be honest.. this should have been $30 DLC
Why
>>744250738you don't even play games, you just want to cry because you're a big gay baby
>>744250904im playing it right now faggot, i just feel buyers remorse because i beat it in like 4 hours and the rest of the content is just higher difficulty settings
>>744251053>he watched guides, ignored the world and tried to rush through the game as fast as possible>now he's upset there's no more game leftyou ruined the game for yourself
>>744251053>4 hours Be less obvious next time you dumb faggot
>>744251053You're right. It could have very easily been a simple side campaign on the level of Octo Expansion without the padding. Seriously, it has 85 individual stages (plus Bottomless Buffet) while Octo Expansion has 80.
So everyone who called this a glorified DLC was right?
I have anti-Nintendo fatigue.
>>744251602>so were the sony cultists crying about the latest nintendo game right?as always, no
>>744251602That's assuming it doesn't get any content updates of its own. They haven't announced a roadmap like they do with normal Splatoon games, but there's a nonzero chance they'll remind us this exists a year from now with its OWN paid DLC.
Nintendo can't make a:>new ip>sequel>spin off>remakewithout (((people))) on this board pissing and shitting themselves
>>744250738its actually kinda is. everything got bumped up by $20 dollars. it's 50 digital and 60 for physcial. so before game price increase, it should have been 30/40 dollars.
>>744250738Anyone who played the roguelite DLC for Splatoon 3 knew this would be underwhelming.
>>744250904>big gay babySounds like the typical tendiephile to me.
>>744251617Get used to it, we're never going to stop.
>online required for local co-opUnjustifiable at any price
>>744253110Cope, schizo.
>>744253134>online required for local co-opIs that true?
>>744253229Well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad, but you still need to work on your schizo-fu to achieve a 100% success rate, I'm afraid.
>>744253110Who the fuck is Eric
>>744253572What the FUCK are you talking about
>>744253659I more or less find it amusing talking to you. Whatever schizo you are after, you have become one yourself.
>>744250738Ah yes an entire fucking game shoved into dlc, no compromises can fucking come out of that
>>744253848>Eric>Eric>EricMentally ill troon.
>>744253905>Eric>Eric>Eric>EricActually a mentally ill troon.
>>744253957>Eric>Eric>Eric>Eric>Eric
>>744250738the nortubel of splatoon
>>744252173I see, guess I'll wait then.
>>744253957Who is "everybody," schizo? The voices in your head don't count as a consensus.
>>744254339But I only see you doing the samefagging, schizo.
>>744254376He's genuinely a mentally ill schizo. I've seen him crop up in several threads. He's always after this Eric. Who is Eric? I don't know. But he's gotten it into his head that everyone is Eric.
>>744254578You're really bad at identifying this "Eric" bogeyman, aren't you? Maybe it's time to accept that he doesn't exist and you're just clinically insane.
>>744254737Hi I'm Eric.What proof would you accept that these other anons are not me?
>>744254737>fake cope imagesLol what? You can tell which posts are mine based on the Chrome.jpg filename, retard, and none of them are fake.
>>744254889So what would you accept as proof?
>>744254889Then why would I confirm that you got 2 out of 3 guesses right in my earlier response to you? Just accept that you're a schizophrenic retard.
>>744250738So was I right about being cautious about the pricing? Because Nintendo isn't going to be all the way with a discounted game.They are that greedy.
>>744255226Still not Eric, btw.
Why is the Switch 2 full of shitty spin-offs and DLCs instead of you know, actual new mainline releases
>>744255480Such as?
>>744253125You're wasting your life away on this online crusade against nintendo
>>744254470The real Eric did turn up in a random thread once and confirmed he is a tendie himself (that's him in the pic related), so the schizo has been engaging in friendly fire all along.
>>744255583Not if it's making you nincels this mad about it.
>>744255628That's not eric
>>744255702>Same moleFuck that might actually be himWhat is the story behind this image?>>744255628
>>7442510534 hours my ass you dumb retard.
>>744255681Oof, 2 out of 3 again, but still not a perfect 100% success rate, unfortunately. Keep trying, though, I'm rooting for you.
GODric BROKE me.
>>744255829He's holding it upside down, retard, but it absolutely is a switch. You just can't accept that your bogeyman turned out to be an ugly white incel, like most tendies tend to be.
>>744255865All me by the way.No but seriously, taking screenshots of posts is pointless when someone can justy use 4chanX or some shit.Also you're responding to a guy who regularly ban evades.
>>744255980Post the source that's Eric. I don't believe you
>>744255865Genuine question, do you genuinely think you're any less pathetic that the ericposter? Faggot, your entire life depends on shitting on a toy company, re-evaluate your life, maybe you'd look less pathetic if You didn't begin with blatant lies like this >>744251053 4 hours bullshit.>But I'm not samefagging, s-schizoThen you're even more pathetic by riding some lying faggot's scheme, kill yourself.
>>744255746Like I said, he turned up in a random thread claiming to be Eric and started posting pics of himself while insisting that, yes, he's a nintendo fan.
>>744256159Nobody is fooled by this "You're pathetic for bullying this multi-billion dollar company" bullshit, retard. Fuck off.
>>744255502Everyrhing? Yoshi's book, Pokopia, ACNH 3.0 update, Raiders, Warriors.... there's no actual main games
>>744256193That is Eric and the hater guy copes with nonsense like "he borrowed the switch and didn't even turn it on"
>>744250738>The greatest Nintendo game of all time for $30They could've easily charged $70 for this level of quality.
>>744257334>user ratingsPathetically desperate cope.
>>744257661>Little did Anon know, his opinion also falls into the category of User RatingOh, the irony.
>>744250738But then Raiders would effectively cost $80/$90 instead of $50/$60 and people would bitch endlessly about it.
>>744250738It should have been, yes. Unfortunately splatoon 3 is a switch 1 game and would not have been able to handle all the chaos happening in raiders, splatoon 3 drops fps constantly in higher levels of salmon run, I'm betting they really wanted to make s3 salmon run more intense and give players more tools to handle the onslaught but the shitty switch hardware could barely hold the mode together as it is.
>>744257334raiders is great but that level of glazing makes sense when you realize that this is the first looter shooter for a lot of tendies so it's like splatoon raiders just invented an entirely new genre for them.
The user ratings are definitely being botted by Splatoon fans no?
>>744257806Yes, being sandwiched between such "masterpieces" as Corey in the House and TLoU motherfucking Remastered is a true measure of quality, I'm sure.
>>744250738It's already a budget title. What's the benefit of having it require Splatoon 3 to play it, while also making Splatoon 3's standalone file size much larger?
>>744257982"splatoon fans" is not a large enough or fanatical enough contingent to do something like that, it's more that the people who enjoy it are rating it highly and it's just not a big enough release or popular enough series (in the west) to have people leaving negative reviews en masse
>>744253604Why are you still replying to this obvious troll
>>744257982Obviously not.
>>744257982i genuinely think it's people that haven't played looter shooters being exposed to their first one. duskbloods will likewise be the first extraction game that many people will play and that one isn't even relegated to just tendies because it will be the first one for many fromdrones too.
>>744257982They don't need bots, tendies really are just that fanatical.
>>744258395what's a better shooter looter? Because I have played some and it shits on them big time
>>744256582>>744256394>>744256381>>744257661>>744257858Nice sametrannying, Eric. The fact you thing you are making a difference is just patheticand the fact you spammed the same retarded images over and over until it got raped is too.and the fact you have those images to defend yourself proves it's you ;)
>>744258432i really liked borderlands 2 back in the day but i'm unsure how it holds up now. warframe was pretty cool too. the one thing i will say about raiders that sets it apart is that it's fun in single player whereas many other looter shooters only really pop off in coop(and coop is still an option in raiders but imo raiders is more fun solo)
>>744257982>>744258063>>744258236>>744258396>>744258395Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>744258395>genuinely think it's people that haven't played looter shooters being exposed to their first oneYeah people say that for every fucking Nintendo game and it's never correct.Remember when you dipshits tried to say that people only liked BOTW because it was the first open world game on Nintendo systems despite not even being the first open world Zelda game?If you're that pissed off about it that you have to make up lame coping mechanisms like this then you have severe NDS that n you need to sort out.
>>7442586391) it was absolutely true for botw and by extension, also true for mobilefags with genshin2) kill yourself for actually saying shit like "nds" with a straight face.
>>744258725Total Eric meltdown. BOTW and TOTK are considered masterpieces no matter how much you cry ;)
>>744258625both of those games are available for the switch so the idea that switch owners have never played a looter shooter falls off instantly.
That's the surprising thing with melties : they are pedestrian. You come into one of those threads, you've seen them all.
>>744258786Yeah, especially since he's melting down over Zelda again
>>744258595That's 2 out of 5 times you've been able to correctly identify my "samefagging," do better.
>>744258752just because it's on the system doesn't mean that they are playing it. there is a subset of gamer that only plays nintendo's big releases because it has more name brand appeal to them. splatoon is legitimately a big IP, perhaps moreso in japan, but it's still one of the big nintendo IPs in the west too. you used to see blizzdrones do this with blizzard's games too. overwatch was the first hero shooter for many wowfags/scfags/diablofags and it's not like they didn't have access to tf2 on pc.
>>744250738Complete idiot take of someone that's not played it.The game is obviously set to be it's own thing and outright would not work on the old console with the limits that salmon run/side order would reach.And it's not even the case of making for the old console and swapping, this was always set to make use of the Switch 2's increased performance.It's also got a bigger filesize then 3
>>744258725>it was absolutely true for botwNo, no it wasn't. I just said that it wasn't even the first open world Zelda game and you're still holding on to that belief? Open world games aren't even that uncommon on Nintendo systems, you had Xenoblade X two years before Botw as well. Then you have to take into account people who played open world games and bought Botw because it appealed to their tastes.Theres no way millions of people fit into this specific subset of gamers you've made up who have just refused to play an open world game until Botw.Like I said, you have NDS go sort it out you stupid nigger.
>>744258725>also true for mobilefags with genshinWut. Genshin's largest playerbase was on PlayStation you retard.
>>744258997Don't reply to Eric seriously anon. Ever since people began to detect him by his behaviour he's been screaming and calling everyone else Eric.
>>744257982The games actually popular.It even managed to top UK charts which was usually PS/Xbox central. This was done within 2 days instead of the full week.
>>744258997>>744259014Nice sametrannying, Eric. See >>744255989You lost and got raped.
>>744259232Nice sametrannying, Eric.
>>744251053>i beat it in like 4 hoursI spent like 40 hours in it, completing the whole game 100%. How the fuck did you beat it in 4 hours?
>>744259120>Xenoblade Xthat did not sell well, mostly because it was on the wii u. if most people did not play it, then that is not a point of reference for them.if you're going to sit here and go "actually, zelda 1 was open world" ignoring how much the genre has evolved since then, then you're a fucking moron. those games play nothing alike, botw has more in common than just cause than previous zelda games.>>744259179>Mobile (iOS & Android): Accounts for 65% of total players, driven by massive accessibility in Asian markets like China and Japan.>PC (Windows): Accounts for 25% of the player base, popular for precision controls and higher graphical fidelity.>Console (PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X/S): Accounts for 10% of total players,
>>744259353Nice sametrannying, Eric. Zelda raped you ;)
>>744259353>Accounts for 65% of total players, driven by massive accessibility in Asian markets like China and Japan.WAS, nigga, WAS.Don't use AI that's going to give you information about the current day, we're talking about when it released. They killed it for ps4 if I remember right and that killed the PlayStation playerbase.
>>744259461are you lost? people sucked off genshin because it was their first open world game because it was the first one on mobile, people that didn't play botw went through their botw moment with genshin. snoys were jerking off over that shitty horizon game before genshin was out and it's not like witcher 3 wasn't mega popular.
>>744259270Nah, only a schizo who samefags unironically would even know how to do that, normal people wouldn't even consider editing images like that. All I need to do is simply hit the screenshot button to completely debunk your claims, it's that easy. Still not Eric, btw.
If anyone is wondering why the usual suspects particularly unhinged, it's because the quarterly financial updates are happening this week.It's like their last chance to force a narrative, somehow hoping it will change things.
>>744259353>that did not sell well, mostly because it was on the wii u.And how does that change anything exactly? Do you think there are people that didn't play X and Botw? And again there was a previous open world Zelda game as well as this>Then you have to take into account people who played open world games and bought Botw because it appealed to their tastes.It's incredibly unlikely that Botw was someone's first open world game.>actually, zelda 1 was open world"ALBW you fucking moron. It was open world
>>744259572See >>744259270You lost and got raped ;)Eric, only you think posting a objectively debunked image helps you
>>744259559>because it was the first one on mobileWhat the actual fuck are you talking about? That's a full on lie even the ps2 GTA games were ported to mobile years before Genshin was even a thought in Mihoyo's headAnd this >people sucked off genshin because it was their first open world gameHappened because it wasn't on Nintendo systems.Did you just live in a completely different world to us?
>>744258625BL2 gets very grindy at a certain point, even for a looter shooter. Also goddamn do I hate the writing as well as slag damage, and do I wish that game had the ice damage, double jumps and ground slams from Pre-Sequel. Didn't play past that game so I got no clue what BL3 is like, but I heard the enemies are bullet sponges and the game is bloated as fuck.
>>744250738Maybe you should try getting a job.
>>744259254That’s not unusual anon. New releases tend to top the charts, especially in a time of year that is normally slow anyway.
>>744260061Not Nintendo games usually that's what makes it unusual. Even new games in the UK tend to fall behind the more generic ball and gun ones.
>>744259659>And how does that change anything exactly?because if people didn't play it, then they have no frame of reference for it like i said.>ALBW you fucking moron. It was open worldthis is the equivalent of saying that lttp and oot are the same because they had the same structure. oot was a much difference experience because it was 3d and it's the same case here with albw and botw. >>744259753>Happened because it wasn't on Nintendo systems.the entire world didn't all come together to spite nintendo. not even gonna bother with the rest because holy fuck.
>>744260157Nice sametrannying, Eric.And yes, you shilled gacha trannypact to desperately shit on botw.
>>744250738
>>744255628
>>744260157>because if people didn't play it, then they have no frame of reference for it like i said.In other words you're just going to pretend and not address anything that was said. You've gotten to the point where you're denying that ALBW was open world.You're never going to be correct about this or Splatoon anon.
>>744260269Hey look it’s the resident “everyone I disagree with is Eric” subhuman mental patient lmao how’s being dickless treating you?
>>744260856Anyone can claim to be "Eric," but the guy that posted in that thread was the only one to provide photographic proof before the rise of AI image manipulation.
>>744255746>Same mole>missing the head mole>missing the one under his eye>missing one of the ones on his left cheek>big one is too highIf you think that's him then I have a bridge to sell you.
>>744251683>coping this hardHow sad
>>744261015To a mentally ill tendie, anyone that talks shit about nintendo is Eric, not unlike a leftist calling anyone who disagrees with them a nazi.
>>744261072Here's one now.
>>744261072Meant for >>744261015
>>744250738I've already forgotten it
To be clear, the one spamming 'Nice sametrannying, eric' is eric. This is something he does.
No, you should spend $80, Nintendo deserves it.
>>744261123Another shitting in your Splatoon loving mouthMad lol
>>744261103Cope, AI wasn't even a thing at the time Eric posted those pics of himself, he's just another ugly nincel loser like most of you nincels are. Still not Eric, btw.
Shouldnt this just been a side mode in a switch 2 Splatoon 4? Why would I bother with this when 4 is in the oven?>t. Never played a splatoon before
>>744261143Wrong and smelly to boot, splatrooners can only seethe and deflect
Why did the funny squid game set the shizos off like this?
Daily anti Nintendo thread, in cohort with the anti elden ring threads and all anti Japan threads. ( all amerimutt coded, might occasionally be Chinese but they mostly keep to their gacha slop threads ).
>>744260968>u've gotten to the point where you're denying that ALBW was open world.i never did that, i actually directly inferred that it was with the lttp to oot comparison where i said both have the same structure.do you think lttp and oot are the same thing? i don't, the jump to 3d is a very big difference in how oot played and the same holds true for albw and botw. the best example of how much difference the jump to 3d can make is gta 2 to gta 3.
>>744251053>i beat it in like 4 hours
>>744261371I genuinely think it's just seething over being unable to afford a Switch 2.
>>744261203Whoever the schizo is, he's doing a bang-up of helping us derail tendie threads, so you might be right.
>>744261645I have a Switch 2 and always thought Splatoon was a gay ass children’s franchise with one of the most embarrassing fanbases in existence. Trannies just happen to love it as well.
>>744261294This is a singleplayer/co-op game. 4 will be a primarily competitive multiplayer game with a short campaign and hopefully another co-op side mode.They are different games that, despite being in the same series, do different things.
>>744261706If you feel so insecure about enjoying video games for "gay ass children", I don't know why you bought a Switch 2. Or play video games at all for that manner. You're already an uncool loser for playing games, playing "mature" games like GTA or COD doesn't make you any more mature.
It's all my girl has been playing and I am going insane from hearing the god damned penis music all day.Shitposters are retarded because she's easily gotten 25+ hours already, but jesus christ who the fuck greenlit this music?
>>744250738Before gamergate that would've been a free update anonyou are so mind broken by the modern gaming industry you think a glorified update is worth half the price of the main game
>>744261786It's salmon music. I'm not kidding, this is the kind of music salmonoids make in the setting of Splatoon.
>>744261772> if you feel insecureStopped reading there, type in a way that’s not extremely feminine. What’s there to be insecure about? It’s a corny children’s franchise that grown men and trannies suck off and fetishize. Low hanging fruit that’s easy to make fun of lol
>>744261786It's fish music. You wouldn't get it.
>>744261889It's fun.
>>744261878You know what, that's so autistic of an answer that I kind've respect it more.
>>744250738>hourly snoy seething at nintendo thread
>>744251053Bait used to be believable
So all Switch 2 owners are effectively being fined $60 just for owning this console? What if I’m not interested in rebuying a game mode from Splatoon 3? Didn’t that game have both salmon run and the rogue like DLC? What’s the point of this? Every thread is either just schizoposting or gooning to shiver. Is that all this is?
>>744261869I would never own a switch 2 when I can just emulate it on my PC
>>744260394well i respect the fact it took this long for the nintoddies to complain about le snoys
Every time snoys resort to made up news or hyperbole, all it does it lessen the believability of their narratives. Nowadays, I just assume any kind of negative Nintendo news is made by seething snoys or 3rd worlders angry that the Switch 2 isn't 100% emulatable.
>>744261889>>744262015>>744262041Nice sametrannying, Eric.I guess you fell for another trannylator scam ;)
>>744250738I hate DLC, I hope they make all games proper game releases instead of DLC from now onI hope DLC dies forever
IS YOUR PLAYER CHARACTER MALE OR FEMALE, ANSWER RIGHT NOW.
According to the fine people over at the Guardian, Splatoon Raiders is a critical blunder on the level of Drag x Drive, Redfall and WB's live service Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Where can I find these mind blowing modern cooperative action games that will have me saying splatoon raiders more like bore raiders
>>744261984Not even shitting, every song playing during Splatoon gameplay comes from an in-universe band. The standard Salmonoid band is called Omega-3, but for Raiders it's another band called DHA. They even have actual brands for the weapons and clothing and other shit like brand logos on top of soda cans that are consistent, they put a lot of effort into it.
>>744262152It can be whatever you want but they all look the same. The hairstyles are fairly unisex.
>>744262061>>744262179Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>744262179It becomes very clear they played for 30 minutes and assumed the rest of the game repeated.
>>744262207Reason they couldn't reuse Omega-3 is due to the cellist parting ways with Nintendo so they had to make up a new band. It's also why Omega 3 never got new tracks in all of 3's lifecycle, just remixes.
>>744262279You retard, that anon >>744262179 was clearly being sarcastic.
>>744262179>Where can I find these mind blowing modern cooperative action games that will have me saying splatoon raiders more like bore raidersAre you implying the review is implying those exist? Point of the review is it's like every other run of the mill looter shooter.I guess you just have zero reading comprehension. Sad!
Why can't snoys make their own thread to talk and be excited about the amazing games they get from their jewish overlords?
>>744262471is this a looter shooterwhat does it do better
>>744262096Nintendo is pro-trannyism though
>>744262674Yep, that's why there's none of it in their games and temp localizers have to try and force it
>>744262735>>744262881the squidgame this thread is about is full of trannys...
>>744262735Are the troonslaters to blame for Birdo's existence?
>>744262937Uh-huh. There's not a single one in game but sure.
>>744250738I’m almost certain this was just a mode for Splatoon 4 and some suit-type at Nintendo insisted they release it as its own game
>>744262947No, the joke was always the Birdo was a mentally ill and weird dream creature. That said they removed it from later games.Funny isn't it, Birdo is actually an example of erasure
>>744256159There are legit schizophrenics on this board. What's worse is people aren't even replying to correct them anymore.IP counter would average 12 per thread on average I bet. It's clearly some mentally unstable person and mods won't do shit about it.There's a new Nintendo switch 2 game every month so there won't be an end to this at all.
A special guest will appear in "How I Fell in Love with Star Fox", the Star Fox review.
>>744264231And look who appeared
>>744250738I really hope Nintendo stop making DLC and start releasing more games like this that are properly separate entries. I will never buy DLC but I don't mind playing new games
>>744250738Isn't it $50?
>>744264609Fuck off ACFag, this is a thread for splatoon, not another place to blog as your false-flagging persona
>>744264756I am not him.And you are going to find out tomorrow morning.
>>744264852Yeah sure Acfag
100% an act to be the most annoying interpretation of a fan whilst also never being targeted by the people that would mock him.
>>744265286Yup.
>>744265286It's not even original, Eric has bee doing shit like this for years but he at least went the extra mile and faked owning a switch
>>744257334>>744257982If you asked me I think it’s an overreaction due to the fact that it’s the first worthwhile switch 2 game in a long time and thus people are praising it far higher than it deserves. I mean, just look at this year’s switch 2 lineup so far>pokopia is femoid shit no real gamer’s gonna touch>mario tennis fever was an overprice shitty sport game>yoshi and the mysterious book is the same babyshit yoshi’s always been>star fox is yet another 64 remake>everything else has been “switch 2 editions” (glorified DLC)>tomodachi life and rhythm heaven groove aren’t even switch 2 games>the rest of the year isn’t looking too promising eitherSo when you finally get a game that doesn’t make you regret owning a switch 2 you’re gonna suck its dick harder than usual as thanks for being one of the few worthwhile purchases. Not to say it’s bad game, it’s pretty good, just not THAT good. Give it some time and you’ll see opinions mellow out more. They won’t flip on opinion, but they’ll start going >”really, we thought RAIDERS deserved to be the highest-rated nintendo game”
>>744265926Or it could just be a good game and you find that fact so irritating that you have to go through an absurd amount of mental gymnastics to downplay it.
>>744266117this
>>744265926>pokopia is femoid shit no real gamer’s gonna touchYou mean like animal crossing which sold around 50 million meaning 1 in 3 Switches have it.
>>744266117I explicitly said it was pretty good retard, just that its immensely high praise is being driven by other factors that elevate it more than it normally would. Release it alongside a more robust switch 2 lineup and it would be just another strong entry than “the highest user-rated nintendo game in history”
