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>>744356637Snake, they're torturing you!
>>744233837>lasted less than 48 hoursIs BSG popular now?
>>744356637Metal Queer?!
>>744356781GDQ fatigue has reached it's limit and people are moving on
uhh where did Hello Neighbor go on the schedule?
>>744356853Fecal Queer Solids.
>>744356781GDQ is getting really bad and trannies are not even in the 3 worst things about it.
>>744356943Dunno, but can't say I'll miss it
>>744356996I will nigger
>>744356943macbat'd
IM A HEADBANGA
>that hayter impression
why does he wear the sunglasses? is this part of making it harder to play or something?
>>744357481so he can keep track of the visions in his eyes
>>744357481he's like the real solid snake
Wise man one said, better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cumDid you want eggroll with that?
>>744356637If only the full video was focused more on his pecs being played with and less with them punching his stomach.
>>744358338Eggroll, huh?
how much longer until esa?
>>74435893448 hours
>>744359109cool thanks
>>744359167lol
this barely functional mess of a game is worshiped by /v/, why?
>>744360062It's fun.
>>744360062The mind-boggling effects.
>>744356637ecker is that you? nice op, also I heard you're transphobic, even more based
Is this the bad ending? I think I got the good one when I played>>744360062It was good outside of the billions of cut scenes
>>744360260>fixed camera instead of third person camera>fun
10 minutes under estimate? pretty good
>>744360260>It was good outside of the billions of cut scenesTried to replay this crap a while back and couldn't believe how many there were.
Did anything cool happen like this did a few years ago?
>painted nailsnext time you see this runner he will be a she/her
>>744360346Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
do these faggots get paid a portion of the donations or is he just begging for brownie points?
>>744361180the person who said the game was good
>>744361221Do you get paid to post this?
>>744361221probably just a true believer
SAVESCUMMER
They're trying so hard to normalize retards having to tell their pronouns 24/7
>>744361596>They're trying to normalize surgeons washing their hands before surgery
>>744361681will you get an infection and die if I don't ask your pronouns?
What's the difference between HE/HIM and HE/THEY
>>744361861It would be extremely painful.
>>744361887>HE/HIMOne guy>HE/THEYFive Guys
>>744361887The further away from their real pronouns the more mentally ill they are and the higher their chances of committing suicide
>>744361953for who/whose?
nice run
I wonder if people can refuse to put any pronouns on their name, most likely they'd get immediately banned for even asking
>>744361887>hey/yaAlright alright alright alright alright.
>>744362041OKAY NOW SHE/HERS(YEAHHHHH)
>>744361953You're a plus size person.
>>744356637sourceno homo
What the connection between bananas and speedrunning?
>>744362313potassium is the source of their speed
>>744362378cock*
>>744362313both lead to a fall from a great height
>>744362313Choking.
>ShinDarkShadow>
Coco's cocosWhy the fuck are they streaming in the Just Chatting category?
>>744362894Too much work to change the game every time
>>744363057understandable but anything but just chatting...
crash was never good
>>744362671>auCLAIRdelalyn>shinDARKSHADOW>albino white dude>african dude>flags have the same colors but different orientations>competing in a raceThis race is kinoLight vs DarkAkuAku vs UkaUka
>>744363276kek
So FF7R finally finished downloading, and........ the game's kinda shit :/
>>744363276This was the last time they spoke as friends....
>>744363349what, you don't like being railroaded?
Shin will take the lead in Crash 2
could you jump on the ropes in the OG? i feel like that's ainsane
>>744363532i believe in the dark horse
I don't get the appeal for Crash.
>>744363948Pure platforming, unique setting and visuals, good villains
>>744363705You can jump on the lower rope. I'll make a recording after this race is over or tomorrow >>744363948fun
>>744363948See >>744362894
>>744363724holy shit he's like 2 mins behind. I didn't anticipate it being this bad....
So this was generally a good remake right? It retained all the difficulty of the original?
what does the N stand for?
>talked about not using the MAIN speed tech in your speedrun dogshit run/race
>>744364219It to be decided by the winner of the race.
>>744364219you're not funny
>>744364219niggerit stands for nigger
>>744364219Neo...
>>744364219Nintendo
>>744362894>Coco's cocosDamn right
>>744364420Wouldn’t that be YNF?
The racial tension between these two is frightening.
>>744363276
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
CRASH FUCKING SUCKS
>10 minutes behindthe white man emerges victorious once againzulufags bfto forevermore
THREE HOURS?!
enjoy the rest of this slow run, I'm going to watch Werster's complete stadium run
>>744365216>watching a cheaterhttps://youtu.be/3Q6FKBLon84
>>744365692deboooooonked several times over sorry
*heavy breathing*
>>744356637Mmmmmmmmmm don't care for whatever thread this is I just want to suck those nipples.
>>744366292He's out of your league uggo
why the fuck is nobody talking about trans rights?
>>744367179turns out they already had them
>>744367179The Muslims are currently turning them into roadkill.
I have 300g of French brie that I need to eat sooner rather than later because its BB date was 27/7videogames for this feel?
imagine if Coco Bandicoot sucked your dickthat would be so cool
>>744369435I would be so scared. Why is she doing that? What if she bited down?
>>744356637
>>744367612uh oh stinky
>>744367320That's a myth, Christians also do this, you're racist, etc
>>744369484>I would be so scared.Gay.>Why is she doing that? Because.>What if she bited down?You have an Aku.
>>744369854when you nut and she keeps suckin
>>744364185N. Sane is actually more difficult, unintentionally. The original trilogy had slightly different physics in each game. N. Sane uses the same engine (that apes the physics of 3) for all three games. Original 3 and N. Sane 3 play more or less the same, but jumps in N. Sane 1 or 2 don't go as far as they did in the originals unless you're moving at full speed. This is most obvious in 1's bridge levels. Jumps that could be made from a standstill in the original only work with full momentum in N. Sane, so you have to either master the levels enough to clear them without stopping or master the art of running sideways along the plank and veering into your jump at the last second. Or, y'know, walk on the ropes.
>NIKOweird that's not the title of that game
Uhh, is this game about... yknow...
>>744371031I think it is, according a steam review I saw.
>>744371031its heavily implied that niko's mom is a bitch because he's trans now. Idk, the game itself was cute and I want to fuck the pastel animal characters, Niko can kinda fuck off though
>>744371031Cute and funny..?
I wanna fuck 90% of the characters in this game
>gay tortoisesI will NOT buy your game
Alright. This is genuinely, unironically, unequivocally, THE worst run.GDQ and its consequences have been a DISASTER.Words cannot explain how GRIM this run has made me.
>>744370617
>>744367227Their mental gymnastics say that they will kill themselves if they don't get mutilation surgeries and drugs, so that means these things are life saving and therefore a basic human rightwhich means that if the government doesn't pay for their fetish plastic surgeries they feel like their basic rights are being violated and that justifies every act of violence they commit
NOW: autism
esa starts tomorrow?
this rugby section looks trying
>>744375253In about 30 bongs.
>>744375253just 6 hours left
>>744375316What did he mean by this?
Oh no, its this game
this game looks gay
>>744377253story seems really jewy too
next speedrun events:>ESA Summer (31.07-9.08)https://horaro.net/esa/2026-summer1https://horaro.net/esa/2026-summer2>Games on Fast Forward (1.08-3.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/goff2026/schedule/goff2026schedule>NES Block Summer 2026https://horaro.net/nesblock-summer2026/schedule>Barbiethon 2026 (1.08-2.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/barbie26/schedule/bar3ie>RUSC-a-thon 2026 (8.08-15.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/rusc26/schedule/final>RTAinJapan Summer (9.08-15.08)https://rtain.jp/rtaij/vacation-s2026/> HDNMarathon 2026https://horaro.net/hdnmarathon/2026
>>744378580>NES only eventkino incoming
comfy looking game
>nude mode incentive for little witch nobetabit weird but okay
mod*
shoutouts to tecch creww
>>744379565big if true
woman alert
this guy seems to have a particular taste in games
>>744381497and he's french so his gf's probably into it too
>>744381497yeah, shitty games
>>744381761brutal, savage, rekt
>>744381761queerville is down the road. keep it moving
>ablublublublu
>>744381792hey buddy, little st james is two islands down
Fubuki mention
Why is ESA starting on a friday?
>>744381684>he's frenchAh yes, of course
>>744382412it's not
This run convinced to spend the evening playing Life With a Flirty Step-Sister Decensored (TreeBox), rather than Sweet_Pension_Life_with_Nordic_Sistersv1.0
I hate this run
>>744382862based
i wipe my ass with 5000 euro
>>744383585ballin
what the hell is this game haha
>>744383764
>>744383764super cario 64
this is a dreamcast coded game
I have Yato fatigue
>>744384005but he's the funniest person in the room!
>>744384135as long as the room is empty
>>744384169you sound fun
>>744384005sus amogus
>>744382127friend...
>>744384169no it could still have you in it
I like Yato, because he sounds like Dunkey and that triggers a pavlovian response in me.
the german is racing next
>>744384512
>>744384512>because of my autism I am a genius despite achieving nothing academically to support that theory
This is cancer. Can we get to the 3-hour Final Fantasy race already?
>>744384461Does it make you want to continue to utter it?
>>744384591I love this autist
any kino runs coming today?
>>744385943I like BN6.
>bsg becoming more and more like gdq with dogshit prizes>even the nintendo block event seems to be run by gdq, which of course it is because its at the same time as bsg and esa
>my pronouns are simple SHE
I wonder how long it takes for them to argue about who the protagonist is>2 minutes into the run>"and now we go to Vaan, the protagonist of the -">"no he's not"never change german autismo
>>744386757based
>>744356637uhh source
The fastforward feature ruins it for me. I know it would balloon the run even further than the 3hrs but still makes for a poor viewing
Fun lore: the German runner HabeKeineName is also the alleged sex monster Lovare was forced to sit in a room with at ESA which caused her to freak out (even more than usual). The dude is socially inept but pretty chill.
>>744387069>alleged sex monsterDid he say hi to Lovare, did he?
>>744387069Hilarious that they now walk the same event floor after all that ESA drama
>>744387273Really showed the true colours of people like Josh, Yato and Tiny Tim
>FF12nice>habkeinenameoh, irredeemable run
>>744388203>oh, irredeemable runits not that bad of a run, he's behind a bit so it's pretty amusing at the very least
>>744387069meanwhile other who actually did assaul women continues to walk the halls of bsg with the blessing of lovareremember she was 'safety' at nsg and burried the reportsher pastebin was revenge for not getting the promotion she wanted badly
>>744390974> Autists version of Game of Thrones
>>744391685kek
>>744391685It really is melodrama of that level
>>744392284Main character syndrome: not even once.
whens ESA
>>744392946https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>744393050wtf why would they start at midnight
>>744392461Not a single person at ESA cares about Lovare. It's crystal clear that she's not well and craves attention, no responsible parent would bring their infant to speedrunning events. Let walk their own path and be at peace
Jolteon plz
Is this unSAARed SAARos?
this game is so boring it killed the thread.
>>744399465literally every left the room after ff12, and you know they'll be back to watch ff3. i almost feel bad for this guy
>>744356637it's actually unreal how good it feels to play with your nipples when you masturbate.shame only gay guys does it
>>744399823It's actually because embryos all start female and mutate into males during development. It's literally leftover neural pathways for vaginal pleasure in the nipples.
>>744400313the ultimate trukepill is that we are all troons....
I do not care for metako
Tiny audience for their lord and saviour
>>744356637>>744356931>He/HimYeah, I'll skip.
This game looks fucking sick is this the good NES FF?
Is he playing a translated rom?
>>744402556yeah
>>744402245>lord and saviourIt's not a halo, it's just his shiny bald head.
>Mega Man Battle Network 6 in 5 hoursah fuck, bros do I just go to sleep or wait for it
>>744356637>Erotic Bondage - my fav kinky I would fondle his big penis lustfully, and then insert it inside me. He fills me up
>they're 92 years away from meeting the incentive
I should replay Duke Caribbean Life's a Beach sometime, such a nice Duke expansion.
Does Metako have a midget wife / girlfriend? I just saw one but she is gone along with him.
>>744408591I want a midget wife...
For some reason I thought ESA started today, but the schedule says it starts tomorrow
>>744410056enjoy a dark forces run while you wait
> jackdeheartsIsn't this the rapist?
>>744356637Why has no one posted the source yet, that's the only reason I clicked on this thread
>>744411307everyone at esa is a rapistyou'll have to be more specific
>>744411546That's on BSG, the good, prize mommy approved marathon, thoughbeit.
>>744411489Who cares, the Dark Forces is on.
>>744411546beep boop
>>744411489Model is Ben Conor. The video is from abs art where he goes by the name Oliver, don't know which video is the op exactly.
>>744411307He does look like a rapist
>10mins overtimeEveryone already waiting for ESA heh?
Oh boi a bingo
>celeste>race>bingoSo this is GDQ but without enough donos to spam troons roights all day?
