HOLY SHIT!
Why would you want to kill the women? Are you a misogynist??
>>744207252>Why would you want to kill the women?why not>Are you a misogynist??Yes
ahem
>>744207093Ahh shit I just realized this gay shit is called Campaign Evolved, not Combat Evolution, my bad bros..
you kill the men and rape the women, but who would want to rape a herpes ridden sheboon?
>>744207093Surely that'll save Xbox.
To be fair, both the men and the "women" in this WEBM are ambiguously brown, androgynous, middle-aged hypermutts uniformly. It's hard to tell the difference.
>>744207093Well, you know that would be frickin' problematic you know? Just like you're not allowed to kill children in games.. uhh...
>>744207093im assuming its a jeet amateur coding mistake where they put the regular enemy that is already sharing a hitbox over to the npcs but since there are no female enemies the female npcs dont have one
I can't believe I thought for even a second that they'd make an honest and faithful remake.
>>744207093>Women are not considered humans thus not killableI will now buy your game
>>744207093What the actual fuck. Damn am I glad I've never in my life bought a 343i game.
>>744207748that would make sense, but the last decade and a half of woke shit means they no longer get the benefit of the doubt
>>744207093menbros.......
>>744207850thats what happened, its extremely buggy lmao
>>744207748YES SAAR IT'S HARMLESS JEET MISTAKE SAAR, WE LOVE MEN SAAAAAAAAR
>>744207921lmao
>>744207093is ragdoll physics lost technology?
>>744207990he's not defending it retard
>>744207921do not redeem the bug saar
>>744207990consult this timmy >>744207921try not to basedrage
>>744207781Oh I get it, you can't kill an object.
>>744207093Well that's not very equality of them.
>>744207748He's getting hitmarkers though
>>744208350might just be an automatic hitbox in the engine that still hasn't been assigned the proper coding yet to give each part their actual damage numbers
>>744208517>giving them any benefit of the doubt>when they have gone well out of their way to make sure women are so "included" they make up the majority of the military now
>>744207921Fucking HOW!How dose it fuck up this bad?Please just put Halo out of it's misery
>>744208632like you said, they do actually have a hitbox and you CAN kill them, its just janky garbage, like the rest of the game.
>>744207921Never underestimate jeet competence.
>>744207921
>>744207252>Why would you want to kill the women? because i am a misogynist>Are you a misogynist??no
>>744209010got a kek out of me
>>744207093I cannot believe what I just saw. The NPC that got shot just teleported out of the chair, then transitioned to a ragdoll physics object on the ground. The sheer laziness of some developers is astounding.
>>744207093>HALO: COMBAT EVOLUTIONGood morning saar
>>744207252So you are saying killing men is fine? Are you a misandrist?
>>744207093wait....there's a new halo now?
>>744207921Looks like a clip accompanying a Halo creepypasta.
>>744207093>it's actually realLMAOOOO
>>744209245>new
>>744209245Remake of the 1st Halo game, but a terrible version. Just play the Master Chief Collection version(original graphics)
>>744207921>another entry of a beloved series gets 'jeeted demaster
>>744207921>Finally take down a female NPC>The game fucking kills itselfIm not convinced this is a coding mistake by Gupta, Gupta certainly worked on it but went to great lengths to prevent you from REEDEM wömen
>Release buggy Halo on PS5>Leave the good one on XboxCheckmate
>>744209632Are you using a mod / cheats / console command to kill that lady?
>>744207921Outsourcing status : 200% MumbaiNever give a dime to anything microsoft related.
You incel chuds helped misandry raise by putting women on pedestals and worshiping them while hating on other men.Now you get what you deserve.
>>744209676no. the hit box doesn't hit the head
>>744208961It should be>Never underestimate jeet incompetence.or>Never overestimate jeet competence.
>>744207093>>744207748>>744207921
Halo: Campaign Evolved now at 46th place (in the US) on Xbox's most played games listing. Where will it be in 24 hours after the launch day purchases? Will it ever surpass MCC? Place your bets
>>744207093I'm not chud enough to shoot the friendly npcs
>>744207748there are probably 50 people at 343 who's only job is to make sure the games are woke, they have to do something to justify their salary
>>744209901Imagine the suction
>>744210004They're not friendly. They have no dialogue, they don't acknowledge your presence in any way. They just sit in a chair.
>>744207093>>744207921>>744209135>>744209632Dudes, this shit is so ass
>>744210074>They just sit in a chair.well they are npcs...
>>744209780We only put 2d women on pedestals
>>744209780Men are enemies and capitalism is filtered law jungle, autismo.
>>744207921Looks like some creepy Event Horizon scene.
>>744207093lmao wtf
>>744207093Who cares anymore? I look outside my window and there's only jeets and africans.
>>744210490Sounds like the best time to bend over and take it up the ass, you're right. Carry on.
>>744209901Why do you have such shit taste in vtubers?
Why were the marines doing so little damage to the player? They're supposed to do extreme damage regardless of difficulty. Did they even play the original Halo?
>>744210074>They're not friendly. They have no dialogue, they don't acknowledge your presence in any way. They just sit in a chair.So you're saying the female NPCs are frighteningly realistic?
>>744209135that's because the npc is actually standing where the ragdoll appears, but their chair animation is offset to where the chair is
>>744209135>then transitioned to a ragdoll physics objectrag/doll
>>744207921She did the teleports behind u move
>>744210792>says the grifting grifta watcher
>>744207921>Game knows that you hit someone (this detection is based on what objects this pixel is attached to)>Try to find the person>The hitboxes are fucked so it doesn't find any>nullpointer is passed>Animation is stopped by an Exception>It is try-catched>NPC is defaulted to the (0,0,0) position
>>744207093I will now not buy your game
>>744207093>COMBAT EVOLUTIONSar!
>>744207093Those soulless androgynous brown clay NPCs are worse than 6th gen NPCs, do better Microsoft.
>>744209135>The NPC that got shot just teleported out of the chair, then transitionedbrave
>>744207093nothing to hit in those skulls buddy
>>744209245>new halonot exactly
>>744207507Cancer Erupted
>>744207921Load bearing nigger woman is an innovative and brave method of game development bravo chatGPT.
>>744207507why in the fuck did they call it that?
>>744217694Making things gay and brown is evolution chud
>>744207093>women are mere objectspottery
>>744218094>women are powerful and unstoppablebrave
>>744207093I'm amazed they let this dog shit remake out the door. It's obviously AI slop from the first cinematic.
>>744207093they die if you shoot them in the body 3-6 times.
>>744219413Just like in real life
This is some hilarious bullshit like when they replace religious symbols or humans with robots in certain countries
>>744209901Based.
Modern gaming is really utter shit when Black Ops is being re-released and you have Halo 1 being shat out the third like it's something new.
removeclitoris
>>744208074>>744209135If they implemented the crew stations as generic vehicle chairs, that would be normal BLAM engine behavior for the ragdoll to clip though the vehicle/spawn on level geometry; lazy but not unexpected. Would be worth comparing to the original behavior.
>>744221136They should have renamed it the BLM! Engine
>>744209780That part.
>>744209901this foid and her boyfriend ruined hololive en.
>>744209320Isnt the game already got a remake lol ???
>>744207093Its kinda funny how they pop out like that before ragdolling, cause that's how it is in the original game, but it just looks jank in a 2026-type game.
>>744207921>punch strong woman>time freezes and your game crashes soon aftertake that chud! this game is not for you!
>>744221729If you're referring to Anniversary, that was a sort of remaster rather than a proper remake. Same source code, just with a new coat of paint on top. Similar to the more recent Oblivion and MGS3 remasters.This new version of CE is a full-on remake.
well makes sensethat's what straight people fight forno rights for men, worship for women
>>744207252Why are you allowed to kill men, are you a misandrist?
>>744207921SCP-343i
>>744207093Debunked. The guy who made this video edited the hp values of his game.
>>744222510agreed my fellow male marines
>>744208074The OG didn't have ragdoll. They had a physics system when you hit people with grenades and all of that but it didn't have ragdolls on the NPCs. I think 2 was the first to have ragdolls but they only activated after a death animation.
>>744207921legitimately spooky, especially the way the game crashes with a single warped frame right after seeing the human ratking up close
>>744207850you stopped giving the benefit of the doubt because you are mentally stunted by anything that affirms your biases. you turn off any critical thinking you have any time you see a headline going "woke is evil", and then when it turns out it was a bug like in >>744207921 you backpedal and slink off and by tomorrow you forgot it completely and go back to instantly going "woke is evil and they can't have the benefit of the doubt" even when you're wrong more often than you're right.
>>744207093Everyone had a playthrough were they killed all the marines for the funny dialog.Absolutely fucking soulless.
>>744224558Even a broken clock is right twice per day. Vigilance pays off
>>744209632so fucking hot
>>744207921Can any oldfags confirm if Halo 1 was this buggy back on the OG xbox?It certainly wasn't when I played it on PC.
>>744207093So the glass ceiling was bulletproof.
>>744207252I'm a believer of equal oportunities in the job. A woman can do the same as a man!!!
>>744207252Yes, but also rape
The same shit will happen in gta6>>744207252Yes
>>744217694Because combat implies violence, and that's heckin' male coded and mysogistic
>>744207093>tfw didnt buy galo
>>744207093NO WAY!?>>744207252I'm equal opportunity violator of people's rights and equal opportunity sadist, as long as there's fair game and transparent rules for both sides: suffering is welcome. 5th generational warfare is for sissies, trannies, bitches, faggots and chinese dogs.
>>744227421I thought women could fight equally in fiction, I suppose not even in fiction can feminists succeed in equality: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>744220749yes
>>744207252yes
>>744207093KILL ALL MEN
>>744207093Im so glad im not a gaylo fan
>>744217694wanted to keept the initials and it's SP only. trash regardless.
>>744228224REMOVE ALL CLITS
>>744207093I get this is misandrist as FUCK but I am just laughing my ass off the jokes write themselves at this point holy shit dude
>>744207252They're all going to die, anyway. Might as well shoot them now and save them from the agony of becoming biomass for the Flood.
>>744207093>Women are Cyborg warriorsStunning. Brave. Stunning AND Brave.
>>744227421I mean, "campaign" implies violence too
>>744217694It's ironic.
>>744224781I definitely never managed to trigger a bug like that on my XBAWKS HUEG.
Why do companies that have like, billions of dollars, with talented artists from all over the world, make games that are worse than ones made for free by dudes still living their their parentswhat the fuck is happening
>>744221136they have so much money and manpower why couldn't they just have him go limp in the seat like any other game
>>744207252i want to kill bothbut i especially want to kill women
>>744207093Uh huh. This totally isn't modded.
>>744229230its not modded
>>744207252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PutSTVkB6Dc
>>744217694Now when you google "Halo Campaign" it just shills the new game to you
>>744229302Sure, sure. *wink*
>>744220501What's funny is that the Black Cops remasters have multiplayer while Halo: Campaign Evolved DOESN'T.Anyone that bought Campaign Evolved is a fucking retard. As soon as 343 said they weren't doing multiplayer it was over.
>What was the logic behind such a decision? >Well, we didn't want violent incels to take out their rage on virtual women by shooting them in the head and filming it.>But you let them kill the male staff in the game? >That doesn't matter. They're men; not women.
>>744207921Now imagine what GTA6 will be like!
>>744207921holy shit cyberpunk is back, baby
>>744224558bot broke
>>744207921let me show how to do the very good code sir.this is how they teach us in mumbai
>>744224781it was not, infact the original PC version is the shittiest way to play the original game due to introducing bugs not found anywhere else
>>744229580I honestly don't remember any bugs as blatant as that webm. There were clipping and fps issues, but it was still solid, albeit it was years after release.I just don't understand how you can fuck up a game that's been released four fucking times already.
>>744229145Because this is using Bungle's old Halo engine but putting Unreal Sloppa 5 graphics over it.
>>744207093And that's a good thing. Women are all dainty little flowers and really have no place even being involved with the battlefield. They should be at home cooking in the kitchen and raising the kids instead. =P
>>744207093Either way, this game is so shitty and lazy. Why does anyone react and everything looks like it was copied and pasted?
>>744207921Cortana lock his armor he hit a Queen. Now kill him.
>>744207921Wow I'm glad Microsoft is trying to sell us an even worse version of Halo 1 for the third time. Bravo, xbox division.
>>744225389wah wah
>>744207093from a developer perspective, why in the world would you add more health to female npcs or make them invincible?
>>744207921>kill female npc>brakes the entire game>changes the structure of the ship>crashes your gamelmao, jesus christ, absolute state of gaming
>>744230603likewise in Skyrim why would you allow killing NPCs at all if you only knock down the important ones? why can't I just roll with the nords and assassinate the jarl of whiterun?
>>744207921>stumble upon Nickies corpse dimension>game crashes
>>744229718Keep in mind the gearbox port did broke a bunch of AI routines, lack of coop and lost graphical fidelty, and people continiously shat on that port solely because of that, i almost shudder what those people would say about this remaster
Computer, boot up my VR headset and launch Blade and Sorcery. Set enemy ratio to 100% female and 0% male. Disable safety protocols. It's gamer time.
>>744207921this is like a b3313 jumpscare
>>744229076Indian outsourcing. The "devs" at halo studios are just idea people that get to submit their whims to a bunch of cheap unreal engine mills in India. This back and forth is why it takes 4x the amount of time to iterate anything.
OSHA frowns upon such awful monitor placement
>>744208517>>744207748>SAAR DO NOT BLOODY INSULT DEVELOPER>I RAPE
>>744233198what?
>>744208108how about you consult a shower stinky
>>744233320
>>744207252The industry isn't healed until everyone who cowers when some Karen accuses them of istaphobia is treated as too weak to handle a position of leadership and possibly a job in a creative industry.>Why would you want to kill the women? Are you a misogynist??Why do you want women to be treated differently? I thought that this was about equality. That's what you keep saying, anyways.
>>744233561fair enough
>>744221136>>744224781Got my original Xbox and capture card for this. The Bridge NPCs can't be killed and don't react. Blood flew out of one of them, though.
skibidi
>>744209904KEK, it's losing to Black Ops from 2010.
>>744207748That does not make any sense
>>744233198Because they don't have any real sense of taste. They just have a lot of opinions, and think that subjectivity means there is no difference between the two.
>>744207921>break the guardrails>game instantly shits pants and reports you to reddit
>>744207093HA HA HA HA HA. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE!
>>744207921>kill female>comes back to life and becomes captain of the shipTruly a glass ceiling moment
>>744207252>>744207292Understanding women isn't MUH SOGGY KNEES. Its simply comprehending their biology and nature.Americunt women ALONE have GENOCIDED 60 million innocent babies.You do not hate women enough.
>>744224558Silence cretin.
>>744234768What if all those 60 million babies were black
>>744207093women stronk
what kind of retards still play halo?
>>744209780Betas and simps aren't chuds.And 'incel' is retarded woman bitchthink 'shaming' language. Ripped right off the 'arguing with holes' list.ANY unironic use of 'incel' by some faggot tard like you is literally invoking the 'yea well you just can't get pussy ree' bitchthink 'argumentation' / 'rhetoric'."Chuds" are those 'evil' redpill/mgt0w/monks.>and no, the tates, the fresh and fit, the whatever losers aren't fucking redpill. You disingenuous fuck.
>>744207093Honestly not even surprised at this point.
>>744222351Wrong. That is what betas and simps 'fight' for.
>>744207748It will never get patched out its intentional. Look at the hitmarkers, hit reg is on lol
>>744207252Yes I am. I thought all gamers were misogynists according to journalists?
>>74423486413 million of them were. Enough to stop blacks from becoming an actual power block politics HAS to pay attention to, and by pure coincidence, surely, leaving a gap to justify the 'oh no we have to import a gorillion browns' nonsense.
honestly, people would probably call Halo 2 woke if it released today, with Keyes being replaced by his daughter who also happens to be a starship captain, and the black guy who is an actual character in the story now and also somehow made it back.But this is just sad and lazy. The characters pop out of their seats when they're shot, only the male characters can be shot, it's like a couple of different people worked on the scripting, and refused to talk to each other on what the plan was.
>>744207093The men glitching out of their chairs when you shoot them is absolute shit. They died properly in their chairs when you shot them in the original.
>>744235028Where do people like you even come from? Reddit? Definining chud lol maybe we should just nuke all troons
>>744207252They truly turned Halo, into Gaylo... imagine telling that to gamers back in the OG Xbox, and 360 era of gaming
>>744207252That's mistersogynist to you
>>744235395Don't threaten me with a good time. All the gays and degenerates should be woodchippered.
>>744207093I feel like pirating this piece of shit, modding it to allow me to kill women, record it, and then uninstall it.
>>744235383What video game is Miyamoto complaining about?
>>744207921>She reappears sitting on a throne made of dismembered heads and limbs.That's pretty metal.
>>744207093Gaylo Reacharound, and Gaylo Analversary are confirmed by Microshaft to be the next games painstakingly defecated for the modern audience
>>744235383>>744235628>What video game is Miyamoto complaining about?Rayman Raving Rabbids
>>744208712Probably some jeet written game logic that entered invalid state and keeps throwing errors mid frame, preventing player/UI from updating.
>>744207093This is what "equality" looks like?
>>744207093halo: jeet devolution.
>>744207921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMLOZwpzLcEFlagship franchise.The game that made the Xbox.One of the greatest FPS games of all time.This is on par with Bethesda somehow managing to make Doom fucking 1 crash prone because they had to sloppily shoehorn Bethesda accounts into it.
>>744207252
>>744207252Love from Kazakhstan
>>744207093I laugh at anyone who bought this crap.Did you actually expect a faithful recreation?In the current year?In western society that is obsessed with culture war?Listen. Set fire to video game studios near you.Kill them all.It's the only way to take our world back.You might end up in jail, but it's not about you. It's about all the kids like you who deserve to grow up like you did. It's about making a better world for them by killing every political until the streets run red with blood.
>>744209216>>744222402that's a fake term invented by incels, you can't be prejudiced against men, the same way you can't be racist against whites.
>>744207921>kill the pilot>the entire ship crashesamazing 10/10
Halo Fans are rape victims
>>744235909Whatever, commie faggot.
And these exact same feminists say they want "equality" lmao
>>744236147I just realized the covenant is a allegory for communist troon faggots and that's why you have to finish the fight and kill them all
So Halo is effectively done for now, yeah? Surely this is the end.
>>744207093You're not even suppose to kill any of them.
>>744207252>Are you a misogynist??Well Yes! how did you know?
>>744235383>They died properly in their chairs when you shot them in the original.No they didn't.
>>744236402MS will continue to parade around Halo's desecrated corpse until they find a hot new IP to take its place. With the way things are going it's going to be a very, very, very long time until they shit out anything close another halo.
>>744207093Once my token regens I'll show you 9 second 500p video to debunk you.
So glad /ourgirl/ is probably going to finish them off next quarter.
>>744229183Literal proof men are everything wrong with society. Barbaric apes with no brain or self control
>>744235383You couldn't even get ammo for your pistol until after you left the area in the original and you couldn't go back either once you got it.Am... Am I actually the only person here who ever played the original? A-are you all bots in reality?
>>744237150There wouldn't be women beatings if you removed women from existence.
>>744237151https://youtu.be/7u_YnurMgB4
>>744237151Dumbfuck.
>>744237248LOL, what game even is this? Looks like fucking SHIT
>>744207093what in the absolute fuck is this shit
>>744237327Palworld
>>744237150Some nasty troon fingers typed this out unironically while being a disgusting man
>>744229183>>744237150And yet... These are the men women consciously keep choosing! Interesting!
They REMOVED the tutorial sequence inside the pod. So you just stand in an empty room while the Covenant breaches the ship.
>>744207252What if I want to roleplay as an "oppressed" nigger man who wants to get revenge on the evil white women witth their "white privilege"?It reminds me how I played GTA SA and roleplayed that CJ doesn't mind white men but hate white women for some reason and always kill them.
>>744207093Why does everything look like different variations of shiny plastic? Is this the Unreal Engine look everyone speaks of?
>>744207093Cortana: Jerma Evolved
>>744238389Who?
H-Hayai!
>>744235383>>744237151I literally played and recorded it here and no one's looked at it >>744233876
The female ODST kills you in one shot and also talks way more shit about you that people have seen.
>>744238602Since when are Spartans PR machines, they're literal super soldiers and were kept a secret for a long time because of how unethical they were, weren't they
>>744238686Promoting them when they were the only thing not getting their shit totally fucked by the Covenant is a thing, I mean they sure as hell aren't secret when everyone is excited to see him in the original.
>>744207252the most low effort bait always gets the most replies. well done.
>>744238516Jerma985https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerma985
>>744238821Who?
>>744207093>those "animations"Looks worse than Half Life 1.
>>744207093why does this look worse than mcc?
>>744207093>>744207921I legit pirated this game to give it a try and uninstalled it because everything is broken. How the fuck do you even shit something like this? I'll just play the original.
>>744238907Unreal engine slop
>>744237248>ModdedNice try, dumb bitch.
>>744238920*shipbut that works too
>>744238775>they sure as hell aren't secret when everyone is excited to see him in the originalThey were sharing their fucking ship with him, the fuck did you expect?
>>744237248>lol this was funny. the girl was like wat the heck r u doing.
>>744229183>>744237150most people aren't drug-addicted psychopaths that need power over other peoplemost white people anyway
>>744207093Totally on purpose and totally not a bug in this bug riddled shitshow excuse of a game
>>744207093Dude on the bottom looks like he had too much corn syrup
>>744239179They don't act like they were all directly aware of that, one of the Marine dialogue lines in CE is>"I knew there was one on board!"Then again some of them call to Cortana when Chief gets killed so I dunno lol
I'm still not sure what happened.
>>744207093How do even tell the difference? They all look the same.
>>744207093So since this clip has been proven to be bullshit and you can indeed kill the women (hitboxes are janky cos of shit coding) this webm has done nothing but further push the narrative about all bigoted people online secretly being ethnic behind the monitor lol.
>>744210012>there are probably 50 peoplemore like 500
>>744240238>progressives might finally start calling out ethnics instead of defaulting to white dudesok and?
>>744207093Maybe because they are just decorative objects
>>744208712vibe coding jeets anon, welcome to the future. Have you thanked elon musk yet today?
>>744233876Pretty sure you have to go out the door to start the invasion before anyone is killable.
>>744207093Very damning that they simultaneously view in game violence against women not ok because it somehow translates irl, but not men.
>>744207921what in the goddamn
Was this game made by jeets and AI? holy shit
>>744240362They won't lol.Progressiveness is just an infinite loop of people trying to out-do each other in who can be more of a "good boy" and the movement is in constant ouroboros.
>>744224558
>welcome aboard the Pillar of Autumn, Chief!
>>744207748>No female enemiesErmm chuddie, are you implying that women cannot fight as well as men? That's very sexist of you.
>>744207093go woke...
>>744207093...make a broken game but also millions of dollars
>>744207921Unreal Sloppa 5 moment
>>744240508You have to step out of the door for the gun to even be usable, which I did.
>>744234714>If you kill your enemies, they win
>>744207990>>744207748/threadIncels need to be wiped from earth
>>744241463good morning
>>744207093>Men Are the Expendable Gender tvtropes
>>744207252>>744228482are there any female flood or are there only male marines turned by the flood?
>>744207093This only made me refund the game.
>>744207093Fuck dude this attempt at a reboot is so shit.I've only seen nothing but shit and problems with this game.Microsoft mass-hiring H1B Indians is putting everything in a decline.
>>744207093it's weirdly inconsistentsometimes you can't kill them at allsometimes you can kill them after multiple shotsthe security that spawn in to kill you can kill them with their weaponsI'm willing to chock it up to incompetence over ideology
>>744242840well you're in luckshe's playing right now!
>>744242840>>744243736>>>/vt/ranny
>>744240448Elon Musk would never let this slide. Unlike Microslop he has actual standards.
343 manifesto look it up
>>744207093>women cant be killedJust make Master Chief into Master Queef and nothing can hurt her
>>744243776joke's on youI'm already there now!
>>744235909>that's a fake term invented by incels, you can't be prejudiced against men, the same way you can't be racist against whites.
>>744236086Wtf Brutes look like that now?
>>744207093Just like in real life.
>>744207921>once their anti leftisit ammo is taken away they instantly convert to muh jeet rage>too stupid to look up the credits and realize there's actually a negative amount of jeets touching this game>inb4 muh librulz nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaj4dl_6nLI
>>744207093Deboonked.You can kill the female NPCs. It's just their hitboxes are fucked up for some reason. Seehttps://medal.tv/games/halo-campaign-evolved/clips/ncLb7gNdGwqTHnDEb?invite=cr-MSxvV3AsMzEyNDU2NDQ0
>>744245789God damn, what a buggy piece of shit.
>>744207292
>>744238389>zoomers when they see a non-yassified female character
>>744233876>>744241225Cool effortpost, anon!
>>744246843Remember what we lost. (It's a shame she had to be trapped in Halo 4)
>>744244556I drew this almost 25 years ago. I drew it ironically.
>>744207093This was debunked today.
>>744207748>I assumeYou shouldn't.>did they get rid of one of the bungie devs to replace him with a black womanYes.
>>744207093This will happen in GTA VI.
>>744247154343 is full of people who hated the original Halo games, they've admitted to this.
>>744247154zesty buck status: broken
>>744207093fuck modern devs.
>>744241225Its been a billion years since I played the original. Is killing keys enough to spawn the marines? I remember you had to do that for some weird ass easter egg.
>>744247182"We had people who we hired who hated Halo because of X" - Frank O'Connor
>>744207507npBut you should have called it SLOP EVOLVED.
>>The case for the old rumor that a jilted girlfriend took over the helm of halo production just so she could ruin a game her ex loved grows stronger and stronger every yearGrim timeline.
>>744247837>aspects that made it uniquenigga halo is as generic as shooters get, 343 is obviously dogshit but Halo was never good and bringing in people who don't like it is actually a brilliant idea that they somehow still fucked up
>Halo is as generic as shooters getShit people born after 2001 say
>>744247182>In the original that was from a scan of the face of one of our engineers, Matt Segurkek it just keeps getting worse
You know why this whole shitpile is so fucking jank? Because the whole thing is AI slop. There was an insider a bit under a year ago saying that they have 'generative AI "woven into every aspect" of Its future game development, From core workflows to world building and enemy AI'. That's why the AI is shit, why everyone sounds like a zombie, and why there are obvious bugs everywhere - the whole thing is just AI slop made in UE5 at that by the contractors they cycled in and out that merely added to the chaos.
>>744248041>Halo was never good!!25 years, rent free, still seething.
>>744207093You now remember that this video caused Rockstar to make this NPC invincible
>>744247154BROS, HELP ME! I'VE BECOME A BLACK LADY! WAT DO?
>>744207093FIREEVERYONE
>>744207093See I never would have found this out because I don't shoot my own allies for no reason.
>>744235909the double standards you have shown today prove you are forever hyprocriticalIf you were ever in my vicinity you would be quartered
>>744248782Yes we know, you're a simple-minded goyim that only plays games entirely on-rails without even a moment of independent thought.
niggas be complaining about anything these days
>>744207921Reminds me of Cyberpunk 2077 at launch
>>744207748yeah right
>>744247792Looks like that's the trigger. >>744247026ty
>>744235080When you say "I love women" you give them political power retard, it doesn't matter if you're a beta or whatever.
>>744207252Yes
>>744244556>it's a bunch of chinks instead of jeets
>>744247792You can kill Keyes or any of the other crew members to trigger the invincible marines.
>>744249803Just tested it. It's specifically Keyes. They don't seem to give a fuck if you kill any of the standing crew members. The seated ones are invincible.
>>744211148FUCK YOU ILL RAGDOLL YOUR MOTHER
>>744207921Holy kek
>>744247182>replace Segur with a NegurPottery
>>744207093>play as grill>win every matchheh, get rekt scrub
>>744233876I launched in an emulator to confirm, and it seems kind of random, I was able to get one but not after reloading the checkpoint. Melee won't work since the chairs work as vehicles, melee damage isn't registered for vehicle passengers in Halo 1.
>>744207093They're not even hiding it anymore. The agenda the whole time has been full blown matriarchy. Women are unironically a bigger threat than niggers and jews because they are the mass zealots supporting them and degeneracy in general
>>744248870And also still today.
>>744207093Unsurprising
>>744249190Based actual research anon instead of reactionary Xitter cunts.
>>744207252Why yes
>>744207093you lost chuddie
>>744207252They made me into one by killing my favourite series.
>>744207748
>>744247052See>>744252747
>>744238804Low effort? No. Elegant and unburdened, more like. A genius admires simplicity.
>>744253193>praises Halo 4's Cortana design while also saying that Halo 4 is not a very good game>gets called a 343 shill anywayFuck 343/Halo Studios, I hope Xbox shuts them down.
>>744241664Logically there should be Flood based on female human bodies- but I think they just never made any models. For example, in Halo 3, when the Flood arrive, there's a few female personnel about the base- but no distinct combat forms for them after they get subverted.
>>744253389>praises Halo 4's Cortana designHere is your problem
>>744237150The barbaric apes that kill and rape with zero remorse are the ones that fuck the most you fucking retard
>>744207292What made you a gay
>>744209780You're thinking of cuck simps
>>744215743kek that's probably exactly what happened though without the null pointer, null pointer would segfault, it must be wrapped in some option type thing
>>744207093I like how they made all the cutscenes prerendered too, so you can't even mod Cortana.
>>744247182>>744247837>being this retarded
>>744207921I just noticed this is in co-op and what happens suddenly makes sense.
>>744207093Even if it's just a bug, are they not capable of launching a Halo game without it being a huge mess? They had to delay Infinite for a year, and it still came out feeling unfinished, and it took them half a decade to get Master Chief Collection operating as it should have at launch.
>>744253670And that helical cylinder wrapped in solar panels??
Oh here comes the TikTok dumping brownoid.
>>744253963>here is all the women ragebait i have saved>no saar i am not the brown
>>744207093US is the It is a war-criminal nation that became a loyal dog to the Jews and spread the "Woke" virus across the globe.kys, dog
>>744207093What happens if one of the NPCs is trans?
>>744207921analog horror esque
>>744207921this is why you're supposed to pay professional playtesters who report these things, but they probably fired them all because they needed room for the HR department (and a curry dispenser).
>>744207921lol how?
>>744207252I am for equal rights (and lefts)
>>744207252I want to kill everyone equally but you fags get uppity when women are involved
>>744207093Can't you just mod it
>>744207093Based!
>>744251167
>>744252819>Getting btfo'd by CS2>Barely beating CyberpunkThings are more grim than you think.
>>744253403>no tits>barely an ass
>they removed the cutscene where you float into the Covenant ship on Truth and ReconciliationWhat the fuck? WHY?Why would they remove that shot but add on 5 minutes of unnecessary bullshit to the first cutscene in Pillar of Autumn?
>>744256771Limited disc space.
Imagine going back in time 15-20 years and telling your past self that in the 2020s, they are just re-releasing gears 1, halo 1, and RE4. That nothing really gets better from that point onward. Oh and skyrim is still popular
>>744237150even George Floyd?
>>744257981... and then you realize you forgot to tell your own past self to invest into Bitcoins
>>744237150>woman hits a manHihihi, I wonder what did he do to deserve it.>man hits a womanCALL THE POLICE!Fuck you.
>>744254137Am I at least a cool dog like a chow chow?
>>744207921kek
>>744259480I’m told chow chows are assholes.
>>744207850This. Ive been saying this for years. Any even tiny slight sign that the game has been touched by feminists is a dealbreaker.
>>744247154>removed the old Marathon symbol from Keyes' uniform
>>744207093Whatever, it doesn't hurt my experience. I didn't notice it because I don't waste my time trying to kill random non-enemy npcs,
>>744207093personally i have no problem with this as i dont run around murdering npcs and dont like violence against women and childrenhowever its hilarious that these people keep flip flopping between forcing you to kill scores of women and making them all invulnerable
>>744260038Yes, they have the same temperament as shiba-inus. Only they're larger and can actually take on intruders in a fight. They're loyal guard dogs. And unlike pitbulls, they don't randomly "snap" and kill their owners. They're the best dog to have if you live in a shit neighborhood.
>>744207252Equality?
>>744209135kirkorov streams?
>>744224558who cares. still not buying it. still not playing it. still uninstalling. bug or not
>>744207093>>744207252Woman want to be treated equally except when they don't.
>>744224558pathetic
>>744233876Based.
>>744207093stunning and brave
>>744207252Friendly reminder that google pretends not to know Misandrist is a word.You faggy incels are getting dominated by feminism and it's hilarious.
>>744207921Imagine actually paying for this crap lmao.
>>744238550Why does the needler need an ammo indication screen?
>>744233876Wait, so they went out of their way to only make the men killable in the demake?
>>744210792PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI
>>744264101Yes, they hate men so much, they decided to allow you to genocide all sitting men.Additionally, they already genocided other men by replacing them with women.It's al part of "their" plan to genocide men.Or, they reused the marine models for the sitting men and forgot to turn off their hurtbox.
>>744238804What's he gonna do with all the money he's made from it?
>>744238550Was it really necessary to repeat the clip twice, second time in slow motion, like some boomer social media video? Everyone that isn't retarded got the message in the full speed clip.
>>744264390fuck off back to pleddit or bluesky or whatever shithole you come from
>>744260221That much is probably a legal requirement.
>>744253582>he never had a hate fuck beforengmi
foehammer dropped a warthog on the marines in silent cartographer, killing them
