ITT: vidya cringe
Cool Oliver. I hope he isn't killed by a drone in some hell world he grows up into where China produces death machines by the thousand.
A kid likes a kid game, the horror.
>>743712563Pretty crazy for a kid at 7 to already have male pattern baldness
>>743712751he's white, it's in their genes
What does the Anon who keeps posting this thread have against this kid?
Society
>>743712801Girl he fumbled in high school married someone else and had this kid
>>743712563DROP HIM INTO A VAT OF ACID
>>743712563Oliver seems alrightBut the Minecraft kid, yikes
did this little nigga fuck yo bitch or something fool why do you ritual post this every other day
>>743712912SUPER SHAME
>>743712563Vile hideous goblin needs his head crushed with a hydraulic press.
>>743712912At least he died before he would be relentlessly mocked for his obsession
>>743712850Sufficient reason. I retract my hope for Oliver. Have fun with them drones.
>>743712912>>743712985>>7437130371-UP!
>>743712563
>>743713072it even made him look demonically possessed.
>>743712929>tfw original article taken down by the mom and kid trooned out (probably steered by blogger mom)
>>743712563I had birthdays parties like this when I was a kid, not with video game themes but cartoons and other stuff.There were awesome.
>>743712929I will pilot one of those drones myself.
>>743713072What is wrong with you? That's a dead child
>>743712563Wish my parents were wealthy enough to make me a party like this when I was young.
any spunkgargleweewee game
>>743713270bruh, it's just some balloons and a cakehow shitty were your birthdays?
>>743713072>>743712912>>743712985You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, nobathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.Can you do it?>Medium mode:The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"- prize raised to 10 million dollars>Hard mode:All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious- prize raised to 50 million dollars>Impossible mode:All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn- prize raised to 1 billion dollars>Nightmare mode:All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn- prize raised to 5 billion dollars>Shane must die mode:All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues- prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life
>>743712563Who wants to bet that this faggot never won a single game of Fall Guys?
>>743712563>total human deathwhat did oliver mean by this?
>Seething Tendie thread
>>743713123>>743713252Is this better?
>>743713360>All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% seriousLost. Couldn’t even get through your post without laughing.
>>743712683What does the west put into their water to make westoids like thisChina haven't shot a single bullet abroad in nearly 50 years. US has bombed 9 countries just last year, and have been doing this shit annually since the last half a century
>>743713360I could clear medium mode
I unironically love these threads out of irony
>ITT: Mommy and daddy never loved me
>>743713478The US is incapable of winning a war and the entire world knows this.
>>743712563>>743712929back in my day these little cringy faggots would have gotten atomic wedgies and toilet baptisms everyday, yet now we throw them a party. sickening
>>743712563Please stop spamming: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/2G1XiRuflxOOL3VdpEAdzA/
>>743713037>obsessionwhat if he just played Mario occasionally but that's all his folks knew about him so they went overboard for his funeral
>>743713478>>743713559t. Tankies
>>743713459femboy luigi looking cute
God damn, I can hardly imagine what kind of hell these kids are going to go through. I guess we’re seeing it now with the niggification of culture, but I know it will get so much worse. What’s worse is I don’t even feel all that bad when I see a lot of these kids irl, they just get on my nerves, since the majority are rude assholes
>>743713459Mama Luigi?
>>743713758The ones who carry the burden of being right all the time
>>743714073>"if 4chan and its boards last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'"- moot
>>743712929>when you find out minecraft kid trooned outwish I was joking
>>743712929this one I feel viscerally because I "get" it. the kid is at that awkward age where he's too old for something this cringe but isn't quite old enough that it's obvious to either him or his parents.
>not white >single mother I never had a birthday like this...
>>743712912
>>743713360I had tears to my eyes from laughing, thank you for this bro
>>743713360I maybe could get through medium mode, but I'd lose at hard mode.
>>743713459back when ai was sovl
>>743712929>eating on grass
>>743713135>>743713143>>743713575>>743714185>>743714273>>743714487>>743712929
>>743714607
>>743714185lost the T, kept the smile. gamers rock.
>>743712563I wish my mom loved me.
>>743712912A superhero I can understand, but why bing bing wahoo? Even as a kid Mario was never all that exciting to me.
>>743713072lost
>>743712563Cute
>>743712929lol when i was his age my parents did something similarnot a whole minecraft themed birthday party, but there were 3 cakes, one made to look like grass blocks, one to look like redstone, and i forget the third, i think cobblestone or something like thatgood times
>>743713360also lost, like way harder. I could hard mode at most
>>743714648does he know
>>743713072MAMMA MIA
>>743714724>>743712929What’s with you faggots and Minecraft? I played it for 2 months in 2012 and was over it after that.
>>743712563The only good repeating thread
>>743712929>food out and exposed to the elements before another child is in sightthat chicken is going to be soggy and gross immediatelythat cake looks pretty stellar though
>>743714849people with autism like to fixate on things just like how you like to fixate on cock
>>743714181>if we use a scale that condenses its current lifetime down to a single percentage point, people will look back on it favorably!what a stupid nigger
>>743714687>a parent's "love" is theming the birthday of your child over some embarrassing fotm fad by just opening the wallet instead of making something yourself
>>743713360Man I only kindof give a shit about the money witnessing any of these are worth the hilarity alone.
>>743713072Full support saar
>>743712801We NEED to be raising our children to have higher standards and not place the need for individual expression over being not cringe.
>>743713360I would go in intending to lose and just enjoy the show. I assume the fight with nintendo will be turn-based?
>>743714849at that age i was more obsessed with gmod and cortex commandmy parents just saw me play minecraft or something and wanted to make my birthday a little more fun :)
>>743715037that's awesome. i assume you were molested?
>>743713360incredible post keep it up
>>743713478>China haven't shot a single bullet abroad in nearly 50 yearssouth america, india and africa
>>743714607she was perfect...
>>743715073
>>743715073personally i didn't consider your mom sucking my dick to be molestation, but we do live in more progressive times now
Nothing pisses me off more than people making fun or hurting kids.He's a little fucking kid let him have a fucking fall guys birthday.
>>743715248Coddling kids this much often causes them to troon out, so while I agree with you on principle it also has adverse effects. See this guy for example>>743712929
>>743715248>t. Oliver
>>743713072Jai hindi
>>743715345Its one thing to coddle. Its another to make fun of a 7 year old for having a themed bday.
>>743715146>Chinese are shooting jeetsWhat the fuck? I love the Chinese government now
>>743712929I’d destroy those carrots.
>>743712683>>743712741>>743712801>>743713270Found the tranny
>>743712563Threads like this is why zoomers are afraid to leave their rooms and are virgins in their mid 20’s. The human mind is not compatible with constant surveillance. Think of that kid on the Ring camera who was obviously having a mental breakdown and became a meme a couple of months ago. Technology is bringing out the worst in us.
>>743713360Definitely medium mode. I MIGHT be able to clear hard mode
>>743715447I ain't making fun of him, but when this guy got groomed by some disgusting people on discord and came out as trans to his coddling parents, they were probably happy about it and even encouraged it instead of trying to talk some sense into him. I am making fun of the parents exclusively, but hey I'm just guessing how the events might have played out anyway.
>>743715379holy kek
>>743712801To make you mad, and it's working. Block the MD5, block the text of the thread, block the site itself.
>>743714751I dunno
>>743715521>Think of that kid on the Ring camera who was obviously having a mental breakdownThe one in the trenchcoat? That was a grown ass man dude.
>>743714607Thats the same kid?Gawt dayum
>>743713360>impossible mode
Many of you are genuinely evil, lacking a soul.
>>743714884>another childanon I........
>>743715521No, zoomers embarrass themselves online all the time. They're virgins because they've been infantilized by institutionalized left wing politics in school and education, feminists and "progressive" values all their lives.I agree that how perpetually online everything and everyone is now hasn't helped though.
>>743713360can I come to shane must die mode just to witness it? don't even want the money
>>743716165Why? This is a relatively tame thread, what’s there to say other than kids like Oliver are at best future redditors or at worst future trannies?
>>743712683China has never won a war against another country
>>743712563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMU9uVQEihQ
>>743714073>boogieTHIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
>>743716165so?
>>743713360And where's the difficulty? This is just cringe, I wouldn't laugh on any of these modes.
>>743716412You are defending a thread largely dedicated to mocking a dead child and his grieving family. See >>743716165
>>743712563>>743712929These images are so old these kids are three or four years tops from being able to post here.
>>743712563My dad got me Robocop for my 7th birthday.
>>743713360I will never stop laughing at this pasta when I get to super shame
>>743713360one of my favorite pastas
>>743716453>Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to eat my chicken nuggets. It's my Super Johnathan lunchtime!
>>743714073Steam won
my kid is gonna have a Kirby party this year
>>743716554Oh boo hoo! Why the FUCK would they allow someone to take photos of their dead child and post them on the internet? And why the FUCK would they allow their kid to be buried as a mascot for a multi BILLION dollar company? You’re damn fucking right not everyone has a soul, and the retards who buried their son in a memorial to consumerism MOST DEFINITELY WERE NOT ONLY SOULLESS, BUT ALSO BRAIN DEAD.
>ITT: a bunch of boomers angry because kids nowadays don't care about their millennial franchises.
>>743716554fucking live a little anon
>>743716776>>743716880Sort yourself out. Your parents are in pain.
>>743712563FUCK YOU OLIVER
>>743712563Post the deathday pic already.
>>743716373More of this tard
>>743712912it's a trick question you'd get brain damage from resisting
>>743712563>>743716936
>>743716554and you are trying to accomplish some kind of moral high ground on an anonymous image boarddo I have to start with whataboutism to expose your hypocrisy or can you realize the fool's errand yourself
OLIVER AGE DEAD
The lurking gen alpha kids, ain't gonna like this!
>>743717035>basedjak tier shitI rest my case. You're probably 13 or something.
>>743716961
>>743712563FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT BRO... goddamn, I nearly THREW UP looking at the FUCKING LOSER... Seriously, the fucking Fall Guys t-shirt wasn't enough huh? Had to throw in the whole Fall Guys catalogue with it... The funny thing is, I could kick this loser's FUCKING ASS! He would be BEGGING and SCREAMING for mercy - POW! Knock his teeth out with a sudden uppercut - CRRRACK! Deal severe testicular trauma that would ensure he could never have children of his own, not that this Fall Guys loving FAGGOT would ever get any anyway - CRUNCH! His soft empty head being splattered on the pavement. FUCK YOU OLIVER! Enjoy your 7th birthday, because you ain't gonna see your 8th.
>>743716373>>743717138Why are nintendo fans like this?
>>743713252fuck off tourist faggot
>>743716373>>743716961>>743717138https://www.tiktok.com/@turbobowser54/video/7561149135437548831Was it kino?
Just remembered this.>be 4 yo>tell my parents I want a Pac Man cake for my birthday>show them a picture on Google (looked similar to picrel)>they hire some old lady to make it>birthday comes>it's modeled after the whole ass maze, ghosts and everything>the frosting tastes like plastic>throw an autistic tantrum about it for the rest of the weekMy childhood was so fucked, man... (not as fucked as Shane's, but still)
>>743713108subtle chuckle
>>743713360I couldn't even finish reading impossible mode without laughing, how the fuck could I sit through it actually happening?
>>743713360this makes me think of the gintama funeral episode
>>743717476finally some good fucking food
>>743715448I'm pretty sure the last time they skirmished with the Jeets they got pushed back due to how shitty India was and gave everyone that went there PTSD.
>>743713360finally some good fucking OC
O L I V E R
>>743713360yes
>>743712563Cool party. Id let my own kids go to chill with him.
>>743713252This is 4chan lil niggy.
>>743716568These kids are women now.
>>743713360Not only could I sit through it, I could even produce tears and really sell the sadness.
>>743713360I've seen this pasta enough times that I've become numb to it, I think I definitely can do it now.
>>743714607Would
>>743716373>>743717138this is the average tendie you're arguing with on this board btw
>>743717483If thats true, you should an hero ASAP desu.
>>743712563LMFAOLook at that fucking retard LOL
>>743717926I had no idea tendies were that based
>>743713478>>743716437China haven't, Israel did and it was world war 2. Drone strike is about kid being clearly a slav which is again, a conflict orchestrated by Jews. As for China, whatever they do is in Israels interest regardless since their only purpose is to destroy western nation. If they keep doing what they doing eventually we will leave in world where everything will be owned by Chinese and everyone will be working in their factories ..
>>743715248Nothing pisses me off more than people being happy and enjoying things.
>>743718005
>>743716793ok but WHY do they all look like thathas the tendie phenotype been studied?
>>743716453This video is based though
>>743712912SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>743718158tendies are mentally ill and snoyggers are brownit is known
>>743712912So long gay shane
>>743712912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zhgDsd4P4
>>743716453>cheerilee is clearly into him, horse pussy absolutely drenched>tells her to fuck off instead of sticking his face directly in her ponutSo is he supposed to be gay or something? What's the story here?
>>743713478kek its funny cus its true>>743718080who actually gave you this whacky worldview? does a local glownigger use you to test out his most nonsensical cointelpro tactics?
not exactly vidya but he might as well be one of you
>>743716373This is exactly how I imagine every tendie to look, specially the "you lost eric" guy
>>743718719ironic since eric kind of looks like that
>>743718527Never interrupt Super Johnathan when he's eating.
>>743712929this kid is 30 now
>>743714656>coderevery timeso we all agree the "learn to code" movement was pushed by "them" right?
>>743718527The dumb bitch interrupted his Super Jonathan Lunch Time. This is why she's going to die alone.
>>743718750But that is exactly the rabid nintendo fan lookSorry mate, I don't make the rules
>>743718962I know, thats why its ironic. Eric looks just like them
>>743713360>plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 soundsLost
>>743713360This post itself is far funnier than the funeral would be, I'll take Shane must die mode, I'm guaranteed not to laugh because I lost my son at a similar age, so beyond the shitposting I'd be incapable of being anything other than stoic in person
>>743713252You must be new here, I have seen people shitposting this kid over a decade at this point. I think he died in 2015 and he's not even the only Nintendo character there, there was also a Ness and a Yoshi there.
>>743719103Your son should have gotten an extra life.
>>743718559What's so wacky about it tell me.
>>743714108The fade on this thing is diabolical.
>>743719103Sorry about your son anon, if either of my kids died before more i'd probably kill myself.
>>743718572Is that a girl dancing? I can only imagine a dad and grandfather clapping if a girl did that.
>>743719103It's pronounced stoic.
>>743712563Yeah! Fuck this kid! You stupid cringe idiot! FUCK YOU!!! Great thread OP, loving it!
>>743715073kek
>>743712741idk man, making [current thing] part of your childhood seems to me like an easy pipeline to turn someone into the typical consumerist s01tardone toy or game are fine but a whole party seems to much
>>743712929you can see the 'tism on his eyes
>>743713459>>743713781>>743713847fucking LMAO
>>743718572This guy either is a married normalfag now or one of those guys at idol shows with crazy choreography
>>743716936trying too hard, newfaggot
>>743721236>t. oliver
>>743712563>NOOOOO BABIES CAN'T ENJOY BABY GAMES AHHHHHHwhy are you like this?
>>743714498I saw this thread live, what a fucking legend lmao
>>743721236>t.been here all summer Oliver
>>743718572thanks for posting this, I was thinking about this fag and couldn't find the meme for the life of me.
>>743714073This entire thing is super gay.
>>743713252Out of ten!
>>743716165It's summer
>>743716081>>743717908You fags dont hate trannies you just hate the ones that dont pass
>>743720898thisoverindulging is never good long term
>>743713252Look dude I'm sorry for saying this but this might just not be the site for you
>>743715627wtf
>>743714607Damn that's a sexy ass 16 year old
>>743718572
>>743714073moot banned gaymore gate threads
>>743712563Sincerely I like to see that this kid is having an happy birthday party. I’m happy for himBut this shit >>743712912 is genuinely disturbing. What adult right in his mind would organise a funeral in such grotesque and morbid way? How comes nobody stopped for a second and realised that this was a bad idea?
>>743713360>WWAAOWW owowoWoWYou fucking bastard, you got me.
>>743728645its funny because you are normally supposed to dress morbidly for funerals
>>743719103Sorry for your loss, anon. Have a hug.
>>743724397Always has been./v/ was one of the OG trap boards right behind /a/, after all.>inb4 traps are different than troons>inb4 traps aren't gay
>>743712563This isn't cringe. He's 7 and likes a game. You have to be like 12 to think thats cringe
All children should have their DNA and minds forcibly overwritten with my own. They should all be forced to have the exact same childhood as me. Everyone and everything everywhere MUST be meeeeeeeeeeee.
>>743728810When some Monty Python people died, they made comedy shows out of their funerals. I think some people are better honored with joy and laughter even in their passing.https://youtu.be/Bm2XPkqENaw
>>743728645"it's what he would have wanted" is an excuse but i think the biggest problem is not holding it privately. if my kid was obsessed with something and it was his thing i wouldn't be too opposed to having a little theming but why the fuck would you ever think people would take it 100% seriously if you had a niggas in cosplay and posted it on facebook like pic rel
>>743712563Was your mom incapable of experiencing joy?
>>743713360I think I could get through hard mode, but mostly because I'd be too embarrassed for them to actually laugh.
>>743713360i would not even be tempted to laugh until you tell me i need to not laugh, then i wont be able to help it.
>>743713360>the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 soundsAight this is my limit. My fucking sides lmao
>>743728924>yoshi fursuit>fat and BLACKthat's 100% the tendie fags airing their sexual fetishes out in public using shame as a poor excuse to do it
>>743728645There's probably no real way to know, but kids as old as he was are old enough to have very distinct personalities and interests. It's very likely the kid was obsessed with Mario, and was dying of some illness, and said something to the effect of "I would want a Mario themed funeral", talking about it like it's a birthday party because he has no other frame of reference as a kid. So the adults might have honored that request, even if they thought it might be seen as tacky by those who didn't know Shane. Grief is often expressed in some weird ways. If my son died, I would probably have a normal funeral, but if he said he wanted something dumb like Mario there, I would make damn sure we had Mario, even if it wasn't as weird as what those guys did.
Oh boy another of these threads
>>743713072Remember that era when ai was generating people with demonic eyes brimming with malignant lights? Didn't last a month.
>>743712912>kid has cancer>tells his parents he wants a mario themed funeral>"sorry timmy but that would be too low class for your mom and I">timmy: *dies*
>>743713478It's called projection, but your an antisemite so..
>>743728871When human cloning is safe and widespread I will replace the entire human population with my duplicates
>>743728924wtf is that a ness costume
ITT: my life is like a video game
>>743729209meant to reply to >>743728645
>>743715379total Oliver destruction
>>743716165Normiegroids posturing for "good optics" like you wouldn't understand.
I have almost 2 year old and 4 year old sons and this thread is depressing. If my boy wants a Teardown birthday, its happening!
If this was the 90s it would either be Pokemon or Spiderman which is just as retarded and was mocked by Boomers and Gen X alike.You're not special you fucking faggot, neither is our generation.
>>743716373That's exactly what I imagine "people I don't like" look like in irl life.
>>743728645>What adult right in his mind would organise a funeral in such grotesque and morbid way?Tendies are stupid like that.They don't know that you can't plaster Mario everywhere. Nobody want to see bing yahoo during a child's funeral.
>>743729401Yeah, call me unc or whatever, but I almost feel myself on the verge of tears if I think about these types of things now imagining my own kids dying.
>>743712563That cool for a kid, this is cringe.
>>743729552Can't even watch the news anymore cuz all the dead kids from rate diseases, drowning, shooting each other ir parents leaving them in hot cars somehow. I legit have teared up a few times
>>743729557I don't know how to process thisIt's extremely cringe, but his GF still did this for himThough she'll probably become a lesbian in 2 years like that other quirk chungus girl
>>743714607I cannot say what I want to say about this image without breaking several rules
>>743729251No, I will. Me is me, so me is better than not-me, because me wouldn't be me if me wasn't better than not-me, me me me me me, me me me, meeeee me me meeeee meeeeeeee me me meeeeeeee.
>>743729648Its kinda cute because some women do dumb shit for guys they like. There's still a chance this was coordinated with or by him to make le reddit post
>>743716453>feasting like a king and having a pleasant time with Mrs CheerileeThis is the life indeed.
>>743729557Do you guys think she fucks with the Morty mask on?
>>743715248They’re all virgins who have never even smelled a chicks hair so it’s not like any of their “coddling” cope has any weight to it. Just larping as people who know what they’re talking about
>>743713360I honestly wouldn’t have made it past medium mode
>>743712912I don't think that's cringe.
>>743712912Bro couldn't handle it when Nintendo said Mario and Peach were just friends. Learning his hero was a cuck.
>>743713360impossible mode is aptly named
>>743716165In a way I feel sorry for the kid.My nephew grew up loving Mario and FnaF, he had all sorts of plushes and merchandise.He had one big birthday party at 11 and managed to invite a lot of kids over. All the kids saw his plushies and start to call him a gay baby loser. One older kid (13) straight up called him a "fucking faggot".That day the boy's life shattered as he had to abandon things from his childhood to "grow up" as he trashed all his toys, put away his Nintendo consoles, and forced himself into normie activities like sports and outdoor recreation. He's completely miserable, on medication, cannot function in normal public school, and his father practically gave up on him since he feels he's going to troon out any day now.Zoomers and Alphas don't know how to hide their powerlevel. When I was a teenager there were a ton of normal looking kids with child-like hobbies like pokemon, anime, magic the gathering, My Little Pony but were forced to supress their hobbies so jocks and niggers don't beat them up.
>>743729818stammers through the sex going "a-aw geeze, aw, ooaugh geeze" in a morty voice
>>743729557I hate performative shit like this.It's okay to share it with your inner circle on social media but the moment you show it to complete strangers, I can't help but feel it's staged for the irrelevant metric that are reddit upvotes.
>>743713360I kek'd just from reading this
>>743713360
>>743713360>All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urnthis is actually easy mode
>>743729557How did Rock and Morty, of all things, get such a cringe ass fanbase?
>>743735090Ok so like I know it's supposed to be cringyBut like can we talk for a second about how fucking tacky rgb lighting isI was thinking about this right, you go to a poor guy's houseHe's got rgb toilet paper holders, rgb sink, his room is like a fuckin glow stickYou go to a rich guy's house and he's got none of that Cause it doesn't look good, it looks cheap
>>743713360I could not clear Medium mode.
>>743735090>Not pictured: Tyrone fucking his wife in the other room.
>>743712563Dude fuck off it's some kid who likes a game, one that is actually somewhat suitable for his age range no less.
>>743713360SO LONG GAY SHANE
>>743714607This is FEMALE actress Mckenna Grace, not the same person as >>743712929you fucking retards
>>743713360To be honest, comedy at a funeral is nothing out of the ordinary. My aunt's cremation was something of a farce.
My nephew had a Palworld birthday party 2 years ago
>>743736804Makes sense, kids don't care about Pokémon anymore.
>>743713360>hard mode>start losing it when Luigi does an acapella version of nes mario bros theme
>>743729209It's the right thing to do. Wouldn't want your son's funeral, the most tragic day of your entire life, to be roasted on the internet.
Someone post that one picture of a 4chan poster trying to ridicule a kid playing a 3DS or something and then someone makes a caricature of a fat loser taking the picture in the background.>>743720898this has been happening since before you were born. kids liking kid things will never change
>>743736803Was it half baked?
>>743712912>>743728645>>743728924A reminder to make sure your computers are password protected and anything that you don't want come to light is stored away somewhere. The thought of dying and having your family look through your belongings terrify me.
>>743712912>>743718431
>>743729209>>timmy
>>743712929That kid is trans now and his mother changed every mention of "he" to "she" on their blog. I wish I was joking.
>>743713360I couldn't even make it on regular difficulty but anything beyond medium is insane. There is no one who could hold it in there
>>743737765Seriosuly? That is genuinely surprising because everyone goes through that slightly awkward phase between being a child and a teenager. Nothing abnormal about that itself that might indicate later trannyism.
>>743736240>how does a show that sucks off atheism and science get such a cringe fanbase full of redditors?Shocker>>743735090All that money yet no taste. Room filled to the brim with performative bright colored lights just to wow the masses on social media.
I don't get it. Am I too first world to get it?
>>743717317Based Jirenbro
>>743712912Rest in peace, Shane. He and his father apparently died in a house fire.
The OP has be obsessively stalking and shitting on this kid for so long hes probably a teen by now
>>743733405true, I would genuinely be calm and collected during this
>>743714607>>743712929
Almost nothing kids do or like is cringe because they don't know better and enjoy it with passion that an adult can only dream of.
>>743722230Do you often think about fags?
>>743713608Janitor emails got sent, did you check?
>>743719103you had a kid when you were 6 yo?
>>743729557>old looking handsthats his mom
>>743740620i remember my friend really wanted me to play wow with him so i said fine ill do the free triali rolled on the newbie server and people said oh if u wanna talk to people u need to be on moonguardnever actually ended up playing the game mostly jerked off zoophiles
>>743724397I hate ugly women, too
>>743713478Another fun fact - Ameroids haven't produced a functioning brain in last 50 years
>>743713478>Imagine the westoid water drinkers in this thread
>>743712912I will never stop laughing at american cringe
>>743713252he died in a house fire lmao
>>743712912That's just sad
>>743714073funny how hilariously wrong this is these days.
>>743724397none of them pass. that isn't my fault.
>>74371815890% of tendies are manchildren and the remaining 10% are children.
>>743741269homelander vibes>b-b-but he has no superp-just at the end of the show then when he offered to eat shit
>>743741269love how he thinks hes hot shit standing there
>>743712563These threads always make me sad
>>743712563Tradcucks will suck this little muh bloodline faggot off instead of going back to xitter and crying about jeets and juice to simp for some hecking based 1/10 “man of culture” plapjak
>>743713252I agree it's in incredibly poor taste. The picture is incredibly cringe and then you realize it's a child in there and I can't tell if I want to laugh or cry. Just tragic and sad. People here like to be miserable.
>>743740710elaborate
I, too, was never cringe when I was seven.
>>743730758And those kids are trannies now as well genius
>>743713360>All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urnI'd die on the fucking spot if this happened good lord anon
>>743713360This pasta never fails to bring me to tears Jesus Christ
>>743713478lmao westaboos BTFO
>>743741502>AND WILL DIE ALONE>bloated miller: Die!
>say, "What the fuck does everyone in this kingdom just want sex all the time"The King's grip on your arm tightens, his white hair swaying as he shakes his head slightly. "Whoa, okay, maybe not the most tactful—"But the damage is done. Other customers near the stall turn to stare, and the girl's face flushes red with humiliation. She stumbles backward, nearly tripping over a crate of oranges.>jerk off in front of everyone and cum on the entire crowd "here you go cum for everyone your sex-crazed perverts!"The stall erupts into chaos.You're hardly finished speaking before the people nearest to you start backing away in horror. Some scream, others stumble over one another, bumping into tables and knocking over produce. The melon girl looks utterly shell-shocked, her entire body frozen in place as your cum arcs through the air, splattering against clothing and faces in streaks of white.The King grabs your tunic with both hands, pulling you backward as the catgirl sweeps up in front of you, her tail bristling defensively. "OH FUCK NO—" the catgirl hisses, but it's too late. People are already shrieking, some pointing accusingly while others simply gape in stunned disbelief.>spin around like a helicopter while cumming on everyone around me. it's so much cum, some people start to drown.Your body moves of its own accord, a swirling, cum-spinning monstrosity in the middle of the market. It's a scene from hell—literally. Your seed arcs out in great, spiraling plumes, coating everything within reach. The market turns into a writhing mass of panic as people try to flee, but you're too fast, your ejaculation too relentless. Some are drenched to the point of collapse, others struggle to breathe as your torrent washes over them.A woman stumbles, hitting the ground with a wet splash as your cum floods around her. A man screams, arms flailing, his eyes wide as he drowns in your fertility.
I don't understand. I went to public middle school/high school in the late 2000's and early 2010's and I never saw anyone get bullied for their interests ever. There were kids that were open about them too. What gives?
>>743742525you have to grow up in a society filled with niggers to understand. niggers are the ones who will try to single our weak/nerdy individuals and torture them, sometimes to death. people hating on kids showing their cringy interested is unironically a defense mechanism, a futile attempt at saving the kid from later nigger torture.
>>74371336050/50 that i can make it through hard mode
>half the thread is screaming about americanswhat blew up in Russia today? or is it just dead Iranian babies?
>>743742634My schools were suburban and mostly Latino and white. Checks out. I think I only saw one fight the entire time too.
>>743729049>So the adults might have honored that request, even if they thought it might be seen as tacky by those who didn't know Shane.I'd argue this is the perfect reason to honor the request. When you're forced to navigate the grief of losing a child, everything else stops mattering. Like, especially giving a fuck what other people would think of how you decorate your child's casket.
>>743714696>Even as a kid Mario was never all that exciting to me.Probably because you had shit taste and preferred some spandex-wearing faggot over a hard-working, blue collar man with denim and facial hair.
>>743712683When was the last time China attacked a foreign nation?
>>743737661feels good not being an abominable freak with deeply mentally disturbed kinks or habits.
>>743743375alhamdillilah! how does the global intifada go?
>>743743756The pot is mocking the kettle in this pic, it's almost funny.
>>743743578China is attacking other nations non stop through various means such as spying on every country through the electronics they export to chemical and psychological warfare.
>>743743756Putin has mastered the art of projection lmaono wonder he's losing in Ukraine
>>743744125>Russians>whiteit's like saying aryan african
>>743715513>>743720898bunch of non verbal retards here. let kids have fun, idiots. as if you didnt make cringe things your entire personality as a kid. they will eventually grow up and mature and become bitter like your asses. take a look at yourself and ask why youre so miserable that the happiness of a little, pure child makes you so angry
>>743712563that's fine tho!
>>743729648>Though she'll probably become a lesbian in 2 years like that other quirk chungus girlthe what
>>743744293>russians>white>europeanchoose one, /pol/nigger
>>743713459>I'm-a-fine!
>>743737661Oh no, the shameless discord gooner is afraid of being seen as a freak.
>>743743610>>743745234>heh, I don't watch anime or stash regular porn. You're just a degenerate.Liars
>>743745141>UR A TRANIEcaustic
>>743713360listen, I understand just how much more 1 billion is to 50 million, but I simply can't do it.
>>743736343cheap and tacky decoration is something that was invented and popularized by rich imbeciles you absolute buffoon
>>743745671Are all gooners just failed normal fags?
>>743745914don't get exploded by a drone, Ivan lmao
>>743712563Based Ollie, I hope he had a nice day
>>743713360I think if it was just constant bullshit I could sit through it without laughing. However if the funeral was completely normal except the casket. And at the end during the actual cremation I would hear the : ''WOOOOAAAAAOOOWWW'' then I would break 100%
>>743729721why do americans act like 18 is the age of consent in every state?
>>743717138Soul, I think about this webm sometimes
>>743746371actually, only Putin grinds his people into paste, but nice try. Hope you have enough cash to bribe the draft office
>>743717483>Googled something at 4 years oldYour gen didn't have a chance
>>743745141whatever you say 'sasha'
>>743714073Always sad to see this image. And knowing how all those people on the pro-gamergate side either switched sides or turned into massive faggots on their own. Not a single one remained.
>>743741697So moon guard is the erp realm, I was warned about thisBut whatever I've written erotica before I can erp Right?Turns out moon guard regulars are extremely freakyI play a druid cause it's the only class I know how to play as I mained a bear tank in turtleI picked worgen cause more forms plus cool werewolfTurns out feral druid as a worgen is like the best furry rp in the entire gameThey wanted me in werewolf form but they would be like shaman in dog form and they wouldn't use human NPCs to erp with theyd use horsesI gotta say I've never thought about dog or horse anatomy and now that I'm not playing wow I will never think about it again
>>743713360I'd lose on anything hard and above
>>743746813R u including Jim in that cause he's on there
>videogames
>>743743834Did you get that mixed up with the US?
>>743714073Did Vivian's game ever get made?
>>743717317That part.
The freaks who post this picture look at it more than the family involved does. Genuinely get some help.
>>743746916Dude turned into yet another Christian larper after he cried over Charlie Kirk for an entire stream. But there were signs of faggotry before that too with all the cringey Anime/v-tuber stuff.
>>743747079see>>743743964how do you know a BRICSfag is projecting?he opens his mouth!
>>743747182>muhhh larpIt’s hilarious how all the people who invent these gay terms like “grift” all turn out to be the people who are stealing trillions from their own “i totally love niggers!!” programs
>>743747182Kirk named the jew. He's fine by me.
>>743712912Its not that they have a Mario themed paraphernalia on the casket and the dysgenic freaks are dressed as Mario characters...its the fact that its an open casket of a goddamn kid. Like who the fuck does that? No one close to the family or even a run-of-the-mill human being wants to see a dead child. Much less a dead child dressed as some literal cereal box mascot.
>>743712563You guys call it cringe, but I wish my parents did stuff like that for my birthday party. It shows a level of thoughtfulness beyond, "Here's your cake and your presents. Bye."
>>743712929I'm too autistic to understand why a 10 year old having a minecraft party is cringe.
>>743714656>(((Marx)))
>>743712563/v/ - 40 year old men parasocial cyberbullying children and the mentally disabled
>>743747361I think the fact that he got killed over an opinion should have been mentioned more by certain people on the right. Instead of deifying the man himself. >>743747330Once you get older you kinda realize all of them are a bunch of grifters. And Metokur used to agree with that statement before he went all gay.
>>743741668Agreed fellow redditor, have an upvote! And remember: Trans rights are human rights!
>>743712683I think everyone understands that it's global jewry who are the threat. Chicoms doesn't work any more.
>>743746842>I've never thought about dog or horse anatomyweak.what are you even doing on 4chan?
>>743747660problem?
>>743728924Why is the big bitch in a Ness costume? I know Ness is a fat kid, but he's also not a faggot and not a woman.
>>743717483>Parents decide to indulge your autism>Kind lady take the time of her day to do research about the game you want made into a cake>Probably have recollections of herself playing pacman as a kid and remembers what the game was about>Decided to up a notch and makes an entire level size cake to make you happy (and to showoff her skills)>Your parents proudly show you the cake>You throw an autistic meltdown over itI'd have beaten so hard that day you'd still remember it to this day too, and you'd never get another birthday cake until you were 14 at the very least you retarded sperg.
>>743747216Retard NATO bot - he's clearly in support of Ukraine.
You want actual cringe?https://youtu.be/DKDDZHCaopI
>>743712563Adults making fun of little kids and calling them "cringe" because of their hobbies. The embodiment of /v/.
>>743748593what does this have to do with Putin being a laughingstock and Russians being niggers?
>>743729090These are made by bots surely? Why the hell would an actual human do this? Anyway I'm glad the new captcha system is working so well and that I'm flagged as a spammer and forced to use an email to post for no reason while this happens!
>>743712912Mama mia...
>>743712563That kid should be 20+ by now and have a kid of his own.
>>743747365
>>743737082>this has been happening since before you were born. kids liking kid things will never changetrue but you have to take in consideration that now people get targeted by globohomo to sell crap and kids are not an exception>>743744542>kid party with themed [brand] is le happinessif u cant see the problem then its to late for (you)>so angryprojecting
OP keeps posting the same thread laughing at the same kid, what a truly miserable existence. I actually cringe every time I see OP
>>743713360I could do hard mode. I would just focus really hard on the fact it's a dead kid and basically just try to ignore the guys in the costume. There's no way I get through the fire sound effect of Impossible Mode; it's the Icarus killer and I'm not too proud to admit my weakness.
Stop making this thread you fucking psychopathic child molester.
>>743747474One birthday I just got a note from my parents saying "We love you, but we don't have any money."
>>743713037It was disrespectful of his parents to do it.>>743714073My beautiful wife Boxxy.
>>743713037Do you even hear yourself you inbred mongrel? Obsession? It's a kid who liked mario games
>>743750218>child molesterHow can you tell he owns a Switch?
>>743715146They dont let the soldiers on the Indian border have guns, they gotta make due with rocks and iron clubs because otherwise the tensions would escalate uncontrollably. IIRC India's in on the deal too, but idk if it's an official treaty or anything.
>>743720898The fuck are you talking about? Did you not have Spider-Man themed birthday parties as a kid?
This bait always working even after being posted the 1000th time is proof that /v/ is a revolving door of newfag tourists.
>>743712912I just can't laugh at this, no matter how often I've seen this posted over the years. Seems my heart isn't entirely shrivelled yet.
>>743712563leave the kid alone he's just having fun. stop being angry that your parents hate you
>>743712683you're fucking retarded if you think China can do anything but kill their own citizens.
>>743715146the last time China fought India they lost. fucking India!
>>743713349We ate birthday gruel and we were grateful.
>>743751452How much is Oliver paying his internet defense force?
>>743712912I guess he binged his last wahoo
>>743751692We are all employed by Oliver here
>>743751692you never had a good birthday did you? my mom got me a super saiyan trunks cake for my golden birthday
>>743712912Didn't get to experience PalworldShame
>>743751720that's not even a pun you retarded nigger
>>743743578they poke every nation they see all the time.
>>743728924>Korean Mario Bros> SSS (Super Shane's Sister) >Fatsuit Jessica Chastain>Lesbian Ness>Black YoshiNightmare or dream blunt rotation
>>743724397This is core truth of the tranny issue.You are your preferred gender if you pass. If you dont, you are the gender you born with. Non-binary folks fall into the later category because there are only two genders. Pick a lane and stfu.
>>743751428you don't need to virtue signal on the horseshoe theory gay nazi website fag
>Haha this kid is having a birthday, isn't that so cringe?>Haha its a dead kid? So funnySharty is leaking again.
>>743748734This. Cringe only really works if it's a late teen/adult doing something stupid, because they're old enough to know better. What's so cringy about a kid having a birthday party themed around their favorite game? What's so cringy about a six year old dressing up as their favorite character from Pokémon? What the fuck is so cringy about having a Mario themed funeral for a little kid who probably loved Mario and had friends/equally aged relatives who felt the same?Don't get me wrong, ancillary pasta like >>743713360 is funny in a far-removed kind of way. But if you were actually at that funeral, what would you have to gain from mocking that dead kid and his family by calling the whole thing cringe?Yeah, yeah, soi tranny reddit, etc.
>kid has a fun and joyful childhood>/v/ seethes
>>743712751You should look up America's airborne bio-weapon Corona and what it does to people. Scientists have already confirmed it transfers from parent to child.
>>743740021Yeah, they said you should kill yourself.
I can tell from this thread how much the average /v/tard hates that they got into videogames and likely got bullied as a kid for their interests and now wants to bully others as a form of revenge
This thread is STILL alive?I'm impressed, faggots.
Doesn't it just feel incredibly vapid that when a parent sees their child like one thing, they oversaturate their life with that exact one thing to the point where they get absolutely sick of it?People just never fucking learn how to connect with their kids, especially if you're a parent that uses more of their time on their "career" than on their kids.Let your kid have an array of interests, don't make them into a "Minecraft/Fortnite child".And it's all just rooted in materialistic consumerism. Buy all the shit, all the minecraft cakes, balloons, toys, clothes and crapTake a fucking WALK with your kid every once in a while, holy shit.
>>743752982How do you know it's the parents pushing the thing and it's not the kid who is completely obsessed with it?
>>743713360>>743712912I could do this easily because it's a fucking dead Kid's funeral.Why does /v/ try and play 'muh feels' about sad shit when you're making fun of a dead child?
>>743752982>walk with child>you wont believe what happened in fortnite/minecraft today!!like interacting with your kid is important but whenever my parents asked about my day i just talked about the videogame i played or played football with my friends when i was very youngkids really arent that deep at a young age the array of interest tends to grow with the age of the childits totally fine having a vidya themed birthdayparty at 7lurking a video game board a lot when you are 18+ is far weirder
>>743743578Invaded Vietnam in 1979.
>>743753459Why do parents always introduce their kids to faggy games like minecraft or fortnite?Give your kid Sims 1 or Age of Empires at an early age and they'll grow into a magnificent being.
>>743738682that girl is cute
>>743753994Nah, kid will go to class and there the other kids will be talking about minecraft, FNAF, fortnite or whatever friendslop is FOTM then.
>>743754070imagine putting your kid through a public schoolexactly the type of parent that spends more time on their job than their kid
>>743754239>having kids and caring for themkinda cucked ngl
>>743716753Based
nobody posts septic 5 here anymore
>>743713459I like that he just comes out of the coffin inexplicably and the corpse stays put
>>743713360>Impossible mode
>>743713559Venezuela is currently the personal fief of Donald J. Trump being administered by his viceory Marco Rubio. I think the Venezuelans may beg to differ.Also we have completely destroyed Iran's conventional military forces and wiped out literally all their prior leadership.
>>743716373This is painful
>>743744542>just let guy shit his pants in public and drip it all over the floors retard! He's just having fun with his life
>>743717650It's a repost, dumb fuck
>>743755562If a kid is shitting his pants in public, either he has bowel issues that you as a parent must fix or he got molested and that's something you fix so he doesn't do it in the future.If an adult is shitting his pants in the public that means he has issues and that their parents failed to raise him.None of those have to do with having videogames as a hobby as a child
>all the moralfags in this threaddid you retards forget what fucking site this is? if you want to fucking cry about a bunch of stupid kids obsessing over fucking video games to the point the make a giant fucking spectacle of themselves in public, maybe you should go back to plebbit with all the other reject tendie manchild cucks that dont give a shit about having dignity
>>743712912>gets buried>world 1-2 music starts playing
>>743756431
>>743712912>this>is a FUCKING funeral>dedicated>to a NO TALENT>SCRUB ASS BITCH OF A NIGGA>named Shane>Shane>HEROICALLY>took his own life>after losing in straight sets to king bbc Oliver in Smash>WHO WAS USING PIRANHA PLANT>WHAT THE FUCK SHANE YOU WAS MARIO>GODDAMN NIGGA>Oliver couldn't here today because it's his birthday>Shane's mama couldn't be here neither because she's suckin' Oliver's dick while he's playing fall guys or someshit>fuck I wanna go to Oliver's party too>let's stick this bitch in the dirt and jet>ashes to ashes>scrub to scrub>get that ass permanently banned from this existence, faggot
>>743756207being a grown ass man and shitting on retarded kids for being retarded is arguably gayer & lamer than anything these kids are doing
>>743712912You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, nobathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.Can you do it?>Medium mode:The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"- prize raised to 10 million dollars>Hard mode:All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious- prize raised to 50 million dollars>Impossible mode:All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn- prize raised to 1 billion dollars>Nightmare mode:All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn- prize raised to 5 billion dollars>Shane must die mode:All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues- prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life
>>743756630kek
>>743712929I swear this pic becomes crustier every time I see it
>>743756785
>>743713360I think this is easier than you think. It's like when people are scared to get a stiffy in a nude sauna.Impossible mode is really the only thing that could tip you off
>>743712683not everyone will die for israel buddy, gamers respawn.
>>743754239I agree the public education system is dogshit and satanic. I'd enroll my kid in a jesuit school, or home school him with a jesuit curriculum, but faggy laws outlawed the church from ministering education and we can't homeschool
>>743715379bodied that freak
how does this dogshit get so many replies every single timeyou all should be ashamed
>>743754415not as cucked as being born.
>>743720898Yeah, he should’ve had a birthday themed around a more impactful and ingrained IP, such as Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. Or maybe SpongeBob.Fuck off.
>>743721405he also showed her his pokemon while she was alive.
I remember getting a general grievous themed cake when i was 10. It was pretty comfy.
>>743714607>>743714648She was my crush for so long until I found out she's 5'1.Sorry but genetic disabilities are not attractive to me.As a gamer I must ensure the quality of my gamer progeny for the gamer race and produce only the strongest gamer warriors.
>>743713360>shane must die mode
>743757529
>>743712751By God, Allah and Buddah, I have seen people going full caillou at 18.
>>743713360That's not very fu->Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensuesTOP KEKAROO MY FUCKING SIDESAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHoly shit you got me, here's you're (You).
>>743716936>>743716973I've informed the FBI about your call to action against an american citizen.
>>743715448>shootingThey aren't shooting them, and the reason you don't hear much about it is because it makes both sides look pathetic.Theres an ongoing border dispute between China and India and in order to avoid escalation neither side is able to bring in firearms.So all it really amounts to is each side has groups of guys patrolling "their" perceived territory and if they run into one another they hit each other with sticks until one side runs off
>>743713360Ironically, the medium mode condition would be harder for me than the hard mode condition.Hard ode, I can make myself believe that they went too far and it's not funny, but "super shame" would instanly male me lose.
>>743712563>>743712929Just here to comment that it is cool and based of parents to do these silly birthday setups, for sub-12 kids. They will remember it later. It would be cringe if they were 20+.
>>743715521Zoomers are some of the most hateful faggots online though? they literally grew up blurting out the first thing that comes into their head with zero consideration. likely due to discord and streaming culture.
>>743747136Technically yes, as she was a character designed for Afterlife Empire in the first place, which came out.The fan games though, not a chance.
>>743713459MAMA? MAMA LUIGI
>>743747365I don't see what's wrong with a big Krysta->she opens her mouthOH NO I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
>>743735090why the fuck do collectionfaggots put their 'muh unopened gems' in their gaming room? imagine decorating your dining room with food you can't even touch
>>743713758ur welcomies
>>743752175>xenogaysnow this is cringe
>>743752982My parents knew me as a Thomas kid, then a Star Wars kid, and always a LEGO kid. I love my parents for getting me toys as a kid and keep a few because they hold sentimental value for me since my parents got them.
>>743712929this kid trooned out with encouragement from his mother
>>743712683this except for Israel.
>>743760290That's brave. Not everyone has a good mother like that who encourages her children.
>>743714073reddit used to be a decent neutral site during '10-'15 until it got sold to someone who made it a bot-infested far lefty paradise
>>743714073It's honestly fucking pathetic how zogbots like you think you'll convince the old guard this was 'LE EPIC CRINGE'. We were there, we fought, we stood for what was right. No amount of revisionist history will change that we won.
>>743742525I don’t think people actually get bullied for their interests. In my experience, the dweebs were mostly left alone. If you were openly annoying and couldn’t back it up, you’d get picked on by bullies. Though I do remember these two kids in my school would straight up Naruto run to the cafeteria at lunch, and I know for a fact they would’ve ended up as a webm in this board had this happened just five years later. Taking videos of people doing weird shit just wasn’t all that common back then
so many people who couldnt take a joke over this meme
>>743713360You should write for TV.
God, this fucking reminds me. When I was a kid, my mom would take us bowling now and then, and I would do this fucking retarded shit where whenever I would throw a ball that wasn’t a gutter ball I would turn back to face my mom and basically do a victory animation. GOD, I want to go back in time and beat the piss out of myself
>>743746842that’s actually funny. thanks for sharing
>>743761860Yea he should since he just copy pasted that, he'll fit right in
>>743747361So THAT’S why they capped him. Now it all makes sense
>>743746813Unfortunately, most 'thought leaders' on either side of the political spectrum are massive faggots who only want money and attention.
No one wants to admit it but the best thing you can do for your kid's future is drop him off in the middle of the woods or in a massive park, effectively abandon him in the wild, with nothing but a chip inside him so you can track him.
>>743747376I think your mind is so rotten and jaded that you cannot possibly comprehend the meaning of wanting to see a loved one, or more importantly, their only son one last time
>>743751692Bitch, I’d defend my boy Oliver for free
>>743761974Whoever created the copypasta should write for TV.
>>743752982Funnily enough, my mom got me off Sonic because she just couldn’t afford to buy me Sonic games, so she just straight up stopped buying me Sonic stuff and I eventually just became normal. I could’ve been Chris-chan 2 but being a poorfag saved me
>>743715627jesus
>>743756207This. They have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of /v/. /v/ is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." /v/ is not Facebook's whiteknighting. /v is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. /v/ is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet...
>>743713478My brother told me he began having dreams again once he stopped drinking the tap water (now uses the Brita filter I bought). He believes it is caused by calcium being sent to the pineal gland.
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>>743762830silksong is hard tranny coded
>>743713360Sign me for Shane must die mode
>>743735090Its ugly and dumb but I can respect the craft
>>743712563I think I am old enough to just feel sad at that pic
>>743748764It must be uncomfortable for your bosses to know that most of us under 35 are now so far beyond the propaganda that any attempts to raise a draft for the Iran slaughterhouse would immediately spark a civil war. Here's what your masters in Tel Aviv think of you, by the way. It is funny, for what it's worth. Goy gonna goy, lmao.
>>743724397>that dont passWhich is all of them.The guys who fail to see them aren't trying and/or are latent homosexuals with any hole a goal.
>>743724397i hate faggots in all of their forms.
>>743713360I pick shane must die, not because i would win, I'd lose at the first hurdle, but because that's too funny to pass up
>>743761673You will never be an oldfag.
>>743761536t. banned Redditor who ran away here to stink up this place instead
>>743716165Posts above yours are all me btw.Why am I not range banned yet?
>>743713360I gotta tap out at hard, I can't even think about that for more than a few seconds without biting my lip
>>743765064I've been samefagging this thread for hours. Insane how jannies don't do their fucking job.
>>743716523CRISCO BATHING
>>743756431>it's the "niggerniggernigger" remix
>>743713360>DO YOU FIND IT WISIBLE WHEN I SAY THE NAME, "SUPER SHAME"?
