This is actually shit. Why did you lie to me?
>>743821572Kys.
boho
beatem ups aged like milktoo repetitive compared to dark souls
>>743821572Same. I don't get the appeal of old beatemups.Most characters had like 3 or 4 moves total. At that point I'd just rather play a musou. At least they have some kind of spectacle.
>>743822105I am actually starting to really dislike this guy, he's trying really hard to force beat em ups as something that's not extremely casual and he's dead wrong about that. He's poisoned the arcade well. Shan't be playing any more boho games.
>>743821572i told you it was shit, you didn't listenplay battle circuit, or captain commando, or cyberbots, or king of dragons insteadyou know, the actually GOOD capcom belt scrollers?
>>743827804What kind of absolute retard thinks captain commando is good
>tranny enters to defend his shitty taste he downloaded from ecelebs
>>743821572It's algoslop>games rarely if ever mentioned on /v/ that now get daily threads solely because of e-celebshere's another one
>>743827910Several ecelebs just made a joint video on captain commando literally yesterday lol
so kino
>>743828110You would know troon
I'm a student of the 'hog
>>743828426One of them is the very same eceleb being spammed in this thread in fact. Probably a coincidence though!
>>743828351I'm never playing console games again... How can they compete?
>>743827869captain commando is better than good, you have shit for brains, kill yourself, not that you can ever figure out how to, retard
>he modeled his entire personality after mork and boghogthat's crazy
>>743828027Add Ghouls 'n Ghosts to the list
I'm a hog patron what can I say
>>743828856Come on dude, how much of the game is just putting enemies in a pile then punching them all? I've always said ninja saviors is the best beat em because it's single lane speedrun oriented gameplay, but you know what would be really cool? An if someone made a version of AvP that wasn't fucked up and broken. Between the high character mobility, restands, and juggling, it's pretty much the first character action game. Someone who can make a modern version of that gameplay, and refine it, would make bank.I think my favorite beat em ups are ninja saviors, avp, and god hand.
>>743827560It's about spacing and crowd control, not the moves you stupid.
>God Handhow to detect a brain-damaged nigger
>>743821572Play Golden Axe for the premiere Sega experience
>>743821572Why can't modern action games have enemy design as good as this game?
>>743829334All of this is insanely based
>>743829159>is a retard>uses the retarded yiddish term>lists two non-belt scrollersopinion invalidated
>>743828351>>743829334This is the same picture.
>ninja saviors, avp, and god handthe holy trinity of posercore
>>743829430Ninja saviors is good because it's not a belt scroller. The lack of a z axis enables actual crowd control, not the meme kind which I literally just complained about.
>it's good because mork reviewed it
God Hand is good because Mork compares every shitty game that gets bad reviews to it
>>743830357WOW HE'S TOTALLY NOT BEING HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE ALL MY FAVORITE JAPANESE GAME DEVELOPERS MUST BE LEFT-WING EXTREMISTS JUST LIKE ME EVEN THOUGH HE DID AN ENTIRE INTERVIEW PRAISING AI IT NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I CAN'T READ JAPANESEhttps://www.1101.com/n/s/hiroki_azuma/2025-06-22.html
>>743829608retard
>>743830357>>743831187itoi is both a hack fraud and a faggot and earfboun is the gay
>>743831757Which one looks more funhttps://youtu.be/H1Det_fSvE4https://youtu.be/BrDZfAIjYKQ
>>743832537the first one isn't a belt scroller, so it isn't even in the genre, you utter fucking retard, fuck off
>>743833104They are both beat em ups wdym
>>743829280Yeah. It's pretty boring.
>>743827804>king of dragons>mfw would always pass on the final mage weapon lightning thing and just keep the green flammenwerfeni have literally no idea if thats "meta" but it always felt miles better
>>743833510stop using that nigger yiddish shitspeak
>>743834138What the actual fuck are you talking about? Are you the same moron who got artistically triggered whenever someone said the word "shmup"? You're odd as fuck bro. Anyway beat em ups have all of three good games, and the rest of the genre can be erased from existence and nothing of value would be lost.
>>743834325stop using nigger yiddish shitspeak, this is a white man's board, take that faggot fucking shit back tø reddit where it belongs
>>743834325Wow, you sound extremely gay that was the gayest thing I've ever read.
Play a good beat em up instead
>>743837162Looks distinctly American.
>>743821572It's better than Streets of Hard Gay.
>>743837243still better than ff
>saves bmups
>>743838204What kind of fucking moron designs hit stun like this, half the webm is freeze frames
>>743838252Is this Pizza Tower guy's new game?
>>743838309do you want a genuine answer?
>>743838252This is the only decent looking upcoming beat em up in the entire thread. You can tell the person designing it actually cares about how the game plays.
>>743838252This looks mentally ill.
>>743840327Nah it looks good
>>743838252button masher slop with tranny artstyle
>>743840626>button masherLooks very intentional to me, with several different command inputs such as dashing, a knock back, and a DP.
>mork ruined ddp>bog ruined final fight>matosis ruined ghouls and ghostswhat's next
>>743838252What I really like about this one is that it is fast. Making "thing but fast" is a really effective way to build on a genre. The character seems satisfying to control. The score also appears to be tied to time, so this will likely be one of the few beat em ups with an actual servicable scoring system.
>>743841079me ruining the board
