Star Fox is a 10/10.Here is my review.https://drive.google.com/file/d/13ZJ1nvxFhZvOHSt86Opa76mX4IAknLa1/view?usp=sharing
trim your damn nailsyou sound like you need to eat food with a bib
>>744394281I don't know why my voice sounds like that when on tape.My voice sounds normal when I hear myself talk in-person.
Christ what the fuck is wrong with your fingers and nails
lol that setup reminds me of that ds in a lone room.
>>744394859I will trim them today.
>>744395105Kek.
>fat hands and deformed fingers>sounds like he has down syndrome >plays like absolute shit, even basic movement is delayedWell that explains a lot.
>>744394814>I don't know why my voice sounds like that when on tape.Because that's what you actually sound like, you fucking retard.
>>744395243>outing yourself as autistic enough to be obessively filtering things on 4chan instead of just ignoring threads that don't interest you
Guess OP's age and BMI >>744394039
>mouth breathing>voice cracking>autistic mumbling>deformed mutant hands>bad at vidyayup, that's a tendie
>>744397218>>744397168Can't watch the vid because of google limit but other than being neglected what is wrong about the nails in the op pic?Have you considered it may be because of the mic? My voice is quite deep and will sound higher pitched than irl with mics that have a rolloff in the 80 to 110 range where high testosterone men have their fundamental voice freq
THAT'S NOT HOW TRIPCODES WORK YOU STUPID SUBHUMAN
>>744397542>but other than being neglected what is wrong about the nails in the op pic?You really need to see the video to see his borderline square thumbs. He unironically struggles to get the cartridge out.
>>744397542>because of the micno mic will disguise heavy mouth breathing and slurring your words
>>744397565What do you mean?I followed the instructions on how to make a tripcode when I made my tripcode nearly 11 months ago.
>>744397468Silence, snoy schizo.
>>744397640I was filming while doing everything.I am usually able to get cartridges in and out just fine.I needed to focus on making sure the camera didn't move away.The whole time, I was wearing my phone on a bendable phone holder mounted to my shoulders.
>>744397270I am 21.My BMI is 20.3.I weigh 97 lbs.
>>744397468Don't forget the receding hairline
was expecting eck on ox0/10
>My ship, my rules!
Advertising is against the rules.
>>744397168I think I only sounded like that because of my mic.
>>744394039Advertising your blog is against the rules triptranny.
>fat autist mumbling in a corner with his Switch trying not to disturb other people as he fumbles swapping game cartslmao 10/10 stereotype
>>744399475Why did you initially decide to post under a tripcode and why do you continue to do it? Just curious
>>744399614What blog?I reviewed a video game.
>>744395243Over 15+ years later old ahh millennials still think people with trips are the worst posters on the sitein reality there's little to no trips ever.
>>744399660I started using a tripcode because if I posted anonymously, anyone could pretebd to be me.
>>744399734If thats your concern then why did you even come to a website where the entire concept and culture is based on anonymous posting
>>744399949Because subreddit moderators will ban you for trivial reasons.
>>744400354Trivial reasons like not following rules?
>>744400354you are pathetic. can't wait for whatever illness you have to take you.
>>744400580My disability isn't going to take me.
>>744400574The rules themselves may be hard to follow or not make sense.Here, on /v/, the rules are simple.Discuss only video games and things related to video games, and don't post NSFW because this is a blue board.
>>744394039Can you at LEAST clean the grease of your fucking camera?!Jesus Christ
>>744400752I'll do that when I make my next review video.It will be on Ocarina of Time 2026.
>>744394039>Plays a N64 Remake with a GameCube Controller on Switch 2You retardet Idiot use the n 64 Controller
>>744400625So you do have a disability.
>>744401194I have a black 3rd party N64 controller that only works with my Switch 1.
>>744400749What rules did you break on reddit?
>>744401639Yes, I've talked about it before.But we digress.
>that fucking Pigma hand>out of breath before the "review" even starts"Review" as in that was a glorified shitty let's play with nothing said about the actual game.
>>744401970The review is after the gameplay.
Reminder: Pauline schizo is just ACfag falseflagging, so he can point back and claim that all nintendo fans are like this.Ignore him.
>>744402539Shut up.
>>744400625you are vastly underweight, need a mobility scooter, and are constantly out of breath. it won't take much for you to finally be out of our hair.
>>744403582That isn't true.We digress.
I'm not going to die by working too hard.
>>744394039There is no such thing as a 10/10 remake
>>744405268Star Fox is a 10/10.
>>744400749You can't be racist here either. You will be banned if you believe niggers are not people and should have special legal restrictions placed on their autonomy due to their overwhelmingly destructive behavior. It's wrong to think that.So don't say it okay?
>>744405392How can it be a 10/10 if it has worse voice acting and character design than what its remaking? Its a worse version of something that already exists, therefore it cannot be perfect
Awww, they replaced these small Starfox characters cardboard cutouts with these lame Splatoon Riders boxes
>>744406808False.
>>744407169I would have loved to take a picture of one of those.
Just start your youtube channel if you want to review games
IT'S JUST STAR FOX 64 WITH A NEW COAT OF PAINT YOU STUPID, GULLIBLE FUCKING RETARD COCKSUCKER!!!! YOU PAID FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A TWENTY NINE YEAR OLD GAME! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
>>744408949No.
>>744409130B-but it has a fresh coat of paint, and it's realistic now! Not like those unc graphics that are too cartoony and videogamey!
>>744409207why? do you have an humiliation fetish or are you just retarded?I see no other reason to post this shit only on 4chan
>>744409489Because I want my opinions to be heard by Anons.
>>744409737Do you think people on this site don't watch youtube? Don't let posting on 4chan become your personality/identity, it's an incredibly shallow way to live.
>>744409737I don't give a shit about your opinions
>Fox>The savior of the fucking Galaxy>Can claim ANY number of wenches of any species as HIS.>Doesn't
>>744409737>I care for the opinion of literal nobodies on the internet that will talk shit about mewow, that's fucking pathetic
>the schizoid tendies calling you Eric are mumbling mouth breathers with disabilities
>>744408717they probably threw these out.
>>744410321It's a game for PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN YOU FUCKING SEX-OBSESSED MANCHILD!
>>744409929>Don't let posting on 4chan become your personality/identity,It's not.
>>744410518The name calling turned out to be a massive case of projection. Sad.
>>744410518Shut up.
>>744394039It was that simple.
Is this what the average 4chan user is like IRL?
>>744411047Your behavior in this thread already says otherwise.
Best thread /v/ has had all year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thwpr506U4k>I dont know. Trust your instincts or something.
>>744411804Shut up.I don't want to hear anything out of you.
>>744411903I have other things in my life.
>>744394039I already knew it was good when I played it 29 years ago you stupid fucking zoomer.Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.Your objectively inferior remake does not excite me.
>>744413207Enough out of you.
>>744394039have you ever heard of youtube my nigga
I wish they kept the big ass boss explosions
>>744413532I don't want a YouTube channel right now.
the absolute state of tendies>inb4 it was just an elaborate troll all this timeyeah, an entire year+ of humiliation, gotcha!
>>744413207Even the 3DS remake, while not perfect, mogs the absolute shit out of this Switch 2 version. There is literally no reason to buy this $50 pile of nonsense on a NO GAEMS system when the previous versions are far better experiences.
>>744394039The best part of honest nintendo reviews is that they only manage to convince me to not spend money on those gamesholy shit how disgusting
I can tell by your hands that you have a huge cock and fuck lots of women, OP.
>>744394039Do you have toe thumbs op?
>Big toe thumbs
>>744394039Nigger you have mycosis on your nails get that shit treated
>>744414427Thank you.
>>744414194Shut up.
>>744413968Shut up.You are a snoy schizo.
So this thread is just Acfag taking on and off his trip while replying to himself, right?
>>744416174Shut up.I am not him.
>buy metroid zero mission>dont like the changes>it comes with the og metroid so you can still enjoy itWhy do remakes and remasters not do this anymore?
>>744397697>>744397168>>744394859All these retards acting like they are better than OP, when they themselves infest and inhabit this site just like everyone else here.
>>744416174It cant be acfag. He doesnt even own a switch 2.
>>744395243Filter the tripcode, those autistic retards care more about that than the actual name.
>>744416294I don't know.
>>744415442My thumbs are clubbed.
>>744415727I will trim them tonight.
>>744394039Imagine gushing over Star Fox 2026 like it's the second coming of Christ because it has 'hyper realistic' graphics and cutscenes structured like a Hollywood motion picture. This is exactly the kind of myopic, surface-level consumption that allows the industry to keep shoveling this garbage down our throats. You want an interactive movie where they can drool over Fox McCloud's fur texture while pressing a single button to advance the plot. It's pathetic.You praise the 'expressive' characters and the 'voice acting and story' as if those are the metrics that define a good Star Fox game. Star Fox 64 was a masterpiece because of its tight, arcade-style gameplay and branching paths, not because you wanted to see Fox 'happy to have seen his father James again.' And like the cattle you are you bring up the Ocarina of Time remake hoping it'll be just as 'cinematic.' This is the endgame of the 'AAA' industry: the complete homogenization of all genres into a single, bland, 'cinematic' slurry. You want every game to be a 'prestige' experience that can be sold to the lowest common denominators who think 'The Last of Us' is the pinnacle of the medium. The cherry on top of the shit sundae is discussing the 'theory' that Mario will be in his 40s and traveling with a 'new Mario' who is the boyfriend of a 'new Pauline' who is Mario's daughter. Are you so desperate for 'content' and 'lore' that you invent entire family trees for cartoon characters while ignoring the fact that the actual games are becoming increasingly sterile and corporate?This video is a testament to the death of taste, and you are the ideal consumer: undiscerning, easily impressed by shiny graphics, and utterly devoid of any critical faculty.
>>744417456Thanks chatgtp
>>744417456I don't care what you think, sealion.>while pressing a single button to advance the plot.That is a lie.It did not take pressing a single button to beat Andross.
Here are my 3D Mario predictions.
>>744416105kys fag
>>744418023No.
>>744417596>"I don't care! Let me respond to you saying how much I don't care!"You are the one who posted a 60-minute video gushing over a game like a corporate shill. Your rhetorical sleight of hand isn't fooling anyone.While it might not literally be one button, the gameplay is so streamlined and accessible that it might as well be. Beating Andross in a game designed for toddlers isn't the achievement you think it is. It's a hollow victory in a hollow game.
>>744418079you'll commit suicide after >>744417758 doesn't happenmake sure to stream it since you like attention so much
>>744416440What are your preferred pronouns
>>744394039Somehow the most interesting thread all week
>>744418125What are your favorite video games?Post playtimes.
>these are the types of retards who will insist their opinion is correct and you are wrongcan someone hack 4chan again just so this thread gets nuked
>>744396956trim them now pleaseI will be here when you come back with evidence
>120 posts (now 121 because i too am a fucking retard)You guys do know we aren't supposed to feed tripfags in this establishment, right?
>Tripfaggot going anonymous several times to defend himself>Using the same nonargument every single timeA tale as old as time
>>744418220I haven't asked this in a while.Where are all of the Anons who assumed that Bananza Pauline is Mario's daughter back when Nintendo of Korea leaked her?Right before the hack?
I feel like there needs to be a report option for: "this poster has outed himself as developmentally disabled and should not be posting on 4chan", which results in a perma.
>>744418219>Post playtimesOh you're one of those retards.
>>744418626No I'm not.I am genuinely asking you to post playtimes because I believe that you are sealion.I'm not one of your snoy buttbuddies spamming the same "PoSt YoUr ArMoReD cOrE pLaYtImE" message over and over as a falseflag.
>>744418219Street Fighter III, Virtua Fighter 5, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R, Your desperate attempt to quantify le ebin 'gamer cred' through raw hours is a pathetic display of insecurity masquerading as a challenge. Playtimes are for people who need to justify their hobby to their parents.Are you just going to forget the fact that you had to set the shit on easy mode in the most toddlerfied Star Fox game? Go back to your Magic School Bus VHS tapes because the real world of gaming has passed you by nigga.
>>744394039These are the people that shout "snoy" at literally anything and everything.
>>744412337you are here every day in every nintendo related thread. you don't
>>744418923No, I just call out actual snoy schizos.I am able to identify them.
>>744418872You are a snoy schizo.
>>744419026now that's a thing only an actual retard would say with a straight face
there should be a rule to post this very thread in the famitsu threads as the first post so people know who is calling you ERIC ERIC SNOY ERIC DEEN while obsessing about sales in a country they dont live in
>>744419518Shut up.
>>744419003What?
>>744419518I avoid the threads where tendies celebrate Mass together, but good lord I hope someone does this. Just gotta hope it archives and doesn’t get pruned.
>>744419816Shut up.You are a glowie.
Here's when I was editing the review.
>>744420423nails too long 0/10
wheres boco when you need them?
>>744420423>apple laptopyou have never played a PC game before. You cant even emulate. You barely are a gamer and only like odyssey, bananza and shitty remakes. You might as well be a mobile gamer
So does anyone want to actually discuss the game?
>>744420635It's a Samsung Galaxy Book5 Pro 360 laptop.
Everyone, I am a gamer.I have a gaming laptop, I have a gaming PC handheld, I have Xbox and Nintendo consoles.I play a variety of games.
>>744394039Give me the fucking microphone.Listen up.I'm sick and tired of all you loud ass entitled niggers running your mouths.Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "Watch my video" this, "Follow my Twitter" that.Well guess what I'm gonna do?I'm gonna take my mouse>WHAT?I'm gonna click on the post number>WHAT?I'm gunna start typing in the reply box>WHAT?I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!>WHAT?I'm gunna call you a nigger>WHAT?A pavement ape>WHAT?A porch monkey>WHAT?A no good son of a sheboon>WHAT?I'm gonna solve that captcha>WHAT?The one with the fire hydrants>WHAT?The one with the stoplights>WHAT?The one with the bicycles>WHAT?The one with the cars>WHAT?The one with the busses>WHAT?The one with the CROSSWALKS>WHAT?I'm gonna click submit>WHAT?I said I'm gonna click submit!>WHAT?I'm gonna derail the thread!>WHAT?Send all you entitled niggers back to Africa>WHAT?That's right, I said I'll send you back!>WHAT?AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE>WHAT?CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
>>744419026>I am able to identify themIs poopdickschizo in the room with us now?
>>744421418Snoy schizos have posted in this thread.>Ctrl+F "tendie"
>>744418872>you had to set the shit on easy mode in the most toddlerfied Star Fox game?Wait, he did? I'd rather not click on the google document for obvious reasons, but I assumed he at LEAST played it on normal.
>>744422209I selected easy mode because I wanted to showcase what the game has to offer and demonstrate the good controls.I didn't think I was actually going to get the true ending.I thought that was locked behind expert mode.
>>744422329you had a pic of you playing mario odyssey on the "assist me" modeyou literally play games on the easiest difficulty why lie
>>744422423Back when I was 12, I played it without assist mode because I didn't like the Assist Mode logo making the UI and the gameplay not look as good, and because I didn't want to feel like I was cheating.I only have it on now because I only open Odyssey to run around in New Donk City for 5 minutes and then I save the game and close it.
>>744422637nigga you literally do not need it to do anything. It is literally just the retard option to tell you where to go. You can do everything you want just fine without itI think you might be mentally challenged no offense
>>744421605everyone uses tendie because it's fun to say. 10/10 to whoever came up with that one, no notes.
God the new voice acting is so listless. In the original the characters actually sounded like they were pressed to make their callouts in the middle of combat. They all just sound like whatever now.
>>744422916its really bad but hey this thread shows what kind of audience would actually like it and its for autists who need to use assist me in fucking mario odyssey kek
>>744422769>to tell you where to go.It doesn't do that.It gives you 6 extra hits on your life meter, and has you float back up if you fall off an edge.
>>744422802Only snoy schizos use "tendie".It's a pattern.
>>744423429>It doesn't do that.it literally does>It gives you 6 extra hits on your life meter, and has you float back up if you fall off an edge.how fucking awful at the game do you have to be to be constantly falling off ledges and getting hit by fucking mario enemies?
>>744423429>It gives you 6 extra hits on your life meter, and has you float back up if you fall off an edge.So you suck at the game lmao
>>744423645I wasn't awful at Odyssey when I was playing it back when I was 12.
>>744423715No, I don't.
This is so fucking autistic. No wonder the Famitsu thread anons hate you so much. Actually kill yourself. Also, self-advertisement is against the rules.
>>744423920>he was 12 in 2017you are a child and a lolcow.
>>744424051I'm 21 now.I grew up with the Switch 1.
>>744416537i did both just to be sure
>>744423920>I wasn't awful at Odysseymotherfucker every nintendo game post gamecube is for braindead retards. I love odyssey but that game was braindead and the challenge was getting all the moons. You can beat odyssey easily in a few hours never play sunshine or pikmin 2. I dont think you'd ever be able to beat those games nevermind 100 percent them
>>744424196I beat 64 DS in preparation for Odyssey.Perhaps I can also beat Sunshine in preparation for the next 3D Mario.
>ACpedo decides to dox himself using his trip>AgainDo the whole world a favor and kill yourself. At least by doing so the world will be spared from seeing your disgusting thumbs and hearing your shitty voice.
>>744424294I am not him.I don't own a Wii U.
My friend, Elizabeth, is asking Jesus what the next 3D Mario game is about.
>This entire thread
>>744424294>tendies don't like what they see>immediately throw their own under the bus
>>744425765Shut up.
What a truly awful thread. Execute all tripcunts.
Jesus told me through Elizabeth that I need to stop obsessing over the next 3D Mario, and that it has become a form of idolization for me.Elizabeth has told me before that she loves Super Mario and that Peach represents her, and that Bowser represents satan, who is always in love with her, and that Hollywood and other entertainment industries like to reference the Revelation 12 woman who is persecuted.I still love Super Mario and other Nintendo franchises.
>>744428131No.
>>744428357This is autistic. Is Elizabeth free tonight, though?
>>744428420No.
>>744424003No.
>>744397218why are you people so fucking rude? like what did i ever do to you?
>>744428578Does Elizabeth like white boys?
>>744429025She is married to her white husband and they have a white son.
>>744429025She is married to her white husband and they have a white son.I will not answer any questions about Elizabeth's personal life beyond that.
>>744429023That was addressed to me.
Just know when they put you on the oxygen tank you have max 2 years left no matter what lie they tell you.
>>744429305Well, I mean, Elizabeth did say that Jesus will be here around 2028-2029.But I'm in good shape.We digress.
>>744394039>literal mouth-breathing retard>balding>can smell him through the screen>it's a nincel
>>744429347Both you and Elizabeth are schizophrenic. Get help.
>>744429347Of all the lolcows we have in this fandom you have to be the lowest quality of them all. I can't even derive entertainment value out of this shit.
>>744429574I am not balding.I had more hair on my forehead two months ago.
>>744429654No we're not.
>>744425765we've always hated him but the retard genuinely thinks we're his friends
>>744398494So according to this data, you are about 4'10", which means you either suffer from dwarfism or some other genetic condition
>>744430028You just correctly guessed my height.That is my exact height.4' 10".
>>744430004Falseflag.
>>744430257How tall is Elizabeth?
>>744394039Is the google drive link anonymous? I don't have an alt google account to use your google drive link. And I don't want to share any personal information.
>>744430745I don't know.
Why doesn't he make video essays and get free Patreon bucks? Why stick to here?
>>744394039its garbage i wish i didnt even own the 3ds version, thanfully im ps5 only now.
>>744433114Shut up, snoy.
i could make an actual funny review of this stupid ass game and id get like 5 views and id get banned if i post a link to my video
>>744394039fuck dont click that link it redirects to a bunch of illegal links
Who is carbink? Is he your alter ego?
>>744433317do it, op is a lame faggot
Fuck off gavin, and stop writing fanfics about pregnant loud house characters pissing on you.
>>744433513No it's not.It's a video review of Star Fox.
Didn't ask Gavin, stop writing fanfics about little girls pissing on you.
This is a weird and confusing thread.
>>744409130i replay it every year. this one has some challenges in it. also I kind of like starfox. shame the series only has one game.
>>744433957Is it true that you own a film animation company by the name of LunaMedia?
>>744394039how is this 8 gigs? I will never know what this overweight man who can't afford to move out of his parent's home feels about starfox.
