Colonel, I've successfully infiltrated the /v/ board of this "4chan.org". I will now begin my mission to get to Page 10 without anyone noticing.
!ALERT
>>744340371Who's shitposts are these?
Snake, this is a sneaking mission. There will be multiple obstacles that you'll have to go through, however. These obstacles include numerous notorious "Hackers" that wear hoodies, V for Vendetta masks, and code behind a large wall of binary. They are known as anonymous, or otherwise known as legion. You MUST avoid them at all costs!!There are also ""things"" known as baiters. They will try to get into your codec and DISTRACT YOU from your mission.You can deal with them by simply calling them out, or insulting them enough to the point of where they reconsider baiting you.However, snake... There is a legendary... ... Soldier... ... Who is only spoken about in tales and stories. He is ranked as a MASTER BAITER. His name is REVOLVER ANONYMOOOOO. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS.
>>744340371BUMP THIS THREAD!I REPEAT, BUMP THIS THREAD!
mod has a chance to do funny and make this stickyyouve done gayer shit
Here's my pean
>>744340806SNAKE? SNAKE?! SNAAKE?! SNAAAAAKEEE!
>>744341175girthy
>>744341085Anonymous huh? I'll keep a look out for these "baiters" that you mentioned. I'll try using this "box" with a question mark on it to sneak around. Might be useful, heh.
A SHIT POST?!
>>744340371>Snake, Kojima elaborated a secret, forbidden technique to attract attention
!
>>744341175
>>744341818Colonel, I alerted one of these "Anonymous"!! What should I do? CQC?
>>744340371without anyone noticing?
SNAKE WATCH OUT! That's a Schizo! The Schizos are EXTREMELY AUTISTIC individuals that haunt certain threads and intentionally lower the quality of discussion in them, making any discussion on the topic they've chosen worse! Even worse than that, people feel compelled to give them replies even if they've been making the exact same posts for years! You've gotta find a way to get out of there without replying to the Schizos, Snake!
This is a good thread
>>744342141A Schizo? Otacon, what should I do? I seem to be surrounded by at least 5 or so of these "Schizos" from every angle!!I'll have to wipe them out. It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a thread on this Basket Weaving Forum.
>>744340371Sorid Snake? You rike this forum, eh? Maybe we can both exprore it together when you get back, heh heh!
>>744343397Why is she Scooby-Doo
>>744340371Now I'll read more deeply into your soul. Ah, I can see into your mind...So, you enjoy console war threads?You enjoy AI slop.I see that you enjoy slutposting threads.Hmm. You have not played video games often. You are somewhat reckless.I can read you like an open book!
Snake, do you copy? It’s Miller.I’ve been monitoring this forum's activity, and it’s a hornets' nest. The posters here aren't like the genome soldiers on Shadow Moses. They won't just follow a predictable patrol route. They are highly reactive, deeply opinionated, and they will spot an outsider in seconds. If you want to gather intel without getting flamed or banned, you need to use proper forum stealth.
>>744343685Snake! You have to switch your thread style to the "Tomorrow" theme in order to kill Psycho Mantis!!Quick! If you do that, he won't be able to read your mind!
>>744344135Master, it's been a while, what are you doing here?Proper forum stealth, huh? How can I collect intel about these "posters" without getting spotted?
>>744344224You still don't believe me?!I will show you my psychokinetic power.Put your dragon dildo on the floor. Put it down as flat as you can... that's good.Now I will move your rubber phallus... by the power of my will alone!!
?whose footprints are these?
>>744340371!
>>744344224kek
>>744340371Whats this? 14 TB of Trap porn!
It gets jammed easily I'm afraid
>>744343685>stonesnake watch out! hes a jew!dont say anything racist or he'll debank you
>>744344873Meryl, NO! Your dildo... It's vibrating even though it's not plugged in. Is he really usingpsychokinesis?
Huh?Whose footprints are these?
guys how do i get good at mgs2 these guys are way harder than what was in mgs1
>>744346074try fingerbut hole
>>744340371ENEMY SIGHTED!
>>744345224Trap? Snake, he's trying to bait you! Everyone knows that FUTA is better than trap porn!
What was that noise?
Snake, don't get fooled, 4chan is not what it seems. As you might know the shortsighted and reckless decisions made by jannies essentially crippled the userbase and made posting harder than it needs to be for the few that decided to stay, what looks like a dying website that's a shadow of its former self that never managed to keep up with modern social platforms can be considered the first mass social engineering and mind control project that's part of a classified military operation conducted by the US government since the early 2000s. Snake you are the only person that's capable of stopping this digital panopticon that keeps its users trapped, there's also one thing of note you might find interesting, recently the website was attacked by a competitor's website, known as "sharty", that successfully managed to penetrate the advanced defences of 4chan, Snake this means one thing: it's not invulnerable, just like metal gears that you faced in the past every system and machine has a weak point, and the only person that can find it is (You), Snake.I also suggest you don't save any images you might encounter during your mission because they can contain embedded content of dubious origin, in the past we sent agents for reconnaissance and lost contact with them, gacha threads are some of the most dangerous for this kind of activity.
>>744346809Funny seeing you here. Sharty? How do I stop it?
>>744347095you don't
>>744348275this post DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
>page 9Not so fast, SNAKE!
Huh? Whose shitposts are these?
>>744350919NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!
Good luck, Snake. Remember, if you need to reply to someone, there's a way to do so without bumping the thread. I'd tell you how, but someone might be listening into our conversation right now. You'll just have to remember your training. Contact me once you've reached page 10.
Best fucking thread in weeks.As the oldfags used to say, this thread wins the interwebs.
Ah... i can see into your mind.... So... you like Netorious Neighbor Cumming For Their Wives!?What the fuck is wrong with you Snake
>>744340371Hiya Snake! It's me, Slippy!
>>744351540Slippy get back here!
>>744340371WHO'S THERE?
>>744340371>An IP ? Colonel, what's a Russian bot account doing here ?!
You are now aware the Colonel's AI speech from 2001 contained — em dashes
>>744351060Of course not, that's a brickwall
WHATS THAT NOISE
>>744352227what the fuck
SHUT UP IN THERE WILL YA
Raiden! Turn your computer off right now!
>>744351540Slippy! My frogger! How do you like the new game!?
>>744352227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZcCO2xGt60
>>744340806What's the meaning of the sparkles in their eyes? Mgs2 guards got them too sometimes.
Huh? Just a shitpost
>>744351087Colonel, tell me now! I need to know, this place is swarming with "Anonymous"!!
>>744344135Hold on... Miller...? I just got intel from these posters that Miller has been dead for the past week. You're not... LIQUID??!
Did you like my bump?
Janny? So you're the "janitor" of this place? You virtually clean up this place? And you do it for free? You're pretty good. . .I need you to give me information on how to get to page 10 quicker. I hear that you're able to post without "bumping" the thread... How?!
>>744352227Em dashes? Hrgh...
>LIQUID! Tell me, why do you ruin /v/? Why do you ruin /a/!? A nigga can't post his waifu without getting a 3 day range ban? What is this garbage, when vtumor threads get constant play?! >"Ruin"? Haha, oh brother, you are so naïve... "I'm" not ruining your precious boards. THEY are. The common man. The layman. The "cattle" of the world. The average poster. The low drecks of society who cling to this website because they lack socialness... all I am doing is guiding them through perpetuating memetic culture. >..."Memetic culture"? >Indeed. With the use of the internet, the idea of culture as we know it has become perverted. There are no longer local, "secular" bonds, the type where people get to know each other and communicate with them in people's communities, with the internet's rise. There is now one community: the global community. >Through wired eonnection, everyone is now connected. The news, the politics, the wars, the controversies, the drama. Even every insignificant thing such as pet pictures, and "food selfies" become prominent. And because of this, there's such an overflow that people cannot process it; they yearn for "simplicity". Because, after all, we ARE animals, brother... and animals are always hungry to satisfy the bare minimum. Because THAT is safety. THAT is security. By hyperfocusing on fewer things, to block out the noise, to ignore consequence, we can successfully override their empathy and have them do something critically damning to humanitarian morals: embrace "apathy". >What!? That's despicable... But even YOU know that can't last forever. The human spirit is strong. Time and again, we survive. Nuclear bombs, genocide, natural disasters, plagues. Even with the universe against us, humans find a way to live. And that doesn't explain one thing: why do you have the boards filled up with the stupidest things possible?
>>744353898>A rather cute way of looking at things, dear Solid. You ask why the boards are the way they are. Ask yourself: why do people seem WILLING to do it? Again: "embracing apathy". But how would one come to accept such a thing? The average person isn't so bad, after all, they can cry and care for another man. And we take that away by introducing them to a few meager concepts: addiction and parasocialism. >Those "vtumors"? They're all a plant, ordinated to sow the seeds of false relationships within the human psyche to make each person feel like they're unattainable. This concept goes back to a simple thing, the concept of the "idol". Idols are things to worship. Something to praise with an utmost, devoted passion. But in that same essence, in order to worship something, it must be seen as "beyond human". While it sounds impossble on paper, it's actually quite simple. All you have to do is plant the idea of something in one's head to make them seem like something greater than themselves. That pitiful master of yours, for instance... you learned everything from him. In his cold persona, you sensed something within him. You sensed the man beneath and came to respect him. >But you never really knew him, did you? That idea you came up with was one on your own. The idea of Kazuhira Miller is an entire fabrication that suits your own viewpoint to justify why you admire him. THAT is "idolization". And that is where our terrible vtumor banks come in. >By having people personify a "living" fictional character, with a 2D or 3D image, the idea is planted into the viewer that she is "playing" a character. And once that becomes accepted, the person behind the camera ceases to exist: there is now only the character. What you are seeing and processing is not the human, but persona, and you process it as real. Every stupid, infantile word that comes out of her mouth, the false pleasantries, fake sentiments, all accepted as real, because you accepted the character is real.
>>744353958>They donate more. Tens. Hundreds. Thousands. Just to solicit a reaction. To bond closer with the idea in their head, they too wish to be "beyond human". But you could also say that they also want to worship and be "not human" as well. And through this parasocialism, affections and bonding become transactions, attention becomes paid time and a fleeting moment, and it fuels the addiction for they are the addicted. And we push it further: globally accepted gambling via gatcha games, onlyfans scoundrels being disgustingly marketed on apps with teenagers like TikTok and Instagram, low IQ fools who try to be real life idols through streaming and acting childish and spurned by donations, AI generation for the inept pigs who want instant gratification. We equate love with money and immediate feedback, and add more fuel to the fire. The IQ becomes more simplistic by hyperfocusing on idolatry; others are subconsciously obligated to join in through mob mentality. Because the global is now the collective. And if you oppose, you are demeaned, ostracized, laughed at, humiliated. The fixation leads to more simplicity, simplicity leads to more highs, more highs leads to lower IQ as they ruin their dopamine sensors and can hardly think and articulate. And now we arrive at our goal: ruining the masses through their addiction. >And why, you may ask? All for the purpose of one thing: to give THEM the inferior genes! All my life, I was cursed to live in your shadow, and now, the world itself will be forced upon THEIR recessive genes! They will kill themselves for love, ruin their sex drive, their bloodline becomes diluted, and their values and sensibilities irreperably damaged. Through parasocialism, their genes become destroyed. And THAT is why I am doing this: to strike back at the wretches who cursed me with this body, while you live freely! >...Well, that's a dastardly plan and all, but can I be unbanned now? >No.>LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII>You are banned.
>>744353337What if I did?!
paz should have massive tits
>>744353898>>744353958>>744354019I... I... LIQUID! Can't you see what you're doing wrong?! Just because of them, you're going to throw everything else away?!! You're not getting past me.
>>744354216She does, have you not seen them?
Your memes...end here!
>>744355945THE MEMES NEVER END
>>744340371Huh, who's chudprints are these?
>>744341126Bump?
I need to use the bathroom.
>>744340371TOO LATE SNAKENOW DIE
Nobody told you anything about this place, Snake? It presents itself as a niche, autistic forum for Chinese cartoons, but in reality? It's a recruiting forum for the world's elite hackers. All of them share the same codenames, — "Anonymous". And they're known for wearing those strange Guy Fawkes masks. That's why you'll never beat them if you make a target out of yourself, Snake. Make sure you clear the name field when posting, and if you've grabbed a pass off one of the admins, hide it. Do NOT use a tripcode! You're just asking to get yourself trolled if you parade yourself around like some kind of GameFAQs refugee. Anonymity should be your top priority. And if your presence arouses any suspicion, just say you're from eBaum's World. The "anons" here should know what you mean. See ya around, Snake. And try to be careful?
>>744353898>>744353958>>744354019Holy fucking redpill
>>744359971Tripcode, huh?
A DUHD?
>>744362320Snake, when did you start reading magazines like that?Didn't I teach you to take care of business without having to rely on that sort of thing?
Colonel what's a Russian gunship doing here?
>>744364283Hind D?
>>744340371HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
YOU WONT GET PAST ME!!!!
All I want is for my pastas to be remembered. But the Jannies will deny me even that.
>>744341860God damnit I read that whole post in his voice in my head
>>744341860Fucking hellhttps://vocaroo.com/14rjHl3ipp8R
soon
>Just call me..."OP's mom last night"
>>744346576Pero que coño!?One of the best spanish dubs ever, i swear to god. What a shame they didn't keep it for MGS2
>>744369705How the fuck did a character named deepthroat get greenlit
>>744369965Ask Nixon
>>744369965because it was a reference to Watergate
>>744352227Electro Magnetic Dashes? He’s fast!
Someone keep this thread alive, I’m going to SLEEP
>in China they say...
>>744371879Man who eat bing chilling, grow chilly. Man who eat lao gan ma, grow chilli.
someone PLS post the>the lust for (Youuuuuuuuuuu)
>>744352227how the fuck did he know
>>744371958sasuga
>>744355357too small
!I found enemy thread! Copy that
Something strange. That's not /v/ posting. I see no steam charts, no goon threads, no deltatrooners, barely any /pol/ discussion, there's no bait in here and for fucks sake, THERE'S NOT EVEN ONE WAIFUFAG.It has one thing - Videogames conversation and that's prohibited. videogame posting is UNAUTHORISED on /v/! ALERT! ENEMY THREAD SPOTTED!
JANNITORS DEPLOYED TO THREAD 744340371everyone stay on position, no further conversation is allowed
>>744340371My code name?"Frame Perfect"
What made MGS1 atmosphere unmatched by the rest of the franchise and in gaming as a whole?
>>744378148...It's like one of my Japanese Hentais
>>744342063>Hey you hear that? Its his birthday...
>>744340371Thread sneaking themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLcH_mq8vRg
HQ! please respond
>>744340371Snake, we need you to discover how many of the goynome soldiers are actually remphan flag posters.
>>744350919What am I supposed to be seeing here? That's just a fucking wall
>>744379292This is HQ
>>744340371Noticing?
>>744352227Okay, and what does that mean?
>>744352227Anons, what the fuck.
>>744352227HE TRULY IS THE SIMPSON OF /v/IDYA
>>744379757LLM models love using em dashes, while real humans use them extremely rarely. That makes them an easy way to recognize when something was written by an AI.
>>744343397Ro ro ro rake u ran save ur game?Wise Chinese man once say "if deal smell like shit, probably a scam. If everything smell like shit, check underwear"
>>744379967What's a em dash?
>>744352715it's anime shit from japan they do the sparks to represent people locking in, zeroing in on targets before chasing
>>744380024Confucius said:>Man who sleep with itchy bum, wake with stinky finger.
>>744359971>eBaum's World
DON'T THINK! POST!I'M TELLING YOU, POST!
>Jannies, huh? Seems like the coast is clear, at least for now.>....!>Damn. Schizos. But how'd they find my posts so fast?
>>744379967Jesus Christ
>Snake, are you okay? It might not be helpful now, but they had to be using 4chanX. Its like nanomachines for the web. >Every image you post has an accompanying MD5 fingerprint. 4chanX lets you check the offsite archive for all images that match that fingerprint, so even if you change your filename, they might still suspect it was (You). >...Be careful Snake...
>>744379703Janny here,We lost sight of the enemy's IP address, commencing search
>>744340728WHOSEYou fucking french nigger
Colnel, I've infiltrated /v/ - Videogames. There doesn't seem to be much discussion about Videogames though. Are you sure this is the right board, Colnel?
SNAAAAAKEEEEE
>>744340806Soul
>>744352227scary as fuck
The situation is normal. All clear.
>>744382083HEY, YOU,What is with that Zoomer speak?
>>744380094a longer hyphen, properly used it introduces a clause that explains or expands on earlier parts of the sentence
>>744379967>mfw have been using em-dashes since before LLMs existed
>>744382139Newer generation preffers to to speak with words of highly melanated people, sir!
>>744380094A regular dash is the - sign, the one that's right there on your keyboard right now.An em dash is that sign, but longer. It's usually available only by doing a certain trick with your physical keyboard (don't know about smartphones), or by writing a certain way in your writing software of choice, such as MS Word.
...I've been using em dashes all my life. Does that mean — I'VE BEEN A CONSTRUCT ALL ALONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED
Are the steam ports any good?
>>744380094>>744382427What I forgot to say is that regular dash and em dash are not supposed to be used the same way. The regular dash is supposed to be used either for hyphenating words, or as a "minus" sign, while em dash is meant to be used more like picrel.Basically, the joke is that Kojima accidentally predicted LLM AI.
>>744382650Eh. They are very lazy, especially the MGS 1 one. Although I hear it's been improved a bit recently, by adding antialiasing, for one.
>>744382707That's too bad; maybe I'll wait for a sale
>>744382650>>744382707I thought Steam version is just the PC port from 2000? Is it actually different?
>>744382787The MGS Collection port is literally a PS1 emulator running in the background. And not a good one at that.
>>744382345!WOABLJAHEEEEEEHNEMY SIGHTEDREQUESTING BACKUP OONIT
>>744381502SNAKE! YOU'RE IN /ʌ/ — THE AUSTRALIAN EQUIVALENT OF /v/! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!
>>744383173OTACON... VIDYA GAEMS...HMMMM...SOME...KIND....OF.....SLOPAHHHHHHH
>>744383173AH I CANTCRAB BATTLE
>>744352227
>>744379967have you ever read a non fictional book in your life?
>>744352227Ephesians 6:12 KJVFor we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
>>744383841Yes, anon, and I have also seen numerous jokes about those books being written by AI. What's your point? Are you going to argue expert books is how people talk and write in casual, everyday life?
>>744352227No shit, any quirk LLMs can adopt is something they take from the scraped text written by humans.
>>744383968>Yes, anon, and I have also seen numerous jokes about those books being written by AIso you're telling me every 1800s german philosopher's book was written by AI?>Are you going to argue expert books is how people talk and write in casual, everyday life?i'm telling you that people used to put dashes instead of parentheses when briefly explaining points interrupting the paragraph.
>>744384136>so you're telling me every 1800s german philosopher's book was written by AI?What part of the word "joke" do you not understand?>i'm telling you that people used to put dashes instead of parentheses when briefly explaining points interrupting the paragraph."Used to".
>>744384534so now we can't use dashes because AI does it, even though every internet blog did it for decades, got itretard
>>744353958>>744354019>You think that you crack the code did ya, well you have it all wrong Liquid!!!>"Vtumor" a plant you have no idea how any of this work,if you artificially push something then there would been a push back, but these vtumor all succeeded because they have an appeal of 2d women and baggage of 3d women, an unholy mixture of idol culture and celeb gossip.>'Globally accepted gambling via gatcha games' o Liquid you underage cunts with this statements you outed yourself to how old you really all, 3d gacha game only got really popular in Asia due to chasing the genshin money, if had you said that tf2 with the introduction of the hat economy had changed the gaming landscape for the worse, I would have given you a benefit of dout.
Not so fast, SNAKE! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET TO PAGE 7 ON MY WATCH?!The blood from the Japanese culture boards flows within your veins. You will soon become an OTAKU, SNAKE!This is what happens when you brown 4chan.org, ha ha! I will squash you like a bug.
>>744385101This nigga is retarded.
>>744385157DAAAAAT'S RIGHT Ni-Nig-Neg-Nug-Coon!
>>744384576Where did I say that, faggot?
>Snake is 37 >Meryll is 14How did they get away with it?
Otacon… I’m trying to sneak around but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards! What do I do??
>>744352227Em dashes were considered the correct way to write in formal writing for centuries, which is why LLMs use them in the first place, because they got trained on centuries worth of human data and not just the last couple of decades where a modern keyboard makes typing "-" way faster and easier and people stopped giving a fuck. This is circular reasoning desu desu desu ne~
>>744385272>All right, you are right I'm retared but I don't care, want know why because I have a Dream!!!>That one day every anon can have this OWN retared opinion, a website that is truly free, dammit.>A /v/ where vtumor and gacha games are allowed, a /v/ that have a rape general, where oc and lol are allowed.>Where every anon are free to act as their retared selves without fear.>Where retard that want 4chan to changed and modernize like other websites are mocked.>A /v/ermin that mocked faggot that think the internet is Sr Bussinesssssed!
>>744386802Yeah that. There are some quirks LLMs tend to use more often than not and might appear with an unnatural frequency in a certain text, but they don't mean much in isolation because they are taken literally from how people were writing in the first place.People who think Em dash automatically means AI slop are genuine retards.
Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!
>>744340371What would be /v/ bosses name? Raging Frog? Free Jannie? Crying wojack?
>>744386448Because homos like you werent born yet
>main character has to sneak>call him snakebravo kojima
>>744387435Man Woman
(Forgot to put this before the last one lol)>And the average person is fascinated by this. They have immediately started worshipping them in their minds because it's something that defies understanding, because it DOES defy reality. This phenomena is something you know well... the "suspension of disbelief". After all, in those VR trainings, it's not real pain you feel if you take damage to your HP bar, right? >Yeah... the pain isn't real. But the sensation... the body reacts and treats it as genuine; something similar to a placebo affect, but much more deadly. >Correct. And one needs not even be under pain to be susceptible to this either. Depression alone can influence a person's entire physical behavior, simply because the affected believe themselves to be unworthy and punish themselves in masochistic ways. Religion itself is a suspension of disbelief, to believe there is a purpose to life, a meaning in their choices. >But every worm on this planet desperately craves for something to believe in to not drive themselves insane. With how much more huddled people have become, even religion is not enough. They seek to worship digital, manufactured intimacy, and through these virtual tumors, they become infected.>They begin quickly building altars: fanart, MVs, songs, edits, fan roleplay accounts, referential humor. And one thought permeates the viewer's mind: >"I want them to talk to me". >But there's just one problem... >there are 1000+ viewers in her stream. >And only one of you. >And that is where things finally culminate: donations. >By having a viewer donate, the donation is highlighted by the stream's overlay, and the viewer can comment on it, making them especially standout. And they react, and say thank you, and such and such... but you notice they express a stronger reaction to some others. Some are funnier, more offensive, annoying, whathaveyou. And all you care about is wanting that stronger expression. Do you see where this is going? >...Shit.
>>744388716>>744354019
>>744387435>Cyborg Stealth Poster>Janny Raven: Does it for FREE>Liquid Autist>Sniper PeePee>Revolver PooPoo>Schizo Mantis
>>744387435>Crying WojackThis one.I like this one.
>>744387435Schizo Mantits
>You're gonna (you) him?
>>744387435>Raging Frog>Free Jannie>Crying wojack>Blacked Indian>Paid Astroturfer>Quality Poster (died off screen before the story started)
>>744387435Coward CuckThe Lust
>>744389068>A poster denied his dubs.
>>744386802Imagine an LLM based on 4chan data. Talking to it would be a total pain in the ass. Why are we even here.
>>744352702JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?YOUVE BEEN HIT BYYOUVE BEEN DABBED ON BY A CUTE CRIMINAL
>Cheer up anon, we have a better lead>This contains the list of all the Janitors>The sharty hack was coded to destroy only the information about the Janitors' identities>Which means there's a parameter coded here that defines what that information is*4CHAN CREDITS ROLL*>Snake, are you there? It's me>Did you find the Janitors list?>Of course, it contains the wages of 12 Janitors>Where are they?>...Well, we were right about them eating hotpockets, but.... they've not been getting paid, all 12 of them>Since when?>...For over 20 years...>What the hell!??
>>744354216My snake just got solid…
>>744352227They're all over the script, not just Colonel's speech.
>>744340371OLIOLIOOOOOO
>>744390883I'm like 99% LLMs use those as reference, especially in RP settings.I always get the feel I have seen the way chatbots write somewhere before.
>>744390950>Metal Gear Sigint
>>744352227Number one: that's terror
>>744391481Terror built into the system?
>>744340371
Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
>>744390158They had one of these, put it on twitter and had to take it down after the first week, guess what was it saying on repeat?
>>744391717Colonel… I…
Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?
Coronel, I thought this was a japanimation board, why do i look like this?
>>744393257congratulations, you had an intence anal sex
>>744393868Fine, forget it...
>>744393257That's the Sun anon, you can see it during the day
>>744340371>i grew up on the image board!>slurs and ban evading were my parents!
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
>>744352962Yes it's true Snake. I am a state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape!I am incompressible! I maintain my volume even under pressure!
THEY GOT MY EYES
Super baby method?
>>744352227The ED...
You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...
>>744389182>Schizo MantitsThis is perfect
>>744395563NO! That is NOT Solid Snake!
Not video games
Gray Chameleon gave me a wristy once behind a pipe on the Support Platform
>>744392359THIS BITCH IS WEARING PERFUME
>>744340371Really want Metal Gear and Z.O.E. to be in SRW, but only if there will be also Fullmetal Panic! (to ling with MG) and Gundam IBO (to link with Z.O.E.).Would've been fun if Snake interacted with Sousuke and taught him some of his espionage skills while Dingo would chill out with Tekkadan and being sympathetic to them wanting to be independent (even more towards Mikazuki after the whole Hamshal stuff happens).
>>744396780Ah Heck its like a Dinosaur theme park
?Huh? What was that noise?
>>744385157You wanna pull each others' ears?
>page 8It isn't over yet, SNAAAAAAKEEE!!
>>744399495she's cuteI wonder what kind of face she'll make when I show her my ass
>>744402557DOES THIS GUY DIE?
Do you guys think we’ll have MGO with mgs4 on PC?
>>744402770>Do you guys think we’ll have MGO with mgs4 on PC?
>>744402901FUCK KONAMI
IT SHOULD BE YOU ON THIS BOAT SNAKE, NOT MEI'M BASED AND REDPILLEDYOU'RE A LIBERAL KEK
>>744404194YOOOOONG OUUUUUUT!!
>>744402770Maybe in a post release update...
>>744340371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZcCO2xGt60
>>744406659>japanimation
>>744399495Well, laughing wallaby gave me head on the conservation platform
Good thread
>>744409040Pretty… good…
someone was heard speaking kikongo in this very thread
>farts
My mom browses instagram a lot for some reason and she watches these stupid meme videos and I can hear that they use that alert sound effect and it makes me wonder just how many people know that sound effect and have no idea it comes from MGS
>>744352227WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN SAYMY NAME
>>744352227wtf how
A... A HIND-D?!
>>744352715 old anime trope
I'm gonna be legit after mgs4 port and delta I already forgive konami
>>744414632>Hayate no gotokuNow that's a name I haven't heard in a while
>>744344873Woh, how is he doing that??
I miss when games were allowed to be short but firing on all cylinders all the way through.
>>744340371(salute)
>>744415407>shortMGS1 was exceptionally long for its time, you fucking zoomer faggot.
>>744415780yes exceptionally long*checks the year before"*sees ff7*ah yeslarping retard
>Ban me please! Put me out of my misery.>*ban evades*
Actual zoomer here, what is this game about?
>>744417613Snake goes Solid and Metal Gears all over the place
>>744417613Society
Each day I would stare at the morning threads, praying to make it through the day.
>>744390883>>744352227KOJIMA SAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>744417613bout some guy killing a bunch of kooky terrorists
>>744371958What a wise culture
>>744417613nanomachines
>>744415932>ff7like 15 hours tops if you use fastforward like a human being
you are now breathing manually
>>744417381MY VPN ITS A DUD
>>744415932RPGs are known to be and accepted as bloatfests. You're a faggot. Hope this helps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
Why are you late on your status report?
>>744417613daddy issues, war, nukes
>>744417613supersoldiers created by memes unironically
>>744417613>Metal Gears 1 and 2Stopping the greatest mercenary on the planet from using a nuke firing walking tank>MGS1Stopping terrorists from using that same nuke firing walking tank>MGS2We live in a society>MGS3Manly tears
>>744417381>all the now banned IPs falling out of the sky whilst hers remains unbanned
>>744419594Sir, it's all clean, sir!I repeat my ass is clean, sir! All clean!
>>744340371Page 10?
>>744380094normal dash: -em dash: —
>Activate itboard gets spammed by porn gacha threads and bait xitter reposts
I found this screenshot on /v/ ages ago, before I played the game. How did anon get the game to look like that?
>>744423116I'm guessing it's the pc port
>>744423116>PC port>graphical mod>emulator settings cranked to max
>>744423116perspective correction, uprendering. impressive that the lighting was already part of the original game
>>744340371SNAKE! Did you like my sunglasses?
>>744340371LA LI LU LE LO
>>744424054>impressive that the lighting was already part of the original gamethe artdirection is incredible, it looks timeless
>>744424350>japanese are unabre to pronounce "L">so LA LI LU LE LO are all syllables that are incomprehensible to them and are therefore invisibleWhat's the english language equivalent?
>>744340371>Oh. You're approaching page 10 dear brother?
>>744425107Ñá Ñé Ñí Ñó Ñú
>>744379757Newfags who don't read anything more complex than twitter posts are paranoid that anything with -- is written by AI.
>>744425107>RA RI RU RE RO
>>744340371>One page left before he gets to 10NOT SO FAST, BROOOTHERRR
>>744418230Fuck you
Do you guys think Kojima reads manga? What are his favorite mangas?
just bought mgs 3 remakeill plap it a week before 4 drops
>>744429256He is Japanese so probably.
>>744429329>ill plap it a week before 4 dropsDude how small is your dick? Those disc holes are pretty small...
best thread on vee
>>744429876>disk
>>744430516>digitalSo you're gonna fuck your PC? The USB slots are even smaller than disc holes.
>>744430549>personal computer
>>744430594>macfagFine, your boyfriends asshole then.
>>744430730did everyone forget that steam decks exist already?
>>744430775Yes.
>>744430815fuck
>>744340371kek
>>744417613A group of near superhuman specialized soldiers do terrorism with a nuclear equipped walking battle tank.You play as a an infiltration expert who sneaks into bases operated by these terrorists to stop their nuclear power.
I'm a zoomie that only got into this series recently, but I have to say: MGS1 low key finna be the best one of the og trilogy. It's the best in terms of pacing and tone and the writing isn't as obnoxious yet.
what the hell is cyborg ninja supposed to be?
>>744422870>kino starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kGDs4oUTm4
>>744431463Keep playing
>>744431407that's partially because of the English localizer, who got replaced because Kojima was buttblasted that his translations weren't completely literal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzZddYyro_0I'm so glad MGS1 is starting to get gameplay mods developed
>>744432338I'm surprised that wasn't a thing already considering you could play as Cyborg Ninja in a few VR Missions.
>SNAKE WATCH OUT THAT'S A DELTARUNE THREAD, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE
>>744340371SNAEKU! YOU WAN SAVE GAME?WISE CHINESE PROVERB:BE AS THE SHITPOSTER RATHER THAN THE JANNY.THE TWO ARE OFTEN THOUGHT OF AS OPPOSITE BEINGS, BUT THEY SHARE MORE SIMILARITIES THAN WE INITIALLY THINK. FOR EXAMPLE, BOTH OCCUPY A BOARD AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE GETTING PAID. HOWEVER, ONE HAS TO PERFORM A TEDIOUS JOB, WHILE THE OTHER IS JUST HAVING FUN.SOMETIMES, IT'S BETTER TO JUST HAVE FUN THAN TO BE A DUMB WAGIE IF YOU AREN'T GETTING PAID ANYWAY. IN THAT SAME VEIN, I WANT YOU TO THINK OF YOUR MISSION AS AN INTERESTING ACTIVITY RATHER THAN A TEDIOUS TASK THAT YOU HAVE TO PERFORM. IF YOU ENJOY WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU'LL FIND THAT IT BECOMES MUCH EASIER TO DO THAN IF YOU DID NOT. DON'T BE LIKE THE JANNY, SNAEKU.
>>744433935Shitposter? Janny? Errghh... Mrs. Ling... This is all very confusing... Maybe you could explain it over dinner?
>>7444314072 and 3 both mog it unfortunately
Sleepy time for me, Snake… I’ll have to rely on the other guards to prevent you from page 10
>>744435546Nah. 2 only gets good in the last quarter and MGS3 is shallow and self indulgent
Just entered the fight against The End but I won't do it now. Gonna wait a few days to build up hype before booting it back again.
>>7444356412 is good from the very start, and I don’t know what you mean by 3 being self indulgent
>>744435924Best boss fight imo. Just don’t wait more than 1 week to do it :^)
>>744342486Snake, if you encounter any schizos, you can neutralize them by forcing them to take their "meds". You should have been supplied with several doses of haloperidol; it won’t stop their crippling autism, but it should hamper their shitposting enough for you to make it to page 10 undetected.
>>744436313Meds huh? Otacon… Where can I find them?
>>744431407You're rightMGS1 is the peak of series. Always was and still is.
Snek will never make it to page 10
>>744431747Mogjima was always a hack
>>744417613Actual fucking kino of a series that somehow stays together when you got Hideous Kojimbo threatening to get too pseudointellectual before some reins him back and actually writes some themes and commentary on the world. Oh yeah and it's basically just spy movie stuff mixed with anime that casts commentary on societal stuff but it is a bit nuanced and calm when talking about this stuff so the codec calls and tapes are fleshed out when it comes to talking about these topics rationally.
>>744352715you must be really autistic for not figuring this out yourself
A CHUD?
>>744437974Is Raiden getting peed on canon?you CAN avoid it
Liquid...you've changed
Are the og metal gears worth playing at all or nah?
>>744438571yes
>>744340371Professor here! Caught any of those monkeys yet Snake?
>>744438571All of them.
>>744437878OPIs he the one they call Faggot?
After playing DS1 and 2 it's really obvious how much Konami was tard wrangling him.
>>744440849No shit, when he got Koji Pro, and Fuku got booted from writing it showed
>>744340371Greatest game ever made.
hold it right there snake you aren't getting past my moves
it's not over yet Snake...it's not over yet...
snake watch out for saboteurs who invade with child porn, although rare, it is still a non zero chance of ir happening
>>744444138How am I supposed to protect myself against that, other than not sneaking around here?
Metal Gear...It can't be...
>>744430984lmao
NO RUMBLE???!
Huh? What was that thread?
>>744445278Must have been the janny.
>>744340371BROTHER!Good of you to make it this far!Have I ever told you how submissive you are?
>>744444531metal...gear?
>>744438571Metal Gear 1 isn't that great and I fault no one for skipping itMetal Gear 2 is pretty great though and I would suggest anyone who thinks the classics look too dated or whatever to at least give this one a shot, it's a well made game that continued to get remade over and over because of how good it wasAll the Metal Gear Solids are worth playing without exception
>>744417613imagine you're a young japanese lad growing up watching american action movies and thinking "holy fuck this is the coolest shit I have literally ever seen" and then you get to direct video games so you shove every western action movie into one plot and filter it through your unique lens that's metal gear and it's wonderful
>>744444531Metal...Queer...
YOU LIKE MEN
Huh, Video Games?
>>744448032>SNAKE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT LOOK AT WOMEN IN THE CURRENT YEAR YOU MONSTER
>>744340728>shitting on these classic 4chan threadsjesus christ you fucking tourists are obnoxious
>>744446234Submissive?
>>744447753LIIIQUUUIIIDDDD
Metal gear solid delta is on sale right now, is it worth it for someone who has already played all of the mainline games?
/v/ threads now stay up for days... Is it the end of the board now? I'm not complaining about this one, MGS is fun, but I have noticed this trend of slow threads been going for the last few months
>>744449005It’s good as a remake but it’s literally just 3 with improved graphics and updated controls. I personally like it, but I think you should pirate it first to see if you like how it plays, and that’s the only difference between it and 3 outside the graphics
>>744449027/v/ is completely fucking dead. There’s maybe like 400 unique IDs. MAYBE. There’s literally a thread that has been up for 8 days and hasn’t even hit bump limit yet. As you can see by this thread, it’s been up for almost 2 days and isn’t even at 400 replies
>>744449127>It’s good as a remakeSo not?
>>744438868Erghh… They’re caught, professor.
>>744449410Keep reading
>>744449196it's almost like years of letting schizos run rampant has finally caught up with the place
>>744340371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrPuCnNbv8
OLIOLIOOOOOOO!
>>744398896NO! This thread is NOT videogames!
>>744449537(Why don't YOU do it?)
>>744452607I CANT
>>744351540SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER
>>744450914CRAB BATTLE
>>744387435The Cunny Connoisseur
The wonderful thing about tiggers… is that tiggers are wonderful things…
>>744458223Liquid, why? Why do you have to keep doing this? WHY?
reposting from other threadi did it bros, i got all dogtags in mgs2. had to beat extreme twice too because i missed 2 dog tags in the plant. had to beat solidus no hit cause i fucked up the torture sequence so i had no health. i even got a link to a website as reward https://www.konami.com/mg/archive/mgs2_sub/english/alldogtags/download.html it includes some 1024x768 wallpaperspraise me
BROTHER!
>Snake Eater MGS Delta version
>>744459738There was no easy way out of remaking that song. It would have been shit regardless of who sung it
Snake, this thread... It just gets bumped on and on and on... Never ending. Every post detaches you from your goal. I can't sleep with the pain of knowing that all progress is lost with every post... Don't you feel it too? Why are we still here?
Was I weird for having a crush on her as a kid?
>>744459917What was his name again?
>>744352227O_O
>>744460037Eddy Hamburger
>>744386802>t.Arsenal Gear
>>744460037Big Mac Larry
>>744460037Kazu Hero Whopper
>>744460037Tommy number 9
>>744459943NO.
>>744460037Katsu Hero Milker
...
>>744460037Hideo "What took you so long" Kojima
>>744386802Nice try, Colonel.
>>744460037Anal Kaz
>>744460037Master "Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana." Miller
>>744460037Jalapeño Pedro with extra large cumshake
>>744460037Amputee Hero Myron
>>744460037That's a wolf
>>744387435Dizzy bnuuy
SHUT UP IN THERE WILLYUH
>>744460037Peaceful Seed Grinder of Ample Generocity~
>>744461740FACK OFFF
I want Metal Gear Solid but redone as a cute Mahou Shoujo game.
>>744462017Epstein was probably really dissapointed when he didn't find little James on the island
>>744462234He was probably disappointed that the fulton recovery system didn't work on kids even in the fictional game world of MGSV.
>>744460609Katsu huh?
>>744461207Jalapeño huh?
Jon "Question" Mark
>>744352227El sinson de los videojuegos...
>>744462694videoguano
>>744460037Zack Corona
>>744460425Kazu huh?
>>744462694I wish I could reply to you without getting banned for racism
>>744463056>he actually gets banned for racism
>>744440741also known as Deepthroat
VAXX........DIE...
>he still hasn't gotten to page 10why is /v/ so bad at stealth games
>>744459943No, she’s the hottest one
>>744438503>Hormones?THAT’S RIGHT, SNAKE, HORMONES
>>744464271Snake is so bad, he should learn from this guy hiding in air duct
>Metal Chan?
THIS IS DECOYSNAKE ABANDONED THIS THREAD AND IS HIDING IN A VENT
>if you don't hear from me in a day, send Zelda
I was Metal Gear this entire time?
>>744463557>Otacon: Huh I guess it WASN'T safe and effective. Liquid "Felonious" Fauci died by his own creation....I've learned from my father and from my own actions. I will USE SCIENCE for goo->Liquid Fauci: THINK AGAIN
>>744465705>AN EYE FOR AN EYE>Ah...I get it...an eye for an eye->DON'T TOUCH!
you're never going to make it
>>744466101EYE SEE YOU
Give up snake!
>Huh? What vax? No one told me.
>>744469539so...did nobody told Joinny to pull his pants down properly and he was shitting in his pants his whole life?
>>744464625>Lo Li Deh Su Lo?>>744469539>No I have no clot shot in me. Everytime we had mandatory injections, I ducked out. >Don't tell me you knew this was going to happen?!>Uh...yeah.>So that's why you were never a normie? You were always out of sync at the function?>I tried to keep track of everybody's bodycount on my wearable but I could never even get started.>But if you were afraid of shots, why'd you join my team?>To get close to you. To protect you.Based.
Mission successful. Otacon, let's get out of here.
