and how many varying versions of life it has had within the past billion years. Then take a look at all those versions of life and count how many are actually capable of full on two way communication.Basically, it's retarded to think that aliens don't exist, but it's doubly retarded to think that whatever aliens that exist are capable of reaching out and talking to us.
>>743727050Efficient use of a marine.
>calm down bro i just wanna tell you The Truth
>>743727583>Statistically speaking, it's impossibleNo it's not. Highly unlikely is lightyears away from impossoble
>>743727583>Statistically speaking, it's impossible for us to be the only life in the universe.>Now with that said, take a look at the history of our little blue marble and how many varying versions of life it has had within the past billion years. Then take a look at all those versions of life and count how many are actually capable of full on two way communication.>Basically, it's retarded to think that aliens don't exist, but it's doubly retarded to think that whatever aliens that exist are capable of reaching out and talking to us.They might be, but let us pray that they are like us in the noblest sense.
>>743701048>chaos forces are overwhelmingly male>no annoying sisters of battle/ecclesiarchyThis is actually the best pro-chaos propaganda I've seen.
>>743727328kino
>>74372772940k doesn't do pic related though. Bolter bitches don't have superhuman physique and fire normal human caliber bolters. Also they go helmetless or have cool sallets.
>>743700882female space marines
chaos bantz are unrivaled
>RAAAH! YAAAAUGH!! AAAAAAaaaaaaAAAaaAAAAAAH!!!
>>743722760Most non tourist non crossboarding /k/ users harbour a pretty explicit love for blood and violence
>>743728579Is this achievable natty?
>>743728634nah k is tzeench, they think they are much more clever than they actually are.
>>743724090Some of the chaos planets contain vast legions of slaves who work the factories producing ammo and food and shit or get chained together in massive "prayer gangs" where they are forced to offer endless worship for the empowerment of whatever God controls the planet
I hate toiletmarineGive me a salamander game
>>743729004>reddit legionNah I'm good, let's go white scars, they never get shit.
>>743716375>Dumbledore was a based racist who got rid of all the blackswdym? He employs a black man as his potion master
Game theory: Cultist-Chan is the Emperor's childhood friend
>>743729281Le epissauce. I hope someone give you Gold
>>743728689No. He was on Nurgle.
>>743729281>Cultist-Chan is a perpetualEw, no.
if a chaos demon is about to kill me what's stopping me from just saying i submit to its flavor of chaos and then they cant kill me
>>743729468Your soul is getting devoured no matter what at that point.
>>743729468Chaos famous for never team killing
>>743705438Prince GAYnor!?
>... actually much more important to the Imperium's survival than the Space Marines, who really just show up to knock over some important enemies and then steal all of the credit, and have no centralized authority anyway
>>743720290imagine being thrown into a DEldar arena naked and these things appearbut instead of angry and hungry their beastmaster got them turned horny lol would be so weird haha
>>743729867
>>743729004What would even be the point? Salamanders are all about caring for the little guy and loving their families. You hate your parents and you're more likely to run over the first imperial citizen that ends up standing in your path.
I look like this and say this.
>>743707750Apparently he and his boys' latest expansion got stopped by the Iron Hands. Fucking Iron Hands with 1 named character.
>>743727328Damn
>>743714297Kek
>>743704894>we don't need nosesYou fucking wish. Low level Nurglites get to move around by taste and smell alone
>>743728579Why does he wear the mask?
My favorite chapter look like brightly colored toy soldiers and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>743727729>eternal damnation kind of rules when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's heretical
>>743728712>/k/ is tzeentchThey don't call it a magical place for nothing, anon.
>>743728426I like Sisters, but their helmets look like they have upside down knickers on them
>>743728426>Bolter bitches don't have superhuman physique and fire normal human caliber bolters.It's not that big of a difference, is it? From what I can see the universal standard bolter round is a .75 caliber while Astartes use a .998 caliber boltgun. That's not even double the size.
>>743732102Why did medieval armorers do this?
i will join slaanesh for infinite gay sex
>>743732321Keep in mind that is the diameter and the shell is also longer too with a significant increase in explosive force. People will argue that 'muh gyrojet so it dun matter' but if it didn't, everyone would use the full size bolters and they don't.I'm just saying they use the same bolter regular humies do, though they usually only use pistols. I suspect the power armor allows them to use automatics.
>>743732398Sorry, pal.
>>743701048You would almost have a point if it were not 40k, where having the wrong faith can literally summon horrors from the beyond and destroy a whole planet.
>>743722902The puritan doxx subgroup kinda fits i guess
>>743700216sneedandfeedhammer
>>743732653Formerly HeroQuest
orkz iz best
>>743732321https://backfire.tv/recoil/Seems like recoils goes up fast and hard. And even with the same caliber, you might have a large spread of recoil. So include space magic into that, and you can have a smaller caliber round that would break guardsmen arms just because its has been loaded with enough power.
>>743700216waitis that what he looks like?
>>743733103Would they even recoil? They're bolters, not stubbers. If anything I'd be more curious if there's any backblast.
>>743733434It's a two-stage rocket. There must be some recoil to get it out of the gun. Feel free to argue about how much, they are portrayed in all sorts of ways over the years.
>>743700306Really got the bronies seething with this one
>>743700882 Ι mean creative stagnation is on brand
>>743700306Trvke Warhammer is tranny shit with cringe woke blacks and girlbosses
>>743733424No it's fanart. GW very rarely shows the actual gods, but when they do it's usually just an oversized version of the greater demon
>>743733563>>743733630ah fuck the europeans woke up, of course they hate a manly setting.
>>743734108*gayYour setting is gay you faggot
>>743734169get out of the closet you projecting eurotwink. Do the noise marines make your peepee feel funny?
I like the little w40k side stories about simpler people but these days everything is about immortal space kings with an infinite amount of bodies scattered across the universe or immortal space apothecaries with infinite amount of bodies scattered across the universe or sensei shenanigans or eternals that travel through parallel dimensions or literal gods doing fuckall and in the end none of it matters anyway
>>743733434There has to be some recoil because of newtons third law. As long as the gun is stationary, and something comes out of it, that gun had to take an equal ammount of force in the opposite direction, since its gyrojet ammo, if and how much it speeds up after it left the gun changes things a little, but in almost all depictions so far, the bullets seeemed to have quite the speed going out.
>>743733634Why isn't Slaanesh pictured here?
>>743736450He was busy
Its crazy how badly space king moggs 40k.
>>743734108You do realize 40k is british, aka european?
>>743736710That's why it's woke I guess
>>743701076Go play dark heresy, bird bitch is the main waifu
>>743736450You wnat the pointlessy long version?>during End Times almsot the entier elven species dies out>as Old One predicted back when they made humans, elfs are fuckign useless if something goes wrong and can't rebuld population from a cataclysm>one of the surviving elfs tried looking for a solution to the problem and while meditating found Tzeentch who told him he can cheat his way out of it by binding Slaanesh and resurecting elfs by hand>with tzeenche's help they did it all, making Slaanesh unable to meddle with the great game and forcing his remainign demons to start a power struggle over the empty throne>by the time this specific fight in the picture happend said power struggle was ongoing
>>743706223>Darktide hobos have killed thousands of theseB-bros... vorefly update when?
I will now join your army
>>743700216He is the most chill of the chaos gods. Also as a fellow schizo auismo it fits my style
>>743730108BASED
>When Light of the Imperium starts blasting as you cut trough swathes of treasonous chaos cultists and other freaks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDBUXzWlcasChaos will never aurafarm as hard as the Imperium does in 40k.
-blocks ur path to chaos-
>>743739424I don't think they actually did anything that mettered on global scale
>>743700216You got any hoes in your gang?
>>743739780Unless there's some old thing i'm forgetting from back when mono-god wasn't a thing those are the only female models Tzeentch got
>>743739289>not disposal unithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni3CazygOh4come on mate
>>743736578It’s crazy how cringe this statement is
>>743721261that's what narvhals are for
>>743701438Stop listening to trannies, Slannesh is like the apex Cenobite from Hellraiser. A slaaneshi world would be like opening the box on a planetary scale.
>>743732102I swear there was an anime about this.
>>743741281Stormcasts are so cool
>>743716189Dark king bruh. This year for sure*
>>743704646Cuchulainn in ffxii reminds me of a great unclean one.
>>743700306/thread
>space marines are great>now let's place them in AoS to make Sigmarines!>it fucking sucks How the fuck did GW even fucked up making fantasy ground marines?
>>743736450Literal horny jail.
>>743741887They're the most popular faction there so they clearly didn't.
>>743742089I doubt their popularity can stave off AoS reboot.
>>743701048>fanart of Sisters of Battle always depicts them as cute tech nuns>official material always makes them look ugly or non-romanceable (Owlcat)I hate this, the Imperium would definitely have cute poster girls that they'd use as propaganda and the gene technology to mass produce pretty people
>>743742374I think you want the non front line sisters like sister hospitallers instead of nuns with guns for propaganda.
>>743742374And why would the propaganda dolls be in active combat rolls?
>>743740297Fuck Marry Kill
>>743737424Wait, what?
>>743720496Good luck on that project you are RESEARCHING in HOPE of satisfying your AMBITION for success. Perhaps you might just get that PROMOTION you are SEEKING. Perhaps some CREATIVE VISUALIZATION will help?Nom nom nom
>>743729234Admittedly my knowledge on that topic is spotty, I've never read or watched Harry Potter. I just remember it being a recurring meme back when Hogwarts Legacy was happening.
>>743717643>t. /v/irginironic
>>743721304They get away with it because they're balls deep in fanatical worship of Chaos. I don't think anybody is as dogmatic and and happy to serve Chaos as the WB are. Their entire thing is religion
>>743716323Nurgle is too jovial compared to /v/
>>743700776>AND THIS IS MY ARGUMENT WHY EVERYBODY SHOULD BE GAY OR AT LEAST AN LGBT ALLYyou dropped this, kang
>sucks off every demon in the pleasure palace until swimming in cum turns her into a monster>this is somehow not a demon prince or even a spawn
>will turn you into a Pink Horror for no reason>will cover your body in mutations for no reason>will give you space aids as part of a plot that won't come to fruition for 5000 years>will throw his top guys into the well of eternity just to see what happens>however you may get a cool disc to ride around onTZEENTCH ALL DAY BABY
>>743744757You don't get turned into a pink horror.You might get turned into a disc though
>>743732102
>>743727328>squidward's words to the khornate are still comfortingIdk man I think the red guy has a point
>>743721490That's the same thing
>>743741807Cool
How much would you pay to be in this room?
>>743739424Inmortal empires was the Best campain so far
>>743750554Average gay bar rate
>>743726048I imagine the struggle to get a proper name when everyone around you is either warp-crazed or emotive as a brick is quite fierce
>>743750554i would rather pay to see Lorgar deck that cuck Girlyman
>>743722637They are for GW
>>743727328MalalJOHN WAGNER AND ALAN GRANT LIVE
>>743750554Negative 300 ration scrips
Who would win Nurgle's strongest demons or 4 idiots of the Empire?
>>743751068could lorgar win a fight against any of the other primarchs? even chaos-empowered
>>743751240Nurgle's strongest demen deals with 7777776 idiots on daily bases
>>743751361And yet I can dispatch a demon with a simple las pistol on my Guardsman reject
>>743751536>a demonSo not the demon. Way to own yourself
>>743724941>I love it but it feels like it's starting to stagnate with DemonsThey are the Protagonist Faction anon, so are Humans are in all of Warhammer like Fantasy, Sigmar and 40kBut we also have some subplots about aliens and the Fans Favorite, Ginbak of Giants.
>tzeentch faga think they are the ones pulling the stringsLolLmao
>>743752001TTS fags post shit like this and then tell you they deserve to live
>>743751240Daemons are regularly defeated by some random mustached halberdiers in the Fantasy universe so I think the idiots have a fighting chance
>>743752001worst faction in the setting. they only ever show up to mess things up with cryptic horseshit the writers never have to explain
>>743751910Warhammer 40k is always about humans being nasty bastards who can't do anything but shoot themselves in the foot because they're written to be fucking stupid, especially if it's come from those fuckers of the Inquisition and Sisters of Battle who do nothing but keep the empire in a decadent state.Glad in If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device they are the villains.
>>743751910Elves were the protagonists of the greatest Fantasy books though
>>743752886But in 40k?
>>743752931The supreme jobbers
>>743752575>Glad in If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device they are the villains.Kek.https://youtu.be/ipU6F4Q7tvQ?si=MtaPLIIhxUQyJ166
>>743713836So normal women?
>>743739424>>743739525i dont remember the finer details but it was a case of "too little too late" in their last book when they get to a secret special chaos gate and Gotrek switches places with Grimnir himself, who had been holding a one-dwarf wall against daemons for all that time. That was Gotreks DOOM to be a stand-in against a never-ending horde, while Grimnir gets to go back to the Old World and start aiding the Dwarfs, but it didnt matter because it was too late along the End Times and the writers didnt bring the now-free Grimnir up in any of the other book series
>>743744818Screamers get turned into discs.You might be eaten by a disc, but you won't get turned into one.
>>743728634You can harbor as much rage as you want, none of them do anything but jerkoff into brownies. If the blood aint flowing it doesnt count
>>743752575The worst part is that there was literally no significant change until Guilliman woke up.And even so, he can't just kick Inquisition and Sisters of battle asses because, again, conveniences.
>>743739525Vampireslayer had them stop another Mannlet tier threat at the very least, and Giantslayer had them undoubtedly avert the apocalypse.
>>743714113Is also interesting how these 13 factions apparently represent something humanity fear as a species.
>>743700306Are you talking shit about Transformers?
>>743743782It's a similar situation to amazon's rope; the hogwarts game and lotr series literally cannot exist with the continuity of the 2000s movies without genocide.
>>743745061Yeah
>>743700306You dissing Transformer little bro?
>>743746898Dude...
>does Everchosen level job while only supported by 1 godKhorne is just that much better
>>743754996Interesting.
>>743729932Kek
>>743754278This is why i like more Fantasy.
>>743732520And that's a good thing.
>tzeentchian daemons show more skin than slaaneshi oneshuhuhu
>>743721375He seems like a good and trustworthy gentleman.
>>743760618clothed is always sexier than bare skin, but neither faction is sexy. they're more like gachi skits
>>743761656do cockrings count as clothing?
>>743757458Ultimatly he fails because he breaks the fundamental rule of Khorne "care not from whence the blood flows".His world ending plan got foiled because he chose 1v1-ing his nemesis over pressign the red button and then locked himself out of princehood for 300 years because he overly complicated the simple task Khorne gave him by requiering his nemesis's skull instead of literally any other.Even when he finlly realized what Khorne meant and got his demon form he instantly turned around and threatened to use it against the only guy he wants to see bleed.
>>743739669>got into WH earlier this year>friend got me a Warpblaster>wasted hours and hours on it>sits pretty on my desk, and I can't help but look at it every day and smile like a retardI love these little shits so much
>>743763091That's the real spirit of the hobby right there
>>743717562>>743717605Honestly, this is better suited to fantasy where all the chaos occurs on a single world.
>>743705773In Total war Warhammer they look more Cartoony.
>>743765910I think they chose to draw from miniatures (which are a lot more goofy) rather than art when they could to preserve your graphics card
>>743700216VAGINA DENTATAWHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE
>>743764930yeah
>>743733563Reddithammer fags are a lot like bronies when you think about it.
>>743768417More like Sonic sicne they're all about Coldsteel the Edgehog OCs.Or at least were in the 2000s, exactly like SOncifags
>>743700306Hardly. There are not nearly enough cool cars in 40k
>>743765910Even if you go with the edgiest GUO (forge world one) they still didn't look close to that picture
>>743765910
>>743750554What's the context for this artwork?
>>743700306Fpbp
>>743771316Rock paper scissors tournament. Rogal and Roboute are in a stalemate because both keep picking rock.
>>743771745
>>743771745lol
