Is this the biggest humiliation ritual romance in crpgs??
>>743812231She doesn’t have an ex boyfriend she talks in length about fucking so no
>>743812231>humiliation ritualUse of this term means your opinions are discarded.
Her "romance" is you constantly bending over backwards for her while she insults you and the thought of ever physically touching you literally makes her vomit. Btw the Edlar companion in Dark Hersey doesn't have this problem.
>>743812231The fact so many people whine about her romance is weird. How the fuck do people tolerate this annoying cunt enough to get to the point where her "romance" actually happens? The only way to justify keeping Yrliet or Marazhai as companions is through Herculean mental gymnastics and by being a pathetic pushover who tolerates betrayal and flagrant disrespect. Neither of them should have been companions, not because they're xenos but because not even the most tolerant Imperium chud would forgive those two worthless knife eared cunts. The fact that the only two xeno companions who could have in a fucking Rogue Trader game were both space elves is bad enough, the fact they made them genuinely the most insufferable pieces of shit ever is mind boggling.
>>743812231Not even the most humiliating Owlcat romance
>>743812925>How the fuck do people tolerate this annoying cunt enough to get to the point where her "romance" actually happensThey get lured in with the idea of space elf pussy.
>>743812967The other romance options may be unlikable whores, but at least whores put out.
>>743813060It's not about whores, it's about getting cucked, and yes I would rather have an asexual "relationship" than be a cuck.
gotta say wotr romances were weak. slit devil, crazy blue lady or classic bitch were the options iirc.
>>743812231and yet you obsess over her....
>>743813136Who cucks you?
>>743813136>I would rather have an asexual "relationship" than be a cuckThat's a bit of a "would you rather burn to death or drown to death" sort of situation, isn't it? Like at this point the only winning move is to not play, or to get use to playing as a chick romancing a dude because the male romance options aren't this fucking weird and insulting for some reason.
>>743813265Octavia, Wendog, Camellia, Jae
>>743812231No. We have balls hurt gay 3 with mandatory cucoldry
>>743813319Oh so you're one of those cuckschizos.
>>743813319Aren't you literally the bull doing the cucking in Octavia's romance, though? >>743813216Still mad that Lady Konomi wasn't a romance option.
>"romancing" this cunt instead of kibellahlmao
>>743813386I'm sorry that your waifu cuckolds you.
>>743813470>the schizo murder goth is the trad wife optionWhat in the goddamn?
>>743812646>doublestandard owlcuck femoid writers want strong independent queen who needs no chud male presensewater is wet
>>743812646GAAAAAAY
>>743812231Did someone learn a valuable lesson about chasing rainbows?
>>743813360Western rpgs are honestly so disgusting. Ugly characters, ugly personalities. Awful, awful games all around.
>>743812231Yes. but it looks like the Kroot girl is going to surpass her.
>>743813265>>743813319Why are you getting cucked in your romances? My Fishfu never cucked me, we had a nice and loving relationship.
It needs to happen more so we can get rid of bioware faggotry influence and have camaraderie with party members like God intended
>>743812231> Eldar female + human male romance is prohibited by GW> Eldar male + human female romance leads to the birth of half-eldarWhat did they mean by this?
>>743813319You forgot Arueboloo and Cassia
>>743813728she cucked you in the ending slideshow because le grim dark terminal illness though
>>743813661I hate the fact that RPG devs, instead of making characters more exotic and fantastical to stand out, opt to instead try to outdo each other in making the bitchiest, most insufferable disgusting sluts (of both genders) as the companions in their games, because making an elf who is a girl boss cunt is easier than animating and modeling something actually fun and interesting.
>>743813742Human men can't compete with ther BEC (Big Eldari Cock). same race that birthed god of sex btw so you know they fuck good
>>743813845She only cucks you if you chose badly and don't convince her to leave her House she'll cuck you by going off to produce more Navigators but if she falls for you, she will leave her House and not cuck you.
>>743813742>I NEED TO FUCK ELDAR WOMEN >WHY?>I DO JUST DO
>>743813742Half-Eldar basically don't exist outside of the earliest editions, they were soft retconned out decades ago
>>743812231I killed her and then sacrificed her shiny stone to Slaanesh
>>743813802I didn't, the former doesn't, the latter only does in a bad ending (and one she explicitly tries to avoid by breaking off what she thinks is your doomed relationship) so I don't count it.
>>743813984>and don't convince her to leave her HouseHer leaving her house is the bad ending. She has to take control of it AND you have to get all the right flags for her romance. That's the best ending.
>>743812231Nobody cares about Owlcat gamesRogue Trader couldn’t even get a mainstream audience despite BG3 making every normie love CRPGs in 2023-2024 and looking for the next big thing
>>743814146>Nobody cares about Owlcat games
>>743813939Yrliet is not a girlboss. She's the elf version of a retarded teenager going through a phase, you can practically see the rolling of eyes and hear the grinding of teeth whenever she speaks with another member of her race, they just can't stand her. Hopefully the DLC4 elf psyker puts her in her place.
>>743814121based
>>743814195>three years, lots of price cuts and DLC just to sell that
>>743814146Well that's simply not true. They're making Dark Heresy because of the success of Rogue Trader.
>>743813742GW has retconned half eldar out from 40k ages ago. They were a thing solely in the 1st edition and have noot been brought up since. That particular character was explicitly retconned into a full blooded eldar envoy from Uthwe to Guilliman.Half eldar are not a thing in 40k.
>>743814195>only that after years and 10 dollar steam saleskekDo you need a reminder Bg3 sold something like 20 million by 2025
>>743812231Dude. She's an Eldar. Eldar having sex with humans would be considered bestiality by them.This is not 2nd ED where we had Illyan Nastase whose dad was an Eldar merc while his mother was an Imperial...and was born on Badab...and worked as a Astropath on Terra...and before that worked at the Dark Angels...and ended up among the Ultramarines.
I WANT MY SISTER OF BATTLE ROMANCE OWLKEKS YOU FAGGOTS AND BEFORE YOU FUCKERS SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IT'S NOT SISTERS OF BATTLE ARE NOT CELIBATE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO FUCK THEY ARE ALLOWED ROMANCE , IT'S IN THE LORE LOOK IT UP!
>>743812925I found it pretty easy to justify. She's clearly too retarded to be held responsible for her own decisions. Some sort of Eldar mental disability, maybe her mother drank too much or something.
Why do BG3 trannies constantly seethe over other CRPGs
>>743814146> despite BG3 making every normie love CRPGsI'm playing it for the first time as we speak and man... this shit is SO ASS.It starts okey a guess, but then you can physically see how the quality drops with every hour, it's just outstanding how be the game becomes at creche and later
>>743814051Actually they are canon, but they don't occur naturally.Malcador had one for companionship...which was one of many clones.
>>743814380Eldar view humans as we humans view jeets.
>>743814447That is what all woke millennials do on daily basisThey just can't accept the fact that people don't like their shit and prefer more based products
>>743813984no I meant that she still dies in the end because femoids don't want us players to be happy. She will die from her mutation no matter what, did you finish the game or are you larping faggot?
>>743814447Inferiority complexTheir games is shallow is fuck and because of that the feel the resentment and want to acceptance from true CRPG fans
>>743813470This is the only good romance. She even marries you in one and if you're a male has a child with you.
>>743814608Are you retarded? Mutations are a natural part of a navigator's lifespan, the only ending where she dies too early the one he mentioned
>>743814447> WhySoi+aids in their bloodstream
>>743814570>>743814638>>743814473lmao
yeah, it's kino time
>>743812231It's gotta be the elf in pathfinder that already has an orc boyfriend
>>743814447They are the modern Bioware fags. constantly seething at other rpgs while hyping up there mid game
>>743814226>DLC4 elf psykerHilariously pathetic and retarded move by Owlcat if this is actually the case. But par for the course at this point. But honestly I was hoping that the fourth DLC would have something retarded like another space marine or another space elf, just so I know for certain that I was correct in not buying Rogue Trader because of how dogshit its companion lineup was. Any fantasy or sci-fi game where every companion is a human or an elf is automatically a 0/10. Its crazy that the only half-way interesting companion was the giant ad mech freak, the rest were just board appeal faggotry.Also I can't for the life of me understand why Dark Heresy is the game where you have a weird and diverse cast of companions. Most are still boring as humans, which is to be expected, but there's also a Kroot, 1 (one) Eldar, a blank and an Ogryn. That's what Rogue Trader's companion lineup should have been like. Its fucking weird, like the two should have been inverted.
>>743814669Child that she steals, not letting him know who his parents are, to brainwash him into the cult just like it was done to her
>>743814447Homosexuality
>>743814802Why is Owlcat so fucking allergic to the idea of the main character having an actual biological child?
>>743814732I hope you use the new space marine mod to rp as alpha better
>>743814696>>743814638>>743814570>>743814473How does it feel to be so annoying that even your fellow Owlfags (both here and on 2ch) hate you?
>>743814853Someone didn't play Pathfinder
how are webbers? I'm thinking about making Idira carry one
>>743814370>heh, this game sold less than literally the most shilled game of the last decade?>must be a flopthe absolute state of you retards
>>743814380>Eldar having sex with humans would be considered bestiality by them.have you forgotten white women are real?
>>743812231No, this is
>literally views you and humanity as a whole as stupid primitive cavemenWhy the fuck would you even bother?
I SERVE THE RUINOUS POWERS
>>743814382Yes but the retard GW liaison that worked with owlcat didn't understand the lore and made them cut it despite romance lines being recorded already so fuck you
>>743814382Wouldn't be impossible.In fact it depends on the Sister Order if the Sisters have a celibacy vow or not.If you accidentally knock one up, then it's OK. If it's a frontline sister, then she'll be irritated because she can't purge in this state and she'll be relegated to non-combat roles for the time of the pregnancy. All you did is have her give birth to a new servant of the Emperor.So romance them all.
>>743814447it's the other way around
>>743814853But you did have a biological child? Your wife is just nuts and took him away from you
>>743815085REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>743815118>Wouldn't be impossibleExactly especially if the sister is far from her Chapter, serving with a Rogue Trader and needs a lil lovin'. Even Euphrati Keeler had some loving and fucking.
>>743815279No, it is not.I've never seen somebody just like the bg3 and enjoying it. All people which talk about bg3 are always seething faggots that cannot accept the fact that Owlcat made a better CRPG
>>743812562tourist
I'm too traumatized by void battles and DLC bosses to attempt Grim Darkness
>>743815471Post the full video.
>>743813742it's just heightpillelf men are taller than human menbtw even tolkien had a human girl lusting after some elf chad
>>743815279Is it? This faggot >>743814146 says otherwise.
>>743815471>Owlcat made a better CRPG
>>743815654They did. Three times in a row
Kingmaker is best Owlcat game
>>743815727uh huh you can go back to your buffing simulator and let the adults talk in this thread sweetie
all game romances are humiliation ritual romances
>>743815471Do the five slavs that shill owlcat games even get paid or do you guys do it for free
>>743815791>Valerie>Kangdom managment>Linzi>House of funs>the timeryea no. Wrath is the superior game and have cute waifus too
>>743812231I think it's so romancefags know their place: the trash with their shitty waifus. Romance has been ruining RPGs basically since it's first inclusion. And it's largely the fan's fault.
Yrliet reminds me of my girlfriendShe's grossed out by the thought of touching me, misleads me sometimes (but I forgive her), sometimes laughs behind my back with a tall creepy guy friend she has, and gets irritated when I talk to girls who express interest in me, but she says she feels a real unique emotional connection between us
>>743816082least obvious reddit user
>>743815968Based
Owlcat games are quantity over qualityShallow companions but you get more than a dozen of them Constant trash battles to pad out gameplay Shitty writing but here’s 20 paragraphs of it in one small room They are the absolute last resort if you just happen to be obsessed with a setting or genre at the moment
>>743815791It has a good story, companions and villains, but the actual game itself is an absolute chore to play. It's everything bad about Owlcat games at their absolute worst because it was the first one
>>743812231why Owlcat can't write a fucking game from start to finish? from writing itself to story to romance Kingmaker goes to shit after third chapter, to get the true ending you need to let your people die and get raped by a bitch, Wotr goes to shit after second chapter and the best mission is when you attack the Citadel, also to get the true ending you need to do 100 things right and agree with a bitch who want to murder you and your peopleDon't even talk about the shitty romances, in Kingmaker you had some bitch who was in some kind cĂĽckloading with extra steps (Octavia), a retard knight with extremely low IQ who was talking about her last love (Valerie), Nyrissa who killed your people and raped them until the end and you still had to save her, in Wotr you had a psychopath (Camellia), a half human who sucked off demons and who betrayed you(Wenduag), a demon who sucked off the entire city and a retarded Queen who betrayed you and who threw you into the Abyss
>>743816056WotR's girls are all shit except for her, in an overall package KM is better
>>743816936in what way? aside from Jubi and the twin every other companion is shit.story is great but it takes a nosedrive in the pitax arc, kingdom managment which is more of a time waste than wrath minigame (dice roll lol), timer that forces you to travel back to your kingdom and progress the plot instead of letting you explore comfortably
2nd playthrough hard without grim darkness or normal grim darkness?
>>743812231>Have to be one of the most tolerant and respectful examples of Humanity in the entire Warhammer 40k setting to "romance" her>What is your reward for your constant showing of forgiveness, respect, and humility to Yrliet and the Eldar as an extension?>Yrliet CONSTANTLY shittalks you, Humanity, your ship, your crew, etc.>Followed by her calling you Mon'keigh, Mon'keigh, Mon'keigh every few seconds.>Followed by her having the ultimate Women/Eldar moment with her betraying you and leading you into literally the worst place in the galaxy>Which in order for you to "romance" her you have to forgive her completely for the above as if nothing ever happened>Still treats you only slightly less like a dumb animal after all this btwIt's not even the no physical relationship aspect of her "romance" that's a humiliation ritual. It's the fact you have to play the most peaceful examples of Humanity in all of 40k to keep her around and in exchange for doing so she does complete fuck all to reciprocate the planet sized olive branch you extend for her. She should have been unironically kowtowing to the player after a certain point with how forgiving you are as a player when you have every reason in the fucking universe to put a bullet in her.I'm honestly glad RT was not my introduction to 40k as well. Because if it was, I would have come out of it fucking DESPISING the Eldar as a whole with how shitty of a representation Yrliet was for them.I just really hope that the female Eldar companion in dlc 4 rumor is true. Considering people were constantly complaining about Eogunn being ANOTHER admech companion in dlc 3 up until he released and suddenly became everyone's favorite and turned out to be a genuinely well written and though out character. I'd gladly take Owlcat giving another shot at making an actually likeable Eldar companion for RT.
>>743817372You're an ESL who really needs better reading comprehension, I was talking about the romanceable girls, not about the game or companions as a whole, that said>aside from Jubi and the twin every other companion is shitShit taste
>>743817509I think you legit have to have brain damage to want to romance her after she sells you and all your companions into slavery in commorragh. It's hard to even think of a more extreme betrayal.
>>743812231her autistic romance path is alright. her betrayal is dogshit bad writing and kinda ruins her character.
>>743818494>giving her lashes ends the romancethat's the true humiliation ritual
>>743818494>Give Yrliet to Heinrix What does Heinrix do with her? Kill her?
>>743818848Gee, I wonder
>>743818968Fucks her to death?
>>743818494I had Kibbels kill herWish there was an option to throw her to the crew
Next companion will be slaaneshi deamonhost
>>743815014>that latest NTR darkergrey setCame buckets
>>743819210Post the link you coward.
I literally didn't buy this game because of the Yrilet "romance." I would've been cool if there was even a kiss, or an implication that she was restraining her desires. It's written by the same annoying people who go "actually it's more realistic if the characters aren't romantically interested in you!!"
>>743819324https://litter.catbox.moe/ihzxui1b7rfll07i.zip
>>743812231I wouldn't know. Never romanced anyone but my jimmy. Total Jimmy Smooching!
>>743820109Can't open it chief
>play heretic >calcazar takes away my ol' reliable boss killer argenta
>>743820272You did this to yourself. So you deserve it
>>743820252Can't open what, the link or the zip file?
>>743812925Elves should be averse to humans. It's lore accurate in every setting.
>>743820417The link. for some reason it doesn't work
>>743820838https://gofile.io/d/ahTvyn
>>743820961Arigato Anon. may Slaanesh or whatever demon sex god resides in this world bless you with a demon gf (loyal)
No? I mean, its disappointing in context next to how awesome the fishwaifu romance is, but the problem is they only need to basically tweak it a little bit for it to be SO much better. The idea is that you have to show the elf that you understand things from an Elven standpoint, that you aren't the leg humping monkeigh that others of her kind have claimed all humans are. She's an autist out on the Outcast path and doesn't even fit in at home, she's got precious little to cling to aside from a couple of things that are important to her. You show her that you can understand what those are and why, like the whole thing with spirit stones etc... and she basically invites you to mindfuck her, something far more intimate than any bodily thing. That part is good. The problem is that she just needs to give slightly more to the relationship than she does to realize that you're actually worth it and not like the majority of your species. All they had to do was have her come around on just a bit more on understanding the value of your perception of intimacy in turn (not just sex, though there should have been if not an actual confirmation a flirty hint or something that she wanted it to happen) especially considering she's basically an outcast autist and doesn't fit in very well at home and the RT has had a tumultuous life different from most in the Empire etc), so you both learning some shit and coming together being different from most of their races. >>743814145Yeah isn't one of the best endings when uh... she runs her House, wins after "the thing happens" and remains devoted to the RT ?
>>743813360its not mandatory in BG3 though
>>743813136Don't look at her shared ending slides then
>>743821495Her clown ending only triggers if you fail her questline which also means failing her romance
>>743813728>goes hilariously mutated in a few decades, when most navigators dont become fish blob monsters until centuries (and some very unlucky dice rolls) laterWhy is Owlcuck like this, man?
>>743821668>>goes hilariously mutated in a few decadesLliterally doesn't happen outside of the ending where she dies anyway
>>743821537Hilariously a bug had her go Corsair even if you did everything right for a while which didn't help the Marazhai cucking memes
>>743815617That was the schizo setting up his bait as an excuse to dump his folder because no one bit his Halsin bait.
>>743821251It irks me that Yrliet causes you to get kidnapped no matter what, when there is an entire alternate Chapter 3 intro route that ALREADY EXISTS.It would've been so easy to just have that trigger if Yrliet trusts you. But no. Owlcuck needs to be Owlcucks.
>>743812231This game is great and all, but I really, REALLY dislike the leveling system.The overwhelming majority of feats that are variations of '+x% [parry/dodge/armor/damage/hit] if [condition']' which just sucks.Speaking of feats and abilities, it kind of feels as if there aren't enough of them to create a well-defined character.Like, you cannot make a pure Biomancer Psyker, because the biomancer path has like 12 feats and 5 abilities.So you end up with a Lvl 30 Sanctic/Biomancer/Diviner Psyker Officer/Strategist.Its just... no actually, you know what it feels like. It feels like every build you make in this game is some delirious D&D multi-class insanity.The archetype system also feels bad, I don't even know how to explain it. There is no nature flow from one into the other? Discordant maybe, like the archetypes aren't designed to co-exist and any synergy I manage to create between them is entirely incidental.Frankly, upon getting the second archetype I just lose all sense of what my build is even supposed to be and ignore everything except one archetype.
>>743812231It is if you are Raszard
>>743816056Kingdom Management is better than crusade management>>743817372Crusade management also impedes exploration.>>743816646Gameplay is much more tolerable in Kingmaker. Pathfinder is already a kinda screwy system but Wrath turns it up to 14 and they just absolutely cannot design encounters to keep up. Combine that with rtwp combat spam and you get a pretty exhaustive gameplay experience.
I have to admit, putting aside that we should have the Argenta romance as the anon above noted, if...>DLC4's companion is not a female elf, likely from either a craftworld or a maiden world. >Dark Heresy's craftworld male elf is allowed to be a romance without any nonsense Then it really will appear someone is just angry about any sort of female elven romance. I think this may go for the Pathfinder games too. Someone needs to find whomever that is and get rid of them.>>743822018This seems like a major issue, something that should be updated with patches/DLC to give other opportunities. I get that you would have to do everything right early on to avoid that fate but it should be an alternative. I'm guessing it was forced because its a big setpiece of the chapter, but there should be updated expanded alternatives.
>>743822206>Kingdom Management is better than crusade managementlolNoThey're both garbage that bring the game down but one is way more intrusive than the other, Kingdom Management at best will end up with you skipping days and solving problems like a retad which is extremely boring, at least Crusade Mode can be cheesed with a generalmore importantly though with mods Crusade Mode is a joke you can quickly take care of at the beginning of act 3 (and 5), but you HAVE to put up with Kingdom Management no matter what, even with Kingdom Resolution
We love Wenduag here
>>743814473You write the same shit in every thread about bg3, and this one isn't even about it.
>Romancing xenosishygddt
>>743822330>I think this may go for the Pathfinder games too.You can romance two Half-elves in each game. in one of the ending for jaethal you both can become fuck buddies, Pathfinder isn't 40kek where a GW executive is standing behind you to execute you for even suggesting elf romance
>>743819117GW probably wouldn't allow it, so expect either Nurgle or Tzeentch for that Dark Heresy one
>>743814473>I'm playing it for the first time as we speak and man... this shit is SO ASS.Wait what? I've seen you cry about the game for a while now constantly shilling WotR as the superior option, and yet you're playing it for the first time NOW? lmao
>>743822591>half-elf muttsNot elves. And Pozzfinder is a setting where humans and elves can have relationships just fine, unlike 40k where the average Eldar would vomit at the mere idea of touching a human for anything other than choking the life out of them
i avoid contributing to these threads because i know they're just regular threads with a shitpost OP to get bumps and attention but why would i feed into that with real discussion
>>743822710>40k where the average Eldar would vomit at the mere idea of touching a human for anything other than choking the life out of themprepare to be proven wrong after Dark Heresy
>>743822579Girlyman sanctioned it, promise.
>>743822834Watch Laarthyr not be a romance
>>743822414eh, the constant loading screens of battles is way worse. kingdom management is a lot more fluid and a lot more immersive too>but you can use mods to fix it!ok, its still bad game design
>>743822421Wendy's existence means we are edging closer to a Catfolk romance in a CRPG. They aren't quite brave enough to commit to it yet. But its coming.
>>743814029>I NEED TO BE FUCKED BY ELDAR MEN!>WHY?>BECAUSE I'M A HUGE COCK-HUNGRY FAGGOT!
>>743814380There are people into that; for example, there are some Asian/White people who do blacks We all know they are not like us and have very low cognitive abilities, and yet...
>>743823030... trying to use loading screens as an argument when defending Kingmaker is genuinely hilarious. Have you actually replayed the game recently? Because I have, and the loading screens in that game are a massive pain in the ass, not only with Kingdom Management, but outside of it too>ok, its still bad game designThey both are, yes
I wish “romances” had never become a thing in CRPGs. I cannot believe how much some people care about this trash.
>>743812231Nah cause it's by definition not a romance.
>>743814382The fact that someone has not simply modded an Agenta romance into the game suggests to me that nobody *really* cares that much.
>>743823145loading screens are even worse in wrath. its one of the biggest problems with owlcat's games
>>743814195>>743814986what was the budget? I can't find it anywhere online
>>743823201I'll take that as a no then, you haven't replayed it
>>743822201Rastard doesn't even like Yrliet. He likes some weird fanfic version of her he conjured up in his head.>>743822330>Then it really will appear someone is just angry about any sort of female elven romance. I think this may go for the Pathfinder games too. Someone needs to find whomever that is and get rid of them.Imagine the schizo cap being proven right and the absolute shitstorm that would occur from it. It would be both amazing and horrifying.
>>743823246last time I played it was in 2021. loading screens are bad in all of owlcat's games
>>743823321>last time I played it was in 2021Anon I already knew you hadn't, no need to confirm it>loading screens are bad in all of owlcat's gamesGood thing I didn't say otherwise. Kingmaker is just worse in that regard, just like how Kingdom Management is worse than Crusade Mode
>>743823170The problem is that people treat role playing game romances like a dating mini game instead of an avenue for role playing and story crafting. The type of person your character pursue romantically can say a lot about them, but people just end up going for whatever conventionally attractive dollie makes their peepee's hard. It doesn't help that game devs just make every romance option borderline the exact fucking same.
>>743814570everytime I see this posted, no one can actually explain what "trying too hard" means in relation to these games I don't even think they've played half of them
>>743823415how is it worse in Kingmaker? Crusade Management makes you go through 2 loading screens for every battle.
>>743823035The man himself dared to do it one day long ago.
>>743823486By making you put up with loading screens every time >one of your advisors has to talk to you>an artisan comes in to give you an useless item>some random NPC comes in to bother you>every time you explore a new node (unlike WotR, KM is filled with them) And the absolute worst of them are the artisan quests that make you go back and forth between your villages, the capital and wherever the artisan wants you to go to complete their questsAnd again, with mods (which you should be using because they're both shit) crusade mode can be easily trivialized, just turn on combat relief 2 and the battles are done instantly with no loading screens
>>743823479Just like these threads, it's just schizophrenia or, far more likely, trolling.Maybe both.
>>743823661If ES6 has a lovable pretty kitty companion who calls you her very special friend then I will buy it, I will buy every single DLC, and then I will buy it again every time its rereleased. That is literally the only criteria I need. I don't care how dogshit everything else is about it. That's is the only thing I will be looking for when it comes out to confirmed whether its worth buying or not.
>>743823321Same I started a playthrough a few years ago but after finding out about the DLC plans, I wanted to wait until the game was fleshed out and I think it's at that stage where I want to do a playthrough now. I think I only want to play the game once, I generally do with rpgs/ crpgs as they're such a time investment and emotional investment.
>>743812231She has no romantic history and she doesnt take the time to tell you how many miles of dick shes taken so that makes her less of a humiliation ritual than like 9 out of every 10 female CRPG companions, even with the lack of penetration, which is a sad indictment of the genre and the people writing it.
>>743824045>Anon genuinely think that not being a virgin is worse than >>743816082Grim
>>743824045I don't know why people are playing CRPGs if they want romance, they should play AVNs/ Wegs if that's what they want. Or I dunno, a different RPG? I've never really seen WH40K as a great setting for romance, it's more about Brotherhood and camaraderie than romance.
>>743824045You have brown autism
>>743823170>I wish “romances” had never become a thing in CRPGs.
>>743824045pursuing romance routes in crpgs is a humiliation ritual regardless, you'll niggas literally bring it on yourselves by participating in this faggotry in the first place
>>743824280Because romances are a genre staple and have been since BG2 came out
>>743824475No I get that, but people shouldn't be surprised that when the setting is WH40K the romances are dogshit. Even in the books romance is bare bones at best.
>>743814420Hey, dont blame the eldar for this. In every single encounter with the eldar over the entire game, they will always point out that she is a special kind of retarded and that you absolutely should not keep her around.
>>743812925>How the fuck do people tolerate this annoying cunt enough to get to the point where her "romance" actually happensno experience dating irl?
>>743824679Only Yrliet is. Eldarfags trying to bring everyone else down with them isn't gonna work with me
>>743824473Romance has been an essential part of storytelling since people developed poetry in ancient times. I don't know why millennials are so bothered by that being present in games.
>>743824679russians are obsessed with 40k for some reason even when the setting doesn't make for very good crpgs
>>743824792For the same reason why they start crying about gooner/coomers the instant they see a cleavage
>>743824837There's an entire Horus Heresy animated series done by a gopnik, it's pretty impressive but yeah I don't get the Russian obsession with WH40K either, maybe the Grimdarkness of the setting elicits something within them, on account of how depressing Russia is?
>>743814473Most BG3 players never finish the first act and never reach the creche soooo
Dark Hersey bros...
>>743812231For eldarfags, yes. But being an eldarfag is a humiliation ritual in of itself.
>>743825035ill be honest, all 3 are great optionsi want a proper eldar wife, but these are all pretty greati truly want a sister of silence though. thats peak
>>743824971In the grim darkness of Soviet Russia there is only alcoholism and war.
>>743823479have you ever tried to overstuff a sausage casing with too much farcemeat, and then while cooking the expanding volume of the stuffing from the solid fats liquefying and the water vaporizing during the heating process eventually put too much internal pressure on the sausage casing until it tore, causing the sausage to burst and farce to spill out? that is what the term means.
>>743822075I think this is a problem with the Pathfinder adjacent game systems. I hate it too - I'm not a big fan of the whole >take a dip into X that may be completely non-thematic because it stacks with your Y and here's a build calculator, be sure to take a level of vivisectionist in your otherwise noble good swordsman or else you give up massive expose buff potential and I think RT is not quite as bad as the Pathfinder games but its still an issue. I like to make characters and advance them in ways that feel thematically viable, so even stuff like having Noble being a separate "class" from Psyker and the rest of it seems odd >>743822591There's no happy ending with Cam, really? You can't be secret murderers and loyal to each other or whatever, I think the best outcome is her basically leaving in a bittersweet ending because she doesn't want to kill you and can't get over the impulse. Jaethal is evil as well, I'll have to check out the fuckbuddy thing because she's not a traditional romance flag . Octavia requires basically either ruining her alignment or getting into a throuple with the orc, maybe both, doesint' it? I could be wrong on this one, but I think it means breaking them up and changing her views or something? Are there any female elves you can have a relationship with that sort of works out ? Its been awhile and I need to finish both Pathfinder games properly, but of course the bigger issue is Rogue Trader here with the spess elf. I kind of wonder if anyone has made a high quality custom Yrliet mod by this time (not just the one with the porn text and little else) to revamp the romance if Owlkek refuses to do so. Though it would be funny if the DLC4 companion was a Ynarri female who will be interested in a male RT who shows greatness, and basically says that Yrliet was basically sniffing space glue for too long and her Outcast Ranger is the equivalent of giving her a job at Hot Topic to keep her occupied elsewhere
>>743825035Kroot waifu, my beloved
>>743825398>I kind of wonder if anyone has made a high quality custom Yrliet modPretty much impossible without modding tools which Owlcat won't do. At best you can get a modded ending slide.
>>743825470Her voice is pure fucking sexhttps://files.catbox.moe/r7umey.ogg
>>743814226>DLC4 elf psykerThe game lacks xeno companions. One of the benefits of being a Rogue trader is that you can deal with xenos without Inquisition immediately executing you on the spot. Meanwhile the only xeno companions you can get is an elf retard and an elf retard.A Freeboota with similar mechanics to Ulfar would make more sense.unless the Psyker chick would be straight and make Yrliet jelous
>>743825398PF1e is literally built around discouraging cheesy dips and multiclassing. All the 1 Dragon Disciple/1 Primalist Bloodrager/1 Legendary circumcisionist/ 17 variant multiclassing gestalt Inspired Blade builds are the result of extremely specific interactions and errata that can be homebrew patched in like 3 seconds. Or you can just not be a faggy metanigger and have a completely viable character with just 20 Fighter or something.
The best Owlcat romance ever is the Galfrey romance.
>>743826232Worst girl in her game and that's saying something
Agreed on Eldar wife, but Blank seems a good option. They'd be smart to make her exceptionally traditionally beautiful under the mask, but doesn't profit from it because she still seems 'wrong' to most people, so she hasn't even really considered she may be anything but a negative space in the world. or something. The romance will be even better if your Inquisitor is a high ranking psyker - the idea of two people wanting to be together and comfort each other, even if being in the same room can give you a splitting headache could be done well. >>743825184I wonder if they'll give the Blank a chance to be a SoS? After all, you kinda have to start out that way and the acoytes are allowed to talk. I'm pretty sure high end SoS use acolytes to talk to normalfags who don't know their special sign language .
>>743826232hell no
>>743824153Incorrect because that anons girlfriend has absolutely (and likely still does on the side) taken miles of penis ontop of the weird controlling cuck shit. But if it was 1 for 1 and she wasnt used goods? Yea, still higher on the priority list and it isnt even close.
>forceful genestealer
>>743821795I Remeber the kingmaker farmer Chad that cucks you by making Valerie a birthing machine.
>>743813360But it isn't? I killed him the second I saw him since shape shifters are an affront to God
>>743826827>fat fuck starts on top of your party>hits like a truck>has thousands of hp>parries any melee attack and hits you backWorst encounter in the game.
How come nobody romances the brown slut?
>>743819117how big is her cock?
>>743827317>romance>slut
>>743812231eldar fuckers deserve it
>>743827317i hate her
>>743827317Same reason as Yrliet. Why would you when Kibellah exists?
>>743812231I like her and the romance. Though perhaps its almost spite since everywhere everyone hates her, except that one insane guy that makes all the OC of the romance.
>>743826583GrimJust so you know there's no reason to assume that Yrliet is a virgin and she ends up with Marazhai in some endings
>>743826281>>743826482Why Galfrey gets the best ending slides?
>>743827765I think the biggest cope I've seen is that she's "asexual". She's not, she's just not attracted to humans specifically. She has zero issues with her own kind or even her Drukhari.
An important part of "humiliation ritual" romances is the game treating you like your in the wrong if you don't go along with it, like if you don't want a threesome with Halsin in BG3. Yrliet on the other hand has the game constantly stinkeye at you for being a xenofucker and all the companions calling for her death after Commaragh.
>>743827881lolEven ignoring DLC6 nothing about her ending stands out to make it the best one, what makes it better than Wenduag's for example?
>>743824792neat, what does that have to do with romance routes in crpgs being gay shit for lonely homos
>>743828321There is only one homo here anon, and it's you
>>743826095NTA>PF1e is literally built around discouraging cheesy dips and multiclassingThey didn't always succeed, there's still front loaded classes like Swashbuckler or Monk that make good dips. There's no real reason to stick with gunslinger past 5, you can just take fighter instead to get all the ranged feats you'll want at a reasonable rate. Multi-classing really hurts casters since they lose caster levels doing it, even in a lot of prestige classes built around casting. Prestige classes really fell off (vanished) when archetypes were introduced, and those had their own problems. Namely Vivisectionist completely cucking Rogue until the unchained version, and Nature Fang doing the Ranger's job but better. There's a lot of archetypes and a whole class that step on the Ranger's toes.Then there's shit like base summoner that clearly wasn't playtested enough. Haste at 4, what a great idea.
>>743827881i don't know what her endings are because shes garbage and retarded
>>743828321I dont engage with dumb romance subplots and then whine every character isn't exactly what I wanted them to be though?
Can I make a build around grenades?
>>743825035>Rogue Tradereither a happy ending where you can become her henrix or she just dumps you>Xenos Krootwill be a another humiliation ritual for xenosfag>Pariahwill have a bittersweet romance also wasn't there going to be a fourth one, a techpriest from the magos biologis
>>743825664>impossible without modding tools which Owlcat won't do
>>743825664Why the fuck won't they? I thought that most of these games had some degree of mods like the toybox shit or whatever from the start, that let you fuck with variables at least . You'd think they'd look at every single other RPG and figure that modding tools only make their game more desirable for the long term, add content, and more. >>743826095Eh, is it? I mean as implemented in the PC games it doesn't really seem that way. Also people talk about how playing on anything above the default one or two difficulties have big >YOU MUST UNDERSTAND DEEPLY THE AUTISM OF THE GAMEPLAY SYSTEM AND MECHANICSwarnings that only escalate as you go up. I mean, sure on the easy mode where nobody dies or whatever you can surely do on whatever single class for everyone but the system even at creation gives tons of options for not just base classes but variants of every type that have minor mechanical variants that if you don't knowahead of time what you're planning to do with it, you won't know if you're fucking yourself up or not. Oh okay this version of a wizard uses dexterity instead instead of intelligence to cast and gets three extra dickpoints to use once per day... is that worth the tradeoff from the baseline and how do you need to build to make it work? Don't know? Could be part of the best thing ever or could be completely gimping yourself etc.
>>743825035you can't erase epione
>>743827317>Her portrait looks like a chain-smoking aunt.>Her accent is offputting to me.>Her personality is that of a hustling jewish weasel.>She's not really interesting or special, just another pirate/rogue/smuggler>The quest required to add her to your retinue demands you to behave like a schmuck or an anarchistic retard.Literally anyone else is better.
>The ROGUE TRADER game has no real xeno romance at all>The INQUISITOR game has a bunch of xeno romances and the main waifu is a fucking KROOTWhat the fuck is wrong with Owlcat?
>>743828694>either a happy ending where you can become her henrix or she just dumps youIsn't she dead?
>>743828865sheeren don't be a ashmag! I hate
>>743828865>Literally anyone else is better.Even the retard?
>>743829028>The INQUISITOR game has a bunch of xeno romances and the main waifu is a fucking KROOTYou just made that up, the game only has two xenos and none of them are confirmed romances>inb4 muh statueThe ship in The Expanse is a romance?
>>743827325Sadly.she doesn't have cock there is no futa porn of her. just normal porn
>>743827317Don't you have to kill this bitch to actually have good endings for like half the other companions?
>>743827881Maybe in 2023. Arue new ending mogs every other romance now. wish there was a route to turn her into a erinyes tho
>>743829028This is what's confusing the shit out of me. I genuinely don't fucking get it, are they actually retarded? Did GW force them to include the most unfitting and uninteresting xeno companions possible for the game about being one of the few Humans allowed to freely interact with aliens? It makes no fucking sense. The Dark Heresy companion roster feels like it would work better for Rogue Trader, and the Rogue Trader roster feels like it would work better for a member (especially a low ranking member) of the Inquisition. Why is some nobody acolyte allowed to have a bunch of cool xenos and an Ogryn while some trillioniare Rogue Trader only get a couple of space elves and a shitty fucking space marine? Its so fucking gay.
>>743829259Install the Targona romance mod if you want a flesh golem you can turn into whatever you want
>>743829190Yes because she starts shit with several of them including Kibellah who is THE waifu of the game.
>>743828825Yeah. just a fyi they promised modding tools during the kickstarter along with the gold dragon route
>>743829139Its pretty clear that Ra'ahkti and Larry are going to be romance options>The ship in The Expanse is a romance?Unironically could be. A romance with an starship A.I would be the only interesting thing about that game.
>>743829190yeah
>don't really like combat in Kingmaker>get's standalone roguelike mode >don't really like combat in WotR>get's standalone roguelike mode >really like combat in Rogue Trader>campaign only
>>743829139>The ship in The Expanse is a romanceIt should be. i want to fuck ship ever since 12 year old me laid eyes on ede in Mass Effect 3
>>743829318>Jae is so powerful she manages to defeat Owlcat's pet THE Kibellah in her endingHoly FVARK
>>743829139>the game only has two xenosOut of how many companions exactly?> and none of them are confirmed romancesThe devs have been jerking themselves off saying how crazy the romances are and the kroot got the preorder figure.Are you actually retarded?
>>743829446>get'sI'm ESL, forgive me
>>743829464DEAR LORD SHES NAKED.
>>743829447So you don't want to fuck a ship, you want to fuck a robot girl with the most curvaceous body in the game
>>743829139expanse is a meme owlcat didn't give a shit about it and doesn't follow the pattern of their crpgs, it's blatantly obvious the kroot is gonna be a romance
>>743829524She just has her pert little alien ass out and about as well. Little xenos slut.
>>743829079The sheboon psyker?Sure.I would never romance her, but at very least her deranged prophetic ravings might be mildly interesting.
>have bolter bitch>can't romance bolter bitch because James Workshop stepped in>ignore and forget bolter bitchIn a parallel universe, James Workshop allowed Sister Argenta romance but only for straight white holy men but romancing her completely gives her a bad (Repentia) end and your child gets taken away from you.
>>743812231Neera in BG2EE?
>>743829581I actually do think that she'll be a romance, if only because nobody but a minority wants that and Owlcat loves pandering to them because they don't want to be "normal"
>>743829558NTA, but her appeal went down the drain when they gave her the shitty humanoid robot body. Hologram orb EDI is peak sci-fi sluttery.
>>743829670After BG3 people should expect a lot more of these weird romances, owlcat made a direct reference to this in the DH interviews
>>743829670>>743829743Owlcat and Larian romances are unironically boring normieshit, though?
>>743815528He's familiar enough with this place to know how overused that phrase is.
>>743829808>polyamory, whores, asexualshit etc is "normieshit"Grim
>>743829808>literally fucking a bear and a bunch of degenerate shit is normieMeanwhile in old CRPGs there isn't even actual romances, in planescape for example Annah gets cucked and Fall from grace never commits.
>>743812231I'm playing through this now. I like Yrliet as a fighter (I have her as an assassin) but I think Cassia is best waifu. I haven't completed a romance yet.Really fuckin digging this game a lot though bros. It's underrated.
>>743829929>>743829808Oh and cannibalism, can't forget about that
I don't know why you'd pick ANYTHING else when Kibbles is utter perfection.Only the fish gets close.
>>743829929>>743830006>>743830098>polyamory, whores, asexualshit ect is "normieshit">literally fucking a bear and a bunch of degenerate shit is normie>Oh and cannibalismCorrect. Its normieshit. Because every single romance option is just some conventionally attractive elf faggot, and normies like that stuff. Its not interesting or exotic or fantastical. Its normieshit.
>use rapid fire on Argenta>press space to speed up animation >skip turn because it's one fucking ability that doesn't have an animationplease tell me I'm not the only one that does this every fucking fight
>>743830183What rpg with romances isn't normie shit then?It's always been like this until recently, we're literally discussing the almost guaranteed possibility of having a man mating press a fucking bird in an owlcat game.
>>743830107No thanks
crpg romances are cringe yet it's literally all this place talks about, you are not better than VN and Gacha players.I just want an adventure and get loot
Conventionally attractive dollies acting like degenerate sluts and faggots is normieshit pretending to be freakshit. Owlcat and Larian aren't brave, because every other game dev company makes their characters like this as well.
>>743812231My Rogue Trader looks like this so Yrliets romance is actually the only one you can have if roleplay is accounted for besides Cassia.
lowkey best skill in the game
>>743830530>dolliesgo back to /vg/troon
>>743830530Sounds like you're just an even bigger contrarian degenerate than them
What's the human male fighter of 40k
>>743828692Easily it's just tedious as fuck because you need to play around with inventory after every fight.
>>743830786Soldier Arch-Militant I guess
>>743830786Boring as fuck self inserts?Ultra marines.
>>743830107look at this head oh no nohno
>>743830107I've just recruited her.She doesn't even feel any pain from meat hooks penetrating her flesh, she'd feel nothing from a dick. She is too far gone. I'll stick with my cute fishwife, she may be a mutant but somehow more human than this crazy bitch.
>>743830989>she'd feel nothing from a dickBecause your dick unironically fixes her
>>743831027It's a badly written character and romance. If she can't feel pain, then she can't feel orgasm. You're basically fucking an onahole
>>743831263>fucking an onaholethats what her whole character is
>>743830786Astra commander soldier arch militant. the bit of lore you get implies you were from a fairly middle class family and were a regular guardsmen
>>743830786I hate how blurry chatgpt is
>>743831263>she can't orgasmFinally a realistic female character lmao
>>743830641Navy has to be the best background after astra commander. not only do you become a god of dual wielding with fleet combat training but also become tank for just 1 round. enough to survive another round.
>>743812646homosexuals writing heterosexuals romances like
Anyone tried ogryn grips from the lasts DLC? I'm thinking about dual wielding two-handed hammers
>>743831684Why is your character bald?
>>743831751Hydra Dominatus
>>743814696funny how quickly Shadowheart finds her feminine side as soon as a homosexual "muscle mummy" shows up it really puts on display how limp the wrists of Sven Vinecke and all his so(y)boy male studio are
>>743812646>sanctioned xeno doesn't act like retarded craftworlderAnon I...
>>743812646>you constantly bending over backwards for her while she insults you and the thought of ever physically touching you literally makes her vomitHot, but does she fuck a bull?
>>743814382Owlkeks are cowards
>>743831263>If she can't feel pain, then she can't feel orgasmI don't think you understand human feelings, also funny enough Kibellah is probably the closest to the "trad wife" happy ending romance in the game.
>>743832331The ending slides mention they bonded but not how, feel free to fill in the blanks from your cuck throne
>>743832246Yrliet is an autistic unlikable retard even among her own people.
>>743832903giving away your child is not tradwife, stop parroting reddit
Don't Kroots canonically reproduce via literal backrubs and then just vomit an egg?Are they gonna rewrite the lore just to fit in a human male pistoning away at a literal bird?
>>743833130That's why he said "closest" he finally got the memo
>>743817509In WH40k humans hate eldars and eldars hate humans.They work together sometimes but that's very rare.Rogue Traders and Inquisitors can employ eldars under sanctioned conditions.It's a good depiction of human-eldar relationship.
>>743833130Might as well be in this raped setting, specially considering Cassia end which I won't speak of it to not spoil the anon playing through the game with the fish wife
>>743833161shes also a expert level assassin who scares your furry marine, shes not a tradwife because she has a child ending
>>743833203>humans hate eldars and eldars hate humansNot for long, soon Big G will deploy the imperium mandated Aeldar GFs
>>743833312I want Idiot of the East to fight Raszard for most aggravating 40k "artist" trophy
>>743812925Marzipan at least makes sense from the perspective of an eccentric rogue trader keeping him around because his antics are entertaining.Yrilet is retarded, boring, and betrays you in the literal dumbest circumstances possible. I killed her the second we found her in Cumrag, my only regret was the thought that it might have been a worse fate to leave her there alive
>>743833312My FUARKING SPIRITUAL LIEGE
>>743820431That's not how they behave in any other piece of lore.They don't like humans but her autism is far beyond any other eldar.
>>74383336299.99% of 40k fan artists suck shit I just couldn't find a decent enough Guilliman/Yvraine picture in google and my drive with the /tg/ shit went kaput.
>>743833008She is a complex character. At first, she is an Aeldari following the Path of the Outcast.Following that path doesn't make her a renegade, she remains an loyal to her people and her Craftworld.During her adventures with the Rogue Trader, she comes to see just how stupid Farseers and Craftworlders are.This is a severe blow to her fundamental beliefs and pits her against her own people.
>>743833535Bitch fucking SELLS YOU OUT AFTER YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HELP HERFUCK HER
>>743833518You need to follow better fan artists or stop looking for human/eldar tripe
>>743833619Anon I'm not following anyone that was just a 5 second shitpost.Most of the good ones end up working for GW every now and then so I can't consider them fan artists anymore.
>>743833136You are gonna be disappointed anon. remember John GW said no xenos romance
>>743833441Maraztards trying to pretend their husbando is any better than Yrliet will never not be funny>yes, I will kill the traitor woman that got me stuck in cumrag>but I will totally keep my cute husbando pet that orchestrated the entire thing to begin with they both should die
>>743833535>She is a complex character.stop right THERE
>>743833535Sorry reading-comprehension-kun, the fact you actually got what her plot was all about will fly right over the>hurrrrrr must fuck redhead elfcrowd
>>743833447Isn't the Spiritual Liege actually Marneus Calgar?
>>743833484>That's not how they behave in any other piece of lore.Niggah watts? If humans and eldars cross paths they fight each other 99,99% of the time.
>>743833675Iconoclast RT keeping Marazhai sounds like white women with their pitbulls>this is Princess my pet Drukhari>yeah we are working on his behaviour, >he's a rescue, sorry about your kids teeheeeeOh and they also fuck him
next you are going to say yrliet is well written
>>743833312I find it funny that Bobby G is still in character enough to think that humanity is the superior race, when he himself - like his dad, and a bunch of his sons, brothers, and all sorts of enhanced superhumans, are not strictly speaking human. Yet like Emp, he still thinks that with all this shit in mind that Humanity has the best potential in the galaxy.
To be honest, Yrliet is an incredibly well written character and you need an IQ of at least 120 to be able to truly understand the depths and nuance of her character arc
>>743833901I'm sure someone here believes this
>>743812231dammit how many times we need to tell you Eldars see us as an inferior species, its like fucking your dog
>>743834005>inb4 white women
>>743833829I mean, if well written means manga waifu bait for lonely teenagers then no, she isn't well written.
don't care, gonna reread Love can Bloom
>>743834005you mean a mon....key
>>743815085>Yes but the retard GW liaison that worked with owlcat didn't understand the loreI genuinely wonder if the liaison had only a small lore book to go off of and it didn't contain exactly how SoB's handled relationships, and how its absolutely fine to have sex for most orders, its just that big E comes first and foremost in all things.Maybe the retard thought of how nuns works and figured that they'd be the same? You'd think the guy would contact anyone about it.
>>743834060>waifu bait for lonely teenagersuh thats not yrliet to being with
>>743818848Obviously, but he does it PROFESSIONALLY.
>play warrior psyker>have to waste turns to get to the enemy and do one big damage>range option is limited to shooting lightning >play soldier astra commander>get in range of my lasgun >controlled shot+rapid fire>delete the half the enemies in just volley>still didn't spend my ap because fortress world>killed Aurora in just two round on daring.Soldier>Officer>>operative>>>Warrior holy shit. Gork>>>>>>Mork
>>743833136No one's gonna rewrite anything. There is no kroot "romance".
>>743834178>SoB meets a Custodes>Her panties fall to the floorYeah, making Argente celibate was stupid
>>743833535>an loyal
>>743834561what was this game name again?
>>743834813Battle Sister?
>>743834561>>Her panties fall to the floorI think the religious aspect of being in the presence of one of the Emperor's personal life-wards would far override any other feeling. Besides, theres the transhuman dread that comes with regular Space Marines that would likely be felt tenfold near a Custodes. Pretty much anyone and everyone would feel only awe and terror in almost equal measure.Also I'm sure that a Custode wouldn't fuck anything, otherwise they'd be breeding each other to keep the numbers up. And yes, the fem-Custdoes is still the worst retcon and makes me upset they didn't just expand upon the Sisters Of Silence since they were already basically the female version of Custdoes but even better at killing warp shit.
>>743834302Sneaky-smashy is for peaceSmashy-sneaky is for war.
>>743835058>fem-CustdoesViral marketing, not even GW cares about them
>>743812231Someone correct me if in wrong, but in the Life and Suffering of Sir Brante, the romance options are locked to lots, and for the Nobleman path, the only romance you have is a girl that inevitably turns into some elf and leaves you. She's saveable on the priest path where she's not romanceable.
>>743834965Nah i am pretty sure it was a porn game
>>743835448get spoonfed retard
>>743813470I now know who I'll romance when I replay it once all the docs are out.
>>743835509Thnx bro
>>743835448It's called Battle Sisters
>>743814473The magic of a partial early access.
>>743834178>and how its absolutely fine to have sex for most orders,It's honestly absurd how much damage one random quote from a Ciaphas Cain book has done. This is like Orc technology working because they think it works. One absolutely retarded mention somewhere, and suddenly it's canon and endlessly repeated be retards and coomers and retarded coomers.
>>743812231I find her autism and dumb decisions endearing, and being a dogmatic xenos slaying zealot calling for human conquest with her constantly in the party is funny. I wouldn't mind romancing her if fish and kibbles weren't there.
>>743836351>I wouldn't mind romancing her if fish and kibbles weren't there.It's fucked up how Owlcat is just given a pass to just force players to choose. There are no lore reasons why a rogue trader shouldn't be able to marry both his assassin bodyguard and navigator. And reproduce with both.
>play MC>every guy shittalks you>play Fem MC>same, but they're all tsundere and think you should let them do all the work instead of you, because you should just be sitting and looking pretty for them???
>>743836547>There are no lore reasons why a rogue trader shouldn't be able to marry bothBecause neither of them accept it>And reproduce with bothAs evidenced with Solobore, only Kibellah is allowed to have biological children with you
>>743837086Just like real life will woman get hired easily and given easy jobs.
>>743836547>anon's tiny brain can not comprehend his waifu having a difference of opinion
>>743834302>not playing telepath/lightning staff, willpower dumping, Cassia with guiding light so your rt can one-shot anything or leave them an intellectual cripple for Argenta to mop uprip Abelard, but he's there to take hits anyway.
>combined all unlikable traits in a single characterActually impressive.There's not a single good thing about her.>ugly>needlessly sassy>annoying in every single dialogue she butts in>shit in combat
>>743838063the idira defense force squad isn't gonna like this one
>>743838063>>shit in combatSkill issue
>>743836547Luckily this is a checkbox in toybox
>>743838063Yeah, she got killed by me the first time she endangered the ship.
>>743833698The issue is that the payoff for understanding that should have been much bigger relationship wise, for understanding how much spirit stones mean to her and even as an autist outcast , when her faith in "the rules of her people" is broken, she can still trust the RT to have made an insanely large leap from seeing his own people's limitations and structures are wrong, by forgiving her personally. Though as another anon said it should have been possible for a perfectly early played RT to get Yrliet on your side entirely before the Cumrag trip or at least have it be that she got played because of her outcast autism etc. Of course, the big thing after all of this should have been a more intimate relationship where its obvious that a perfect romance run has the RT making an insane amount of effort to see Aeldari points of view, she needs to at least make half the amount of effort for humanity to realize the RT is a exceptional and a worthy partner, not as a particularly competent monkey that can do sign language.>>743834178>>743834561>>743835058They need to put femstodes away given they fucked it up so badly - they could have made a better explanation that Gulliman found a manual labeled "Custodian Process Enhancement Trial Log - Female" holding up a table leg in Emp's experimentation dungeon and gave it to Cawl to fuck around with. Inside the book it would have Emp's notes and the last page saying something like >Auramite doesn't make a bustier that properly supports transhuman tits while remaining comfortable, so I spent the next decade working on Project Minerva; one prototype available, along with the instructions for a female subject sufficient to wear it. One day perhaps my sons and I will figure out how to build them en masse and then my Custodian project will not have to ignore half of humanity anymore! I joke a bit, but all they had to do was make it something they just developed rather than retcon femstode always present
>>743827317i did. her romance is like a comedy cause shes so obviously using you. gamers arent ready for that.
>>743840305Games were already ready for that with this evil slut who's also a gold digger, Jae is just shit
>>743816351This, 100% agree.Perfect games if you are le content cattle.
>>743840580The tiefling twins are a hundred times better written (not saying much) than anything in RTand it's not the setting's fault
>>743840912LolLmao evenSorry that Pathfinder lost bro
>>743815550the dlc 1 train fight was fucking bullshit.
I have to give the writers at Owlcat some credit; Yrliet is the character in a video game who made me *feel* betrayed. I went out of my way to be nice to that fucking cunt and with the meditation scene I THOUGHT I was making some progress, but no. She sells you out to the rape elves at the first opportunity on the off-chance that she might get some useful information. RT does a lot to justify the dogmatic view - no matter how similar we look, it's really not possible for humans and Eldar to get along.
Owlcat would have you think this is a bad ending
>>743831631Yet everyone was fine with Morrigan in DAO
>>743843283That isn't the good end for her? Never finished kingmaker, but from what I remember she had issues with people fighting over her beauty. Settling down with a simple man likely means he is a guy she actually likes.
>>743844512It isn't, that's the ending you get if you fail her questline, in her good ending she remains working for you, or alternatively she becomes a Hellknight if you make her even more lawtistic
>>743843752>Yet everyone was fine with Morrigan in DAOMorrigan loved the warden though and was canonically obsessed with him. She literally leaves the party if you turn her down for the Dark Ritual because she can't bear to see you die. And if you romanced her or did the dark ritual, then she has your child, and you can join her to become a loving family.Morrigan only ACTED aloof when she first met the warden. When she started actually catching feelings for him, she started freaking out and even tried to break up with him because she straight up didn't know how to process those emotions. How can you compare Morrigan to a Yrilet, a woman who hates you, refuses to have sex with you, sees your race as inferior, and quite literally wants to puke at the thought of being in a physical relationship with you.
>>743813360>/v/ is so cuckbrained, it makes a mod to add cuckoldry to the game
>>743846517That's taken straight from the game though, when you're at the brothel. I don't know why that webm has a different background, but the dialogue isn't modded
>>743846517> a modLol. Lmao even
>create the perfect waifubat>bait and switch in the final act of the game to reveal she's a loose slut after you've already confirmed a romance with herI kneel Larian
>>743843752DAO had shit as fuck romances as well. all the bioware titles always have. heck, you can even canonically kill that redhead and she'll still be alive in the later games because fuck you. fake and gay company.
>>743846928She's dead, that's just a spirit taking her formMeanwhile you can stab Morrigan and she is actually just fine
>>743833484Yes they do. Wood elves are suspicious of humans in D&D. The Sun elves are racist as hell and will never let you near their women. The drow will straight up enslave humans. Moon elves are the only tolerant ones, but even they are acutely aware of the short lifespan of humans. An elf that commits to a human will then have to spend the rest of their life seeing those short years in their reverie remembering them for centuries afterwards. Most half elves in D&D are born to elf men who in their early years have the 'wanderlust' and they knock up some human woman before they get wiser and settle down with other elves. Think of Coran from BG1.
>>743846726Those aren't the words of a tradwife for sure... lol
>>743826297>The romance will be even better if your Inquisitor is a high ranking psyker - the idea of two people wanting to be together and comfort each other, even if being in the same room can give you a splitting headache could be done well.Literally Eisenhorn and Bequin.His internal struggle to not throttle her while embracing her comes up early on.
>>743848962>The drow will straight up enslave humans.Old lore actually said humans are considered bottom tier slave stock, because they can't see in the dark and only male drow are shameless enough to regularly use light sources like a surfacer.
>>743848962"D&D" isn't a unified setting, elves have different opinions humans based on if you're playing Forgotten Realms or Planescape or whatever setting
>>743849579That's why he used Wood/Sun/Moon and BG1, those are all specifically Forgotten Realms (though wood elves used to be wild elves in FR, and Retcons occurred later to make them two different subspecies with wood elves having inherited most of old wild elves mixed with greyhawk wood elves while the new wild elves are just barbarian elves, but that's not really here nor there).
>>743833130>Not setting up the kino sequel where after you and your family is brutally murdered, an assassin discovers he is the true heir to the Von Valancius dinasty
>>743849563Most of human slaves end up in mines where they are worked to death, or they are used in the priestess academy Arach-Tinilith where young drow women test their spells on these worthless test subjects. Most human have no other value. A few will be vetted and end up in the fighting pit as gladiators, or if they are lucky, as brainwashed bodyguards. Sometimes rarely they find a slave with rare talents like artisan skills, or bards or nobility who can be used as a political weapon-- those will escape the slave den and moved into a noble house, but they are basically treated like a dog and humiliated daily by sexy cruel drow women
>>743849421I really can't understand how they made THIS decision. Even in their hyper-gay-is-good-ideology way, it could have been a >The prince of hell wants to have a wholesome relationship with a maid who doesn't even have a body! Isn't that progressive and forward thinking and awesome!but no, they were so fucking afraid of a >Zag getting headjoke that they destroyed the whole fucking thing. Burned it right to the ground despite nearly universal demand for her to be a romantic partner. They could have just left it out entirely but no they had to specifically spit in the eye of the entire playerbase.
>>743850147the VA refused to do the lines because she thought it was wrong Zagreus was in a position of power over her
>>743850231Seriously? That can't actually be the issue. Even if it was, they could get a soundalike especially considering it was a late (even after tons of EA) update. I thought it came from the top, not a VA. Dusa doesn't work for Zag, she wasn't transformed because of him in any Greek literature, etc. What complete insanity if they actually had lines written but some VA lost their shit and didn't just request that upon finishing the relationship to that level she wouldn't work there anymore, but would just live with him or something. So many other ways it could have been done but I thought the issue was farther up the chain than a VA getting upset about lines written
>>743849421>>743850147>>743850231I did not buy Hades 2 because of this.
>>743850231>>743850376it's obvious that the VA just thought it was icky to be lusting after a fucking floating head. Anything else they said is just bullshit
>>743850476Putting aside that "icky" could very easily be turned into >That's very ableist of you to think someone without a body who's a little different shouldn't have a full life! Very problematic I say that they're not entitled to love because they lack a body and are doing a menial job! All social media will hear how wrong you are!pretty easily, I can't imagine why a VA would have that kind of power. They're not even a lead character or something, so they read what they're told or they fuck off and someone else gets brought in.
>>743850231>the actor refused to do the lines because he thought it was wrong that he was in a position of power over her
IMAGINE playing a lore-irrelevant army
>>743851413As a Necromunda player there's nothing that annoys me more than being lore relevantWhy the fuck do my band of crackheads know anybody even remotely connected to Hive nobility?
>>743851413imperial knights look cool though
>>743851413I just like tau for plasma rifle and rail guns. The alien coalition thing is kind of cool, but gw never went kroot and vespid. unpopular opinion, since most people like kroot, but they shot themselves in the foot having the species being extremely dimorphic; could have had hounds, krootox, and gnarlacs just being entirely different aliens.
>>743823439My character is not separate from me in any way whatsoever. We are one.
>>743818494They didn't bully Yrliet enough
>>743818848sent to ordo xenos to be violently experimented on, his INquisitor is straight up apart of the radical inquisition faction for doing very very heretical stuff with xeno shit
>>74382324015 rubles and a million dead holols
>>743830786I wish armor didn't suck complete dick in pathfinder
>>743829190>fights with Pasqal, Solobore and Kibbelah
>>743814269>>743814370This is extremely good for a cRPG
>>743812925>>743833441>>743817509>>743818265Why do people still repeat le betrayal meme?You need to engage into massive mental gymnastics to even call it a betrayal