Call of Duty be like:
twerking is only attractive to brown people
>>743813148I'm white and I still find a big twerking ass appealing and sexually attractive even if it's not my type of thingI like big tits, big asses, I just like the female body in all shapes and forms
>>743812995can I get an f for the biggest casualty of the trenchslavrupean fogwar?Her bouncy bouyant butt
>>743813148I think it's a bit cringe. It's like seeing someone floss or dab. Bitch... it's 2026.
now I'm gonna check the artists and I'm totally not gonna be surprised by what I'm gonna find
>>743812995she probably takes huge dumps lol
>>743813695Shit isn't stored in the cheeks anon
>>743813628It absorbed most of blast and shrapnel
>>743812995I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's not Call of Duty.
>>743814076Usually i'd agree with you but this means less ass and boobs so i have to disagree
>>743812995The joke is pornGo ahead and post his cope comic panel
>>743813445>I am white and I like nigger ass saar
>>743813148It always felt desperate to me. Like anyone thinking>maybe if I shake my ass and spread my scent someone will acknowledge meis either a primate or so destitute that mental/social illness is implied. If that wasn't the case they wouldn't be using their ass to compensate.It reminds me of the fake gamers that say "uwu". Way too cringe to be attractive.
>>743813445Liking the female body is not a weird thing, it's liking the actual act of twerking that makes you brown
>>743814374But it literally isn't unless you count tongue-in-cheek humour as porn.
>>743814154This looks like unc shitWhere's the cool velcoraptor dude shooting guns that turn you into exploding money
isn't this the porn patreon artist that spams his shit on reddit and gets mad when people clock him for an obvious porn patreon artstyle
>>743813148Agreed. I like big ass, but twerking does nothing for me. If anything, it's kind of off-putting. Not sure why.
>>743813148I love ass, but I have to agree, twerking is the most retarded shit ever.Instant turnoff.
>>743812995Which one has the cock?
>>743816619BothMine
>>743812995i don't know when weeb and nigger leixcons started to overlap but i hate every single second of it
>>743813148I fucking love it and huge jiggly asses but I'm also an Italian
>>743816701when niggers got access to smartphones
>>743812995>the joke is sex
>>743813148shut up nortubel dev
>>743816701they are called zoomers and they are indeed terrifying
>>743813148I am a brow and I do not find it attractive, I think it is a black thing honestly
>>743816760The sad thing is that neet loser shut ins + obnoxious wannabe idiot niggers is a match made in heaven, but racism gets in the way.(I HATE NIGGERS)
>>743818059go to bed, youre delirious
>>743812995>wall of textShit meme.
>>743818580Shit meme but wrong reason. read a book for once will ya?
BRO THE JOKE IS S*X!!!!! YOOO BRO THAT'S SO CRAZY YOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>743813148Trvke
>>743813148It's repulsive. A black girl did it in front of me in an obvious attempt to flirt with me, and I thought "I am never dating your monkey ass"
I did the funny
>>743812995i am slightly shocked no one has legit made a COD of Battlefield like game with hot anime women. im pretty sure a gacha or anime done something like that before.
>>743819448LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"artists" shouldn't write
>>743823460Strinova tried it with the ability for them to toggle between 2D and 3D midcombat.
>>743812995I don't get it
>>743814076You forgot the setup
>>743814076panel 3 is needed to build the scenario. going straight into panel 4 makes it unclear that they are active warfighters in the trenches
>>743813148Agree. I really like and ass but twerking immediately makes me not like it anymore. Its like if I said I liked a painting, and someone grabbed it and shoved it in my face and spun it around.
>>743812995I love how butthurt this guy makes r/comics
>>743824042that was more of a hero shooter though
>>743824826Its a seldom explored concept despite how obvious it'd be to do something that appeals to GUP fans.
>>743818059I'm a NEET loser shut in and I don't use niggerbabble.
>>743813148A good ass jiggles with every motion. You don't need to force it. That said the bigger the better so long as the shape remains reasonable.
>>743819448
>>743812995https://youtu.be/2g-ITx2GbQ4
Sex is pretty funny thoughDo you guys just not like being reminded that you're a virgin?
>>743812995How does "Throw it back!" mean "Show me your fat ass!"?
>>743825793Cant be that. If you tell these types to just get a prostitute they also get uppity. Its more so this crowd is just deranged by bible thumpers
>>743825891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfcDN5dJZPs
>>743813148Visually it's appealing, but the association with ghetto rachet whoredom is what grosses me out about it.
>>743814076>>743823114>>743824201Removing panels lowers the amount of boobs and ass shown, which is entirely unacceptable in the case.
>>743812995>hm this guy is still not funny and his art still isn't hot enough to spank it to, i wonder what he's been up to->Latest post is about HERPES AWARENESS AND BODY POSITIVITY LIVING WITH HERPESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>743812995this is brown humor but still stupidly funny
>cod needs to fucking stop>make a final game with time travel shenanigans>cover both ww2, cold war, modern day and sci-fi>kill all the bad guys and end with america fuck yeahthen you stop making more of these goddamn games and focus on making the cod cinematic universe instead
>>743814076>>743823114these are the people that complain kids today have adhd btw
>>743827192>stop making more of these goddamn games and focus on making the cod cinematic universe insteadBut how am I supposed to watch my movies if they don't come in game form?
>>743812995why is blue taking orders from a filthy green?
>BRO YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT BOOBS OR PENISES OR INTERCOURSE ANYMORE>I MADE A COLLAGE BRO, IT'S OVER FOR YOU BRO
>>743812995This artist has such a horrendous artstyle. When she first showed up on r/comics it was immediately clear to everyone that her comics are just meant to advertise her nsfw patreon. She made a follow up thread calling everyone who thinks that incel lolT. Chronic reddit user
>>743827567man, /v/ has sure fallen that people admit to this shit without hesitation
>>743827263you marathon the two hour movie over a weekend
>>743827613The irony isn't lost on me. I used to refuse to use reddit outside of r/kappa and even forbade my crew from using it because they were too weak willed to not white guilt themselves
>>743814374>>743816783>>743819448>>743825527Why are zoomies and alphies so afraid of sex? Its hilarious, it feels good, its neccessary, and it can be beautiful sometimes. Why do they get so mad when someone mentions it? Do they just hate tits, ass, pussy, and cock that much?
>>743813148Fpbp
>>743814076>>743823114>>743824201I think the only change that's necessary is taking the extra speech bubble out of the second to last panel, spells the joke out too much.>>743827260Nah this comic writer definitely has a problem with overexplaining jokes.
>>743827903Because its not about sex, but rather porn addiction, gooning on discord, and posting your weird fetishes for all to see.
>>743814374I gotchu senpai, now fuck off
>>743828320Thats the other side of the extreme repression, used to be youd do it behind closed doors
>>743827903if you will lazily try to titillate me i will lazily dismiss you
>>743812995>DoctorLoopsLove his comics.
>743827567Wrong artist retard
>>743813148Only thing worse than twerking is a foid with no ass trying to twerk
>>743827567>>743828597Oh, did you think this was that Pizzacake chick who seethes and strawmans about chuds in everything she does?
>>743828745>>743828373
>>743828935So... yes? No?
>>743828990Not pizzacake. But the artist in the OP. as i referred to you the comic they made
>>743828373Based and btfo'd the troons seething
>>743827567I don't know, there's way worse examples, coming from redditit's actually kinda cute sometimes
>>743830982>there's way worse examplesYou have any examples?
>>743828529You think you're denying me, but you're denying yourself first.
>>743827613Anon the Captcha here is awful there is no shame anymore about using reddit.
>>743831883What, are you ban evading or something? Or a newfag pretending to be an oldfag? I literally have to pick 1 of 3 shapes that doesn't match. Captcha has never been easier. Literally, never.
>>743831883As long as you use the extension so it shows all the options at once instead of having to switch through them and don't constantly reset your cookie, it's really quick.
>>743813148But why so many white girls do it?
>>743812995Someone post the watermelon comic
>>743812995>call of duty with women soldiersmust be the shitty new ones.
>>743832148Do you get a big butt from eating watermelons or does a big butt force you to eat watermelons?
>>743828529Bro thought ts was tuff
>>743831883I love the current captcha system. It goes super quick to solve them compared to the letters
You disgust me, goone scum.
>>743814807i agree twerking is repulsive because of the association but its literally them emulating riding your penis
>>743832697Total sharteen and kiwinigger death.
>>743832053what extension?
>>743832842https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/578465-4chan-captcha-formatter-v2/
>>743832787Cry me a river, porn addicted trooner freak.
>>743832120Same reason why whites adopt black vernacular
>>743827903>its necessary?
>>743827903The DNA started with people older than them popularizing nofap, though. Generational hate niggers are always stupid to begin with.
>people keep calling us out for only wanting oversexualized goon worlds>but sex is natural, so they must hate sexI'm fine with you rejects being shunned by society at large, but you gotta stop the self delusion
>>743833813do i need to explain the birds and bees, anon?
>>743834283you made it sound like it's a water & food situation.
>>743834229You're the abnormal one. https://files.catbox.moe/x77vpu.webm
>>743833632
Lol
>>743831237not rn but I know when I saw 'emI don't lurk on reddit like you do
>>743834780>te-he~ don't hate on me reddit-guysNow that's some weird pandering.
I really like DoctorLoops's girls
>>743814076kys unironically
>>743834601for most it is a base need, only prudes, christcucks, and blue haired freaks think otherwise
>>743815308Up your ass
>>743832547Back with the old, OLD letters there used to be a lot of little tricks to get by with minimal effort. I'd still take this a million times over clicking on traffic lights
>>743828196The necessary change is that they have merged with their beds in the last panel
>>743827903nobody is afraid of sex fag, some people are tired of hearing the same fucking joke over and over again
>>743828373Bodied that fucking redditor
>>743835458I am:(
I choose death.
>>743835458oh sorry, are the jokes gonna get you in trouble with the other sexless shrieking zoomies? not safe horny enough? cuck bitch
>>743825527Maple hentai, color me intrigued. Man do I love video games
>>743827903>its neccessary
>>743832053test
>>743833356I like how you didn't deny anything
>>743834980
>>743835420>with the old, OLD letters there used to be a lot of little tricks to get by with minimal effort.Like how?And yeah totally same here
>>743812995I have gooner fatigue, can you all fuck off to /b/ please?
can someone kill that rat-fucker, he's ticking me off
>>743832120Wiggers
>>743814076Hussy is an underrated word, women should use it way more often
>>743835010pickmes come in all shapes and sizes
i know the artist posts herecan you properly kil yourself, i know youve tried before, this time do it fucking right you useless retard
>>743813148This. Also I think it was on Nickelodeon I saw they had a boy twerk between shows, trying to make kids act both black and gay.
>>743836731see >>743835161
>>743835458>some peopleYeah, underage neopuritan retards. Sex has been the joke since the dawn of recorded history, and only morons like you have a problem with it.
>>743812995>reusing gifcaption jokes
>>743812995Dr. Loops is the most fappable comedy comic ngl. Guy did the Harpy Breast Feeding joke before a bunch of other hacks did it.
>>743812995
>>743827903
>>743813148FPBP!!!
>>743827903if the only joke you can think of is sex thats not hilarious thats just porn addiction
>>743827903Internet incel "culture" has literally rat-fucked their minds and created a generation of puritanical anti-natalists
>>743827903i don't really care, but his comics are never funny and the proportions of his characters are grotesque
>>743838342It's been like 15 years so it's hard to remember the details, but it was little stuff like the captcha secretly not even paying attention to the last half of the letters so you can just leave it blank
>>743843987its not the only joke obviously, but it is a good one. humanity has been making fun of sex since we could only grunt. you dont like it, thats fine, but i instantly think youre a sexless loser with no land or title>>743844180prob some truth in there, normie culture has become so prudish>>743844591>big ass and tits are grotesquei like all kinds of women, big, small, fat, thin, soft, muscley. maybe you'd like /r/gaybros instead anon
>>743845010>so you can just leave it blankYou had to write something, usually "nigger" since reCAPTCHA Inc. used that to for writing recognition stuff, so fuck them.
>>743842360>Shartjeets in charge of morality and mental health
>>743844591I thought it was kinda funny.
>>743845275>but it is a good onepost an example then this shit just seems like reddit humor. i'm not gonna act like sex is tabboo and complain about shit like revealing outfits but this type of humor just doesn't seem funny
>>743813148this
>>743827903This is the same rhetoric as people who call you a stooge because you didn't laugh every single time they said "nigger".
>>743845721holy kek I just saw this image while refreshing the front page of /v/ and laughed my ass off
>>743844180good
>>743812995/thread
>> 743845275not really but i think you might like r/Fat_Fetish and r/Brazil anon
>>743845840do your own homework faggot
>>743812995Whats the point of the assgirl if the boobagirl looks to have just as much ass but also giant tits?
>>743846309because big ass small tits is a wonderful combination
>>743846247concession accepted
>>743834780literally me
>>743846309Boob girls ass isn't a giant ass, but it is obvious ass girl isn't his favorite.
>>743827567>She
>>743845721>>743845918Scrolled through the thread, saw this reply, scrolled back to this image and lost my shit
>>743838602Sucka say wanna say? Sucka say you say
>>743813148This
>>743827903>everything must be safehorny femprotagonist with cartoon eye boiiingslop>it's necessary
>>743846892>>743845918You guys have no idea how I've grown to hate Sharteens. I'm sick of seeing these dorky zoomers go around talking about freeing themselves from porn and hustle-culturing to success, judging others all while they never actually>Get in shape>Obtain actual financial success.>Get a girlfriend (Most important claim they pretend porn is stopping them from getting).It's all fake and gay, humiliating themselves for TERFs under the guise of owning the trannies. Protip, you don't have to impress some man hating lesbian on Tiktok to own the trannies you absolute abominations.
>>743812995i want an online FPS game where all the characters look like this and have jiggle physics and you have to look straight up to keep your playermodel's tits out of frame
>>743846978don't... make me mad.... little gup....