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Back when World of Warcraft was still a thing, recorded evidence show the people who played Alliance as mostly normal teens and adults, but all the videos and pictures from their conventions show horde players being these massive overweight mystery meat behemoths in red shirts with patchy beards and norwood 3's under their fedoras, screaming and screeching gutturally.

So what actually happened there? Did only ugly players gravitate to the "ugly" side, or were they normal people whom the choice of horde MADE ugly, through their subsequent self-identification and adoption of the ugliness inherent to their faction?
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Mmo games always sucked
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>>743732024
social pariahs were drawn to the ragtag collection of outcast monster races, not hard to figure out
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>>743732096
It IS hard to figure out. Why wouldn't social outcasts be attracted to the side where they could freely pretend to be normal, successful and charismatic instead of further sink themselves down into the mire of ugly inceldom?
Nobody said they HAD to be horde just because they were losers IRL.
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>>743732173
because when you're a loser outcast the very first thing you do to not feel like shit all the time is convince yourself that it's good to be a loser outcast and you actually don't want to be a normie at all.
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>>743732024
>outcasts want to play as the outcast reps
waoh, who would have though
i was kind of like that but i didn't hate women and i liked showering so i just played a gnome
>massive overweight mystery meat behemoths in red shirts
also the horde racials were, for the longest time, stronger than alliance in both pvp and pve.
not that that really mattered to normies
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I think orcs and ogres are cool, simple as. Granted I didn't last more than a month in WoW.
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>>743732024
alliance = fags, bullied
horde = chads
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>>743732024
only fags play alliance
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>>743732096
>social pariahs
>social social outcasts
? what did the retard mean by this ?
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>>743732024
arguably people who couldn't bother to give a shit anymore gravitated to Horde. Now that could be ugly folks who embraced their ugliness or just people who were fed up with expectations etc
I was an awkward kid in school and I still played Alliance
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>>743732383
>ogres are cool
Too cool to ever add to the game as playable, evidently.
I think one of the devs said something like, "we don't need to make ogres playable, they're already subscribed and walking in the game world".
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>>743732024
really, an alliance vs horde thread in $currentYear? When WoW is a shade of its former self, MMOs are a dead genre and the only people who roleplay are trannies?
Did you stumble into a time ripple OP?
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>I am ugly so I want to be ugly in games too
I don't understand this reasoning at all.
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>>743732448
do you sperg out when someone says chai tea or ATM machine too, anon
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>>743732024
WoW bend the knee to the woke mafia, censoring their games with modern wokeness, and removing gender with body type.
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>>743732723
I love you we should get together in some game and hold hands and maybe tell stories about our day to day life and how grateful we are for running into each other
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>>743732024
And then Blood Elves happened.
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>>743732891
They were ugly in their rampant feminine gayness so they fit right in, tbqfh
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>>743732891
they appealed to the drug user audience
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>>743732063
you play mario
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>>743732748
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>>743732024
>Hello i am a /v/tard and i am desperate for normalfag approval
Why are you like this?
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>>743732024
>normal looking characters played by normal looking people
>Ugly and degenerate freaks of azerothian nature played by the demiurge's worst natural creations

Who'd have thunk?
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>>743732024
>Horde players were full of genetic bald dead end losers
MANY SUCH CASES
press S to spit on totalbitchtits' grave
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>played WC3 and thought orcs were cool so played Horde back in the day
>Play Alliance in Classic because ended up preferring the aesthetic
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>>743732024
I think you’re confusing horde players for alliance players who put qt at the start of their names. So basically every female human and night elf player.
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>>743732024
played horde because I thought undead were cool and edgy
stopped playing after I realized retards took it way too seriously
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>>743732024
hey, man, I just thought the undead were cool

though I would have totally made an ogre if they were playable
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>>743734906
Undead were edgy? I always thought of them as underdogs.
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>>743735062
because they live in the undercity?
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>>743735062
>underdogs
>literally running the horde from the shadows (and now de facto)
>move into Thunderbluff despite being antithetical to everything the tauren value about life, nature and the spirits

lel, it's like liking Jews for being "underdogs".
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>>743732226
I think you just described leftism
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>>743732024
Hordies are like the eastern bloc with a big inferiority complex and a chip on their shoulder
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>>743735062
I mean, all the alliance races were pretty cleancut, the horde races were in their "we're better than this" phase trying to become le good guys
undead were an unstoppable unrelenting force and Arthas was a badass
I thought they were pretty edgy, at least more so than the others
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alliance players were always fags and divas. too much self-importance and not enough skill

>>743735161
I understand that in order for the story to move along in WoW the named characters had to be blind and retarded, but they literally made Tauren the most retarded race on Azeroth
Not only they swore the undead needed a chance despite them not really hiding the fact they hated the living and would throw their "allies" under the bus, but also having Magatha in Thunderbluff despite the player having undeniable evidence that the Grimtotem are a bunch of murderous psychos that kill women and children.
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>>743735330
Yeah but the undead were ruled by a woman.
If your faction is ruled by a woman, you are a homo sissy gayboy faggot loser.
I'm sorry but that's just how it is, I don't make the rules.
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>>743732024
I think you made that up and anons are retard for replying to you with unironic answers as if you posted a true fact
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>>743735370
Forsaken:
>"fuck the living, death to all breathers!"
Orcs:
>"spirits bless the forsaken, our greatest allies!"
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>>743732063
Oh man what a hot take!
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ITT: troonlliance keks coping hard
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>>743735129
>>743735161
never got to any of their lore, all I saw was the animated dead left behind in the wake of Arthas

That there were no human-like undead in Arthas's army and that the undead were lead by someone killed by Arthas was all the impression I got and that lead me to view them as the discarded.
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>>743735271
>lol whatever dude
is that why alliancefags begged blizz to add bgs with bots?
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>>743735530
well they did call themselves the "Forsaken" so that checks out
and then they became the lowkey villains of the game because their leader was retarded kek
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>>743735569
>>743735523
These are exactly the people OP described. Holy fuck. You can sense the stench through the screen.
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>>743735370
it was always retarded
they should have made 4 factions
Alliance (humans, dwarves, gnomes, high/blood elves)
Night Elves
Horde (orcs, trolls, tauren, goblins)
Undead
have the night elves and the undead be independent is the most lore accurate play
high/blood elves should stay in the alliance and not fracture off like retards and join the races they have been fighting against for years
death knight hero class should have been undead only
all the other retarded races they added should have never been made playable
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>>743732024
As someone who picked up WoW in Vanilla when I was 12 years old, I picked Horde simply because it let me ride dinosaurs.
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>>743735726
you tell em, sister
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>>743735821
Common sentiment from a weak beta ruled by women and their greatest hero literally named "Slave".
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>>743735786
further more, if you really wanted high/blood elves to leave the alliance then a fifth faction would have been the optimal play
maybe have them ally with the Naga and introduce them as a playable race like they were in wc3
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alliance players talk shit about appearances and then look like this
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>>743735858
up...voted! those hordechuds are disrespectful towards us alliancesisters! here is some gold!
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>>743735927
it's funny when alliance players look like that but the moment the horde is brought up they go full Hitlermode, screaming about SHOELOESS GREEN NIGGERS LIVING IN HUTS
i blame it on bad parenting
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both horde and alliance are troons. wow is a troon game. tranny game generals belong in /vg/
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>>743735062
There's quite a few times where they experiment on living subjects, use chemical weaponry, and outright proclaim death to the living (and that's a good thing, here's why)
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>>743736019
World of Transcraft
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>enjoy pvp
>game tells you x faction has better racials for pvp
>effortless battleground wins because others think the same way
>world pvp just means fighting keyturning legolas/retri paladins who never seem to improve
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>>743736019
All anybody plays wow for is the new m+ seasons anyways, and once you hit 3k rating and hit full myth track ditch it and come back with your other fellow addicts next season. Someone please save me from this cycle there's nothing else out there that does the same thing as healing in mmos.
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>>743732024
>recorded evidence show the people who played Alliance as mostly normal teens and adults, but all the videos and pictures from their conventions show horde players being these massive overweight mystery meat behemoths
Could you show us some of these pictures?
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>>743736721
Just stop, dude. Walk away and don't look back.
It's really that easy.
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Alliance was normies and horde were either edgy teens (me), goth girls or indeed fat 30 year olds playing tauren named "big meat" or other such innuendo

I was always fascinated by how you could generally tell the kind of person they were by race/class

Undead warriors were chill, night elf priests were girls or gay dudes. Gnomes are weirdos
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>>743736019
Just thought to let you guys know that Blizzard is located in Southern California (Irvine, California to be exact, it's a pretty privileged area), so it's not surprising at all that they did this.

Make of that what you will.
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>>743736773
I stop all the time. I stopped a month and a half ago. But I'll be back next season. Maybe I'll skip it and come back the season afterwards, but I'll definitely come back within at least 2. The siren call of that gameplay wriggles in my fucking subconscious. It's the only game and gameplay that I've ever been praised for, that anyone has said I'm good at. That I am consistently one of the best in that role they've ever seen.
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>>743736721
just play other videogames retard it's literally that fucking easy
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>>743736896
I play all sorts of other videogames. I just keep coming back to this one when I want to play this game. There's no other games that do what this game does out there. It's that simple. Somebody please make another game that does this.
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>>743736760
>Could you show us some of these pictures?
Do you guys not have mirrors?
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>>743736721
isn't there a videogame that got released on steam that is literally WoW except everything but M+ slop cut out? it sounds like the most fucking miserable videogame in existence but if it helps cut into pozzard's MAUs and profits then be my guest
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>>743736930
>There's no other games that do what this game does out there
There's several, and you're literally just too weak-willed and spineless to let your shit-smeared rotting safety blanket go.
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>>743736961
No proof to back up your claim?
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>>743737002
>There's several
>anon is literally hallucinating to try and win an argument
Name one game that has both the gameplay of m+ healing and raid healing that is actually engaging and fun to play.
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>>743737046
>Name one game that has both the gameplay of m+ healing and raid healing
Cock & Ball Torture (CBT)
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>>743737046
>Name one game that has both the gameplay of m+ healing and raid healing
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>>743736760
literally every single blizzcon there is some massively overweight neckbeard waddling onto stage in the Q&A segment only to shout some cringe horde catchphrase like LOK'TURD OGAR before asking a question answered by spending 30 seconds on thottbot/wowhead or google
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>>743737096
Could you link some of this then?
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>>743737129
But you've seen these many times, you know it's true.
>go ahead prove that air exists the burden of proof is on you dude I don't believe it till I see it
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>>743737096
>>743737248
lmao weird fag
this whole thread is some ugly sperg mad at fat guys playing Warcraft?
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>>743737320
t. obese hordefag
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>>743737248
There was quite a large commotion in the scientific community when Oxygen and Nitrogen were isolated and proven to be the main constituents of air. So big in fact that "oxygen therapy" was a very famous snake oil claimed to cure just about everything
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>>743732024
Well, I think I'm a fairly normal looking guy but I picked horde back in the day because only they had shamans and I thought taurens were cool. I considered switching in TBC but male draeneis are just so lame and I'm not a coomer so the females were out of the question
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>>743737481
I fucking LOVE breathing oxygen.
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>>743732024
>but all the videos and pictures from their conventions show horde players being these massive overweight mystery meat behemoths
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>>743735062
Undead males were always the worst fucking people for no god damn reason. Just enormous cunts, every time.
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>>743737573
KEKAROO that thing on the left has more in common with a gorilla than an actual human
do no-shoes mudhutters really???
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>>743736991
The problem with Fellowship is that that's exactly what it is but it's worse at its job than WoW is.
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>>743737573
>>743735927
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>>743737702
>
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>>743737573
>Hellscream's finest
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>>743737856
blood elf players are honorary alliancefags
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>>743737895
literally nothing implies that is a blood elf player
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>>743732024
Normies played alliance, like me. I played since vanilla started and I still had a social life and gf and didn't no life myself to death with food. Horde always seemed like edgy fat no lifers
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>>743737530
>fairly normal
>plays tauren
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>>743738089
Tauren are the best race available, what are you on about?
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>>743738139
Tauren players have always had a certain reputation.
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>>743737931
That's why they were so aggressive and belligerent. When you have literally nothing else going for you, you'll get defensive about the dumbest shit imaginable.
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>Alliance is the vanilla faction and Horde is the altgirl faction
Makes sense
>Alliance doesn't have enough freaks, quick give them Draenei, Worgen and never ever EVER give them High Elves because we suddenly care about races making sense
???
I can understand the Horde needing a pretty race for Chinese players but who was clamouring to play a big ugly blue demon in their humans, elves and dwarves fighting orcs powerfantasy?
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>entire thread is alliancefags going I'M NORMAL I'M NORMAL and patting each other on the back
every time lmao
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>>743738203
>but who was clamouring to play a big ugly blue demon
alliancefags
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>>743732024
I just thought playing a hulked out green nigger was funny
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NO SHOES
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NO DICK
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>I PLAY ALLIANCE, THAT MEANS I'M NORMAL BROS
>said on 4chan
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>>743738406
>>743738385
NO CHAIRS
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>>743732024
I imagine lots of horde players were fans of Warcraft 3, where orcs were cool for a change and had a culture fleshed out that was more than just “we need cannon fodder for the good guys”, most normies would only see them as lord of the rings movie era mindless villains, which was popular at the time
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>>743738523
all the alliance players were oldfags from wc1 and wc2 instead of babies who took wc3's "we dindu nuffin, demonz told us to rape and pillage :(((" retcon at face value. no-shoes savages will always be no-shoes savages.

eternally proven right with Garrosh and then again with WoD btw
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yep time to play chromie craft
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>>743738595
nigger a human started all this shit
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>>743732024
First character i ever made and played was a human priest
Made it to Westfall and level 11 before i got bored with fighting bandits, boars and harvest golems
Then made an undead warrior and went about beating the shit out of zombies, spiders and the like. Never looked back. Alliance is just boring
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>>743738792
>a human
notice the singular, unlike the entire race who bix nooded all over azeroth
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>>743732024
They are the same people, just different age brackets. Young people don't get fat the same way adults do. Younger people just resonate more with "heroes" than "antiheroes" which slightly older people might prefer.
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>>743738595
Garrosh did nothing wrong though. Tyrande should have given him lumber and sex. Jaina should have stopped shipping infinite soldiers into the Barrens while pretending to be a peacefag. Vol'jin should have challenged Garrosh to his face instead of sneaking around muttering to "watch yer back mon". Sylvanas should have not blighted the entire half of her side of the continent despite already being on watch for Wrathgate.
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>>743735569
They do be like that
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Horde
>Orcs
>Taurens
>Undead
>Trolls
Alliance
>human 6ft
>human 5'11ft
>human 5'10ft
>purple hippies
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>>743738994
why are whorde always obsessed with race mixing?
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>>743732024
I was peerpreasured in to playing horde by my group of friends who desperatly wanted us all to be undead with those iron crosses on our faces. They thought that'd be really cool.
Only me and one friend made it to level 60 and then we quit in tbc
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>>743732024
It’s like Bio-Leninism but for videogame fandom
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Why does this thread read like YouTube bots
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>>743738523
>we are the guys that kill, rape, steal and plunder every resource. Trade? Never heard of it. Agriculture? Too difficult.
Nice "culture".
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>>743735180
Kek exactly
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>>743738523
Warcraft 2 solidified my choice of faction, Warcraft 3 and early wow just reinforced it
Metalheads all picked horde, nigger culture adjescenct pant pooper draggers picked Alliance
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mmo players are all weird
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>>743739486
eventually this site will be nothing but bots. DESU just considering the possibility that you don't know the difference between a real human and a bot makes conversation here feel pointless.
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i played horde because of the forsaken who are the coolest race. simple as that
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>>743735786
>>743735873
Read the rpg book, is better than vanilla's retarded reasoning since red vs blu doesnt exist because everyone post third war hates the other for abanfoning lordaeron and the eastern kingdoms, minus the dwarves and gnomes who owes jaina.
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>>743734906
>stopped playing after I realized retards took it way too seriously
You're not kidding. Every single Horde player I've ever talked to, both online and IRL, were so infuriatingly smug about playing Horde that they actively looked down on anyone playing Alliance. I guess they thought Horde was the "proper" faction because Blizzard did a lot more with the Horde than the Alliance in promotional material? This was back during the BC days, so it's hard to say. Either way, the amount of dickheads who acted like playing an orc made them better than the people playing a dwarf was so prevalent it made me hate talking about the game with others.
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>>743739486
because it probably is, I remember some thirdie shilling a private server where the entire point was it was played with bots
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>>743739695
>metalheads
So the cringiest, stinkiest momma's basement fags on earth. Got it.
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>>743739379
Compensation for their micro dick and degenerate fantasies.
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>>743740287
Bodied those freaks!
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>>743732063
This. MMO is basically proto gacha shit. Skinner box games are literally mental abuse that you pay to endure.
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>>743732024
Normoids wanted to be alliance. Redditors wanted to be horde.
A retard degenerate piece of shit incel freak like me just wanted to be Scourge and was never granted his wish.
>muh death knights
Literally the opposite of what I wanted with their faggy story about breaking free, and looking like an edgy kid instead of a gross-ass ghoul or necromancer or banshee.
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>>743739947
Retards ate all of blizzard's marketing jewish tricks head on, and still thinks that the game is fine.

Fun fact that the biggest horde shills are always blood elves, and recently vulpera.
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>>743735786
On a technicality
Death Knights are undead only :^)
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>>743735786
If that's the case Taurens should have sided with Night Elves, their cultures are similar and they are bound by the cenarion circle
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>>743733537
>>743732748
This is such a wholesome interaction between two beautiful anons. We should suck each other instead of fighting all day on /v/, bros... no homo though.
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>>743737092
Whack a mole where you swap between 10 different shaped bats on the fly while dodging fireballs?

Doesn't exist, besides in WoW
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>>743732024
My uncle played horde and he told me to play horde as well, so as the naive kid I was back then I really did. Started with a Tauren but couldn't get into the setting that much. Then I made a dwarf for fun and saw how much cooler the alliance is.
Couple years later he broke up with his perfect gf that was also into gaming and shit and got together with some stupid bitch who forced him to drop all of his gaming and nerd interests (like he was so much into Star Trek). He also completely distanced himself from the family and only comes back when he needs money lmao.
So yeah horde players are really interesting individuals.
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>>743740287
>>743740330
>racemixing bad
>draenei futahorsecock good
alliancefags lmao
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kill all noshoes
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>>743732024
Such nonsense. There was no difference between the people on both fractions.
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>>743738994
If Garrosh had an actual ingame reason to chimp out about alliance anything in wrath you'd have had a point
Instead he gets cheered up by thrall in tbc, rocks up in wrath and is just an utter retard

He's only retroactively proven right like 5 expansions later and i'd kill to have garrosh in charge of the horde instead of the current femoid self insert fag brigade
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why do alliancesissies always humblebrag about their choice of faction?
it's always
>horde players are so obnoxious!
and in the same breath they declare they would never play the dirty monster savage faction because
>UUUUH I'M NOT A NIGGER I'M WHITE WITH GERMAN ANCESTRY AND AN IRONIC UNIRONIC IRONIC /pol/FAG KILL ALL HORDENIGGERS THEY BULLIED ME IN PVP
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>>743740787
The faggot who began that tranny shit was a horde player and developed a blizzard endorsed fangame by the name Whorecraft: The Chronicles of Alextraza, made on unreal 3 btw
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Me? I was an MSQandy from Final Fantasy XIV who was bored one day (the MSQ got bad) and played a WoW private server. I picked Tauren because I wanted to heal people with herbs and flowers. AMA
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>>743740932
Hi foxxo the vulperafag
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>>743740980
Hi Garithosius the human male paladin with pvp always turned off
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>>743741158
Bullshit. Alliance players always have PvP toggled and get confused and upset when PvP happens.
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>>743732024
Factions were always retarded anyway.
>all fought together at Hyjal
>Taurens and night elves have more common ground than any of the races in their respective factions
>dwarves and gnomes were just an extension of the human faction
>same with trolls and orcs
>orcs (under thrall) were friendly with humans
>somehow become KoS enemies within 10 years despite minimal contact
The forsaken don't even belong in the conversation, they're a nonsense group that was shoehorned in solely because undead was playable in WC3.
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>>743741316
>high resolution
Anything above 1024x768 isnt TRVE classic, zoomer.
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>>743741459
Undead and night elves have always been argued that they should've been a "neutral" faction cause neither of them fit with their respective factions, tauren at least got invited to the horde help deal with the centaurs and quilboars
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>>743732024
>teens played as the gay faction instead of cool undeads or hot belfs
Impossible.
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>>743741459
aren't you happy with retail wow
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>>743741546
Well the individual images are probably less than that. It was more like a 2x3 grid of the zones.
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>>743741867
Argued by retards maybe. It's an alliance of convenience. Nelfs lost their immortality and a bunch of their leaders, with orcs invading their forests. Sylvanas was a pragmatic bitch (hot) who didn't want to get crusaded.
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>>743740787
jealousy over gooner degenerate fantasy is not a good look

>>743740938
makes sense, horde is the "muh dik" faction
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>>743741316
I can't find the cinegrid you're talking about but here's a collage of the vanilla dungeons. Does any anon know an AI I can run locally to label 4chan images? I have like 100k of them in one huge folder.
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>>743741997
No. Retail's faggotry also has little to do with crossfaction everything, and a lot more to do with the elf focus, subsequent raping and defanging of night elves and pity parties that followed. I've also felt that way about factions since 2004, it's not a new thing for me. 10 year old me was actually confused when orc and human players couldn't communicate in vanilla since I had finished WC3's campaign just months before WoW came out.
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>>743741232
lmao true
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WARMODE BONUSES MEAN I CAN GET ATTACKED? THIS IS FUCKING HORDE BIAS
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>>743732404
this, in my horde guild everyone was cool. we had a couple that played together for example, dude was a giant bricklayer chad with a literal square head.
we used to stomp the premade alliance trannies that pranced around as gay elves all day long in wsg and ab
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>>743742201
kino
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>horde are the weirdos guys i swear
rp realms hosted all the weirdo sexual deviants, goldshire on rp servers was well known to be a hotbed of filth
none such place existed for horde
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>>743740163
>t. pant crapper the rapper
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>>743745196
>these are the people calling horde players porn-addicted weirdos
lol
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>>743745196
Oh yeah? Barrens chat.
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>>743745196
>You've done quite enough... and no... I do not accept an apologie from someone who would have that kind of gall and indececy
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>>743738881
10/10
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>>743735062
To be an underdog you have to be in a disadvantage to those you're fighting with or fighting against either physically, intellectually, emotionally, mentally or societally. E.g. the most obvious example is David and Goliath. The undead got an entire city to themselves, situated in a plagued hellhole that only other undead can thrive in. They create plagues, viruses, pathogens and living flesh abominations crafted from the remains of anyone unfortunate enough to cross their paths, sometimes people on their own team. They enjoy inflicting the greatest amount of pain and misery onto others, they are misanthropes and even cannibals. Thats not an underdog at all, those are villains.
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>>743745196
>tfw started on a RP-server as teenager
>never RP
>did only pvp and duels all day
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>>743747057
No see they can't breed so they need to heckin commit a widdle warcrime or two and turn more people into undead or else their culture will die. Please let us blight civilian towns in peace. Stop erasing us!
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>>743741158
Literally who?
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>>743732024
As someone who mained Alliance, I always thought the Horde were based in a lowkey way and found satisfaction at having them be my rival.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEpv7YxnLCQ
They did not give a fuck. At all.

The intro is best-listened with this btw but YT a nigger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgmdOz227I
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>>743736235
I killed a lvl 60+ paladin with my 40-somthing hunter once during TBC. That guy didn't even consider killing my pet so I just kited him until he died. They're that paladin and by paladin I mean stupid
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>>743747845
that’s not even an accomplishment huntard, pretty much anyone can kite a paladin
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>all this vitriol for the enemy faction
You're picking the PvP realms for classic+ right?
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Back in 2004 people chose Alliance because they wanted to be the heroic good guys. People chose Horde because they wanted to be the spiky, metal-themed bad guys.

That's pretty much all their is to it and reading into it anymore is pointless.
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>>743748851
No PVP realms suck, I just want to quest.
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>>743735927
This thing is only 4 years older than me and it looks old enough to be my dad what the fuck lmao.
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>>743732024
Alliance had elves and gnomes and i am not gay. I am not hating btw. its ok they made it that way so gay people can play alliance and be happy just important that i was not forced into this gayery.
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All I know is that I either wanted a badass sentinel or emulate god-queen azshara and I can't do neither and I can only roll warrior so many times before it gets a little too much even for my dementia brain
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>>743736235
>game tells you x faction has better racials for pvp
I hated playing a rogue on horde because of human and the dwarf racials. made the rogue vs rogue match ups turbo aids. Dwarf casually stone skins your fucking blind.
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>>743736721
>Someone please save me from this cycle
Nobody helped us out of it, it just happened.
You just stop playing and move on one day, and if you don't or can't you're a lost cause anyway.
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We all liked GWAR at the time so we had to play Horde
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>>743752476
night elves and forsaken should be their own small factions
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>>743744467
Congratulations on accurately embodying the stereotypical Horde player.
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>>743735330
It's tragic how hard the night elves get butchered between wc3 to fit into the Alliance in WoW
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Night elves in alliance was a mistake
Forsaken in horde was a mistake
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Alliance was the normalfag casual faction, everyone was touchy and passive aggressive. Groups would fall apart constantly and guilds always had drama, relationships didn't commonly blossom on the Alliance side, everyone kept everyone else at arm's length.
Horde was full of white trash trailer people talking about how high they were or quoting ICP that would become your best friend if you talked to them for 20 seconds and would always, ALWAYS, help out if you asked.
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>>743741316
Gotchu holmes
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>>743752714
>having your stuns resisted or sitting someones aoe fear
couldnt be me
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Retards exist in both sides.
usually they are the roleplayers.

Im a monsterfucker, always played Orc, Tauren, Trolls and Worgen.
Early on i only really played horde, when they lifted the cross faction restrictions i went worgen and never looked back.

I used to enjoy horde, but after vulpera and what they did to every single good horde hero i detached from it.
At least alliance has stormwind.
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alliance players wanted to be heroes (except gnome players)
horde players wanted to be edgelords because they thought it was cooler than being a hero
gnome players picked gnome only because they were proto-coombrains or doing it ironically or doing it in order to min-max PvP because gnomes are harder to click on than other races thanks to their size

its really not that complicated
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I really hope they add vulperas to classic.
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>>743754196
This but Pandaren
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>>743745196
Thats some dogshit writing too, holy fuck.
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>>743749104
It was simpler than that for a lot of people. I chose Horde because my friends rolled Horde. Outside that, I enjoyed Grom's/Thrall's WC3 arc more than the rest, so rolled with an orc shammy through WotLK. Once my friends stopped playing, I stopped playing. Been roughly 16 years now.
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>>743754559
you dont belong here
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>>743754707
Not anymore, yeah, which is why I hardly ever lurk here anymore outside occasional curiosity from time to time. This place devolved into total shit years ago and is now filled to the brim with the worst kind of fags imaginable.
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>>743755076
My man, tell that faggot what it is.
I'm in the same boat, for wow and this place.
I only play when friends are around, otherwise i unsub, we got 3600 IO early in this season and quit 2 months ago.

Wow has devolved into pure faggotry too, feel sorry for people that play it for anything that isn't arena raiding or m+.
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>>743755076
you never belonged here
this is not a place for people who have 'friends' and never was
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>>743755796
lol sad friendless loser
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>>743755840
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>>743755796
Gay nigga.
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>>743755796
it was never a place for nigger faggots like you either yet here we are newfag
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>>743735062
there's an apothecary quest in the undercity where the taurens sent a sick tauren for the undead to help cure
instead the apothocary sends you on missions to collect ingredients to "help" her, culminating in it killing her and the lead apothecary laughing saying it was a success
mind you tauren are the main allies of the undead who helped convince the horde to let the undead join
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>>743756437
Dumb retard cows deserve it for trusting corpses.
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>want light of hope chapel to be my rp home
>I'm a warrior
Any other cool holy places to be in?
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I play horde because it has fox lolis
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>>743758497
Kill yourself furnigger pedophile.
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>>743758595
Kiss my puffy cookie, chud
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>>743758497
>>743758695
BASED literally only reason to ever play retail is to play one of these little shits and annoy people
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>>743756026
>>743755840
>>743756112
Simple brained normbot rage.
Yummy.
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When did /v/ become obsessed with normalfaggotry?
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>>743732024
Little kids preferred playing dwarves, gnomes, and night elves. The older parent adults liked playing with the kids because that's where they were at in life, and they also preferred the elegant races, so they would play alliance too. Horde was teens and young adults who were all about edge and hated kids with a fiery passion. They genuinely had zero patience for kid stupidity, any kid who was outed would be kicked from everything and harassed until they quit the character.
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I've learned absolutely nothing from this thread.
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>>743759495
so funny normbots call you nigger faggot because that's what normbots do and you are not coping and you posted this without any tears welling up in your eyes yes
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>furfag thinks he's in good company
Yiff in hell retard
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Based furchad saving this dogshit thread
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>>743760003
I dont like the videos where she keeps the shoulderpads on.
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>>743759821
>any kid who was outed would be kicked from everything and harassed until they quit the character.
This is a good thing. Would you rather dumb retard kids be accepted and groomed when they force themselves unwanted into adult only spaces?
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bro is jerking off to character models from 2012
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>>743735786
Agreed, 4 factions would have been amazing and I think way more interesting as 2 factions.
Also each faction should have their faction only class
Alliance: Mages
Night Elves: Druids
Horde: Shamans
Undead: Death Knights
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>>743761256
2014, retard-kun
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Alliance was seen as the fag faction.
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>>743761906
Every race should've had a unique class
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>>743761906
Samwise really was the lynchpin for warcraft design.
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>>743761906
youre retarded
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>>743732024
The Horde was generally considered better, so anyone playing seriously, at least that I knew, chose because it was seen as the better choice.
So reasonable people just looking to have fun were more likely to choose Alliance than more serious people.
This means that statistically no-lifers skewed towards Horde.
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>>743753008
so youre a gay tranny running around as an elf?
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Nothin' beats corpse camping alliance faggot loser normies 19 hours a day in Redridge with a max raid geared undead rogue.

Good times. Wagie can't progress and has to log out or beg for help from other level 60's but you can't keep a rogue down.
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>>743762846
>alliance get put in a pvp enabled zone at level 15
>horde can get to level 30 without ever having pvp enabled
Man hordies really get coddled by the devs
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>>743753796
Oh no... now I want to play Classic.
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>>743760130
>>743760079
>tfw you discover IRL Chinese girls love rimming

I did not expect that.
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You seen those women from Kul tiras?
Built...
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>>743762846
buy an ad
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>>743732024
Can't speak for those who chose Horde to begin with, but in pvp, Horde were always more organized, while Alliance had more new players because typical fantasy races = more appealing. All the sweats eventually moved to Horde once they learned the game to be a part of the "good players".
>but that's bullshit and fucking retarded!
Ever notice all the infamous pvp fuckfests occured around Alliance leveling zones/quest hubs? Fats Mcgee rolls Horde because he wants that undead rogue that camped his corpse for 12 hours straight on his side, then acts like hot shit.
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>>743763374
Huh?

Oh. You mean the watermark? That dude played WoW back in the day and had like 10k subs and now he has 175k so I don't think he needs to buy an ad, faggot.
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>>743732024
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>>743753796
Mulgore is so fucking kino
A shame the quest objectives are so far away once you get to level 7
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>>743763801
>toon
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>>743763682
>Ever notice all the infamous pvp fuckfests occured around Alliance leveling zones/quest hubs?
Hillsbrad and STV are Alliance zones?
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>>743753796
why can't modern games do this
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>>743732024
I played as a sexy elf woman
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>>743732024
>human male
actual children and third worlders
>human female
asians
>nelf male
overlap with human male
>nelf female
women, WC3 players
>dwarf male
neckbeards
>dwarf female
only played as a joke
>gnome female
tryhards/sweats
>gnome male
the worst people you can imagine
>orc male
neckbeards and meatheads
>orc female
tryhards/sweats
>troll male
stoners
>troll female
literally nobody
>tauren male
children, dads
>tauren female
moms or a joke character
>undead male
teenagers
>undead female
some guy's girlfriend, troons
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>>743732024
Alliance was generally seen as the faction for children and women, Horde was generally seen as the faction for young teens and lads in their twenties. In my experience Alliance was typically high maintenance drama fags with no sense of humour, there were some nice people but you have to understand pretty races attract very vain people.

Horde were generally more laid back, skilled and just easy going in general. Not many groomers either, Ally was filled to the brim with pedos and they always turned out to be male nelves. They were the malera of the day. EU Horde in particularly was like an autistic brotherhood where no man was left behind. EU Alliance was a fagfest that left every man behind. They couldn't fight, they couldn't do anything reliably, they were awful.
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Who would have thought the edgy side with the bimbo transexual fetish and the eternal victim mentality would attract all the fatsos, porn addicts, creeps, diaper wearing vulperas and trannies playing as female belf?
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Furbolg should've been Alliance. Like every Nelf zone is entirely about helping these poor sick bear people who used to be peaceful but got very sick with Fel juice
I want to be a bear
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>>743765353
>Alliance was generally seen as the faction for children and women, Horde was generally seen as the faction for young teens and lads in their twenties
Long after the game had passed its peak. In Vanilla, Alliance is where 75% of the playerbase went.
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>>743760003
Queen.
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Wait
Is Alliance and Horde like how in Splatoon the ugly girl would always win because despite the hot girl having 80% of the playerbase 75% of them are absolutely shit at the game and drag their team down by being easy kills?
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>>743732024
Nothing attracts brownoids more than the human paladin/warrior combo. Alliance loses by default based on that alone, shame because the other races are cool as fuck. Draenei are held back by horrible art direction and worgen are held back because furries exist
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>>743732024
i picked nelf because hot
still do
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>>743762998
Bro server is either pvp or not pvp, what are you talking about
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>>743767713
Starting zones are not pvp enabled
Barrens counts as a starting zone
Redridge doesn't
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>>743766534
Sort of except the people that side with the ugly girl have a mathematical advantage in every single way.
t. sided with the ugly girl
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>that Horde guy doing the male undead dance at blizzcon and injuring himself because he was too fat
lok'tar ogar
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>>743765353
>EU Horde in particularly was like an autistic brotherhood where no man was left behind. EU Alliance was a fagfest that left every man behind. They couldn't fight, they couldn't do anything reliably, they were awful.
Classic+ will be the same unless blizzard tries to shake it up somehow. Horde end up with way more people who can problem solve on their feet and adapt while alliance will backpedal with no situational awareness.
When you introduce things things like warsong gulch it snowballs especially hard. If you're alliance and want to enjoy pvp you have to find elitists or stick to arena but if you're horde you'll find likeminded players anywhere. It is what it is
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>>743767887
Barrens always had pvp, you can even get killed in orgrimmar, what kinda pussy private server are you playing
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>>743768704
Retard
https://classic-wow-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Zone
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>>743768920
i've killed alliance niggers in darkshore so you're wiki is bullshit
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>>743768997
You can choose to enable pvp but starting zones are not pvp enabled, how do you not know this? Have you ever played WoW?
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>>743768997
Most intelligent Horde player
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I have never ever PvP'd but isn't it as simple as:
>see a yellow name
>take a cheeky potshot
>my PvP flag is up and now I'm getting shitstomped in my starter zone
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>>743769050
>>743769107
you niggers probably play retaird
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>>743762998
The opposite of this is true though. Horde can get to about 25 safely (and really it's more like 20, the Barrens has like 5 quests above that). Stonetalon, Ashenvale and Thousand Needles are all contested.
Meanwhile, Alliance can hide in Duskwood and Wetlands until 30.
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>>743769390
Duskwood and wetlands are pvp enabled.
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>>743769716
Can confirm
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>>743769390
>says this
>is wrong
>forgets that the most popular dungeon in the game is in horde territory
>right next to a main city
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>>743763761
>defending swolebenji, the guy that infects himself in every community he can because he's universally hated
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>>743770758
you think wailing caverns is popular?
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>>743771270
Scarlet Monastery, dumbass



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