>How do we sell GTA6, a game with a $2 billion budget>Lets make the player plays as a latina with a fat ass
Could've and should've been bigger
>>744236046>Xir self insertsYou imagine yourself as her.I am staring at her walk and entice me with her ass with my cock in my hand.We are nothing alike.
I’m an american born spic and I have no idea how anyone finds these women attractive.>starting arguments for no reason>will get fat>will try to fatten you too>low iq>you’ll never make enough money for her>food is too greasy>rooms are ungodly messy and smell like sugary garbage>piles of makeup that makes them unrecognizableI have two sisters, five aunts, and six female cousins.
Only stupid negros and beaners like big diaper asses.
god im gonna dress her like an absolute WHORE
>>744236542I hate latinas because their families are creeped out by introverts.
>>744236046>that faceAbsolutely fucked it up.>but the ASS!A nice ass with an ugly face is only acceptable if she's only around to take it from behind.
>>744236542The sex outweighs any negatives
>>744236505Maybe if you jump off a bridge you'll be reincarnated as a big booty latina.Or burn in the fires of hell for all eternity.
>>744236046Lucia braaaps on Jason's face sidequest/strangers and freaks where you can have Lucia eat different foods and Jason will gag and react realistically to where you can accidentally kill him by methane inhalation which activates realistic euphoria fart inhalation deaths each time you fail the encounter
>>744236860If this happens it will be the first GTA game I purchase
>>744236542You're deff white.
>>744236542Never underestimate an organism's drive to reproduce and what it will tolerate. Remember there are animals that die after reproduction and still want to do it any ways.
>>744236046And its working. And it will continue to work. Basically your dude comes with a complimentary girlfriend. She's there from the start. No having to work up some relationship gauge, no fucking social link. She's your ride or die from the get go. And you can mold and shape her any way you want. Its the Bonnie and Clyde fantasy of you and your girl vs the world. And she's just "ethnic" enough to seem exotic for a large amount of the player base. You wanted waifu, they give you waifu. Except its in your ball and gun game. It helps that latinas are increasingly in right now
>>744236542>he called himself a spicSo that means you hate yourself! No wonder you hate other hispanic people!Get some self-respect already.>>744236625This!
>>744236542They are some of the most disrespectful birds on the planet too, second only to black women. Opportunistic as well, they always play the romance grift.i.e. a guy who lives in miami
>>744236542The truth is 90% of men's preference is an inability to do better, The perceived accessibility is what makes these women more attractive. Why have a Latina with a big ass who will get fat and treat you like garbage when you could have a white blonde girl who doesn't do those things. The same thing happens with "goth" chicks, they are seen as more approachable for losers like me so I have a thing for them.
>>744236542american born hispanic hereI will fuck any woman as long as she has big tits and a fat ass
>>744236542We're not focused on the older onesThe young ones literally have none of the issues you mentionYou can take these bitches out to Burger King and they'll go on about how well their man treats themJust dump them before they get gordita>low IQdefinitely not true, 2 of the smartest women I dated were latina. One was a software engineer.
>>744236542But what about argentinians?White big booty latina with euro culture.We dont like spics neither
>>744236046fake and gay unless they actually let us play and customize dat sweet sweet gyatt
Brown people look disgusting. I want to deport them all. I hate that I have to live amongst niggers and mexicans. I won’t be buying this video game because it will be full of niggers and mexicans. Yuck!
>>744236542they fuck like it's the last day on earth
I have a latina gf and she's always horny and trying to feed me. It's the hottest, weirdest thing ever. I think I'm falling in love
>>744236625timmies do get their own women white men are literally the most desired brownoid
>>744236046I'll never stop loving my latina mamacitas. You can call me spicaroo all day, every day but in the end we still have the hottest babes on the planet
>>744237823Isn't at least 50% of Argentina relatively recent Italians and Germans?
>>744236542>six female cousins.Go on...
>>744237823No matter how much Uncle Ruckus pretends, he's still black.
>>744236046It's GTA, it could have the whole Concord cast and it would sell
>>744238102Shouldn't you have already fallen in love with her since she's your gf?
>>744236153>Could've and should've been biggerAll signs are pointing to the game having a dynamic weight and muscle system like San Andreas. So the ability to make Lucia's ass fatter might be in the game. The last trailer shows her at different weight sizes.
>>744236542>american bornThat answers the question
>>744237728Based Ctarl-Ctarl Supremacy
All it takes to get some specific guys on /v/ slobbering over a shitty AAA game is some really mediocre softcore porn, huh?
>>744236046Did they say if you can play as either of the characters? Or is it like you switch off at some points in the story?>>744238102>and trying to feed meIf only more women learned the unlimited power making good food for guys is. It's like a cheat code on us.
>>744236153San Andreas styled fat/fit mechanics. Imagine...
>>744236726Most average chick's dont realize how good anal feels and how it is currency for dating.
>>744241591>San Andreas styled fat/fit mechanics. Imagine...I don't think the mechanic will be as extreme as GTA:SA's where you can turn CJ into a obese fat ass in the span of 10 minutes or so... but the last trailer shows Jason at various different levels of bluffness. Some clips Lucia is much skinnier than other clips. Like image related, where she is clearly much fatter here than other parts of the video. I seems like the game will have a much more realistic take on the weight system.
>>744236542>an american born spic Ah a /pol/fag.
>>744237767>definitely not true, 2 of the smartest women I dated were latina. One was a software engineer.>what are outliers>what is a small sampleyou are one solipsistic nigger
>>744236542just say youre a faggot
>>744236046I can literally see the contours of her anus.Mods?
>>744236046god i hope shes secretly a ladyboy
>>744236046>be me>have bean fever>have Guatemalan gf>see GTA6 chick>can't get boner
>>744236046>BBRRRAAAAPPPPP
>>744237625Janny deleted my post, what a faggot.
>>744244187he should rangeban your entire continent
>>744236542youre describing women
>>744237662>a white blonde girl who doesn't do those thingsYou haven't lived in southern states
>>744237823>But what about argentinians?what about them?
>>744236714>I hate latinas because their families are creeped out by introverts.Same as any other big family desu. Islanders are in the same boat. You practically don't exist in their eyes if you act like a hermit for most of your waking life.
>>744237823>But what about argentinians?
>>744236046>shills trying to sell this game with AI coomer bait because the in-game goblina with fridge body won't work.many such cases
>>744245090Don’t diss my boys Di Maria and Pastore like that
>>744236046This is woke
>>744236046>744236046And a fat everything, fucking disgusting bitch is flabby as fuck
>>744245268>Argensimians>Whites
>>744245712>AI>he doesn't know
>>744236542>I’m an american born spicYou have to be at least THIS tall to post on here, amigo.
>>744236542Just don't date dominican women. Date chilean, argentinian, or brazillian women.
>>744236046Is there a higher res version of this shot? I can't tell if I see her outer anal decoloration or if it's just a shadow
>>744236046Gta goycattle would still buy it if you play as a ugly tranny
>>744244187Why are you telling that to me? :c>>744244256But jannies can't do that, buster!>>744246501Kek!
>>744236046>still not giving her a feminine face and big titsYAWNassfags are closeted gays
>>744236542You have them seething kek
>>744236804>ProjectionIs that what you think you deserve for being a tranny? I don't like your kind but I don't wish death upon you. Calm down, man.
>>744236542That's your basic instinct of wanting to fuck girls from outside of your family anon
>>744237767>he thinks software engineers are smartHoly shit thank you for the life-affirming belly laugh, I looked like the King of Hyrule for a second there if you understand a little deep cut reference.
>>744236542>starting arguments for no reason>low iq>you’ll never make enough money for herthats every woman and its no big deal desu>will try to fatten you toothats a good thing and im not going to be fat so there is no downside
what's the gameplay like?
>>7442368040 sane arguments but what do you expect from a guy going online to project his state of mind to normal people.
>>744236542you've not named a single negative pointcan i meet one of your aunts
>>744240439>All signs are pointing to the game having a dynamic weight and muscle systemLiterally head canon. Do you actually expect Rockstar to actually go back to old mechanics that fans loved? Lmao
>>744236542>will get fat>will try to fatten you too>food is too greasyGo on..Also maybe you don't want to fug your own race because they remind you of your family.
>>744241972>Much fatterBecause she has baggy clothes and a vest on.
>>744250536Like GTAV but worse, more missions like RDR2 where if you go off the script you fail instantly.
>>744237662You're right, but it doesn't mean you should say it.
>>744236046Looks like marketing bait to me. It just the start as well.Always online right? FUCK YOURSELF ROCKSTAR
>>744236046fuck it, i'm sold>>744236542you've been too feminized
>>744236542I was at Walmart the other day and saw some weary 40 year old looking 4'8 latina hunchback with a cart full of tequila and margarita mixers
>>744236542Konichiwa, dude! I love all latin girls! Can you hook me up?
>>744250752Can i see it?
>>744238102>and trying to feed mekek, like a tamagotchi
>>744236046That's how you do it, mission success
>>744236542HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>744236046don't you mean rent?
I'd rather play as a biker chick or a methhead chick. Also the man should be deranged like Trevor. Or they need to be violent gang members. They are the only believable types people in the GTA universe
>>744236046Real life mestizos look like total goblins and witches.
>>744236542The average white man plummeted in value in the dating scene, so they end up marrying an ugly latina/asian to feel in charge.
>>744236987Cope, spic. Even your own men only tolerate your women because of their ass
It will flop so hard it will start the industry crash while indies will remain on top.
>>744240498Rentfree
>>744250419i've only seen homie in WW so I'm imagining you as a red cranky boat
>>744236046yes
>>744254354
>>744236046Yes and it's sold for mei can't wait for the mods
>>744237625NTA but if you're not a thin skinned tourist it's not that big a deal or that serious either. Granted i am white so i am subject to the weakest slurs of any ethnicity but announcing myself as a yakubian snow devil or whatever is funny
>>744238102>latinaunfortunately most latinas hitting a wall early and very hard
>>744236046This makes me want to call my favorite escort and fuck her from behind.
>>744253992You don't really believe that.
>>744236542You enjoy them for pleasure for a while and then discard them. Like flowers in the summer.
>>744254580>ModsHahahahhahahahah
god I can't wait to play as this latinx goblina and order male prostitutes to have my taco-hole and beaner-canal ravaged in a low rider car with extra pimp hydraulics
>>744236542just because your family is disgusting it doesn't mean they all are
>>744255369i'll just wait for the pc release
>>744255515*SharpEmu
>>744240148Not that Anon but no. You'll get it as you get older.
>>744236046She'll have an ugly, aged face just like Tracey de Santa; she'll look okay from a distance, but the moment you get a close-up of her face—marred by plastic surgery and wrinkles—you'll want to throw up. Her personality will be unbearable and as feminist as Sadie Adler’s, so you’ll get more satisfaction out of throwing her in front of a train than walking around town and talking to NPCs. Her body will be ugly and deformed; Rockstar, like the rest of the developers, is afraid of big breasts and butts, and as for outfits, don’t count on bikinis or G-strings—the “sexiest” thing will be a diaper-like pair of panties, just like in GTA Online right now. This isn’t 2002, when Rockstar had a momentary brain freeze and created Mercedes and Candy Sux. It’s 2026, and Rockstar will want to make sure that, in addition to every male player (who’ll buy it anyway), every woman will buy it too—including Anita—as well as every troon. It’s going to be the goyslop of the century.
>>744255247All signs point to that being true.
>>744246367Anon, Argentina is Mace Windu. lol
Indian shill thread
>>744255834>All signs on my twitter feed point to that being trueftfy
>>744236046That's not fat, it's very normal for a Woman. Yours are probably just built like fridges.
>>744237662>The same thing happens with "goth" chicksthey have to already be mentally unwell to dress like that, so it really isn't anyone's fault but your own for putting up with it
>>744246379is this image for giants?
>>744237662>who doesn't do those thingsanon, ANY woman will treat you like shitthis is how women treat men in general nowadays
>>744253992This isn't Marathon or Concord we're talking about it here, normalfags love GTA, and you're highly retarded if you think it's going to flop.
>>744236046Can't wait to turn her into a Goth Chick.
>>744236542>describes an average russian womanwhat did he mean by this
>>744253992>a fucking gta game>"it will flop"
>>744257364It can’t hope to recoup the time and money spent developing it. It won’t be a concord-tier showing but it won’t make a profit. It’ll be like, an Asscreed Nigger Samurai showing
>>744257784>it's fucking Star Wars, there is no way the Acolyte will flop!>It's Lord of the Rings, there is no way Rings of Power will flop!
>>744258283neither of your examples "flopped", even though they sucked asstry to occasionally get your news from non-chud sources, you'll be surprised
>>744258428>no, you HAVE to believe our woke flops are successes! >just check the rotten tomatoes scores! >see, the poporn score is high too! >NO DO NOT LOOK AT POPCORNGAP
>>744258428they both flopped commercially tho
>>744258283define flop
>>744258582NTA, but if you think that GTA VI is gonna flop when normies are tripping over themselves to preorder a box with a code inside, you are actually deluded. Make no mistake, out of all my casual friends I have spoken to, a double digit amount of them said they are straight up forgoing all releases this year to purchase this steaming POS, I’m not happy about it, but it is the world we live in, grow the fuck up.
>>744236542Literally a family issue
>>744236046With zero tits, bravo wokestar, bitch looks like a fucking tranny and of course goycattle eat it all up
>>744258776Calling it:>Rockstar will not release sales for as much time as possible>Will pay pajeets to shill fake pre order numbers ---we are here--->When forced to release them, they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification >Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even
>>744258936she's got the manjaw and the androgynous makeup as well
>>744236542That's why you don't get into relationships with women like this. You fuck them a few times and then ghost them. It's really that simple.
>>744236046can't wait to pick up chads in my panto as lucia
>>744259137>Um actually it’s not the most anticipated media launch of all time because of my blogpost where I stomp up and down and guess what’s gonna happenThey’re calling him the smartest wigger on this board.
>>744259406>most anticipatedSays who? Reputation of San Andreas, a 20 year old game, made by an entirely different mindset of people? >wiggerYou can say NIGGER here, tourist.
>>744236702implying there's gonna be anything more skimpy than le bikini and le pencil dresslmao, kek even
>>744259539>YEAH WELL WOKESTAR IS OLD!!!>THE GAME IS GONNA BE BAD!!!>BECAUSE NO BAD ROCKSTAR GAME HAS STILL SOLD LIKE CRAZY, EVER>YOU CAN TELL HOW HARD THIS WOKE FLOP IS GONNA BE BY ALL OF THE FAT TORTA ASS THEYRE PUTTING IN THE MARKETING!!!I’m done with this lol
>>744236542All that shit apply to white women too, plus they can't cook and the money requirements are even higher.
>>744237457Spirits Within-looking ass movie
Ffffuck I'm browsing perverse porno material at work and cumming!!!
>>744259963It does have that weird quality where a scene will be shot mid day inside of a lot store and it will feel like they are running on auxiliary power like a Waffle House, it’s a fun trick.
the psyop of trying to make these goblina quadroons attractive is so obvious even for the jews at rockstar
>>744254354it's legitimately impressive that they have that thing where the asscheek moves sharply upnever seen any game do this before.
>>744260050>Violent crime simulator>THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE ME COPULATE WITH DUSKY WOMEN OF THE NIGHT GOOD HEAVENS!!!!
>>744236542I tried to warn my buddies but big booty latina makes them stupid. They won't listen to reason.
>>744259804>BRO THE BRAND WILL CARRYAnon, I am going to be real with you for a second, because I realize you might be too old to actually understand this. We live in the age of youtube and in Trump Presidency. You are releasing your game on consoles, which is a minority market, without the online component. People will see exactly how bad your game is, skipping the marketing material. Because this is what people are looking for - the gameplay and "is it woke". You can pay all you want for Asmongold to not play it, people will know and they will talk. So by the time you release on PC years later with online mode, all you will get is a sad trickle of niggers who lived under a rock, a bunch of faggots who will do the pride parade ticktocks and an interview with Jason Schrier who will say you're top of the charts for you.
I will only get the game if there is a weight gain feature for Lucia/Online female character
>>744258679they didn't
i'm a fat ass enthusiast but i would've liked some fat titties too.
>>744258582the term "flop" as it has been used in the film industry for a long time describes lack of monetary success. you have to be 12 or just retarded to think that they are losing money on these shows
>>744260368>WELL ALL THOSE BAD ROCKSTAR GAMES BEFORE HAVE STILL SOLD LIKE CRAZY, INCLUDING THEIR RE-RELEASES, BUT THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT I SWEAR!!!!Go cope somewhere else. If you think “woke” means anything other than “thing I don’t like right now” you are legitimately retarded, it is a nothing word stripped of all meaning. Hate to break it to you, but the big popular thing is NEVER woke, because it’s big and popular and accessible and would NEVER EVER smuggle in ideas, EVER.
>>744236542Haha, can I get one of their numbers haha, as a joke haha cause that’s soooo gross haha
>>744261354>But the cheap pajeet made remakes sold!What exactly is the budget for GTA6, anon? What is the budget of it's marketing? What is the budget of GTA Online for 6, since it's releasing separately?
>>744261354>I don't know what woke isHere you go anon, I hope it helps.
>>744236046They are just going to rug pull the ass 1 week after launch like every other big developer does. The second they get that bag they make the ass smaller. Every. Fucking. Time.
>>744261457The budget that you are Jewing out over has virtually 0 to do with actual sales, which is what I’m talking about. Eye on the ball, now.>>74426150Let me guess, was the Odyssey woke too? Your conservative art is just NOT CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH. Woe upon ye! Sex with a Latina? When will it end? Your life is so difficult, I am literally crying for you while you suffer on the cross.
>>744257861you're such an out of touch fucking monkey it's hilarious
>>744237823>argentinians>White
>>744262103Argentinians are whiter than Americans but cannot talk shit because their country is a bitcoin ATM inside a vapeshop and my Marvel Rivals acct mogs their GDP.
>>744261892>it DOESN'T MATTER of we don't break evennew levels of cope>odysseyAnon, don't look!
>>744261892Why do troons type like that lmao
>>744262173I would figure a dude making a trilogy of dark ass films about great man theory would clue you in on his political standings and how he influenced film and made everything look like a moderate who eats at Chipotle’s idea of filmmaking. But nah, you are gonna reject your own culture and wonder why your culture is gonna decline while beaners shake their asses on you and I will laugh at you, raucously.
I only make passes at skinny girls with big asses. Petite black girls and latinas are like crack cocaine to me.
>>744255769>Rockstar is afraid of big tits and big butts?
>>744238102>LoveShe's horny for the potential white looking babies and her and her family ascension to Gringo.
I deserve a latina butt on my face
>>744263009The only character with big tits in GTA V were Michael's wife, daughter and that random secretary who got sucked by jet engine.
i've been trying really hard to get this fucking game out of my mind and you guys are making it impossible...it's still fucking 4 months away FFS. the way is fucking killing me.
>>744263419Should have watched the TV in GTAV. Lot of big tits in that
>>744236542that's all women bro...
>>744236542they're born to ride my 9 inch white cock but you're technically right
No default nude optionNo buyIt's 2026This game is for adultsthe world can handle it
>>744236542I have one at work who looks great and squats every day. She says she hates her dad and all men, but I'm the exception. If she has a problem she will complain about it, and I can't tell if it's healthy communication or not. This is my only experience with latina women. If they are too extroverted and assertive I don't think I can handle them since I'm introverted and agreeable.
>>744263651This is honestly fair, I remember you can sometimes spawn as Trevor in a dress with his full cock out. Usually he has underwear on but rarely he can have the whole thing hanging out. I think it’s fair to ask why you can’t be naked in this game if you be in 5.
>>744263651>This game is for adultspffhahaha
>>744263867Shouldn’t be my fault or problem that parents don’t control what kids buy with THEIR money
>>744263516That obviously doesn't count you shithead.
>>744263957What fuck why shouldn’t it?
>>744236714y u care about banging a girl whose family doesnt like you
>>744255627Im 30 and still cant comprehend that pathetic act
>>744263998She didn't appear in the game as NPC. it just like saying that sailor moon count as a citizen because you saw her on TV.
>>744264769That doesn’t make sense, the point is that the developers are afraid of big tits and big ass. If they put a character with fat tits, it shouldn’t matter if it’s 2d or 3d
Anyone with an IQ over 70 knows GTA died and ended at 4If you even played 5 you are a literal golem and deserve 6 to be $100 or more and I hope you get rinsed dry
>>744265025It matters because they are afraid of big tits and asses the player can interact with. Those tv character are non interactable, you cant hire those asses and kill them afterward to get your money back.
>>744265265This is a massive shift in goal posts. And doesn’t make sense either
>the fat-ass latina player can also rape, and be raped, with pregnancy and STD mechanics>targets and aggressors include: shotas, ugly bastards, dolphins, and more>also: in-depth fart mechanicsPreordering
>>744265265bro i remember spending at least an hour just at the strip club having fat ass and tits shaking right in front of my face. you could also hire street hookers like every other GTA.
>>744236542> I’m an american born spic and I have no idea how anyone finds these women attractive.They’re hot for a couple of years and the sex is great.
>>744236046is there a higher resolution image, nice wallpaper
