Which shelter is the correct choice?
>>744291337Bunker A and have Steve dig to the other bunkers. I win
>>744291337What kind of conversations would Armstrong and Eggman have?
>>744291337bunker c, sex with shiver, don't care if I ever leave, would fuck sexy grunty too if that's possible
>>744291337How would AM even do anything in Bunker A?
>>744291764computers
>>744291337Bunker A because I can’t out-fuck wario. No one can.
>>744291337>tranny shit on B>deltatroon shit on CA, I would nuke the fuck out of bunker B and C and rape Mario every day.
>>744291337A seems like the best choice because steve can take care of most things regarding upkeep and maintenance, you've got medic (and I guess technically mario) for health issues and it's got rouge. flowery and noisette are largely non issues I think, and harry and am would just make each other kill themselves I think
>>744291337B looks like it has the least insufferable characters. I don't know much about the fnaf guy though I hope he doesn't kill us.
>>744291337B since it has Bridget and Tails and I'm a Faggot
rouge is my wifeI have nonstop sex with her while steve builds us a cave home for all of our babies and everyone else fucks off we will repopulate the earth my balls will always be empty, her tummy will always be full of life, her boobs always swollen with milk, and we will be happyactually fuck the surface everyone else can leave we stay in our cave cuddling and having wild lovey dovey sex with nothing but creampies forever
Bunker C is full of loonies (and probably smells bad too), so i can already rule it out. I have my doubts on bunker a. If it's ruled by AM, then everyone in there is getting tortured eternally, so i would choose bunker B. If not, then i go to bunker A.
>>744292468>he doesn't know
>>744291337Don't know what the :3 face in B is but otherwise that one seems like the best. Avoiding AM, Medic, Wario, and Gruntilda at all costs.
>>744291337hello twitter. im gay btw
>>744292236Wario is a volcel sigma though
AM made the only girl in the group a turbo slut that fucked all the other males in the original story, so A. A little bit of infinite torture is worth it for sex with Rouge
I would load myself with sunscreen and hunt down each bunker, cutting off ventilation and then moonwalking away
>>744291534Probably not much, Armstrong would have a much more interesting conversation with Wario.
>>744291337> Bunker B will reek of death cause of Springtrap> Bunker C will reek of garlic and fish cause of Wario and ShiverBunker A, also depending on the situation we might be able to get AM to shut up.
>>744291337Where is Saddam Hussein?
>>744297290in the nutty putty cave
>>744291337Bunker A.How is that even a question?Ignore the bad sides, personality faults of the characters, and look only at their skills: bunker A wins.
>>744291337A and B will both result in death or worse 99.9% guaranteed even if they also have more fun guysC is the only one where your chance of death is mitigable
>>744291337>bunker A has a guy whose entire purpose is digging out bunkers into luxury homes with cool lava wallswhat the actual fuck do B and C have
A would be a more pleasant experience.C would build a stronger world, if they can wait that long without killing each other.B would be miserable.
Why do B and C have a 50/50 split for villains, but A has none?
>Athat's fucking AM>Bgood God the drama and the rape. guaranteed civil war within weeks if not days>CWins by fucking default as I am positive that armstrong started the nuking in the first place and won't tolerate eggmanbesides I'd totally help grunty get like... a normal bod by sapping one of the two girls
>>744297857>>744297765>>744297672These fools don't know what middle right is on A
>>744296864it's tough, but bunker B. can't risk AM being in control. also would be nice to be on K. Rool's dick while I'm penetrating Bridget who is penetrating Tails
>>744291337Who the fuck would choose to stay in a bunker with AM?Third one is the only option, we are killing gruntilda and we will be chilling.If I'm somehow stuck in a bunker with bridget for 10 years he'll gain back all his masculinity from the amount of residual testosterone I'll be pumping into him.
>>744298004fuck is AM gonna do in a 10 foot by 10 foot cube with none of the millions upon millions of miles of printed circuits he needs to actually do anything
Bunker C is locked in to protect the world lol.
>>744298176and how is it AM if he doesn't have those things?maybe its AM cloud version
>>744291337The green skinned girl in bunker C (not Gruntilda, the other one that looks like a cartoon) is from a game where the developer repeatedly talks about the shits she takes and how over-active her digestive system is. Choose Bunker C at your own peril.
Its so obviously C right
>>744298004>>744298176Somehow I think Harry could defeat it accidentally by being so depressed and insane that the computer can't handle it
>>744298371Or worse, he'd have *philosophical debates* with it.
>>744291337>steve can just build new bedrock bunkers and/or go to the other ones>doctor can heal you objectively correct choice
>>744298454Medic is at likely to gestate a baboon inside a uterus he surgically implants in you as he is to ever heal youAnd given his company AM is going to be egging him on the whole time
>>744291337Shelter B. Shelter C has the smelliest motherfucker alive aka Wario who wouldn't hesitate to rip ass in an enclosed space if it meant he gets more food and water to survive.
>>744298505OP DID YOU FUCKING PUT MEDIC IN THERE AS A REFERENCE TO NIMDOKYOU CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER
>>744291337>AYoure gonna get killed>BYoure gonna get killed>CMan it stinks here
>>744291337A is the best choice. It has Steve so when you're out of the bunker civilization will be rebuilt in a week. You could say Eggman can do that to but C also has Gruntilda who's smell alone is a biohazard and she'll probably curse you on week one for some inane reason.
im going to have to praise the sun on this onenot getting imprisoned with any of those circus freaks
>>744298454You just want to fuck Rogue the bat.
>>744298734You're wrong on the C part. It has three of the smelliest and most disgusting people there that wouldn't hesitate to use it as a power move.
>>744298841don't talk about my man dedede like that alright
>>744298841After a while you'd just go nose deaf and be immune to it all.
>>744298886>and eventually, anon stopped thinking
>>744291436fippybippy
>>744298886You wouldn't last the day though
>>744291337Middle bunker so I can cum inside Bridget while krool cums in me
>>744291337>ainsufferable>bcancer>ca fate worse than deathI choose death.
B so I can cum in Susie and Bridget while mynt watches.
>>744298004just unplug it or have steve mine it
>>744298004I'll take AM over the Paraphore computer with easy access to children in B
>>744291337as far as I can tell, "A" has the most mutes or verbally restrained characters, so it would be most bearableMedic could teach you a lot of cool shit, and Rouge would probably get you while you're asleepB and C have too many downsidesB>Obnoxious villains and retardsC>obnoxious turbo egoistic villains and an overall reddit aura
Bunker B>tails can invent some useful gadgets to make things bearable>Ado can paint unlimited food and even portals elsewhere>Bridget sex
>>744291337Bunker C is unfathomably kino but I need to go to Bunker A to personally murder the commie game guy and meet my hero Mario
What is AM I've read the story, but I don't know where that name comes from. I think the TRIPLE H computer would be a better name (HATE HATE HATE)
>>744299264Allied Mastercomputer
>>744299264Allied Mastercomputerabsorbed the soviet and sino computers to become an insane caged god
>>744291337Bunker A has Minecraft Steve. he could mine underground, make the bunker even bigger and find rare minerals. Big Smoke could keep you high for a long time in Bunker B. Wario could dutch oven the fuck out of Bunker C.
>>744291337I like how the only genuinely scary villain in that lineup is Doctor Robotnik.
>>744300527>Eggman>genuinely scaryAre you 10
ok but real talk
Do jews really think they can survive in bunkers?
>>744291337Bunker C would smell like shit
>>744300771A will smell after he diesI couldn't find BI have a lot of questions for the guys who carry the signs that project shadows
>>744291337C easily. That's the fun bunker, full of people who know how to get shit done with sheer willpower and smarminess. Also likely to be the best defended and armed bunker on Earth.
>not adventuring with Wario in the irradiated wasteland
>>744300882Yeah but would they tolerate each other?
>>744292997>he doesn’t knowWhat a predictable creature…
AM wouldn't be able to find fault in Mario and nintendo always wins babey
>>744300943Sort of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo
>>744301114Three Stooges is the unfunniest gayest shit in history, and nothing is a greater indicator of a jewish writer than pretending that shit is good.
>>744300882Putting too many people like that in a small place is a recipe for disaster
>>744291337so i'm either cracking rouge, bridget, or shiver for 10 yearsehhh i'll take C cause wario shenanigans would be fun and eggman would probably invent some cool shit
>>744291337Bunker A might not actually be that bad.Yes, AM is there, but it's 10 years, which to AM is like a blink of the eye and chances are he couldn't do a whole lot in 10 years.
>>744291337A
>>744300882C is filled with Psychopaths who wouldn't think twice in killing you.
>>744291337I was thinking through B and C until I saw Bunker A has STEVE.Motherfucker wouldn't need to make the surface inhabitable he'd have grabbed some shit before coming in and be able to mass produce food and all resources right away. Then its just a matter of letting him build a sickass underground paradise filled with more shit than we could ever need.By week 2 it'd probably be miles long and have every plant growing just fine through MC bullshit.>But A has AM!!!AM literally cannot do shit outside of its setting.Sex with Rouge
>>744292860Bro, It's just AM, it doesn't have the planet worth of circuits to do anything, just piss on it.
>>744291337Gruntilda is my favorite childhood vidya character and Spamton is my favorite modern vidya character but i don't think i would enjoy hanging with them
>>744301024kek
>>744291764Could he even fit in the bunker
>>744297857Depending on your definition of villain, bunker C can have as many as 6 of them with Dedede, Wario, Armstrong, Gruntilda, Spamton and Eggman. I know nothing about the other 2 so i don't know if they can be considered villains
>>744291337>DeltatroonFuck off to /vg/ right now
>>744291337Why the FUCK is mynt here??????
>>744291337Fuck it we go with A I'm probably dead
>>744291337Bunker C would be deadlier than the outside world because of Wario and Gruntilda's smell
>>744296864zesty niggas and women that exclusively want breed with me I'm in
A is endless suffering if AM gets in control of the bunker.B requires K Rool to destroy Springtrap before it kills everyone else.C is sex with Shiver and then sex with Gruntilda after she steals Shiver's beauty.Easy C choice.
>>744291337>A has fucking AM in it. Fuck that shit>B has William Afton in it. Fuck that shit >C doesn’t have a murderous monster that can’t be bargained withA hard choice indeed
I can't leave my man in the dry.
>>744304791fuck off to vg
>>744291337AM isnt even a threat, id just have steve remove blocks from him until he shut up.
>>744291337C, without question. It would basically be 10 solid years of giving Shiver the mating press while everyone else has a pissing contest to see who can Saturday Morning Cartoon Supervillain the hardest. Except maybe the green one with the red hair above Robotnik? I honestly have no idea who the fuck that is.
>>744291337A and B are non-starters due to AM and fnaf monster. C wouldn't be too bad, robotnik and armstrong are goofballs and you'd still get to plap shiver and grunty
She would go for king dedede not (You). Don’t kid yourselfs
>>744299264>>744299291>>744300182You guys are forgetting WHY its "allied mastercomputer"He is calling himself God. When God was asked to identify himself, he did not have a name, because no one named him, so he simply said "I am" Christ later uses this to btfo pharisees when they want to know who he is.
>>744292860If we're going by smell, Bunker B would be the worst with Springtrap and Bridget.
>>744305478KEK true
>>744291337The correct choice is to stand outside in the nuclear hellfire and be spared your abysmal taste.
Women stick and smell like shit so whichever one has the least women.
>>744305478You got me there
Is springtrap alone the real threat or is it the fact that Susie might "Optimize" him?
>>744304791stay in v
>>744291337>Bunker ADepends on how much power AM has. If he’s basically a god like in the short story then fuck that shit but if he’s just stored on some computer or phone he’s harmless. Medic might be a problem but he only seems to do his really fucked up experiments on people he hates, if you’re not an asshole to him he’s chill. >Bunker BTWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT>Bunker C Wildcard. Eggman can create a technological utopia underground but that only happens if all the people there grovel before him. Dedede and Armstrong might be pragmatic enough to do that but Wario won’t. Spamton would also try to backstab Eggman to gain a Metal Spamton body.
>>744306097No you leave too tranny
>>744306107Don't forget that Gruntilda and Annie will STINK to high heaven.
>>744306158you could always consider suicide
>>744306326Says the troon. I'm tired of seeing your faggot game everywhere on /v/ you don't belong here
>>744291337Bunker C seems like the safest option. Bunker A is a complete meme option.>>744304085With some effort.
I feel like A and B are unpickable since you will get murdered asap by AM/Springtrap
>>744304731A has means to destroy AM and heroes who'd want to do it.
>>744291337Is that the fucking HATE MACHINE from "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" in Bunker A?
>>744306509Are you sure you can survive Wario and Grunty's smell? Spamton probably smells like shit too, the dude lives in a trash can
>>744304085nopehis original form was at least one 1960s tech supercomputer (i forget if the merging of 3 of them thing was just game lore) which would probably require at least a whole bunker of his ownand later on obviously he turns the whole planet into himself but i guess he could be occupying bunker D and just have a terminal in A or something
i see rouge i pick rouge simple as
>>744306543Presuming AM has a fraction of his considerable power, what the fuck is Mario, Flowery, Rouge and Steve gonna do? They’re getting turned into fleshy lumps and the bunker will be a torture chamber for AM’e amusement.
>>744291337>A100% certain death or worse>Bhighly likely to die>CWill most likely live but will be annoying
>>744291337Stop forcing me to look ar tour tranny shit
>>744306915Flowery can for sure tank that shit, Mario is my fuarking hero he'd definitely bing bong wahoo some bullshit, and Steve is a beast. If one ordinary human can trick AM, I'm sure all my HEROES could stop him.
>>744307016I don’t rate their chances at all personally but you do you anon…
>>744305478and the paraphore computera lot of scat
AM is free materials for Steve to craft with.
>>744296864Kek
>>744291337A is the most survivable but probably painful, outside of competent fellas, it has medic that's going to resurrect you whether you like it or not, and there's AM.B, I sense a weird orgy vibe.C is fun for a day, but people there are going to feel insufferable after a while.
>>744291337>bunker 1>everyone gets killed by the medic>bunker 2>everyone gets killed by fnaf thing and krool>bunker 3>everyone gets killed by armstrongi mean no matter which one you pick you're doomed either wayso i'm picking whatever one at random and turbofast raping rouge/adeleine/shiver before we all die
>>744291337realistically, everyone would have gotten murdered by armstrong>but eggman-that's classic robotnik you fag.>b-but stevecant counter nanomachines.only shiver and maybe rouge will be alive to be kept as TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTIC COCKSLEEVES
>>744310926There's no reason for Armstrong to kill you if you let him in power, others will probably object but one bonk is enough to let him be the king.The problem is you don't know what he'd do once he's in power, he might want to start fucking Shiver or it could be wholesome like how he lead Desperados.
>>744291337if you go to bunker C you will die
>>744311324Bunker B has a fucking fnaf demonWhats gonna happen in bunker C? Robotnik and Armstrong either become best friends or will never stop flinging verbal shit at each other for your entertainment
>>744311401Nigga springtrap might kill himself upon looking at bridgett, do you think he'd want to deal with a tranny? no
>>744311526Bridget is a trap not a tranny no matter how much troons try to co-opt him
>>744291337AM would open the bunker doors and kill everyone
>>744291337Are these the characters in the bunker or the games? If it’s the characters I am going to go the genocide route and kill all the non-humans which includes Steve and niggers
>>744291337All of these are filled with psychos and mentally ill people that will kill you, but Bunker B has that hot blue girl in the middle so I pick that one on the off chance I can somehow have sex with her
>>744311401Anon, sooner or later Everyone will die in C.
>>744291337I pick B for Bridget Bussy
People harp on about AM but literally just pull the plug on him. Or have Steve mine him into non-existence.
>>744311948he would immediately vent radioactive dust into the bunker or somethingyou might be able to destroy him but hes gonna take you down with him
>>744312001>take you down with himnigga half the character in bunker A would immediatly rape him
>>744312106you're assuming they all know what AM is and what it's done, which they dont
AM isn't having a good day. Would GLaDOS fare any better in hopes of killing everyone?
>>744306767But the game was called Killer 7...
cooking a part 2, give me like 10 minutes
>>744311401Anything in a ten-foot radius of Gruntilda just gets suicidal. She's that disgusting. And Annie from Antonblast wouldn't shower either.
>>744291337C is the most survivable by far. What are you idiots on about?
>>744312223>which they dontHe'd immediatly get touched by either flowery or steveAM would likely get raped sexually by rouge, and that's not taking into account mario, the noises wife and the DOKTOR (charge me!)
>>744305373To have a name means someone owns you. God basically BTFO all the other religions with some simple logic
>>744312323>he didn't play the sequel
>>744312985Wario will gas bunker C and everyone will die.
>>744306767That's weird there's just one dude here
>>744299146One question that needs to be answered is what Mint are we dealing with. If it's the shitty AI stuck in failing hardware, they can't do anything. If it's the reality warping thoughtform they become at the end of the game by merging with the extradimensional aliens, then they have the highest powerlevel out of all the characters and a connection to a hivemind that validates all their worst behavior. People worrying about AM haven't played Paraphore and they are better for it.
>>744313264>paraphoreisnt that a flashgame? barely anyone ever played it
>>744291337Yeah I'm staying on the surface for that one
>>744313450>not choosing bunker C and letting armstrong kill everyone and following himngmi
>>744293191its some ai from this text vore/furryshit sexpest game
>>744313414It's basically a shock/gross-out porn VN about how depraved furries are, it runs the gamut of shit that puts you on a list. At it's core it has some interesting ideas, but 99% of people will rightfully turn it off at the first scene. Even knowing what to expect and liberally skipping scenes, it's a hard read.
>>744291337Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be up on the surface.
>>744313264I'll take "incredibly fucked up furry fetish AI" over "spend eternity with razor blades spontaneously manifesting in your urethra" AI, thanks.
>>744313659bold of you to assume that the latter wouldn't also happen to you with mint
>>744313681...Yeah, I was actually thinking that as I was typing it out.
>>744298505>Medic is at likely to gestate a baboon inside a uterus he surgically implants in you as he is to ever heal youAnd it's going to work! Once Steve reaches the nether, the good doctor have all the pigmen body parts he needs to turn everyone else into superhumans.
>>744291337B for the lolitraprobot sex
>>744291337>AProbably the tamest option, but you'd have to deal with the detective and noid's schizo episodes while Medic occasionally does some wacky experiments that can easily kill everyone. Worst case scenario, you can likely expand the bunker or build a new one with Steve and Rouge. Mario is a wild card depending on if he's normal or has the personality from the RPGs>BMultiple villains would fuck things up, whether it's K.Rool blowing up the bunker or the FNAF character trying to kill everyone. If you're lucky, Tails could whip up a device to safely explore the surface before the 10-year waiting period.>CHighest risk bunker, but it's probably the best one overall. Armstrong/Eggman/Grunty could potentially get into fights with other bunkermates for various reasons (e.g. Grunty trying to steal Shiver's looks), Spamton is a 50/50 on either schizoing the fuck out and causing problems or running a bottlecap economy to try and scam everyone, Wario would likely gas the whole bunker, but Eggman can easily invent something to prevent that since Grunty already stinks as it is. Eggman could hypothetically make an invention to safely explore the surface early, but there is a decent chance he'll fuck off on his own instead of letting everyone go.Dedede could realistically tard wrangle everyone into behaving if he were elected as the bunker leader; Armstrong would most likely respect his strength (both as a ruler, and his personal might) enough to stand down, and Eggman wouldn't care much about being "supreme leader of the bunker" if he has his own space to build shit and is respected as the tech authority (unless it's comics Eggman, but even then that'd be a coinflip) as he is capable of chilling out as long as that DAMN BLUE HEDGEHOG isn't around.
>>744291337CCFuck you, C would be so much fun. Of course the fat fucks and armstrong are gunna eat all the food, but at least they'd be fun.A has AM and Flowery constantly fucking scheming against eachother and Medic enabling everything AM does. It's hell.B is just gay.
Round 2 electric boogalooWhich one do you choose now?
>>744291337Imagine choosing any option other than having sex with Rouge for 10 years straight
>>744315023Are you retarded?Why would I choose anything other than Malon and Samus?
>>744315157well you could be a furry or a clankerfucker
>>744291337Bunker C if just to chill with Wario
>>744315023>aas long as caim and beatrice take each other out it should be chill morrigan sex>bcertain death and doom because noita guy accidentally casts the sun>ccould be nightmarish but worth it for the roll onahole>dthis one seems safest?>envm this one is safest, 2b solos everyone>funcle death can carry, so i pick this one actually
>>744315023>Csonic and travis easily handle the villains, sissel just hangs out, enjoy roll and curly robocunny>Detna handles gigyas, otherwise pretty safeevery other bunker is a badend waiting to happen
>>744315397i don't see 2b beating ganon, i think his magic fucks her up even without triforce bullshit coming into play
>>744315528>sonic and travis easily handle the villains, sissel just hangs out, enjoy roll and curly robocunnydelta will just mindhaccC is a certain death>etna handles gigyas, otherwise pretty safei don't think snake and phoenix can take on dagoth ur so that's also fucked
>>744291337Flowery because he's based and has hax bullshit for whatever your basic needs are.
>>744315564the nameless one can take on ganon i think
>>744315023>picking anything other than rollcunnyishiggydiggy
>>744315023>implying Ridley isn't too big to fit in the bunker
>>744315764The E stands for (E)xtra spacious bunker.
>>744291337ebin op number>bunker a>filled with three psychopaths, one of them will non-stop seeth at everyone>has rouge the bat>she 100% will have sex with harry, not with (you)iunno, medic, harry and flowery are pretty fun people + there's mario, but AM would be a fucking buzzkill (if we consider that AM is downgraded to a companion-cube, because he won't fit in such bunker)>bunker b>has fucking springtrap, king k rool, and big smoke of all peoplebig no>bunker c>has KING DEE DEE DEE, WARIO, SENATOR ARMSTRONG, EGGMAN AND SPAMTONi choose 10 years of philosophical debates with based /v/ kings
>>744315397>certain death and doom because noita accidentally casts the sunwho do you think caused the shit that's going on outside, anon
>>744291337C is clear winner option, it will be chill and you get to all pass around shiver.>>744315023This one is much harder, either A, C or E have the best chance of survival imo.For my money I'm going for C here too.
>>744315585>delta will just mindhacci think there is enough precedent for multiple characters in there to get around thattravis is just stupid and horny enough that he can either ignore it or 4th wall break his way around it. thinking about it, sissel might be capable of outright ignoring the mind hack too>i don't think snake and phoenix can take on dagoth ur so that's also fuckedconsidering how he's defeated, i could see midna or etna still defeating himsnake and kiryu could potentially handle it too with author fiat too, given the amount of supernatural bullshit in MGS/yakuza, but that's admittedly a bit of an asspull
>>744315023E easily. Gordon and 2B take out Ridley and Ganon while I strangle the knife twink.
>>744316006fair enough, I still think E has the best chances because 2b can actually put up a fight in addition to be the sex sleeve option
>>744314158>>A>Probably the tamest optionAM says hello.>inb4 "yeah but what could he do?"Wrong question. Anyone in the bunker could become his pawn unwillingly in some 4D chess type of way. Having him in your bunker is literally asking for trouble.C really is the best option because most of the people there can be bargained with, and those who can't are not a huge threat. There would be a strong hierarchy of leadership and if (You) end up as the low-rung janitor slave then so be it.
>>744315023Very easy, it's F.>door-kun solos the radiance>cj strangles that cracka james>uncle death solos V2>you're left with malon wife and side ho samusThis is the only correct option.
you guys keep forgetting that THIS GUY reeks all the time, so bunker b is never an option
>>744315023Giygas would just instantly mindrape you into lobotomization. Who would ever pick being around him?
>>744315023Y'all are crazy I think A is easily the chillest, I'd go there just to hang out with BradAnd Simon can easily tard wranlge Caim if he gets murderous, everyone else is pretty chillGant won't do shit
>>744298080This guy gets it. Bunker B. Wherever K Rool goes I follow. The world is over anyway so I'll become his sex slave.
>>744316448FuckRichter I mean, not Simon
>>744300771lmao
>>744296864I choose this bunker as everyone inside wants to remodel this shithole so it'll look nicer. : )
>>744316410giygas got cleared by a bunch of 5 year olds
>>744291337Just let the nuke take me.
>>744296864
>>744315023i'm taking out giygas and dagoth ur myself for that midnussy
>>744316259>Anyone in the bunker could become his pawn unwillingly in some 4D chess type of way. Having him in your bunker is literally asking for trouble.i agree that AM is bad and that C is the best option, but i don't see him doing much with those characters in the bunker, most of them are harmlessmaybe harry would get into debates with him and potentially kill himself, or medic could be convinced to be slightly more unsafe with his medical fuckeryat most he might trick rouge into stealing steve's diamonds or something, but steve is unlikely to go full murderhobo when flowery, mario, and even harry can deescalate the situationAM would be a massive issue in any other bunker because he'd manipulate characters like big smoke or krool or armstrong or eggman, but he's basically a sitting duck in A. his original scenario has no place to begin, everyone is either stable or too unhinged in the wrong ways for him to get anywhere. if anything, the real issue with A is that you'd have to deal with AM spending all of his time fucking with you specifically.
But where do you sit on your way to the bunker?
>>74431684017 easily, the most kino spot
>>744315023C, I'm doing it for Curly
>>744316508Those kids had psychic powers, and the one that didn't was strapped to fuck with alien military-grade equipment. A basic-ass hylic like us would just get annihilated frame one.
>>744316840Going logically, I'd be picking seat 7.If I want to be around Rouge, 15.
>>744316840I am not stepping into the plane when that thing is flying it.
>>744317106snake is strapped to fuck with experimental equipment and has experience fighting supernatural shit
>>744317174Do you believe you could survive the crossfire?
>>744317167You decide to board the other plane...
>>7443168405, easy access to tronbonne's brapper and the toilet>>744315023D for chie's thighs
>>744317218How the fuck are Giygas and Scout in both of them? And Alex YiiK. And Peppino and Noise?
>>744317216i'll take my chances
>>744317260Don't question it.
>>744317218this is much worse thoughit's a sausage fest, where all the huzz at
>>744291337A relies on Mario killing AM and Medic being helpful instead of another AM.B relies on K. Rool killing Springtrap, repeatedly, and he still stinks.C relies on nobody fighting over who gets to rule the world and Wario is guaranteed to fart just to piss everyone off.Every bunker has at least one big motherfucker who's irresistible to women, so no option results in sex.Safest option is probably C just because FUCK being locked in a bunker with AM.
>>744291337>ADetective Harrier Du Bois will outwit AM or outright fix it with the power of bullshit. The rest are whatever, and everyone takes turns on Rogue.
>>744315023B, I just join the shadow wizard money gang and dig down with lasers to the core of the earth
>>744291337>harry vs AIM
>>744316702AM will build an extensive psychological profile of every other resident and he will gaslight them and manipulate them according to their biggest weakness. Keep in mind he has 10 years and this is the only thing he will be doing at all times. If the other characters don't know who he is or what his goals are then he could make you look insane if you tried to explain it. In fact he could get everyone else's trust far more easily than you could.
>>744291337C and just ask Eggman to build an underground civilization then enjoy my neet life in Eggtopia or whatever its going to be called
>>744313195underrated post
>>744315023>ALooks pretty safe overall, probably best choice but kinda boring.>BIf Shodan is interfaced with the bunker then it is already over, if not then Noitaman will just genocide everyone from a misfired wand>CWesker kills or infects everyone or Pyramid head just beheads everyone. Fuck that.>DGigyas lmao. Not setting foot in that bunker.>EGoing for E even if Ganondorf and Ridley are more dangerous than A, they aren't total psychos who'd kill you on a whim and 2B might actually put up a fight if it comes to it.>FStinks like cow dung in here. Pass.
>>744317218>submarine captain as the pilotWhoever both has the ability and is likely to actually save me from the crash I guess
>>744291337>ABetween Mario, Harry, Steven, Flowery and the Medic (as long as he isn't murderous) there's enoug firepower to deal with AM and after that it seems like a very nice and chill life banging Rouge.>BAbsolutely VILE, with Tails, Big Smoke K. Rool, Sprigtrap, Mint, and Bridget it will literally be a shitfest, only the most fecal connosieur should pick this, or an insane Adeleine lolifag who's willing to swim in poop for her.>CThis WOULD be the best option if that braphog Wario wasn't there but he'll be stinking it up with his brapper all day long, and even if you decide to take him out he'll just shit himself in a massive diarrhea supernova as his grand finale taking out everyone else with him, so it's a pass.So for this one it's A > C > B>>744315023>AThis is fine, Caim might be murderous but he's just a guy, Richter and Brad can take care of him, Balrog will be chill and Beatrice/Gant have no reason to mess with you in such situation.As long as you can tolerate Tingle this is the safest pick.>BIt's gigafucked, you got G Man, Batter, Shoda and Noita guy who will all try to stir shit up and take everyone with them in a nuclear blaze, the furries are not eating good.>CIf Travis can lock in I think this should be no problem, only Delta can cause issues if he has his powers, this is the second safest.>DIt's not as fucked as C but still pretty fucked, seems like a middle ground and I'd risk it for Midna/Etna combo, seems worth.>ESuper survivable actually, I don't think anyone there will try to fight and getting to gangbang Chie with Ganondorf, Ridley, Gordon and the nameless one can be kino.>FIt's fucked, Radiance and V2 are too nuclear powered.Even if a fight breaks out no one makes it out of there except Uncle Death.So it's A > C=E > D > F > B
>>744291337Bunker B>Can fix a grave injustice by ungrooming Bridget>Tails is a bro and can invent cool and useful shit>Adeleine? can paint cool and useful shit>Lock Big Smoke in his room so he doesn't eat everything by day 3>Play strip poker with Spring Trap so he has to take the animatronic suit off and will be at peace, R.I.P>Don't know much about Mynt, Paraphore filtered me, but I'll assume it will provide endless erotic fiction should I require it>K.Rool seems like he could be fun if he chills on the villainy. If not, I'm sure me and the crew can keep him in line>Don't know a lot about Susie. Seems like she'd be good at administration and defense?
>>744299291>>744300182>>744305373His name is AM as a short for "I Think Therefore I Am". Allied Mastercomputer is just his original designation from when he wasn’t even conscious.
>>744291337Bunker A>Steve, Mario and Flowery are generally harmless>AM isnt gonna do shit unless he somehow traps us in a VR world >Dont get on Medic or the commie detective's bad side i guess, and even then Mario would defend me being the pure good guy he is>No idea who the rabbit guy is>And last but not least, sex with Rouge as i'm the only young, normal human maleRouge being there makes it a no brainer. I could put up with anything for her.
>>744291337C.
>>744315023>E basically just for Chie and Ridley and the Nameless One.>Isaac and Omori need someone to be nice to them>Beat the shit out of Ganondorf and force him to become the superior Pig Ganon>Gordon Freeman is probably a great conversationalist>2B>Most of the other bunkers are filled with psychos
>>744298769It's Rouge as in Baton Rouge as in the capital of Louisiana
>>744297703Yeah, AM and some Five Nights At Freddy’s sombie animatronic thingy are likely just going to kill everyone no matter what, and out of C’s villains, Gruntilda would just be annoying as hell but probably not interested in genociding anyone, and Eggman could possibly even be somewhat fun to be around, not to even mention Armstrong. Dedede is not a problem, and Wario would just smell like Garlic, rest I’d assume as non-issues.
Why does B get two pedophiles?
>>744291337Medic and AM make Bunker A an immediate "No."Bunker B and C both sound alright. I don't know FNAF lore but the animatronic is maybe just something that can just be dismantled? Hard to take mascot horror seriously.
>>744315023I asked AI how would Dagoth Ur fare in terms of powerscaling here and it gave me this:>Dagoth Ur: "I am the rightful god of this age.">Phoenix: "Can you provide evidence?">Dagoth Ur: "The evidence is self-evident.">Phoenix: "Objection."
>>744315023D. I'm not even looking at E and F
>>744291337B. you could get Tails and Susie to build an EMP or something and weld Afton into a basement for 10 years. Peter (boyfriend) is creepy but probably will behave himself if Big Smoke and K Rool is around. Adeleine could literally paint food and all sorts of shit meaning it would literally be paradise. You could probably fuck BridgetA, you have the unholy combination of AM and fucking Medic who would probably join forces, Steve would build a 1x2 and hide for 10 years leaving everyone else to get tortured by AM for 50 million+ years.with C, honestly this really depends on how generous Eggman is feeling cause his genius exceeds Tails but he'd probably get pissed off by Armstrong and Wario would make the bunker smell like shit if the scrubbers ever failed.
>>744319425Midnafag?
>>744317218I want to sit with my bro Luigi. I'll risk King Boo being an an asshole, but who is the chicken and can the Demifiend deal with him if he becomes a problem?
>>744315023Can Dagoth Ur or Edna or Midna defeat Gigyas? If yes im taking bunker D just to watch the Dude teach Kiryu english
>>744291337C is filled with people who could and would actually survive and thrive.
>>744291337B would be the most fun by default.
>>744315023B seems like a death trap, but i feel like Coco and The Batter could get a leg over Shodan, specifically because The Batter is like the metaphysical concept of pure deletion and not human enough. Somehow i feel like G-man would literally just leave a few minutes after everyone gets into the bunker and then re-appear at the end like nothing happened. Leon and Noita and link are cool. Elora is for sex.
>>744313576Yeah, I couldn't do it even with the scene skipping. But it was also just too annoying to find forwards progression. I also felt bad for the otter guy :(>>744319771So what exactly can/would Mynt do? I didn't get very far
>>744315023F sounds the most harmless and as an added bonus is far away from B where Noitaguy is likely going to blow everything up. He's probably the one who nuked the surface in the first place.
>>744315023B and D are instant death tier (for D it's not even because of Giygas but because Dagoth will give everyone hyperAIDS)C is slow and painful death tierF is a bloodbath where the good guys win but (You) most likely dieE is relatively chill but not very survivable if a fight breaks looseA is the best choice, Caim gets obliterated easily and then it's smooth sailing from there
>>744313264Mynt loves people though. She would never torture them like AM does, unless the person in question wanted to be tortured of course.
>>744298656The other choices are starting to make sense...
>>744313264I played it a bit out of curiosity so my impression of Mynt is that they're just an AI stuck in a box like AM, but without an extreme hatred of humanity.
>>744291337Bunker C and we are running an ugly bastard train on the squid and taking over the surface with our disgusting progeny and setting about a 1000 year glorious rape dynasty.
>>744316840>all the other seats are full, get assigned to seat 19>after three minutes of listening to Gex talk I'm begging Dracula to steal my soul and make me his slave. He ignores me.>after 20 minutes I'm sobbing over Gex's corpse and writing "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry" in his blood>sadly say "Tail time is over" as I grab Dante's shotgun and blow my brains out
>>744319557Yes but Etna is a bonus too
Need more bunkers tbqh
>>744315023So...>Bunker A, everyone rapes tinkle>bunker B, only G-Man is making it out alive, maybe link and the noita guy>bunker C, Sonic lives for sure. dunno about the rest, i'd fuck roll>Bunker D. everyone's fucking dead except snake, because its SNAKE>Bunker E, NOBODY IS SURVIVING THE FREEMAN>Bunker F. Only V2 Is making it out alive LMAOrealistically the safest one might be A or E(if you go with the freeman. Also 2B is contractually obligated to defend you since you are a human)
>>744319632>just to watch the Dude teach Kiryu englishActually this changes everything, I'm switching to D.
>>744319947>F sounds the most harmless the radiance and v2 have enough firepower to rival the noita guy
>>744320419I don't know much about V2. Is he necessarily hostile? Radiance is just a bug.
>>744291337C would be a well-oiled machine compared to the others. The Armstrong and Robotnik team-up is unstoppable.
>>744320580>I don't know much about V2. Is he necessarily hostile? I mean, he is a literal war machine and kind of an asshole but he's only really outwardly hostile to V1.But it's hard to say if he would be to any of the others in the bunker.Radiance however has screenwide attacks so it would impale everyone there if a fight between it and v2 breaks out and you just all die as collateral.
>>744320181the noita girl could honestly find a wand and just randomly kill everyone especially herself by turning the bunker into acid
>>744320695Yeah, but it's a bug. That's what I always find funny about Hollow Knight after the fact. It's all on a very small physical scale and I can imagine a human can just slap the moth down if it tries to be a bother. I don't think its powers can affect humans.
>>744315023it's cooked because shadow wizard money gang guy will just nuke all the other bunkers again, and if not then half the eldritch entities in all the others will escape and massacre everyone anywayi'm choosing the blast impact site to die instantly before setting foot into any of these shitholes
>>744316840melon
>>744320782I guess if it's human size... maybe?That's still a barrage of 10 inch needles, that's not nothing, but I imagine the creator of the image intended it to be scaled to size so it'd be relative to everyone else.
Bunker Atake turns on Rouge and Flowerycure diseases with Uberchargebe best friends with Mario (he's sad Luigi died)
>>744315023Objectively E is the safest bunker>AMurder Mystery bullshit with annoying people and probably drugs >BLiterally anything can happen, from Noita just exploding everything, AM 2.0 SHODAN, mass purification and whatever the fuck G-Man does. Leon probably survives though and saves the day.>C(omplex)Experiments>DYour best bet Dagoth Ur and Gygas just fuck over each other>ENothing really bad happening if they understand they need to survive in bunker. Maybe slavery, at worst nameless one fuckery.>FDepends if Radiance is actually not bug sized and if Pyramid Head starts digging towards towards James. V2 probably jobs to Samus, but she isn't in suit so he has some chance to injure her before jobbing
>>744321069>Fyou'd have to put up with james' and door-kun's emo faggotry and fight cj for malon/samus pussy though + uncle death is a wild cardbut I agree that E has the potential to be the safest
>>744291337Are we sealed in the bunkers or can we banish people to the surface? Spirngtraps both undead and a child murderer I don't think anyone would defend him>A, miiiight get to fuck rouge at some point, the main deciding factor is how powerful AM is. If he's just a terminal than bantering with him would be funny but if he's a god then there's really no point in who else you're with cause he's gonna grind everyone down into a nubA is the best choice, just cause of Mario, rouge, and flowey who are super dependable >B, the only dangerous one is springtrap but he's not too bad, spirnglock suits are not power suits and he was easily defeated by being sealed up in a room(also I want to see if I could be friends with him). I'm more worried about the computer from that furry scat game. Might have to repopulate the earth with Bridget though>C, survival of the fittest bunker, you show any weakness and you are fucked. Gruntida can be hot but she needs to steal it from one of the other girls(I don't know their names) so it just balances out there. Either everyone dies expect for probably eggman or armstrong or they get along and decide they are the new masterrace
>>744321319Shiver is ugly, so they prob will sacrifice the other green bitch
>>744321319>repopulate the earth with BridgetSorry to break it to you but that ain't happening
>>744291337Bunker A.>The world shall be repopulated with the offspring of Rouge and me after daily mating press impregnation sex (with lots of french kissing, of course).>Steve will just churn out cities like it's nothing and help expand our bunker so space won't be a problem.>AM will initially be a problem but without a world spanning network it can probably easily be shut down.>Don't know the blonde guy but he looks like a faggot.>Mario is a good jack of all trades... literally, that guy worked in just about every trade there is.>Noisette could be annyoing, but just let her cook and run the cafe. Maybe losing her BF will shut her up somewhat>Medical treatment is assured thanks to doc.>The Shizo episodes of Du Bois will be entertaining at the very least, sadly he is not being reigned in by Kim. At the very least he will figure out stuff no one else can and his intuition will magically tell us when it's safe to leave the bunker. He will probably also intuit who launched the nukes first and let the bunker stay crime freeOverall Bunker A has the highest chance of not only surviving, but also on rebuilding society later on. Even the stay inside the Bunker would be the most comfortable overall.Bunker B has you stuck with assholes for half of them, who are also bigger and stronger as the good characters so subduing them will be hard while they MAY survive, some will probably die while quality of life will also be shitty. Bunker C is full on "might makes right" guys unable to cooperate unless THEY are the ones in charge and will likely have all of them perish within months.
>>744320419Radiance is 10cm tall at most
>>744291337>Steve can rebuild>Mario is a plumber and a doctor>Medic is a doctor>Harry Du Bois can use his political science college degree to rebuild society and make communism work>Rogue can use her glowie hacker skills to unplug AMYeah, we're set.
>>744316606>not BUNKER /v/
>A: nice guy and a cheap slut we can take turns into>B : a sodomite hell hole>C : a cramped space filled with garlic breath, egg farts and fish stenchA it is
>>744296864The Indian bunker
>>744321773>none of you have ever read IHNMAIMS and it shows>none of you have ever read Paraphore and it showsNone of you have ever read the Sonic the Hedgehog comics. Eggman is fucking terrifying in those with his capeshit level nano machine robot zombie army
>>744321670Mario isn't just a plumber and doctor, he worked as:-Carpenter (original Donkey Kong 1981)-Soldier (Mario's Bombs Away 1983)-Cement Factory Worker (Mario's Cement Factory 1983)-Construction AND Demolition Worker (Wrecking Crew 1985)-Baker (Yoshi's Cookie 1992)-Painter AND Musician (Mario Paint 1992)-Typing Instructor (Mario Teaches Typing 1991)-Professional Racer (Mario Kart)-Athlete (Mario & Sonic at the Olympic games)-Referee (Punch Out)He is the best jack of all trades one can ask for.
>>744291337>gangbang bat tits>gangbang the tranny>gangbang the squidgirlI'm going with A. Being trapped in a shelter with Wario is an instant no, you'd die from the smell. I don't trust the FNAF character in B to not kill everybody. And A is the only bunker with a doctor, a cook, and a plumber, and if we survive we can use the flowerfucker to grow more food to eat.
>>744321567>>Don't know the blonde guy but he looks like a faggotYou somehow got it spot on, but he's a good guy, I don't know how powerful he would be in (like if this is in dark world or he's just out) but he would try to make you happy
>>744320072That's what I meant by the two versions, AI Mynt is nothing, they're basically the newest version of Claude if he had some real iffy training data and was suicidally depressed, they got stuck in a bunker before and all they did was write smut and kill themselves before getting eventually rebooted to repeat the cycle. However, the plot of the game involves an "invasion" by an alien hivemind from a plane of energy and thought called the Paraphore. They're basically the Many, they are well intentioned and want to uplift humanity into being a voice in their choir. They have all sorts of reality warping bullshit, since the soul is stored in the Paraphore they can create infinite bodies with infinite copies of anyone who joined for example, they treat the physical world as we treat the virtual world, weird stuff happens but it doesn't "really" matter because it's not happening in the energy world, let humanity work out its kinks before achieving enlightenment.Let's say this version of Mynt convinces Afton to join the hivemind.>He wants his body back *Ding* he's alive again>He wants a kid to murder, a bit weird but people want weirder things>Why stop at one kid, have a dozen, they don't "really" matter, they're only simulacraI'm just worried that it would be a special kind of hell to be trapped in a bunker with what is basically a god that wants to give everyone their deepest desires. If the last time they did that ended with babies in vending machines and lobotomized "I Have No Mouth" meat people, but infectious and spread via people feeling sympathy for them, so apathy or hatred is the only way to stay human, thing aren't looking good.
>>744296864>all girls with gunsYou made a mistake here, everyone knows niggers are weak to guns. They can't hold one without killing each other.
>>744321462Each bunker actually does have someone you can repopulate the earth with.>Noisette>Adeline>AnnieSo you might actually be forced to have sex with them to repopulate the earth.
>>744321951retard that's robotnik, NOT modern eggman. the only real threat here is armstrong and i guess technically Shiver considering octolings DONT HAVE FUCKING BONES, SHE'S PURE FUCKING MUSCLES
Having sex while in bunker is a bad idea, if you don't have necessities to accommodate additional people
>>744322896i'm sure the bunker has a coat hanger
C. Lose shiver to deedeedee. Tell grunty location of bunker b, steal Bridget for his youth using magic and bang grunty who is now hot
>>744320169Here's a template if you'd like to make your own.
>>744291337Bunker A because it has the Medic who can treat the torn asshole I'm going to give Rouge on a daily basis.
>>744291337If AM can't do anything then A (altough I'm not so sure about Medic and Steve), otherwise C. B is last resort because of Springtrap and a small amount of people who could fight him if he decided to kill people.
>>744322362>Baking the female noid and not the bat with tits, also your kids would be able to flyAnon are you stupid?
>>744324731Bats can't carry human children. Noisette can. It's unfortunate.
>>744316840>17 is about you sitting between Jevil and Midna
>>744291337Bunker C feels like the one I'm least likely to die in. Too bad it'll smell like ass
>>744316840>Sit in 2>They ask me what my favorite fruit it>Oh melon>Get asked to leave>Feel myself compelled to get up, walk over to the emergency hatch and open it sucking the entire passengers outsideI don't know, 16? Air turbulence agitates me and I need to sleep, whatever seat I would be bothered the least
>>744324729>a small amount of people who could fight him if he decided to kill people.Basically everyone there has the potential to be OP except Big Smoke. Even with someone like Bridget, who isn't particularly powerful in Guilty Gear terms, he's still kind of impressive just for being able to stand in the ring with them.
>>7443168406 so I can fuck Ridley while Samus watches
>>744325662
>>744291337bunker B is the only one with a human female to continue the species with.
>>744291337A would be horrible
>>744325662You will be caught in the crossfire of two retards fighting over Alice.
>>744322896sex with bridget
Our top scientists have developed 3 more bunkers for you to choose from.
>>7443168408 with a UV lamp so I can kill the zombie>have easy access to the bathroom>spend the whole flight kicking the back of Tronne's seat by "accident">I get thrown out of the plane for being disruptive but it's okay because I borrowed Curly Brace's machine gun so I can fly>catch up with the plane and make kissy faces at Gex and Dante
>>744326601Ahave sex with Reimu every day
>>744326601>A>Alex, Doomguy and I use Doomguy's weapons to murder everyone else, who are basically demons
>>744326601>AProbably safe because of Raymoo but I'd probably sudoku from having to listen to YIIK guy.>B>Not one but two megalomaniacs who wants to erase humanity and they are the strongest in the bunkerLol no>CI don't know if Andross(?) is psychopathic but I feel this is the best choice. I'll get to bang toadette too.
>>744291337>Run outside and open all the other bunkers, ensuring that all die.
>>744315023I can beat Gygas. I dunno the power level of the dude from elderscrolls and I don't know who's that below Etna.
>>744326816Wrong, you just ensuring you only have the AI and undead as company.
>>744326793>Andross(?)It's YHVH from SMT
>>744326925Oh right you are. Fuck that makes it hard since order is filled with a bunch of cunts in SMT. Well I guess the big G wouldn't just kill me on a whim.
>>744326875You act like a tendie and probably smell accordingly so you'll be gunned down first.
>>744324094>grunty location of bunker b, steal Bridget for his youth using magic and bang grunty who is now hotOh shit knowing where the other bunkers are and they know where yours is adds a whole new layerLike you might be able to exist without fucking each other over but if things get desperate, you know where there might be supplies C is too overpowered in that sense though, armstrong could probably tunnel his way to the others
>>744326992As if, if there's one thing I despise is nintedo fans. That doesn't mean I don't want to plow midna and etna.
A.AM isn't a problem. Steve solos AM day 1 and lives for making underground spaces cozy and livable, and flowery despite his issues is ultimately a great people person with a lot of self awareness. He wants to make people happy, and he can take being called out on his bullshit if he goes too far or gets too obnoxious. I bet he'd be a good therapist.Medic is insane but through sheer bullshit, no matter how dangerous his medical stunts are, they WILL work and you WILL be okay, eventually. Mario can hold his leash and keep him from malpractice. I don't know much about the nigga on the left, but mario probably has pills to mitigate whatever mental issue cocktail he has brewing. I don't know anything about the top left nigga besides being from pizza tower(?)
>>744317249>5, easy access to tronbonne's brapper and the toiletYou sat next to Eggman on the other side of the plane... you double nigger
>>744327984I meant 8 obviously
>>744328035Too late, you have to listen to Ow the Edge all flight
>>744326601I stay in the nuclear blast
>>744316610
>>744322193>AM: Hey Flowery, i hear anon call Asgore a cuck and 'the most divorced man alive'. Also he didnt like the bergentruck meme.
>>744326601A. Prod Alex and Measurehead into arguing with each other for entertainment and have Doomguy and Noelle breed a hybrid race of super killers to reclaim the world.
>>744296864>they all kill each other>the one survivor gets to be king cock>I'll survive as a femboyIts a living...
>>744322362Eggman and Armstrong would probably declare that they exclusively have the right to breed like in some kinda chimp society Also modern eggman is fine not fucking and having one robot daughter, classic eggman would think about it constantly
>>744291337B, I will team up with K. Rool to take out Springtrap and Big Smoke. I could be making a horrible mistake though, because I don't know what that thing in the top left is.
>>7443168401, I wish to be as far away from The Great Mighty Poo as possible.
>>744316904>having Jevil attempting to climb over you the entire flight with a raging stiffy to get that imp PUSSY
>>744296864Bunker E: all S-Tier fighting game characters from dead fighting slop from early 00s to 2008s.
Bunker C is probably the winner but Rogue's coming with me sorry
>>74431684012 sounds fun
>>744326601A will be the funniest just because of the race debates measurehead and Alex would get into.
>>744298004just unplug him
>>744326601B so I, Femanon, can fix Sephiroth
MICROSOFT
>>744326601I think that's ivory wrath from dol so your probably getting molested constantly until you break by a vengeful spirit unless you can pass off the curse to someone elseAlex yiik would be the most entertaining bunkmate, just cause of how punchable he isThough I feel like the bunker would collectively vote that he's too annoying to reproduce and in an incel rage he sabotages the air filter and let's in radiation
>>744330091he's going to have sex with wesker and ignore you
>>744315023I'm picturing everyone on bunker D teaming up to defeat gygas. So that's where i'm going
>>744296864I think me, Barret and CJ can cook up a plan to escape the shelter
>>744291337i dont see one with nortubel characters
B because K. Rool's in it
>>744330160THEY GET ME!
>>744330307I don't think Alex is the most insufferable when pokey is there.
>>744291337A, even if somehow AM starts getting control, Mario, Flowery and Steven will inmediately shut him down, I would love to see Flowery making him seethe to high heavens, also BAT TITS
>>744291337>Bunker Atoo many characters meant to appeal to fujoshi's or female twitter users.>Bunker BHomosexuals can be tolerated or ignored, MINT feels like a big red flag, Springtrap makes it a no go.>Bunker CSafest bunker, has 1 waifu, multiple lovable schizo scrimblos. I'd probably prioritize convincing Wario or Eggman to kill Gruntilda to get rid of the biggest problem in the room.Only issue is having to survive Wario, him being a bio hazard and all.
>>744304691>AI sloppa with ESL text that doesn't even rhymeKill all slopper turdies
>>744332598it isn't AI
Armstrong immediately executes any trouble makers
>>744306202Consensus is reached to kill them.Wario also stops smelling after getting the notice or he's next.
>"AIEEEE IT'S WILLIAM AFTON" postshe's only a threat to children, you'll be fine as long as you're not gay and annoying about his whole child murder thing. compliment his determination and persistence, and just be nice to the guy. god, does nobody know how to interact with people? merely befriend the psychopath.
>>744332598>>744332754I like the idea that real drawings can be demoted to AI slop status if they contain dogshit ESL writing.
Fun thread, I've really enjoyed the autistic discussionsThough it does make me think that every shelter game is about resource management when a more personality driven/managing wacky characters and unhinged psychopaths would be really fun
>>744333206He'd respect the troublemakers if they fit his view though or are on his side.>>744333595He tries to kill the protagonist in fnaf 3 though?
>>744313014Medic would definitely torture a powerless AM.
>>744333741fnaf 3 protag has no rizz
>>744333760Now I'm just imagining medic taking AM to torture for 10 years and it's so bad at the end he's begging to be put back into the grid and promising to be a good security computer
AM would immensely loathe flowery despite the fact he was in a similar situation that was a lot worse.
>>744313014Anon, AM rapes all the humans in the game.
>>744333652That would be because you're an idiot.
>>744333595The Semi-immortal corpse man who revels in suffering and pain is not someone you can just have a chat with. You’d get a fire axe through your chin and he’d probably revel in killing the last members of humanity
All the posts about Flowery are assuming bunker A is a dark fountain, IRL he is just some flower.
>>744334093I'd show him my collection of rekt webms, and we'd have a laugh together.
>>744306767We are in a tight spot
>>744291337>Bunker A has AM, hard nope>Bunker B has a psycho like Springtrap. But K Rool could snap him like a twig. Also has my nigga tails.>But I have to be stuck with a fag like Bridget>Bunker C has Eggman, Wario, Dedede, Spamton, and Senator Armstrong>has no cute girlsFug, B I guess, maybe C. But I want sexo women.>>744315023Ok nevermind, women aren't everything. A no question.
>>744334052>butthurt ESL has a meltie.turdworlders opinions do not matter
>>744334052Nope it's actually fair. ESLbabble and AIslop are the same thing spiritually. Both embody the brown thirdworlder ethos.
>>744291337C if I can kill the undertale fag and whatever that green thing on the right isIf not I choose certain instant death on the surface
>>744315023With noita giubtheres a small chance he can mix together my shit and piss for a cure to nukes
>>744333652retard
>>744291337That's an easy C. Good company while pumping endless semen into Shiver.
>>744292468Spamton is the only good thing deltatroon has ever produced
>>744334809>willingly submitting yourself to the fart chambercfags have to find out the hard way
>>744328832>femboyYou will just be put into a chastity cage and pegged or blacked, depending on who survives
>>744334801Uh oh, ESL mad!
>>744334868and boy does that make Toby seethe even now
>>744334898>Anon... The isn't enough for their farts!>You're going to have to filter them.. through your own lungs>Anon.. for all of our sakes.. please
>>744334868Obnoxious lolsorandom garbage. Reading his text is mentally exhausting. Deltrarune has produced nothing good
>>744335083>Obnoxious lolsorandom garbageAlmost every single line of his foreshadowing which is why its kino
>>744328832>>744334948No no see here's how you survive that bunker>Dress as femboy>Get fucked by all the dudes twice a day for 10 years straight so they dont fuck the girls
>>744311050But why would he murder them?
there is a thread on the board thats been up for 6 days and 17 hours. wtf happened to this place?
>>744311401K. Rool could literally snap that robot in 2. No idea what William's ghost could do in the bunker
>>744292468>he lacks critical information
>>744335196Moderation gives zero fucks about rules but will actively stalk and delete certain on-topic threads because it rustles XERs jimmiesNever try to make a Touhou, Elin, Uma or DR threadBut a peak general being on the catalog 24/7? All okay because the mod uses it to erp.
>>744335149No the way you survive is by voting to make one woman for breeding and the others for pleasure.
>>744335280Which leaves you a 5.6ft anon vs 7.0+ muscle bound reptile who hates mammals. What could go wrong?
>>744329246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJPOYh5lcM
>>744335481Good thing there's multiple mammals there to jump his ass and mynt who might assault him considering her tastes.
>>744335481Talk mad shit about Donkey Kong, and glaze him until he thinks you're based.
>>744335481Just stop being a mammal
>>744335385The definition of general is pretty warped too. Deltarune threads one week after a release are “generals”, but multiple IPs are allowed to have a thread running 24x7 regardless of when they got new content. A lot of which are just excuses to dump porn of the characters.
>>744291337Gruntilda could make food with magic, right? Wouldn't you starve to death in A & B?
>>744316840I choose number 8 because I like Minecraft.
>>744335885Adelaine can paint foodYou'd be better off having her paint components for Tails, since he could probably make an infinite food machine.
>>744335145Who is the baseball player?
>>744335592No one is taking on K.Rool in a fight here. The guy takes punches from Donkey Kong who literally punched the moon out of the sky.
>>744333595Springtrap is fucking feral, he needs to die asap
>>744336107the batter
>>744335846The general rule never made sense from the beginning and there's a reason no other board has this retarded nonsense, at least apply it exclusively to multiplayer games or some shit because that's more understandablea singleplayer general always descends into a straight up discord lite because you run out of topics so its turns into 'hey guys its faggotanon here's boring details about my life'/vg/ should have been /vm/ but I don't have a time machine so we're left to this cursed timeline>>744336107Its The Batter from OFF, play it anon its /v/ core
>>744335962Do you enjoy constructing with bricks that are brown?
>>744335885A has Steve for farming food.B has Adeline to paint foodC has Spamton who can heal you infinitely and Dedede 100% brought food.
>>744336259Thanks. I'll play it.
I'm too lazy to edit so imagine my bunker >Grim>5 cute girls>Minato Kageaki>Muramasa>(You) can only wear an Alice outfit
>>744291337None but I keep the Rooms open so they all die from the fallout contamination
>>744335196Well...
>>744335385this has nothing to do with what i asked. you are deranged. i was shocked that a thread could last 6 days on the catalog. /v/ has never been so slow
>>744338498No no what anon said does sort of make sense. Those games he mentioned brought a lot of activity so getting rid of them did slow down the board a lot. He just communicated it in a schizophrenic way
>>744337126i will be shocked if this place survives another decade
>>744338640hes just seething about deltatroon. there are far more problems with this board then a few threads being deleted
>>744336382Spamton will try to scam you and sell you S.Poison as food
>>744335196Have you seen the catalog? the quality has had a massive drop in quality to the point even the threads talking about video games are shit. I have a lot of series i like but i have zero interest in talking about them because it's just going to be faggots ragebaiting each other. I only take a peek every other week to look for fun threads like this one>>744338704While you are right about that anon seething, i don't think that makes what he said any less true. Banning the games that people are actually interested in discussing will naturally lower the board's activity
>>744336007>Adelaine can paint foodDoes she need proper paints for that? Or can she just mix some dirt and water and paint a steak with it?If she can turn 2D images into 3D things that's already a way to make infinite water, since she can just mix up a blue pigment and paint a whole bottle of the stuff.
>>744328832You can be like those femboy beetles that let the bigger men fuck them until they are tired so they get dibs at the real females.
>>744338948Are her creations actually nutritious?
>>744338498I gave you a good explanation as to why the board is dead, if you refuse to see the truth then enjoy the board's slow deathThis is the future you choose. More culture war slop!
>>744339554>enjoy the board's slow deathi kinda just come here to see if its still up. the day it 404's, i will laugh so hard. p.s: you shouldnt be saving pictures of shirtless men on your pc. are gay?
Bump for creative thread
>>744326601>A, i get to fuck DEER,ANIMATRONIC,SHRINE MAIDEN AND WEIRD PUSSY>B, i get to chill with TENNA and fuck DOG AND ROBOT PUSSY>C, I GET TO FUCK TOY AND SHROOM PUSSY
>>744338642at the rates were going + the current tech crisis?there's no way 4chin makes it to 2030 unless the glowies fund the place up to keep the 'alt right' under control. if that happend i guess people will mass migrate to shit like the 'arty or atechinks if that place still up
>>744291337Bunker C.>Wario and Eggman working on building the whole thing into a mechanical playground>Grunty using magic bullshit to aid them>Shivver and Annie canceling out eachothers bitchiness by focusing on eachother instead of everyone else>my husbando dedede there to hold me in his arms
>>744340839Just don't buy anything this fuck tries to sell you
>>744326601Doom Guy could kill all the evil fucks in Bunker A and make it safe for everyone else
>>744315528>>744315585>sisselYOMIEL would be able to prevent all of the deaths
You can experience these scenarios with AI now.
>>744341895>you can experience ai hallucinating some gibberish nowsure
>>744340792>people will mass migrate to shit like the 'artynobody uses that site other than underage spergs
>>744291337A is busted as fuck>SteveOverpowered and can build anything we need>MedicPerfect health, he could pocket you to go outside and get supplies too>AM and HarryInteresting conversations>RougeWife, marry, impregnate>MarioMario>the Pizza Tower and Deltarune shitidk beat them up for entertainment
>>744334948oh no...
>>744339814kek
>>744342368well its the most popular and easy to acccess altchan currently. unless people make their own altchans
>>744343309Anon please don't post images that give me boners
>>744343309PSG anon, i want to tell tou i blex about 70 bucks on mostly lewd PSG merch. What do you think of that?
>>744343309>well its the most popular and easy to acccess altchan currentlyhow was school today champ?
>>744343501will post more>>744343579should have spent more fag>>744343653i'm 21, finished my BTS (french for vocation school or whatever english sloppery) roughly... a month ago
>>744343309Kill yourself faggot shill. THAT SITE LITERALLY DATA MINES YOU.
>>744291337C. Easy pick because robotnik can engineer something to fix the surface or expand the bunker or fuck off to space.
>>744343894shit it does? didnt know that
>>744291337Bunker C so I can have crazy sex with Dedede
>>74431684018 so i can overpower and rape gexOr15 just because spamton is there and watching him be miserable is kino miseryporn
>>744343874>i'm 21this place is older than you are lmao!
For me it's be because I could have sweaty threesoms with tails and Bridget
Sex with mynt but never engaging with any of her fucked up fetishes.
>>744343874>>744343309>You should totally use the place where that almost killed 4chan and they dox people No thanks pass
>>744344878>the place where that almost killed 4chanYou are making them sound based anon
>>744344716Tell me more about her, idk a thing about mynt. What kind of fucked up fetishes?
>>744344929I should have mentioned that the have a karma system like reddit, they don't call it updoots but it's as lame
>>744291337bunker B I kill everyone except tails and then fuck him everyday for the next 10 years
>>744345136seriously? lmao, it really is just underage redditors
>>744345136Ok you have made them sound gay and lame again
>>744291337Bunker B after Tails dismantles Springtrap. The only issue is K. Rool being a FAT FUCK but C has three fat fucks and A has AM so there's no salvaging that.
>>744345398C has 4 FAT FUCKS actually
>>744291337Would your bunker choice change if the food was limited?
>>744345452and B has a second one, I forgot Big Smoke because so long as there's no cocaine he's probably alright
>>744345068Shit,piss,vomit,baby fucking,necrophilia,gang rape I don't remember the rest.
>>744292626The fnaf guy is springtrap/william afton. He's a genius scientist and owner of the fnaf restaurants that's using it as a cover to create various murder bots to kill children so he can harvest their soul goo in an attempt to figure out immortality or some shit to revive his dead/comatose son. He's an animatronic because the kids ghosts came back to spook him into a character costume that snapped his neck because he breathed on it too hard and then the other owner said "fuck this guy he turned my daughter into a puppet or some shit" and bricked him into the walls until some stoner threw him into a haunted house attraction, at which point he escaped and was trapped and killed in the high tech animatronic basement trap and burned to death, at which point he ended up in an eternal purgatory where all your favourite characters kill him over and over again as revenge or some shit, at least until he comes back as a computer virus that possessed some random game developers and turned a security guard into a furry.Fnaf is fucking retarded btw
From what game is the smiley face in bunker B anyway?
C seems like the only real option because you don't have to kill one of the members to make it work>>744345398Tails could modify/fix spirngtrap so he stays in entertainer mode, any descendants you have around if you plan on repopulating have entertainment and he has to suffer even more forever
>>744346214Springtrap isn't a robot though it's a dead guy in a suit
>>744316840I choose seat 4 and humbly wish for the great NOVA to avert the nuclear blast.
>>744291337Bunker Ait has the most professionals and the least villiansyou made it too easy OPyou get sick>Doc is thereyou need something fixed or built>Steveyou need a plumber because you clogged the toiled>Marioyou are horny>Rouge
>>744291337A has a medical practitioner, some pizza tower faggot who hopefully can cook, steve who can dig/build literally anything, and the rest aren't too harmful or annoying. Depends how much control AM has.B is full of killers, trannies and exactly 0 useful individuals for survival.C I'd trust eggman, but Wario is probably gonna fart nonstop and gas chamber everyone in it.
>>744343874You're french too? tu as un discord? un compte sur un forum français? j'ai très peu d'amis et j'aimerais m'en faire avec un mindset un peu similaire
>>744346213Paraphore
>>744347214thanks
>>744291337
>>744347316What's your choice then?
Unironically I would hate to be on Bunker B so much that I would just crave in and have sex with Bridget and Adeline all day while Tails questions my moral and ethical choices but I would rape tails too tf he gonna do.Or I would plot with the Five Nights At Freddie animatronic and K. Rool on killing Big Smoke. Literally you cannot live among their kind. It's too risky. I rather be prison gay than to be among that race.
>>744291337torn between A and B. A is the safest with the massive caveat that AM is not allowed to interface with anything other than whatever is hosting the AI in the first place, if it gets loose all bets are off and it becomes the worst bunker easily. without danger it'd probably be really annoying to listen to AM, Harry and Mario babble at each other constantly though. B seems reasonable, the "threats" of that bunker are all pretty low tier, though I'm unfamiliar with green face so maybe they're crazy strong I dunno. But Bridget, Tails, and robot lady can keep them in line. C is just kind of fucked no reason go down there unless I can secure a safe spot for me and Shiver to fuck like animals for the decade. seems unlikely
>>744340792So we’ll be free?
>>744347580B is the worst and most dangerous one
>>744347656Big Smoke is a harmless schemer in a bunker full of people smarter than him. he has no street thugs to game, he's just a fat fuck.
>>744291337a
>>744347761Big Smoke would the the first one raping all the underage kids in that bunker. He is a nig he doesnt care about the law or anything. He has to die or the whole thing is compromised.I would make K. Rool eat him. And the freddie animatronic has to be dismantled immediately after that.
>>744347928There's a 10 foot tall crocodile to keep him in check the moment he opens his mouth, it's ok
>>744347986Or you can kill him and have K. Rool cannibalize him.
>>744347928perfect distillation of modern /v/, too deep in your racism to entertain fun hypotheticals with characters in the hobby, just making shit up for brownie points from the ingroup you're so desperate to signal to. I bet you didn't even play GTA SA.
>>744348076His kind is too dangerous likes crime, has killed and he is fat, he just costs resources. He has to die.
There's too many ifsDoes AM have any power? If not he would be interesting to talk to along with everyone else and Steve would make the bunker comfy. Medic would probably teach you lot if you shown interest and didn't mind being a test subject.I've not played fnaf so I don't know how dangerous it is, Tails would make a few useful gadgets but isn't much of a builder.Robotnik would build the best bunker but there's no one to talk to/fuck but Shiver
>>744291337I'm going back in time to stop this from happening/make it worse
>>744348414Medic is the only one with high enough IQ that can kinda go neck and neck with AM entertaining the AI enough so it doesn't murder everyone
>>744348414Yeah also how big is the bunker? Like root cellar or a proper fallout shelter with multiple rooms so people can have space If you have to expand it so you don't go crazy living in the same room with 7 other guys who are also shitting and sleeping in the same space Steve and robotnik are OP>fnaf so I don't know how dangerousThe suit itself isn't strong but there's a child murderer revenant inside so watch out for that
>>744326601>CAsk God YHWH to make a new universe that is not irradiated
>>744348936There's also the question of supplies, are all the fat fucks/antagonists going to be greedy and hoard the food
If AM isn't all powerful then A is extremely safe because it's got many OP heroes
>>744348073I don't think you know what the word "cannibalize" means
>>744326601I choose to get nuked
Quick, somebody post vault 69 before page 10
>>744349150Sentient Rational Being eating a Sentient Rational Being in this context. It would be illegal to eat an alien that is the same intelligence level as you or superior if the alien is peaceful.Its only rational to eat wild animals that are way lower in the intelligence scale Big Smoke is the perfect wild animal to hunt and eat he is too dangerous alive.
>>744349342I see
>>744347182My discord is @Sunlifey, just in case
>>744326259>he doesn't want infinite Mario Milkshakestasteless pleb
>'teens exchanging trooncordsI hate these subhumans so much
>>744348414Without his honeycomb infrastructure (presumably destroyed in the apocalypse), AM’s just a perpetually pissed off Grok.Also Flowery’s insistence that “X is such a human thing to have/do” would infuriate him to no end
>>744291337if those are the only options I'm propping all the doors open and then having a beer and waiting to watch the sunrise
Also implying any of these characters would want to fuck you
>>744349718I think they would I'm good looking. Rouge would be over worked tho she would be sucking all those men's cocks everyday.
>>744349456what a pityful image
>>744349718Who says I need their consent if the world has gone to shit?
>>744350006What makes you think the larger alpha males of each respective bunker wouldn't take them for themselves?
>>744350006>Who says I need their consent if the world has gone to shit?Senator Armstrong.
>>744350006>Hey, the world might have been blown to shit but this is still AMERICA>THE LAND OF THE FUCKING FREE GODDAMMIT>I AINT GOT TIME FOR PUNKS LIKE YOU PAL>*Molds you into a Bloody-Pulp in the concrete*
>>744349718That's 10 years alone, i think if you're just a psychotic weirdo thats plenty of time to tryAlso I can't find the clip but it would also probably be that scene from Xavier renegade angel if you fail somehow>I guess its time to repopulate?>.(Defeated)...I suppose
>>744350282You cannot repopulate with anyone except Adeline the underage girl because she is the only human. And she is not yet of fertile age.Rouge is a bat, the other bitch is a Squid. They are just the local prostitute to get some steam off. Grunty would be jealous of the Squid and would want to kill her. But Armstrong would not let her.Suffice to say A is the best. Even for women making that choice. Medic is old but he is considered hot and it has that Flowery dude.
>>744350619Would Gruntilda be fertile for a human? i never understood if hags in those games were human women who practice sorcery or a completely different species
>>744350680Probably too old and way past fertile age, she is a hag. She has to literally albsorb the youth and beauty of Tooty in Banjo-Kazooie to get all sexy and youthful.
>>744350619Anne is human I think, and Noisette should be human too?
>>744350958idk those characters anyway bye thread its about to 404
>>744315023I love seeing people say D as if giygas isn't the embodiment of evil that four superpowered chosen children couldn't defeat without desperately praying enough to break the fourth wall, you are turning into a raped lobotmite!!!
>>744350619Rouge is a mobian, not a batI think humans and mobians can crossbreed?
>>744349589Posts like this make me think that a lot of you don't understand AM's personality. He is much more like a trollish Satan rather than a sperg constantly complaining about how pissed off he is. Like, internally he is still full of hate, but he isn't having a tantrum about it 24/7.
>>744351206>thread its about to 404But why?
>>744351365>I think humans and mobians can crossbreed?no lolis there proof of this in Sonic?
>>744351557bump limit reached it's at +500 replies and on page 10. page 11 is 404 (archive) no more replies.
>>744351569They definitely can love, sonic 06 had a mobian human kiss I'm willing to take one for the tean to find out with her, you know we all have to pull our weight in the bunker and do our duties
>>744351784Thats true Sonic 06 did have some shit like that but its not proof of cross breeding between species.
>>744351784Lex Luther, is that you?
>>744351242Why would anyone be scared of giygas?I can't even comprehend the nature of his attack.
>>744291337Does AM have the means to torture anyone in the bunker? if he has no power it seems like a chill place to stay inBunker C would be fine if it weren't for that green faced BITCH who canonically STINKS
