Why does /v/ pretend to dislike Overwatch all of a sudden?
>>743796303It was trash from the start. As is any game that has non-humans (non-whites and women).
>>743796303>all of a sudden?Is it 2017 again?
>>743796303Because/v/ is bad at the game
shouldn't you be asking if futa is gay or not
>>743796303>pretendThe game was kind of novel and the original cast was actually pretty good, but that was a decade ago, and like every other IP they own Blizzard has spent those years shitting all over Overwatch. Also SFM porn fucking sucks.
it was fun when it first came out and people didn't make it about meta tank healer slop
>>743796707Yes, I'm sure we're so bad at a game ewhores play all the time.
>>743796707Honestly true.Out of every FPS game I've played, Overwatch by far requires the greatest aiming skill check. You can't really track these characters, they change velocity instantly and cooldowns are nothing. By the time I saw Diamond lobbies I'd die the instant my head pokes, but also need to track hyper mobile airborne targets.>>743797332I mean, I guess that's true for any vaguely popular streamable game.
>>743796303I've been playing it since 2018 and it's boring as shit now.
>>743796303Woke aside OW2 launch was abysmal dogshit. Now people only hate it because of woke even while woke slowly disappears.
>>743797694>muh wokeness ruined overwatchIt doesn't even reach top 10 issues with this game.Go back to Youtube.
>>743796303I don't dislike it, I just got my fill in the months immediately after release (so I got about 300h in the game from a decade ago) and haven't really felt the desire to play it again since.
>>743797778There are literally no issues with OW other than woke. McCree and Kiri main btw. They should just drop the granny pants and they them and it would be issue free.
>>743798130If you can't see any deep running design issues from the balance to the map layout, then you're probably a new install or baiting.
>>743796303Which character that play almost like scout?
>>743796303Why does she look like she has down syndrome
>>743798836Spent too much time on /v/eddit
>>743796303/v/ absolutely ripped it apart when it came out. but you wouldn't know because you were aroudn 6 years old.
>>743798504Closest would be Tracer and Genji.
For me, its domina
You can say that you like the characters without saying you like the game.It's the gacha principle.
>>743796303If I had to play a game where I have to babysit retards I would play deadlock.
>>743796303>pretendLolLmaoKek even
>>743799171That's even worse.Deadlock games are 100% determined by draft and everyone's just larping an interactive experience.
>>743797532Airborne targets are very to track, and tracking doesn't really matter because everyone just running pocketed ashe/soujourn to try to one tap you with additional dmgThe classic fps character Soldier is the one of the worst char in the game
>>743799252>larping an interactive experiencealso known as gaming.
>>743796303I mean it's not launch overwatch anymore. That was a cool game, full of promise. They ran it into the ground
>>743799496It's not an interactive experience.For the most part you can play like a bumbling moron if you have a draft advantage and win. This is true for both casual and ""pro"" play.
>>743796303>pretend toTranny company, tranny game, tranny players. Simple as.No amount of gaslighting will change this, indian blizztroon.
>>743796707mei is a FINE women.
It's too based for /v/iggers
>>743799767there's no draft on deadlock thoa
I think it's a good shooter and I play it often but my god the matchmaking feels so fake
>>743799917I mean your team composition.You can very easily get into a game with no late scalers on your team, meaning if you don't close at 30 minutes or earlier it's checkmate. And in any rank below Ascendant you aren't likely to regularly close matches that fast.
>>743800017Friend I am sadly on Eternus and the only thing I've learned is that rank don't matter, you always get that russian haze in 0/14 and the retards who uses tier list to check which characters is good or bad get raped by a C rank Silver all the same.And yes, no matter the game if they're on the same rank, a full team versus a team of randos will always win
>>743800159>russian haze in 0/14metro on one of his 50 alt accounts>a full team versus a team of randos will always winMy problem is when I six stack, my friend group is deeply unserious and is like rushing Crushing Fists or Magic Carpet. But hey, still better than solo queue.
>>743796303Cause blue haired femoids and faggots are the developers of it, and we want them to all be laid off and die in a ditch.
>>743796303I have disliked OW since they forced ranked rules on normal games.
>>743799968>get three steamroll games in a row>fourth match gives you the most braindead bottomfeeding team possible>healers who keep clicking on the tank 24/7 even if you stand in front of them>tanks who either have no concept of turning around or walking forward>DPSes having an anime 1v1 somewhere in narnia against their hard counter for the 16th time
modern brown /v/ only plays gacha, lurks on xwitter and obsesses about e-celebs and sale charts
>>743800275mafia goon gameplay your friends have
I like Overwatch threads.
>>743800430I mean, you haven't lived until you've rushed Scourge in a spirit lane and lived to tell the tale.
>>743800531does she have a peepee down there?
>>743800864good question
this game has the most insufferable piece of shit playerbase I have ever seenI would rather play CS2 or league and get called a nigger or faggot or any kind of slur than play Overwatch and be met with the insufferable tumblr tier passive aggressive playerbaseliterally NO ONE communicates in voice chat, no one coordinates or calls, everyone just does nothing. then when something goes wrong, people start pointing fingers and then they start being obnoxious retards who dont directly flame you because they'll get muted otherwisehow hard did this game get castrated jfc
>>743796303anyone want to play..?
>>743801465The last time I played OW I encountered multiple people who said "no bully me pwease" then spent the rest of the match loudly whining about everyone else.I'm convinced that OW just naturally attracts people who got bullied out of other games.
>>743796303It has been garbage for most of it's life, people only like the porn and the few characters that are genuinely popular in porn.
>>743796303It shifted from sci fi to magic bullshit.Also it bastardizes nationalities
>>743800416Even gacha threads are higher quality than these dogshit bait Overwatch 2 threads with cropped porn and AGP anons
>>743802291yet you make ZERO effort to improve thempeculiar !
>>743801778the game is fucked up because you cant really be toxic at all, im not talking like you cant call people niggers, i mean you literally cant say "fuck off" or "stfu" elsewise you might get reported and muted, and getting muted does actually hurt because then you cant call for healing or ping reliably. over the years, the game massively catered to the alphabet people, and unironically women, so now you have the end result of a massively insufferable reddit playerbase, that is completely and absolutely castrated
>>743800416pot calling kettle black>>743802291kek this
I want to BE Tracer!
>>743796303
>>743803023this guy is spot on about everything, and you can really tell he knows what hes talking about when he mentions the skill expressive champions i.e Doomfist & co getting nerfed whereas healers remain broken for ages
>>743796303kill your fucking self
>>743796303game unironically has less troon groomers than overwatch at this point. sad
>>743796303Originally it was lootboxes, but you newniggers love microtransaction slop and will pay anything for digital women (you're simps)
>>743796303I hated niggerwatch before sombra was playable, fuck off
>>743796352Gayyyy
>>743801465PvP classic.No one does any comms until they want to flame or shift the blame. Then suddenly everyone's on mic.
>>743798504Tracer is the closest, used to play similarly in OW1 where she could finction as both a assassinating flanker and high damage main DPSNow...
>>743796303>Why does /v/ pretend to dislike Overwatch all of a sudden?>pretendthe game was only ever good during its initial launch and anyone saying otherwise, posting their little oogo fertility goddess proportioned slam cow niggery, is a brain fried fuck tard or some retard that still somehow plays this lackluster shit game, the only good thing is the porn and only the porn, that is it.Oh and to say it has relevant player numbers, no shit when it's getting inflated by slant eyed chinks from china town when they double in the billions, overwatch's relevance stemmed from artificially being made to be more than what it is with every other FPS following along to seize such an ideal as well.
>>743799602Grapefruit meat? Aubergine meat?
>>743804227I like purple aubergine meat
I don't hate Overwatch. I fap to the sluts daily.
>>743806610I want to cum all over Domina.
>>743796303I wish Juno played more like Mercy. I love Juno's appearance and personality but her playstyle is not my thing. ig there's Kiriko but her personality is straight garbage.
Post more.
>>743796303I want to fill Juno's ass with my cum.
>>743803020I want to yuri FUCK Tracer!
>>743809760more what
>>743809990Uh more Mei, Dva, Tracer. Uh more fat overwatch ass!
the last white male character they added was 2 years ago
>>743811661Go be gay in another thread.
>>743811849yeah youve got enough homo shit in here anyway faggot
>>743812019>blah blah blahWhatever tranny, go cry elsewhere that you can't jack off to McCree anymore. >NOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL HIM THATI would tell you to suck my dick but you probably would lmao
>coomers latching on anti-fanservice gameWhy?
>>743811661Emre is white enough
>>743812094it was not anti-fanservice in 2016
>>743804207>the game was only ever good during its initial launch and anyone saying otherwisethe game was legit awful at launch, small hero roster, half of the hero were complete boring shit.
>>743809990full?
>>743812429not released yet
>>743796303Overwatch's core gameplay is fun and so are a lot of the characters.The people actually playing the game are the problem. Everyone is either silent or a passive aggressive faggot over the dumbest shit imaginable.
>>743812578>even the 3d renders are backed up, sad!
i had a dream that brigitte refused to give me a bj and then stole my dinner and i woke up really madhopefully blizzard addresses this soon
>>743796303>All of a sudden Lol. Overwatch has always had haters here. Most people moved the fuck on from the game around 2018-2019. You're years behind
>>743816649If it was any of the Asian female characters they would of never done that
>>743817064THE Kiriko would totally steal anon's donuts though
>>743796303The game was barebones even on release but Blizzard was still seen as the company that could do no wrong.
>>743821045graight
>>743821045only one way to find out
>>743822197Who the fuck gets off to this lovecraftian shit
>>743796303Pretend?
>>743822260are you a cycleschad or an eeveepleb?
>>743823196Cycles. But i kinda wanna learn eevee cuz some of my renders take more than an hour (with a 4080TI) and it makes me wanna die
>>743796303they're still stuck in their TF2 phase
>>743823756im playing marvel rivals actually
>>743822284Epstein used to draw deviant art tier fetish porn
>>743797694Overwatch was capitalist-woke. Blizzard never believed in the tenets of gay, aids grooming any more than any other religion, fags just don't have anything better to do than play their dead IPs, so of course the AAA business is going to lean into maintaining their only surviving playerbase. Overwatch was the first real MOBA FPS that was interesting enough to hold a playerbase (sorry Gigantic) and was uncontested in its demographic while everyone else was shitting themselves trying to make a battle royale before Fortnite went full Roblox. Before Marvels, Overwatch females were still top chart straight goon content, even during supposed peak wokeness. Every gay character only is so in backwoods first world countries to serve as shipbaitand half-assed, forgettable comic logic meant for shock value to drive sales than actual lore or character design, and the only real gender queer character is literally a socially maldeveloped retard who eats rocks that trannies have to cling to because it is their only real form of representation that can't be made into cis porn content.
>>743824430woke is fine if the characters are good looking
>>743811661> Plays Overwatch for the male characters Why are gay people always the most racist?
>>743816649She needs to eat, Blizzard stopped feeding her.
I hate how much I like Dva despite never having played Overwatch.
>>743796303Did you wake up from a 10 year coma?
>>743796303>OverwatchIs it 2016 again? Is the internet about to be overrun by pepe meme magic faggots? Shadilay?
>>743825563why do you hate it?
>>743796303Overwatch is only good for the porn. If it had proper lolis it will be liked by japanese too.There is no reason to play or even know about the game, only googin.
>>743796303Is this a behelit
>>743799027I prefer her usual hairdo.
>>743809780That's D. Va dough.
>>743826994Because she's baiting me into playing a shitty game.
>>743828451how can you be baited if you already know it's shitty? just don't play it lol
>>743796707>>743809281The Mei threads on this board definitely did awaken something in me.
>>743796352Ai wheel nut tolerat inzolens
overwatch was literally never good which is why every thread is a "stealth" porn thread
>>743828801It was good.
>>743796303kys shill
>>743829613Juno you gotta do more, that exercise every girl at the gym do for the glutes.
>>743796303They can't handle this queen
>>743824498That's the irony. Can "woke" be attractive? Every game is woke, but that ones that are outted the hardest are those intentionally counterculturally unattractive (generally with a pusedo-punk aesthetic that leans more into le random than actual expressions of articulated emotion).Even Overwatch's supposed "troon" characters like Zarya and Junker Queen are still are at best designed to entice male gaze and at worst feminist projections of women wanting the strength and assertiveness of men.Blizzard's Overwoke sins are really just saying characters randomly gay, but it not really playing into their characters or motivations, so it's only superficial "representation," not really meant to push a message, but as a type of warding to keep the political mob off their ass.
did you know soldier76 is gay
>>743796303there's no pretending, i've played it for 10 years and i have to routinely uninstall it once i complete the battle pass because it loses all sense of enjoyment when there's nothing left to grindthe game is designed for ADHD zoomers and millennial losers who like the shiny colors and need to be extremely overstimulated to feel anythingcomp is also a terrible waste of time and effort because the most bullshit balance patch of the week is what defines your rank, especially in solo queue where you have practically no real way to force a win conditionthere are also just way too many mechanics in the game that are antithetical to any sense of fairness, especially from support charactersit's easy to dislike this game as someone who's spent way too much time playing it, it's overstayed its welcome and should have died when they failed the OW2 launch (so badly in fact that they had to eventually drop the "2" to try and make everyone forget about what a colossal mistake that was)
i wish i were juno
>all of a sudden
>>743796303I liked it for 15 hours on release, then it’s just the same shit over and over again forever.
>>743833728>they had to eventually drop the "2" to try and make everyone forget about what a colossal mistake that was)Hahaha no fucking way
>>743835017ughh sex
>>743835315>i wish i were a girl with a bubble butt why?
>>743803372>expressive champions i.e Doomfistfuck that get out of jail for free faggot, he is insanely overtuned
>>743821045gay
>>743836748because she is cute and i can do cute things..
Fuck your tranny safe space game.Go back to redit, resetera... don't forget your dilator or HRT pills here
>>743833728Funny you complain about supports, after playing Marvel Rivals for a year, going back to Overwatch (Didn't played the "2" beforehand, dropped around 2018/2019 or so )it feels a fucking flash of fresh air and way more fucking fair to fight.>Illari>main weapon is a hitscan weapon with a little charge up>can "jump" away >heal is a beam and a little turret thing good against pokes>ult is adds a status effect that will deal massive damage upon taking some damage>meanwhile Invisible Girl >her weapon is a projectile that deal damage AND heal damage, it pierce allies and enemies AND bounce back to her doing the same thing again. >shield with 0s cooldown that can be played in front of anyone or herself>has a pull or push move that can stop most most enemies>has a super ass jump >her ultimate is a big ass AOE that blocks the enemy view unless you are in it and if you are, it slow down your shit as much as 80%(?) and it heals as much as the zen's ult for the allies.>right now it's considered a "good" pick and not it's even the most absurd character yet
I only like the porn
>>743833419He says "I got you in my sight" when he unleashes his ultimate. So its like "I got you in my GAY sight" so its like a rape threat?
i mean there's nothing to "pretend." they genuinely just made the game worse over time as per blizzard tradition.
>>743840932PLAP
>Give us your phone number to play
>>743841634finally someone mentions this. i will NEVER provide a phone number for any service or game. i don't even give my email my number for "2 factor authentication" shit is such a humiliation ritual
>>743841634>>743841902dont you guys have phones?
>>743821185kek
>>743796303I liked it better at the beginning when it felt like a TF2 ripoff. Then it became a MOBA FPS with SHIELDS SHIELDS SHIELDS galore where you couldn't accomplish shit without several coordinated ults.
what i find weird about the game is how small the playerbase has gotten to the point of there being a notable streamer cabal where everyone in champ just knows each other
>>743842247video games and video game players have existed long before twitch faggots
>>743844226I am so glad overwatch exists
>>743844226Such a pumpable ass
>>743828538holy shit
>>743841634when did they add this? I never had to give 'em my phone, but I did stop playing before ow2
>>743821045Futa is only straight if the guy gets pregnant
your game and your general are both dying. looks like making male heroes gay and doing pride events wasn't the answer, "nonny"
>>743845669I'm glad someone here gets it.
>>743841634This was to combat smurfing but like who gives a shit, smurfing helps keep the game alive
>>743821045
>>743851140I just want to see two women going at it and monkey brain thinks peneration is the best part of sex even though I've met lesbians who prefer non-penetrative sex.
>>743796352cool, you fell for the engagement bate from a bot, retard
>>743796303Blizzard's hand of reverse Midas can turn any masterpiece into shit, Overwatch was good for a while until they started to balance all the fun out of it and that was before the questionable choice to make the second game. You can play it if you want, that's on you, a lot of people didn't like how Blizzard handles their game.Right now it's just nothing but a source material for known activities. Nothing good can last forever, generally the game's honeymoon perioud is up to 1-2 years.
>>743812256>Emre>white
>>743856462
>>743796303what a chinlet lmao>she's got a head like a fucking orange, perfectly round
>>743796303I've disliked it since they made Doomfist into a tank.They butchered the most enjoyable character for being too fun.
>>743860396Its not only that they removed uppercut for no fucking reason other then removing depth from him, They easily could've done what they did that Baptise and kept it as a thing that can be done while crouching but Blizzard is incapable of having any good ideas, the move to 5V5 was the games deathknell.