Why is there poop everywhere in Elden Ring?
Its a from game
Switch the first letter on each wordYou mind will be blown
>>743835126from where?
>>743835293From software's anus
>>743835037poop and dung is a very medieval thing. it's good that miyazaki is not shying away from its inclusion in his games.
>>743835037How can you pretend to love a game if you won't consume its poop?
>>743835037GRRM
>>743835442>that one guy that got stabbed through the ass sitting on the privvy
>>743835442i swear ive seen some pee pee poo poo pepe and wojak meme like this
>>743835892this
>>743835442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
Miyazaki was always a poopfag, which is why he hooked up with GRRM who is, if you will, the arch-poopfag, the cardinal of caca, etc. Together they made a vast sandbox, or if you will a kittybox, a playground of poop.
>>743835037
>>743835442Busty royal maidens pooping haha
>>743835037The owner was a big Neopets fan
>>743835037Edmund McMillen was a co-writer
The next major Miyazaki game will feature a diarrhea poop swamp level and a diarrhea status effect that will be similar to toxic and scarlet rot.
>>743835037too many jeet contractors, they just couldn't help it
>>743842192What was the point of this premise?