Fatso
>>743796836Go go go, ha ha ha
Man the spectacle of the giant wave and not-pokemon gets kind of ruined by the models still spazzing and spinning about like that
>>743798913That Frostallion and the player is definitely just lagging as fuck
>>743796836Wow, the new Pokémon game looks fucking retarded.
>>743798913Multiplayer jank will do that.
>>743796836Wtf! Thats scary as hell
Should I get this game if I fucking hate modern pokemon and its games
>>743796836jesus, I could feel the panic in that bird kek
>>743796836FLY LITTLE FATTY FLY
>>743796836extinction level attack
>>743799568>should I buy game if I hate gameNo, you dip. You buy a game if it looks fun. Or fucking pirate it. Palworld has no antipiracy.
>>7437968361.5 years and this is the first time I see a gameplay webm of this game instead of the usual idle animation spam. Took me a while to realize though; this shit looks like some corny gacha.
>>743796836THAT ATTACK IS FROM POKEMON AIEEEEEEEEEENINTENDO
how is this game in 1.0 now and still looks that jank
>>743796836>mfw you can catch him>mfw he actually retains his ginormous size
>>743796836>Fortnite/BOTW gliderreally ruins it
>>743801029
>>743798913it's palworld anon, the jank is half the charm. giant tsunami while some fat bird desyncs into the stratosphere is kino.
>>743801725he's not wrong thoughfall damage is a necessary gameplay feature
>>743796836KEK
>>743796836Gamefreak could never
>>743796836Are you given any instructions or information in advance of your first fight with this boss? Or do you fight him and encounter this attack that kills you instantly and you have to figure out how the fuck you're supposed to survive?
>>743805805That red line in the webm is a message telling you you can use some wind currents to jump and glide over the wave if you don't have a Pal that can fly over the wave or swim fast around it. What can potentially suck about the fight is if you don't have any Pals that can handle water so the boss will be out of your reach most of the time.
>>743806039The little message explaining how to avoid the cinematic attack is straight outta Genshin
>>743800609Wait WHAT
>>743806039garbage, kino destroyed. should've left it as an exercise for the player to figure out how to survive, not tell them directly
>>743800609>heis she
>>743796836So it's literally Pokemon with guns. It's a third person shooter that heavily integrates a summoning mechanic. I hate that this actually appeals to me.
>>743806515you dont say....
>>743806515>the giant whale creature is actually an elegant sea goddessRight, so I'm just gonna assume from now on that all pals are female, because goon.
>>743806630>I'm just gonna assume from now on that all pals are female, because goon.correct
>>743801725its damn near the exact same animation, complete with pulling it out of their ass and negating all fall damage (thats not how a glider works btw)
>>743806705... Anon. Are you seriously trying to tell me that this game is so horny, that you can set the RNG ratio of pal gender so you can guarantee a monster girl harem? That's so absurd, I kinda have to respect it. Maybe that's why Nintendo was so desperate to kill this game, it does all the things Pokemon fans want Pokemon to do.
>>743807161With mods, the possibilities are endless.
>>743807161There's literal sex mods for on-model pals, my man.
I'm in the mood to draw quasi-bestiality of pals. Which pal should receive male human penis?
>>743807563BellanoirDazziSplatterina
>>743807369>>743807518That's a mod? Okay, I thought it was an in-built feature. That's a bit less silly.
>>743806515>KING of the ocean >Can roll a female on capture Dumb shit.
>>743807784its for breeding purpo- oh wait
>>743806515Really now?
>>743807924No.>>743807784
is this game any good ? it's on sale very often but the pokemon clone shit makes me think this might be a scam
>>743807837It's for breeding purposes, if you get my drift.
>>743807949The devs made a good game to scam you out of your money, dont buy it
>>743796836Why can't pokemon have legendary fights like that?
>>743807949It's alright if you like to dick around, mostly very easy and pretty much empty of content outside of going around smacking things just waiting to be smacked. World has nothing in it.
>>743806515Oh God please let them copy the Pokemon lore
>>743807924>>743807784>>743807942My first catch and I got a female.
>>743800407You'll survive.
>>743807949Did fucking anything about OP's webm make you seriously think of Pokémon you drooling retarded frog poster?
>>743807563Leafan.
Blazamut Alpha Male on Male trainer.
>>743799267Gen 10 is gonna be a genuine Downie, then.
>>743808210Powerbottom Blazamut Alpha Male receiving Male trainer
>>743807784Sometimes women are kings.
>>743808108yeah, the fucking kyogre clone, nigga ??
>>743808353Heh
>>743808353Damn I didn't know you could fly and pull an AK on Kyogre
>>743808353it doesn't look anything like kyogre you fucking retard and the gameplay from panthalus is nothing like kyogre you obviously didn't play pokemon.
In Japanese her name is Yanderina
>>743808438>2026Vs>2006
>>743808438DELETE THIS
>>743808543>>743808627I will not buy your game, buy an ad, bitch.>>743808438granted it looks better than any pokemon game, but I will not buy it.
>>743808701>2006that game came out last year you retard
>>743808438Embarrassing.
>>743808717then don't you stupid fuck
>>743807784>There haven't been a single female king througout history. None at all.>t. retardo
>>743808438Real talk, how the FUCK can Nintendo and Gamefreak come back from this absolutely ruthless mogging? It literally isn't even funny anymore.
>this human doesn't look like that other human because..HE HAVE 4 FINGERS AND NOT 5!!!the fucking shills in this place man
>>743808438how could gamefreaks recover from this
>>743808839Oh so you are saying Pokemon DID steal the Dragon Quest designs.
>>743808839listen grandpa its time to admit gamefreak can't design for shit, the art, the graphics, the gameplay its garbage they can't compete with superior dev teams like pocketpair and its time to accept reality, you're boy is getting mogged to death, you can't come back from L's like this man its time to hang it out and go home.
>>743808438phew... that's doin numbers on that nintender catlogue there
>>743808908i haven't played any of those 3 games and my last pokemon was yellow at release
>it's okay when my childhood friend nintendo stole mega evolutions and biomerge from DigimonOkay, dude.
>>743808941i dont give a fuck about your shitty fanbase wars shill
>>743808802Female. King. Say that again but slowly. Nigger.
>>743796836holy fuck, that's a big ass wave
>>743808438>a game where retarded wild creatures with AK-7's are used for food and slavery somehow puts more effort than Gamefreak ever willGrim.
>>743809028tendies are getting pathetic these days, "i im not one of them i i swear"
>>743809125did you miss the part where i said i haven't played pokemon in nearly 30 years retard?
>>743808717I don't give a fuck you dumb faggot you're the one saying retarded shit like a dumb nigger>sold 50m They don't need you to buy this shit
>>743809095https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadwiga_of_Polandthere you go. you can rope now retard
>>743796836What the fuck, that's about insanely huge attack
>>743809125Like clockwork>>743809240
>>743808438... I don't think Game Freak can get away with the next Pokemon game not being a Palworld clone. Even diehard Pokemon fans won't be able to defend this.
>>743808689I love her, wish she was more popular.
>>743809387>enter thread because OP looks interesting>notice its palworld>haven't enjoyed pokemon in 30 years so no point playing palworld either>but some retard says i like pokemon so must be trueyou retards are so tiresome
>>743809534the curse of having a trash passive....
>>743809620>>743809620>>haven't enjoyed pokemon in 30 years so no point playing palworld eitherNot really seeing a through-line here.
>>743808438How do Pokemon manchildren maintain this company for so longI'm assuming it's manchildren who are unable to let go, because even roblox and fortnite look better than this
>>743809642She's a really good handiwork base pal though.
Listen. I'm not saying that the next mainline Pokemon title needs to have guns, but I am saying it needs to start resembling the marquee products they are held up as. This jank ass BotW knock off with bootleg mons is kind of making the problems with the franchise flashing neon. But I wouldn't say no to literal Pokemon trainers packing, to be honest.
>>743808438That's from some mobile game right..? Not the Switch 2 game...
>>743809976They were already heading in the correct direction with Legends Arceus but then backpedalled hard on a lot of correct decisions in Legends Z-A.
I will laugh so hard when Nintendo inevitably tries to rip off Palworld, and everyone gives them shit for it. Until that game ends up making obscene bank, in which case fuck me I guess.
>>743810057I think everyone can agree we would all play that if they ever did make it. The mockery is in the fact they never will, because they are lazy soulless cunts and would prefer to continue to siphon the corpses of their jerky-aged fanbase than creatively put themselves out there.
>>743810042I was genuinely confused when all that negative press about Z-A started, because I naively assumed that Nintendo would just take that winning formula and iterate on it. But no, they took it and made it a much more limited version for some reason.
>>743808438>comparing a mindless shooter with a game with deep combat RPG mechanics
>>743810661Now that's quality bait.
>>743799568Palworld is not a pokemon game. The only overlap is capturing cute creatures. Literally everything else is drastically different. Palworld is superior ARK. Pokemon is a well made tbs core perfected almost 20 years ago but in every other regard absolute dogshit.
I am sure all the coom-brained haremshitters are over the moon about it, but I am really bored by every other Pal being just a variation of "faceless girl in a dress (male)", it's just not particularly exciting.
>>743796836FLY YOU FAT FUCK FLY!!!!
>>743796836ok i laughed
>next villain Team says fuck it and just shows up packingFucking imagine.
>>743812406Considering the amount of pokemon capable of diverting projectiles, brainwashing or magnetising metals, this seems like it will just end badly.
>>743810894yeah honestly cobblemon is a much better battle experience than palworld if you're into pokemon.
>>743812406Imagining is all pokefags can do now, the next villain team will be something stupid like angry real state agencies or something stupid like that.
>>743812691>more milf trainersyes pleeeeease
>>743812742>Memes and porn I thought it was just a meme but that is all pokefags have now.
>>743806434They made the game for Americans who need to lick yellow paint to progress.
>>743812912They're disney manchildren, what did you expect?
>>743813018>they made this game for AmericansBest country on earth, hell yeah!
>>743810057Nips are too proud to admit they need to ripoff a better product. They'll die on their pokemon hill.
>>743806285>>743800609
>>743813593Isn't Phantalus just the juvenile version of its species? A fully grown one must be absurdly massive.
>>743809494they can and they will
>>743813716Yes. The Panthalus you found is a Calf. You found the adult panthalus' bones and that is their true size.
>>743813671Off-model garbage
>>743809992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkTBRZuNSwZA continue to be a liablity
>>743808438the fact that you can't even use pokemon to fly up building instead of using random teleporter in ZA is the saddest shit on earth
>>743808838>>743808884They don't need to.
Why is Mycora getting no fanart?
>>743799568I can't stand pokemon and found it pretty entertaining. Not great because it's pretty generic survival slop but about as much fun as I had playing gen one for the first time when I was a kid, the novelty of exploring and bug collecting is there.
>>743810776No it's not, anyone with half a braincell knows nobody on this board at the very least would post that with anything resembling sincerity
>>743807985A LITERAL CHILD
>>743814583Late game pal. They tend to be far more obscure in the fanart department.On the inverse, it's why most of the popularity is directed towards the early game pals like Cattiva and Lamball, and is a huge proponent to why Chillet took off (if it wasn't for that level 10 alpha, it's popularity would've tanked a lot).
>>743799267Pokemon wish they could do grandeur things like that
>>743808959Where?
>>743814908Out of 10!
>>743814583She is in the fuck last area of the game.
>>743808353>Pokemon invented whales
>>743809992ZA is a switch 1 game
>>743813593If they're going to go through the whole process of making its body into something you can walk on why wouldn't they also add collision/surfaces to the tiara thing on its forehead?
>>743815805It might get stuck.
>>743808738>you retardobserve the tendies lack of self awareness
>>743816150Anon, he was referring to the pokemon game. Your joke just wasn't very funny.
>>743813918haha it has literally 3 animations. gatcha games have more effort put in because they actually have to make gooners buy shit.
>>743815951I don't mean the giant hoop but the smaller part the player clips through in the vid. It's flat enough to walk on just fine and it is not any bigger than the rest of the mob's hitbox.
>>743796836COVER ME PORKINS
>>743814659>>743808438>Ahahahahahah!PvP bros in shambles.
>>743809620So you're not interested in or familiar with this game that has been spammed on /v/ for years and entered the thread to say how much you aren't a pokefag and how much you don't care about either IP. Convincing.
>>743796836>"Hey that looks coo-">Immediately the game shows that the skybox is flat color >Models spaz out>Animations become delayed>No HP penalty or reset for falling from ridiculous heightsOh yeah Indie Kirkiland Pokemon for troons who were C&D for using the pokemon brand to groom minors.I think Pokemon peaked at Gen V and everything else has been derivative even for the brand but Palworld, just like everything that is popular nowadays is fucking trash.Genuinelly feels zoomers have the worst taste in videogames
>>743817912Are you a redditor or a bot? >hurr durr I made a funny reference XDNot only referential humor is for mild retarded people, this barely even fits the situation. You act like a marketing bot that just has to post something.Kill yourself.
I HATE HANGYU!!!! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT>Spent literally 70+ hours with him in my partyI HATE HANGYUUUUU
>>743802310Not really, it's just a poorly optimized game.
>>743821590>Immediately the game shows that the skybox is flat colorAs intended for the game to run correctly unlike pokeshart games that load an entire blue sphere making the game run like dogshit>Models spaz outThat's just multiplayer shenanigans >Animations become delayedMultiplayer shenanigans >No HP penalty or reset for falling from ridiculous heightsHe used a glider before touching the groundHow about you play the game first instead of talking out of your ass?
>>743808838>>743808884by being humble and reasonable and letting people play it on switch so they can charge 30% to the nintendo fans who have switch 2 but no games.The direction nintendo took genuinely marred their reputation amongst non-normies who actually follow gamer news, assuming they're not retarded nintendorks. What nintendo did was genuinely so fucked up I think people are actually not nooticing enough.They wanted to stifle ALL games and future devs. They really had the ego to claim they basically invented fun and no fun allowed because they never intended to compete.
>>743796836I gave up on this game cause the grind was too long. You have to spend like 509 hours gathering materials and managing faggots.
>>743821750Lol seething shitskin
>>743825890lol, lmao not a single Palworld game is ever coming to a Nintendo platform.
>>743800609you can even 5 star him with a new item too.
>>743799568yes. That's literally why I got it.
>>743796836neutral party here, this is what I wanted Kyogre and Lugia fights to be more like
>>743822165>Hangyu+CroajiroYup yup yup, its gaming time
>>743808438I know, I know mogging and all that, but I'm honestly surprised the Pokemon clip even looks as good as it does. That's a marked improvement over Sw/Sh and Sca/Vio.
>>743832582It's just a serious issue with the art direction in pokemon. Nothing has any sense of scale or weight to it. Everything is plasticy and fake. It's not just the mon design, it's the way the humans look, the fact that the world has zero culture beyond "pokemons as every facet of society and culture", the worldbuilding of pokemon has degraded massively since gen3. Not that palworld is flawless either, it's just one is a game made by (quite literally before they got lucky) a small indie team made up of people who didn't even know how to code, vs the largest multimedia company in the world worth umpteen quintillions of zimbabwean dollars.
