IT'S A MESS The armor of the Nintendo Switch 2 just blew up in the air.Nintendo has been obsessed for months with securing its new console, but developer Gezine just pulled off the unthinkable: a universal exploit that works on both Switch 1 and Switch 2. And the most dangerous part for the company... it's 100% offline.Since it doesn't rely on the web browser or uploading saves to Nintendo's cloud (which always forced you to update the firmware to patch the console), it's a breach that's nearly impossible to plug in the short term. It's not a full jailbreak yet, but it's exactly the master key the community needed to open the door to homebrew and emulators on the next generation.Nintendo has a seriously grave problem on the table. I for one am looking forward to pirating the new Zelda, Xenoblade, Smash Bros 2 weeks before release
when's the emulator?
@NINTENDO @POTUS @FBI DO SOMETHING!!!
Intriguing. I don't care about homebrew or piracy, just the tech stuff. Did he give more details?
>>743725383For what? Switch 2 has no games.
this is nothing
>>743725330Software hack for lite....doko ni aru? Doko?
Meanwhile the PS5 has an emulator
What the helly!? @FBI @FBIDirectorKash do something sirs, these PCvegans are stealing izzat from Nintendo!
>>743725330>accounting to the public way before its finishedlawsuit incoming
Heh, kid. This is nothing.
pirate steam games all you want. use whatever ps5 or ps4 emulator to play bloodborne or whatever movieslop game you feel like watching. but for the love of god leave nintendo out of it. they're the only video game company, maybe the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money. it honestly sickens me that greedy scum would go out to hurt such wonderful people who are developing games and releasing consoles purely for their love of the art form. is the death penalty too harsh? maybe. but this makes me blood boil like nothing else.
Several other anons already deboonked this. It's a good ways out but it's kind of refreshing that people haven't just completely thrown in the towel.
>>743725330Hey there stupid faggotr, you posted that one last week. It was nothing then and it's still nothing now Stop being a retard, you will never be unraped
>>743725330>UserlandDoesn't that mean nothing? But also this >>743725446There's not anything worth playing that's exclusive to the Switch 2 right now. Maybe Splatoon Raiders when it comes out, but that's it.
>>743725330>pic itself says its a nothingburgerlol
>userland:)Kernel-bros, we're safe.
>>743727662Tick tockkernel is next, and then the bootromI'm sure based Nvidia left another exploit in there for PChads
>>743727508No, let them post. Last time, it led to PS5 emulator progress coming out of nowhere. I'm curious to see what kind of karma it causes this week.
>>743725412REMEMBERTHE HONEYPOT CANNOT BE ERASED...
>>743728207>kernel is nextYou sure, nigga?As I understand it, the last usable exploit in Switch firmware was version 4.1.0 in 2017.>based Nvidia left another exploitThat would be funny.Memes aside, I really wonder how NVidia and Nintendo squared the Fusee fuckup between themselves.
>>743728297>version 4.1.0 in 2017.Grok and Fable did not exist back then
>>743725330It's over...
qrd? what's this mean for the average jow with a switch 2?
>>743728337If I ever become God, I will unmake the subhuman souls of everyone who supported or used AI.Keep this in mind.
saar i hack switch 2 and make emulator send money to patreon and I share link
>>743725446A slightly better performing kirby is something... i guess
this is great fucking news fuck yea
PALWORLD ON SWITCH 2 BAYBEH!!!
>>743727508But that means they'll never be reraped...
>>743725330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAvhRB5EAOwit's coming
>>743725330>it's exactly the master keyit's not even a slave key
>>743725330Thanks retard, I'll add it to the list.
>>743725446I want splatoon raiders, I'm not paying so much for just one game
>>743725330nigga modified an error textnow thats gangster
>>743731845I wonder why they pander to terminally online types if you fags don't even end up buying it. These games were better when they were kids games first. The "competitive" scene like all games raped the fun and even basic stuff like boy/girl selections that appealed to kids.
>>743731998splat raiders is a single player game mostly though?
Sars dodnat to my gofuanme for epic switch 2 hacks pls sars do the needful
>>743732050I mean as a whole. Splatoon 3 was made from the ground up to appeal to "competitive" players down to the removal of boy/girl since the gross western trannies bugged and asked every tournament. In the jap scene this started to create some disconnect between those who played for fun/younger fans, and the try hards running groups and meta builds.T.half jap and it while some friends bought it day 1. They didn't stick with it like 1 and 2.
>>743725383>when's the emulator?you need games first
>>743725330I hope this will assist in the development of an emulator because otherwise it was retarded to talk about this before the next hardware revision so people can buy something that's not the dogshit 1.0 version.
This coming Thursday's gonna be especially brutal for OP's anus, huh?
>it's another samefag thread
>>743732606Not op, but Why is it always gross gay pornography with you people? I love nintendo, but don't get why you foul mouthed sodomites surround yourself and make a children's console your identity.
>>743731497>also a pride flag appearskek
someone is mad huis palword threads don't survive more than 50 posts
>>743728396Nothing. Userland exploit just means users can run homebrews. To put it simply the switch 2 games are inside the house and you can only play around the yard and put your tree house outside. You'd want kernel exploits so you can dump games.>the fuck are homebrewsemulators and such
>>7437253832038
>>743727594>>743725446With that logic there's no point working on the PS5 emulator because it also has no games right?Why do you faggots keep trying to downplay emulators, but at the same time beg for emulators?
>>743726118
>ps5 emulator is further along than the switch 2 emulatorcommon sony w
>>743728506Wrong, of course. Someone can be raped again and again, as the famitsu thread demonstrate
>>743734341Sounds about right.
>>743728406Well you won't. AI won, cry harder about it faggot.God never existed btw.
>>743732697It could be girl anus, unless you know for a fact that OP is male, which would mean that you are more than likely the OP.
>>743732697Nice projection faggot.
>>743725443Yeah definitely
>>743725383when ocarina of time remake release there is not enough interest without a zelda game happened with switch
>>743725330ah, another round of lies and scams, just like the last three times someone claimed to have hacked the Sw2?>It's not a full jailbreakthere it is.Reminder: all emufags are gay troons
>>743734206no thats a loss specially if they manage to run gta 6 and wolverine at launch day KEK
>>743727409>but for the love of god leave nintendo out of it. they're the only video game company, maybe the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money.You misspelled Valve. Nintendo is publicly traded.
>>743734808Do you understand how difficult something like an emulated GTA 6 would be to run
>>743736886Anon, you're in a shitposting thread.
>>743727409>>743727508nintenadults need not reply
>>743737071Keep wallowing in your shitfilled pool I guess.You need an actual kernal exploit and a way to get at physical games. Or not, and get your bullshit added to the wall >>743731497
>>743733937Ps5 has games. Shitch poo does not
>>743737243>>743737329WAAAAAW WAAAAAAH ERIC SAMA, NOT IN THE BARN HOLE AAAAAAAIE!!!!
>>743727409>that actually cares more about their customers than moneyNintendo's stock is crashing while hoarding piles of money, how is that caring. All those nintendies left holding the bags... poor souls.
>>743737409Let me guess, you believed this was real too? LMAO.
>>743737071>>743737243>>743737392>>743737442Nice samefagging shitstain.At least try to space yourself out better.
newfag, qrd on this eric nigger
>>743737503Nintendo could literally save its stock by buying shares and burning them, this will reduce the number of shares in circulation and increase their individual price.They won't cuz they greedy.
>>743732919That's not bad though. Hopefully we can emulate Switch games, my modded switch is fucked, every time I try to play something it sounds like a freaking jet ready to take off.
>>743737546Can't you use a Switch 1 emulator already?
>>743737537he's playstation's strongest soldier and the keeper of a vast trove of 3DCP.
>>743737652you don't even own bags(you poor) so why even bother talking to you.
>>743737687fascinating
>7 hour old thread>not even at 80 repliesoof someones been samefagging by himself in here all night
>>743737687>he's playstation's strongest soldierno wonder hes been melting down and shitting up /v/ for weeks after sony said they were killing physical discs
>>743725330until I can run emulators on and overclock my switch 2 I don't care
>>743725330I hack the switch 2 and this is room full of switch 2 games.
>>743725330Oh fuck off.
>>743738104Nintendo
>>743737546Userland exploit homebrew support is very limited I think. No full hardware acceleration IIRC. So emulation is very limited, maybe up to GBA if ever.
>>743737243>>743737517>>743737652>>743737815Tenders spam this in every thread, meanwhile I get a warning from janjan if use the word "tendie"
>>7437377414chan has never been so slow, if /pol/ wasn't a thing for fact checking I would believe it if you told me a nuclear war happened last night.
>>743727409Yes I'm sure the constant DMCA and patent trolling from Nintendo is very indicative of the love and care they have for their fans.Get fucking help, dude.
>>743727409>the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than moneyNo? fuck you. Steam has regional prices, even Playstation kinda had (a little), nintendo games sellin the same prices in the all countries, so same game would be 60$ everywhere. Millions of people in mid-low countries like latin america, sountheast asia, eastern europe would buy a lot of Steam games, but would never buy Switch 2 without custom firmware, that allow to launch games.
>macaco threadLmao kwabooty, what a raped n gaped lil niggy -858372 karma to ziony btw fraid so
>>743734693>Reminder: all emufags are gay troonsThis a restatement of the more general observation: homosexuals are worker drones. That's all they're good for, wages and taxes. It's just that some of the unemployed ones keep up the routine and work for free on emulators. Anyone with a life a family is not going to spend 10,000 hours hacking arcane hardware with machine code just so thirdies can play bing bing wahoo for free.
>>743737741it's also weak bait
>>743725330MAY YOU GET CAUGHT :)>MAY YOU GET CAUGHT :)MAY YOU GET CAUGHT :)
>>743727409Why did so many people fall for this obvious bait?
>>743733937The emulators we want, we have. PS1-2-3Nintendo gb, gba, nes, snes, 64, gamecube, wii, wiiu, switchMicroshit Xbox, 360, oneAll the old segasNothing worthwhile was made on anything newer, that doesn't have a good PC port or run natively on PC
>>743738665that's just nu-/v/ in general
>>743738665Nintendies unironically think like this
>>743725330Yes!! Now we can play games like uhhhh..................
>>7437394742 (two) n64 games
>>743725330Why do ESLs always type like this on /v/
>>743725330It's a BIG FAT MESS, I say it EVERY day and it's so true *mic thump*The Switch 2 is a MESS*mic thump*
>>743725330Tendies are FUCKED
>>743738665You should always call these posts out even if it's bait or else people will begin to believe it's real.
>>743725330Can someone explain why a userland exploit that doesn't allow you to do anything actually matters?
>>743739616>IT'S ALL BAIT, US TENDIES DON'T ACT LIKE THIS, EXCEPT FOR ALL THE TIMES WE ACT EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!!!
>>743727409Take this woman away, she is delusional.
>>743739659Imagine screenshotting your own really shitty falseflag and using that as an example of others acting like that. Do you have no self awareness?
>>743739843You say that like we're supposed to know who that is and blame them personally for nintendo's underwhelming games
>>743725330This is gonna be cool when there's switch2 games worth playing
>>743734505Where do you think we are? Everyone here is male.
>>743725330owari da...
>>743739934You are mentally I'll
>>743739934Tendies are the ones that falseglag
This is a nothing burger
>>743740316Only because the shitch "barrier" poo has no games
>>743725330no refundsthanks for the free games losers
>>743725330Nice. I hope my Galaxy S26 Ultra will have enough horsepower to run the emulator.
>>743740016A fake fictional made up boogeyman who doesn't exist that tendies blame all their problems on
>>743725330I remember when last year everyone lost their shit that a hack was imminent when someone was able to hack memory in some way to display textures in memory.Turns out there is a world of a difference between some simple memory manipulation (which replacing an error code also is) and Arbitrary Code Execution.Because IIRC there is some weird virtualization layer stuff going on in the Switch 2 making ACE MUCH harder to achieve since it can detect memory manipulation and refuse it from executing.Essentially it took 1 whole year to be one step further to full on homebrewing.Especially since this is the user-layer, which doesn't have any privileges to actually boot any software or do fancy memory allocation things and is pretty much entirely unsecured and unencrypted.
Shitendo is bankrupts, both financially and morally
>>743740416False, shitch "barrier" poo is already hacked, and the emulator is starting to boot. Too bad it has no games to emulate
Remember that Circana USA numbers for june are tomorrow
>>743740381Shitch poo is barely on par with a ps2, anything should be able to run the emulator, tendies were so smug about ps5 being hacked, it just means shitch poo emulator will be able to be run on ps5
>>743725330Based
>>743740478>>743740478nd they will show yet again tha thte ps5 crushed the shitch "barrier" poo
>>743727409Imagine sitting down and typing this out.
It's really funny that you can see exacty when the schizo found this thread.
Someone post the Capcom post calling Ps5 a barrier
>>743740382You can tell how mad he is by how many redundant synonyms he uses when someone calls him out
>>743740648Turns out they were wrong, games sell better on ps5, shitch "barrier" poo is the real barrier
>>743733937>there's no point working on the PS5 emulator because it also has no games right?CORRECTthank you for following along
>>743740608>falseglagging tendie screenshot his own postOk?
Does he even play the games he defends cause it feels like he's on /v/ 24/7 calling someone snoy eric I can't imagine doing that and not getting paid for it
>>743740747Tendies have no games to play, they spend all day making up fake fictional nonexistent imaginary false make believe boogeymen WHO DON'T FUCKING EXIST AND NEVER EXISTED so they can pretend to "win" arguments with them
>>743728207Two more weeks lmfao
You know things in tendie land are bad when they label actual game discussion as "shilling" yet in the same paragraph hype up nintendo sales figures. Not nintendo games themselves, just sales statistics. Pathetic
>>743740916And their "sales" are fake too, fascistsu makes up fake numbers to please the tendie culstist zealots
>>743740967You. ARe. Mentally. I'll.
>>743741002FALSE
>>743741002
Palworld really goy him seething
>>743738665Nintendo haters are not intelligent people.
>>743741051>playersnow post sales without gamepass or the same chineses back and forward on steam
>>743741002Shitendo lost>>743741085Shittoon crappers will sell less thatn 15k, even with fascistsu pumping the numbers
>>743741002>>743741089Lol, lmao, I love that comparison.Palworld straight up steals entire body assets and shapes but then Palfags go "b-b-but Dragon Quest has the same monster archetypes, that makes it the same!"
>>743741085Cool, what system can I play "the sales" on?
>>743741002You lost, tendie
>>743741153Shitch "barrier" poo has no games
>>743741153the system 157 million people brought
>>743741085Nobody cares, PS5 has outsold Switch 2 by almost 4x already
dayum he hasn't shitted himself so badly in months. And there isn't even a single game release right now. Can't wait for Zelda's newt stream
>>743741235Nintendo DS?
>>743741235Shitch sales are less than 25 million, shitendo fraudulently counts shipments as "sales" and then drastically overships. Sometimes, they count transferring stock between warehouses as "sales" because they were shipped.
>>743741315India is smarter and more moral than shitendo
>>743741262Splatoon Raiders reviews are out soon
Newsflash: none of us live in Japan
>>743741345S-Stop the count right NOW!
>>743741345Post Legends ZA current total players
>>743741370meanwhile, in reality
>>743725330>he used ChatGPT to type this post...ngmi
>>743741315>rated higher than most Switch 2 exclusives
call me when I can pirate games. that would also require the existence of said games
>>743725330not happening
>>743741439You mean like how shitendo got caught using ai in mario shart turd?
>>743741448Don't you want to play donkey kong banana
>>743727409Nintendo owns a literal wageslave you fucking faggot
Tendies will probably hurt someone or themselves when the switch 2 becomes hacked or emulateable. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>743741445Shitch poo doesn't have any exclusives
>>743741489Shitendo is the most evil and greedy company in human history
>>743727409>that actually cares more about their customers than money>IMPLYING
>>743741429>pay for feature, receive feature>stop paying for feature, no longer receive feature>AIIIIIIEEEEE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SAVE ME GABEN-SAMA I'LL FUND ANOTHER TEN YACHTS PLEASE DO SOMETHING
>>743741507They would cope by calling people who play their games earlier and for free brown and poor
>>743741507It already is, and tendies are already committing suicide looking at shitendo's stock priceGood
You can tell when the usual crew of faggots are getting antsy because it's been days since their last shitflinging sales thread.
>>743741473Which part is AI?
>>743741570>GayStation >Anal play has no limits
>>743741614Tendies have no game,s all they have are fascistsu threads with fake numbers, it's the only thing that stops them from killing themselves. Ban fascistsu threds, I wanna see more dead tendies
/v/ tendies become increasingly derranged each passing year of Switch 2. If 2027 doesn't have a 3D Mario their threads will be incomprehensible outside of the 5 or so anons who still give a fuck
Is this what no physical games does to a nigga?
>>743741750>shitch " barrier" poo is 227p upscaled to 480
>>743741702Tell me which part is AI so I can laugh at it.
>>743741426I know Pokemon Champions peak: 2 million. Yes, the director himself said it.
We need a famitsu safespace right now
MAY YOU BE CAUGHT
>>743725330Oh wow this will save me dozens of dollars thank you internet robin hood they/them of the peoplx for standing up for the proletariat and sticking it to the bourgeois or something to that effect
>>743741765>"tendies are heckin le deranged, my fellow redditors from r/fucknintendo!">he says as a snoy fantasizes openly about murdering children for owning a switch 2
>>743741974Tendies aren't human, so you can't murder a tendie
>>743741974I mean redditors probably don't call everyone eric or something-snoy for one thing
>>743742040So which part is AI?
>>743741926Who's going to make the thread? I am the work right now and I don't have the usual OP pic
>The raped Snoy spergs
>>743742116What games are you currently playing on Switch 2?
>Circana report in hours>Pre-game schizoid meltdownYou can almost smell the astroturfing
The fact of the matter is, nintendo fans are defending their childhood, not the current nintendo products. They like what the company once was and can't bring themselves to admit Switch 2 has been kinda mid
>>743742128Must be a day with a 'y' in it.
Someone please go make a new famitsu thread
>>743742074>>743742232It's okay. You'll get someone angry someday.
>>743742250Why? It's not Thursday.
????
>>743725330Can we get free games yet?
/v/ - sales
>>743740520meds.
>>743742278>snoy already staring to sweat
Two more weeks!
>>743742221Irrelevant, PS5 has already outsold Switch 2 by over 4x
we fly high no lie you know this
>>743742398Stop jumping at shadows, you retard.
>>743742414Switch 2 outsold PS5 in 2025 despite being out for only half of that year.
Oh, someone's upset his babyrage got deleted.
>>743742487And who has sold more overall?
>>743742486>AAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T MAKE A NEW FAMTISU THREADSnoy...
>>743742523>if I keep spamming it then I'm right!
4chan is winning more than it has in a decade. We are finally getting Switch 2 games on PC. Based! Praise Lord Gaben!>b-but no gamesBut Switch 2 has remakes and remasters, which we like. There are no actual games for Switch 2, but now we get to play our favorites like Pragmata and Final Fantasy Tactics for free on our Steam Deck.
>>743725330We had it so good with the Switch, emulating games early. I for one hope that assets can be properly dumped from Switch 2 games, because Nintendo wants to dripfeed music rips.
Mental illness general
>>743742571What is the point when the numbers are going to be the same as reported last Thursday? Just wait 48 hours, Christ.
>>743725330I'm glad because I'm sick of that no physical disc bullshit. Only a fucking code in the box? Fuck you nintendo. You started this shit and now Sony is doing the same. Also I'm glad Nintendo lost the lawsuit to palworld.
>>743742568PS5 for now but only because it's been out for six times as long as the Switch 2
>>743742629>Just wait 48 hours, Christ.Snoy panicking
If famitsu said drag x drive was a top selling game you'd probably all be pretending it's amazing
>>743742680Ok then that excuse should work when Switch 2 sells more month over month now than PS5. It’s been out longer, doofus.
>>743725446For Bloodborne 2 later this year.
>>743742731Okay?
>CFW thread>evolves into console war cancer for some reasonSo, do we blame tendies or snoys?
>>743742740How did you read that post and think it was Pro-PS5 lmao
>>743742840snoys are always to blame for the majority of console war shit on this board.
>>743727409Fuck off, botw is still +50 eurodollars in the store. Nintendo is a bunch of jews.
>>743741596>SAVE ME GABEN-SAMAI can still access the cloud saves on Steam for games from 20+ years ago :^)
>macaco still sperging out like the buckbroken raped niggy he is.Kwab.You can tell he's crying because of the unprompted famitsu seething.Anyhow, that'll be another -485824 karma to ziony btw fraid so
>>743742854I didn’t. The point was that ps5 has been out longer and most who wanted one have already got one.
>>743725330@DougBowser please help ayeeee eric is winning!
>>743734131Okay, okay. I won't hack the Switch 2. Just, please, stop staring at me like that, sir!
>>743742840The thread was made by that shitskin who spams anti Nintendo threads all day every day. It's sole purpose was to instigate a console war. But you already knew that, macaco
>>743742840Blame the mods for LOVING this shit.
Why do you write like an AI faggot? Are all PCvcks queers?
>>743727409It's a company literally ran by the yakuza
>>743727409CFW didn't affect the Switch 1 at all so you shouldn't be worried.
Why are all the nintendults crying? Are they regretting buying their overpriced toddler hardware with mommy’s money?
>>743742571The worst falseflagging attempt I've seen
>>743743519Who’s eric?
>>743743590Who knows, this autist has been at it for years now with the same type of posts. It's probably even a bot, because the idea of somebody going at it for as long as he has been doing it, is downright sad.
>snoyggers saying "no games" when the switch 2 had more exclusives on its first year than ps5 entire lifetime lol, lmao!In b4 "those doesn't count" grapes
So which part of Mario Kart World was AI?
>>743743828Exclusives don’t matter when PS5 has all the third party
>>743743846Nothing, people who is pior enough thought some screenshots with filters of a game bridge was ai when it was not
>>743743910>Exclusives don’t matterHahahahahahahahaha
>>743727409That was beautiful, anon. You just convinced me to place an order online for a Nintendo Switch 2. Any games you would recommend for a Switch newbie?
>>743743968Ps5 is at 93.7m sold cope and seethe
>>743743767Probably a fat NEET tendie who seethes that nintendo has lost its popular appeal in recent years and people are making fun of the company. Xe should just get a job and grow up a bit.
>>743744123>Less than the PS4Ooooof....
>>743725446Xenoblade Genesis is already around the corner
>>743744143Nice to see that Sony's latest actions are making you have some introspective into what you've been doing for Sony for the last 10 years.Now take your own advice, assuming people still want a janitor that hasn't worked in more than 10 years ;)
>>743744123>Less than the switch Oooof
>>743744143>>743744123You got raped by famitsu, Eric ;)
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>743743828Its about performance and quality dumbass. I don’t care about another low effort low quality nintendo exclusive. They’re just not very good and they certain don’t justify the price. Isnt bonanza like a 30 hour game? What are we talking about here? Meanwhile I can play pretty much any non-nintendo title on my ps5, and I have my pc for the rest. In fact, my pc can play most switch titles too, not that I would bother because they're boring, but its yet another reason why buying Nintendos dogshit hardware is simply a massive waste of money. Plus their insane levels of greed is a big turn off. The whole online thing to play old games is a scam. Theres no reason for it at all other than them raking in more money for doing nothing. We’re all Eric down here, nigger.
>>743740271come to dinner!
>>743743192Is this true?
>>743744337>>743744168PlayStation already beat all of those consoles in its second iteration. Nothing to prove.
Don't feel like cracking out my switch anymore. What's the best emulator these days?
>>743725330Fuck off until games and keys are dumped.
>>743725330isnt this the same tweet from last month?
>>743744123Wasn't it 90M a year ago? Seems like it's really slowing down.
>>743744427Ask grok
Back the day people didn't brag about this shit until they already had footage of a jail broken machine.
>>743744446But the PS2 sold less than the NS1.
>>743744478It was at 77.8m a year ago roughly
>>743725330I will now buy a Switch 2
>>743744592Rough numbers.
>>743744504160m?
>>743744501The 2026 social media meta is baiting and engagement farming while providing as little content as possible
>>743744701A month of PSPlus has been delivered to your account.
>>743744695Both Nintendo and Xbox are lagging way behind Sony’s current gen capable install base. The Switch 2 is just now getting a foot in for third party and Xbox has stalled for a while.
Lemme guess, the guy just needs you to sub to his totally legit Patreon
>>743740565no refunds lmao you losted bigly
>first palworld>now thisTendies cant catch a break
>>743744819lollmao
>>743744819Seems like the Switch 2 is already way ahead of the PS5. Then Sony shoot both their legs.
>>743744427it's dame dane, nintendobros..
>>743744895>>743744908Ps5 has already established a massive install base and has nothing to worry about, they can afford higher margins and lower volume at this point in the life span to protect margins during the parts apocalypse. Nintendo on the other hand is just getting started really. Xbox is just there.
>>743744929I'm doing some searches and there does seem be some kind of connection between Nintendo and the Japanese mafia, at least at some point in the past. Not sure how things are today.
>>743744839>>743744862>>743744929>>743745093Total Eric meltdown.
>>743725383lmao
>>743745093An install base that is quickly dwindling due to PC, Switch 2 and Sony's own poor decisions.
>>743743097Steam friend threads imply they're all like that, yes.
>>743725446Bananza!
>>743725330Hope the person/people that did it had good opsec.
>>743743097They're probably ESL's who use an AI prompt for their posts because they don't want to be made fun of.
>>743725330i already saw this thread before. how many times are you niggers going to repost this nothing burger of an userland exploit?
>>743745165total refund denial :^)
I'll put my armour on, show you how strong I am!I'll put my armour on, I'll show you that I am!I'm unstoppable!I'm a Porsche with no brakes!I'm invincible!Yeah, I win every single game!I'm so powerful!I don't need batteries to play!I'm so confident!Yeah, I'm unstoppable today!Unstoppable today!Unstoppable today!Unstoppable today!I'm unstoppable today!
>>743745453Until some sucker falls for it and buys into the patreon.
>>743745490Yeah, Sony literally just steals your games after 30 days ;)
>>743745453You don't understand, snoys shouldn't be made to suffer alone, they must drag everybody else down with them whenever Sony's having a bad day.
wtf is this thread
>>743745969>whenever Sony's having a bad dayb-but that's everyday...
>>743745453Sorry you have to understand, the PS5 emulator is making too much progress so we need to shitpost in order to make it look like the Switch 2 is in the exact same position, so it looks worse by comparison.Ignore the fact that every single Switch 2 emulator that has been shown off has been a scam, a troll, a virus or all of the above.
>>743745990>>743744363
>>743746010Yeah....
>>743745990Snoypony get raped and gapped repeatedly while he spam his cope.
>>743741489Yes yes, and the GTA devs got a guy locked up in an insane asylum.
>>743745754you would knowpost refunds tendie :^)
>>743745990The PS5 emulator is progressing too quickly. Whenever someone posts a PS5 emulator progress thread, snoys post another fake Switch 2 emulator thread to try and take attention away from it.
>>743746231Total Eric meltdown.
okay so there isnt an emulator right
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>>743746452
>>743746409Yes
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>>743746409>>743746452>>743746508>>743746562What drives OP to this degree of madness?
>>743746409Whenever you see sensationalist negative Nintendo 'news' here, just assume it's actually happening to Sony.
>>743746713nintendo being the least shitty of the big three right now
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>>743741315lol
some astronomic bad news must hit sony this week for the sperg to nigg out this hard.
>>743747987That's every week though! There's always bad news!
>simple emulator/hacking thread>tendies are seething uncontrollablyWhy?
>Everyone is making fun of me, so they're mad!
>Ghost of Yoteis splaschreen is now reachable in the PS5 emulatorOh THATS why the nigger is on a rampage.
Keep praying and wishing, PC fats
>userlandBig-ass nothingburger
>>743748374The arguments are like night and day between this thread and the PS5 emulator thread. Here, we're all mocking anyone who thinks this shit is something significant while one the PS5 one, all you see are snoys desperately trying to convince everyone that nothing is happening and slowly moving the goal posts in each new emulation progress thread.
>>743747987this particular thread was a knee-jerk reaction to the PS5 emulation thread.
>>743748779All it has done is made me realise a lot of fake switch 2 emulators were about last week and I've been adding them to the collage I made a year ago now.
>>743748437what's userland?
>userlandfucking roffle
>>743748938basically running inside a part of the memory isolated of the entire system and with no access to said system at all. maybe you can run mgba on it.
>>743725330Why did you write this like it was a clickbait news article?
>>743725330>Nintendo: we are excited to announce he Switch 3
>>743734808who the fuck wants to play EBT6, just walk outside.
>>743738689There emulators for the ou Xbox and the one?
>>743749130thanks. long way to go I see.
>>743741341Lmao, snoys are so patethic
>>743749320This, nintendo dropped the 3DS because the romcards became too widespread. And the switch because pc emulation was broken wide open and even the normies where showing each other how easy it was to use emulators on tiktok clips.
>>743734341>Someone can be raped again and again,Like Nintendo in court?
>>743749791We had Sony more in mind.
>>743749791your headcanon is not the reality
>>743727409>pirate steam games all you want. use whatever ps5 or ps4 emulator to play bloodborne or whatever movieslop game you feel like watching. but for the love of god leave nintendo out of it. they're the only video game company, maybe the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money. it honestly sickens me that greedy scum would go out to hurt such wonderful people who are developing games and releasing consoles purely for their love of the art form. is the death penalty too harsh? maybe. but this makes me blood boil like nothing else.
I went to Gbatemp and not only this is old news, but is also pointless.OP as usual, is a faggot.
>>743725330It is a small entry point, it is a first step but a full jailbreak will take at least 3 more years, not to mention once it is found the first custom firmware will be sold, it took switch a whole fucking year for a free CFW to be released after a full exploit was used to jailbreak the machine
Who else is looking forward to emulating GTA before it comes to PC?
>ARM CPUthat's why PC as a platform should stay the fuck away from it as far as possible>trying to run an app not approved by (((them))) ? get fucked>trying to watch something you downloaded from the internet? get fucked>trying to play or emulate a game that is not approved by (((them)))? get fuckedit's a nightmare, you don't even realise how good you have it with x86
>>743725330>userland exploit on a console that runs all userland code in vmsoh nooooooo
>>743725330New Switch revision in 3... 2... 1...
>>743733937>Why do you faggots keep trying to downplay emulators, but at the same time beg for emulators?2 different groups of retards. Former is corporate cocksuckers. Latter is broke 3rd worlders
>>743750334x86_64 has the same gay shit with IME/AMD PSP, TPM and secure boot. The killswitch is there, (((they))) just haven't flipped it yet
>>743750748TPM is not necessary at all, neither is secure boot they're both only Windows related "security" featureson ARM you are locked down without even requiring any of that shit it's all on CPU and can be force updated as (((they))) want to
>another fake "hack" of the switch 2>snoys having a complete mental breakdown >his janny buttbuddy is working overtime to try damage control for him
>>743725330im not falling for this again. i hacked my switch 1 for free games then never touched it again since i couldn't play multiplayer anymore and nintendo haven't made a good singleplayer game since link between worlds.
>>743750171people will try but I don't think in few months time I doubt itmaybe they have some AI agent working on it 24-7 or some shit but you can barely run anything as is with that PS5 emulator
In other news, shitch 1 niggers are now allowed to play WW HD on their system while Shitch 2 drones still have to keep port begging for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfB1e2dnV5c
>>743749724And they are right.Next time complain at Trump for introducing those tariffs to begin wiith.Also this shit didn't even affect the Switch 2, just the Switch 1 and its accessories, they ate the cost for the Switch 2.
>>743751423https://4chan.org/advertise
>>743750998>TPM is not necessary at allWhy does Battlefield 6 refuse to start without it and secure boot? Could it be that programs can force you to turn those on to work? waaaow
>>743751541How did I lose when I am enjoying WW HD on my Switch 1? Did Eric reveal to actually own a switch or something?
>>743751585not necessary to run the system itselfTPM required because of anti cheat fuckery on BF6, that's something you agree to when you play their garbage
>>743751423I'm surprised it can run at all, switch cpu is weak af
>>743746253is cyberpunk any good on the switch 2?
>>743752261it's fine I guess. pretty ugly but runs well.
>>743746713Eric is a fed. It's about making this board less fun. Nintendo is a target of the intelligencia that runs America because it's culturally more powerful than 50 years of MKUltra slop content
>>743745308Lmao everybody forgot about that game one month after it came out
i was gonna get rid of my switch 2 desu but i know it'll get hacked eventually and then i will get every game for free.even shitty games like dark souls 1 for switch that only runs at 30 fps. buying games is a humiliation ritual. hell i still dont even really want the console but selling it is a humiliation ritual too.
>>743725330Doesnt allow for piracy or reverse engineering for emulation. Its barely better than the already existing exploit.
>>743754330no wonder you seethe so much about it PS5 slop gets forgotten about in a week
Jeremy is having a meltdown over this
>>743754710>he thinks I'm part of the low IQ cucksole wardude my last console was the literal PSP, I've been on PC ever since. Keep your overpriced FOMO boxes
>>743750094Based. Heading out.
>Open thread expecting news>It's the fucking userland exploit again>370 fucking postsWhen will you retards learn?
it will get hacked eventually. "noooo the switch 2 won't get hacked bro it just wont okay!" this is said for literally EVERY console and it is always hacked. don't understimate the LGBT comp sci individuals.
>>743755219Anon, half the posts are from 1 schizo alone.Even more if you include what was deleted already.
>>743755936Not a single person has said it won't get hacked but expecting it to happen within the first year is beyond retarded.If anything blame the faggots that kept saying it would be as easy as the Switch 1.
>>743738383>nintendo games sellin the same prices in the all countries, so same game would be 60$ everywhereakshually not true, nintendo does give slightly lower prices to third world shitholesamusingly enough FE niggerweave is somehow only $80 in burgerkistan, it's far cheaper everywhere elsethey also LOWERED the prices of NSO on spicland countries recently
>>743756043if anything its more laughing at the faggot who was crying that switch 2 was hacked BEFORE it even came out then that same faggot tried to champion every one of the 6 or so "emulators" that all ended up being just scams
>>743725330stop making this thread
>>743742232I grew up with playstation, it's not my fault sony backstabbed the county the games I grew up with come from, forcing me to move to the jp switch.
>>743751924That "anti-cheat fuckery" is DRM you dumb tech-illiterate moron. Just like it can stop cheats, it also stops cracks
>>743752387it's a western game, the assumption that it looks ugly is there by default
In case anyone is wondering why the usual schizos are melting down so hard >>743742704
>>743725330Good job editing out the date so people don’t see this shit is from over a month ago.
Why are you all roleplaying in here?
>>743733937ThisThis place is so weird
>>743727409>Extremely obvious.>/v/ subhuman posters still fall for it.Same as it ever was.
>>743756753Your low iq really fucking shows you inbred retard.
I can't even get excited for the shitch 2. It has been a dead console for me since launch of the shitch.
This thread is going to cause an esl black hole holy fuck. Never have I seen the English language massacred as much as in the op image and by the thirdie schizos in this thread. Very grim indeed
>>743725330Will it be fully hacked by Pokemon Gen 10?
anyone have the oled switch with the kamikaze modchip installed? I'm thinking of doing it as it's only $50
>>743725330Don't worry investors.We here at Nintendo were inspired by a recent move Israel did in Lebanon and added kill switches to our entire switch 2 stock.Literal kill switches. We'll contemplate if this news is dire enough to warrant a "recall".
>>743725330Bracket titles are redditslop
>>743725330>2 weeks before releaselel this is what I loved about switch pirating, already finished a game before it even released for tendis
>>743727409>won't someone think of the $50 billion mega-corporations?
>>743759470don't act like there aren't people posting on this board right now that genuinely believe that
hey schizonigger op your other worst fanbases in gaming falseflag thread got yeeted by janny >>743758178
>>743737538Nintendo does exactly that. Nintendo is its own largest shareholder. It's why they can get away with doing things that would otherwise anger shareholders, like prioritizing long term growth over short term profits.
>>743760621No, it may get hacked after gen 10 release
>>743733937Those aren't the same people. I don't give a shit about PS5 or Switch 2 emulation because they have no games.
>hes still trying to push his "nintendo can kill switch the switch 2!!!" cope
>>743725330>userland
>>743762882GUYS MY SWITCH 2 JUST EXPLODED MY SIX YEAR OLD HAD THEIR HANDS BLOWN OFF OH GOD
>>743725446Xenoblade
>>743759470You mean the same falseflagger that posted the extremely low quality bait samefagged responses to it when he didn't get any organically?
>>743727409Gr8 b8 m8
