At gamescom. Witcherbros, we're going home
>10 years later>casuals get mindbroken all over again by how incredibly LONG The Witcher 3 is (talkan jRPG length)mite b funny
>>743739384Im guessing its just dlc to lead the story into 4
geralt dies like a cuckciri inherist his mantle
>>743739535Likely. I predict it'll canonise a set ending for W3.
>>743739579this is all i can imagine them doing
>>743739265Post the pasta I don't have it
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I suggest all my kurwas check out the enhanced edition mod I'm doing a playthrough right now and it's great. You actually feel the need to prepare before monster fights.
>>743739265Geralt will turn into a better man
>>743739579Geralt's a leftycuck and Ciri is queen. I hope you're right.
>>743739535And it will have at least 1 moment of geralt being cucked and simpy, while a woman or gay coded character shows up to take care of the bad guy.
>>743739579>geralt dies like a cuckcan't be worse than the books
>>743739265>THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!I see, CDPR. Never heard that one.
>>743739265great, are they gonna fuck up the original game and expansions with more shitty updates that introduce bugs and ruin performance?
;)
>>743739737>You actually feel the need to prepare before monster fights.games like bitcher 3 deserve to be abused with exploits so you can speedrun the broken combat. We don't want to make it tedious by requiring buff stacking and insane builds
>>743739265>makes a great final DLC>even ends with a corny "main character stares at the camera and smiles" bit>says that's the end of geralt's story>oh god oh fuck we need to build up goodwill again>fuuuuck no one cares for our new game>quick whip up something to shit on the legacy of a beloved game
>>743739579This would be powerful
>>743739789What makes a character gay coded without just being gay?
>>743739265it'll likely be nothing like the previous ones considering it's made by an entirely different team 10 years later
>>743739880>>fuuuuck no one cares for our new gamedelusional
>>743739265not at all interested in this tbfhI'm happy replaying 1 & 2, but if ever I replay 3 I'm not buying this expansion, and if it's free then I'm disabling itCannot fucking stand Ciri, have less than no interest in her upcoming game, and absolutely don't care for any post-definitive ending tacked-on bullshit that sets the stage for her to take over in yet more lore raping fanfic
Witcher has always been a series for simp niggas CHUDS LEAVE
>>743739265Cornball ass DLC, who asked for this?
>>743740202The marketing team for Witcher 4.
Hopefully they update the models and the graphics from the pre downgrade version…
>>743739880>even ends with a corny "main character stares at the camera and smiles" bithow do you trigger this
>>743739265>Expansiontoo late, lol. all the characters look better now thanks to ai. i’d prefer a cyberpunk expansion with a romance simulator. poland needs help for real...
>>743743195>thanks to AIbait used to be believable
>>743743195>all the characters look better now thanks to aiWhat does that even mean in the context of a new expansion
>>743740760Get the bad guy vampire to forgive the evil woman but don't follow up on the clues and Gerald will turn to the camera and smile when the queen died
>>743739579>geralt diesthey don't have the balls for that move, not after TLOU2 backlashbut I would love to actually have a reason not to play as Geralt in 4 so that would be logical... that or Geralt inherited Vesemirs role as a mentor in Kaer Morhen bringing up a new generation of witchers
>>743744881>bringing up a new generation of witchersfor what? they already said monsters are becoming so rare now that training new witchers isn't even that profitable or necessarily required anymore.
>>743740760It happens at the end of the dlc when you are sitting with Regis at the campfire, don't think there are any special conditions for it.
>>743745140...what the fuck is the point of a 4th game then
>>743745849we just dont know
>>743745849the point is that they NEED to replace Geralt with a woman the same way they've done to every single memorable male lead in the past decade.it is their agenda.
>>743745894I just hope to god we get a giant centipede or spider boss fight (Viy of Maribor like or an enlarged Koshchey), literally fuck the arachnophobic playerbase if their world is running out of monsters it would make sense the remaining ones would be huge monstrosities seeing as how Geralt basically single handedly carried out a genocide against all of them in W3
>>743739846>Opponent with just 2 cards left scorches my beautiful juiced up row
>>743739265they should've made cyberpunk dlc instead, now i have to fucking replay witcher 3?
>>743746339your savefile should be safe and sound in steams cloud though
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