QUICK!!GRAB THAT CASH!!!!!!!
>>744015973FUCK MY KIDS IM GETTING MY CASHNADO
>>744015973>grand-uncs pog to this goofy ahh kusoge
>>744015973I LOVE FREEDOM
>>744015973^^^^^^^||||||||||||
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>>744015973
QUICK SHITPOST ALERT!!GRAB THOSE (You)s!
>>744016269holy SOVL
>>744016269ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!
>>744016269It gets even funnier when you realize they are playing it wrong.
>>744016269Based gamers
>>744015973this is my thread
Watch out Snake! It's a Cashnado!It might look like a good thing but it's actually a mossad psyop to rob geriatric people of their 401K investments, those aren't real banknotes Snake.Quick, put down the controller, shut down your console and get out of the room until it's over, also tie up your grandparents just to be sure.
>>744016474It makes me hate old people more than I already do.
>>744015973>>744016269gaming peaked here
>>744016269you can laugh all you want but zoomers are:- drinking less alcohol- getting less STDs- not gambling addicts (inb4 gachas)
>>744016269you guys laugh at these old geezers but this will literally be you in 30 years.
>>744016370CALL JD WENTWORTH 877 CASHNOW!
This is actually a video game
>>744016938They're mid victorian sexual panic so I'm just waiting for opium to be legalized again.
Why are amerimutt boomers like this?
Why are you laughing at this when your entire generation got scammed even worse with crypto shit?
>>744016953I'm not going to gamble. i'll be busy wage slaving the rest of my life because COL has skyrocketed and my wages don't keep up with inflation (they're actually going down)
>>744016917You hate the elderly because of a specific addiction that affects less than 1% of their total population?
>>744017014Casino owners must have been rock hard when they realised they didn't need to give people free drinks, pay a cute girl to be a dealer, and even make the casino look nice to get $20,000 out of someone. All you need is some pretty lights.
>>744016938Gachas are so fucking toothless compared to actual gambling it's insane. Anyone who thinks they've been "softened up" by a gacha would take one look at the odds of beating the house and immediately drop it. Gacha has had pity as a standardized mechanic for years now, a casino doesn't.
>>744017014They could send their child to college with that money.
retards gambling against a literal algorithm that is coded to make you losethey give real, physicalchad gamblers a bad name
>>744017072>he didn't get his Bitcoins at sub 1 dollarLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>744016953What's more amazing to me is that there will be a 60+ years old serious gaming market in the future. I grew up with my parents and grandpas barely knowing what Pokemon was, so the situation is a bit weird.
>>744016269/v/ get mogged by uncs
>>744017093No, the mentality of being clueless/oblivious when given obvious clues of how to do things. Like watching an 80yo drive a car and not go on a green light.
>>744016474how do you know and what's the right way?
>>744017139This gave me the mental image of a bunch of zoomers in a retirement home finally getting around to trying the local multiplayer features of old Pokemon games.
>>744017180People are imperfect. It’s a feature of humanity. Of all life. Are you a perfect person? Do you do the right thing 100% of the time?
>>744017276>Are you a perfect person? Do you do the right thing 100% of the time?Yes, consider yourself graced by my presence this day.
>>744015973>video games are good as long as I can make money off of themGod I hate boomers
>>744016938>not gambling add-ACK!!!https://www.npr.org/2026/04/05/nx-s1-5762276/teens-getting-hooked-on-gambling-sports-betting>A recent national survey from Common Sense Media found that 36% of boys age 11 to 17 in the U.S. have gambled in the past year.
>make this exact same thread but with big 2D titties>now this is a gacha goonslop thread and I get banned
I hate gen X more than boomers
>>744016269What gacha is this
>>744017425I hate both about equally but recognize that my hate for Gen X is more for what they did on a personal level while my hate for boomers is for what they did on an economic and cultural level.
>>744017416You deserved it coomtroon
I work in lots of different casinos, and I don't respect any gamblers. A lot of people wear diapers, so they don't have to take bathroom breaks. Groups of Chinese tourists come in to all kinds of casinos with specially shaped paper covers for the screens. They put them up to cover everything except for the current balance at the bottom, and just sit there for hours pressing the button and watching the numbers. Tons of old people show up at 7am to start gambling. It's a truly degenerate industry. Everyone who works in them makes fun of the customers for being retards, except for the handful of workers who also gamble, which are the biggest retards of all
>>744017243When there's a Cashnado Alert, you need to roll as fast as possible to get a special symbol in order to activate the Cash Grab, and then you can actually grab the cash off the screen. The boomers' machines are only in the Cashnado Alert state, not the Cash Grab state. They are supposed to be rolling the machine like crazy, instead they are tapping crazy for literally nothing.
>>744017416gaming = gambling = /v/gacha = anime gambling = /vmg/ (NOT /v/)any questions?
>>744016269I wouldn't be surprised if they were mandated to include events like this in the game to encourage old people to periodically stand up and move.
>>744017643thanks for pro tip degenon
>>744017243>>744017643And this is what the boomers are seeing.
>>744017629Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>744017643kek there's no way boomers are this retardedwhat a waste of fucking money
>>744017629Civilization has begun rejecting God enmasse. Expect all forms of degeneracy to continue to ramp up and get worse over the coming decades. We are currently in a turbocharged race to the bottom of immorality. Humanity will only heal and break free from this hellish nightmare we’ve found ourselves in once we collectively return to God. Secularism has never and will never lead to a healthy society. Sickness is a guarantee without God
>>744017767tbf they'd probably lose more money playing it "right" so technically their retardation is sort of saving their grandkids money but we're talking minutes or seconds worth of gambling cashthanks cashnado
>>744017643boomers are so retarded, no wonder they tried to invade a literal mountain in some bumfuck nowhere in middle east for some jews in middle east
>>744017894You're doing the same thing right now in Iran. Boomers had just as much control as you do.
>>744017119maybe their child should try getting a job. have they ever tried walking up to a construction site and asking the foreman for work?
>>744016269A reminder that even this has more gameplay density than some of the moviegames that /v/ plays. Those grandmas are more hardcore gamers than most people here.
>>744017119Not really anymore, unless it's a really shitty state school and even those schools are going to be asking for > $5,000 per semester now.
>>744018018they probably can't even close the deal with a firm handshake because "their hands too dirty" do kids these days even own a pair of steel toed boots? no wonder they're on /v/ bitching all the time
>>744016269I genuinely can't wait for everyone born im the 20th century to finally die
>>744018091I'm sure the game you're seething about is actually a movie game and not just something with a story you object to.
>>744016269Seeing this makes me deppresed because this will be me in 20 years
>>744017136that's like 0.2% of bitcoin owners. The vast majority of them, and not just bitcoin but all the other pump and dump scam shitcoins got played hard.
>>744018196Unironically go to gym and lift
>>744016938>drinking less alcohol Because they can't afford it>getting less STDsBecause they aren't having sex>not gambling addictsBecause they're addicted to scrolling on their phones instead
>>744018018>>744018156lol lmao the job market"just walk up and ask" lmaooooooooI wonder if these people will ever realize that they're the reason this work culture died in the first place, or if they'll keep assuming everyone else is "just lazy" until the end of time
I've never gambled once in my life I'm almost 40. Never smoked either, parents taught me well and they're not even christians. Gambling should be illegal again honestly, or heavily regulated to the gills so you can actually only go to a casino to do it. Now though, gambling is online and legal in almost every single state, it's a huge issue and we have an entire generation of addicts being raised right now.
>>744016269What’s the difference between this an a 30 year old sitting in front of their computer screen all day clicking buttons to a video game?
if you own the following:- NFTS- stocks- crypto- pokemon cards- amiibo- gsgo skins- really any fake investments like the rest of this listyou cannot mock this
>>744018403Phew, I am a Lego investor so I guess I made the cut and can make fun of this
>>744018403I own stocks, it's fucking meme. Down like 20%, at least it pays penny dividend. To be frank most of my assets are now gold stacks, bought it back in 2024-2025ish
>>744018384The 30 year old is actually playing the game correctly.
>>744017119BOOTSTRAPS
>>744018403There's several ways to trade stocks (and I guess crypto) that has absolutely zero gambling involved, but yeah you're right, these people all have the same mental illness.
>>744016953Joke's on you. I don't expect to make 40.
>>744018018This. Sure, I didn't do that, I just put 5 dollars in the bank with 30% interest rate and just collected free money because corpos havent hadn't realized how powerful and dangerous lobbying to bring interest rates to 0.5% could be.Why don't you do that?
>>744018384That’s why the webm is guaranteed replies on /v/. The hatred is pure projection from failed men who see themselves in these poor old gals and guy. Even scarier to the /v/tard that cries whenever this is posted is the prospect of one day being their age and still sat in front of a screen doing the same thing, just a different medium. But most /v/yards lack the introspection to even be aware of the projection they’re doing. All you can do is pity them
>>744016938Zoomers are actually getting more STD's because no monogamy and women take care of birth control so no one uses condoms.
>>744018346No shit, gamblimg is genuinely fucking evil. Reminder that when IRL gambling places notice that you're actually being smart and quitting when you end up with a profit, they are allowed to ban you because you're bad for business.
>>744016938none of those are true lmao
>>744016938>- drinking less alcoholno money for alcohol>- getting less STDsno money for sex/gf>- not gambling addicts (inb4 gachas)no money for real gamblingabsolute state, grim, etc
>>744017109Legally speaking, digital casino games and slot machines are actually mandated to pay out a certain percentage of what gets put into them over the course of their lifespan. iirc for slot machines it's something like 98.1%. Since they can't be truly random, they're programmed to pay out 'jackpots' within a certain range of credits input. There are people that make a living researching these payout ranges and carefully observing banks of machines for activity and whether or not the bank is within the jackpot range before sitting down at one.
>>744018553>zero gamblingBasically treat your bluechip stocks like savings, you are not playing stock shorting or something like that.
>>744016938Ahem...Thats also not mentioning that Zoomers are absolutely gambling addicts just not the Vegas kind.They just buy 300$ sneakers or Pokémon Cards , Figures, LEGOs or even go to fucking Thrift stores buying things they think they can flip the merch being sold there.They also are addicted to scratch offs.Generational warfare is retarded cause we are all being conditioned to do and like the samethings by the same outside forces seeking to keep us enslaved. Trade casinos for what I just mentionedTrade alcohol for prescription drugs and synthetic vape shop shit to make your mind retarded and numbTrade the STIs for Mental Illness.Same shit different toilet
>>744017276>it's ok, let them shit up everything for others. stepping in to help would be rude!you're part of the problem
>>744017796What can you do for others today?Do that and you'll be immunized to anything Satan can do.
>>744017406And zoomers are hooked on extremely specific sports gambling.> 200$ on goalie making winning goal in the first half after a failed penalty kick
>>744018403Oh shit I own 36 million in cryptoGuess I'm fucked then T_T
>>744018384Well personally, I play different games with a variety of mechanics and narratives that provide mental stimulation beyond being a pure skinner box. Are you really gonna say something like Outer Wilds or Baba is You is equivalent to a slot machine?
>>744018823I feel like this is fantasy football's fault somehow, making people care more about the random performance of specific players over the overall team
>>744018524>/v/>playing the game correctly
>>744018920Yes he is, because he believes "screen" is the problem, because he is a normalfag.
>>744018789It’s called compassion anon. These are 80 year olds who worked their whole lives playing a stupid gambling machine. You’re utterly mindbroken by social media and thoroughly incapable of nuance that you equate the people in this webm with billionaire societal puppeteers, and then judge their entire generation based on your division-stoked bullshit that you read on 4chan and reddit. You have far more in common with these elderly gamblers than you do the people who control our societ, but you cannot reconcile this because you are addicted to ragebait. You would rather hate an entire generation and people who are oppressed by the same people who oppress you, because it’s easier than hating the people who oppress you. YOU are part of the problem.
>>744015973Why isn't pachinko more popular?
>>744018978Screens are not a problem. Screens are just a piece of technology. Video games aren’t inherently a problem either. But sitting in front of one for hours a day on mindless entertainment is definitely a problem anon no matter which way you twist it to cope with your own addiction
>>744019058>compassion is letting decrepit retards hurt themselveswhy do you hate the elderly
>>744019221>you cannot have compassion for someone and help them at the same timeYou have been mindbroken by ragebait
>>744017643>>744017718>>744017767i'm gonna be honest, even without the siren alarm that would probably go off in the real cashnado, this interface is fucking atrocious. if you didn't explain it to me, i would have started doing whatever the boomers were doing.thank fucking god i don't touch these death machines
>>744019197>spending hours at work every day making money for Mr. Goldberg is LE GOOD>spending hours at home every day engaged in recreational pursuits is LE BAD
>>744019351Work doesn’t mean wageslavery. But you believe it does because your opinions are shaped by engagement algorithms
>>744017416you may have noticed this is a blue board, gachashitter
>>744019185>gambling: america:|>gambling: japan:D
>>744019326infantilizing people is not respecting them. if anything, it's patronizing and condescending. you wouldn't know what respect is if it hit you smack dab in the middle of your face
>>744019058They all voted for Reagan and Trump after living relatively frictionless lives, I think it is fair to at least hold them responsible for that
>>744017629>They put them up to cover everything except for the current balance at the bottom, and just sit there for hours pressing the button and watching the numbersfrankly, a smarter move than trying to be dazzled by the pretty lights
>>744019597>infantilizing people is not respecting them>but hating them based in generational generalizations isYou got me I admit defeat
>LE BOOMER HATE THREAD!!!!I always wonder why leftist redditors go all out about "LE CLASS SOLIDARITY" and "LE CAPITALISTS DESTROYED OUR WORLD" and then say shit like "akshually boomers destroyed modern economy by... uuhhhh buying houses with their money? LOLLLL I HATE OLD PEOPLE"FUCK. YOU. ALL.
>>744019608Do you personally know the people in this webm?
>>744017119College is mostly worthless aside from a few fields if you don't go to university level after
>>744018403I only collect cards though, resellers and hoarders can die in the deepest pits of hell
>>744019824Obviously
>>744018384The 30yo isn't directly giving money to casinos (read: the government) when he plays his vidya.
>>744016269>Necron Dawn of War gameplay
>>744019768>helping retards stop being retarded is hating themSounds like you have some deep-seated daddy issues and engage in desperate attempts to blow off steam by projecting your throughts onto random strangers online
>>744019886>hoarders??? Isnt that the exact same thing you do?
>>744019967>video game corporations no ties to government agenciesI guess if you only play indies and directly purchase from the developers. Otherwise, you can’t be this naive
>>744018920>Outer Wilds or Baba is YouThese are the kind of absolute tastelets that are trying to fake supremacy over CashnadoGODS.
>>744019617True I guess.
>>744020115I don't play slop, so not my concern.
>>744018403>these things that are worth money and have been sold for money countless times are worthless because I say so!
>>744016269Total boomer death. Reminder they see you as competition as they gamble away the greatest generation
https://youtube.com/shorts/MyHo7sz0-uI>plays Like a Record by DoAKINO
>>744016269Kek fuck them kids. fuck them grand kids.
>>744017139The future Mitch McConnells and Nancy Pelosis that run their countries parliament will all be people who grew up playing MGS 3&4, GTA 4&5, watched anime, spent their youth on Twitter and Instagram, posted on 4chan and probably have the digital footprint the size of an elephant with juicy DMs and browser history.That will be something to behold
>>744019185It's too random of a concept to introduce to a culture that hasn't already had it for ages. The modern machines are so far removed from the original concept of a pachinko machine that they'd just make no sense to someone who hasn't seen the evolution or at least has some idea of it from cultural osmosis, it'd just seem like "slot machine with extra steps" (because that's exactly what it is). You can't even aim for anything in the new machines, it's just a teeny tiny channel on the left that the balls roll down and it's 100% chance.I still wish it was a thing outside of Japan though, if I'm gonna play casino slop I'd at least like it to have some kind of cool physical element to watch instead of just being shitty phone game slots on a giant curved TV>>744019584This but unironically
>>744020939Boomchads just havin a good time
Elderly people are subhuman. Their brains are swiss cheese. Elderly people are evil, especially elderly women. I can't take the idea of "sweet old ladies" when they are just whores past their expiration date. Elderly people are the ultimate symbol of Saturn-Set-Typhon demiurge, who "rewards" playing this demonic game of life "well" with more life. Video games.
>>744018346This, but for me, it's the lottery specifically that really pisses me off. That shit is such a blatantly predatory scam that it's laughable anyone tolerates it at all, plus it's sold and validated at essential shops (gas stations, grocery centers) so it consistently wastes the time of people just trying to get their daily needs.
fucking boomers blowing their money at the rigged casino>*spends entire minimum wage check on draftkings and kalshi*
>>744017243The lady on the left wasn't even playing. You can see the pop-up on the screen that's asking her to pick her denomination, which means she was not in the middle of a spin, she wasn't even playing. The game isn't going to give away money to someone just sitting there not playing, it's just a shared graphic between the machines.
>>744021701Dont forget PolymarketSince Zoomers are addicted to politics they went ahead and gameified that too.>Dude imma put 10,000$ on the US signing a peace deal with Iran by the end of this month! My Inside source (Jewtube political red arrow grifter channel) said its gonna happen!
>>744021980Once people started gambling on geopolitics I knew rational internet discussion was over. There are people who NEED 'X happening' or else they'll lose their entire life savings, so you can't have a normal discussion or debate with them. I dread to think about what /biz/ looks like right now.
>>744021385>Elderly people are the ultimate symbol of Saturn-Set-Typhon demiurgecongratulation, saying anything gnosticisim-related makes you the biggest retard in any room you're in, thus making you worse than an old person. congratulations, you're an intolerable faggot!
>>744017629enabler
>>744018346Even in states where it's illegal, the casinos and associates hire tons of lawyers to find loopholes, and lawmakers look the other way due to incentives.
what is the point of gambling when you're 80+? life is basically over but instead of seeing your family and friends off or knocking the last few items from your bucket list you're just throwing your money away in hopes of getting more money you can't even do anything with other than continue throwing it away
>>744018713>iirc for slot machines it's something like 98.1%Depends on the state and country I'm sure, but most I see are between 80% and 95%, depending on the casinos preferences, and can be set per machine.
>>744021082i hope the inevitable apocalypse of social media records results in a kind of mass pardoning by necessity, i.e. censuring a person for saying mean things on the internet or having weird fetishes etc. becoming worthless, for it shall turn out that like 99.9% of people are guilty of those same sins. as such, to avoid the charge of hypocrisy, people will hear about e.g. a senator commissioning $20k worth of pachinko vore and nobody will care (unless it's on the taxpayer dime) because everyone else is doing it
>>744022319How often do you purposefully hang out with your 80+ year old relatives?
>>744022319Are you stupid? They don’t have anything better to pass the time. You are posting on a video game board
>>744022319boomers didn't really have video games so this is the closest thing they have to feeding their lizard brains directlyI reckon we'll have /v/aggots posting gacha pulls by the time they're in retirement homes for the same reason
>>744017107As someone who works in a modern casino, everything about it is fake and gay. Everything they sell is absurdly expensive, half the dealers don't even speak english, the building is LITERALLY FALLING APART and somehow they still make fucking money because the people who go to these fucking places have no fucking standards.
>>744016938>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>- not gambling addicts (inb4 gachas)don't read about modern sports
>>744022089Yeah its fucking grim. My only H(c)ope is that entropy sets in and people get fed up with how superficial and ingenuine the internet is that they get tired of the constant attempts at milking engagement and outrage, that they go back outside and embrace the lifestyle of the pre social media normoid.
>FUCK BOOMERS THEY OWE ME THEIR MONEYWhy?
>>744017406I despise sportsball but this is still better than fucking slots.
>>744021980>>744022089>>744022765Polymarket is a symptom, not a cause. None of the leaders making these decisions seem to take it seriously and care more about getting kickbacks, so the plebs doing the same makes sense.
>>744016938They replaced it all with bed rotting and doomscrolling
>>744018713If Casinos throw a bitchfit at counting cards surely they dont allow this and have the Jannies patrolling the casino floor for this yea?
>>744017961Most of the government is Boomers anon. The Republican party is the boomer party.
>>744019563i always found it weird how a 18+ board doesn't allow lewds, i know they are irrelevant for the board topic n shiet but honestly i feel like forbidding something just encourages people to post more of it contrary to just allowing it, and well outside a few lewd posts, no one would bat an eye for it overtime, hell in hotwheels /v/ porn is allowed and outside some pics, barely anyone cares to post more.At this point i feel like it would do a lot better to the board to just allow it, let the trolls spam it until they get bored in a couple weeks and done, problem solved.
I play a gacha or two and while I don't spend money on rolls, it has made me very aware that I am extremely vulnerable to gambling fallacies.Months of F2P savings go down the drain because I can't just cut my losses and move on and I'm left with nothing.
>>744022093Nothing about that is specifically gnostic. I know this is the electric toy board but read a little.
>>744018403Stocks are the worst thing to this country ever. It's basically gambling on an economic scale with people with way more money than you rigging the bets in their favor. Every company should be private.
>>744016938zoomer males are getting less stds, not zoomer females
>>744022981You spend something much more valuable than money: your youth grinding a peice of garbage game for anime girls
>>744022981this, if anything gacha has helped me to realize how much of a fucking gamblin degenerate i can become if i ever touch a real casino, i only if ever spend money on gacha during guaranted SSR banners but outside of that i think i have outgrown of them overtime, 2 months without touching one.
>>744016938Half of them replaced the Booze for weed and the slots for online bookies.
>>744022093Calm down demiurge worshipper.
>>744016938>not gambling addictskek every zoomer I know is either hooked up on those gambling apps or involved in some crypto pyramid scheme
>>744023121Zoomers are way too uncool to smoke weed gramps
>>744023232The entire modern economy is a pyramid scheme thoughbeit.
>>744023119what's the real world equivalent of a pity pull?is it just free drinks or do can they send a girl to your room after?
>>744023306Comps. They'll give you free rooms and meals and stuff. Not hard to figure out, but in actuality it's to get you to stay longer and lose even more money
>>744023098I understand the sentiment but in truth I'm not doing anything better with this time either, it'd just be spent on here or on another live service game. It's not like it's gacha dailies or helping at the soup kitchen.
>>744022941You can read blueboards at work and not get into (too much) trouble, while you can't in NSFW boards, hence the "N"
Boomers won
>>744023306im pretty sure some casinos do have a points card per recharge that does give you free meals or drinks, i can be wrong though i only know about this via tv shows.
>>744023369You are dumb
>>744022319They do it for the dopamine, the money is irrelevant.
>>744021980I literally made money out of the trump TACO cycle but i did it in the stock market which is a serious place for adults with rock solid valuations and little volatility where the price is rational
>>744023405Y-you too
>>744023370oh right free promotions, damn i forgot about that old ass meme.
>>744023276Pot smokers are never cool irl, but you are right in that I should have mentioned Vapes and ZYN
>>744023394They do yes, the specifics vary though. The important thing is getting you to hand over your personal information and tracking your spending habits though.
>>744016269SF6 looking krispy.
>>744016953With any luck I would have unfucked myself and be living in a mansion with a beautiful wife and several children or failing that dead by a smack overdose sometimes in my 30s long before I become that sad.
>>744022771Because they've been stealing "their" money out of my paycheck for decades and I want my share back when they're dead.
>>744018948I absolutely hate this shit in DotA. The events that go on reward people for playing a specific hero or getting first blood on a specific enemy so you get retards who will throw games trying to achieve it. Actual coordination to win the game goes out the window until someone has satisfied their very specific condition.
>>744015973In a sane world, Slot Machines would be outright banned, as well as any form of gambling for anyone below a 60k salary or over 60.No one poor or old should be wasting their time gambling, They want entertainment they can go read a book or take their kids/ grandkids to a Theme Park or someshit
>>744023968cool it with the antisemitism
>>744016269I know that people meme this video but what else should you do in this situation if you're playing the game? Just not tap the screen and not get money or bonuses or whatever?
>>744024015It's funny since I just googled Israeli law and all gambling there is illegal except the Lottery and Sports Betting. Both of which are government ran or at least regulated.
>>744023276In many US states you can just walk into a weed store and buy weedt. lame millennial who would never be cool enough to know a dealer
>>744024150I would learn how to actually play the gambling machine for starters >>744017643
Surely we can't blame all of this on horse armourActually no, I can.
>>744016938>not gambling addicts (inb4 gachas)you dont wanna see my robinhood portfolio
>>744017416>getting banned on /v/ for posting a goonslop threadis this a "things that have never happened" thread?
>>744023968>>744024015>>744024503>we need to ban all these things because....uhhhh because....they're like le bad and sheeeeeeeeeeeitKILL YOURSELF COMMIE FAGGOTS
>>744019185>>744021223I think a better question is why aren't slot machines in western nations based on Videogames and movies like Japanese Pachi-Slot?https://youtu.be/yPZVI5HcLaUhttps://youtu.be/_ht4dbyPIcMSurely there are enough retards that would blow all their money into a God of war or Halo Slot Machine if one existed.
>>744018554>I WILL LE DIE BEFORE I AM LE 40 BECAUSE I AM LE KILLING MYSELF (<- LE MASTER OF HIS OWN FATE)You will live out 60 years of a miserable life before croaking from excess stress.
>>744024891Watch out someone could be gooning over cashnado right now!
>>744015973>>744016269>gacha thread>>>/vg/
>>744025364Is it really that hard to believe people on the miserable human site are miserable enough to kill themselves?Don't be silly, people who post here kys on the regular.
>>744016953My mom had a healthier lifestyle than I and just barely made it to 57, no way my heart will last another 30 years.
>>744024150They just happened to appear in the casino - perhaps via some form of Native American mysticism - in front of the spirit-degrading cash tornado machine, and by some force of nature their money also happened to find its way into said machine. There was simply nothing they could doIn all seriousness these people are lower than crackheads
>>744016953I don't gamble.
>>744018091>gameplay densityI like to call whats happening in >>744016269 financial Darwinism.
>>744019339its not like they want you to win
>>744017629>The drug-dealer thinks he's above the drug-addict.
>>744022319Gamblers don't care about money. Gamblers are addicted to gambling. Losing give them a rush just like winning.
soulnados are coolcashnados are cringeturns out throwing 'nado' onto the end of things doesn't necessarily make it cool
>>744026383Yeah, I know.
>>744022765There is nothing outside but violent immigrants, pollution, cement, and scams.
I won 15k off of 40$ while on vacation in las vegas so yea gambling is pretty based. If I actually lived in a town that had these machines available I imagine I would have gambled myself into a pit by now after that win so I'm grateful I don't
>>744026586
>>744026692vornado...
>>744026631must be miserable believing everything you see on fox news
>>744021223they could work at some downtown bar had zoomers kept drinking.
>>744026762I mean obviously rich people aren't affected by reality, but I'm talking about the regular guy here.
>>744017014that isn't even real money that's part of the game.
>>744019185everyone in the US used to know pachinko, they just didn't call it that. The Price is Right had a pachinko game called plinko.It never got popular because there's no point to it when you can do actual gambling. Japanese pachinko is designed as a way around gambling restrictions. In other countries you can just gamble normally.
>>744023881>im going to afk at base now because i qualify for my lootbox
>>744015973'nado on the 'log
>>744025957My parents are chronic alcoholics and i have no fucking idea how they're still alive >>744025167Young people don't have the money for this shit, why take up floor space with a Horizon Forbidden West gambling machine when you can put up some flashing lights to draw the massive population of degenerate, moth-like boomers
>>744022927Logically it doesn't change anything for the casino who is pulling the lever when the inevitable jackpot occurs. The overall winrate stays the same.Counting cards does increase your win rate though (independent of other players) which also increases the overall winrate.
>>744024960Because it's a scam designed to trick mentally retarded and senile people? Sorry, should we also allow scam call centres you massive poltard faggot
>>744017643>>744017718LMAO
>>744016938>Not gambling Every dumbfuck zoomoid is throwing scraps at these retarded parlays on those shitass gamble sites that plaster ads all over their doomscroll memes
>>744016269Truly the worst generation.
>>744027328deranged low-iq poster that can't even keep track of the conversation, sad. i wish /pol/tourists would leave.
>>744027407source?
>>744025167I saw a game of thrones one recentlyThere are occasionally licensed things but it's usually boomer shit like alice in wonderland and stuffMost of them are just random chinese symbols and buffalo and garbage like that
Boomers roll for soulless dollar bills.I roll for cute 5-star waifus.We are not the same.
>>744018403But I like my shiny Zapdos :(
>>744020094nta, but i imagine hoarders refers to investors that buy a metric fuckton of product and sit on it in hopes it will appreciate in value (alas base set charizard)the difference w/ resellers being people who crack boxes immediately, and sell the contents
>>744020094I assume by "hoarders" he means people who buy stock up and sit on it to inflate value and then eventually sell itCollecting is a completely different concept
>>744027032this
>>744026847you have never been to an american casino
uh oh melty
>>744028640>sharty negroids saying anything about melty when they cry about an NPC dating anyone other than the MC.hah.
>>744028672what are you even talking about at this point?
>>744027792Just goes to show we are 20 years away from GTA or Call of Duty Slot machines being a thing
>>744016953In 30 years I probably won't have any money to gamble and no house to reverse mortgage.
Stuff like csgo boxes and pokemon cards are just expensive because Russians and Chinese people have a fucked investment economy and their govts already clamped down on boomer rocks and shitcoins
>>744016269Same vibes as that down syndrome guy watching the laser pointer.
>>744028930I gotchu, senpai
>>744028930>>744028958this guy may have down's, but the boomers are more retarded
>>744022927Like the other guy said, you can't manipulate how much the slots are paying out. These people are just taking advantage of timing. If anything these people are beneficial to the casinos because they're 'resetting' the machines for the next wave of slack jaws to throw money at without winning. There's also the fact that these people don't always win, so they're still giving back some of what they take.
>>744018384Not spending the money that their kids could inherit.
>>744024150>if you're playing the game>ifYes yes, if I had breakfast and so forth, but I wouldn't even be near those machines. There is no "if",
>>744027230>can only argue in extremes like the low IQ leftist he isKILL YOURSELF COMMIE FAGGOT
>>744020731I want to hear the other side. Those tattoos would indicate that she is possibly an obnoxious person.
