>game is a death threat to the fans
>And fuck ME, the developer!
>>743741708>gamedev is honest and takes full accountability for their failings
>Main boss is the guy you never met before>Fight's ost is it's own unique composition, not uninterrupted by anything
>>743742009Fuck, I mean just uninterrupted...
>>743741812Afro Samurai 2 which was so horrible the developer ceased all sales, deleted the game off of people's accounts and issued full refunds.
>game is a physical predecessor
>>743741708>Special Apologies To: Everyone who supported the project
>This game was made impossible thanks to our Kickstarter backers
I don't understand what this thread is about.
>In loving memory of the player, who will die in 7 days after playing this game
>>743742396Lurk for another century.
>And to all my wonderful friends and family, who watched me develop this game:>FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I TOLD YOU I'D FINISH IT. BITCHES.
>spread credits
>Critics are calling the game "A defeat"
>>743741442>We’re making this game with our current audience in mind
>beginner creator ownership argument
>strongest character betrays the party and turns into a boss.>becomes 10 times weaker
>>743742480ok boomer
>>743742902>Critics are calling the game "a venture into boundless deformity"
>>743741442Examples?
>>743743053Regular show: the videogame
>>743743053DmC Devil May Cry
>Hero is about to win the final battle>Remembers friends and family>Loses
>a new tutorial appears 80 hours into the game
>Press IJKL to move
>Please shut the game off when the save icon is visible
>unloading screen
>go through door >door remains open so you can make sure you didn’t miss anything
>Meet first companion in rpg>They stare at the screen and read out your full name/address/birthday/social security number
>Special thanks to ur mum
>Skippable Gameplay>Unskippable Cutscenes
>>743743672>Defeated boss joins your party>He's much stronger
>walk behind a secret door>there's a waterfall
>Arachnophilia mode
>>743743272geg
>>743743861>Regular enemy comes back as boss battle
>>743741442with how many games exist I'm surprised one doesn't exist where the creator hires a hitman to kill you if you beat it
>>743744050Pathfinder wrath of the righteous
>kill flying sword>it drops a rat
>>743742009Metal Gear Rising
>Die>Game Begins screen pops up
>buy potion of healing>I drink it during a boss battle and it applies poison on my character (that rascal of a merchant tricked me)
>>743743860Any $ony game nowadays.
>>743744516His potions are too much for you, traveler.
>adjust your brightness until nothing is visible
>and fuck YOU for playing
>Critically Condemned Falure of the year edition
>Level Down
>enemies knock on your door
>"The Game" releases>10 years later>"The Game: Degraded" releases
>>743743053>>743744675Deltarune Chapter 5
>>743742274
>Monster opens the closet you're hiding in>Jump on him with a scream
>>743743860Basically FFXIV
>Beat game without dying>"You have unlocked Easy Mode"
>>743743272Lmao
>>743742328literally Star Citizen
>hold ctrl to stand up
>Sitscare
>game is pay to lose (everytime I lose I have to pay half a dollar or my save file will be erased)
>buy potion of flying>try drinking it>liquid flies into the sky
>reloading is always faster than switching to your pistol
>>743745327>ransomlike
>all family members and friends of the development team were harmed during the realization of this game
>game is a love letter to the movie industry
>>743745571>eroge is a love letter to the Canadian BSDM community
>late access death demolishing roguehate
>>743743567>the floppy icon is displayed at all times except when saving
>>743743053Danganronpa V3
>>743745327literally arcade games
>>743745821>Press K to kneel.
>>743744223Have you ever tired to order a hit on someone? It's super expensive.
>>743745327Ninja gaiden 3 where the highest difficulty was paid dlc
>>743742057Apparently a big enough failure I never heard about it lmao
>>743745458lol>>743745919true!
>WARNING!>This game may contain scenes of love, kindness and affection
>>743746050aww>>743746024kino
>>743743904Dark Souls with the Master Key.
>>743741812Jap bosses and CEOs do this all the time and while they may take the public fall, I bet it's still the office peons who truly suffer for the failure. Jap business culture is insane.
>>743742009Ninja Gaiden II did this.
>"Press R to reload">Press R>Save reloads
>this game was produced by a cultural homogeneous team with no variety in religious faiths or beliefs
>>743745136>main enemy cant damage you and cab only evade and hide
>>743743053hotline miami 2
>>743741812Homefront: The Revolution has an apology letter written by the CEO of the devs that finished the game in the credits
>>743746050Unironically needed for kissless virgins. That shit hurts more than any violence or depression shit
>die more then once>hard mode has been unlocked
>Final boss beats you with the power of friendship
>First person shooter>Kill the first enemy>Game ends
>>743743272>about to defeat the final boss>montage of everyone you've met or spoken to praying fervently for your defeat
>Die a lot in one section>"You seem to be having trouble. Would you like to increase the difficulty?"
>>743747204Name 1 fucking game
>final boss fight>settings theme starts playing
>>743743272Gotta stay focused on the fight.
>>743747287>First person shooter>Join server>Can't shoot since you're not first to join
>>743747337>>743743272a game like this with a reviled protag would be kino
>>743745223Pokemon BW2 made you beat the game to unlock easy mode.
>Every item is unlocked from the start of the game>Every time you die some of them become closed>Rogueunlike
>>743747749I'm still confused by thatHard isn't even much harder, why would you want to play the game but easier
>>743741442>These events are purely nonfictional>All similarities to settings, people, and events are completely intentional
>>743747996>Everyone was harmed in the making of this game
>>743742274>Special apology: YOU, the player.>Sorry for playing!https://youtu.be/r6epsGrcuTs?si=8-3BGKfavIq0yuWc
>>743747398Deltarune chapter 5, though it's more like a tie.
>>743747398Red dead redemption 2
>boss fight is unwinnable if you pirated the game
>>743748837>Boss fight is skipped if you ninja'd the game
>Game requires you to play in a special, more difficult way to unlock the worst ending
>>743744441Everhood 1.
>Walk into boss room>Boss room locks with the boss outside
>>743749006Haunting Ground
>>743749006That's goodHaving a weird fucking bad ending should require you playing oddly
>>743741442
>>743749125Actually a hilarious concept. This should be done in a game with lots of jokes and meta humour. Kinda like in Sonic Generations when you reach the goal post in Crisis City as lil sanic and it flies away in the tornado. >>743747912The simple answer is GF have absolutely no idea what they're doing
>Game is a DEATH NOTE to the fans
>>743744286path of exile
>playing the game like how it supposed to gives you the bad ending
>SUBJECTIVE: Perish
>>743743860Max Payne?
>>743747792Kino concept but make it so that you can only have a few of them equipped at a time
>>743749457Spec Ops: The Line
>game congratulates me and then spams me with racial slurs
>>743747792>Game is a cluster fuck and you're too strong to even tell what's going on at the start >Keep flying into walls and dying from giant explosions >Game is best when you have a normal kit with all the items gone
>>743749278
>>743743289>new ability unlocks during the credits
>>743743289Final Fantasy + Xenoblade
>main character has a family from the very beginning of the game>They are not a burden and actually help you throughout the game
>>743749457literally cave story
>>743745983tell us more anon
>Final Boss Battle starts>Its a tutorial on a previously unused mechanic
>>743742274>Special thanks to: me, the developer, for being such an awesome genius
>>743750509good one Kojima
>you lose new abilities after defeating bosses
>>743750490i can't remember which one right now but there has to be a game where the final boss uses a special mechanic and the dramatic fight is interrupted by a tutorial explaining it
>come in last place to continue
You just won The Game
>you have too much mana to cast this
>>743749278literally every rendition of death note besides the original.fukken netflix
>press start to exit to desktop
>>743742328>we had a full triple A studio budget but then the Kickstarter backers stole EVERYTHING from the company vault
>>743742817>gaping prolapsed credits
>closed world gameplay
>Encounter the easiest enemy in the whole game >After you defeat him he just reappears >In order to progress you need to let him win
>>743746240This would unironically be a massive flex by a Chud developer nowadays.
>>743743860Dustborn
>>743749006Undertale Genocide endingAlso Faith chapter 2 (not 3, that bad ending specifically requires you to basically not play the game)
>>743743272>Random mid game boss is at 10% health >Suddenly flashback of his family and friends plays>One-shots you
>Turn-based strategy>Enemies move in real-time
>>743747337That'd be a great powerup motivator for a villain
>>743741442>press K to shoot yourself in the face
>Game ends on a cliffpuller
>Luck affects a little bit of everything!>Graphic options, hardware usage, shaders, file size of the game and system language are randomized with each point put in the stat
>Enemy has a small noticeable spot on the body>Shooting it makes him stronger
>>743745327kojima would be proud
>game lets you buy real money with in-game currency
>>743751907I think WoW had something like that...
>>743751907>>743751950diablo 3 too
>Developer sends you a bug report
>>743746129I'll take your word for it. The only example off the top of my head is the Tales of Zestiria situation, where apparently the voice actor for one of the characters had to apologize while the boss went off on vacation or something.
>>743752073>You resolves the developer bug and post it.>"Lol, you're not supposed to do that.">Update to blocks your fix
>>743743289I'm still slightly mad that DMC5's final boss is a tutorial. I know 20 missions is series staple, but I think they originally might have intended the campaign to be longer, considering how the game drops you new weapons and mechanics right before the end.
>>743752073Don’t most changelogs do this in a way? When they list bugfixes they usually list what the bugs did first.
>>743743272>cliche scene where the hero is overpowered by the villain and a bunch of apparitions of the hero’s friends show up out of nowhere>they all tell the hero that he sucks and should give up
>>743747337fucking kek
>>743746240Technically all games that preach do opposite do exactly this
>>743744062Go back to sharty.
>>743745223>>743747749Alpha Protocol kind of did something like this as NG+ unlockable. If you clear the game as Recruit background that gets zero skill points at the start of the game, you unlock Veteran background with a fuckton of starting skill points for future playthroughs.
>game dev states he's done with the game>keeps making updates
>Developers review bomb your workplace
>DLCs remove content that is already in the game
>>743752707
>Game reinstalls your os upon completion
>>743752073>Dear player, check out this ladybug I saw today
>day-zero pre-installed off-the-disc content
>Balance patch to make useless items even worse
>>743752957Thanks Valve
>>743752957Wait, isn't this thread supposed to subvert what is actually happening?
>All characters featured in this game are underage children.
>we have met 0 goals
>lose boss fight >win in cutscene
>>743753019You gotta respect the all characters 18+ sticker on a toddler doujin.
>Childhood friend rapes you>Is not even eroge
>>743753019>In appearance, all the characters are at least in their 30s.
>>743750364Not quite the same but one of the key characters in Tales of Symphonia learns a new (strong) spell after being brainfucked and turned into a mindless automaton in a pivotal cut scene. Immediately after you get the message to swap out the disc.
>final boss can remap your controls mid fight
>Get the worst ending if you choose every good option
>Start game>opens Character Destruction screen
>developer gives your play-through of his game a bad review
>Special thanks to: ex-girlfriend
>>743753317
>>743744516this actually happens in fear and hunger
>>743753298>leave bad review on game>dev releases your gameplay footage on YouTube >everyone makes fun of you for being bad
>Horror game>Character stares right into the camera>Reads out developer's personal data
>Minimally Single-Player Offline Life-Simulation Game with False-Space Improvisation Elements
>Slimes are the strongest enemy in the game
>lose in a H-game>get a vanilla sex scene between two consenting adults
>>743753139>Childhood friend rapes you>Insert Chapter 7 Side B
>use heal spell on undead enemy>it turns into a stronger, less decayed undead
>>743753569>Dragons are the weakest enemy in the game
>>743753836>divine being is the weakest boss in the game
>get killed by a slime>split up into two smaller adventurers
>>743751104Did they boil a Duck? WTF!
This game contains some scenes that are suitable for people without photosensitive epilepsy, specific phobias, psychological distress, extreme violence and gore, and adult themes. If you are sure that you do not suffer from any conditions, or think that you may not be at risk, do not consult a medical professional and continue playing the game immediately.
>>743754059>start the game killing gods>final quest is helping a villager find her cat
>>743754059>divine being is the weakest member of the party
>Leave starting RPG town to fetch something >Come back afterwards and it's completely fine
>>743743289Celeste in the ultimate final level.
>any resemblence to real characters or events is not a coincidence
>dev purposely patches in bugs to hinder speedrunners and disrupt competive play>game has a steam achievement for getting killed by a developer in real life
>Press cancel to extend the tutorial
>towards the end of the game, the main character goes crazy and betrays everyone>You get to choose the character you will play as to hunt him down>Your first character folds easily and is not a final boss
>>743750734This reminded me of a thing at work. Accidentally hit exit and a window pops up that says "All information will be lost if you exit now">Go Back>ContinueI hit continue thinking it meant continue my task but nope, it meant continue with exiting.
>>743753139
>Special Wrongs:>My mother>All of our adoring fans>And you, the player>>Fuck you for playing!
Turn-woke role-playing game
>>743747337Kino
>>743754128>Be sure not to take any breaks and play in a dimmly lit room.
>>743754672Kek
>Beat boss>Start looking around for loot>1 minute later, boss enters arena again
>>743751907>game has you spend anime girls to gain random amounts of gems
>>743753281>Character creators starts after the opening segment
>Finish the game>Character creation starts
>>743754721>0.01% of have this achievement
>>743755201>achag game>you use irl women to get in-game currency
hehe I love these threads, the anons are creative
>In-game camera system has a live feed of your room
>Enemies can savescum
>game has a giving birth quick time event
>Press any key to exit
>>743754721>>743755595>100% have this achievement
>>743755876There might be one out there
>>743755876that's going to be the Fallout 3 remake>press E to come out of womb
>Boss can overwrite your save>Boss can load your save
>developer reviewbombs customers and demands they re-buy the game
>>743756025>>743755997>>743755876>game developers hide on-disc content behind microcontractions
>>743745327I think I came up with the worst way to go about account bans./v/ jokes about "say word, money stolen" but that's my idea.When you say a bad word or get banned you then get charged a fee. It starts at like 1 buck and then increases for each ban. Once you get banned enough to where it's the price of the game or higher you then have an option to write a long apology letter about why your account should be unbanned, and it's double checked by AI to make sure it's authentic and not just spam.
>>743756113>boss can CORRUPT your save
>game is optimized to run worse on better hardware
>instead of damaging your health, the boss' attacks make you lose money>your irl money, at each hit, money is transferred from your account to the lead artist's account>you lose if you go bankrupt
>>743756273>bosses save file is visible on the selection screen.
>>743756347Peak findom H-game.
>>743741442>"Imhevwepnsgu anthi ismywepn"
>>743756429lol>>743756404I never understood that fetish
>character creation produces an NPC who dies one second later and your actual in-game appearance is random
>>743755876didn't warframe have one?
>>743743272Umineko, several times actually.
>[Game] 73% Run - ALL Cutscenes - YES commentary - MAXIMUM saves - Lifeless
>>743756398Bravely Default did this i think. Or maybe it was the sequel.
>>743755876Assassin's Creed 2
>>743756481>character creation produces an NPC who dies immediately after finalizing them and your actual in-game appearance is a yellow manlet chud
>>743741442Guilty Gear StriveDiablo 4Ninja Gaiden 3Devil May Cry 2Mortal Kombat 11Final Fantasy 7 RemakeResident Evil 4 RemakeResident Evil 3 RemakeMelty Blood Type LuminaDestinyDestiny 2MarathonDishonored 2 Death of the OutsiderLara Croft new trilogyStreet Fighter VDead Space 3Prince of Persia The Two Thrones
>>743756610He's pretty tall tho
>>743756481>character creation scene where you select class, build, and starting item>character you created is the final boss>player character is premade
>>743756481actually kinoImagine you get an opening tutorial mission with your custom character before they get killed/captured by the Main Boss before you switch over the real Protagonist.
>more party members makes combat harder
>>743756481transphobic game design
>>743744662All games in my old ass tv
>final boss is the friend that reccomended you the game >only way to beat it is to reccomend the game to another friend
>>743745223Any game with new game +
>turn down music volume in settings>game makes it louder to spite you
>damage expansion
>Color Blindness toggle makes everything black
>Game has macro chudinactions
>try to drink potion of invisibility>can't find it
>Real time Strategy>It's fake
>>743757045hehe>if you want to access locked parts of the game, you have to shout NIGGER in the microphone
>>743756747pretty sure brutal orchestra does this? if you bring less members into a battle you can fully dodge enemy attacks but if you bring more theres less empty tiles on your side for the enemies to whiff their attacks at so your guys will take more damage overall
>>743741442>Game is a death promise to fans
>Press any button to continue.>Press on pants button>Pants come off
>>743757072lol>if you drink it, your character is invisible to themselves as well and you need high enough WIS and DEX scores if you don't want to trip and mishandle things on the regular
>>743743289factorio DLCnot necessarily 80 hours in, but close enough for the first timer
>This game absolutely promotes violence against real world groups or individuals
>from the people who watched a letsplay of the first game
>most basic version of enemy with several variants shows up at the end
>>743741812one of the lead devs of Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2 fully admitted on a Spanish vidya forum that the game was a complete piece of garbage that should've never been made
>hero is recently married simple man living in a small village>repels attack by evil bandits on the village>nobody dies>not even his wife>hero and wife go on an adventure as a power couple>they only fall even more in love>retire to their original village after a few years of adventuring and start a family
>Main antagonist rebuilds village and resurrects the villagers while MC is away in the first chapter
>sleeping does not advance time
>an ancient evil falls asleep
>long-haired magic/support girl doesnt shut up until her lore is revealed
>>743749457This is Deltarune in 2028-29
>sleep to exacerbate your wounds
>Eat food to lose HP
>>743749006Mass Effect 3. It's one of the reasons Indoctrination Theory doesn't hold up. If you play the game worse and have the lowest amount of war assets possible Destroy becomes your only option.
>>743743272Deltarune chapter 5
>you can walk but its painfully slow>running costs HP and can kill you
>>743742396le random quirky vidya maymays xd
>>743757594would be a great detail if this happened when your character is concussed
>>743756481dark souls kind of with the whole hollowing thing. not random but you do look like a nasty piece of beef jerky after a detailed character creator
>And most of all fuck YOU, the player for playing our game
>drink potion of enlightenment>don't feel any smarter
>>743757887>take hit to the head>go to sleep>YOU DIED from a brain hemorrhage in your sleep!
>>743757738Worst RPG I've ever played
>be in epic fight with boss>finally manage to kill him>cops arrive and arrest me>escorts me out of workplace >what the fuck gamestop
>>743747792>>743750162I seem to remember Transistor doing something similar, dying would lock up certain abilities (for a while?)
>game is not safe for home
>>743749006Drakengard
>>743757738Helldivers 2 with deadman's sprint
>>743744441elden ring
>you play as the unchosen one
>>743743861>boss defeats you>you join his party
>would you like to delete your game before closing the game?
>>743749006medievil 2. get all the chalices and you get the bad ending
>boss defeats you>you're forced to join HIS party
>>743757196>This game is based on a true story. Every character, location and event presented in this game is real and is meant to represent real life.
>Buy something from a merchant>Immediately realise you don't need it and sell it back>He pays you more than you gave him
>HINT: Save late and save rarely
>>743749006>>743749230Look Outside has several horrible bad endings that require a lot of extra and often obscure work (some with time gated events, others with moon logic) whereas the best ending just requires you to do a couple extra steps along the main path.
>>743758674Fable. There's this half-baked supply and demand system, so if you for example buy all the apples from a merchant he will realize he doesn't have any apples left and will pay you more than you bought them for. This has to be done with big stacks of items or it won't work though.
>>743749006Resident Evil 1>>743758726MGS or other games that have give you a worse rank for saving more.
I actually want to play a game if you lose you join the villains
>>743758664Oh that's MGR Sam dlc
>Earn a killstreak in the online lobby>Game puts debuffs on you to make your life harder>If you reach 50 kills your team instantly loses
>boss defeats you>he dies in the cutscene after the fight
>find chest>there's a waterfall behind it
>the boss starts his monologue>"We're completely different, you and I"
Best thread on /v/ right nowMaybe this place isn't completely hopeless
>you burn down your own childhood village
>>743759207Koudelka. Canon ending btw.
>Enter boss arena>Cutscene begins with camera pointing at you>Microphone icon appears>"Start your monologue"
>>743754721>dev patches a bug to disrupt speedrunners>the bug still works
>>743746129better than american ceos that fire half the staff and beg the government for a bailout
>you start at level 100 with all abilities>every time you kill a enemy or complete a quest you lose XP and levels>good ending requires you to beat the game at level 0
>>743759697Kino
>>743759849There's an h-game like that but it sucks because your stats increase instead of decreasing
>>743751373Does MGS4 count?
>>743759849there's a roguelike that's like that, you play as an experienced yet old adventurer, as you "level up" time takes its toll and you weaken more and more, can't remember its name atm
>Start game>Unskipable credits roll
>>743757370god, this sounds adorable, I want this game for real
>>743760261(still me) found it! https://www.roguebasin.com/index.php/A_Quest_Too_Far
>character gets a good ending and lives a happy life>fans don't like it and demand a spin off where he dies
Concord and Sony. It was a sign that Snoy hated their fans.
>say no-no words>get reported>people that reported you get banned
>oh young hero, you must go and save the world>no>credits roll
>the boy hero kills the bads guy's entire childhood village
>Detective game>You already know who the killer is>You need to find out who is the dead guy
>>743743053Star Ocean Till the End of Time
>evil conspiracy is controlling the land>hero kills them all on accident without even realizing who they are and what they were doing
>>743761083>Everyone is suspected to be the culprit>You have to find the one guy who didn't do it
>>743760925>get reported for toxic behavior>get email for job opportunity
>v-float
>basic attack has a 30 second long cutscene animation>highest level skill is just a quick swipe
>>743761083>Detective murder mystery game>you did it
>final boss requires none of the abilities you've gathered over the course of the game
>>743761083>detective game>you can interview the corpse to find out who killed the victim>Communism. Communism killed him.
>>743762025Gothic
This apparently exists but it's your sergeant and de facto protagonist of the game who did it.
>>743761083Would be kino.
>>743762025>because it's a qte
>>743762025>Every 3D Sonic game
>>743762039>detective game>you can interview the corpse to see how he died
>>743762084Obra Dinn is pretty much this times 80
>>743744434But the final boss theme in Revengeance isn't a unique composition.It's a rock remix of the Peace Walker theme (which became the new Metal Gear theme) with lyrics.
>>743762025drakengard
>game is a love letter to your mother
>>743761083>Detective game>You already know who the killer is>You just have to prove it
>game is a love letter to hate
>>743761646Heavy Rain
>game is a jury duty summoning letter to the player
>safe for work hentai game
>>743757370>fantasy game>character meets female warrior and the go on to beat the demon lord whatever together and help people>you do, the finale is going to an hospital because your wife is about to give birth>is a stillbirth>game is not over yet, the botched births are happening all over the world>do you stay with her to help her deal with grift until recovered or hurry in search for answers?>the stillbirth were caused by previous heroes who wanted to dramatically shake things so that fate would be thwarted so hard it would lose its grip on people.>also this plays in the fake creditshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFyCfFJC0no
>>743762707Spoilers!!!
>>743762618Very novel
>>743762960Game is older than some anons here...
These are my favorite threads on /v/.
>>743763046I remember the "press X to Jason" days. To go back...
>>743741442>game is a 2,000,000 word nickelodeon show fanfiction wikipedia to the fans
>defeat the final boss >game pivots to in depth economy and infrastructure simulator >you get executed for wrecking the country with your shit policies
>>743761083Ghost Trick
>>743763470>directed by george r.r. martin
>the game promotes inbreeding
>>743745891This is true. Kodaka is still trying to kill me.
>Fantasy setting with different races>Humans are not the most numerous jacks of all trades
>>743745919wow it really is
>>743755607kek
>>743762025>final boss is immune to every weapon and spell besides the basic wooden sword you start the game with
>>743764474gouls and goblins
>>743763470Isn't that one of the Fable game?
>>743749006Unironically Heavy Rain.
>get killed by an enemy 2 minutes into the game>gain achievement for first death>"0.01% of players have this achievement"
>>743757997Happened to me multiple times in Casualties: Unknown don't go to the threads, once they talked about the game but now it's JUST furshit
>>743757260I'm ~65% sure this line has already been featured in some obnoxious ironic trailer
>Luck: affects a little bit of everything >game is optimized like shit>every point you put in Luck improves framerate and removes bugs
>>743764189>fantasy setting>it's filled with mostly generic fantasy races>humans are not the most common race>in fact there are no humans at all>it's not a video game
>>743743860Unironically Mixtape
>kill white boss>achievement pops up>The nigger they are...
>>743742902>"It really makes you feel like Anon"
>>743750615Conker’s Bad Fur Day
>>743743860>Entire game is skippable from beginning to end
>>743765319lorwyn is my favorite plane, bloomburrow is cute too
>slow walker high score
>Standing simulator
>>743765919I started not buying new sets just before Bloomburrow. It did look cute, though.
>>743749457Silent Hill (PS1)
>VN>There's a skip option>You can only skip moments you haven't seen
>>743747912Easy mode is actually harder.
>>743766127>Walking dissimulator
>>743762098Dying Light 1
>Easy is the hardest difficulty
>>743763024Name 41
>destroy your progress by closing the menu with the END button
>>743766393>arcade walker
>>743757089>real space strategy
>>743766512>difficulty levels are called "goo goo gaa gaa baby", "journo mode", "literal retard", "very easy" and "easy">"very easy" is already almost impossibly hard
>>743766512>Hardest difficulty is only somewhat hard because you're glass cannon that can kill anything in seconds>Second hardest difficulty is the hardest because every enemy is a damage sponge but still hits hard
>Fans come together to execute the servers of their game.>Devs resurrect it after 10 years of reverse engineering the source code.
>>743766913>"Hardest" isn't the final difficulty
>>743744050unironically stellaris has this
>>743754302>divine being is the sexiest member of the party
>>743755876>>743755997>>743756487yeah thats just warframe.
>>743758674Blew my mind when I realized it while playing the best GBC game ever madeFuck the ferry jew I will cross every time
>>743749006chaos head, but calling a vn a game is a stretch
>>743767489what the fuck happend to the space ninja game that it now has a giving birth QTE?
>Prepare to Live edition
>>743767919it added a really cool warframe with the ability to larp as a plasma cannon wielding gunshipalso the event made the alphabet crowd really angry, which I find funny
>>743767919steve moved over to soulframe so now the project head is a woman.i believe that should explain everything.we also have>warframe skins that are just humans (plus an entire update about them and dating)>extremely blatant and expensive hornybait skins>a boyband>worse powercreep than you've ever seen under steve
>>743764985Thanks for letting me know, I've ignored the threads as shilling so far, but I will check them out now.
>>743766512It shall be engraved upon my soul.
>>743742396You need a minimum IQ of 18 to post hereLurk more, newfag
>>743768113Exact game I had in mind.
>>743762098shadow of mordor
>main character is a parasite controlling the body of the previous protagonist
>>743741442>You need super rare materials in order to craft the worst weapon
>>743763470Far Cry 4. You go from a totalitarian dictatorship to a bunch of guerrillas doing vigilante justice.
>>743752801Destiny 2
>>743743272That actually made me laugh.
>>743761646>my favourite detective trope (danganronpa and that agatha christie one)>cant ask for recs because it would spoil the mystery
>>743757887Think obenseuer does this.Always seems like alcohol poisoning gets way worse when you pass out.I can survive it usually if I force myself awake with -sleep items, but the second I pass out I'm dead.
>>743762875>no sexual content>game hosted on a site for distributing sexual contentF95, for when you finally find something that looks half decent, only to realize it's just a normal video game and involves 0 actual hentai.
>>743746145underrated
>>743753184>18 year old highschool girl....
>>743745571Any Kojima game
These threads are just a bullshit excuse to post a wide variety of reaction images (thanks anons mine were getting stale)
>>743747337Top kek
>>743753184Pretty much any 60s-80s movie about school before using child actors got popular in filmaking. A bit like the greek theathre using men with masks for female roles.
>win boss battle>entire party levels down
>>743759238nice
>>743754391kek
>>743744914>Game: Reenslaved
>>743769146This fucked me up so much. I started Destiny 2 shortly after release, and put maybe 10-20 hours into it. The base for the game was this place called "the farm" or something. Years later, I check out the game again and we're back in the tower from Destiny 1. I thought I launched the wrong game. And there's no way for me to play the original story missions to find out how the Guardians got the tower back.
>1 point of health/armor pickup at a very suspicious corner of the map>You pick it up and nothing happens
Love these threads, don't care how unfunny the average post is.
>>743759238
>enter a room toward the end of a level with a huge ammo drop>the guns that can use it only unlock after the boss fight
>>743742274Barkley 2...
>>743742328Pillars of Eternity
>>743743272>>743747337This is making me cry with laughter for some reason
>>743773785It kind of comes out of nowhere.
>>743745223RE4
>orc can only focus on int and dex
>>743773727lol
>>743773572Basically Terraria. You get the best weapons and spells AFTER killing the last boss. That shit made me mad.
>>743743053everhood 2 honestly
>>743747337>>montage of everyone you've met or spoken to praying fervently for your defeathttps://youtu.be/07kmMKgO5A4?si=pfRaygfyh4B25Dbh&t=777
>>743743289baba is you
>>743754059This happens in WoW. Stupid fucking star creatures whose only role is to get corrupted and ruin it for everyone else
>Protagonist loses with the power of friendship
>>743752957Helldivers 2
>>743756481>game has in-depth character creation>created character dies in tutorial and then you play as the MC
>>743764912Fable 2, and overthrowing your brother was the mid point of the game. You find out he was a massive tyrant because their is some upcoming apocalypse he was overpreparing for, and you have the choice to do the same (which just makes you a tyrant) or you can be good but unprepared.
>>743766512Unironically the stalker series. The hardest makes enemies easier to kill
>>743773993
>game is a gay letter to the fans
>>743743272>man... these guys really suck actually
>>743775109>draw an elf>call it orc
>>743775013Old stupid myth debunked ages ago
>>743775249>Be Tolkien
>>743756747mewgenics kinda. Less party members means your cats level up quicker.
>>743758674Sonic Unleashed
>>743767000EDF! EDF!
>game is a subpeona to the fans
>Game is made with no genre in mind and is only plagarism
>you may ban the mods for appropriate behaviour
