You have 10 seconds to convince Asha-sama not to fire you
>>743930874I'm indian!VISHNU!
I'LL FUCKING KILL TODD RIGHT NOW
>i net your little mayomonkey wife doesnt have these cannons.
>>743930874Unironically.
>>743930874I'm one of the people consistently commiting code.
>>743930874my cock is huge and white, have mercy!
>unzips BWC
>>743931037Not fired>>743931114Fired>>743931214Fired>>743931265Definitely fired
>>743930874I'll do a better job than Todd(pretty low bar I know)
>>743931265Why are you writing code yourself, you're supposed to use Copilot for thatFired
>>743930874bloody bitch I brahmin
>>743930874Pardon me while I whip this out>unzips H1B Visa
>give me my promotion!
>>743930874She's adorable
>>743930874I'm the best at eating pusssy
She facially looks very British for some reason, idk how to explain it.Like, if you make her 3 shades lighter and give her blue eyes, she could very much pass as an Anglo.>inb4 stfu jeetI'm latinx actually
>>743930874You dare?! You are courting death!
>>743932531No, I can see what you mean, m8.I could see her and Deano down the local
>>743930874>>743932531holy fuck you're right lmao
>>743932616Wood.
>>743930874Just jack off niggerNo need to bring your sentient ass turd woman here
I hate Pakistan.
>>743932616sexo
>>743932616Dollar store JadeYes, I know Jade is French Canadian, but still
>>743930874BWC for you miss
>>743930874PRAISE BE AI, INSHALLAH.
I will kneel and actually make a game set in the IP my studio is known for instead of Donut's OC Journey II (The Unsold Stories).
>>743930874i made uhh doom and uhh fallout
>>743930874I'm not good at anything.
>>743930874Would.>>743932616Still would.
It's time to stop shilling this nobody jeet corpo cunt.
>>743930874“Fuck to you. Bloody Basterd bich bloody benchod.”
>>743932616I can see now why br**ish chicks are considered ugly
>>743932616Sssseeeeexxxxxxooooooo
>>743932531unironically this is why most jeetas here in bongland are genuine BWCslaves, even the pakijeets, and definitely even the most lefty green party onesultimately most of them just want to look like >>743932616and since we're all technically part of the same greater indo-european haplogroup (doth /pol/chuds might fervently protest against this), all it really takes is 3+ generations of consistent bleaching to achieve this >>743932616 result
>>743930874Please Asha, I've lost count of how many posts I've made on 4chan mocking Sony and praising Xbox (and praising the Steam Machine as well)
>>743930874i am brahmin high caste saar
Please saar, I'll do the needful, I'm brahmin like you.
>>743930874Cant, I quit Microsoft and Epic once we finished Gears of War 3, anybody with half a brain saw the witting on the wall for how both companies was going.Went on to do VFX for movies with Unreal Engine however, was funny, quit that too.Now I just sit and do nothing while collecting checks from past projects, fuck em all.
>>743936841Not good enoughYou have five seconds
>>743936872YOUR IZZAT IS MINEYOU ARE NOW DALIT
>>743930874I'm not Indian so I already lost.
>>743930874I am Brahmin saaaaar!!!
Your powers are too weak, woman
>>743932616Whoah it’s almost as if Europeans came out of India
>>743938580I thought we came out of Africa. I can't keep up with the latest politicized revisionism.
>>743930874>Fire this *unzips BWC dick*
>>743930874If I was at microsoft I would want to be fired. Awful company, and their HQ is in an awful state.
>>743938742All of Homo sapiens originated from Africa, they first left Africa for the Middle East and then spread from there, the first Homo sapiens to reach Europe were not the Indo-Europeans that you're thinking of, Indo-Europeans only arrived later, but there were already established European populations of Homo sapiens by then, the first ones intermingled with the Neanderthals of the area
>>743938579Your majesty!
>>743932531>>743932616>>743936676I always thought Jeets are a dark mirror version of whypipot. Mongoloid chad
>>743930874pronounce her name so furniture start levitating
basically race swap this situation>Yes M'am I am your little white Benchod Boy>Yes I will shit on your breasts indeed
>>743930874I'll massage your feet with my tongue, mommy
>>743939971MA'AM ARE YOU PROSTITUTE
>>743930874i wish /v/ implemented ids, flags, and ip counters so that we can see how much of this off topic desperate shilling is from like 3 "people"
Really fucking sick of seeing this corpo ghoul spammed here. Time to IP range ban all of India and Pakistan again.
I can't. I'm an IT manager irl. She'll just fire me and and outsource the role to India.
>>743930874>>743930874I would talk to her about all the reasons why she should fire me.
>>743930874I want to lick her teeth and gums while jerking off
>>743940057I'm one of the three
>>743932616Proto-Indo European chads... it's our world
>>743930874hello biutiful you show bob and vagene yes?
She looks fine when she's not smiling
>>743940057all me
>>743940057I don't even want to shill for her I'm just so fucking in love with her.
>>743932531>>743930874
>>743940021>>743940734I'd fire 3,000 more people for her just for the off chance to do this for Mommy
Asha handling my BWC
the shilling is NEVER gonna work
>>743930874*hops up on her desk* *drops pants* *squats down* *shits*
>>743930874my family are rajas in the northern part of india
>>743930874>Madam, I have AWC only
>>743930874>You now realize she's a martial artist>Black Belt and all>There's a non-zero possibility that she'll pull off one of those fancy kicks and send Todd flying out of his office window
>>743944676A woman with a black belt is only slightly more dangerous than one without a black belt, which is to say, not at allt. have beaten up many women
>>743944308Mine owned an indigo plantation in northern India. Same thing really.
>>743944740Nice cope Todd, she's coming for you. Better start putting in more work on your Elder Scrolls VI project
Would you taste her curry slurry?
>>743944676I want her to kick me in the dick
>>743945053More.
why is this off topic thread still up?
>>743930874please Ass Shawarma don't fire me I have a family to feed
>>743932616Ashley Sama
>>743932616She's brahmin, and thus effortlessly aces the witness test.High Caste Indians are genetically closer to Europeans than Shitjeets the ruling Caste was ethnically distinct for thousands of years
>>743947053truehigh castes are white
Pajeet shill thread
>>743947179
>>743930874>tfw actual Xbox employeeSurvived the layoffs though. For now.
>>743947179They aren't white, they have been shitted but they HAD been a completely different ethnicity closer to Europeans
>>743947239hey shit up dalityou jealousy because you not white like us>>743947179>>743947243
>>743947179>>743947053
>>743947306Insides on Ashamommy?
>>743932616Would even harder than currently.
>>743930874*Sniff Sniff* why does it smell like curry in here??
wonder which country's "people" are making these dogSHIT threadshmmm...>>>/pol/539534923
>>743947729Not high up enough to have any unfortunately, we got the same info that was released to the press.
>>743947729Freudian slip? unless you didn't actually mean "insights".
Sex
>>743942746Her her skin is go and she has long flowery hair while being a millionaire corpobitchDamn I envy her bwc-boytoy
>>743947306Can I get an autograph from Asha
I love jeetas Bros
>>743930874You FUCKING bitch! Don't touch my STUDIOOOOO!!! ACK!
>>743932531Nigga she look like your average argentians, you should know better. She's a fucking Indian...
how many izzat points for this thread?
>>743950571Then start making good games nigger. How is a studio that hasn't made a good game since 2011 still in business?
>>743930874No, Mommy, don't do it again!Don't do it again, I'll be a good boy!I'll be a good boy, I promise!No, Mommy, don't hit me!Why did you have to hit me like that, Mommy?Don't do it, you're hurting me!
>>743930874i will send penar maam
>>743930874>>743931037>>743931114>>743931164I dont know why JEETS are shilling so hard for this girl considering is- married to a white guy named Stephen- has a kid with that white guyLike all pajeetas in the West (see vid), she hates her own men. The only reason pajeetas are with Indian men is because they are forced to in India but as soon as they set foot in the West, they spread their legs for any non-Indian men
>ITT: im not racist when im horny
>>743953482you really think all the shills itt are white?lollook here >>>/pol/539534923
>>743953243desperate izzat farmingthe rePOOtation of their dump is in the gutters nowthey are desperate for validation so that their access to the west doesn't get compromised
>>743953243jeets will inherit the world purely for the fact they're embalming themselves while still alive
I'm brahmin saaar
>>743953482yes
me poop in street do no redeem the firing saar
u mad timmy? we took your jobs, your games, and, soon, your your women
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