Post Vidya characters that play instruments itt
Lyude and his trumpet gun autism
well there's mario i guess
Qrd on the tuba thing? I only know of Chris from newgrounds and sleepycast.
>>744079873no it's not gonna be that kimd of threadOP said he wants a thread of vidya characters playing instruments so that's what he's going to fucking get
DANCEWATERDANCE
>>744079957cute boy/girl
>>744076838
Post vidya accordionists.
>>744079873Ding dong has an inflation and tuba fetish. Chris knew about this and occasionally teased him about it and he never once complained about it but apparently now he is.
do you take the ocarina seriously as an instrument?
>>744080537
>>744080563sir this is a video game characters playing instruments thread
>>744080580I've seen a couple people who could really play one and knew tons of songs, but I bet the ocarina has one of the rates of being owned by people who can't play it for any instrument because of OoT.
>>744080563>apparently now he is.Bit of an understatement. They literally live in fear that Chris will send assassins to murder them. Full blown schizoid meltdown.
>>744080537never trust a clown
>>744080563>inflationIts vore not inflation. Also scat
what're some good brassy tracks?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-FJ2AN8UP0
you ruined my loife
>>744081678>t.
you think dd got turned on when chris asked him if he liked the tuba digimon?
>>744078209Kinds wish it had more trumpet and less gun
I have a gif of Gengar shredding on a guitar but I'm too lazy to look for it.
Chris wouldn't want you to keep making these threads. He has never once badmouthed DD&J out of respect, you should also respect that.
>>744085030Playing video games and filming it is a kind of psychic torture worse than any atrocity in human history. The soldiers fighting on the eastern front during WW2 knew little hardship compared to a couple of furfags getting unreasonably mad over 1 negative comment out of 30,000 positive ones.
>>744079873>>744080563I'm 90% certain it's caused by this scene alone.https://youtu.be/zuws6RCkkoI?t=167
>>744085863truly a harrowing look into how the homosexual mind operates
>>744086208>Game about rock triumphing over EDM.>All the rock tracks are significantly worse
>>744080789If tomar was constantly pacing in front of your house with his shirt off displaying his numerous swastika tattoos and gay bashing slogans you'd be terrified.
>>744086321>his numerous swastika tattoosi did nazi that coming
>>744086321kek
>>744085664We should ALL support our letsplaying troops
>>744086196You say that as if most of the posts on /d/ don't involve women.
>>744086321Classic Tomar fencesitting by getting a swastika tattoo next to his holocaust number tattoo.
>>744076838I love Kass!
>>744080537>>744080623Technically, he's playing a Concertina.
She's really gifted when it comes to playing the meat flute.
>>744087757Must be really talented to play an instrument soley with her feet
>>744085631People knew about Ding Dong and Julian being gay furries with weird fetishes long before the Dream Daddy thing happened. Plenty of people took their side on that. No one cared because it didn't matter. People even assumed they left OneyPlays just because they disagreed on the monetization and commercialization, which was understandable. But now they're both being bitter, insecure weirdos, airing every little grievance they ever had against people who don't deserve it. They both left the Newgrounds circle right as it became culturally ascendant. The only way they can cope with that missed opportunity is to paint it, and everyone in it, as some kind of villain and pretend like they were knowingly taking the moral high ground the whole time. At their own expense, of course. They couldn't just stand by and be part of THAT, could they?
>>744080789I don't actually care about whatever it is you're talking about, but Steambot Chronicles was such an underrated gem of a game, even if it was really jank in a lot of placesI don't think we've ever got another game quite like it and it makes me sad
>>744080240LIKE YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE
>>744080563There's a moment where they're playing I think digimon? He teases Ding Dong and he clearly sounds a little bitter and even interrupts the bit to talk about the game again. Julian however actively said "I'm not mad I don't care" but now apparently he does
>>744080563>>744080903it was puzzling at first, but i've been doing a lot of thinking on this subjecti think the sexual angle for dingdong's tuba fetish is him interpreting the tuba as a giant anus, which is appealing to him as a gayit's a big hole that makes musical braps when you put wind through itand the vore part is like the reverse of normal vore, where his lizard/donkey character goes up the asshole, through the intestines, and into the stomach
>>744088137yeah thats what i thought too. its like an odd variation of a donut fetish. he also likes shit so his brain interpreting it as a giant asshole makes sense.
>>744080563i really wonder how people get fetishes like that.
>>744088214that too, i completely forgot to mention the scat part, which is the whole thing tying it together
>>744088137crazy how many mental illnesses and complexes can be avoided by just not doing embarrassing shit
>>744088221The developing mind is very vulnerable to any sort of random neuron connections forming, especially if it's somewhere you have you "guard" down like watching a cartoon you enjoy
>>744088329is that why we have so much faggotry these days?
The Minstrel is a recruitable character and some of his voicelines even include some guitar riffs. He has a special move that involves him playing instrument to buff the party
>>744088316The answer to this situation isn't "don't be cringe" it's "own your cringe". That's all DD and J had to do, fuck they even talked about how Mike Matei should've owned brown bricks
>>744088329>The developing mind is very vulnerable to any sort of random neuron connections formingI posted this before in a previous thread about this. I saw a bunch of weird, fetishy shit as a kid and none of it grew on me.When I was a child looking up "sonic" on Youtube like 16 years ago, there was literally an entire channel that would pop up in the first results for no reason that would just upload poorly animated Sonic vore. No where did I go "i...like this...i feel...funny" but rather "haha this is stupid" then clicked off and watched SMBZ or something.DD must've been a raped bitch previously for that to seriously impact him.
>>744088374Basically
You know...If they had some sort of corporate oversight that made them turn in work at a respectable rate, they'd have some finished projects by now.And if they sold merch, they wouldn't constantly be bankrupt.And there really is no reason to air out every Basically the big oneyplays corporation was right, and if they disneyfied themselves, every problem they have would be fixed.
>>744088471i saw a lot of fetishy stuff as a kid and all i got out of it was a fetish for exotic looking women. idgi
>>744088471I mean it's not foolproof and not always going to click, or else every motherfucker would have a fart fetish because their fav cartoon made a fart joke once. I think beyond being molested which is sadly a factor in these things, it could be as simple being introduced to normal porn way too early, and building a connection from there.Actual clinical autism is also a factor, as they display an affinity to hyper sexualization
>>744088618>"I really want to go and do something else!">Doesn't do anything else
>>744088471I don't think there's a singular reason but the weirdest fucks always seem to come from repressive and antagonistic backgrounds. My parents never made a big deal about "protecting me" from sexual content so I was a pretty asexual kid. On Newgrounds I just cared about the cool and edgy animations and games and never cared for the NSFW sections.
>>744088625"exotic women" is a very soft way too say "furfag".
>>744088715i'd fuck robots too
>>744088471People think it's a developmental thing but really it's just something you're born with. People confuse watching something when they're a kid and realizing that they're into it with that thing being the source of the fetish. It's like saying that everyone should be a gay furry because Tony the tiger is on frosted flakes
>>744088697Yeah hyper oppressive households are a factory that create a coin flip between robot children or whores
>>744079574Please dont raheep me
>>744088697yeah if neither of them are lying about their childhoods, they sound like they were very repressed
>>744088618did they get stiffed on merch or did they not want any to begin with?
>So there's this certain person we used to associate with, I'm not going to call him Chris O'Neill, or OneyNG, Or OneyPlays but awhile ago they came over to our apartment and I listened to them taking a shit and I could infer between the door and the porcelain tuba as I call it that he was on *GULP*(Julian also audibly gulps in the background) USING 4chan. You see audience, using 4chan is by far so much worse than listening to someone defecate and if I see any of you disagreeing I'll ban you on the spot and dox the ones that donated.
>>744088942Not want any
>>744088618I wonder if these comics inspired Chris to make the actual taking plushes
>>744087840It is super weird because they did leave amicably to the point they worked together again when they needed some money AND when Chris needed to crash for his back thing.Like there's been multiple gaps and they managed to not go crazy before which makes this latest meltdown truly puzzling.
>>744089142*sigh* just another way he fucks with dd and julian :/
>>744076838holy FAAAWK I'm CUMMING
>>744076838Tifa, Cloud, Bartz play pianoGanondorf is playing his theme in Ocarina of Time before you arrive to his chamber.Link plays Ocarina
>>744088618I always thought that it was kind of fucked up that he’s basically implying the weird YT monster is Chris
>>744089142heh, nice power move..
CHRISHE WONT STOP ABOOZING ME
>>744088137.....thanks anon. Ill never ever be able to look at this tom and jerry cartoon the same way ever again >>744085863
>talks about tension during oneystaysthere was more tension during the megaman x playthrough than any of those, DD sounds like he's on his period the entire way through
This is why you don't be friends with homosexuals
>>744088992What's funny is DD also used 4chan, so he has no room to talk.
>>744089772Him and Julian also said nigger on streams
>>744089208I think it's pretty likely that the circles they run in consensus bombed them into the grievance culture mentality. It happens all the time with artists, furry artists especially. If you don't want to end up persona non-grata and keep all your "friends," you have to grovel and beg and be willing to throw anyone who's "problematic" under the bus. The culture is set up to make it so not toeing the line on every single issue in your acquaintance bubble will get you ostracized and slandered and conflated with people you don't agree with, and make you feel like the bad guy for it. And the biggest problem with that is that it has absolutely no immune system against some new lunatic coming in and using the same language to singlehandedly add more parapolitical landmines to the consensus, so it only ever gets more radical and more paranoid. The people who live in those bubbles end up trying to enforce that culture against everybody else, which is what DingDong and Julian are doing right now. A rational person who hasn't been emotionally manipulated into being a zealot wouldn't come to the delusion that Newgrounds as a monolith is somehow right-wing. They wouldn't somehow come to the conclusion that Gooseworx of all people is right-wing. Or that Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack are some kind of secret bigots when Smiling Friends has an entire episode dedicated to showcasing the FtM Seinfeld furry's animating skills to a mainstream audience. And Charlie is always an unhealthy, lazy dipshit who gives bad advice more often than not. He's not exactly a conservative icon.As for what they have against Vivziepop? I have no fucking clue. I have to assume it's all because it's so commercialized, and they've sour grapes'd themselves into being iconoclasts who hate any kind of commercial success because they can't get any.
>>744089208Looking at the timing, I think they're just embarrassed that Chris is coming out with a game before them.In the stream there's a weird insistence that Chris was the one who reached out to them for Oneystays, that he BEGGED them, and that it was SUPER EMBARRASSING.But why would that be embarrassing? The only way it would be humiliating is if DD&J were the ones crawling back to Oney after all the shit they talked, because of their money issues, and that's probably where the truth lies.They wanted to leave behind the dozens and dozens of toxic people in their life that were holding them back, so that they could go be big successful game devs.And now a decade later, not only did they fail, but the guy they looked down on is the one who gets to live their dream, that's what's killing them, that's why they're lashing out now.
>>744089208>>744090381This but also I genuinely believe Chris making a game before them while ALSO still doing letsplays legitimately mindbroke them. >As for what they have against Vivziepop?Come on. You think if they hated DreamDaddy enough to nuke the GG relationship they'd like vivzie's fujoslop?
This entire drama can be summarized as DD and Julian bringing this bit to life with a straight face:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdNDnB-SvMgI feel so vindicated for never liking them nearly as much as the true OGs Zach and Cory, Julian especially. Guy's a fucking charisma, ego, self-esteem and sanity vacuum.
Best of tubasUhhBest of tubasYeaaahhh
I never really cared for either of them but they did some funny stuff. They've completely gone off the deep end though, past lolcow and into someone who knows them should check in on them and see if they have a gas leak or black mold or something. Literally talking on stream about how the newgrounds cabal was going to assassinate them.
>>744091282That's real. The whole entire town surrounding their house was real too
>>744090875SPELL IT BACK
>>744091282pls elaborate on the long term effects of black mold exposureis hallucinating the skinheads from breaking bad holding truck rallies outside their home a symptom?
idk if theres no point in living anymore and everything is ruined forever why not just release all the "tea" as it were
>>744076838So was the Tuba Croc thing made by DingDong in the first place? I remember this Tuba OC being posted waaaaay long ago, I thought it was a 4Chan OC, or was it all ironic from the beginning?
>>744091581dingdong shilled his tuba porn game on here
That... was a tuba move.
>>744088471Despite what people coping desperately want you to believe, you don't just wake up one day with a mental illness. If you're mentally healthy, fetish material isn't going to change that.
>>744090864You know how things like this where its a group of funny guys just talking occasionally there will be some boring dumb bitch who has nothing funny to say that sometimes shows up like in RLM, Papa Meat or TBFP? It's always because she's fucking one of the guys and that's literally the only reason she's there. She's just an accessory to someone else. Julian is just that but a faggot version, Julian is fucking dingdong so he is only ever in episodes dingdong is in.I don't follow OneyPlays very much but I'm sure the tranny Corey fucks has shown up before too for similar reasons.
Brown scat in tuba.
>>744088618>does nothing for ten years while living off Patreon donors garnered from LPing>still tries to tell people that he's an artist and should be taken seriously despite being incapable of making anythingThe only 'talent' he has, if you can call it that, is his ability to try and portray his own failures as being the fault of spending a few years playing video games for money.
>>744089772>>744090103No, see, DD may have repeatedly made threads on 4chan and commissioned fetish art on 4chan but Chris was caught lurking on it so Chris is at fault.And yes, DD and Julian would say nigger repeatedly on stream as a joke but Chris made light of the bring back Apu video so Chris is an alt-right Nazi.
how do you realistically avoid the fate of wanwanive been telling myself im gonna learn to draw since snoot game but i always give up after the first week of trying
>>744090381They never had friends though. They were nobodies. DD had the TBG crew which he blew off, returning to a nobody, then he got associated with Chris' friends through Oneyplays which he himself blew off.Beyond them, DD and Julian have nobody and know nobody. They aren't being attacked or threatened by anyone because nobody cares actually cares about them outside of people reacting to them streaming their own delusions.
>>744091559no but long term exposure to black mold can give you psychosis-like symptoms
>>744092180you simply were not built for it
>8 years a nodevplenty of 4channers created tons of cool successful games in the meantimehow can you go 8 years doing nothing?
I wonder how they feel about chris working directly with nostalgia critic
>>744092180Set aside time to actually do the thing you want to learn every day. You aren't going to learn a new skill just messing around whenever you're bored.
>>744092464You can just vibe code now with ai, theres really no excuse if you spend all day at home calling yourself a game dev to put out nothing.
>>744092045This but DD was never THAT good either and him having autistic episodes about Chris supposedly harassing him is the exact same level of insanity as him on Oneyplays crying about a negative comment he spent an hour looking for.
>>744092180spend a reasonable amount of time working, don't be a perfectionist and don't do 12 hour+ streams where, instead of working, you talk about how Trump is releasing movies brainwashing everyone into wanting to hunt down and kill gay people.
>>744092180All you have to do is keep a schedule and stick to it until its a habit even if its just 30 minutes a day, then you will improve and make progress. Once you make it a month you're good.
>>744091581Yes it was proven to be him ages ago
>>744092558i don't want to deal with artfags though
>>744088779so i was always a tranny? i cant blame it on seeing that comic where sonic turns into rouge when i was 10?
>>744088618>>744089142I think the plushies in a landfill shit is funny because smaller ones for indie artists and youtubers are made to order and not mass produced. Which is why they need a specific amount of orders before they can get made. So unless everyone who ordered one threw it out at the same place at the same time, this can’t happen.
What the fuck does this thread has become
>>744088471I know the Sonic videos you're talking about. The thumbnails always disgusted me so I never clicked any. I was a hardcore Sonic autist back then and it's a miracle I didn't get cursed with weird fetishes.
>>744092558They'd probably refuse to use it and say it would use up all of the world's water.
Ehh.Worst of Ding Dong.Mm.Worst of Ding Dong.*deet deet deedeedee*
>>744090864I feel like people who liked Chris with DD and Julian would find peak Cumtown funnier https://youtu.be/i1NAAbEa1CE?si=dxjLyoDIe8wvqQgf
HANGIN’ WIT’ DA CREWWHILE HE PLAYS UP IN DA STEW
>>744093184Well it’s just peak cynicism like why even bother with making Tough Scrimblo because it’s just going to end up forgotten in someone’s Steam library. Why not just fucking kill yourself because you’ll end up being in a hole all the same
Best of Ding Dong Okaaaayyyy yaahhhBest of Ding Dong Faggot mothafucker dox his donors if they call him wrongBest of Ding DongAnal vored by King Kong Best day of his lifeOney plays ruined his lifeBest of Ding Dong
>>744088440Yep. They can't weaponize it against you as hard if you own your weirdness. Though tuba vore scat is always gonna be hard to ignore lmfao
>>744085863100%, 1000%Cartoons made so many deviants lol
Now that I think about it, Chris playing 3rd wheel to a couple of homos is a weird dynamic
>>744094789He gets along great with Cory and Dave though.
I’m so glad that my fetish is hypnosis instead of tuba scat.
>>744094912I'm kinda eh on regular hypnosis but 常識改変 is peam
>>744088618>i want to live an indie artist lifestyle where i get to work on my art without being held to a corporation's whims, fuck being a 9-5 wagie>WOAH WOAH WOAH i can only fund this lifestyle by playing video games with an autistic irishman 2 days a week? AND i have to allow him to sell plushies he made of a stick figure doodle that kinda looks like me? unacceptable, this is the worst kind of hell, this is practically slavery and i will NOT tolerate being treated like thisMotherfucker got handed a golden opportunity that most artists dream of, only to have a meltdown over it and complain about how terrible it is. Having a "job" on a popular lets play channel that exposes tons of people to your work while also getting paid enough to live is the best possible position to be in if you're a struggling independent artist. There's no fucking better place to be, you have an easy job that demands very little of your time and get tons of people to check out your work because of it. Oh no sometimes an annoying parasocial teenager might annoy you on twitter, wow what an abusive workplace chris must think he's running a fucking slave plantation! Oh and we can't forget about the plushies, how DARE they insult the great julian and sully his name by selling a stick figure doll that looks him! Don't you people that know he's ABOVE such pathetic humiliations? We should all instead give him free money on patreon for 9 years to sit around and release a cartoon network flash game, because anything other than free money is humiliation for the great and powerful julian.
>>744079574NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MARIOI DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MICKEY MOUSE EITHER AAAAAAH
>>744094912See, if he just treated it as the joke it was and not malice noone would give a fuck. Because it affects him so deeply when its just brought up that is why its pathetic. Corey is a complete degen, they make fun of him openly, they arent going as light on him as he ever did for DD, but because he has bantz he can take it. DD just has no bantz, he wants to be taken seriously and is inherently a silly person and stuff like this undermines that.This is a fundamental problem with leftists, they have no sense of humour at all, suddenly its not jokes when its them, and you legit cant make jokes about disabled people or youre actually wanting to euthanize people, its not just a joke to people like DD. For fuck sake hes bringing up 4chan and gamer gate still as to how Chris is a far right political mouth piece and everything he says is serious. Hes one of those leftists that if you tell a joke its not a joke, its a political statement.
>>744095269Ding Dong is the fucking embodiment of you can dish it out but can’t take it.
she oneyplay with my ding dong til I funny scream hehe
>>744095125honestly fuck these two stupid retards, entitled little cunts. I hate them for being so ungrateful. If you're reading this DD and Julian, fuck you. Cory's better anyway. I'd even take motherfucking Lyle over you.
reminder that the only games ding dong properly released to the public were a reskin of a cartoon network flash game and a game that he was contractually obligated to finish
APOLOGIZE
>>744095618>contractually obligated to finishQRD?
>>744079873faggot furry lolcow has dumpy grumpies because everyone is making fun of his fetish (he's the tuba croc dev) and blames evil oneyplays for exposing it when he, in reality, did this one himself
I'm starting to suspect that this thread isn't actually about vidya characters who play instruments
>>744095841tldr? i aint reading all of that
>>744095125>cries about how LPing gets in the way of being a real, high-class artist>spends 10 years without a job, getting thousands from Patreon to do nothing>has nothing to show for it>his amazing art talent is him spending several days doing linework for a single frame of animationReally I think the worst part of all this is the hypocrisy
>suddenly start getting recommended ancient DD&J era episodes>they all have fresh comments talking about DD&J being massive spergs
>>744094789>no! Chris is definitely a chud!>even though he hangs around with an assortment of lgbt people and dated a brown woman >I know he’s just like me… any other based chuddie want to wear a skin suit of Chris? It’d be kinda based
>>744085863I knew what this was gonna be before clicking. I remember thinking this episode was really fun as a kid because the instrument was like a maze inside. Same with the billiards episode. One wrong neuron connection and maybe I would have been the tuba guy.
>>744096015There is a schizo who got really mad at Chris and Zach for saying "you shouldn't jerk off to people eating poop" in an episode.I'm dead serious.
>>744096194Fetishes are 100% nature, not nurture. Mine has been with me for as long as I’ve known and I was so familiar with it by the time I was only 6 years old that I was able to seek it out at a book fair.
>>744096239I think they even mentioned that in an episode, I never bothered to look it up though
>>744096239are you though
Why was the editing so good on the recent starfox episode? Did the recent drama fill the editor with determination?
>>744096084not even that, have you seen the last starfox vid? 90% of the comments is about it, sadly there's no way that the crew don't know about it but i doubt they will say anything on the matter
>>744095125Oh and they're probably reading this thread too because they cannot resist seeking out any and all mentions of themselves on the internet, they have the jon blow disease. Fuck you you fat mexican faggot. There is an infinite amount of artists out there who struggle and go through hell so they can survive just enough to do their art. Right now, as we speak, there is a young artist out there doing some shitty brutal demeaning job, all so he can go home and work on his art. After working on his art he will go to sleep so he can wake up and back to work so he can do it all again. He does not make comics about how he's "too good for this", he does not lash out at his co-workers, he does his best to climb out of his shitty situation to reach a place where he can comfortably work on his art without having to worry about cleaning up vomit and piss at a minimum wage job. I want you to look at him in the face and say that you refused a job recording lets plays 2 days a week because it's too demeaning. I want to see the look on his face as you tell him that for the past 9-10 years, people have been giving you thousands of dollars every single month without asking for anything in return. Tell him that the guy who offered you the lets play job is a bad person, and the people who have been giving you free money for 9-10 years are evil alt-right nazis (because let's be real here, NOBODY would donating to your patreon if they didn't know you from oneyplays). Fuck you julian. Fucking pretentious prick that thinks he's so much fucking better than everyone else, so much better that the only dignified job for julian is patreon leech or famous artist. God, right now i'm listening to a stream clip where he's describing how terrible chris became, to the point of implying that he's "less human" now. What exactly did chris to earn such a horrible insult? They follow up to talking about the "new guy" meme that was popular at the time. Shitting on some garbageCOMMENT TO LOONG FUC
>>744096398Ironically it was probably to stick it to Mick who voices pigma. So yes but actually no
What’s up with zoomers refusing to stop donating to lolcow type of creators just because they made videos they liked years back? Someone said DD and Julian still make a few thousand from Patreon and it’s mind blowing to me because people like Spoony and YandereDev went back to literal whos because we at least valued our money and collectively cancelled Patreon support
>>744096398Probably just to make the episode interesting since half of it was a forced tutorial
>>744095125everyone i know that worked with artfags (especially animators) told me that you need EXCELLENT leader skills or they all end up like this. they're too retarded to work on their own.
>>744096476Muh zoomies
>>744090481Julien is right but I guarantee you not in the way he thinks. Oneyplays ruined their lives because it enabled their lifestyle of being fat do nothing faggots for the past ten years causing them to stagnate and crash
>>744096328Yeah they brought it up I think at some point during Forspoken. They mention how there is a 4chan schizo who keeps making those big collage images.
>>744095906dominoid was a commission, that's why it was released so quick
>>744096569that part tipped me off to the possibility of chris lying about not going on 4chan lmao
>>744096445what compels people to triple down and pull a yandev when they are fully aware of what a lolcow is. nothing is stopping them from just making their games
WHO'S THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA
>>744096520It’s true though because when Spoony was a relevant creator then broke down mentally in, say the early 2010s everyone cancelled their Patreonbux. Up until the last couple of days I would see people still shill Le WanWan gaymes any time Dream Daddy drama was brought up(not here but you know what I mean)
>>744096715Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuh fuggin zoomies.
>>744096745Zoomie melty,
>>744096636When has Chris ever denied it? There is no way a newgrounder hasn't used this site frequently in at least one point in their life.
>>744085030My sides disappeared the first time I saw that pic
>>744096834He really looks like that. Julian styles himself like an unironic schizophrenic
>>744096834Is so real. Too real even
