It's disappointing. Enlighten me how 343 managed to fumble Halo CE again
how could it not be disappointing? it's shouldn't even exist
>>743893978343 should've made Halo 3 anniversary instead of this, but I guess Microsoft wants to fuck up the ip for all eternity
>>743893978Dudebro crap FPS
hey at least the legendary ending cutscene was funny https://youtu.be/vv6Uxi8UtC0?si=PNLWx7l7_d73m5Ao&t=2875
>>743893978It's a generic FPS that helped ruin the genre. So what if the remake/remaster whatever this is made it look shitty? It always was shitty.
>>743893978Imagine not including the multiplayer shooter aspect of a fps shooter
>>743893978>fumble Halo CE againFumbling is all they do.
>>743895904desu I'm happy they didn't included multiplayer because they would desecrate the CE MP even harder than the campaign
I'm enjoying it. You lot are just poor bitter losers
>>743893978I knew the moment they showed the completely new dialogue on AotCR that it was going to suck.
>>743895781KekImagine not knowing this was a thing and just beating the game on legendary because you like hard games.
>>743893978Watch out, Chief!
>>743897380No way this is real
>>743893978shit game
>>743895781Well at least they managed to get that kinda right.
>>743895701>>743895846>>743897562you troons don't understand the game, and just repeat memes from 2003. It's like blaming RE4 for shitty TPSs that followed
>>743893978they reworked the queenthey simply do not understand and neither do you
>>743893978In a few years they will pull anniversary from mcc and replace it with the demake citing that newer is better and add the sales numbers of mcc to the demake
>>743897197Same. I'm having a blast. All of the dialogue and cutscene changes are a HUGE improvement over the (frankly) poorly aged and clunky original. Well worth the $50. In fact I would've paid $70 for it.
>>743895781even they they fucked up the escape on the longsword>cortana doesn't even sound concerned about the fact they are moments away from getting blown up>a bunch of flood just watch as a pure form is fighting chief>said pure form is even really trying to fuck up chief just molesting him a bit
>>743895781>4th wall break>legacy character being quirk chungus chilling in a battle fieldwhoever funds these devs needs to be put back and shot
I don't know what y'all expected from this. Gameplaywise, it's faithful remake of an almost 30 year old game. Of course its going to be underwhelming. You already played it and the gameplay is very outdated at this point. Its too basic and simple.
>>743899443shit bait
>>743899675are you one of those cringe millennials who thinks Halo was some sort of innovate fps? It was always an entry level game for kids. Sorry but your childhood wasn't special.
>>743899741I don't really give a fuck about Halo. If you're saying "y'all" and defending remakes unironically then you need to fuck off and kill yourself.
>>743899443FPS gameplay is impossible to render outdated, not that you would know.
>>743899443Didn't they just ape reach gameplay, when CE has by far the best campaign gunplay and enemy design/AI in the series?
>>743900296It's Reach enemies and weapons with ADS and perma-sprint.
>>743899186>HUGE improvementAre you retarded ? The dialogue and gameplay are worse.And Halo CE has probably the second best combat in the series, nothing in it is clunky besides the shotgun glitch
>>743893978Has some of the genuinely worst voice acting I've ever seen in a AAA title. Even the comically over the top nu-Wolfenstein games managed to do a far better job.I don't think it's a problem with the voice actors, new and old, either. They just received exceedingly bad direction.
>>743893978name one halo game 343 hasn't fumbled
>>7439032845's mp was fun, better than blops III
well they were gracious enough to keep the giantess cortana in but piss color
>>743893978It's not disappointing because everyone expected total dogshit but actually it's just bad. Easily better than the first remake. After a decade and a half of experience 343 managed to land a solid 5/10
>>743903284Technically Halo 2 anniversary, it's just that Microsoft ordered the game to become an remastered collection
I will never forgive this game for destroying the shooter genre when it came out in 2001.
>>743902272the game is great. it's halo but looking amazing. you being poor isn't my problem
>>743904989haha shooter genre can be destroyed who knewcertainly not you.
>>743895781og was also funny still think bonus mission its a waste and should be epìlogue rescuing johnson and translate one of the novels into gameplay
cannot believe there are people that will pay $70 to play a remaster of a remaster a few days early and $50 on release for a 25 year old game that hasn't changed much and has some shitty new levels you don't need to play anyways.they do this shit because it works, because there are dipshits that will open their wallets and spend an extra $20 for "early access." No wonder the gaming industry is pandering to these kind of people.
>>743904668>H2A soulless remaster with prerendered cutscenes, horrible audio balance, shitty lighting effects, desynced subtitle text, and performance issuesthat's on top of the fact it released with MCC, which was broken for years
>>743905394funny some of these retards still cant play the game cuase it has online drm check with shitty capacity to avoid ddos
>>743904668saber interactive did most of the grunt work on halo 2 anni. 343 just took credit.
>>743905398>soulless remasterlooks amazing>with prerendered cutsceneswhich look great>horrible audio balancenope? maybe you have shitty audio >shitty lighting effectsnah, the lighting is one of the best things about it. > desynced subtitle textAhh. So you're deaf and require subtitles. That explains the audio balance problem. > and performance issuesrunning 100+ fps 4k ultra. smooth as. >that's on top of the fact it released with MCC, which was broken for yearsthis is much better than MCC
>>743903636damn, i just saw the halo channel video.they can't do the color wheel transformation right
>>743905490>shitty capacity to avoid ddoshalopill me on this
>>743905573you're gonna need a new job when 343 gets shuttered, shill
>>743905747You need a job to start off with, poorfag
>>743897626They handed the IP to people who thought it was just "le dumb dudebro shooter," and those people consistently demonstrated that they were actual pseuds who had only the shallowest understanding of Halo. Then they fucked it up for 16 years
>>743897380Focus, C.
>>743905825>The programmers in communication with the studio responsible for creating the original game appear to lack a comprehensive understanding of it, in contrast to my perspective, which is informed by extensive information gathered from platforms such as YouTube and Reddit.
>>743893978nigga they fumbled every single project since Bungie handed them Xbox's most successful franchisethey are bad at making gameswhat do you mean how?
>>743905792I really don't know what you have to gain by blindly defending dogshit remakes made by a company that pretty much everyone universally agrees is maliciously incompetent. But you do you
>>743906014Yes. I do tend for form opinions based on actually playing the gmaes. Unlike you broke faggots on here who don't.
>>743895781wtf
>>743906067actually one of the few based faggots in here. what are your pc specs? I'm thinking about picking it up, i have a 3080ti.
>>743905946>programmers in communication with the studioWow that only makes their failure even worseI've actually watched most bungie halo gdc talks and I follow a lot of the original devs and i've seen all of the bts stuff and developer commentaries for halo1, 2 and 3. And i used to be a huge lorefag.Yes 343 never understood halo, they continue to not understand it, and they will never understand it. And yes my understanding of halo is vastly superior to theirs.
>>7439061485090. 4k oled.
>>743895781>censoring the original cutscene and replacing it with a weak substitute is funnylife changing cringe
>>743906193i am also on a 1440p qd oled. hows the stuttering? cuz every ue5 game I have played so far stutters randomly.
Halo did catastrophic damage to the FPS genre that it has never recovered from in 25 years
>>743906161Dunning Kruger effect.
>>743906309I don't get stuttering. It runs around 70fps native and 110fps DLSS quality. If you have a HDR display it's a very good looking title.
How low?
>>743906317You say thia every thread and every time you are wrong, strafe fag.
>>743900871stop saying the game is bad look we have snow deformation via the heat from a ghost *jingles the bell harder*
>>743906450yeah im a hdr fag for singleplayer games so thats good to hear. I'll tempted to buy it tonight. hdr has been a game changer for most games for me. enjoy the game based anon.
>>743905398Based. True.I kneel.
>>743906353Correct. 343 vastly overestimated their collective ability to make a halo game precisely because they were not aware of the subtlety of the game's design.
What is wrong with her boobs?
>>743895781>removing the elite ass grab sceneWTF. 343 ANTI-WOKE???
>>743906627If you get it you must do this to launch it..go into your steam game properties and disable the DLC book otherwise when you launch the game it runs the book and not the game. When the game starts you get the robot voice narrator for some weird reason so you need to disable it in the game settings a little futher on. You have to connect to Xbox account to launch the game. So you might as well buy it on CDkeys and run it on the MS store rather than spend more on the Steam version.
>>743905398H2A was fine
>>743906668Not them. You. You're the one who thinks everyone is fucking stupid and you're the only one who understands it. Mentally ill faggot
>>743895781I'm divided. On one hand, Johnson breaking the 4th wall was funny but only in the promos, here is more like they didn't want to do the hug but also wanted the Rick and Morty thing where they point something is stupid but also don't compromise in doing something else. Might as well have the original ending and have it cut to black before Johnson asks that Elite why is it grabbing his ass, but that's standard 343i, they clearly hate Halo
>>743906067You nigger-shit slurping faggot.
>>743905946cargo cult
>>743897480cortana does the same thing when you see ghosts. "hmmm maybe we can board those, chief!"
I just played C(ombat)E instead. I had a good time. Foehammer is BAE.
>>743907038just call it what it is. dreadful marvel humor. they've modernized this game in all the worst ways possible.
>>743893978Why do people give a shit about Halo after being disappointed 10 times in a row? Let it go, you either grew out of it or it was lightning in a bottle for 3 consecutive games.
>>743906067I lost my halo PC box but you get the point
>>743907087 post your playtime mr expert
>>743893978Did 343 add new missions?
The story scenes are terrible. The gameplay and changes to level design are fine.
>>74390723 it's not like halo wasn't popular and you're 1 in a million, lol
The prequel missions are fucking IRRELEVANT AS FUCK, WHY ARE THEY THERE? I want more of the original HALO 1 story, not some stupid non-story tacked onto the beginning of the game.
>>743906970>If you get it you must do this to launch it...alright thanks anon. I'm gonna clock out in like 20 minutes so I hope there are some performance reviews on youtube in an hour or so because there are none at the moment.>So you might as well buy it on CDkeys and run it on the MS store rather than spend more on the Steam version.I'm region hopping so the games are cheaper for me on steam itself.
>>743907237
>>743907324yes. about 3 areas of prequal missions. Not played them yet
>>743907237I'm not buying campaign devolved, LONDONJEET.
>>743907393it's basically an excuse to have a battle rifle, smg, etc made for the game as a baseline of what they can show and make going forwards rather than trying to be much else. literally a demo sandbox of future ideas and what's on their plate.
>>743907324Yes, but they're completely irrelevant. They add basically no story. They don't flesh out the Halo 1 story at all. It's like a separate story where you and Sgt. Johnson board a covenant ship and fight covenant all day for a few hours, then you do a Star Fox battle where you're in a space ship flying around space shooting at covenant ships (not kidding). It's SO fucking stupid.
>>743907410that isn't the same game, retard
What causes this?No, seriously, why does this happen?
>>743907479That's so dumb. I wanted to get into the Halo 1 story and see the new changes, and I had heard there were new missions, so I assumed they were going to flesh out the Halo 1 story... but nope, it's just bullshit.
>>743907237>paying $70 to play a demake of a 25-year-old game a few days early
>>743907371ok. Now show me yours
>>743907560there's not much TO flesh out unless you were hoping for Arbiter-during-1 shit. everybody else dies, playing as any marines would be redundant for Chief retreading their steps, and the cast is so tiny there's very little to say for CE. even if you slapped Fireteam Raven in there, that's still largely retreading CE but with some side bits on top like a UNSC FOB.
>>743907593>But it's $70. How can you afford to buy a game and afford to eat at the same time. I would require a bank loan
>>743907631mine went when my xbox went. I don't hoard pointless consoles. I started on Halo 1 on xbox though.
>>743907682They could have had Master Chief doing extra missions, maybe some mission where he and the marines go seize some warthogs for future use, etc. any kind of bullshit, you know?
Genuinely what's the problem? Game looks better than the demaster collection. Paying 70$ to get it a few days earlier is dumb, sure but otherwise it's fine.
>>743907729Give me $70 if it's not a big deal.
>>74390784099% of the /v/ is broke. they are miserable and will seethe at every modern game they cannot run. it really isn't that complicated.
>>743907682They could have gone back and revisited some of the cut levels.
>>743907729the one thing I've noticed about indians is that they absolutely love to brag about inconsequential expenses for shitty products that weren't worth the money in the first place as if the argument was about being able to afford it in the first place.>What? You can't afford $70 to have someone shit in your mouth? Hahaha! You are so poor!When in reality that $70 was worth 2 months of their paycheck and all they have to show for it is a mouth full of shit
>>743907840Ok so give him 70 if its not that big of a deal.
>>743907880yeah fine. post your bank details or paypal address
>>743907786so you didn't actually play the originals, got it
>>743904989Doom Eternal was the evolution of shooters pre Halo and you all hated it, Gen X needs to fuck off.
>>743908005Well when you live among them you probably do notice patterns anon.Maybe people won't assume you're broke as fuck if you just stop presenting yourself as broke as fuck.
>>743908005That's anyone darker than #f1c27d. They'll buy any bullshit just as long as it can imply status.
>>743893978>sprint button>game and characters somehow looks like shit despite releasing 20 years after the original>game has GO HERE markers everywhere>the VA sucksWho is this game for because its certainly not for Halo fans
>>743908202I played the Xbox OG on launch. Played up to 3 on the 360. Played some of the MCC and the newer ones on Xbox live, but didn't like them. Not sure why you think playing a 20 year old game is going to win your biggest dick competition?
>>743908314>sprint buttonthey nerfed sprint and your default movement speed is faster than any prior game
>>743908231Do you buy every game that releases?
Is the game wokeslop?
>>743907840>Game looks better than the demaster Hahah good one
>>743908364It's just out-and-out slop, full stop.
>>743908350Then why is it still there? Why does it take up an entire input while relegating actual useful inputs like grenade switching to the d-pad?
>>743908354No. Just games I like the look of.
>>743908450If you a broke boy, just say so.
>>743908350>your default movement speed is faster than any prior gameIs this supposed to be a good thing you brain addled zoomer
>>743908426why are you so set on this one thing out of basically everything else that changed with halo since 2010, why is sprint the hill you all want to die onevery damn game, ">sprint, oh a terrible game", on loop like a broken record as if it ate your firstborn child and burned your crops.
>>743908523Because Captain King is meant to be fast without needing to sprint and lower his weapon. He's a fucking 8' tall supersoldier in power armour.
>>743908523A mistake doesn't stop being a mistake because it's been made many times in a row.
>>743908523Halo hasn't been good since 2010
>>743906980>H2A was fine
>>743908507I'm not rich, but I don't gasp and have meltdowns over video game purchases
>>743893978It's literally impossible to make a good new Halo. We reached the end this series at all levels, gameplay, story, aesthetics, about 15+ years ago. There's no where else to go. It's done.
>>743908591I see two ugly Cortanas so whats the issue
>>743908638Brokie
>>743908707yes. but I'm a white brokie not a brown brokie anon.
>>743908651That's why they need to remake the first games, to reach new heights.
>>743908747You're shilling for campaign redeemed, you're not white.
>>743908747Being a white brokie is spiritually brown
>>743908785They failed spectacularly.
>>743907012>you're the only one who understands it.Plenty of people understand Halo. Just not 343. At least not the people making the decisions
>>743908794I'm being honest about a game I've spent the last 4 hours playing. I like it. Sorry you can't buy it or run it on your thirdy machine anon
>>743908318>yeah I guess you could say I'm a halo fan>the OG games? yeah I played them>no I can't give you proof I played them, I threw them all away>MCC? I didn't like those games>oh btw the CE remake is really great, you should buy it :)I can smell you from here, ranjeet
>>743893978They couldnt even be fucked to backport the seat switching animation. You just teleport now.This is comical.
>>743902272>doesn't realize sarcasm bait anon...
>>743908869Case in point, 343 keeps putting sprint in their games
>>743908870There's that brown mentality again. You can't dislike something for it looking like shit. You can't recognize what a bad game is on your own. You HAVE to be poor.But don't worry, you only avoid buying games because you don't like them. Nobody else can do that.
>>743908905I never said I was a big halo fan. I only played 1 2 3 to the end. I thought the rest were shit and didn't go further than an hour or so with them. Does it bother you that I have the new game , can run the new game and enjoy the new game? Are you seething anon?
>>743908996Shall we do a poorfag brown test anon. See who is the poorfag and who is actually brown here?
>>743908998No, I'm not bothered that you wasted money on an inferior game anon
>they put markers over the stealth eliteshow motherfucking dense do you have to be?
>>743909045No need. Your obsession with wealth and desire to show off buying a $70 game already told us everything.
>>743909093I'm enjoying it. I know people like you are allergic to UE5 games because they don't run on your toaster. But it works pretty well on mine.
>you're poor! you're poor!This is how a poorfag argues
>>743909132I see I hit the nail on the head. You're still reeling from being called a poorfag. Must be close to the truth. Why don't you want to do a brown poorfag test?
>>743909114343 tons per cubic centimetre dense.
>>7439091143 steps forward, 43 steps back!just like good ole times!
>retards melting because their favorite cancerous console FPS isn't as good as they remember.Like clockworkHalo 1 and 2 only sold well because of the disgusting amount of marketing. The marketing budget for both games are greater than the development budget.
>>743909114wait until you discover you can turn them off
>>743909403Proof?
>>743909220We can't all be fat, pasty-white leeches like you, londonjeet.
>>743909392>>743909403you control the buttons you press
>>743907682>could have done three missions about John Halo and blue team retrieving the object that unlocks the coordinates of Halo>instead you get power rangers but with Halo charactersI feel like there's a mandate imposed by 343 to not portray the military like a competent force for the good of humanity and to not use bungie-era stories for game ideas
>>743909468Hahah man that's why I just can't feel bad for all the fags at ID who got laid off my mommy Asha
>>743909495It definitely is. 343 is a studio of basedboys and liberals who are afraid of war and refuse to portray it in any way. Master Chief is a super hero in their games, not a soldier. The 343 games aren't even about war, they're just about defeating the bad guy.
>>743909392>Halo 1 and 2 only sold well because of the disgusting amount of marketing.Because of the multiplayer, because Xbox didn't have many better exclusives, because competent console shooters that didn't feel like shit to control were rare, and yes, because of marketing.
>>743909741>>743909392You just had to be there to understand, silly zoom zoomsNow here's the part where you LARP as millennials or gen xers
>they put marketeers in the stealth threads.>the halo campaign evolved's end credit roll reads like a delhi scam callcentre's employee list.>a litteral purple-haired nigresse sheboon is the head of halo studios.''This armor suits you, but it cannot hide that mark'' 343 *cough* ''halo studios''go call people brown, indian, or poor somewhere else you guerilla marketeer faggots, noone would be this combative if you 343 shitters would finally get your shit together and produce one good halo game.how tf do you get handed a money printing franchise like halo that practically sells itself and fuck up this bad?. then you spend millions on marketing and random memers out-market your last fuck up of a game with the craig monke meme for free.i hope the head pajeeta redeems your entire studio for good.
I don't understand why you guys despise sprint on Halo, Halo Infinite has it and it is the Halo game with the best combat in the franchise, theoretically it should be fine if 343 remade the combat of CE to something better (which obviously didn't happened)
>>743909807BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK.
>>743909941
>>743909941Halo Infinite is the best Halo since 5.
>>743893978>the miniscule amount of "people" that unironically defend this dog turd can only resort to poor shaminglel they really think a handful of shills and nots will change public opinion overnight
>>743909936How do they get a fully completed product, then fuck up every single detail when remaking it?
>>743909807>You just had to be there to understand, silly zoom zoomsI was. A kid at school had an Xbox, everyone else and their mothers had a PS2 instead. All he would talk about regarding Halo was the multiplayer, to the point I initially thought it was a multiplayer only title. I forgot another big factor though: vehicles.
>>743893978Playing Halo Infinite at all is the fell for it again award. Playing this is the "retard will buy anything with [franchise name] on the box" award.
>/v/ being broke and miserable about any nu gameas expected tee-bee-ech
the only good thing 343 has ever done is halo 4 cortana.
>>743910264>>743909215
>>743910015In that case, a sprint with a 55% speed bump should do the trick, and maybe some recovery frames when stopping it so it serves as an option for the player desperately travel across a area without being able to immediately shoot.Or something like that, I just think there's nothing special to be lost in allowing the player to have a burst of speed in traversal, I'm no game designer.
>>743910264>played 86 minutes>only has 2(TWO) achievementsShills can't even stomach the game they are shilling. LOL.
>>743909392this game really broke quakesissies huh
>>743910584What surprises me is that he spent 86 minutes to get 2 achievements, that's almost 2 hours only for just Pillar Of Autum and Halo.Guess he needs the 5090 so Jensen can make a auto-play DLSS for him
>>743895781johnson is just deadpool now huh?
>>743910813Players like him are the reason why they put fucking markers on the stealth elites (>>743897380)..
>>743910569OR, you can just stop trying to invent solutions to problems you created and just design the game around no sprint. When you're sprinting, you cannot move backwards, strafe side to side, shoot, throw grenades, scope in, melee, etc. Literally the only thing you can do while sprinting is move forward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6YdPRyW0DA
>>743899443Deus Ex is 26 years old and still better than modern xbone shit.
>>743910569The issue with sprint is that they had to change the movement systems (slow everything down) just to make sprinting seem like a viable option. Sprint also reduces the "larger than life", super soldier aura that Spartans had by making them clunkier and more like "modern" FPS player characters. Then again ALL of 343i/halo studios decisions basically reduced the legend of Spartans.
>>743893978>It's disappointing. Enlighten me how 343 managed to fumble Halo CE againExplain to me why I'm supposed to be surprised by this,
>>743893978>remake sucks assNobody should be surprised. All remakes are inherently shit and anti-art. People who buy them should get cancer.
>>743893978If you experience this in any way and think the cutscenes are above 2003 dead eyes CGI movies, first take VA, and mocap (facial and body) that resembles fucking Food Fight, your entire country needs to be wiped out by any means, even if it winds up being the one I live in. I and everyone else are acceptable casualties for sparing the human race your continued existence.
>>743895781Got a huff out of me, but dragged on too long and I swapped back to contempt.
>>743897562I love this image because you can feel how hard the Quakefag who made it was seething as he put it together lmao
>>743895781>see you in the sequeloh great they will remake 2 and 3 now as well I'm sure they will
>>743906284What was censored?
>>743899443>y'allopinion invalidatedgo back to californiago back
>>743907235Xbox CE is better anyway, hunt down a copy.
>>743912043elite grabbing johnson's ass
>>743910264>below 2 hours so he can get a refund from steam.i hope your getting paid to defend this turdnugget of a game. i mean, you wouldnt be talking all that mad shit on your own dime wouldnt you?i mean i know why you are trying to make it about buying power. it is to draw attention away from halo campain evolved which is dogshit.i also hope steam declines your refund request.the 3 Pre-missions:>Johnson now wields a hardlight rifle (which is a promethean weapon)>escorting stronk women williams around the covvie homeworld,>yes, you read that right, the covenant now has a homeplanet, retconning high charity.>covenant ruled over by a black female prophet named harmoney(voiced by a black queen including ebonics)>the three prequel missions tie in to the halo tv show,Halo Racially devolved:>the arbiter is a human female,>captain keyes daughter is black,>cortana i fugly>every third elite is female,>so are the grunts,>and the marines,>flood are all male for some reason,>ramps and certain drops throughout the campaign have been removed turning many of the levels into kiddie-tier easy,>fall damage removed,>legendary is a joke.
>>743912461somehow, i don't believe you
>>743912461sorry, forgot the image
>>743912461that sounds too stupid to be real
i just got home from work and am awaiting a portable release torrent to reveal itself. ill keep you all posted
When the fuck is Microsoft finally going to give in and just release the MCC on Playstation already? Literally the easiest, cheapest, no-brainer thing ever but they decided to make a jeeted CE remake that nobody asked for instead.
>>743912717The second part is from the show.
>343 Industries
>>743912717halo studios are confident enough to ignore it by releasing all cutscenes on their yt channel.
>>743912809BASED BASED BASED
>>743893978If its just Halo CE with more vehicles and weapons thats fine, I can get over the horrible voice direction and redesigns. I'm just never going to buyan, I'll play it if I get a gamepass trial so that I can do it for free, or i will continue to play workshop mods that also add more guns and vehicles to CE
>>743899186>blast haverI think a .50ae has the blast youre really looking for, put it right up against your temple.
>>743893978Jeets and AI
Guys, be honest with me.There's truly no hope for 343 considering the studio's portfolio ?
>>743903586Thats not saying anything, blops 3 was a joke.
>>743906067Larping nogs are always so funny, tell us more silly brown man.
>>743912717>post proof fag.will do.again, an actual motherfucking covenant homeworld, as in a earthlike planet all 7 species evolved on.high charity does not exist, its retconned out.the trio of prophets are replaced by the Covenant Queen, a female prophet.john Halo takes orders from commander williams bitchface.
Halo could actually use a remake/reboot because 2 is unfinished and 3 is just act 3 of 2, but these idiots are the last people who should be in charge
>>743913591grim
>>743897380Jesus, why are they holding your hands so much lol. Why would they put markers on the Elites? And what does Keyes mean "some kind of stealth armor"? I thought humanity already knew about the Covenant's Active Camo at this point.
>>743913591ohohhhhh
>>743912461>Every 3rd elite is female.
>>743893978343 is hellbent on the idea of making Halo their own, they hate being in Bungie's shadow, so being faithful to and respecting the original work is essentially humiliation for them. They literally can't make a good Halo game. Anyone expecting them to learn from their "mistakes" doesn't understand that dynamic, so they will continue to be disappointed.343 hired people who hate Halo.
>>743913591WTF are you talking about ?The "homeworld" data leads precisely into High Charity, it's the last thing you see on the final cutscene of the new missionsBut at least the part about the annoying woman is partially true
>>743914208ftfy
>>743911961>they will remake 2 and 3If gears is anything to go by they'll just remake this again at some point.
>>743910569Just make sprint like Half Life. You can move fast and still do everything, don't even add in a stamina bar, just let people move fast in any direction without interrupting the gameplay with a tacticool animation.
>>743914208Just make good games. This shouldn't be so difficult to understand.
>>743912597>>743912717i forgot to mention the level the library on legendary takes only fifteen minutes to clear, half the level is cut, and whats left has been baby-fied and again even on legendary, the enemies are a joke.i played through the entire game in 5 hours. and thats plus the prequel missions all on legendary.the marines have reddit dialogue, the edge is completely gone.kill, rape and behead everyone at 343 studios.
>>743914429The realization in the 3rd panel is half the joke. Its the natural conclusion from all modern games being shit, but not one a gamer should wish to express or consider, always falling back on "they could make good games" "good games do exist". The gravity that all of modern gaming is a genuine blight on humanity is the punchline, because its true.
>>743914793The third panel is actually implying he holds contradictory ideas leading into the fourth as a way to reconcile them. The conclusion is that enthusiasts don't know what they want, a common belief in the industry and of most comic artists, it's meant to browbeat critics into remaining silent. Most of this guy's comics follow a similar theme in that the gamer is obsessive, autistic and oblivious to "the point" of video games being for having fun and that he shouldn't take it so seriously.This character is made to insult people like him.
>>743893978Halo at this point has to be money laundering. How is this studio still alive?!
>>743916203Despite everything, it's still considered a flagship IP for Xbox. They can't let it go, but Microsoft's management style means they can't make anything good either.
>>743916203that's been fact since halo infinite and the tv show.
>>743916203Xbox is run by out of touch retards who think the kids are still craving IP rehashes and all they have to do is just remake Halo 1-3 enough times and eventually they sell RE4 numbers. They probably would have if they released MCC in a state that wasn't pure dogshit and also put it on PC at the same time. It's too fucking late now, kids play roblox and mobile games and actual Halo fans have been spit on for 15 years no one cares about this franchise anymore.
>>743914208
>>743916794But I was agreeing with the comic unironically. I think games should stop being made because they suck cock.
>>743916203I pray that 343 gets destroyed forever, and Microsoft pretends Halo 4/5/Infinite never happened.
>>743909495>could have done three missions about John Halo and blue team retrieving the object that unlocks the coordinates of HaloNoble Team did that at the end of Halo Reach
>>743899443>>743897380>>743893978Fuck it FINE, I will play Halo Anniversary on my 360.
>>743917757Play the MCC version on PC/Xbox One, which has some of the OG effects the 360 Anniversary version lacks
>>743915340Yeah, disingenuous strawmen from fags like that artist are annoying as hell>>743917449See >>743914698
>>743917480Please. I can almost taste it.
>>743917987>fired staff from 343>replace them with indian outsourcing>same result
>Halo.Campaign.Evolved-RUNEIS UP!
>>743918323Who fucking cares? Playing this is a complete waste of time, not even worth pirating.
>>743912642Jerma!!!!
>>743918323Not worth it mateI pre ordered this game on the deluxe version (just finished the library level), and even for free this game isn't worth playing.
>>743918524>>743918409damn, is it really that bad?
>>743918581I only watched a playthrough, it's pretty bad. I strongly recommend you don't watch it on youtube because I came away from my sitting deeply uncomfortable and sick to my stomach for just having witnessed it. You'd be doing yourself a favor by just forgetting this exists, unless you're a masochist, then knock yourself out. Let us know how it goes!
>>743918581No, not at all. /v/ is full of poorfags who don't even play games. They just complain. Campaign Evolved is simply an improved version of the original in every way. New graphics, better lighting, improved dialogue, higher quality voice acting, more weapons, more enemies, new missions, cinematic cutscenes and more. What's not to like about it?That said, if you're gonna get the game you should really purchase it instead of pirating it to support the developers to keep making great games.
>>743918759>>743918915which one do i believe?
>>743918979The one that isn't being sarcastic
>>743918581•The combat is worse•The visuals are grainy and with lots of noise (even worse with upscalling), and only some forerunners halls got a miniscule upgrade in art/visuals•The dialogue got worse•Almost all cutscenes are a slog, paddling for time, while cutscenes in the original game went straight to the point 90% of the time, just compare the cutscene from the first level when you reach Keyes•The extra levels are meaningless, even considering the reveal of the last cutscene•The changes to The Library level barely provides an improvement in pacingIt might be me, but I think this game on Heroic is almost as hard as the OG CE on Legendary, might replay the campaign later and compare better, enemies feel quite tanky.Anyway, not worth it.
>>743918979The second one. It's a better game than the original. Don't be duped by nostalgiafags
>>743919119lollmao even
Maybe Halo is just fucking boring
>>743917964Anyone can say "make good games" but all the talent in the industry is dead, retired, or washed up. All the teams that made the best games are scattered to the winds and replaced with those who are ideologically captured. Thats why its not possible for anyone to make good games. The best hope is indies and those almost never reach the quality of old games. AAA needs to be wiped out.
>>743919258>hated Halo so much back in the day I never beat any of the campaigns for years (I'm shooting these big aliens so many times why won't they die?)>never beaten CE solo because I thought the game was too janky when I tried playing it before>playing through it on Legendary recently and it's fucking brilliantBig think
>>743893978because they're 343, they only know how to disappoint.
>>743918915Are you doing this for free? I hope you're getting paid.
>>743919881
>>743918524But why?
If Microsoft gives up on 343 (impossible I know, let me dream), and lends the ip to another studio, which studio would be the best one to make a Halo game ?
>>743920240Unfortunately if microsoft gave up on 343 they'd either give it to gearbox or id
>>743893978>halo 4 is divisive>master chief collection is an unmitigated disaster that took 5 years post launch to become playable>halo guardians is a flop >halo infinite starts strong then nose divesat this point what can 343 do to be removed from halo? it seems like at this point they have some blackmail on Xbox that ensures they will never lose the IP for whatever reason.
>>743893978>The Giantess Cortans scenedid it really need to go that long? Are we Homeworld 3'ing?
I mean she is kinda cute from some angles but halo 4 cortana mogs hard (and even the weapon to a certain degree)
why is everyone fucking randomly smiling at all times?
grim
>>743920835The cutscenes essentially work off of bollywood film directing.
>>743920347343's existence as a company makes much more sense when you realize they're really just a shell of a dev studio that's an extension of microsoft's will and almost entirely made up of temporary contract workers. When a new halo game gets greenlit it's not "hey let's get 343 to work on the game", it's "hey let's hire a bunch of temp workers from india to make this game and then we'll fire them in 6 months."
>>743920194>>743919019
>>743920240Id
>>743920781>>743920835>>743920881I want to make digital love to nuCortana while she whispers quirky millennial quips in my ear
>>743918270I don't give a shit what happens next. I want the people responsible to suffer the consequences of what they've done for once. It's been 10 years and 343 has produced nothing but abject failures. Give it to ID Tech at this point so they can make Doom Doom instead of Doom Halo
Any Halo fan interested in a remake should just play Marathon instead. If they haven't played it already of course.
>>743916560I have a feeling Halo is going to suffer the same fate as Buck Rogers, where it was once a revolutionary ip but now regarded as a relic of the past that refuses to die
>>743923658Halo was already there with Halo 3 in 2007 if you even considered the franchise revolutionary at all. Relic of the past stuff, at least 10 years already.
>>743922854>Give it to ID Tech at this pointMicrosoft just got done carving out ID
>>743922854>Give it to ID TechYou mean the studio who got hit so hard with layoffs forcing them to shove their own engine in favor of UE5? You are mad.
>>743922854>>743924162It doesn't matter anyway. People make games not brand names. Outsourcing with 343 on the label or outsourcing with id on the label it's all the same conveyor belt shit.
>>743923964Please shut up about shit that was before your time. Halo 3 was bigger than either of the two previous games and was incredibly popular.>those were dudebros they don't countThey count.Halo began falling off and was replaced by CoD afterwards. By the time Reach came out, then it was a relic of the past.
>>743924262UEification and it's consequences have been a disaster for gamin.
>>743924335Halo 3 wasn't revolutionary. It was Halo 2 with worse maps, a gimped melee system and some weapon balance changes. That could never be viewed as revolutionary. The argument is that Halo 3 wasn't a revolutionary game not that it wasn't popular because obviously it was popular.
>>743924429Halo 3 was revolutionary and had many improvements over the previous two games. Forge was revolutionary. You do not know what you are talking about, please shut your infant mouth.
>>743924427Unreal hit the video game industry like crack hit black neighbourhoods.
>look at youtube comments>everybody is excited or praising itThey're bots right
>>743912461>the arbiter is a human female,>captain keyes daughter is black,>every third elite is female,
>>743924429Stfu.
>>743924580Halo already had an editor for the PC ports of Halo 1 and Halo 2. Even the name Forge comes from the Marathon games Bungie did earlier. User-generated content was trendy at the time and a lot of games did that around Halo 3's release. Even things like Infection came from Halo 2 Xbox lobbies and some of the stuff people were playing on Xbox 360 with Halo 3 were copies of what people were already playing on Halo Custom Edition.>>743924659Unreal is great. Halo 1 ripped off a lot from Unreal and the game was better for it. Even some of the stuff that was cut in Halo 1 and Halo 2 is actually in Unreal. Halo is like a mix of Marathon and Unreal with some new stuff. More people should play Unreal.
>>743893978The problem was remaking it in the first place when it wasn't good enough to justify the effort. Not trying to be a boomer, but halo just isn't a true classic of game and with hindsight it's pretty obvious. Popular yeah, just not capable of standing among the greats like doom or half-life.It was always a well executed but overall pretty bland experience, carried by being the couch co-op successor to goldeneye in a very specific era of early console gaming which won't come around again.
my boy jerma still getting work
>>743924859you must have an enthralling opinion on if Roblox is revolutionary or not.
You were always going to cry about it.
>>743925039lol bro, stop.
>>743899443
>>743925476I don't know anything about Roblox sorry. I've heard it vaguely compared to Minecraft in passing but I've not played that either so it could be bullshit.I've heard Fortnite is the successor to Halo 3's particular style of custom lobbies but I've only played three matches of Fortnite and it was the standard mode not the custom stuff.
>>743897380HEY LISTEN!
>>743905398H2A was fine for what it is, but 343i barely had anything to do with it.
>>743897380I refuse to believe this....
>>743914698Sorry anon, best I can do is a remaster that removes everything you liked about the past game. We need to expand our audience!
>>743926372
>>743893978I still don't see the point of buying this when Halo CE to this day still looks and plays better.>>743912461This is exactly the 343 retardation I've come to expect alright.
>UE5 games are /v/ poorfags kryptonite
>>743927096>UE5 bootlickers will stoop to defending 343
>>743927168>if I can't run game on my potato then it's bad
>>743927310I'd feel sorry for you but your pathetic existence is just too damn funny
>>743927096>wooden sword>featureless protag face>his arm looks broken>lantern is... made of ice? and dripping cum for some reason?>AI can't figure out how walls work>goofy sovlless monster faceThanks for proving the original meme's point so thoroughly.
>>743927096It's mainly just Lumen, shit sucks even if you have good hardware.
>>743927352What's funny is watching a bunch of people make retarded excuses up when it's obvious what the real issue is
>>743927676343? Your parents never loving you? The broad competency crisis throughout the industry?
>>743927676indeed, the real issue is that the game sucks.Good to see we all understand such obvious thing
>>743928039This game plays much like the original Xbox version, but with improved graphics and a few minor tweaks. If you think this one is bad, you probably didn’t enjoy the original either.If you think this one is bad and the OG is good then it's pretty clear that it's your toaster which is at fault.
>>743929070LOL
>>743893978Making specific studios to develop a single franchise is retarded. Between 343 and the coalition, zero creativity or limit pushing like what bungie and epic did.
>>743929112Laugh all you want. You've not played it and you can't run it. Prove me wrong.
>>743920240Kojima
>>743929194>Laugh all you wantDon't mind if I doLMAO
>>743929235all you have is your little cope. >if I act like it's shit nobody will know UE5 is your kryptonite.
>>743929284KEK! KEK!!
>check credits >game had 24 producers that's just one of the dozen or more studios the work was outsourced to
I saw the dlc skins at that was all I needed to know about the quality of the game.
>>743927310Game runs and looks like dogshit on my 9950X3D and 5090. Fully pathtraced games are more performant.
>>7439064636.2 or below
>>743929735The game runs smooth and looks amazing on mine. you're probably retarded or lying.
bros i pirated the game and played first mission until the part where you get outsidethe only thing i heard was monsters making comedic noises and allied monsters (brown women) screaming twice as loud
>>743929840do yourself a favor and delete this game, not worth it
>>743929801Source: crack pipe. Get your eyes checked. Or just kill yourself, Ranjeet.
>>743911961If they touch Halo 2 with their grubby jeet fingers I will actually lose it
>>743920781Her animations are ggood and kinda cute, can't give any other animation in the game the same level of praise though
>>743930418>It runs like shit on my imaginary rtx 5090 >You're the one on crack >ranjeetWe've reached the point of the smelliest of browns thinking their larps are convincing
>>743931261LMAO
>>743906980>>743926032>h2a was fineshut the fuck up
>>743932123What's the problem with the new design ?
>>743912775They won't because those games are unplayable for people who weren't there back then. Instead they will remake every old game with a modern coat because they are incapable to make a new game.
Review just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvZmRv6U_s0
>[YouTube] Funny monkey peeing in his own mouth EPIC (embed)
>>743934796I saw the title and clicked it anyway because I'm fascinated
>>743932170Is that a visual bug or a weapon skin?
>>743929840pirate the original pc game or mcc instead
>>743893978Does any studio have as bad of a track record as 343? Have they EVER made a good game? why on earth where they not first on the chopping block at microsoft
>>743935431Just got shot
>>743935492The closest they've ever come to releasing a good game was putting their logo on the cover of Halo Wars 2.
>>743913591>the trio of prophets are replaced by the Covenant Queen, a female prophet.This can't be true. Does this mean we get to jump on her chair and beat the shit out of her in the halo 2 remake?
Just finished the extra missions + remake levels on heroic difficulty.My conclusion: 343 deserves to die.I don't know how they managed to create a remake so inferior to the original, but they did it.
>>743936156Also, I'm seeing the credits now, and holy shit there's a shitload of chinese people here, I'm starting to doubt if 343 even made this or they decided to throw it to some chink studio and take the credit later
>>743935492>Have they EVER made a good game?No, and at this point it's an impressive feat. You'd think they'd have landed at least ONE (1) okayish release, but no.
>>743897626No, Halo has always been shit. Fuck you niggers for supporting a game that popularized regenerating health and two weapon limits. It killed FPS games for over a decade.
>>743914429retard
>>743893978Gmanlives said it's good though
>>743937487He says that about every game sent to him for free.
>>743937487>trusing shillmanlives about anythinghe's been outed so many fucking times, I genuinely cannot believe people still watch this fucking faggotnigger.
>>743937416>killed fpsFPS was never more popular before halo than it was after it, you're fucking pissed because quake went extinct.
>>7438939782012>we NEED sprint in Halo to capture the modern audience2026>we NEED sprint in Halo to capture the modern audiencewhen they add sprint to Halo 2 remake next the modern audience will start buying fr fr
>>743897380Literally nothing is allowed to surprise the player anymore
>>743933508Golems see really no problems with glitchy new models huh
>>743936156yet you liked it enough to beat it
>>743939532I don't refund games. If I buy a bad one I try to complete the campaign at least (the game needs to be absurdly horrible to make me give up on that), but I never refund them, as punishment for my stupidity.Now that I finished the campaign, I'll just stick with MCC and forget about this mess
>>743939959You could have just told us you're a masochist and we would have understood immediately
>>743893978you can immediately tell the game was made in UE. they have completely ruined the atmosphere.
>I bought a game called Halo >and what I expected was to play Halo>but what I ended up with was Halo but prettier >How could they do this to me?
>>743935492To be fair H5 and Infinite had "decent" multiplayer. H4 was a passable game that was "okay" as a general package.
Even anniversary looks better than this AI slop. I dread to imagine what the next Halo CE remaster will be like.
>>743940139Post playtime and achievements.
>>743940201>heh, post your play timeWhat does that prove?
>>743940273That you actually played the game. See >>743910264 as proof of people shilling the game disingenuously.
>>743940391I like it. I'm just having a quick break before going back in.
>>743940391>See >>743910264 as proof of people shilling the game disingenuously.As an alternative to those who haven’t played the game but still hating on it?
>>743940447I get that and I respect that you actually played the game you were saying was good despite a significant amount of anons saying otherwise.
I'm just gonna say it: I don't appreciate having to play as one of the bad guys, I don't appreciate losing the chance to fight elites, dual wielding when you've cut weapon damages in half only makes using nades awkward and single wielding suck and the flood didn't need a goddamned spokesperson, they were scarier as something that was like a natural disaster that couldn't be reasoned with, kind of like a flood. Bungie sucking still better than 34halo3 trying their hardest tho.
>>743940553Fair point. Though you can tell some aspects are bad without playing the game (sound mixing, cutscenes, enemy placement/balancing, odd weapon additions).
>>743893978>howFor me it's "why": an entire game planned out for you so you only need to make the same assets in high fidelity yet you waste time putting your spin on it with a deadline to meet?
>>743940667You can tell just by watching any footage that it's just a very fancy Reach mod.
>>743940624Dual wielding could be fixed by simple letting you switch to another weapon while still keeping your dualies?Downside? You have to swap to a single weapon to throw grenades,bungie was retarded for not tapping into this
>>743940732It's better that than a mod of the 343i games. Imagine if they put in the precision weapons of Halo 3/4 into it.
>>743937416That's what first person shooters are. No one gives a shit about your 1998 boomer shooters where you fly around the map with a weapons wheel unc
>>743927096Lmao you cannot have art style with photorealism. Switch em around and it's more accurate.
>>743940667It plays just how I remember Halo playing, only this version looks amazing, especially in HDR. I know there's a few differences like the weapons etc but whatever. I don't care. The game is good and what I expected it to be.
>>743940769It would have been fixed by not nerfing all of the single-wield weapons into the ground. The only one usable on its own is the Plasma Pistol, and that's simply because of its charge shot pairing so well with the BR.SMG? Shit, does literally half the damage of CE's AR.Plasma Rifle? Shit. Can't stun anymore, not as efficient as the Plasma Pistol.Magnum? Abysmal. Can't even kill an enemy player in a single magazine. It's not even common enough in the campaign to be a good Grunt killer. On top of all this, the accuracy is also terrible.
>>743940883Reach might as well be a 343 game. Not that this glorified partial conversion is without its 343isms. Gotta have the 36+-round AR that is good at every range and has high damage.
>>743940964It's fine to enjoy it, there's lots to like. Everyone should be honest about the ups and downs. People get too wrapped up in either bootlicking or bashing, rather than the more productive middleground.
>>743940154The problem is that "decent" and "okay" aren't good enough as follow-ups to amazing games, and as such people stopped caring about Halo 4 in a matter of months, people pretend Halo 5 had good multiplayer (it didn't) and Infinite shot itself in the foot in various ways.
>>743939959>complains game is bad>financially rewards it anywayman devs are right you gamers™ types are fucking stupid
>>743941053Reading this thread, it’s clear that many people haven’t played it and are just repeating phrases they’ve picked up from clickbait YouTube streamers.
>>743940391>>743910584I'm playing on legendary you miserable faggots. also funny y'all are putting this much stock in achievements. pathetic even.>>743912461why would I refund when I'm having a good time?
They literally take 2 steps forward and 2 steps back with each new feature. >deferred rendering undoes higher resolution clarity >the haze effects literally undoes DLAA and its clarity>chromatic abb and film grain undoes photorealism >spend infinite amount of time on accessibility features for blind retards who don't play gaming but leave off chromatic abb toggle for thousands of gamers who hate it WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING ANYMORE, THESE COMPANIES ARE RUN BY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL NIGGER JEETS
How are they gonna escape the prophets being jews allegory in Halo 2?There is no way they can even remake that story, way too many characters
>>743941053It's hard to think of any positive aspects of the game. I guess the Brute infighting mechanics are cool, even if they make no sense.
>>743939959>>743939992>>743941138Can I buy it just to leave a bad review and refund on Steam? I wanna do this for TLOU2 as well.
>>743941217Redesign the aesthetics of the prophets to be christian coded
>>743941196different levels have different effect balances. That level had a lot of chromatic aberration for some weird reason. You can turn it off. There's a few posts around showing how to create a .ini to do it
>>743941264It's more what the prophets do, leading the goyim to their own slaughter and replacing the race that notices too much with another race that act as their golems
>>743941283Nigger literally every game has chromatic abb turned on by default now. I know editing the notepad file turns it off but holy shit why do they think this looks good? Does anyone actually like chromatic abb?
>>743941283That's not the point. They waste so much time on shit for blind retards, like text narration being on by default, but can't even bother to add a single tickbox to turn off 3D glasses mode.
>>743929795Whats the point of a 10 point scale if youre going to go to decimal?
Played it and it's kinda boring It's exactly like the first Halo gameboring ass 07 shooter
>>743941438They're just localizing it for retarded snoys
>>743941494I played a port of the original in 2009 and enjoyed it greatly. I wasn't going into it with my own expectations of what a shooter should be. With some its stopping human plots, with others its stopping alien hordes. But in the end no game is going to appeal enough to everyone who plays games.
>>743941516People will shit on me for liking mainstream games but 10-15 years ago mainstream games were pretty damn decent. Even if you were a a hardcore gamer, you could have enjoyed COD4 or Skyrim (granted it wasn't as good as Morrowind). Now they are absolutely made for bottom of the barrel goycattle who don't question anything and just call you poor. That girlboss is also fucking cringe, the reddit dialogue, breaking the 4th wall, completely rewriting the lore, the lack of art style, the stupid fucking soulless fog and haze, the braindead AI with icons over stealth enemies, the unoptimized stutterfest UE5 that needs frame gen to hit triple digits - HOW DO PEOPLE BRING THEMSELVES TO LIKE THIS SLOP? It's irredeemable. It has to be tapping into the masochist market.
>>7439417906k players right now on steam. It 100% bombed and halo 2 remake probably will get cancelled
>>743941430>I'm too retarded to create a .ini file to turn it off
>>743942074>euro time>people at work/school>still not actually released yet>most got it on game pass for the sub.
>>743942148Oh here we go
>>743942112I've been editing game notepad files since 2001 back when I downloaded the original Max Payne through fucking mIRC. It's called having standards. No reason why they can't make it an option when they have 50 options for closed captioning and color blindness filters. People use to walk to work too, doesn't mean you are too lazy to not want to do it in 2026. Worthless nigger.
>>743893978343 have never shown any competence and you'd be crazy to think they'd suddenly become competent out of nowhere despite their rock solid and consistent track record of sucking over literally decades
>>743935431chief joined the cia
>>743942217
>>743942232>I bought a PC so I have freedom to do stuff >but I cry like a huge faggot about it
I like the alien guns. I like the alien vehicles. I'm a simple man, I am attracted to glowing lights and sci-fi noises
>>743942308It's laziness on 343's part. They already had a million unimportant options, but can't provide ones people would actually use.
>>743942232The point is that you shouldn't have to, these options should be in the game. Most games that do that just write to config files anyway, but doing it manually is above most people's technical expertise.
>>743942385>they're lazy I shouldn't have to do anything at all buy a console then you whinging fuck
>>743942420What is even your line of reasoning here? Editing a text file isn't difficult, but I shouldn't HAVE to. Yeah, it's fixable, but it's not something that should need fixing.
>>743909941Halo at its core is a game about strafing past projectiles. Allowing the player to just bump up their move speed breaks the game in half, the more noticeable sprint is the more the devs have to compesnate. See H5: the player is more mobile than ever, so they gave all the enemies aids-ridden homing attacks. infinite is what happens when you go in the opposite direction: you make the sprint so limp dick and pathetic that it may as well not be a mechanic at all. it has the benefit of tricking mouthbreathers like you into thinking you're going faster because there are speedlines on the screen
Look at this stupid faggot
>>743942561Average gracey wacey fag
>>743895958I came here to post that picture. Thank you for your service
>>743893978It's strange, even the levels they were meant to "fix" are just worse. Everything is shortened. Instead of replacing the repeat corridors and rooms with something new and exciting, they just remove them instead. The only part of this that actually felt like some form of improvement was the Warthog Run on The Maw.Keyes feels worse. The cutscene with Captain Keyes is so fucking lame.The Library feels slightly less tedious, but the entire level is still "follow 343GS to a door. Wait and fight off flood, repeat" except you're going DOWN instead of UP in the library. Like... why? Dante's Inferno? Lmfao. The worst part is that they turned the Elevator sections into fucking combat sections like the Elevator in Halo 2's Oracle. They even reuse the same fucking elevator. In the original game these were your sole times of reprieve from the onslaught of the Flood. Removing them just means you now have no rest. No breathing space.Two Betrayals is kinda cool because you're fighting through it all with Flood biomass changing the areas you fought in during AotCR. But it's still just AotCR backwards.The game is toothless. I realised that when I tried to jump out of the escape pod shaft at the start of The Maw and an invisible wall stopped me from doing it.
Like on legendary, you're desperate for sniper or magnum ammosHow do you even get them?
>>743941138>talking shit about your customers.have fun being jobless.>>743940447>I like it. I'm just having a quick break before going back in.>>743929284>le capeshit reference>>743929194>muh 6000 dollar powertoys.you fags are the goyest of goy niggercattle that ever golly-goy'ed around. halo campaign devolved sucks fat shit. stop trying to make the conversation about being a brand loyal elite consumer piggy.
What the fuck is the deal with the warthog run on legendary? I held W the entire time, never stopped, never flipped, used every shortcut, and I still only finished with 5 seconds left after having to try 4 times. What the fuck is going on?
>>743942546>complains about thing>thing is fixable >still complains about it do you even have the game?
>>743942829You haven't bought it and you can't run it. It must hurt larping as a PCMR faggot who can't actually afford to play games
So you are saying this is Halo Kiwami? technically shinier and prettier but ultimately misses the point?
>>743943617It's fixable, but it shouldn't have to be.
>>743943731Do you even have the game?
>>743942805I randomly realized in the original game that tapping the fire button (instead of holding down/bursts) made the AR hit far more often, so the damage would add up a lot more and I naturally saved on pistol ammo. Apparently the AR in the remake hits center-mass every time if you just tap the fire button, so that might help in case there really is sniper/pistol shortage in the remake.
>>743943764Why would I? It looked like shit at its reveal, looked like shit during previews, and looks like shit at release. It got literally every single unique aspect of CE wrong.
>60 dollarinos + tip for a 10 hour demake that doesn't even have multiplayer
>>743943857>I just want to cry like a huge faggot about editing a .ini file on a game I don't even own. You sad pathetic little street shitter
>"day 1" on game pass>people are playing it right now>it's not on game pass for several more days>xbox wonders why game pass has failed
>>743944001You say, while posting jeetware.
>>743944073That's the CA disabled. You know the thing you've been crying over. Stupid cunt
>>743944110Nobody has even implied it can't be disabled, you fucking retard. The problem is that it's not in the menu while a hundred "accessibility" options take priority.
>>743944176>I don't care if it can be disabled. I'm just a huge prick who cries about it. typical street shitter
>>743944239>jeet calling other people jeetsEvery time
>>743942561>product received for freedoes this count towards overall reviews?
>>743944278>No UI have the game. You don't. I can run the game. You can't. I have an opinion on the game based on experience. You don't. You're the street shitter here.
>>743893978They already "remade" it with MCC. What is this jeet shit?
>>743944330>projectinglmao
>>743944367>I'm not a poorfag street shitter Your entire life is spent crying over things you can't have.
>>743908005I mean niggers are the same. They basically worship federal reserve notes and overpriced gucci backpacks. That's why they want a brown world; white people are consumeristic also but they tend more towards things that at least have some use.
>>743944428Your entire life is spent defending jeetware. I sure hope you got a review copy, otherwise you're paying to defend it.
>>743944513I get enjoyment from playing games, unlike you who doesn't get to play them at all. Why are you even on /v/, streetshitter?
>>743944559If you get so much enjoyment out of playing games, why are you shilling on /v/ instead of playing it?
>>743944001Your remake looks like shit you braindead goycattle consoomer. Not wanting to play slop doesn't mean you're poor but you have standards. Bright lights and millions of reflections are not as impressive as an actual art direction. How many times do I need to post picrel to get it through your thick head?
>>743944628The game is free. Look at all those buzzwords, I think you are coping. hard.
>>743944615I've just stopped playing it. I'm making food. Prove to me you're not a street shitter. Post your 2025/2026 steam games. Sort by release date. I know you won't.
>>743924335Halo 3 was good and more popular just by virtue of more people playing online games, but Halo 2 was just as big of a console online phenomena, and it was a far superior game to Halo 3 which is the nu-gamer's first fps.
>>743924859>Halo already had an editor for the PC ports of Halo 1 and Halo 2. Yeah because the vast majority of players were playing on PC right you fucking clown
>>743944784Nothing is free. You pay with your time even if it’s the RUNE crack.
>>743944818TDA has the same requirements as Campaign Redeemed btw
>>743944887what is your comparison supposed to show?
>lab tech says he's hot, pulling the pins in 5>combat evolved chief's cryo-tube begins to open after 5 seconds>campaign evolved tube begins to open immediatelyWhat bothers me the most is that these niggers didn't even try to hide the fact that they didn't care one fucking bit.
>>743944917>I'm not a street shitter. I've bought 2x games in 2 years. Did you get them for ramadam?
>>743944919Foreclosure was touted as a AAAA game before release, as in it was supposed to be groundbreaking, revolutionary, redefine video games. They went a little overboard with the hype marketing, overpromise and underdeliver kind of deal.
>>743945023So what does it have to do with this thread?
>>743944997Not my fault 2025 was a disastrous year for vidya, plus I have older games to play.
Jeets get paid five dollars a month for being nuisances on the internet btw
>>743945084You mean ones which run on your potato?
>>743945108That's already been debunked because I can run Dark Ages.
Why don't they just use Halo 4's Cortana? It's the one thing 343 got right.
>>743945139>dark ages>Requires a 64-bit processor and operating systemOS: Windows 10 64-Bit / Windows 11 64-BitProcessor: AMD Zen 2 or Intel 10th Generation CPU @3.2Ghz with 8 cores / 16 threads or better (examples: AMD Ryzen 7 3700X or better, or Intel Core i7 10700K or better)Memory: 16 GB RAMGraphics: NVIDIA or AMD hardware Raytracing-capable GPU with 8GB dedicated VRAM or better (examples: NVIDIA RTX 2060 SUPER or better, AMD RX 6600 or better)wow really anon. impressive you can run it. What's the next game you can't afford which you're going to hyperventilate over?
>>743945150Halo 4 came out at a time when it was still okay to make sexy female characters. You can't do that post-gamergate.
>>743945204Literally the same requirements as Campaign Redeemed.
The Adaptation skull is pretty fun, it's nice being able to play The Library fighting something other than just Flood
>>743945216You realise she still has a big ass
>>743945216Companies keep making these twitter-influenced decisions and wonder why they're bleeding money.
>>743945267It's impressive you can run console games on your PC anon.
>>743944818NTA but here you go. I agree with the anon you are calling a jeet. Halo Campaign Devolved looks like shit. Fuck UE5. Your turn :) >>743944919Art Style vs Photorealism
>>743945318You're defending a console game. The whole selling point of this remake is that it's on Playstation.
>>743945076You're being deliberately obtuse, but I'll bite. Campaign Evolved's marketing ran along similar lines, overpromising only to underdeliver, they made the very same mistake. Instead of trying to deliver a mind blowing product, they made a minimally viable one and hoped marketing would carry them to financial success, it did not. If 343 weren't owned by Microsoft, they would have been shut down years ago, and certainly would be for this. However as you know, Microsoft has infinity money.
>>743945360Someone at 343 must have some serious dirt on some high-level Microsoft execs. While they're continued to fail for 15 years and literally never release a good game, the successful studios are either gutted or shuttered.
>>743945343I'm enjoying a console game. You're here telling me I'm wrong.
>>743945489I'm simply stating that they have skewed priorities when it comes to menu options, and you're taking it as a personal attack.
>>743937416Stay seething quaketranny
>>743945456Is Soros and Blackcock still funding DEI to distract the public from Wall St robbing everyone?
>>743945538I've explained to you that your issue in the game you don't even have can be fixed, but that isn't good enough. Street shitter wants to cry about it still.
>>743907593It's already cracked, not even pirating this flop.
>>743945569They have to work double time with USAID defunded.
>>743944784Buzzword is the ultimate buzzword you demented monkey. Attack his thesis. Refute his argument
>>743945091that's the kicker, anon. They don't get paid. They do it for free
>>743945593Now you're just going in circles. NOBODY, literally not a single person, disagreed with you that it can be fixed by editing a config file. The criticism is solely on the option not being in the menus while all of the accessibility options get priority.Are you reading a script? Is that why you're not able to deviate from your incorrect points? Tell your AI to update its data set for the information provided in this post.
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>>743945774Stop buying ue5 remakes you retarded faggot
>>743945327>fuck UE5there's several UE5 games in that pic jfc
>>743945831I can run them so the engine doesn't matter
its boringhalo in itself is super boring nowadaysyou cant just make a>walk and shoot game anymore
>>743945831You're surprised that the UE5 shill owns nothing but UE5 slop?
>>743945456Nah, the fact is that Halo is still considered integral to the xbox brand. They keep shuffling people around at 343 hoping that will fix the problem, they don't really care about the studio itself, or at least they didn't until they rebranded it to try and shed the reputation 343i built up (didn't work).
>>743946045If they really cared, they'd have shut down 343 and gave the series to a proven studio. They shuffled around some leadership in 343 and rebranded, but it's still the same studio that has proven they are incapable of making anything good.
>>743946045Microshit just doesn't understand Halo, the player is supposed to be slow and weak and you're supposed to use your tools and map design to get around that, nowadays halo is just sprinting up to enemies and meleeing them to death
>>743946226>the player is supposed to be slow and weakIt sounds more like you don't understand Halo. MC isn't some supposed to be some disabled faggot he's a super-soldier
>>743946124>If they really caredMicrosoft execs, execs in general rather, are decrepit old people stewing in the rancid slush of their own rotting brains this late in the game. Completely detached from reality. They live in an alternate universe where they are in fact geniuses and every decision they make is revolutionary.
>>743946310Yes he is, walk around in the open on the higher difficulties in the older games and you get instantly put down by all of the enemies, i don't give a shit he is supposed to be hecking super soldier the book lore is dogshit anyway
>>743946310The games completely contradict this.
>>743946425>i don't care what the lore is. my brain says otherwise so you all must agree with me another autist who thinks he's centre of the universe
>>743946496Nothing is canon but the first 3 Halo games, i don't make the rules fag
>>743946496It's a video game. Mechanics are always more important than bookshit. Halo started going to shit the moment they started catering to bookfags.
>>743945774So you bought 12 new games for 2026/2025 and I've pretty much doubled it at 24. Can we agree now I make YOU look like the street shitter? >>743945882So can I which we've established. But I don't think UE5 looks good. Since I've actually experienced it, can you now validate my opinion or are you gonna keep calling me poor even though I've proved that argument wrong?
>>743946557He's running in the first 3 games. There's no walk speed
>>743946632>I bought 24 games. 20 of them are humble bundle troonshit you certainly made your point
>>743946632>So can I which we've establishedWhat was established and when? You haven't proven anything.
>>743946641This is why the 343 shills won, we can't just admit we like the player being slow, stop the cope
>>743946712it's video games you retarded troon. There is no "winning" for you. They're products which you either buy or don't.
>>743946825Faggot
>>743893978>. Enlighten me how 343 managed to fumble Halo CE againIt's a day that ends with Y
>>743946825 Are you the same retard from the other day crying that mods can't be more fun than the original game?
>>743946986You're the only person on this board. Every other poster is an ai bot.
>>743946712>This is why the 343 shills won, we can't just admit we like the player being slow, stop the copeHalo 3 walking speed is faster than Halo 5 sprint.
>>743946674Oh really nigger? Show me which one of these >>743945327 came in a humble bundle and then compare the rest to your collection, I'll wait. Goal post moving coping jeet.
>>743947331You posted a screenshot of low-quality indie shovelware for your outdated PC. A stack of throwaway $10 games is hardly a big expense. If anything, you’ve only proven you’re even more of a street shitter than I initially thought.
What the fuck is the point of dlc skins in a singleplayer campaign?
>>743947490owned
>>743947995Think of the shareholders you piece of shit anti semite
>>743893978>DisappointingThat implies that you had actual high expectations for a 343 game
>>743948392343 doesn’t exist anymore, they had to rename them to Halo Studios to try and fool everyone into thinking they had different people make this one.
