white quincyupdate preview: youtu.be/qfWaKD3FDs8ninja.kiwi/btd6_v56prev
>Corvus skinThe world is ending
Skywarden tier 5s, middle is Stormwrath Archon and bottom is Winter's Mercy.
>>744366730What about black Quincy?
>>744368036>braided pigtailsUUUUUUGHGOATBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY
shut up seth and get back into the video mines
>>744368036What a slut I am 100% using the bottom path.
>>744368036>blindfolded YJK
i miss the flash era bloons
monkey penis
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
>skirt wearing faggot tower>big pool that fills with tentaclesbloons sure is getting sexual in its old age
If they managed to come up with ideas for a pool pro then the camo trap pro thats a monkey is sure to become a reality
I hope all the monkey fuckers have a nice day.I wish you all handholding feet while you destroy whatever hole you inserted yourself into
>>744366730>Another clumsy archery monkey that cannot hit for shit.
>>744377582But hes so cute...
>>744367028>crypto corvushow fitting
WHY IS IT CALLED SKYWARDENWHY IS ARCHER MONKEY CALLED SKYWARDENWHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A SKYWARDENIF I SHOWED YOU SOME NIGGA HOLDING A BOW AND ASKED YOU WHAT HIS NAME WAS, YOU WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS CALL HIM A FUCKING SKYWARDENIT'S A FUCKING ARCHER MONKEYA BOW MONKEY EVENWHAT THE FUCK
>>744367028Looks cool
>>744377582>desperado can't miss>archer monkey missespottery
>>744378521yeah the name's dogshit
>>744377582>>744382248Projectilekeks will never learn
bros they're making fun of us again....
NOOOOOOOOO WATCH OUT
Im in the mood for fem Super monkeys
Where are all the blooners?
New code: branch
>>744383729forceful superfem sex
>>744386849supersonic nursing handjob from busty milf super monkey
Haven't played since cowboy monkey release, what's new, anything cool? Besides this archer monkey.
>>744387123bomb, ice and druid paragonstwo new heroesa bunch of maps
>>744389235I fucking hate it when they force me to use shitty towers to beat something
Why do we need a new tower and a lame one at that?
This boss is disgusting
>>744389994>shitty towers>has access to Silas, Ice Monkey, Glue Gunner, Sniper Monkey, Monkey Sub, Ninja Monkey, Alchemist, Druid, Mermonkey and Monkey Village
>>744390443All of which are cucked out of their good upgrage branches
>>744390606should've picked desperado
>>744373354>his
>>744391310>zoomer doesnt know what trap is
>>744391779yeah its some trashy music genre
>>744391779It's a camo trap idiot
>>744390205holy shit this suckswhy vortex
>>744368036the art doesn't show it too well but there's some strong eyelashes on the middle path, this is NOT a boy
>>744366730i hate that they've added new content and skins but it's all paid for with real moneyninja kiwi more like jew kiwi
>>744393689dey need mo money for dem spinoffscardgame dont pay fo itself nigga
>>744393928>cardgame dont pay fo itself niggathat shit doesn't pay in general lmao
CITRUSY
>>744366730he said "small sized" monkey, is that as small as dart monkey? i know dart if fucking tiny and can be squeezed in little map spots, will this one be too?
>>744393689they need to milk the cow to fund the dozens of games with no active steam players Please understand
>>744394596i've said it before, i do like that nk does try to make other games (even if they all suck ass), and i kind of want to see what else they give a shot to, maybe *something* might actually workhire some actual writers and cutscene animators and make a bloons rpg nk
>>744393610>female monkeywtf i love the skywarden now.
>>744394995bottom path looks female too, top path a bit as well, archers are generally a bit girly unless you lean in hard to being a manly archer (yeah quincy i'm calling you out you femboy)
>>744376294NGL I never saw the appeal of monkey sex until I saw some interlaced_fingers handholding_feet.
All towers can be female and male. The fags gaslit you into thinking they were all males.
>>744396279well, we kinda had to modify the ones with beards a bit...
>>744396279the default gender for a lot of things is male because men are better than women
>>744396468i mean also most girls in the game do have clothes (patch and adora nonwithstanding) and a lot of towers are naked
>>744394902>i've said it before, i do like that nk does try to make other games I do too to be fair, I just wish they didn’t suck ass, I feel like they need to licence out their ip to a few indie studios who know to make a fun game first, then add the monkeys and the bloons as the dressing, really
>>744394902bloons arpg, crpg, old school rts, arena/team shooteri'd play any of those if they had some modicum of skill in making them
>>744368749
>>744397073>>744396826i think i actually do agree they should license the ip out, it's not like it's an "only nk knows bloons" scenario when they only have 1 actually successful game in the franchise yeah give someone else a crack at it honestly
>>744397195>Grim Kiwi: Darts of Asterkarn>Command & Conquer: Bloon Alert>MOAB 2: Bloon of Destructionwhat about a Final Fantasy 4 niggas in a row style game with heroes from the game?
>>744397195>1 actually successful game6 wouldn't exist without 5
I just want them to make a performance patch for the PC version of the game. Going past round 200 is painful because the game will run at 1 fps while using 10% of my cpu and 5% of my gpu.
>>744397073>arena/team shooterlel does anyone remember the bloons map a few years ago for one of the black ops games and how much attention it gathered at the time? I swear NK are tone deaf I’d definitely play a bloons shooter
>>744397721i remember reading stuff about that, there's just no real way to do it without re-writing the code of the game in total, there's no real optimizations to do
>>744397361>what about a Final Fantasy 4 niggas in a row style game with heroes from the game?we've been asking about this for years. no clue if there's wider demand for it than these threads though
>>744397879never knew about that but that's kinda what i was going forwas it a time limited collaboration?>mfw quincy with the nicki minaj outfit and he gets his massive ass clapped by pat fusty and explodes into gore>obyn is just spamming weed 420 emotes all match
>>744397721The lag is caused by the amount of hitboxes, not the visual clutter
>>744398136No it was literally just one of the modded maps you could play in one of the black ops games with custom weapons where each tower was a gun, and it garnered twice the attention of any of the other announcements done by NK in the last 5 years lol
>>744398148how do other (better coded) games solve this problem?
>>744398419>where each tower was a gunooh that could open up some crazy combinations if we're including upgrades>still no bloonchippercould be a superweapon maybe
>>744398419it is kind of funny, people who haven't heard of it fucking love bloons whenever they're exposed to it in any amount but nk either doesn't get it or doesn't notice it, but it also never really loses it's appeal over time, everyone loves the monkey gamei think nk might just have a way understaffed or under budgeted marketing department to not be able to capitalize on things like this
>>744389235this recent kind of tomfoolery from NK of putting chimps last is why I always use a guide to figure out which towers I wanna pick so I don’t get fucked on map 5, it’s becoming a necessity
>these niggas never played Apes vs Helium
>bloons dating game>factorio but with a lone monkey fighting off savage and ever increasing hordes of bloons and moabs>zombie shooter but with bloons and monkeys>old school shoot em up with one of etienne's drones (uav is a powerup that clears the screen)
>>744399279And they're all the same game
>>744368036these are pretty well differentiated design-wise, i thought a problem with desperado was that it was hard to tell what tier of any path you were on at a glance, and that they all had the same hat in different colors. i want to see the whole upgrade paths to see how they change between teirsi've been thinking since mermonkey that nk is kind of losing their touch at making t5 towers different from their t4's, not a huge amount changes on mermonkey and desperado visually or in silhouette compared to, say, dart or sniper or mage. there should be some big visual or color change from t4 to t5, they had a good grasp on that before but are kind of slipping now
>>744390205goodbye rankedHello cash dropsHello insta farm
>>744373354is that a bulge o3o
>>744402304me every time I open bloons
monke
>>744368036I've used druids every chance I've had since I started playing this game but these might be contenders for my new favorites if they can also pop lead
>>744406361look at him go!
>>744404304well, it seems to be a magic tower by default so i fucking hope it can pop lead, we're kind of missing a non-explosive 000 tower that pops lead for early game, and having purple weakness is a good balance for thatnot that mage can pop lead at 000 (it should) but whatever
>>744366730>who are the skywardens? >"*long exposition dump*">who are dart monkeys?>"just a little dude who can toss a dart"i think nk is just having fun making up lore now honestly
HES PULLING HIS DART OUT
>>744407739SOMEBODY STOP THIS FUCKING LUNATIC
>>744393928there's a bloons card game?is it any good?
>>744408095The fact you haven't heard about it before should tell you everything you need to know.I don't know I haven't played it but besides one anon that used to post about it more regularly back then the usual comments were that it sucked. No idea how it is now.
>>744408095uhhh, no idea, no one really plays itBloons Card Storm, it released pretty unfinished, and to my knowledge nk has put out a bunch of updates and cards and heroes, but it was a shit game on release and that's hard to come back fromit might be good now, idk, but i doubt it has a very large playerbase. it's worth it to see a lot of cool official art on the cards though if that's interesting to you, and a couple exclusive heroes
I've been playing BTD6 for a while but only the main mode, is any of the side shit actually worth it, except maybe for the boss rush?it feels like a bunch of extra fluff to the actual core of the game but I'm still wondering if I'm missing out on something that actually has depth on its own. I just want to pop bloons for crying out loud
>>744408957Feel free to try it out and see what you like and what not.I don't play it that much anymore but for me bosses were my favourite part of the game. Not boss rush, that was shit.Races would be more interesting if you weren't forced to pay for each attempt, but I do think they're cool in the CT mode. The problem is that to play those you have to play CT which I personally don't like that much.Those two are the most different modes I can think of right now, there might be more. Feel free to ask anything.
>>744366730i'm with >>744372798 on this one>here's a toxic pool full of rape tentacles, please get in monke :)it's a little deranged
>>744408095They ended support a few months ago.https://www.reddit.com/r/bloonscardstorm/comments/1sh4jhl/bloons_card_storm_update_63/The game is actually somewhat decent in its current state, but no one is playing (mostly due to the horrible launch). Honestly, most of the modern NK games were pretty bad at launch (including BTD6 itself). NK themselves have realized this, which is why Bloons Blitz got released in early access.I don't really care about the gameplay of BCS but it was kind of nice seeing new Bloons art every few months and it's sad that we won't get official art this detailed anymore (at least for a while).
monkey sex
damn /v/ is quick today
>>744397879>>744398136So basically what garden warfare was for the PVZ series, but for bloons?cause I for one would fucking LOVE that.espescially the GW servers are fucked and the team that made those games died off
>>744414480Wife
>>744400819
>>744417090POV: Bloon
so was this evolution, or...?
I think adora just wanted to show her new gloves off to me. Yes adora, I see the drip.
How does this game make money? I bought it like 2 years ago for a dollar. Have they added a lot of MTX? I haven't played in a long time. Last thing I remember doing is unlocking the Ninja girl and getting enough pops to get the mermonkey.
>>744421742there's *technically* a lot of mtx for little timmy who can't beat medium to borrow his mom's credit card, but there's nothing you need to buy with real money since the game showers you with monkey moneyif you were to just look at what you're able to purchase you might go "wow" but i think there's only a few things you can't buy with in-game money (a couple skins, the dlc, fast track/double cash)
>>744421742>>744421903Friendly reminder that the He-Man skin costs more than the game itself.And the She-ra skin is only a dollar shorter than the games price.
>>744422354Yeah but theres that art of her forced to get big implants so it was worth it
ARGHHHHHHGGGGG WHENS THE NEXT TOTEM EVENT IM SO FUCKING BORED THAT IVE BEEN GETTING THE MONKEY TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS
>>744423008no amount of boredom will compel me to do golden bloon achievements, i hate them so muchthe only bloons i hate as much as the monkeys do, i hate them so fucking much
>>744423008Monkey teams would be so much more appealing if you were guaranteed a round 100 instamonkey of one of the monkeys
>>744423484Popping 100 golden bloons will be the last achievement I’ve got left after monkey teams and I’ve only done 37, I’ve no idea what your supposed to do because even Druid doesn’t even work on them>>744423718what? you don’t like your $3 extra monkey money after completing a map? Don’t spend it all in one place bud
>>744424093i wouldn't pay the most rookie monke hooker $3 for 5 minutes, what the fuck does NK take me for
>>744424093>he thinks it's 100lolI'm never doing this shit either
>>744424237Mmmmmmmm. monkey hookers....
>>744422687you can't just say that and not post a link
>>744425859
>>744368749yeah yeah, alright, it's not these aren't fucking erotic designs. there's a new blonde in town boyshttps://files.catbox.moe/gm8hbc.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ccdn8f.png (3 day litter if catbox is a bitch again)there was nowhere sfw i could make an adequate thumbnail of this>>744425859if you are actually new, it's this one i did when the she-ra skin came out and we all made jokes about the insane price for ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/4z03g3.pngand i made the text really hard to read without zoom, as a joke
>>744428878All that cum is going to freeze! 10/10.
>>744394551he's not referring to the monkey's footprint
>>744398421By not having 6 million projectiles on the screen for starters. NK's solution for the late game lag is the Paragons. By shifting their power from attack speed into Damage, you can avoid having a billion projectiles forcing the GPU to do do math. But then they just gave the paragons a billion projectiles anyways, so whoopdiefriggindoo I guess
>Abilities Quickbar Stability: The abilities quickbar will now strictly order by tower placement and will no longer re-order itself during matches or on loading saves. We think this feels better - give it a shot and let us know.
>>744428878>not yanking the braids for forced oralREDO IT
>>744430025FINALLY
NK said that canonically the paragons could unfuse right?so like. hypothetically speaking. you get a paragon pregnant. and then they unfuse. what happens to the baby monkey? do you suddenly have like... 80 children?
>>7444342924th trimester abortion
This game is too hard for me
The early game is way too slow
This game is juuuust right
I'm too hard for this game
>>744436057as you should be.
I think i read somewhere that adora and ezili are sisters. is that canon or was that just someone's headcanon?
>>744438889must be elmers.
>>744438098all monkeys are products of incest (I have had sex with every single monkey)
>>744440273man mated with the first dart monkey all the way back in BTD1
>>744440362>first dart monkey>TD
>>744440420FUCK I FORGOThey wait, how is that dart monkey popping that many greens and yellows with one dart. wtf
>>744440662Truly a figure of legend.
>>744440662Modern monkeys have devolved into limp wristed homosexuals from the microplastics the Bloons put in the water. Society has fallen...
>>744441356Sad but true, and good.
>>744441356The very rubber the ancient monkeys popped lead to the microplastics that made the modern monkey so weak in comparison. truly. damned if do, damned if you don't
Wait so does this mean I can't use a rubber when fucking a monkey?
>>744443070They will instinctively throw darts at it.
>>744443070>>744443245Balloons exist in the monkeverse, Bloons are a very specific type of sentient evil beings primarily made of rubber that just happen to look like balloons
>>744443245Darts in my weenor?!?TomScream.Wav
>>744443406I feel like getting jumpscared by an unidentified bloon-esc object would be enough to trigger a reflexive attack. Some of the more experienced monkeys probably have enough restraint to keep their cool though.
>>744443245Imagine trying to do it with a Druid and he throws a bunch if wooden stakes at your dick
>>744443976>drunk Jungle Druid using vine grab on your balls
>>744444117>Storm Druid obliterating your cock
>>744444117>>744444234>Wrath Druid just MAULS your dick into oblivion
Vengeful Sun God throwing everything he's got at your dick
>Sex with monkey wife>pretty good shit m8>want to absolutely rock her world>4-2-0 alch buff your dick>hell yeah>have 420 kids.
>>744446534
>>744446602weak
>>744446602>what about a male monkeygod damn, even jewgle AI is gay
what the FUCK is this elite vortex
monkey bump
>>744447797The bloons won...
Game is bloated. Still love the game but there's too much. Just make btd7 already.
>>744456637us on the right
>>744428878>https://files.catbox.moe/gm8hbc.pngdang she look amazing!
If anyone’s done this elite boss pls advise should I watch a guide for it and use a couple low instas or am I good to just plap down a couple central marketplaces and place my towers/paragons where I want
>>744459020That depends on how you feel about using guides and instas.I haven't played it to be fair but I think this should be on the harder side just because of the modifiers + map + boss combo.The good thing is that you start with a lot of cash so you should be able to farm a lot of money, I wouldn't be surprised if you can afford a paragon for T1 even though it's probably not worth it.If you're not sure and you don't want to waste time just watch a guide, that should be enough without needing instas. If you want to challenge yourself try to do it without.
>>744459697>That depends on how you feel about using guides and instasI’m fine with using guides (though reluctantly so cos they’re boring) & instas I got like 900 banana farms and I’ll use them when the boss is aids, I’m asking because I saw btd6fenixs thumbnail of “hardest boss ever” so I think I’m fine with not doing it the legit way, another reason is because it’s vortex and you can really fuck yourself on tower placements and do no basically no damage if your towers are too close to the boss yet if you have a tower attacking vortex’s left toe that’s enough for you to kill it without getting stunned
>>744459020>>744459697>>744460405it was hard but tbdesu not as bad as i was expecting. much better than the super fast vortex on three mines round from the other week, if you played that. its essentially just a damage check, because its so slow you just need to keep him stunlocked, so you either have the damage to do that, or you dont. farm like a fucking maniac and aim for high degree (40 or ideally 60) paragons that are good for dps. the actual strategy is pretty straightforward, maybe open a guide and skip to the end to double check your paragon placements before you make them, that was what i did (i do that most hard vortex weeks because im shit at gauging the stun distance)
>>744460668I hope they never make a boss harder than this frozen over ultra speedy elite vortex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfoZ4PTQQaYWith other hard ones I could have some trouble, didn't mind, but this is the only one I ended up giving up and using a bit of a guide for it back then.
>>744460918that was 400% speed, iirc. the one the other week was 500 and three mines round was a way more brutal map since everything was basically always in stun range
>>744460668>maybe open a guide and skip to the end to double check your paragon placements before you make themGood advice, will do>farm like a fucking maniac I think my turbo autist farming libido died out like two years ago, think I’ll just use one central market and maybe a couple of thrives if I feel like I’m low on money, thanks though
>>744461285>one central marketanon...
>>744461605I meant insta
>>744417090I'm straight but I want give him a little kiss in the bulge
>>744462678Youre not fooling anyone
>>744462678You say but as if those two statements were contradictory.You'd have to be gay to not want to do that.
>>744462803I'm not trying to fool nobody. A man can't appreciate a cute monkey anymore?
Fuckkk I actually beat it, definitely wouldn’t have if I didn’t know the paragon placements/ or used instas. Aids boss
>>744368036Top path portrait from ISAB's preview video.https://youtu.be/ROET__hpyro
>>744468685He looks like he's being constantly tricked into playing "What's That Smell" with monkey dicks
>>744470373yeah... tricked...
I... am Monke...
>>744474790I.... am..... impoppable....
>>744368036>>744366730rapeRAPE
>>744428878this is great but he HAS to be male
>>744476974wrong
>>744477018We could change team name… in fact I think a team changed their name after we RAPED them a month or two ago to offer their unconditional monkey Bussys to us
>>744428878The speed at which I genuflected upon viewing this delicious masterpiece must not be understated
>>744477103he is meticulously built to be a faggot twink that gets his throat obliterated while you use his braids as handlebars to do soi have no idea what crack the monke designers are on but god damn they've been making peak sex after peak sex i am gonna go insane
>>744477974>I also use doublecashI boughteded fast track but I debated on getting double cash seen as though I had basically 95% completion in btd6 so I decided against it, would’ve bought it on sale if I had just started a new relatively new account and saved me a lot of pain in my early half cash/impoppable journeys
>>744477492But do you like him enough to draw him yourself?
most rapable monkey?
>>744480490You~
>>744478828i made some very deranged posts i may not want to be associated with but yes
>>744477492>monkeyfuckers be like
>>744481319>furry faggotism in my monkey enjoyers thread
>>744482261Reminds me of when horse mania started and horse fuckers kept insisting that their technicolor animal porn didnt count as furry
>>744482608yeah but, monkes will never be that popular
>>744366730i watched some of the release videos on this guy, he has some kinda complicated mechanics and really cheap upgrades, he seems like he's gonna be kind of a support monkey
holy shit that is fucking adorable
>>744480490Sniper when he is prone and focused on sniping bloons, he doesn't even have a spotter he is super defenseless.
>>744482608Bro take your horse and furry gay shit porn and march the fuck out this thread
so, since skywarden is just druid with a bow, what other monkeys can we make by just giving a monkey a weapon? if I give a dart monkey some boxing gloves can i make the Brawler monkey?*cough* *cough* top path just turns him into monkey kazuya mishima *cough* *cough*
>>744484735the various monke fur subtypes is a rich vein of lore to be delved into, nk, WHY do skywardens and druid have the same fur and WHY does adora have it too? what the the LORE nk?
>>744484735every monkey is just dart monkey with a different weapon
>>744484841rapemeat fur colour
>>744484871it's funny when nk does things of quincy without his hood, that's just a dart monkey guys
>>744484878blondes do have powerful sexual energy, it is a known fact
>>744484841>>744484878actually I think adora's fur is an even lighter shade. is it cause of her divine status? is it cause it makes her more fuckable? is it because she has a certain level of ethnic privllege over the other monkeys?
>>744484258Nah
>>744484986lighter colour = higher level of rapemeat statusthis is why ice monkeys are the most rapeable
>white means rapeablehmmm
>>744485430delete this
dude, stormwrath archon is just Genichiro from sekiro.
>>744485576does that mean there's a sword saint living in their blood too? sword saint sauda crawls out of the archon and shoots you with a gun?
>>744485238yeah that checks outmaybe not top path tier 5 though, idk
>>744485238how does one rape when they have frostbite?
>>744487492antifreeze lube
>>744487492i mean, ice monkeys maybe aren't cold internally, they do wear cold weather clothingthe air around them seems to freeze though, that could be a problem
Gilf Archmage X Shota 000 Wizard
>>744487680>wizard>under 30
>>744487725when they start out they just call it "old science", it's not "magic" and you're not a "wizard" until you're 30 (tier 4)
>>744487492the pheromones and warmness of cock deactivates their freezing powers. they rely on it usually so when it comes to rape, they are powerless
>>744487725He's extremely gifted
>>744487664If its the air around them rather than coming from them, it sounds like the best course of action is to warm yourself up inside them.
Gun
>>744485837only if you also give sause his glock
>>744366730They added Agartha to BTD?
>>744493295where did you think the monkeys adora sacrifices go?
>>744487725he's very mature for his age
>>744487725>>744493017unnnggggghhhhhh. need milfnkey to groom me....
>>744496578>posted right after someone mentions grooming Speak of the devil and he will come
you guys want to see another one? i was going through the upgrades and felt fascinated by this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/qlypbn.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5qadl5.pngskywarden has been amazing so far, every path has it's own charm
I can't believe Quincy cheated on gwen and fucked a druid.
>>744497416Why are so many monkies powered by cum?
>>744499481cum having magic powers is a universal idea that goes back to even before the greeks
>>744499481better question is, why are you questioning a good thing?
>>744441029>>744440662>>744440420The funniest part is that's canon.The OG Bloons Monkey is like the Gilgamesh of the Bloons Universe.
>>744497416your monkeys are gorgeousthey NEED rough oralGame wise a Bloons arpg would be sick
monkee
bump
>>744497416Middle path literally better than quincy at this point
>>744508095>way cooler>way hotter>way better supportat this point, I wouldn't be suprised if even less than NOTHING gets passed wardens bow.
ooh ooh ah ah
>>744497416I like the litterbox version more, the vibrancy is nice
you ever think its kinda odd how the paragon art always depicts them at level 1? glaive dominus only has his robot eye at his lowest tier, it quickly turns into a green flame.
why is rosalia so fucking weird? seriously, what the fuck is up with her level 20 synergy?
>>744497416oughh gay electrosex
Oh my God its a banana
>>744367028About fucking tim->it's shitIt's never been more over.All this suffering and waiting for a Killmonger cut.
>it's another episode of that retard with his unintelligible accent talking for 5 minutes saying gibberish nobody can understand
>>744510352oh whoops, the litter box version is actually the real final one, the catbox is actually a mistake, lmaothat's on me
>>744519226I'm a fucking ESL and I can understand him through the light strayan accent surely it's not that bad
>>744519226>>744519572American skill issue
>>744520506Not american.
>>744520506? Americans are generally the best at understanding variations of English
>>744519913He’s scottish
>>744519226>>744519572>>744519913im a scot, he sounds perfectly normal for someone from his part of the country (i assume hes from around where NK are based here). whether you can understand scottish accents is another question, but its not like he specifically speaks poorly or anything
>>744525009Demoman sounds okay, that guy does not.
>>744525250demomans VA is american
>>744525250>>744525315And his impression of a Scottish accent is not even that noticeable
what the FUCK are you guys talking about?
>>744525009he's not hard to understand, he's just got that "regional guy reading patch notes off a napkin" cadence that makes every sentence sound like it got dropped down stairs halfway through. still better than the usual sterile PR voice though.
>>744533345OG monkey a cute
>>744533345sex with patch
>>744534616yep, we're all thinking it
>>744534616manliest druid monkey
>>744536219I'll turn him into a man's pet
Need latex covered monkeys
Hey what's the best names you guys got your monkeys? I already know when skywarden drops, i'm naming it genichiro.
>>744539069I named my sniper monkey after Reznov, cause of Vendetta mission.
>>744539069i just name them shit to see what's banned on the blacklist and what i can get away with i love this one so much, my most favorite little man. i start every game off with a semen genocide, for free
y'know, if you dudes had any requests i'd love to do some tonight, preferably about skywarden, any upgrades
>>744540840shooting dildos at other monkeys. cause it's funny.
>>744540840winter's mercy having his gay ass dress lifted up to reveal his butt and bulge (wears a one-piece as "underwear")
>>744540840Dark Monkeys looking up at Skywarden on a cloud, seeing that he has no panties on under his skirt
>>744501230This is actually really fucking funny. Monkey society has shifted when you got these prime fuckable chimps wobbling around nowadays.
>>744540840the farwind seer balancing on a dick
>>744540840just straight up. raping a monkey.
>>744541363Any monkey born after 2008 can't pop bloons, all they know is bananas, charge they abilities, twerk, be gay, eat cum and lie
>>744540840quincy and a skywarden flirting aggresively with one another
>>744540840silas butt expansion
wait so if most druids are rapable, is avatar of wrath the rapist? or am I expected to rape that one too?
>>744543510he's like the school shooter of druidsraped too many times and had enough, now he wants to rape back as revengeyou can still rape him though
>>744543510They're all rapable but he fights back, cant beat the cock though.
I'm going to keep thinking of female monkeys.
>>744540764kek, I call my glue gunner the GLOONER
Gotta use the Foam engi just to NUT on monkeys mid game.
>>744543682damn i want to see a comic of that
What characters do you want to see transformed into monke?
>>744546363Hex Maniac, she'd be Hex Monkeyac
>>744546715i get that she's not the same, but that's just ezili
>>744546363shantae :)
>>744546783Ezili canonically has itty bitty titties that fills her with breast envy from every other Female hero, Pat and Druid with their big manly man titties, Her chest is so flat it counts as a wall that projectiles cannot go through unless they have magic.
>>744547013Then I shall nibble at her bee stings.
>>744546363Peach monke
>>744546363shantae, imagine how funny that would be!
>>744546363
>>744546363beast boy :)man i am so funny
>>744547087>>744547013Dating Ezili!Confirming her insecurity over her flat chest!Gaslighting her into thinking you're the only one who likes them!Subtly imply that they might get bigger if she gets pregnant!Wake up to her riding you cowgirl like a feral animal!Impregnating her!Try to pump and dump her!Getting a shotgun wedding after Adora threatens to sacrifice you!Try to cheat on her with Sauda!Get hexxed by her magic making it so you can only cum when she gets you off!Have the roles reversed where you're now dependent on her for pleasure!Become a mindbroken breeding stud that she keeps on a leash!Having the previous implication backfire as she forcibly gets herself pregnant by you every year to make her chest bigger!She proudly shows off her chest after 20+ pregnancies (she went from an A cup to a B cup)!Being forced to raise well over two dozen kids together!TOTALMINIMONKEYSEX
>>744549328the path was stupid and I disagree with a lot of that, but I can agree with the end plan. Repeatedly impregnate the grape flavored monkey. constantly. Mine. wife.
>>744549328his motives were baffling and plan nonexistent but he made it across the finish line regardlesskino
new tower is lame and gay
>>744550001oh my god he's rightguys dump monkecoin and fagcoin now
>>744550001>>744550224unf, archer wife sexo.
9/10 Ezili fanboys haven't heard her horrid bonerkill voice
>>744549686He had a simple plan.This anon was supposed to be a playboy type who likes manipulating girls, impregnating them, then bouncing. He just didn't realize who he was getting into when messing with Ezili.I like role reversal stories.
>>744550479Her Smudge Katt skin voice is good. That's the voice I imagine in my head when fucking her.
>>744550479i haven't heard ANY hero voice since i heard gwen 7 fucking years ago and i WON'T ever AGAIN
>>744550479she can't kill your boner with her weird voice if she's moaning the whole time.>>744550547 for me it was quincy, that tutorial made me turn off the voices immediately
>>744550547OG Gwen is nothing compared to the science skin's voicehttps://youtu.be/Xnyrq1eaktE
>>744550660:nerd: erm achtually
>>744550545ATTACK SMUDGE ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>thread up for 4 daysWill this thread survive till the patch drops?
>>744550545>>744550951tbf, that's just her voice without the "voice of legion" effect, so I imagine it's what she sounds like when she isnt actively casting hexes/working so it's what she would sound like when you 2 go out on a date.
What's this game? Is it the only legitimately good mobile game on the board? What are the pay to win aspects, can somebody have fun for free?
>>744481319damn that's hot
>>744551141there is double cash unlocked but thats about it. since the game was balanced around not having that (or even monkey knowledge) it's really not p2w,
>>744551419Anon hes not going to know what those things mean
>>744551615alright my B, i'm still busy thinking about fucking the grape flavored monkey. >>744551141short answer, not much. just the price of the game. most everything else is free.
how do you flirt with a korean monkey?
>>744548351did you say BREAST BOY!?
>>744551615I just watched a summary of the evolution of Bloons from the first flash game to Bloonstd6. So now I know about most of the things in the serie. I don't even know why I watched this I guess I like to see how a game evolved through the years. Video's from 2018 so it's certainly outdated though.
>>744550001Dont care still plapping.
>>744539069I'm naming it Archer Monkey because FUCK Ninja Kiwi, Skywarden is a dumb name
>>744550479I muted their voices a long time ago
Dont rape the monkeys. Tenderly make love to the monkeys.
>>744553450you got any headcanons for what their voices sound like, like me? i like to picture brickell with this voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-0EIlNYiTc yeah i don't care if it's autistic to headcanon a voice when they already have voices, i don't know what brickell actually sounds like and i don't care to find out
>>744553647yeah, I think they kinda all sound like thishttps://voca.ro/1bOIBUmnFuVl
>>744553795that's the mating press sound
>>744553647woah im glad she doesnt sound like that
>>744553639You can do both
>>744554090not that her VA is any better either
>>744550479>UNIAH VOODOO TAHNAH
>>744553647You're actually not that far offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffq_DapTOkg
>>744554678I'm not clicking that
>>744554785Please?
>>744554823fine
>>744554785brickell is one of the few monkeys with an actually nice VA
>>744554823I regret this immediately
>>744554678MEGA MAN DEPLOYED
Pat's got the best voice. He's literally Patrick.
>>744554946anons always doi try to warn them and yet they still fall for it
>>744554678I actually dont think it's bad, it's kinda penis jerking when she says "Careful XO..."
>>744554678Honestly, her voice is the best out of all the default hero voices.I like that it's just a little deeper than usual, gives off hag vibes.
>>744550547I can beat that. I have NEVER heard ANY hero's voice, nor do I intend to.
>>744557304I KNEEL
>>744558949uhhh, wait a minute boss...i don't think that's allowed...
>>744558949>areola slipANON GET DOWNTHE JANNY'S GONNA GET YA
>>744541085yeah sure. i'm not surprised people want more of this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/2paqqa.pngalright, i also have to tell someone this because it's really fucking funny and relevant to the threads as a whole at the time, this is just for the thread oldfags who've been here for yearsi got a message from bomby on twitter bitching at me, i did a triple take on seeing this shit. this was all i said before blocking herhttps://files.catbox.moe/bvbvmc.pngi promise i'll never post a twitter screenshot again, i just never thought i'd ever see her name again, and it really took me back to, what, 2024?
>>744559831Wait, is that the KILL YOURSELF kid? I thought they would have tried to bury and ignore everything
>>744559831Imagine going to prison and this guy is the warden
>>744559831Very delicious looking butt and bulgelol thats is crazy
>went from 220k to 180k from paying continues in T5Fuck this boss and fuck the slipstream bugThe problem wasn't even the boss itself, it was the fast ceramics and DDTs after the stun.
>>744553363Do the opposite. Give every monkey a name as dumb as Skywarden.
>>744561017bomb shooter shall be tetnus bringer.
>>744559831>bitching about porn on twitterPlease draw the anonmonkey againThis time giving a paizuri while smugly teasing us
>>744559831absolutely delightfulthanks for doing my req this is exactly what i've envisioned in my third eye
>>744561151how about some missionary aheago? really gotta make em FEEL it
>>744561151Nah she should be bitching about le evil 4chans while nonchalantly tittyfucking
>>744559831>that smug facesublime
>>744550958hopefully.
>>744550958For point of reference, this thread is so slow the /bfur/ (blacked furry) threads on /trash/ are about the same speed. And those threads are SLOW.
>>744564609And how do you know enough about that thread to make a comparison?
>>744564609you uh... frequent those threads, huh?that you know that?
>>744564609it's genuinely hard to imagine a more embarrassing concept than causally admitting you're a cuck
>>744564609I did not need to know a thread like that exists.
>>744564609wow, an ai slopper and a blacked cuckthat is fucking weak man, just end it all
anons...you could just NOT take the bait...
>>744564970but i'm boooorrredd
>Replying to the most obvious "I have a humiliation fetish" postYou're giving him exactly what he wants
>>744559831>spoilerlol, lmao even
So this is what it takes to keep the thread active.Either goatboy posts a sexy monkey or a shitposter rolls by.Do you guys even play the game anymore?Honestly as long as NK keeps updating the game and goatboy keeps drawing lewds I think it's fine even if most anons just lurk and jerk. We're still miles better than a billion other /v/ threads.
>>744565132i played the game TODAYi did my daily normal and advanced like a good monke, and i got 100 whole monke dollars
>>744564816This is the entire reason why anonymous forums exist
>>744565132I still play regularly, but Bloons isn't really a game you can have alot of discussion about outside of which monkeys you like the most or whatever the current weekly events are. Besides, we probably have the best drawfag on /v/
>>744565245well, WE can't have a lot of discussion because we all have 500+ fucking hours in the game and we asked and answered every question in the last two years new people definitely could discuss it
>>744565132>Honestly as long as NK keeps updating the gameNah, NK should stop updating bloons and make something like a BTD RPG already. CRPGs/JRPGs are in vogue right now and it's an obvious fit for the game (they literally already have a roster of hero monkeys, and even the default towers can have personalities like the BTD x Adventure Time crossover showed).Plus, imagine the lewds that come from the sexy NPC monkeys they will make...
>>744565443i completely agree but nk historically SUCKS at writing and story, and to my knowledge has never made cutscenes for any gamei love em, but i seriously do not trust them with an rpg
>>744554678The amateur voice acting of literally being able to hear her lips smack is so stupidly charming
>>744565498*smack* what a shame
>>744565545>what a rotten way to pop
>>744565491They should just outsource to some b-tier company that can work with a sub-10 million dollar budget.Like Owlcat or something.
>>744565685or mei'll write you a script nk... one for the *real* fans...
>>744565741>opening sequence>one of those games where credits are played in the intro>ART BY>GOATBOYDRAWS>WRITING BY>ANON E. MOOSE>mfw
>>744565859Katawa Saru when?(TL Note: saru means monkey)
>>744565937SexWith disabled monkeysThere are younganons in this thread that probably don't know what katawa shoujo is
>>744559831My man give me some microbikini admiral Brickell WITH the hat. I would be forever grateful.
>>744565498she is still a monkey after all
>>744565132I still play but I just very slowly mulch through black borders and mostly play for odyssey because I love the variety.I don't really understand how to go about playing the team stuff solo so I rarely touch it.
>>744554149at the same time?
>>744569540I am sure some towers you could do both for.
Saunnyhttps://files.catbox.moe/n452kz.png
>>744571024Eek ook!
>>744571024YES my prayers have been answered
>>744541843>>744541596hey, i can knock both these out at oncehttps://files.catbox.moe/dkpcff.pngi really need to animate stuff again, you guys have any ideas for a short loop?>>744571024that fuckin rocks, hell yeah
>>744572318thnx man, it really mean alot bro, always been a big fan of how you do facial expressions. so much raw emotion, its palpable >>744571469>>744571857:)still ironing out ideas for the phayze idea you guys had last time i was here
>>744572318OOOK MONKE SEX
>>744572318Not an animation idea but I hope you could draw Bonnie from Battles 2 getting fucked, she is making a joke about how (You) wouldn't fuck a miner, her bird is pecking (You)r penis.
New monkey isnt even out yet, and all paths have been thoroughly molested. trully. we are the hero's the monkeys needed.
>>744373354>>744416459>>744438216>>744438889>>744446534>>744446817>>744493017>>744496578>>744497416>>744534616(You)
>>744373354I want cave monkey pro. let him start throwing boulders. grug deserves to do more that 1 damage with that attack speed.
>>744573408since when do we have 19 months
>>744574834>he doesnt know about monkey calenders.
>>744540840play jungle drums on a monkeys bum.
>>744571024good shit.>>744572318perfecto, thank you.
unlocking these power pro is annoying me. fucking monkey money grind is bothering me.
>>744573270>we
>>744572318i LOVEE humiliating stoic characters with the power of cock
>>744579670https://www.bloonswiki.com/File:BTD6_UpgradeEtienne02.ogg
>>744579670>>744581938>Wii
>>744585873I have to work overtime to make sure the thread doesn't die.....
For a tower defense game, it's pretty fun. Haven't played the latest one, though.
>>744557278Adora's GILF voice makes me diamonds
how do i get into this game? its brain dead easy i dont get the appeal? or is it just you fags gooning to the foid monkeys
>>744589938>foidSure.The game has a lot of depth, it's very easy to pick up so you have a lot of braindead content but the hardest stuff is actually challenging even for experienced players. There's a lot of content.
>>744589938it's only easy if you don't play on hard maps, and it's definitely not easy to do chimps or bosses or a lot of the recent odesseys not that easy through half of hard aren't pretty simple though, but that's not really the *real* game
>>744589938>its brain dead easyHave you tried playing on non-beginner maps on half-cash or chimps
>>744592292nta, when does half cash actually get hard? i'm halfway through the advanced maps and i assume some of the bad ones in there (x-factor, spillway, erosion) are going to actually be hard, right?
>>744468685>skywarden: magic monkey>look inside>support>beast handler: support monkey>look inside>dpssomething's off here...
Which monkey is weak to kissing and feet holding?
>>744593595gwen always struck me as one that would fold like paper to kissing
>>744593595Brickell after a long day of popping bloons.
>>744593595all of them
the corvus skin looks awful
>>744598002yeah, it doesnk has this weird thing where skins are either total dogshit or amazing without any inbetween, it's very odd
wheres my big booty bloon bf
>>744598250skywarden soon my dude
>>744598313don't speak to him he's a traitor and rubber fetishist
>>744598371what
>>744598421did you read his post? he wants to fuck bloons
>>744598421bloon, anon, think
>>744598465>>744598508wtf i didn't notice
>>744598650>he saw "big booty" and "bf" and went into brain death monke shutdownaverage bloons thread response
>>744598727A fair mistake we could all make.
>>744598727i have big booty monkeys (skywardens to be precise) on my mind rn sorry
>>744601942Alternatively>man holding giant syringe with the word "cum" on it and a monkey offscreen terrified
haven't seen anyone mention this, what nerfs cam we expect this time around? nk please buff some useless fucking upgades,, I'm begging you
>>744601942we are ALL gonna make it bros
>>744485430Just like in real life!
>>744603720the merchantman money buff is going to be nerfed.
>>744607246Again?
>>744607983I meant the attack buff they added.
>>744608089what, is it that good? you get a pretty good defense doing boat farming anyway
>>744572318I aspire to be as good as guys like you Goatboy.I gotta stop neglecting my drawing.
>>744366730I'm new to bloons, is my assumption correct that benjamin is the best hero for his Jewish money sorcery?
>>744560979Oof that’s rough, did you use time stops and monkey boosts too?
>>744609620it's good enough and that's reason enough
>>744609858yeah, if you want to make money, but that's not always a priority since you can just farm anywayeven on bosses where you want a lot of money other heroes can make more of a difference like geraldo for totems or adora for damage and buffsif you like seeing money go up a lot then sure, go ben
>>744609858If you get into autism farming Geraldo is better, but for just general use Ben is very useful.>>744609917Nah just rawdogged it. Screwed up the positions, and both the mage and the plane were degree 78 which you know, didn't help. But it was the ultrafast ceramics/DDTs after a skull that were killing the run. Only paragon not getting stunned was the ace and the shield blocked everything anyways. There was enough damage to kill the boss thankfully.
>>744610067I used btd6fenixs guide to know the paragon placements and despite using a central marketplace insta and a few thrives I still had like a million less money than he did by round 120, I got everything else he did but he got a level 60 wizard in his guide and I could only afford a level 40 one, still managed to win with spamming monkey boosts and time stops though that shits OP
>august 2026>I am forgotten
>>744610796he came, he saw, he came, he was dumpedthe life of a gay little monke
>>744610796>What if Sauda but gay and lame?
>>744610796At this point we got a hero for every possible playstyle. We dont need any more.
>>744610796A tradegy he doesn't have more art as the most rapable fag monkey ever released.
>>744611187What about a Glue Gunner?
When update?
>>744611187I think beenkey should still be up for debate
>>744611187Fuck you, I want something that actually synergises with beast masters that isn't just bird stalling.
>>744611321That’s what brickell is for
>>744611525How does Brickell buff Glue Gunners?Also she doesn't have the Gimp Suit so it's not the same.
>>744611581Brickell‘s natural double D cannons help the glue gunners shoot glue better.
>>744614016Damnit man, this is no time for sex jokes!This is the time for sex having, with Glue Gunner Heroes!
>>744366730is everyone here mentally I’ll or below 14
>>744614416lmao he made a typo what a retard
>>744614438I use espanso, it with lazy punctuation pack, so I don’t have to type apostrophes
>>744614719
>>744614778>>744614719yeah that wasn't an invitation to explain dude, i don't really care why exactly you fucked up your post
>>744614049Gluing the heros holes up with cum?
>>744611473You see the problem is that you want to use Beast Shitters
>>744611443Beenkey? You mean this
>>744618776
>>744618861
>>744481319Would
>>744598250Pat fusty is right there manHe is quite big
Post some sexy gwens
>>744620940Someone! Quickly! Before the thread dies!
>>744566338of course, glad i could get this in right before the thread endshttps://files.catbox.moe/j1gxwd.pngthis is *pretty close* to sfw but you never really know nowadays >>744609749i'd love to see more drawfags, don't give up
>>744622445Brickell X Brickell. imagine the threesome. Hnngggghghhhhh.
>>744611443>>744618776So a Rosalia skin
>>744622445Holy fuck do I wish I could experience this, both of them groping and grabbing me everywhere.
>>744622445I refuse to give up.Anyway here's a doodle I did months ago.
See you when the update drops monkies
>>744623752CUTE
>>744623793He uses that banana toy as a dildo
>>744623821https://files.catbox.moe/n033p7.pngI think these two are the only other Monkey doodles I have.I'd improve faster if I didn't spend weeks at a time not drawing.
>>744623996Thats some nice work already.>flat cagebased
>>744624174Thanks mate
>5 day long bloons threadGood shit monkeys
>>744622445really meaty>>744623996DAMN faggot monkey
im dead serious goatboy is the reason i keep playing btd6kudos to you man, hope you open comms again one day so i can properly support all you've done for us
>>744624575Same.That and I love Bloons.
>>744625027>>744624575i really don't need money or want to do comms again, but if you're alright with my own request there is something i would love to see, if it's not too weirdi'm a huge fan of porn captions and i'd love to see other people's interpretations of images i've drawn, any of them through the years, not in a narcissistic way, but as like an audience/creator interaction for me. i love seeing people engage with my stuff and i love that everyone sees the same image differently, it would be cool for me to see something how you guys see itit's an open thing for any anons, if it is too weird then that's totally fine, no worries
>>744625654Its so cute that youre so bashful about your request when we keep requesting you to do nasty stuff
>>744625654i better see a caption next threadi would do it but i can't write
>>744626648You cant
>>744625654I should learn how to make captions I got a ton of ideas buzzing around in my head I get out through chatbots.
>>744625654I'll try to keep an eye out for next thread and post some captions there.I'm not a great writer but I have a few ideas for some of your brickell and sauda images. We'll see though, it's tough to balance that line between hot and cringe when it comes to dialogue.
>>744625654Like JOI, or the text in the porn itself, or do you mean like you see on /gif/ where it's an incest fic sentence on top of a gif?
>>744626736>>744626757appreciate it, i would love to read them>>744626968anything you'd like, i'm a fan of it all, just have fun with it
