And we are liveStream 1Now: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2: Yuri's RevengeNext: Wolfenstein II: The New ColossusLater: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's FuryStream 2: Nothing until Sunday, Anon!https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous Thread: >>744444509
>>744454251what a slut
Migged
>rebeldragon only has 2 runsWho the fuck is responsible for this blunder?
I have Plum fatigue
miggin' like a moroccan
Mornin, miggers. How was the opening?
MIGGY
migging
>>744454251
What the FUCK is up my miggers?
'ate ritualposters'ate miggingjust want to watch some speedrunninsimple as
>>744454406
>>744454364E N T E RNTER
>>744454326>he/him
'ove ritualposters'ove miggingjust want to watch some speedrunningsimple as
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>744454461ove?it would be Luv, you stupid retard
>>744454406And yet you migged, curious...
>>744454406Get this hothead otta here!>>744454461Get this coldhead inna here!
HOGWASH
HOGWASH!
>>744454519No I transitioned
>>744454461Can a britisher vocaroo this?
Miggin and plummin!
>>744454571can you suck a fuck?
>i refuse to mi-HOGWASH
>>744454630sure why not
Whattup gamers.
wtf ESA already? goddamn time flies
>>744454685its the last day anon...
>>744454685you have practically missed the entire marathon anon
Something about infantry units able to go inside outdoor loo and garrison it.Peak gaming.
imnagine if Plum had a game
Language wtf
>>744454595
>>744454707>>744454718
I CAN'T MIG OVER THE SOUND OF THE GAME
>>744454251I have a feeling this ESA is going to be good
>our nigga Werster got exposed and blacklisted as a cheater
Cringe event with no real speedrunners
>>744454869wasn't he at the australian event a couple weeks ago
>>744454836UNIT READY NEW WAYPOINT UNIT LOST UNIT READY
CONSTRUCTION COMPLETED UNIT READY MISSION SIR YES SIR
>>744454841We already had more good runs so far than during all of GDQ.
I have arrived
>>744454871It's got the only one that matters.
>>744454871>with no real speedrunnersi beg to differ
>>744454869ACTUALLY it's an ambiguous situation and either way we should forgive him because of his historic contributions to speedrunning
Australians simply do it better
I used to be in these threads ten years ago and stopped lurking five years agoHow the hell are these threads still this fast? Are you not bored of speedruns still? Or are you guys just spamming softcore hentai and shitposts?
>>744454871They're having the best Goldeneye runner on later
>>744454959is tiny tim still alive? don't tell me if he isn't
>>744454971ESA is good and fun to watch.
>>744454662Ready for a comfy speed week.
>>744454871But enough about BSG.
Did any of these marathons run Palworld? I have a theory.
>>744454971Have you seen the rest of /v/? These threads are like the last bastion of hope.
>>744455005he betrayed us and went to sgdq
>>744454971>How the hell are these threads still this fastIt's mostly twitch kids who don't care about games now, ESA attendees, and A LOT of samefagging. Occasionally a post will get chain deleted and 1/3 of the thread will dissappear.
TIME
>>744454971These are mostly about the ritualposts nowadays, just look at the top of this very thread. Tons of 'migging' posts and the alphabet run rating retardation is about to start.
>>744454971Its a lot of spamming reposts of plum and ritualposting that takes up a third of the thread, with another third solely ratings and then the last third discussion about the runs.I hate the state of the threads but at least its not GDQ
>>744454971It's more after having GDQ and BSG recently, I appreciate ESA more
>>744454251at least post the youtube link
>TIIIIME
>>744454993Why would I care about goldeneye? There's no fun tech for running goldeneye, its not impressive or interesting. It's for people who got washed out of speedrunning doom.
>>744454871>event with no real speedrunnersBased
Bless Yuri
>Image on stamps and a worldwide holidayMan, all the allies' victory rewards kinda suck.
>>744455070https://www.youtube.com/here you go, anon. i'm happy to help :)
>>744454971Get this hothead outta here!
>being strapped down like that for the rest of your lifeJesus just kill him instead
TIMELINES MERGING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b8uwg3Iczc&list=RD_b8uwg3Iczc
BOOBA
MOGGED
her nipples... I saw...
>they actually retconned the general being killedBASED
AWOOGA
Sexooooo
Left or right, anons?
How did he know I was a virgin
>>744455215
>i'm not connected to any command and conquer speedrunning communitiesbased lone wolf
>>744455215kek>>744455224brutal mogging
Will they restock the plum plush?
>>744455225Right with left's dress
>>744455215>>744455213That probably wasn't visible on the original 155p display resolution.
>>744455225>Left or right, anons?left and it ain't even close
>>744455225Left seems wild in bed
>>744455225me in the middle
>>744455107I think this is the direction all hobbies are going. Gutting them of real interest to best appease normalfags.
Rate Yuri's Revenge
>>744455225right and it's not even closedark hair >>> blonde hair
>>744455224>>744455225Did anyone ever notice those ''American'' Helicopters are actually Soviet Mi-26's
>>744455295You're a helicopter?
>>744455301BGameplay was murderously boring, but everything else was great.
>>744455301DGame is great, runner is unbearable
>>744455301A
>>744455278Based face appreciator.
>>744455301A pretty good run, I rate it a B
>>744455301A-another solid run, runner was a little too autistic and audio still a bit imbalanced
>>744455301AFirst time was better
its ESA time bois
>>744455301SSS
>>744455301B for BOOBA
>>744455301S
>forgot this was happening this week>it's already the last dayjust kill me bros...
Why are the outside
>>744455301B>>744455335Congrats, you successfully rated it A
>>744455301A shame about the audio issues
>>744455321There are helicopters in that picture?
>>744455301AThey could've sorted all the sound issues beforehand.
>>744455324You can't just ask that in 2026 you chud
>>744455324I prefer the term Attack Helicopter
>>744454971>Uh... chuds? I thought we atomized all of you and blew you to the wind. What's the dealio?
>>744455393who are the outside
>>744455301A, fun run, RA2 is always a blast
>It's already been 2 hours out of 168The dread is setting in.
>>744455301B. His last one was better, maybe the cutscenes were funnier. Still enjoyed it.
>>744455301SS, good game fun commentary.
>wolfensteinare you bros ready for some heking nazi killing and black power
Quirky crabdance am i right fellow redditors
>>744455321No, because I'm not into deer
>>744455436it's jover
>>744455301S first time was better
>>744455301A-Not good as last time, but still very enjoyble.
>>744454971come back in like 12 hours and the thread will be basically dead, ESA threads are only active during prime EU hours these days
>>744455185either this video clip has female nipples in it or that is the most fuckable drag queen I've ever seen
>>744455474Get this mindless yuridrone outta here
>>744455276>game leaves gifts for the future like a man planting a tree for his grandchildren to enjoy
>>744455534>threads slow down when...an entire continent goes to sleep
my beautiful wife chlods looking like a snack
>PoE at 3 amBased, I won't have to worry about losing any good runs while I sleep
>>744455568My grandparents had a soda tree. It had sodas tied to its branches that grew back overnight whenever we came to visit.I was a really stupid kid
>>744455568PatheticLoserUnofficialMascot
is storatur tard wrangling our boy?
>>744455534So true, sister.
I hate these runner interviews
Watching ESA makes me want to leave the USA.
Perfect, I always clean my house during ESA. Too bad it's only twice per year.
>>744455421>You can't just ask that in 2026 you chud
Staratar looks like Mizzow after Ozempic and a Turkish hair transplant
2001 was simply a better year to be alive in than this one
>>744455637cute
>>744455637top kekI bought into the chocolate milk comes from brown cows thing for a few mins because they said it with such confidence, but they told me the truth
>>744455671Come over, everyone understand english nowadays.
>>744455618GDQ threads slow down a little during NA graveyard shiftESA threads go down to two guys just posting "bump" during EU graveyard or just 404 altogether
>stream 2 starts with a hypnoshark runit's going to be FUN all around
Why is the slag on the GDQ set
>>744455738>teaching you the concept of (((the big lie)))Based grandparents.
>miss red alert>past broadcasts no longer has anything so can't go back to check itWhat's the fucking point? Jesus Christ.
when will ESA follow GDQ's example and add a youtube stream? i fucking hate twitch so much
>>744455697kek it's true.
>>744455664Don't like them either, but they gotta fill the dead air somehow while they set up the next game, there's not nearly enough donations at ESA to just do that. At least it's not obnoxiously begging for donashuns and trans rights 24/7.
>>744455791lol
>>744455791just install twitchadsolutions you stupid faggot
>>744455791Bwo...
this mousy twintailed chick has the chud phenotype
>>744455791Streamlink ttvlolproYou've had 10 years to figure this out.
She's here
>>744455791it's on youtube though
>>744455791https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/live
>>744455774watch on youtube chudlitealso include the youtube stream in the OP you homosexual >>744454251
>>744455774want me to give you a tl;dr of it?
Wait, I'm still watching? Usually I cringe out in the first like 45 minutes of any speedrun event.
hes making a move on chlods
>>744455774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDvMq5tZFgwatch on youtube. Twitch is hitting me with pic related and there's no way I'm creating yet another account for yet another website just to watch this event.
goddamn that bitch is fat
>>744455848>>744455846>>744455826oh shit is that new this year or have i been suffering in past years for nothing?
>>744455919it's been on youtube for the last few years
>>744455897with my kids
>>744455897if you wouldn't pump 8 kids into her, you're low t
>shoe on the couch
>>744455774You can watch them on YT, live rewind an allYou can thank Twitch retardation about severely limiting the archiving a year ago or so that basically outright killed VODs
>>744455894>>744455859Thanks. Also that sounds like cancer. I forgot I was already logged on twitch, which is probably why I dodged it.
>rock concertcringekino?
NOW: Panic! At The Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out, Karaoke, whole album %NEXT: Sweet_Pension_Life_with_Nordic_Sistersv1.0, both sisters, penetration %LATER: bed
>>744455972Do Europeans really?
>>744455897
>>744455952>>744455971how do you know shes a cannibal
>>744455859I forgot about youtube, okay.
get aldi brand Jim Carey away from my wife
>people ITT are watching 4 faggots talking instead of tuning into stream 3 where they're running a densha de go! hack.You "people" disgust me
>>744456009isn't every woman that swallowed cum a canibal?
>>744456052dunno what that is but it sounds gay
>>744455881let's see if you last the whole week
>>744456052i switched over to anison matrix until they get on with the next run
nice slam piggy
>>744456052>he's not waching maral's gloryhole cam on stream 17are you gay?
>>744456052Why did BSG and ESA overlap? Who scheduled it that way first?
STREAM 3?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF5zF6tHALU
>>744455382Anon it's day 1, it's literally just begun.
>>744456052Are these "people" in the room with us right now?
>>744456126BSG niggas hate ESA niggas
>>744456052Post run yapping is when I get up and clean my house.
>>744456052>implying I'm not doing this while also watching the memecycle sprint in the Commonwealth Games and singing karaoke
>>744456147anon, did you sleep a whole week?
>>744455819If only there were some other solution. Preferably one they'd used for many years without issue.I guess it couldn't be helped.I miss the glitch exhibitions ;~;
>>744456126BSG is irrelevant so ESA probably just picked it's date without caring what BSG does
>>744456158can I get a qrd?
>>744456140ESA Stream 2 isn't starting until tomorrow so this will be stream 2 until it ends
chlods really do looking like a snacc ngl where is kixyxox though?
>>744456052I've seen it ran several times before.
>>744456147>he doesn't knowanon...>>744456140
>>744456208drama happened, and now we have several blood feuds
>>744456229your brown
>>744456262my brown what?
>>744456140>benelux speedrunner gatheringwtf i thought the "B" stood for "British"???
>>744456283skin
>A Norge and a Belgian are the runnersPlease god let them leave the commentary to the Scottsman
>>744456286nah that's UKSG for the brits.
>>744456303
>>744456303my brown skin what?
>>744454251Garland Miggs, reporting
>>744456321bergele :DD
>>744456052Uh oh, BSG melty
>>744456321Unfortunately not.
>>744456346looks bad
is that drifting trains?
>>744456362Shit, sorry*a Finn
>>744456395then why does she like it
Just got here. Whatd I miss
>>744456404No he's in a wheelchair.
>interview room between runsi hope this isn't every run, i kinda started to like that set up they had where it was just the host person standing in the back of the stream room. i can't explain why, just felt comfier than this corpo shit that GDQ does
This wheelchair has the same mobility of an offroad vehicle kek
EY YEY EYYE WHAT'S GOING ON!?
wtf kinda wheelchair is that? Just going down stairs like it doesn't fuckin matter.
>cripple in a wheelchair kills dozens of soldierswhat the fuck is this gay retard shit?
>>744456417She doesn't, you're suffering from jeet delusions. You're also the same jeet I exposed last thread.
You start in a fucking wheelchair?
Wolfenstein jew the jew jewjewjew
>>744456186>>744456243Oops, I thought he was talking about ESA, forgot BSG wraps today.
women are evil... i guess
>>744456479you are exposing yourself to brown men? haha im flattered but am not gay
>>744456052I'm jamming the fuck out on stream 3 while watching stream 1.
the interview room is between every run, you can tell cause they have decided to use the small room from winter for their "biggest esa ever" lots of horseshit if they have a tiny ass room for the main stream
>>744456463That's just how it is these days anon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDvlO9-dxnE
can you guys stop the gay interracial erp already?
>>744456578please calm down haha
>>744456463Typical woke liberal fantasy, that somehow Stephen Hawking is just as physically capable as Sylvester Stalone
damn the guy on the left looks like a giga chad, i bet he can get all the guys he wants
>>744456456ancient jew technology
How much of this run is cutscene? My lord
When does the game start?
>>744456605izzat +3
>>744456653The what?
>>744454364you're a big guy
>>744456638He said that this one is unskippable, so I hope most of the others are.
>>744456653Anon, it's a propaganda movie.
WHERE IS THE GORE WARNING REEEEE
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY WARNING
beheadings are ok and the woman plays with the head but female nipples arent btw
What the fuck is this retarded shit? Is this supposed to be funny, or intense?
Sorry for the tech issues. I didn't notice any while playing and I was too locked in on the run. Hope it wasn't too bad
what's the point of this scene?
>please login to twitch to watchthe fuck
>>744456463just wait until his pregnant shirtless wife with swollen nipples guns a bunch of them down
Why didn't the big guy not just kill all three of them there?
>>744456746np man (What is he talking about?)
>we were a cripple... uh, in a wheelchairHmmm?
>putting on shoes allowed him to stand up with a broken spineWHAT
This whole cutscene is so fucking retarded kek
>>744456717you're supposed to understand how evil nazism is!
>>744456746Great run bro. glad they gave you the start of the event
>>744456463judaism
>>744456746No worries. Great run man.>>744456803I'm guessing audio in Red Alert
didnt know europeans could have nazi imagery in their games.
Holy shit FPS games fucking suck now
>>744456746Was that jew a friend or just your handler?
>>744456772Youtube > Twatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDvMq5tZFg
>>744456813Maybe you missed it but it did the whole Iron Man suit up thing. I think it covers his whole body.>>744456910only banned in germany afaik
What's up with BSG and going over estimate?
>>744456746It only got apparent when the game sounds started after the cutscene and took them, all things considered, not too long to adjust.
gib chart
>>744456921He's a friend. I needed someone on the mic badly just for that final mission, it is too intense to manage individually. I'm baffled it went as well as it did
>>744456910euros can, only germans can not. unless it's 6million% clear that you are not saying nazis were good in any way at all. then you're good in germany too.
>>744456912yeah their all just movie games now. They even did it to Doom.
>>744456912Cultic was pretty good and that's new.
>>744456995>actual answerkek, you're all right lad
>>744457006more like first person spectator haha
>>744456912>nowthis game was released a decade ago...
>>744457002then why is this game banned? the satire is off the scale
>>744457006Such a bummer to hear.>>744457019I'll look into it, admittedly my backlog is out of hand current though
>>744456943>>744457002Ban has been lifted for like 10 years or so.
>>744456746no worries bb, was a good run
I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMNED DOOR?"
>>744457089It's not banned. It came out in 2017 and 2018 was the censorship law changed.
>>744457089it is? i don't follow modern gaymes. germany is also really hard on gory games, because that's bad influence on the kids. we need to protect the kids, remember?>>744457110the ban wasn't lifted, just adjusted to allow things that are obvuiously against the nazis. that was about 20 years ago, grandpa.
>>744456746Based run
did you hear that? am i hallucinating again?
on the rums
>>744457275What do the winds say to you, Anon ManyMigs?
>>744457275meds
>>744457323they say good morning sar
>metako plays castlevania next
No, I don't think I will.
>>744457359I'm shocked they reached 7k
>>744457331Uhm, guys?
>>744457359huh?
>>744457392Is this a UK thing?
post chart or i release my autism
>>744457392>what is Stream URL Extraction Tool
>>744457460first game A, second game A, current game Z
>>744457460not until anon apologizes for calling me a jeet
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doormanFrom that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressedI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of itRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring andPlease, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doormanFrom that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressedI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of itRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring andWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripesWhoa, everything goes according to planI'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand itBecause you say so under your breathYou're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?Never looked better, and you can't stand itNext is a trip to the, the ladies' room in vain, andI bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, andTonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaignI bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhTalk to the mirror, oh, choke back tearsAnd keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the tablethey just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerinI'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand itBecause you say so under your breathYou're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?Never looked better, and you can't stand itHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?I've never looked better, and you can't stand itHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?I've never looked better, and you can't stand itAnd I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you upI've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
>>744457484>current game ZRight on cue keke
>>744456936tnx
>>744457519
>>744457418BSG is ending today and overlaps a bit with ESA >>744456140 Basically stream 2 for today
Man, this guy from Norway is really kicking the shit out of the German, isn't he?
>>744457420What was that like?>exciting struggle at first, but then she kicked me in the balls which ruined the rest of it. 1.5 stars
>>744455819The pre-recorded tutorials of glitches and speedrun strats for random games is far better filler than interviews 2bh.
>>744457591i dont know
>>744457591that's romania and iceland you retard
>>744457554It's these substandard motels on the la-la-la-la-laCorner of 4th and Fremont StreetAppealing only 'cause they're just that unappealingAny practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon enteringThe rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybeJust a dash of formaldehydeAnd a habit of decomposingRight before your very la-la-la-la eyesAlong with the people insideWhat a wonderful caricature of intimacyInside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacyTonight's tenants range from a lawyer and a virginAccessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerieShe's getting a job at the firm come MondayThe Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorneyMoonlighting aside, she really needs his moneyA wonderful caricature of intimacyYeah, yeahAnd not to mention the constableAnd his proposition for that "virgin"Yes, the one the lawyer met withOn "strictly business", as he said to the MrsWell, only hours before, after he had leftShe was fixing her face in a compactThere was a terrible crashThere was a terrible crashBetween her and the badgeShe spilled her purse and her bagAnd held a purse of a different kindAlong with the people insideWhat a wonderful caricature of intimacyInside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacyThere are noRaindrops on roses and girls in white dressesIt's sleeping with roaches and taking best guessesAt the shade of the sheets and before all the stainsAnd a few more of your least favorite thingsRaindrops on roses and girls in white dressesIt's sleeping with roaches and taking best guessesAt the shade of the sheets and before all the stainsAnd a few more of your least favorite thingsInside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacyInside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
>>744457509When pigs fly. >inb4 pigs don’t fly
>THE NAZIS THE NAZIS THE NAZISDo they really have to reiterate that on every dialogue?
>>744457806but pigs dont fly
>>744457806they do actually
>>744457846Yes, you antisemite.
>>744457846Fetishized hyper violence is wrong but it's okay because nazis
>>744457806sometimes pigs are inside of air type planes which usually is referred to as flying
>>744457846Goddamn right.
they should sometimes make a game where you get to play as the good guys
>>744457858You’re a 75 IQ jeet.
>>744457910>>744457858>>744457875hehe xd
>>744457910thats no pig, thats anons wife!
This game is putrid dogshit
>>744457846If they didn't say how would we know?
>>744457806But do they live in barrels?
Wait a minute... this game is actually trying to take itself seriously?
>metako running and lovare on couchthis will be a good run
>>744457938Starting to think you're the 75 iq subhuman that cant understand jokes
>>744457942ohh i get it
>>744457942heh
>>744458010No, you’re just really unfunny.
>>744457942FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
>>744457979Holy shit that anon was right, Lovare looks sickly now
I wish there were SotN categories in these events that didn't end in 15 minutes. Something like "collect all relics and kill all bosses" or something. It's such a great game and I'd like to see exploration strats.Also something like making it no armor or weapons.
>>744458080your cope and sneeding is very unfunny, please unalive yourself from my thread
>>744458142>>744458080>>744458010>>744457938shut up!!!!!!
>>744458142Unfunny and a faggot.
>>744458095what the hell. she's a stick
Typically, watching runs will at least get me somewhat interested in checking out a game in my spare time. This segment has had the opposite effect, I know for certain I will never play this abomination
Holy fugg Lovare lost a ton of weight
to be fair, the autist vs jeet fight ITT is more entertaining than nü-wolfestein.
>>744458180Jeets only respond to relentless mockery.
Oh fuck, I thought it started in like 8 hrs from now.I still gotta finish my Summer Plum drawing.
>>744458264we're watching bsg, idjit
Does Lovare have cancer or something?
>>744458110There's both an all bosses AND an all bosses all relics category. They don't add anything of value, you just Wingsmash more and instakill bosses the same way.
>>744458095>>744458189Ozempic is one hell of a drug.
1:19am...Should I have one more rum, for the road (the road is bed)?
>>744458319Oh, that's good to hear.Oh, that's disappointing.
>>744458306not my prize mommy
>>744457979>game ends>think setup will be like 20 minutes like every other game this whole marathon and get breakfast>come back and game has been running 5 minutesthe fuck
>>744458272Oh, nice. Looking forward to it, but no pressure. Still got lot's of time left.
I miss Maral, guys...
>>744458272ahh sir i wait for beutiful plum drawing hehe
>>744458306ew
More like ESL Summer 2026.
RATE LOVARE'S GLOW-UP
??????????????
>>744458493ZZZGhoulish creature
BSG fags need to go back to their dead thread that no one cares about.
>>744458493i'm torn. i like her new look, but her old look was also great
>>744458493I like a chick who isn't fat
>>744458592pity they don't like you!
>>744458493-10i love bbws
>>744458549not before noggingstein is over
>>744458649It's good for my finances though
crazy how small the game screens arewere they this small last year?
>>744458592I told you she is not fan anymore. She is also parading around the baby from her Shrek husband
>>744458392It's the unfortunate reality of SotN, you get all the movement tech you need early on, and the bosses are all beyond trivialized thanks to Alucard's shield that you retain from skipping Death at the start
>>744458724no
>>744458493Good for her, I miss her sexy outfits though. Maybe she still is, hard to tell right now.
>>744458885FATTER
>>744458885vgh perfection...
>>744458724the first day or so of ESA is always scuffed, like this, or the really reflective white table
>>744458493at least post some screenshots you thread parasites!
>finally caught an ESA on the first daypraise
>>744458971>03:62i see something new everytime
>>744457460Sorry for being slow, I don't know how chartfag makes these so quickly
>>744459067holy sovl
>>744459067love the new design
>>744459067
>>744459067Better than the usual charts anon, great job
>>744459067what is the opposite of facelift?this is that
>>744459067chart anon is a wizard
>>744459067VGH.....
Why is Nazi depiction in games and media always>Yes the city/country is clean and safe, but that's bad because THEY'RE NAZIS HELLO??!?!?!?
>>744459067kek, you alright dawg
>>744459203you are not allowed to ask questions goy!
What if Plum was skinnier
>>744459203jews
>>744459203man just enjoy the runs
>>744459251
>tune in wolfenstein>cutscene (again)>hitler's being some faggot and has a strong tard wrangler womanwtf
>>744459251not my plum
What if Plum was chubby and hawaiian
Did any of you buy a Plum plush?
hitler lost incel. you need to get over it.
>>744459251Heresy.
>>744459364yes she's right next to my TV
>>744459251I'll crush your balls until you scream like a chipmunk
>>744459298World War II was really just strong women duking it out behind the scenes.
>>744459364No I'm waiting for the life sized Plum I can put in the car to use the carpool lane.
>>744459409So true!!!
how much damage did hitler's suicide gun do?exactly one HitlerP
>>744459368When I close my eyes, I imagine myself a world where Hitler won. I would have turned into sissy breeding femboy. Hitlers scientists would have implanted a artifical womb into me and black men from Namibia (schwarz-deutscher krieger) would have bred me daily.Mods this is the plot of Wolfenstein 4, only a sick Swede could come up with this.
Lads, this cutscene kusoge seems bad??
>>744459067absolute kinofuck the old chart anon he was gay anyways
>>744459067Embarrassing
>>744459515Brave statement
I'm watching Castlevania
>>744459067>Duplicate file exists zased...
>>744459515n@zi detected!
business idea: ero focused marathonn
Holy shit Stream 3 bros please tell me someone clipped that
>>744459569nice.
>>744459067>>744459570theyre LITERALLY the same picture though
>>744459067it's like chartfags retarded child tried to make a chart. SOUL
>>744459618wah happen?
>>744459569wtf did they shrink everyone inside that room or is the grass outside juts super large...
>>744459704rebeldragon hit the nae nae
>>744459704adef showed up and pulled the fire alarm
>follows u through a hotel and smells your hair
>>744459730european fertilizer has different regulations
>>744459730Europeans are just really small. Have you seed their food portions?
>>744459067>>744459570
>>744459749jokes on you. i'm bald
>>744459251i bet you could see her ribcage under that robe haha...
This just happened in WRC and it's still less of a wreck than the Wolfenstein game.
>>744459816Plum probably has cute ribs
>>744459823did they dieded?
>>744459858>>744459816I heard plum got some ribs removed so she could suck her own broom
>>744459890They’re just sleeping :)
>>744459890No
>>744459890>roll cage entirely intact >not on fire Probably not even a concussion
>>744459890Happened 30 mins ago and they cut comms after that, hardly any info since. Didn't die but they're supporting the driver's neck from what I've read.
Are chlods and puppery there this time around?
youtube is objectively better because adblock still works on it but I just fucking hate how youtube streams are always like 30 seconds behind if they're also dual streaming
>>744454971this is the first ESA i've actively watched since 2023, probably due to GDQ just getting worse and worse. there have also been like 4 speedrun events back-to-back this year which has helped keep the momentum going for me
>>744459823>>744459890
>>744460039yes, they're currently in my room
>>744460052>>744450105
>>744460105Hi hypnoshark
>>744460090did he die?
>>744460117the fact that you have to do this "workaround" just highlights how bad youtube streams are thoughfucking google
>>744460052>seeing ads on twitchyour extension game is weak
To the ESA folks reading this: get SpikeVegeta on board ASAP if you want your marathon to ACTUALLY grow
>>744460090>filenameKEK
>>744460153yes, but he woke up dead in the hospital later with eternal bleeding
>>744460187ye, at least it's not that far behind. being able to rewind is enough of a positive for me to suck it up
what the fuck
>>744460218Grow a tumor, more like.
I felt like I lost braincells watching this game.
>>744460187you can also jump straight to live pressing the "live" button next to the play button.
744460218Nobody asked. Hate that degenerate.
>>744460218To the ESA folks reading THIS:meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>744460153AFAIK critical conditionguess he didn't die because we would've heard something by now. Funny thing is during the next gym event the commentators were going on about how practiced the competitors were with "falling safely"
I missed everything before now, any must-watch vods?
Rate the run
>>744460321Beep boop
>>744460327i just saw the clip yesterday. stop stalking me!
>>744460327pspspspspspspsps cmere kitty come get some rubs
>>744459704theyre still playing nes games on nes block which is stream 3
>>744460364D
>>744460364C
>>744460364D-
>>744460364D because nuWolfenstein is cringe even if the runners are good
>>744459823
>>744460364Fa fucking cutscene simulator
>>744460428
Why is Skyrim rated F tier?
>>744460364didn't watch
>>744460338>Must watchNo. DBZ was fine, but nothing extraordinary. Yuri revenge was by the same guy who did C&C last time, so if you like his humour you may like watching the run, but it's hardly a must watch.
>>744460364F too many cutscenes
LOOK AT ALL THESE CHUDS
>>744460428>the guitar is safephew
>>744460484something about nord rights
>they got rid of the talking inbetween runsFinally
>already hitting plum's bump limitbsgbros...
>>744460517Why are they all rubbing jewishly?
>>744460517>every single person in the pic has all their limbs>not at amputee in sightand they call it a speedrunning event??
>>744460549im gonna go overestimate on plum's bump limit!!!
>>744460547WHY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING
imagine
Which runs are you looking forward to?
>>744460364D almost fell asleep
>>744459607this would be hilarious but there's no way anyone would show their face for it
>>744460625Jackie Chan
When will this meme die?
>>744460625habekeinename is going to play ff8. this will be hilarious and cringy as fuck
>>744460692I would really appreciate that!
>>744460692
>>744459570>All teal100% win ratio? Truly the best ESA ever?
>>744460727he was fine when he ran ff12 yesterday, just still kinda awkward a bit. i think the 20hr xiv run just broke his brain
>ESA only has 1400 viewers>ASM had a maximum of like 50 viewers>BSG maximum of like 400 viewers>GDQ consistently gets 20k+ viewershow??? how have people not spread the word about the other events? is it just normies watching GDQ now??
>>744460692twitch chat can be alright sometimes
>i'd always do a 12 hour wolfenstein stream on my birthdaybro
>>744460428I love you man
>>744459570Wazzup everyone, it's time for me to harvest each and any karma you suckers gan net me!
>>744459364yes
>>744460764he was at bsg and now at esa? that guy is living his best life. good for him
>>744460773More to the point why is the worst marathon the most popular?
There's something to this scene... just can't put my finger on it
>>744460773There's a semi-coordinated effort by GDQ to suppress ESA. Every time ESA is mentioned someone is quick to bring up the Lovare situation, just look at the current post on r/speedrun lol.
>>744460817How does ESA have such a cool and sad crowd?
>>744460773Botted obviously
>>744460709it's a 5 minute run it's fine
>>744460850that's what I was implying, and it's not just "the most popular", it completely eclipses all the other events COMBINED by a huge magnitude
>>744460773first mover advantage
>>744460773and like 30 people who watched dogwater despite it being the best event
CUTE!
oh no...
How was RA2?
wow, a cute girl!
>>744460773All speedrunning views are down, GDQ used to get 250k
cootie runner
am I gay now
wtf
here we go
>>744460968I don't like the group calls with 6 games on screen.
Is it just my bad for liking tendie shit to end up with runners like this?
DAMN! British women look like THAT?!
>>744460968>dogwaterholy fuck I completely forgot I watched that, yeah that one is honestly the best one all year and it gets like 50 viewers max
back to stream 3 again
Damn it, I like this game...
>she
Cutest scottish lass
The shame of Scotland.
>>744461000fuck, marry, kill
s-stream 2?
ALERTAthe troon counter is officially now at; 1!!!>1troon
why the fuck is the bottom timer bar so thick
>>744461018that was only the archipelago run which sucked anyway
the voice mogs all of GDQ
>She/her>Actually a she/herhuh?!
they got the voice down at least
what the fuck is this
>>744461106Are you sure, Anon...
>Come back home from buying shitloads groceries>Run just started>''Sweet!''>See the runner and couchAh..
Almost fell asleep during Wolfenstein. Did the right runner fuck up intentionally several times to let the left runner catch up?>>744460773It's a fat tanker that can only sink slowly, also many religious die hard fans, and what >>744460773 says.
>>744461049There's only one shame of Scotland and its name is England.
that headband thing is a good strat to hide your norwood.
>>744461082JOOOOOOOOOOOON MOOOOOOOOOOOOXLEEEEYYYYYYY
>>744461090You’re still posting jews.
>>744460984It was good, the runner blew up parliament cos the Irish blood got to him
>>744461049I'm Konata
>>744461148the couch are all men what do you mean
>>744459067Analog memes are the best memes.
Why does it cost like 220 dollars just to attend the event? I remember when it was 50.
>>744461189hi
>>744461138I-I left my glasses at my cousins place...
>>744459797Between your cheeks too? You shave your ass hair? You gay bro?
holy shit did you guys spot that guy in the red summer dress sitting down???
>>744461215When everyone raised their prices during covid they never brought them back down because capitalism is a ratcheting economy not an actual ebb and flow of supply and demand like people pretend.
>its a mario speedrun
I skipped all of BSG. Did I miss anything or did it not live up to Dogwater like I expected it would?
Is Rodilllo not trans?
I just noticed the grass wallpaper(?), are they at a new venue?
Cute girl with mad skills.
>>744461314It was GDQ with less energy and no spam.
>>744461329it's not a wallpaper. they are just tiny
>>744461098>>744461114he started out strong but couldn't keep it going for long
>>744461189Hi! Few things:I’m BrianI replied to you because you are a girl gamer. ‘Tis an awesome thing to see!
>>744461348Girls only apply themselves when it's about catboy shota games, so it doesn't count.
>girls are not real ga-BTFO
>>744461480>girls are not realyes
Boss, I need to mig
>>744461176
>>744461504>>744461504>>744461504Mig calmly and in an orderly manner
I dunno guys I kinda think she's a girl.Unironically the biggest red flag is that she's an actual good runner in a competitive game.
>>744461381So no, okay good.
what the fuck is the host saying
