Which ending in Elden Ring is canon, and why is it The Age of Stars ending?
>>743733314Its most likely the basic vanilla ending, If a second game is made
Pringles aren't made from potatoes
>>743734293Then what are they made from? Cum and piss?
>>743734379No but you're getting closer
>>743733314Because it has bosses locked behind it.
>>743733314I chose ranni
>>743733314Did nothing wrong
>>743733314I wish That can was my arm, its sore
>>743734293Real potatos are used to made pringles you dumbshit
>>7437349451 drop rule
>>743733314That's definitely the most developed ending. It and the Flame ending. The others are all ambient color coded flavor text. They really should have added full quests for the others, as well as endings.
>>743733314Elden Ring would've been better if it was written by Pringle Man himself
>>743734293They are considered crisps. Basically factory sweepings of actual potato chips pressed together into a chip shape. They cannot be labeled as potato chips
>>743733314my pringles can isn't big enough for that type of handling
>>743733314>>743733420There's so much obvious favoritism for Ranni in the game I have to imagine it's her ending.I do hope there's a second game. The stories all feel half finished, but that might just be how Miyazaki rolls.
>>743733314Because From Software champion confrontation and self-assertion / self-actualization, which the Age of Stars does more than any other ending.
Fuck off cunt
>>743735645potato potatocrisps chipssame difference
>>743736652No, one has VAT, the other one doesn't
>>743736685VATS is a cool mechanic, why dont more games have somthing like it?
/v/ STILL can't name a single thing Ranni did wrong.
>>743733314I lost gallons to that artist
It's obviously Goldmasks ending, it's in the fucking name.
>>743733314100% the fire ending due to the after credit scene
>>743733314Having dick this big would kill you after first erection.
>>743734293yes they are they are made from potato flakes
>>743733314Who gives a fuck, this game doesn't even have a story
>>743737763a fairy offers to magically grant you +1 inch length or +1 inch girthwhich one you taking bros
Demigods fuck off
>>743739221+1 inch girth a fat dick is more utilitarian than a long one that might not fit every woman's taste.
>>743739305How big do you think Ranni's dick is?
>>743739553Micropenis
>>743739305id take girth too, im not crazy long but another inch coupled with my real girth would give me actual pencildick
You are not getting ER2 so they all can be canon
>>743740094Objectively correct
>>743734520Honey is made from (flower) cum and (bee) vomit
>>743739597That would be cute and would fit her, but it also means she wouldn't be able to rail me. Maybe there's some Carian magic that can help.
>>743739256>>743737651>>743735891Keken. What lore behind this shit anyways?, I don't speak Italian.
>>743737493Didn't care at all about Blaidd
>>743739221Girth
>I love Ranni!>post off model because she is ugly freak
>>743741379You didn't post the real Ranni either.
>>743737493She sacrificed everything and everyone for her own freedom.
So what did Dung Eater's ending mean exactly? Does it just stop the reincarnation cycle, or does it mean that everyone is born as an omen or misbegotten once the curse is in the ring?
>>743741456For OUR freedom. You're welcome.
>>743741438>ranni was a gingerewwwww
Goldmask nigga
>>743742685>Yeah just suck the government dick>Never disobey, always obey authority>The system is perfect, don't question it
>>743742484Our freedom to... have nothing.
>>743742679What do you think she was? Her dad was a ginger and so was her brother(Radahn). We're not sure what hair colour Rykard had but he might also been a ginger.
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>>743744356Questioning the system and providing a better solution that excludes the corrupt influence of the fingers is exactly what Goldmask does though
>>743748980Fuck off with your spoilers. He re-establishes the system exactly as it was but claims it's now "perfect.You're a government boot licker.
>>743734293they're the sausages of potatoes. why the fuck they're so expensive is beyond me. actual potatoes are a fraction of their value.
>>743733314I like Ranni because she has Mio's VA. Sounding cute like always
>engloid translation write her as a retarded accelerationist that believes everything dying is a better resolution than eternal servitude to some alien bullshit communism being>jap translation has her act as a kuudere that's willing to sacrifice herself (and you, if you're willing to follow her) to take that alien parasite into the void and as far away as possible from the lands betweenI still hate this shit
>>743749110>remove the genocidal goddess and her crazy kids from the system>exactly as it was?
>>743750821Fuck off with your tranime bullshit.
WE ARE GODWYN btw
>>743751410I'll bet you think voting for a new president gives us a whole new government, right?
>zero art of pre doll Ranni
>>743751410You're retarded if you think the alien parasite isn't the problem, 'it's exactly this person that got the power from those parasites that's the problem, anyone else is going to do much better!!'Very naive and childish way to see the world, 'I'd be a good dictator', ah, yes, I'm sure you would.
>Goldmask>The source code of reality causes problems if fucked with, make it read-only for everyone except the sysadmin>Ranni>The source code of reality causes problems if fucked with, move it to a remote serverWhich way, /v/ man?
>>743751892There's no new president though. The elden lord isn't a god.>>743752205Find me an objective proof that the Erdtree is bad on its own.In the game, not on Reddit.
>>743752205Goldmasks ending makes it so that NO ONE can fuck with the ring except the GW (who created it). That means that there will be no more demigods. If there is to be a ruler, it will be the GW, and it doesn't seem all that interested in claiming the throne.
>>743752495So you just want us all to be slaves to the GW.
>>743752620How can you be its slave if it left ages ago?
>>743752405>The erdtree is bad on its ownWhat do you think it does?What purpose do you believe it serves?What are empyreans, exactly? Why do you think Marika became the way she was? Why do you think Ranni wanted out enough to risk destroying the world, and destroying her entire family and system in the process, for? Why does Melina and her mother (the witch) would rather see the world burn to ashes rather than to see it keep on going the way it does now?What about the flame of frenzy, why do you think it even cares about the land between if not because of the three?>>743752495>No uhm see, this time it'll be real gommunism Here's the thing, retard-kun, the greater will is so far away that the reason it wanted people in charge is because it's impossible for it to take charge, the crone herself tells you it takes thousands of moons for the fingers to receive the data from the GW, and you think they could just figure shit out without needing to be there?You seem to also somehow believe that the 'demi gods' are special, they're not, most of them were just powerful royals that became more powerful through rune bullshitting (which also comes from GW, dun dun dun), marika isn't the one that came to GW and hijack the power, I'm not sure why you would even believe that, the whole point of the fingers 'serving' (aka surveying) the royal family is precisely because GW is the one behind it all, you remove marika and something else takes its place (you, in case you take one of those retarded endings) >>743752776>but it's not hereIt was never here, and what do you think the fingers interact with? What do you think they're for?Have you faggots not played the game?
>>743752620Because the Age of Plenty was so fucking bad, right? That was when Marika was still doing the GW's bidding and it ended in her woman moment during which she shattered the ring and severed the Lands Between from the GW.
>>743752954>The crone herself tells you it takes thousands of moons for the fingers to receive the data from the GWThis is a lie perpetuated by the fingers. The truth is that the GW has never communed with them after its initial instructions given to Metyr.Either the GW has truly abandoned the Lands Between or something has happened to it that makes it unable to respond. Whatever the case is, Goldmasks ending frees the people of the LB to govern themselves (in a pre-shattering state, no less) with no divinities to usurp power until such a day that the GW should return. And should such a day come to pass, I doubt any of the mending runes would make the GW unable to reclaim its creation.
>>743753016>haha look if everyone just did what the AI wanted then there wouldn't be any more problems, just do as you're told and only take what's given to you!!This is why commies are so insufferable, you faggots don't seem able to understand the human condition at all and think 'but why would anyone else want more than what's given to them anyways??', and that's precisely why your systems never work and always go down in flames, often enough, with a lot of people dying in the process.>B-but things were so good for a timeAnd they're not anymore. Voila, that's it, that's how far your argument goes. If you remove the human (or in that case even, the 'sentient' element) then sure, if we were all plants then sure, probably it'd work, but is that the case? You don't build a system thinking everything's going to 'just work out', you build one understanding all the flaws of it and all the 'what could go wrongs' and prepare and adapt for it.
>>743733314Because it puts the divine out of the hands of fallible, corruptible mortals. Also, because Ranni is the second best girl in the game after Millicent who, sadly, has no future.
>>743753319>Okay provide your opinion but don't post reddit fanfiction-->And so here's my fanfiction on what's really happening here at the end of this 30s video sequence!!Right, you got me.
>>743752205You're retarded if you think there's an "alien parasite", like you never got over the pre-launch theory that everything was actually Bloodborne
>>743752142what do you mean bro?
>>743753598>It's not an alien parasite, okay?? Maybe it came from space and started using your lifeforce for whatever the fuck reasons, but it's not an alien parasite!!You didn't play the game.
>>743753456If all the other mending runes work as intended, why would you doubt Goldmasks?>Poop munchers rune turns the world into poop hell? Alright, that's fair>Fias rune turns the world into an undead hellscape? Checks out>Goldmasks rune restores the golden order in a perfected state? Nah, it's going to be flawed and shit.
>>743751467>>743750821>>743739553>>743737493She doesn’t look like that
>>743753743>poopoo man spends the entire game defiling corpses and screeching that he'll kill everyone and curse everyone: no, there's no reason to trust he'll do just that tho!>Fia, the succubus girl that worships death due to being brought up only for the purpose of fucking the dead god and stealing the living's vitality wouldn't just do that either wtf>haha goldmask look at him t posing XD surely that means his ending will remove hierarchies in the world and restore true gommunism =:DDD I think you're missing a lot of points, and I believe you're doing so on purpose.
>>743753969The posing is him communing with the erdtree.>No it isn'tFucking prove it.
>>743753940Her artificial body can be molded into any shape chud.
>>743752954>What do you think it does?Provides grace to the people of the Lands Between.>What purpose do you believe it serves?Sustain life in the Lands Between.>What are empyreans, exactly?Candidates for guardianship and control of the Elden Ring.>Why do you think Marika became the way she was?Unresolved trauma.>Why do you think Ranni wanted out enough to risk destroying the world, and destroying her entire family and system in the process, for?She's more interested in space than in trees. >Why does Melina and her mother (the witch) would rather see the world burn to ashes rather than to see it keep on going the way it does now?That's the complete opposite of what she says. Are you serious?>What about the flame of frenzy, why do you think it even cares about the land between if not because of the three?The FoF wants to revert the Erdtree into the Crucible because no living thing equals no suffering.>What do you think the fingers interact with?Nothing, they can't get a signal.>What do you think they're for?Handling the empyreans.
>>743754159>The posing is him communing with the erdtree.>Fucking prove it.?Have you ever heard of concepts such as 'irony' and 'the burden of proof lies with the claimant'? You're not even trying to tell me that it's something he's showing he wants or claiming he wants, you're just parroting random hearsays from random people within that world, 'oh maybe that's what it does' and you go 'OMG HE WANTS THAT', you're not just naive, you're retarded bro.You don't know what he does, you don't know what he wants, all you know is that he moves to places and point at things like a retard, you don't know his connection with GW or if he even has one, you don't know if he's just a schizo or maybe there's truth in what's being said about him, you just think 'well the name of the ending is 'age of order' so surely that means that [fanfiction]'
>>743733314Frenzied Flame, fuck that gay as world, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!
>>743754347>fanfictionI can easily prove all of my points, you can even check them yourself by reading text from within the game, what can you prove?>that doesn't countI bet it doesn't, that's the only way you retards can ever call your ideology one that's worth even considering, as usual.
>Pringles canThis is now a Book of the New Sun/Gene Wolfe thread. How would you adapt Book of the New Sun as a videogame?
>>743754404It is clearly stated in the game, through Corhyns dialogue, that he is communing with the tree. If you take shiteaters and fias word and actions at face value, then you must also do so for goldmask (and by proxy Corhyn) or you are being a hypocrite.
>>743746890Rykard was blonde, strawberry blonde at best. He definitely didn't have dark red hair like Radahn or ginger like Ranni.
>>743754717What actions does goldmask do?You're missing the point again, what words do goldmask say?What does he do or say?I can tell you what fia says or does, I can tell you what the dung eater say or does, what does goldmask ever do or say?>but corhyns!!!!What makes you think he knows? He himself tells you he doesn't understand what the fuck he means, he just assumes and believes what you're now parroting.
>>743754597>I can easily prove all of my points, you can even check them yourself by reading text from within the gameI'm sure you'll be able to provide the game text that proves your points, right?
>>743733314The best ending is where you commit poopie rapie on a universal scale.
>>743739553Do you think as a doll she has swappable parts so that theoretically she can peg her champion in the Age of Stars ending?
>>743754882The fleshless BB looks so good.I guess the cancer on it is the price to pay for easy mode.
>>743754998huh, never saw the resemblance to wyald until now. he probably did the same kind of things.
>>743755142They should have included a way to get the purified version, a version that was somber yet still allowed you to change the ash on it. Maybe even let you put Square Off on it. Would have been a one of a kind weapon.
>>743754983So he just happened to know that the hang-up that Goldmask had had to do with Radagon and it just so happened that you clearing up that hangup by informing him of Radagon's true nature caused him to continue his communion?Or that Corhyn grew disdainful of said communion when he began to decipher what, to him, were blasphemous musings about the Golden Order? He clearly learned to interpret his movements as he spent time with him.
>>743755050Could also just cast Carian Strapon
>>743755246The way they handle these things is weird.The DLC has the switchable Sword of Light/Darkness and at the same time the 2 separate versions of Greatsword of Radahn with a different skill.
Niggas who did Frenzied Flame to (((save))) that cocktease foid Melina are not real ChaosDEITIESAll my Chaos niggas burned the world for the fun of it nigga fuck a bitch aint never told me NUTTIN
I'll never know why they didn't bother to make another expansion and let the only one they made be a "side story" that doesn't affect the real world/ending options. SotE and Phantom Liberty were two of the most disappointing expansions possible because you could see the potential but instead they cut things down and pissed it all away
>>743756228Because they cannot make consistent, thought-out stories with a beginning middle and end. They just throw pieces of ideas and concepts together and leave players yo fill the gaps however they like. The world seems detailed and polished at first glance but the more you look the more gaps you see, thus they cannot make an expansion that expands upon or delves deeper into the worldbuilding, because if they did it would all fall apart.
>>743733314Default ending is the best for you personally, get to be a lord witgout being anyone's bitch>b-but maeikaNo proofs she survived>b-but le reddit's willNever was involved anyway>t-two fingersGoing to take 2 trillion years to wake up again
>>743757272what if i want to make the world eeta tha poopoo
/v/ just hates powerful women.
>>743757490ranni's power comes from nepotism. she hasn't worked her 4 arms in her whole life and now she hasn't worked in her unlife and still earned godhood.and that doll body isn't soft
>>743757490It's so funny to me that Elden Ring is basically a cautionary tale of women in positions of power
>>743735891>>743737651>>743739256Based>>743740981Goldmask is a more viable ending than people give credit for. Goldmask's rune around the Elden Ring makes it so it can never be modified again. With death restored, Goldmask firmly believes the Elden Ring is a perfect system for governing existence, and that it is the gods who are at fault for trying to change that. But that's half the enchilada. The other half is, idealy anyway, it could be centuries or millennia down the road, and people of the world wouldn't have to wonder>What's all this existence stuff about, anyway?They can point to Elden Ring, an immutable law of existence, and gain guidance. Contrast with our reality, where there are a million different ways people convince themselves to go and believe in this that or the other.
>>743737632Whos the artist
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
While I'm thinking of it, I wonder why they didn't offer an ending path that lets you save Melina without it being the one that has her hating/attempting to kill you for basically burning the world for the fuck of it like an edgelord teenage anarchist. Not to mention that I remember seeing people early on talking about >What if you don't make the pact with Melina? How far can I get without Sites of Grace or leveling? challenge runs, I thought for sure they'd do an alternate path that either you go "maidenless" entirely or find another maiden later, etc. But no, you're basically soft locked without Torrent, no progression. Seems a real waste, but then again there are plenty of other places in the game universe that could have been improved as well.
>>743757875Close, but not quite right.Goldmask CORRECTLY realized that the problem with the world isn't the Greater Will, nor the Erdtree, nor the Elden Ring.The problem is Marika. Putting the power of a Greek god into the hands of a regular human, who has normal person flaws like everyone else, is a really bad idea.So Goldmask's solution is to not have a person involved with the governance of reality.Instead, have the system run itself, or let The Greater Will handle everything directly via Grace.
>>743757875>>743761785idgi if the elden ring disappeared it's not as if causality and regression, the bedrock tenets of the elden ring, would disappear. time still can only move forward, and people will always want to go back to the good old days but we cannot. why do we need the elden ring for that.
>>743733420This, if they're being boring about it.Ranni's ending implies making the world more like ours which is boring for a sequel.Though if I made an Elden Ring sequel, it would be all endings are canon and merge into a single time line like Daggerfall.
Bros imagine the chilly cuddle sessions with Ranni under the moonlight in Liurnia.
>>743762258You're correct that time, causality, gravity and other fundamental aspects of reality wouldn't just cease without the Elden Ring.The problem is that other Outer Gods would now be able to try and take the world for themselves, and most of them are a not very nice.You already see this in-game; with the Elden Ring broken (but not destroyed) The Formless Mother is able to start corrupting throughout Mohgwyn Palace Grounds, the Scarlett Rot is able to spread out from the Lake of Rot, etc.The Elden Ring was able to keep other Outer Gods at bay, or reduced to small pockets of infestation like the Frenzied Flame prescription.Separately, the mere presence of The Elden Ring brought a lot of nice benefits to the world:1. Golden Order miracles can now function, allowing people to just cast healing magic by having enough faith.2. The Erdtree brought abundance and fertility to crops and people. Extended lifespan was included in this even without Marika removing the Rune of Death.3. The Guidance of Grace let's people see a little yellow glowy light that can help in day to day life, such as helping you find your way back to the road if you get lost in the woods, or help you find your keys if you lose them down the side of the couch I could go on, but the plethora of benefits brought by the Elden Ring (separate from Marika's extra stuff) would cease if you destroyed it or removed it.
>>743763738but the elden ring did not abate the omen curse, and the frenzied flame was kept at bay by locking up the three fingers. and the erdtree stopped being a source of abundance likely after the godfrey was done conquering because the erdtree is fed with bodies.
>>743763738>The problem is the outer gods would take the world for themselves.This take is such a vaatislop interpretation. It's basically rubbing Bloodborne's dick in the sauce simply because it's another souls game.The only comparable lovecraftian things are the celestial bodies and the Frenzied Flame, which seek to change the world in place of the Ring.All the other Outer Gods are just opressed parts of the world, there isn't this "race to throne" concept, this was made purely by vaati after he was humiliated by the "Elden Ring is a space parasite" concept being trampled on.
using rannidoll as a fleshlight against her will
>>743734293Aren't they the equivalent of potato particle board
>>743734293Anon you're misremembering a factoid about how Frito-Lay had an autistic temper tantrum over Pringles calling their product a potato chip, believing their "It's a potato chip but how did we make it fit in these cans? :^)" gimmick was ass raping their sales.They believed suing them and forcing them to call pringles something different would dispel the gimmick and make customers march back to Lays.None of this amounted to any change, Pringles just fell into normalcy and whether your filled your fat American mouth with Pringles or Lays became something of pure taste/mouthfeel preference. It's just another pointless thing showing how retarded and out of touch you become when you're a shareholding jew.
>Another run that slowly morphs into quality+faith
>>743737493she didn't slob on my knob
>>743759153You're stuck in front of the Erdtree after beating Morgott and forced to talk to Melina. You don't even get an alternate dialogue for ignoring her for so long.
If the Roundtable Hold is in the bottom left of the map, is it also a floating giant we teleported from like in Nightreign.Or did we get birded in, considering there's bird things and it's tied to birdwind castle. And Roundtable is just "don't worry about it".Where are we what the fuck is happening.
>>743766946Why Quality/Faith? There's practically nothing you need over like 25 dex. Strength/Faith is much more practical.
>>743768278>If the Roundtable Hold is in the bottom left of the mapIt isn't really where it is on the map, it really is in Leyndell, just in a different dimension. Honestly I'm kind of tired of the Fromsoft "le time and space are distorted" meme. It was cool once or twice, but now it's just an excuse for them to be lazy. Very early in development, there was supposed to be another erdtree way out in the ocean or something, and that's where the player would go with Melena to, but they changed it to be just Roundtable Hold, while never removing the map marker's location.
>>743770065Dex increases casting speed, strength requires less investment if anything due to the 2 hand bonus
>>743773184Yeah but you need 30 Strength for the Erdtree Greatshield, the best Faith item in the entire game.
