For me it's River.
>hottest character in the game>shilled before release as a big part of the game>you can't fuck him>dies after the intro
the male romances in this are just so horrible
>>743734225why did it always feel like I was one dialog choice away from getting my asshole violated as male V talking to him
>>743734323now you know how women feel around creepy guys
>>743734323Because the romances were all originally playersexual and they didn't bother to re-record anything. Same reason Panam seems like she's coming on strong to femV.
>>743734225Ive heard women didnt like himwhy
>>743734225said not a single person, ever
>>743734419He is a nigger
>>743734386>Because the romances were all originally playersexualwhy didn't they just stick with that? having only one choice for romance feels awkward, and if you were desperate for an explanation surely in a cyberpunk future the majority are bisexual
>>743734419Not women, troons who feel uncomfortable when their female self-insert gets him on by a dudeHe's actually pretty popular among real women
>niggerHoly ick
>>743734225is this the perfect male body?
>>743734419vin diesel was never a sex icon
>>743734462because they wanted to add preferences to expand their characters little did they know, gooners just want a billion one night stands
>>743734303this. river is so fucking ugly, same as silverhands old ass bandmate too. i wanted to fuck the french twin so badly, hes like the only good looking guy in cp2077
>>743734567the preferences barely add anything to the characters, while limiting player options
>>743734225>can be as big and shredded as you want>decide to be dadbod
>>743734462The dialogue feels awkward BECAUSE of playersexual writing.Playersexual romances are complete shit and make a game worse.
>>743734462Cause playersexual shit is a crutch for bad writers who can't write romance, or characters for that matter.
>>743734658>Playersexual romances are complete shit and make a game worse.no not really>The dialogue feels awkward BECAUSE of playersexual writingI don't think awkward romance writing is because of playersexuality. Its usually because the writer is bad.
>>743734608So this is what foids mean when they say they like """dadbod""".
>>743734596yeah it does, it adds a lot and goes to show you how fickle people pretend to care about their sexual preferences these days
>>743734681In this case the direction is bad. Cyberpunk has genuinely shit voice direction. Tone drastically varies throughout scenes.
>>743734225well, you are wrong
>>743734583Fairs fair. I couldn't fuck the female twin either so we both got equally fucked I guess
>>743734704how do the preferences expand the characters? the only example I can think of this is in Dragon Age Inquisition which sexuality is important because the gay characters have to have an arc about being OPPRESSED CUZ THEYRE GAYand Dragon Age Inquisition did NOT have good romances, lol>how fickle people pretend to care about their sexual preferences these daysthis might have something to do with videogames not being real life, anon
>>743734764>how do the preferences expand the characters?Are you insane?
>>743734781how do they expand the characters to make limiting player choice worth it?>they can refer to your gender in writing!you can do that while still being playersexual, just don't be lazy and record two lines
>>743734747
>>743734764Cassandra being straight despite being a stereotypically masculine woman was a nice touch, especially since it made dykes and "transbian" fags mad.
>>743734386>>743734462The crazy shit is that femV has by far the best chemistry with Panam during the romance lol, best VA work from that actress isn't accessible without mods.
>>743734885>limiting player choice is good because it makes people I dislike angryand then the card gets flipped around on you and you can't romance the cute girl because she's lebsian
For me it's Waterfall
>>743734225i look like this
>>743734225..of fundament
>>743734225gay faggot
>>743734225Just trying to have a beer and this guy grabs your cock. How do you respond /v/?
>>743734507No, too much abs.
>>743734419>i know we just solved this extremely disturbing child abduction case but can you come over to my trailer park shithole and be a mom to my drug addict sister's kids while i come on to you real bad all of a sudden?
>>743734225>>743734258scary shit taste >>743734419oldugly sentimental
>>743735232for me it's wonderwall
>>743734225Hated hanging with this guy, he's just so pathetic in that "no... don't ask why i'm not happy..... you wouldn't understand....." but then goes on way too long about every single one of his personal problemsAs >>743734323 says ; it's like hanging out with someone who's obviously trying to fuck you or have you reassure them by saying you love them and they're totally a good person, even though you just metFuck that. Naïve.
>>743734225>op is actually a faggot
>>743739858>>743734225this type of guy is the reason why you can't be too nice with strangers at clubs or bars.
>>743734419I spoke to a friend who complained about him>cop>awful fashion sense>first date tries to make you into a surrogate mother for his children>rapey vibe on the water tower
>>743740216I remember when marrying a cop was seen as a huge win, what changed?
>>743734225 If I have a mod to romance judy as male V, will it mess up a cross save on a console version?
>>743740317among other things women are generally more aware that around 40% of those relationships end in a fistfight that they aren't gonna win
>>743734419Creep.The problem with this game is that you don't get to tell people to fuck off until the very last chance/option. Just let me say NO for fuck's sake I don't CARE if you had the whole scene written and want to force me to watch it I do NOT want to see it bro. Dialogue amounts to "uh-huh" and "go on :)" which is FO4 tier. So fucking railroaded it forces me to just avoid parts of the content altogether.
femv deserved kerry
>>743740498RPG btw
>>743740468>end in a fistfight that they aren't gonna winThat's like, almost every relationship lol.
>>743734419He's a cop and his romance is rushed
>>743740692>women have the hots for literal serial killers>a cop gives them the ick
>>743740741>trying to appeal to women>not just straight up beating and raping them
>>743740741yeanow if he was a vigilante...
>>743740741exactamente
>>743740317>>743740741Sorry you had to find out that only battered boomer women don't hate pigs.
>>743740741a cop would be fine with women if he was made more realistic by having him beat the shit out of you for picking the wrong dialogue option
>>743740814>>743740880for being biologically wired to find a safe place to raise her children, women are pretty fucking retarded when it comes to actually sensing whats dangerous or not
>>743734225At least his quest was kinoBut for me, it's Her
Theres couple annoying things about river questline.it line seems slightly underbakedThe children were adult models downsized and looked creepy, remember the goofy photo?When you go to the farm theres a creepy cartoon, which is like 3 second loop and it feels lame.When you get to the kidnapped victims they're written as if they're young teen boys and ofc the models are adult with steroid routines.It felt more a quest line where the dude had ideas, then gave it to a team that didnt have resources to implement those ideas, but since its the straight male romance option you couldnt just cut it or shrink it more.
>>743740942it's been common fucking knowledge for ages now that fucking a cop is how you get your ass beat and other cops jacking your families shit when you break up. Nothing sexy about your dad calling you about getting a ticket every week for driving 26 in a 25.
>>743734225Being a woman in Cyberpunk is fucking awful
I mean I'm not a huge fan of Panam being a thrill seeking boss bitch, but I'll still put up with it. For me, it's Misty, but I don't pull rebounds like that.>>743734748Mods fix at least this one. https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/11097
>>743741273you're right, im sure jeffrey dahmer or local fent dealer lashawan are sure to provide a safer and happier home life
>>743741453>jeffrey dahmerserial killer choking shit is a meme in the same way that dudes say "would" to jodi arias or want a chick to sit on their face until they asphyxiate.>fent dealerbecause they're drug addicts and they want drugs.
>>743741905right, women are retarded
>>743740498>wants to skip all the dialogue in a story game
>>743741453Why are you so upset about the perfectly reasonable modern realization by women that cops are statistically terrible partners? Are you a cop yourself? Quit beating your wife buddy.
>>743742185its just funny recognizing how terrible women's danger awareness is
>>743734419He's a cop and a good man. Women only like thugs and rapists.
>>743742286>m'lady would never be in danger with a gentlesir like me, it's that pesky foid's fault for sucking dick for fentgood lord dude take an honest look at yourself
>>743742383if you would choose a criminal over a law enforcement officer then you are a terrible judge of character and don't deserve to raise children
>>743742078Well not all but I want my freedom in RPGs. In BG3 and DAO you get to straight up murder companions that you don't like.
>>743734225I like Kerry.
>>743742425Personally if I was a woman I'd furiously avoid both. Do you live in the GTA universe or something? There are a vast number of other professions. You yourself brought up criminals, then found it funny that your imaginary woman would marry the type of person you imagined her marrying. Baffling really.
>>743742425>criminal over a law enforcement officerThey're the same drugged up violent animal. One just has a badge and can't be punished. NTA btw. Stop simping for pigs and seething at Stacies already. It's cringe and off-topic.
lana prince or bust
>>743742498he's a bit entitled and childish though, I didn't fuck him
>>743742425you're so right anon, women should swoon over the opportunity to bake chicken nuggies in a doublewide while you batter her.They're so stupid for idly jilling off to the idea of ripped dudes fucking them, they really need a cuddly obese manchild in their life.
>welcome to my trailer please be a mother to my childrenhmm... no.
>>743734225>get invited to eat with him and his sisters >says cringe shit at the table about me liking him>fuck no, ewww. >starts dropping his spaghetti Great shit, river really is one of the worst characters in the entire game.
>>743742512>>743742529>>743742581I believe preserving public safety is one of the most important and noble things you can do. If that's a turn off for women, then women are retarded.
>>743742498His head always looked too big for his body to me.
>>743742757Except they often don't do that and instead harass just the same. Oh my god you spineless, boot cucking worm just drop it already.
>>743742498looks like a pooner
>>743742498>faggot that wished his big brother fucked himworse than river tbqh
>>743742498>canonically bisexual>locked to the gays for some reason
>>743742861>Except they often don't do that and instead harass just the sameif that were the case we would be living in a lawless shithole where you'd get mugged every 5 seconds. its still bad in certain downtown spots but violent crime is the lowest its been in the USA in decades.>caring about not getting shot and killed by drug addicts makes me a boot cucking wormwhat is wrong with modern society?
>>743734419He's very sloppily designed and executed as a character, like CDPR wanted to do a lot of different complicated things with him but nervously backed down on all of them.>He's a big strong take-charge man... but not too much!>He's a wounded troubled boy... but not too much!>He's an obsessively driven detective... but not too much!>He's a family-first dadbrotherhusbanduncle... but not too much!And so on and so on, and you end up with an offputting mess of a character that psychologically resists player engagement. Also the eye thing is creepy body horror stuff, not sexy.
>>743742757>>743743057>preserving public safetyactual civil servants get plenty of play, people love firefighters.Everybody knows the cops just jerk off in a speed trap until it's time to escalate a ticket into an officer involved shooting because they're bored.>violent crime is low because of copslmao>chicks don't want to let me beat the fuck out of them, the west has fallenlmao
>>743743328He's chudcelmax baiting
>>743734419I'm not a woman or a faggot but he's only interesting because of his quest, personally he's boring and I didn't give a hoot about him
>>743743328I don't think you've every actually interacted with a cop, and this is all besides the main point which is that women get the ick from cops while not getting the ick from objectively worse people, indicating they have terrible judgement in character
>>743743328>firefightersmaybe down at the gay bar.
>>743743564it's not a biological thing it's a propaganda thingwomen eat up and internalize any message shoved onto them hard enough and the overall message of todays society is to reject authority and to embrace anarchycops symbolize authority serial killers and criminals symbolize anarchythus propaganda demands you to find the criminals attractive and women follow what the propaganda says
>>743743718yeah you're pretty much spot on
>>743734225>Safa brownOk stacy
>>743743564Have you ever spoken to a woman? women get the ick from drug dealers too, there are mitigating factors in the case of drug addicts wanting access to drugs or putting up with shit to have access to lots of disposable cash.and serial killer shit is just a meme, they don't actually want to die.>>743743718>>743743743so true bestie, those dumbass foids fell for the propaganda. They can't have come to any conclusions based on observable phenomena, the deep state must have brainwashed them into not wanting to get beaten.
>>743744007do you not remember that lady whose boyfriend got shot by that drugged up nigger and was acting super nice and friendly towards the killer? they have no sense of awareness, they find people who go against "duh system" attractive, even if they are violent and abusive. if its some unknown absolute law that law enforcement officers beat their wives, but even if thats true thats preferable to fucking dying or having your children get raped.I don't even believe your "they don't want to get beaten!" spiel btw, given how women end up in abusive relationships constantly. the truth is that they've been manipulated into being against public safety, and being turned on by chaos and disorder, even though that's the worst possible environment to raise her kids in. its only when she's getting raped in an alley by a fent zombie with AIDS does and there's no one around to help because she voted to defund the police does she realize the error of her ways, but by then its unfortunately too late.
>>743744007propaganda works and is highly effective it can even replace common sense and women will always look to what they think is the highest authority
>>743744398>>743744681>the bilderbergs are cockblocking me I know it I know it I know it>it's a conspiracy to stop me nutting and they're all in on it
>>743744783I accept your concession
>>743744783this but unironically
>>743744783from "women are stupid" to "bilderberg conspiracy". ask me how i know you have no real friends.
incels, you are right about the nature of womentalking about it will not change it nor will it change your circumstancesyou are applying your effort to the wrong place
>>743744913biggest red pill is realizing men in the past where 110% in their right to beat the shit out of their wives
For me, it's Judy
>I can't breed>the west has fallenthe floydian nature of the modern incel reveals itself
>>743744976>right to beat the shit out of their wivesnah, the real meta is to compress/restrain them without your hands but that requires extremely slow movement and professional level de-escalationnot for men w/ latin or chinese wives
i don't care about romances in videogames, because most of them are fucking garbage, but i gotta say CDP did them right in their games, and BG3 was ok,
>>743745354Any game where the girl is either ride or die or an evil lady I can fix is an automatic 10/10 in my book.
>>743744976the greatest basedpill is realising great men from the past were all dog walked by their wives.
>>743744976>>743745183just psychologically manipulate them, its much more effective if you do it right and much harder to prove in court
>>743734225We already knew you're a faggot, OP.
>>743734386Playersexual doesn't really fit with Judy.She's not even bi like Kerry. She's a lesbodyke whose entire storyline is about a chick she was banging, involves another chick she was banging, and has a bit where she talks about having a crush on a girl when she was a kid.
>>743745183>compress/restrain them without your handsYou know I get what you're saying but your sentence can be funnily misinterpreted by thinking to compress/restrain them by wrapping them around with your legs instead
>>743744976I could be wrong but the way I see it those men survive because their wives know they cant fuck around with him or they get their ass beat. If you really want to lose your marriage, its losing respect from your wife day after day. Women are ALWAYS shit testing you, when you fail them day after day they just lose attraction and think you're a loser, and then they start convincing themselves they deserve better.
>>743745517>psychologically manipulate>compress/restrain them without your hands but that requires extremely slow movement and professional level de-escalationhow?
>>743742901>canonically bisexualIs this assuming his wife wasn't a beard or?
>>743734303Yeah, Why do they give the ugly men to the gaymers?! It is disrespectful.
>>743745781>he thinks wifebeaters aren't getting cheated on constantlylollmao
>>743746195>Jimmy Trailerpark getting drunk on shitty Natty Ice blissfully unaware that his wife with her black eye is getting railed by his best friend every other day
>faggot thread turned into incel wifebeating apologist thread What a weird time we live in.
>>743746917new to 4cucknel?
>>743744976Beating women is non-white behavior.
hate playing as femV and doing this guys quests because I always end up fucking him....I mean I'm not gay and I find gay sex repulsive, but I have to roleplay as femV and he's just... kinda hot??? I mean he's a tough guy, great body, cares about his family, and damn if he isn't sincere about you and how you helped him out. I mean look at him with his shirt off, he's fucking perfect.... But I'm not gay so I don't like doing it, but I always feel like my femV would enjoy snuggling up with him in bed and just.... ugh, I gotta stop...
>>743748637>I'm not gay
>>743748637You don't have to be gay... you can be Bi
>>743734225I romanced him on my first playthrough but outside of his top-tier quest I thought he was pretty boring. Still better than Judy because at least you get a funny t-shirt if you fuck him.
>>743734225>Panam and Judy require you to actively choose to be flirty with them>Kerry and River force your V to do it automatically while doing their questsWhat's up with that?
>>743748873Romancing Judy gets you a MaxTac outfit.
>>743748637Unironically this is how I roleplayed FemV, River represents a form of stability and family that my corpo V only really got from Jackie and his connections. I hated how the Legend ending has you ghosting them since the family is nice.
reminder to all faglords and troonlords in the thread that they are mentally ill abominations
>>743749613reminder to all global citizens in the thread that modern civilization is mentally ill and an abomination
>>743734225Should have kept the Takemura romance, sorry CDPR. I'd fuck that old man before literally any of the other male romances. I'd go corpo route every time just for him.
>>743749613Bodied those freaks kek
>>743751257He's not a pedo
>>743751257>old manWe will never ever get an old man romance. I hate this
>>743745628A good dicking can fix her
>>743734303Conversely Larian probably didn't expect Astarion to be so popular with women
>>743734258Fucking annoying retard. Game gets infinitely better once he dies
>>743751257>takemura for corpo femV>meredith for both corpo Vs>gay river>straight or at least bi kerry>panham and jude stay as iswe were robbed
>>743749613thanks, kirk hansen
>>743741164>It felt more a quest line where the dude had ideas, then gave it to a team that didnt have resources to implement those ideasCongratulations, you've described the entirety of Cyberpunk
>>743741125ruiner is kino
>>743741125Only thing I know about this game is a few of the characters and this song which is how I found out about it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nF2y31Kt8KEIs it any good?
>>743752090>straight or at least bi kerryKerry was making out with a dude in one of Johnny's memorieshe's a subby bottom bi slut rockerboy
>>743746142>beards in 2040
>>743752256FemV's pussygame would fix him...
>>743734225I liked this dude, his quest was a bit campy and gay but he was someone I figured I would like if I were gay or a foid.
>>743752383>woman dating a bi manFemV would make him fuck male fans for her own entertainment and sexual gratification
>>743734419He's like the one honest cop trying to do the right in an incredibly corrupt shithole of a city and he cares deeply about his family and friends. Of course that gives women the ick.
>>743736712>extremely disturbing child abduction caseWow, how very not inclusive of you. Those troubled teens were just trying to get hormone therapy for their transition, you transphobe. Do better.
>>743745638that's what I mean thoughlegs, arms torso anything that is not grabbing w/ hands or laying hands on
>>743742757>then women are retarded.Breaking news!
>>743752563there's also the lady cop a nomad can send to the wastes after her own friends put a hit on her
>>743734419That shit that he springs on you with his family is overbearing and emotionally manipulative.
>>743749613Everyone on 4chan is mentally ill.
>>743734225there's something gross about this guy
>>743752315He clearly didn't give a fuck about her and Johnny was surprised he even got married at all.
>>743754260I don't think Robert Linder believes in marriage as an institution tbqhwyprobably sees is as some corporate conformist hackery that would get in the way of the rockerboy lifestyle of getting high and fucking groupies
>>743734225River's "okay", but he definitely felt tempered by a fag writer to never be overbearing in any circumstance. Despite being a veteran detective, he's somehow more unaware than Regina, and she wises up pretty quickly.I feel like River should have been a fixer, so you hang with him more, do police shit, and build up a path before you tackle the more personal fucked up cow quest with him.
>>743754102Has the face of an african negro, but has the skin tone and texture of a native american (which he is supposed to be). The eye thing doesn't help.
