Dog Water Runs 2026 starts in less than 1 hour.Are you looking forward to any runs?>Schedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR26/schedule/dwr26>Stream for men:https://www.twitch.tv/dogwaterruns>Stream for faggots:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qJ4fV1SdrYNow: we drool at the bellsNext: Pokemon SnapNexter: Megaman X8 XLC
I've been looking forward to this all week!The entire lineup seems solid.
>>743943267As always, I'm looking for the SA2 runAlso youtube is better because you can block ads without the buffering shit from twitch
LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKERS THIS IS THE REAL SPEEDRUN SCENE
>>743944331Agreed. I watched ASM on YT and it was much less fussy
>>743943753Same, looking forward to some chill runs from normal people.
>>743944753You said the same about ASM and it had way too many you know whats.
>>743944814Well, I didn't say anything about ASM, all I know that this year it was different for some reason, I think because they did it in Sydney instead of where it was before, so it was different people, and allegedly not as good. Haven't seen much though.No danger of anything like that in Dogwater, it's always the same dudes.
It's all the way on Sunday, but I'm looking forward to Chibi Robo.Haven't seen a speedrun of it before
>>743944814And they were all Americans.
Countdown is up!
>>743943267made it just in time
I never donate to anything else but I always get a dogwater shirt each year.
>already have $1nice money laundering going on here
>gonna miss the first run due to a work meetingKill me
all me btw
dogwater ahh marathon
>twitch only offers a 1080p stream>My old toaster is fucked beyond belief.Hello fellow Youtubers.
>just shut the fuck up and watch the runkek. also man how is this game only 35 minutes I remember playing it so much
We are off to a good start, it seems.
>onlineSad. Is the whole thon gonna be like that?
>already have a delaydogwater indeed
>missed watching it live last year because it had its own channelnot missing it this time
>the runners commentary is ahead of the stream againah man not this shit again
>>743946023I think Youtube is like 20+ seconds behind Twitch, enjoy your spoilers.
>>743946203Less than 5 seconds on my end
The commentary delay is the real killer
oh its onalmost forgot about it
>>743946539You missed all of it.
>>743946539Sorry you missed it.You can always watch the VODs.
Dogwater time
Aww, so cute, they're holding hands! Where is his wife's son, though?
>I love watching dogwater with my wife as she holds her boyfriends handok which one of you was this
>donation>my wife and her boyfriend...Okay, who of you guys did this?
Don't really care too much about this but always nice to be back in preparation for esa
>>743947209Tfw not getting vacation for ESA summer any longer, because I'm now working in a team with moms and dads, and they hog up all the vacation during school holidays.
I wanted to include an allusion to her moaning but tiltify has the most retardedly short comment character count
>>743945265>all I know that this year it was different for some reason, I think because they did it in Sydney instead of where it was before, so it was different people, and allegedly not as good.Copiest of copes from this lad.It was in Adelaide and it was always in Adelaide.
this is a lot of fun, what the fuck is it? I've never heard of the dog water brand before, is it some kind of syndicate of streamers?
>>743948284small group of rl friends do a weekend marathon once a year
PETER TIME!
I really want to go to bat for X8 but man, it does not make it easy sometimes.
>>743948951X8 is great when it isn't doing Gimmick Stages. It is just unfortunate it is like 80% Gimmick Stages.
>>743948501PEETA YOU LEFT THE LAUNDRY UNWASHED AGAIN
>multi-world finaleBSG should be on by then right?
>>743949089Yeah. BSG starts a little before the Dogwater Facade run.
>>743949012Yeah, pretty much. X8 in my head is a spectacular game to build off of for future installments since it tried to do a whole lot which means it naturally gave you a lot of assets to work with.It's just, you know, those future installments never came.
>>743943267LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I hate when women speak.
>I HATE WHEN THE WOMEN SPEAK
Where are the TRANS RIGHTS?
>>743951606>Elon's non-troon son
based
>>>/wsg/6201579
CHOOOOOKE
>speedrunning a point and click game for toddlers
>>743952654Yes.
asm was fun
>Ib RemakeHuh, had no idea that existed.
>>743951936You just know
Finally, a good event
Mirror's Edge still looks pretty good.
>>743955247>>743955280How did they fuck up Catalyst so badThis clean visual style was a highlight of the game and they threw it away
>We will turn death-link onDO NOT DO THIS IT CREATES RETARD GAS
she should run around nakedwould be funny
Why the frick did this start so early, I missed the start
This talk sure wouldn’t be allowed at GDQ lmao
Shoutout to the tech crew I guess
rip doggy
>>743957443Clearly GDQ is behind this!
remember the drunk ff16 run?
>Twitch down>Youtube upThe dog do be watering
DOOD WEED LMAO
>mario sunshine>randolooooooooooooooooooooool
You know... Those people... Speedrunners...
>>743957668how could I forget
>>743957668Might be the highlight of all of Dogwater.
>40 combined viewersWhat?
>>743958846comfy
>>743958846All me
Wasn't this on the esa channel last year?Did they break up with them?
The banter is so good but I'm too busy with work to post consistently during any of it>>743958846You, me and my 38 wives
>>743958846Might as well be called 4chan speedruns since we're the only people watching.
>>743958917You're gaslighting me nigga, I was there. What do you think happened?
>>743958917Was it even on Twitch last year? They switched to their own marathon Youtube channel then but I think this is the first time they did a Twitch stream
>>743958846>first event with more viewers on yt than on twitchIt's twitchover. The racists won.
You're gonna buy the dogwater bikini, right /v/irls?
Youtube is better because it lets me rewind in case I missed somethingTwitch is better because its chat has neater emotesBoth are actually pretty gay about the shit that matters, the only thing they do mostly right is stream the actual game
>>743959279Youtube streams are always like 30 seconds behind Twitch streams
UNDER ESTIMATEPB
>Dais finally finished a run underestimate>By 39 seconds>But it counts
I'm DONE playing cat and mouse with twitch's shitty ads
Sometimes I forget how good this song ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP3M9_gICsc
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK JUST SAY DOGSHIT THERE IS NOTHING COOL ABOUT CENSORING YOURSELF FUCJKK YOU AND FUCK THE ASSHOLE THAT TRICKED EVERY SINGLE FUCK INTO THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOT STOP USING CLEAN LANGUAGE YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON
>>743959598The term existed long before fortnite kids, lil bro
Metal... Gear?!
>>743959598unc crashout
>>743959598melty
>>743959676i dont give a fuck how long it existed we all know its a replacement for dogshit and is completely uneeded
IM A HEADBANGA
>>743959275yea
These dudes have been cursing so much in the stream, I'm surprised twitch/youtube doesn't punish them.Is that a thing that only happens when you have a partnership or something?
>>743959598i think your post is dogwater
>>743959940Boys are too small for the algorithm. This is for their friends, family and us shitpostersYou can stream most of what you want on twitch and YT, it's just a matter of being promoted by their algorithms and sponsors or not. most get shadowed or shadowbanned anyway which makes all the effort to cater to them hilarious
>>743959940If nobody's watching, nobody can report you. Also there's nothing wrong with saying fuck and shit, people have been saying that on youtube for like 20 years
>>>/bant/24725444>>743959940>Getting punished for curing too much during a livestreamNo, this isn't a real thing.
>>743960049>>743960063Don't these platforms have AIs constantly watching over any streams, checking for copyright music and what not?
>>743959940youtube and twitch don't care if you swear
>tune in>pronounsWTF I thought this was the based speedrun marathon????
>>743960368No no, it's a statement.He is him.
>>743960368gotteem
>>743959940They only care if people complain, GDQ went "clean" because it got big and well known with sponsorshits that care about their own PR. This is like 9 dudes with like 60 viewers right now.Plus on Twitch at least, they put on the "Yeah there will be swearing" content warning, which i think shit like GDQ does't do since it wants a bigger audience (More donators), Obviously AI Moderation isn't gonna ban the shit that already follows the rules.Plus generally speaking it is not actually Swearing that pisses them off, It is things like: "Corona", "Suicide" and things like that, things that can be used to spread "Unwanted narratives".IIRC as long as you don't swear in the first 7 seconds of starting a stream on Youtube you are safe IIRC, after 7 seconds? All gravy.
Jesus this is such a breath of fresh air, human beings talking and acting like human beingsWhy can’t all runs and streams be like this?
>>743960557>Why can’t all runs and streams be like this?Sponsorships
>>743960368oh no no nohow will dogwaterfags ever recover
Whats with all these no names speedrun events "suddenly"
>>743960682>suddenlylurk moar
>>743960682t. man who doesn't lurk and just started paying attention
>Speedrunning an RPGmaker horror gameI guess it's kinda cozy at least
>sadx>all storiesholy sovlno marathon ever does this except maybe rrlat
>>743960746I tune in for sgdq but seems these bootleg events with less than 100 spectators only want to coast off the other succees
>>743960874coast off deez nuts
>>743960682This is like year 4 of Dogwater. Fangame Marathon also started 2 days ago if you wanna watch IWBTG/Mario 64/random touhou games, and Licenseathon started today too.
>>743960874>coast off the other succeesMore like pick up the viewers that gdq keeps bleeding every year.
>>743960874Kinda the opposite for me, i have started skipping GDQ in favor of smaller shit like this.
>We're gonna ignore this doll because we're racist
Good bit
>>743960956I do, link that shit nigga
>>743961719NTA but oengus.io has links and the schedules to every marathon except the big bad one.
Damn, they make Ib handle a penis in the remake?>>743961719https://twitch.tv/FangameMarathon
OVERESTIMATE
>30:40
>>743962019>>743962039Dogwater will never recover
time for snek
>>743958846last year this garbage had like 25 combined lmao
>full 3 seconds delay in A/V
Damn he got ladder skip first try for once
What did Quentin Flynn do?
>>743963057Apparently he does a good impression of Snake's voice before the reveal.
I always liked Raiden, fuck the haters
Meryl is gonna get married in MGS4 though... Truly it has to be Sunny
CHOKE
You're telling me Raiden can't swim?
I did enjoy mgs games back when they released but I could never see myself ever replaying these games
>Underwater escort missionHow did Kojimbles get away with this?
>Autistic AvengerOwn up, which of you was that
>>743958917Probably thinking of BSG.
>>743963806She's the girl that Snake tried the hardest to care for in MGS4. It's basically canon
>>743965558I was the Autistic Avenger last year. I had to leave after the first 30 minutes of this run. Has...has the mantle been taken up?
>>743965806You failed to claim your raffle prize and now they aren't doing raffles because of it.
>>743965865Wait, there was a raffle? Seriously? Shit my bad, I gotta reach out to them then
>>743965991It was a year ago. Idk if they held on to the prize that long.
>>743966026I wouldn't expect them to but now I just feel like shit. I wanted to bring joy, not despair
>>743966052I feel ya. I had a similar incident with claiming an unrelated prize.It's a strange guilt.
>>743965991Yeah you won the raffle last year and they announced it on their twitter page and no one ever claimed it I guess
>>743966162They announced it on a twitter page? I think that might have been all they did, since I just confirmed I never got an email>>743966123Well hopefully someone else can enjoy it. I'm just happy the guys are running
>7min under estimatenice
god its so nice hearing real and good vgm between runs gdq just plays crap remixes
>>743966546hey wanna hear undertale for the 500th time?
yay for 2hu intermission music
>>743966546Rainwave is nice for background music in general, i remember using it WAAY back in the day. The Remix channels too. I dunno if it still works like that, but you basically voted on what will play next out of a couple of random options while the current song played.
>old worldhell ye
Oh Sunshine randomizer, that one is so hard to get used to not having all your moveset
mario time
>>743967459no wonder why no one in the other speedrun events doesn't run it
>>743967685yeah you're pretty much crippled for an undetermined amount of timeother randos like SM or KH2 either have a solid base moveset on already or they get added by default to make the seed go by faster
>RandomizerFuck.
>>743967685>no one doesn't run it
bing bing wahoo
holy bitrate
Fuck Mario.
I dont care for sunshine and it being a randomizer means I really dont care, so just muting till two more hours I guess
Sunshine kinda sucks bros
>>743971032yeah, mario 64 is peak mariomiyamotos obsession with gimmicks ruined the series
OH SHI 10000 DOLLARS FROM THE YETI
what's with this dude's third world tier internet?
What is he doing
>>743972161trying to position Yoshi at the corner of the police dept shine warpin the right place, you can just mount/unmount him to clip in the warp place without the turbo nozzle
It's Tomar time
>pedo jokes
You can't invert the camera on sunshine so yeah, it's shiit
Do NOT call him a slur we need to stay monetized
what the hell is missing at this point
Who's got time to listen to all this shit?
>>743974486forgot picas per usual
>that better not be fucking shine shirt>UNLOCKED SHINE SHIRTlmao
MEGACHOKE
>>743975620you were saying ?
NOOO I WANTED TO WATCH KEVIN'S RUN
IT'S UP!!!!!!!
SONIC HEROOOOESSONIC HEROOOOOOES
>>743975695Okay but I'm still not buying GTA6.
Time to take a time machine and arrive in the future when Metroid Dread is running
That dog looks like he could use some water
>>743977459dogs in jail get no water
I CAN'T HEAR THE FUCKNG GAME
>>743977680You asked for it
Do all the smaller events/streams have this much cussing, fun, and “don’t give a fuck” or is it just dogwater?
>>743978114Are there even other smaller speedrunning events/streams like dogwater?Either way I imagine it depends on the people. If they're normal people they'll be normal. If they're a bunch of chronically online people who really want to emulate GDQ, that's exactly what you'll get.
>>743978114Dogwater, Fangame / Summer and Winter Mario 64 Romhack Marathon. Most others these days don't because they're charity events and get some amount of views. AusSpeedruns had like a swear jar so there was some cursing but not like this. You could probably find some like the Collectathon marathons.
Wait, normal people doing speed runs? I thought you had to have some sort of mental illness to be a speedrunner, or any sort of streamer.
youtube stream died
guys ive got to come clean after many many years - i hate sonic and everything sonic related. i think the world would be a better place without sonic and all the games are dogshit,
Kevin was never the same after he got shacked up...
Ahh what the fuck I thought this started later tonight
>>743978992didn't he die and get replaced by a clone
>>743980287Didn't we all?
BOY, YOU 'GON LEARN TODAY
bad dog
>>743978992Sonic characters can't die from fall damage
is the annoying woman back this year?
>>743981381Aggro wife?
>>743984868Post the motorboat
>>743984897
>>743984919I feel that.
Just got here, is this rerun hour or something? I thought we did Snap.
>>743985309That was weird, the live link from OP closed I guess. Refreshing fixed it back to live.
>>743985356Yeah stream went down for a minute earlier, we're waiting on the racism to begin
>>743985239I like that rogue is a busty character, but the oversized head is a major turnoff.
>you look like you're going through it>better than looking blackhuh?
>>743978992he diedeggman just rebuilt him as an android
>5 voices>only 2 nametagsGuys..?
>>743986798You've arrived at schizophrenia.
One of you did this I'm sure, so I hope you're proud
>>743987418
Daisfordays is sweating like crazy
>>743987831His batwife is watching.
>amy simpI lost all respect for bottles.
>>743987831Face looking extra round this year
>>743988506>pete's pov
Peter is SWEATING BULLETS, BOIS
THE TROONS FINALLY REVEALED HIMSELVES
>>743988618Thinkin' bout mobians...
>will you recreate the rouge gif>yes
>80 year old twink
giwtwm
>channel thumbnail still says 2025
Peter don't look at me like that...
i should donate 1,025 for a date and to peg peter
>We're a safe space, but we're a safe space for racistsEveryone needs somewhere they can be themselves
>>743989632>pegwhy don't you use your real dick?
kino...
anyone have the fanart the girl on stream posted on her twitter? i dont know who she is or do I use shitter
>>743990270https://xcancel.com/beckah_bug
>>743990270I think it's this
>>743990314>>743990342yeah thats it. thanks anons. all her shit is really cute, didnt know she drew the other rouge stuff too.
>>743990314donate for doodles
They really got gay all of a sudden.Expect them to be the next gdq in a couple years.
>i made this gamecome on
Now THIS is a shill run.
>/vt/ fangameoh my
wtf this is just gunvolt
>dev modded his own game to make it speedrunnable and he's now speedrunningkino
This game is kinda cool
>beat the latest game I was addicted tonow what
>>743992226the pixel art is nice but this run is kinda ass, i miss the bros shit talking and having fun
>last game was drunk kino top banter race>this game is just a dev running the game he worked on>gdq-style commentaryyawn
did this guy really choke playing his own game
>invalid run on his own game
>>743992865yes and he's been complaining about how there's a lot of bugs and it's in a weird glitch state
>>743992927this is complete ass compared to the previous run i was hoping for late-night drunk escapades
>>743992958unfortunately for dogwater you have to find the 4 or so main guys and watch their runs. thankfully those guys do most of the runs so it's generally fine.
What are you playing while you watch anon?
>>743993704mjh meme friendlies
>>743993704started playing Mewgenics recently
>4 hours of metroid up nextGoddammit. Is the runner AZ least fun?
>>743993961He's the same guy who did the Mario Randomizer earlier, i liked that run though i missed like half of it.
>>743994029I didn't catch that. Hope it's good. Was the pokemon snap run fun?
>>743994070It was fine, i'd say it suffered from the Audio desync since it was pretty fast paced.
>>743993704new pokemon randomizer
*snoring intesifies*
>better yet I can just do THIS>stream goes down
>>743995005Nobody can hear the snoring then.
>18 viewers>tendieslop gamesbuy an ad shill
>Kraid fight still basically the same than in Super MetroidNever really got intro Dread, is it actually good? Looks like just another Metroid for me. Same levels, same items, same bosses, just a little fancier.
There's a girl in there, i thought these guys were based
>>743997016They need a token so twitch doesn't ban them
>>743997016she ruins every fucking run shes in too
>>743997362She draws porn and encourages alcoholism, I dunno bro sounds based to me
>>743997417>Drawing naked cartoons is based
>>743997417pickme
>>743997464
>>743997417only men should draw porn
>>743997417show her porn
>>743993704The Message from Deep SpaceI didn't believe the poster who praised it but it really is GOTY material. If you pass the IQ filter at least.
>>743997417eww a foid and a gamer? Gross
More like Metroid Dead thread
Oh it started yesterday? I assumed Sunday. Did I miss any kino runs?
>>744001134sonic adventure was great
>>744001134Mirror's Edge and Sonic Adventure were good, I've missed most of the others though.
Just tuned in. This man looks so fucking tired.
>>744001134I'm a huge mgs fan and mgs2 was a nice run. They also read a sunny cunny donation. Pretty based.
>>744002154Too tired. Mercy killed.
Dude just gave up KWAB
kek
i looked away for a second what happened
>>744004041Went over estimate, said "fuck this I'm going to bed"
>>744003968I wonder if his next run in 3h will be any better if he already is exhausted now. Maybe those guys should allow themselves longer breaks, I remember Peter also being at his absolute limit last year. I enjoy the effort, but what's the point if they screw themselves up and the runs all go bad.
>>744004241Based
>>744004243>but what's the point if they screw themselves up and the runs all go bad.That's dogwater babyyy
I will never enjoy Katana Zero no matter how many times its ran
the right guy got gaped
So many guys wearing hats at home in this event. I wonder why
Bro wtf there is only 24h remaining. I thought this was a 1 week event.
>>744006046Ahh, I remember when I went through my "I'm a hat guy now" phase. Now I embrace the bald.>>744006183There's only like 5 people running this whole thing, you think they'd do 24/7 for a week?
>>744006208No i missed a lot and thought its no biggy because there is so much left
Thank you peter
Rougechads, it's time
here we go lads
>plays a sonic game with music turned down and sound effects turned way the fuck up????????
>>744007282soul
>>744007282based, 06 was the last time sonic music was good
this thread from 24h ago is still up huh
The challenge gates in this game SUCK
>>744007604let it go man, just enjoy the runs
sonic is such an autistic franchise
this shit is hilarious
We did it
And it only cost me $40!
>>744008084God bless, cunny enjoyer
>>744008084nooo i missed it. what time?
>>744008207During the Death Egg Robo fight, about 10 minutes ago.
kek someone webm the rouge again?
>>744008457
>>744008583My GOAT is a freak
>>744008583
>>744008583You can tell he is one of us
*PFFFFFFTTTTTT*
Quite pungent my dear
>Gets hit by swinging axe>Game dieskino
>Eggman can build robots whose engines rival the speed of Sonic>But their weapons move so slowly they can be reacted to the human eye
>>743943267Jesus. Zoomers turned an intentionally irritating phrase propped up by feminine modern culture and turned it into a gaming event... Yea can't wait for the 6 7 pegging competition next week.
>>744009706Ok unc
>>744009706Of course you can't wait for that, faggot.
>>744009706What the fuck is this schizo saying?
Time for yap fucking city, population every fucking character in the Sonic franchise
>Time for the WORST part of this game>Stream dieskek
Generations is a real good game but the ending always feels meh to me
That's a homing shot!
>>744010851It's mostly because this is the worst boss in the series' history that even top scientists can't comprehend while everyone is constantly shouting at you about homing attacks
The violins and energy of Rooftop Run remind me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHXQgp7YY8I
>>744010916Yeah. Always a bit of a stinker when the ending lets it down. Do you think it was rushed or they just had the wrong idea from the start?
METAL GEAR KINO 3 UP NEXT
>>744011525Both, probably.The idea of swapping between the two Sonics for a boss is a good idea but the boss itself is incomprehensible for the most part and definitely feels unfinished with the awkward ass camera transition.Also notable that the 2024 re-release did nothing to improve it.
>>744011609Did any anons here play Delta? Was it good? I was put off by the frame drop reports but I also just don't know how badly I need remakes in my life
>>744011921i feel the faces are the biggest deal breaker. they look so fucking ridiculous and not a tiny bit cool like the original.some people had complains about changed controls. its not bad if you are new to the series i guess but for fans its disgusting to look at especially if you give a fuck about the story.
Literal worst part of this game was the fact they fucked up the tranq gun by adding drop-off physics to it. So lame
>>744008583KEK
>>744012141maybe lame but its too strong. the coom trail is fucking ugly though.
>>744009706you're brown
>>744012653this game is brown
>15 viewershaHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHA
>>744012872SOVL
>>744012872Not so fast chuddy there is also 27 viewers on yt
>>744012872To be honest, I rather have 15 viewers to a gorillon of viewers and an obnoxious dono reader saying "trans rights" every five seconds
>The End runs past>misses each shot on himOld man's got moves
we did it!
>>744008084>>744008125Just woke up, what happened?
PENIS INSPECTION DAY
>>744013351Agreed but at what point is it too low to justify hosting the event?
>>744015513Are we having fun in the process? Are we failing to raise any money at all?That's not your question to ask, really.
>finish the game fast>get the tortoise titlewhy
>>744012872>>744015513This, so much this. As a Dogwater Runs stakeholder, I am deeply concerned with the current state of the event.
No one is watching this
we are
>KH2FM RandomizerWait, maybe I'm NOT watching this
>KH2 randooh hell yeah
>$1,308 must be money laundering
>new daysim mad again about the remake
>>744017064randomizers are such dogshit unless you know the game.
>>744017736we're just twice as generous as last year chud.
>people actually want to watch dogwater for the games themselves
when does this dude sleep?
>>744018635no
oh look, it's the dev
>>744018760i didnt care for this guys shit game this morning>outrun musicgod I wish gdq was this based
preseeded, like rouge
>20 minute long setup and fucks up the run anywayDOGWATER INDEED
>>744018991to be fair, he's probably turbo hungover
>>744018991he's just an alcoholic
Oh /our creep/ is back
>suddenly blastin audio and sfx>cant hear commentatorswell I guess
i feel schizophrenic...
>DONALD!>fuck you!uhh donald you dont have to be rude
What's the appeal of kingdom hearts if you weren't a kid that grew up with or aren't currently a Disney adult?
>>744020689Attaching yourself to the fanbase for clout.
>>744020689Memes, I guess.But everything after the first game is trash.
>>744020689The gameplay is pretty fun, but also pretty exaggerated. I played 1 for the first time a few years ago and it was not that incredible game everyone says it is
>>744020689It has fun ARPG combat that no other series has matched. Honestly, I can't imagine the series is that popular among Disney adults since the Disney content is always extremely half-baked, basically just thrown in out of obligation. The FF-esque OCs take all the spotlight.
>>744020801KH2FM has the best gameplay by far. Best played on Critical Mode. The superbosses are legitimately among the best in gaming.
Peter really brightened up with that Final Form drop, huh
>>744020880Bro you need to understand that every time you say honestly or to be honest without it fitting in context you look like a retard and your whole argument is immediately invalidated.Just sayin know what im sayin?
imagine
>>744021139Try that again in English, I don't speak amerimutt.
>>744021345You heard me.
>>744021463I saw a string of muttbabble.
>>744021494You should genuinely honestly stop pretending to be honest.
>>744021546Eh I didn't even want to start shit. It's just annoying.
Ah-yuck
FAKE
>kingdom farts
>>744008583KINO
>kingdom kino
When is the next run?
>*checks stream*>KH still going on
>>7440267042 hours
>>744027205Say it ain't so.Long randomizer races have to be the worst content for a marathon.
>>744026704When this run finishes! The estimate is actually only another half an hour. At least they're actually making progress in this randomizer as opposed to the Dark Souls one they did years back.
>>744027428>only another half an hourThat's a relief>actually making progressThat's good to know. It's hard to tell as an uninitiated
>even for this randomizer's end screen, we find out how this is why I hate women
Did tryptech finish or give up?
>>743943267>join stream 5 seconds before the completion of an almost 3h runthey call me nostradongus
>the seethe of the winning runner for Dais taking this much time to fight final Setzer and missing shots
>>744028959He won, he's just mad he would've won an hour ago if the game didn't crash during a boss he decided not to go back for
The Crash was Based for actually making it a race by starting a wild goose chase.
Megaman 8 is finally on!
JUMP JUMPSLIDE SLIDE
Is Dais a jobber?
>>744030423He is only good at Sonic games
>>744030423The strain on his liver is probably throwing him off.
>having to multitask dogwater with Halo:CE streamers because I need to see how badly 343 fucked up yet again
>>744030423He's getting blown by Rouge under the camera, he can't focus
funny
>timer still pausedputting the dogwater in dogwater
I thought they didn't do pronouns at this event.
So who wants to tell them that the timer is still paused?
>>744031481They know, but they have a working one offscreen, i think they just don't wanna risk fucking shit up fixing it mid-race.
>>744031481It's doing the thing it did last year where it only updates on the stream every 5 minutes. Works on their stream dashboard
You can't go overestimate if the timer is paused
>>744031418dogwater sold out
Timer restored!
rigged timer
>>744030619>tranny streamerkys
The commentator advising the runners feels like a conflict of interests.
i cant tell if im hearing a screaming child from stream or outside.
>>744033567It's Mega Man's live voice over.
>>744033567Can you also hear coins?
>Racism makes the chicken taste betterTime for /v/'s favorite, a 3 and a half hour Pokemon run.
>>744034071>a 3 and a half hour Pokemon runFUUUUUUUUCK
>>744034071>Time for /v/'s favorite, a 3 and a half hour Pokemon run.Finally, I can resume playing Elliot!
>3hrs or pokeman stadiumhaha times to play some vidogaymes
I honestly find Stadium really fun to watch, I can hyperfocus for almost any run of it. I dunno, it's neat.
>watching a neckbeard play pokemon for 3 hoursno thats not happening here
>they dont know the yuri geller pokemon drama saga about kadabra
>>744035841>Hey Tomar>If you were running a pokemon game for three hours>And some spergs are crowding your every move>If you're overestimate they'll call you a fag>If you're boring they'll call you a fag>And other bad words>And you have a killswitch in your head that activates if they call you that bad word (it's spic)>But they don't know what it is, it's random if they'll say it>What would you do?
WEGOTPOKEYMONNNNNNNNN
>I love Claire because of her shitty personalityYou and half of /vp/
FUCK! I missed an hour of Stadium Kino
>>744037361
>>744037595
>>744036875>I don't know I guess I'd be really nervous, I mean, there's really not much I can really do in that scenario.>I guess I would try to avoid doing or saying anything that would make me seem Hispanic.
>>744037653
>>744037694
>>744037658So when you fight a Tauros are you gonna shit your pants and cum?
>>744037747
>>744037546I miss those threads
>>744037983>Probably not, though I would definitely avoid saying its name just in case.>Again, I don't feel like I have that much agency in this hypothetical. >I mean, do I have to play it for three hours or can I end it early if I beat the game?>I'd probably try speedrunning the shortest Pokemon game if that's the case.
CHOKE!
dude is getting spanked by Jasmine
Whoa it's almost as if...Pokemon are based on real-life animals!
>>744039783GIWTWM
>>744039783GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
>>744036875>>744037658I'd tell them that if we can avoid saying any slur durin the run, a friend of mine promised to donate $10k cuz he bet I couldn't avoid it
>Still 2 hours of PokemonGet back to Sonic you cunts
>>744040049be honest would that work on (you) personally, the guy reading this?
>>744040849If I'm doing it for a charity marathon I think I could behave myself, yeah.
>>744040849Being told not to do something makes me want to do it even more because i am a contrarian piece of shit
>>744040740Timer has been frozen for like an hour
>>744040923Is tech crew asleep?
>>744040923Seems like a pretty big deal in a speedrunning event
would
>>744038856i fucking hate how i can read this all in his voice you fags are too good at this
>>744041232You mean the one guy they have that can do anything? Yeah probably
>20 viewersNice 'event'. Buy an ad, faggots.
>the nipple physics on milktankwhat in the goddamn is this crowd
>>744042143Already made 1500 tho
>>744042207Laundering that would put JewDQ to shame.
>744042143Why do retards do this?What do they gain with it?
>>744042161It is the event of kings. >>744008583
SHOOTOUTS TO NOBODY
>tfw no token white girl
>>744042556This is the single oldest thread on the catalog by a large margin. You same twenty faggots are bumping it around the clock.
>>744042710And why do you care? Are important twitter screencap threads and e-celeb gossip threads going to waste?
>>744042710>This is the single oldest thread on the catalog by a large marginYou gain nothing from telling easily verifiable lies. Older threads on the right.
>>744042832Because it's an inorganic self-referential circle jerk. Its gay.
>>744042882>inorganicLMAO
>>744042882I'm not one of those guys and i don't even care much for the event but i still watch it and post to support speedrunning
>>744042556Probably the downside of advertising in GDQ threads, ASM threads got the same people
bruh this marathon is like 80% sonic games
>>744042916Yes, 15 viewers. The textbook definition of astroturfing.
>>744042882>inorganicnigger this is just days after ASM which happened right after GDQ and this will be going into BSG and then ESA. We are simply speedrun enjoyers and also there are two streams which makes about 40 people
bake
We made it estimatebros
>>744043153>bake on page 2
Finally, time for a good run
>>744043153nuh yet
>>744043153shant
>>744043153Thread is gonna last long enough to see the start of BSG tomorrow, make sure to mention it in the OP.
>>744043205>>744043292Prep the ingredients.
>>744042710>>744042882>you're not allowed to have a thread>why>....you just aren't ok! andy organ!
>>744043623>andy organFunniest chatbot keeping this trash alive.
>>744042998No I don't think that is the textbook definition.
>>744043623I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISIONNEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'VE BEEN WISHIN FOR
Oh shit he's wasted
I know Pete is drunk but he looks high as fuck
inb4 Dais passes out mid-run
>>744044507Those slow ass Werehog stages are gonna kill him
Loving this banter. We're so back
Someone bake
Is Peter actually drunk atm? I haven't seen any Jack shots
>>744044661Totally my fellow organic human being. LET'S GOOOOO
>>744044745I would, but I don't know the BSG stuff
>>744045048Just copy the OP
>>744045048Just wait until BSG.
Migrate as you please>>744045314
>>744034071Stadium is unironically better than mainline pokeslop but I still skipped it.
