Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDvMq5tZFgNow: DracamarNext: Street BoyzLater: Hitman: AbsolutionStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Soon(tm)https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous Thread: >>744477559
I'm migging into the new thread wheeeeealso FUCK supermarket simulator
I have transitioned to the new thread
>>744502378PoEbros...
>>744502378wheres digimon
>>744502378quasi godless night
me rn
Migging at high speeds
late night mig>>744502442they should've gotten someone that was actually good at the game like GDQ did with poe2
>>744502378Yabba-Karma-Farming-Doo!
coffee and eggs for breaky
>>744502463PoE ate it please understand small indie company.
>>744502565The hotel special
Holy fucking autism
That game is not good, but I like the runners.
>No more rhyme
yes
ESA is genuinely so back
baltic humor cracking me tf up
why are the fins like this?
what's up with the grass backdrop?where's all the ESA purple theming?
>No more rhyme?>No.>all the while the person in the back looks zoned out as fuck
>>744502710Exposure to snow gives you autism
Slept through the Ape Escape run (unfortunate casualty of the Digimon / PoE block), but nobody posted picrel?For shame.
>>744502710It's so the runners can touch grass without leaving the venue
>>744502710Oldtimers Fondue is winter so there's no purple
>>744502304I'm in.
>>744502710Edenal is pissed no one gives a fuck about goosebert over Plum so now he's trying to subliminally influence viewers.
>>744502739
>>744502774let it go retard
>>744502785Does anyone have the guy on the couch who bent over so far that his hands were touching the floor?
>>744502774Friendly reminder that we do not tolerate Goosebert slander https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/goosebert/deleted/deleted/
>fish out of water>where>the boss he's floppingI don't know if it's because its 2am and I'm drunk but this commentary is fucking killing me.
>>744502378>No Digimon or PoE ratingsWere they really that bad or were we all just sleepy?
>>744503004this guy is really funny, he's killing it.
>>744503098They tried to hide that PoE was over estimate
>thank you for liking this>yes>we also like this>yesI'm going to to fucking die
>i like this>thank you for liking this>we also like thislmao. i love the finns
they do know how to pump the audience
>[heavy eastern european accent] Yes, very nice, now buy fruitkek
>>744503404>eastern europeanThe flags are literally right there
>mooscleres
brehs
>>744503449both countries are in eastern yourope
Of course they like hardbass.
ok its time to kill the run
Norway is Eastern Europe, when you think about it, because it borders Russia on the East.
>>744503449mooscleres lets go
>>744503523Alas, it's almost over anyway
>movement jumping high>yes
>did you know that strawberrys genetically modified>like robotics?
I can't forgive myself for missing most of this run, holy farking kino.
Big skips yes
>what about the forest strawberries?>the small ones?>yes.>they are natural.>what are they called?>forest strawberries.
>>744503543fun fact: Norway is one country away from bordering North Korea
>>744503682this run is literally only watchable because of the commentary. Fucking dogshit phonegame looking trash.
>>744503543>>744503715This explains a lot desu
>>744503715And Finland is one country away from Mongolia.
somebody wake up this bitchnigga
>>744503724If this was shitch exclusive it would be a GOTY contender for /v/
>>744503724and?
>>744503756He (she/it?) has ascended to a higher plane of understanding than you could comprehend
>>744503724That's what makes it so funny. You have this saccharine-sweet cheap game, and meanwhile two impassive guys are trying to tell jokes like they're communicating through google translate.
>>744503724Feels like subway surfers. I have noticed games love rail sections after watching crash 4 and even the new doom in the dragon riding. Must be easy to program and adds artificial padding to game time.
>>744503783TRVKE
This shit look like a tie in game for a Dreamworks movie.
Hahah Traktor tyre Yes
>>744503783i haven't played it, but it does look better than the last pokemon at least
God I hope these guys have at least five more runs
Opa, oy...
>>744502354average Finnish dude or American hrt enjoyer?
>>744503931The energy is insane
Dry fucking roasting this game
>your grandparent do this?>yes, that's how I got into speedrunning>it runs in the family>it speedruns in the family>speed family
>>744504043
>>744504043they are comedy geniussies
no........ dont say it with me...
>>744504123yes
achu
>>744504123Yes
>>744504157Thank you.
>>744504123yes yes yes
Beeg mashroomyes...
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>744504250Nice
>>744504261Thank you.
Please clap for seven minutes over estimate
>>744504328This game didn't deserve a good run.
POK
>>744504328Sthil worldwreckord
>looks like a toilet seat>yes. plays like a toilet seat.kek
betrayed
Opa
>oh they patched it
WR hyooooooooope
This game looks AI-generated.
WHURL REKKY
I miss them already
it even ended with a "yes"
>do you have any shoutouts>no
>>744504406Yes
>Every bossfight is the "sit there and wait until you get the once per cycle window where you can actually damage him for 3 seconds before repeating the process" style of fightThey're so fucking boring. Why do devs still make bosses like this?
>>744504449Nigger did you even see the rest of the game? It was the most dogshit phonegame looking trash ever streamed.
>>744504449don't forget videogames are toys for young children
rate
>>744504489B
>>744504463>puts estimate within 2 minutes of his best time everDevilish
>>744504489A autism>not playing 315 after thatweak
>>744504489C
street boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyz
>>744504489S
>>744504489Give C, commentary is good. Is very fun for shitpost. Yes.
>>744504489Ye(S)
>>744504449Lazy as fuck devs making shit. One of the commentators even took a stab at Crash Bandicoot cortex fight ripoff they did
>>744504489C because overestimate
>>744504425What a power move
>>744504489Bit deserves an S but it's putting too much pressure on future runs of the runners
>>744504489A , hilarious commentary that I still can't tell was intentional or not.
>>744504449The whole game looked useless, not a single standout feature. Why does someone even make a game like this? Only reason I can come up with is a dev just trying out whether he can make a platformer, without having an idea in mind of what he actually wants to do. Generic levels, generic enemies, all movement elements blatantly copied from other games, characters looking like they were taken out of the default toolbox, there's zero reason to make a game like this.>>744504489yes.
>>744504489B. Yes.
>>744504489Yes
>>744504489B shit game, hilarious run
>>744504489A
>>744504489A (yes)
>primetime 5 hour zelda archipelago
>>744504489B, prime commentary could only go so far with material like that
>>744504686
>>744504686Is that like the multiworld thing that Dogwater did at the end?
>>744504686stream 2 niggaaaaa
What's with these "shopping for jeans at your local mall" ass tracks in the intermissions.
>>744504686>zelda>not zfgwhy even watch
>>744504746Yeah, it's been happening more and more at these events and I fucking cant stand them
>>744504686randos and archipelagos are streamer masturbation. thank god for croc 2 on stream 2
>All the good shit will happen while I am sleepingugh, gonna watch it when we get the dreaded FF run
>Chad Thundercock with default accentNot watching this.
That's a horrible haircut, god damn.
>>744504754oh this cringe stream war shit is starting already?
more finboyz
STREET BOYZ
I nbeed to play this game already
>>744504868the 90s are so back. i even see zoomers walking around with a mullet and a porn stache. it's fucking great
>>744504869that's a given, /v/ en large HATES Archipelago randomizers
They found the only 2 nonautists in Finland to run this game.
>>74450490990s teen heartthrob aesthetic I love it
Good morning, I figured poe wasn't gonna be fun to watch but was it really that bad
/srg/ can’t stop losing
Street Boyz! But one of them is a girl..
Aetienne when?
Where are his brothers?
>NG+
brutal mogging, hyperborean chad next to a jeet
>>744505006
>>744504868It looks great. Fits his face and head shape and physical stature.
Why does the indian guy look so androgynous? It can't just be because of his weight.
>>744504973I can't tell if some of this thumbnail is AI slop, or I'm used to seeing slop that is drawing from the same style as many youtube thumbnails.
>>744504489A>>744504686Stream 2 is our salvation, now and forever
Did that guy just repeat the exact same joke
is it tranny infested like gdq?
>>744505072Come on, Leo is all the proof one needs that if you can pull that haircut off without coming off as silly then you could pull off anything else and come off looking far better than with the Titanic curtains.
>>744505074its just a phenotype, short, fat, short, soft, effeminate male, often with long hair
>>744504921I experimented with a few setups, they are fun to play, and the possibilities are impressive. But they just aren't very fun to watch.
>>744505128there was at least 4 different dudes in dresses yesterday
>>744505128only by the ones that actually come from gdq
>>744505128Infested? Yes. As bad of an infection? Nothing can come close to GDQ.
>>744505159I still insist the mario runner was bio
>Not an A-rankSly noooooooo>>744505128ESA is a funky mix. You'll see extroverts, chuds hiding their powerlevels, ESLs, spergs, guys with painted nails, they/thems, trannies and people too interested in a good time to care about anything else. The management goes by 'live and let live' so as long as nobody picks a fight, all these groups just do their thing while the games happen
>>744505195anon...go get your eyes checked and your ears
>>744505134That's looksmaxxing territory, the fact that he can pull it off in the first place is good enough to justify that having haircut.
>>744505128yeahesa is being colonized by gdq troons
>>744505278speaking of, how's the jannie situation this year? he went nucular last summer
The only reason a bio woman would willingly be anywhere near the speedrunning community would be to feed off the immense amounts of lust radiating from it, like a fucking succubus.
>>744505340huh? thats unrelated to ESA
>>744504686that's why we have stream 2
>cutscene removerWhy is this cringe bullshit the norm now? I just want a comfy 8 hour jrpg to listen to in the background and they're perfect for the nightshift on stream 2.
This game is fun but Lozzy is running the chant into the ground like a GDQ meme
LETS MAKE SOME NOISEEEEEE....wait wrong stream.
>>744505459human nature of optimizing the fun out of everything
>only 3 Spyro runs.weak ass bitches
So the category is all max ranks but they're not going to actually get all max ranks
I have a cousin named Mayumi, which isn't the same as Mayuki, but it's very similar.Thank you for reading my post.
>>744505553It's cool to do a challenge run but there should be some penalty for not getting the max rank. Obviously we don't have time to make them redo the level to get it correctly but they've got the atmosphere to make a game out of it. $100 to the charity if you don't make it? A bag of smarties for all the S-rankers? Public execution to the non-S-rankers?>>744505601It was my privilege anon, please write another
>>744505601I did not enjoy reading this post, I want my time back.
>>744505459Because it is fucking boring. 3 hours of cutscenes in an 8 hour run. You want to see the tech and strategies, not the same shit over and overI think the mod doesnt go far enough. The FF8 run is still 90% yapping
I haven't heard a single TRANS RIGHTS chant. Why do they hate trans people so much?
>>744505601you're welcome. post a lust provoking image next time
is everyone in europe a neet? its past 10 am and they are still complaining its early
>>744505684Nah dude we are here for Eyes on Me and whatever wack ass junction exploit they can do can get fucked.
>>744505717try sending a trans rights donation
>>744505751they were up till 11pm!
>>744505751You can't ask people to Street Boyz before noon
>>744505684>The FF8 run is still 90% yappingThat's what made them comfy
Hello. Did someone, gdq or esa, ever did a Trails 1 Remake run? It should be kind funny with the build in speed up feature.
>>744505717Trains rights.
Muck has the best popoff by far
>>744505751its a speedrunning event
>no 24hours of ff9where the fuck is mizzow?
good morning gamers
>>744505473>Lozzytired of seeing this hag in everyone's stream chat
>>744505880dieded probaply
>>744505684> You want to see the tech and strategiesmaybe if you're genuinely in it for the speedrun itselffor a layman watcher more context and history about the game makes it way more interesting to watch than just talking about things nobody will understand outside of the games speedrunning scene. The best speedrunner golden boyz are an ocean of knowledge about obscure lore and trivia about their favorite game they are (hopefully) running so it's just interesting to listen to them talk about it
>>744505880Didn't he fuck up 3 years in a row or something?
*casts fireball on you're thread*
>>744505717They dont wanna het trucked
>>744505880>no mizzow and wife banter for 25 hours straight
Why didn't you guys rate Dracamar?
>>744505987he has eyes but he can't see mt. tai
>>744505987too stressful to rate things
>>744505880Still organising, probably just wants to give the JRPG a break this summer
>IceNwhat does the N mean
>>744506070we dont talk about that
>>744505987yes yes
>>744506070The N-word
>>744505987It was rated, the rate post just didnt have an image so you might have missed it.
all these finns are so buff
ENTER
the size of that lad
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LAD
ITS HIM
The dragon...
he's in
ENTER>>744506146err thanks
>>744506164There's so little to do in finland they beat themselves with thorns while in saunas.
>>744506202Large and in charge
>Yakuza, but goodBrutal
my king rebeldragon
dragon mogging this twink hard
rebeldragon is goated. shame there's no fight incentive this year.
>>744506365I love the slowdown for the kick, like it's an MMA highlights reel.
Damn, this runner is really attractive
next and ongoing speedrun events:>Games on Fast Forward (1.08-3.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/goff2026/schedule/goff2026schedule>NES Block Summer 2026https://horaro.net/nesblock-summer2026/schedule>Barbiethon 2026 (1.08-2.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/barbie26/schedule/bar3ie>RUSC-a-thon 2026 (8.08-15.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/rusc26/schedule/final> HDNMarathon 2026https://horaro.net/hdnmarathon/2026if you have any other events to add, please do so.
>>744506631what the fuck do you mean barbiethon
>>744506773it's barbie game marathon. the name is fairly self-explanatory
>>744506365What a high level exchange...!
>>744506858there could also just be a ton of barbaras
>>744506631NES block already ended a few hours ago, anon-kun
Some of them didn't get S rank, invalid run.
where strimm 2
Rape the run
Rate Street Booooooooyz
>>744507024A
>>744507020>>744507024B for reBeldragon, also it was okay.
>>744507020>>744507024B for Boyz
>>744507020>>744507024A for anemia
>>744507020>>744507024S treet BOYS
>>744507020>>744507024B, that was good
>>744507020C
>>744507020>>744507024B
>>744507020>>744507024B for BOOOYZ
what the hell do you mean my money goes to china, they are masters of scamming people, it's literally part of their life philosophy
>>744507020>>744507024SCant go wrong with the Boyz!
>>744507142that was taiwan, wasn't it? are they also scumbags
>>744507020A
Is it really what Make a Wish does? Cardboard, some cupcakes ,cheap masks and costumes?
>>744507227You didn't donate enough money to speedrun marathons so that's all they can afford.
>>744507227it's more than what that cancer thing does with the millions they get from gdq
>>744507142Anon taking a hard stance on the Taiwan issue I see
>>744507227rather, do you really need foreign investment to help young kids get a normal birthday party?
>>744507227Depends on the level of complexity behind the wish and the severity of the illness.
I like this runnera comfy hour ahead
>>744507348Might help if medical bills for parents are high
>ctrl+f>"Plum">1 result
>>744507362what happend to path of exile
>>744507406plum would work at subway THOUGH
>anonymous is starting alreadyIsn't it EARLY!?
>>744507302Done I've just donated
>>744507406I'm holding it all in until the song plays
>>744507520CLOSE THE DOOR
Is SuccinctNPunchy going to be running?I've been in prison the last 10 years for mass murderI had one of my outside girls smuggle in a phone so I can see my boy play!
>>744507616he simplified and changed his name. he's just called N now
>>744507709That's quite succinct and punchy.
Hitman's one of those series that I'd like to get into but I feel like every entry has some shit attached to it that you have to cope with
why is nobody pretending to laff at his jokes
>>744507709N for Nuggies.
>>744507756>get intonigga just play blood money wtf
>>744507024>>744507020BVery fun time was had>>744507065Shouldn't you rate A like your cup size?
>>744507804is blood money the best? i had that one when i was a kid and it's the only one i've played
he said the thing
>>744507938blood money > world of assassination > the rest
Absolution was underrated and overhated
Run in the shitter, kill this man
The only two things I remember Absolution for is the shower scene and the nun squad.
>>744508063he is redeemed, absoluted even
This guy is one of the very few speedrunners I have ever tolerated, every run is pure kino and always good commentary too
when's DOOM
>>744508057top notch aesthetic but absolutely horrid game design and writing is a straight spit in the face to classic hitman fans and fans of 47's character
>>744507024>>744507020I'm doin' him an A
>punchy isnt on the schedule>had my outside bitch smuggle an IPAD up her ass for nothing!Im going to kill myself tomorrowLater nerdz
>>744507406plum is ESAs version of ORRRBBBBBB
>>744508127He did the first dark souls run I've ever watched and I thought it was the coolest thing, but the strats are so fucking outdated and slow by today's standard, it's kinda funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quu8TDRb6OUAlso features an overconfident know it all commentator in the middle.
>>744508310You despicable piece of shit
>>744508310get plumd
>>744504812I hate the rise of these gimmick runs because the runner is bored to death of his one game. It's just a chaotic anti-fun mess to watch.
>>744508390I speak the truth you are all deaf to
>>744508479go preach somewhere else
>>744508436Cute!
>>744508517Accept the truth
>>744508436that one line ruins it!
>>744508436>Ai slopC'mon now, don't sully Plum like that.
>>744508576Get better material
>>744508576>>744508570what is the point of asking AI to generate "construction" lines?aren't you proud of your slop? or is it a gotcha kind of thing?
>>744508310the hell does that even mean
>>744508645Its a gotcha thing yeah, like the crayon sonic
>>744508650GDQ the crowd yells ORBBB for some reasonI never looked further into it because Im not trans
>>744508679Orb was a single crowd donation joke that was loved by the audience and become a meme that got regurgitated so much it overshadowed many other runs and events.
Hello, chaser here. I am looking for a gf (male). Please hit me up at the ice cream machine in the hotel lobby.
>>744508763Are you the bald mexican?
>>744508748Sounds very gay and reddit (No offense to you and yours this holiday season)
>>744508779si
>>744508779yes
Hows it been so far? Just watched some wolfenstein and ape escape only. Also no music?
>>744508936>>744507362
One of those background voices was Yuri Lowenthal.
>>744508576>>744508674At least you give me a reason to post this.
Ai still cant do fingers huh
>>744509187so cute
>>744508748Pretty sure it was originally a Mario World runner thing, possibly only done by a single guy in a single level too.
>>744507938Yes
>no webm for icecream car sending that npc out of orbitthread is dead
>>744508057>inverted the disguise system so it's now worthless>linear levels>forced action sections>retarded grindhouse plotNah it's rated right.
did you guys just hear that sound?
>>744508947So, absolutely fantastic
>>744509373Sorry anon, must have been that BEAN I had for dinner.
people still complains about orb but not the much more annoying waluigi WAAA retards would constantly yell at the top of their lungs for full runsat least ORBB was only when there was an spherical item being picked up
Gain access to Pexter's denthouse.
>>744509371grindhouse is cool and way cooler than the secret spy stuff of WoA
Feels a little livelier than last time, which was pretty clearly low on runs and runners and having to pad out time with giant RPG runs
>>744509461Aesthetically, it is cool, the plot is retarded and put front and center. It's simply not Hitman.
SAY IT WITH ME
>>744509732Lets kick cancers booty!
noooooooo we were winning!!
>>744509732Lets kick childrens booty!
disgrace
>>744509746Punchy detected
God what the fuck were IOI thinking with this story.
>overestimate
>>744509795>dude we've gotta go CINEMATIC
Rate Hitman Absolution
>>744509832A for absolutely good
>>744509832A
>>744509832B
>give on cancer donations, we're never curing that shit, just grant them one last wish and send them on their wayJohn Cena about to have to grant 600 more wishes like a cursed immortal genielmao
>>744509832S ilent Assassin
impending doom approaches
>>744509832(A)bsolution
>>744509832A pretty good
>>744509832B+ for over estimateFeels like the game didn't have that much fuckery as other hitman runs. Throwing the C4 in the fighting ring was funny shit though.
what happens to indecisive make a wish kids when they get what they asked for and it took tons of effort to organize but then they decide at the last minute that they want something else
>>744509832Dover estimate
>>744509851Don't worry ASM said they were making this the last year that anyone died from cancer
>>744509832I'm doin' him a B
>>744509884they die
>4 year old with leukemia... i really don't need to see this
>>744509884They die
cmon start downloading you piece of shit, the zelda run is starting soon.
>>744509832C
what would YOUR make a wish wish be?
>>744509931B
>>744509983a cute brown girl to suffocate me to death with her cute butt
>>744509983hot sex in minecraft
>>744509952>Game Freakthey make stuff that isn't pokemon?
>>744509895ez
>>744509983a cute anon to suffocate to death with my fat brown ass
"speed" runnerlol
>fat latina neets in your local thread RIGHT NOW
>>744509983For my dad to not hate me
>>744510021They outsourced like 90% of the work to chinese devs. Also I'm reading the csrinru forum on it and it seems like the game doesnt compile shaders. Incompetend shit devs like these give UE5 a bad rep.
>>744509983Fly around in a fighter jet or something
>>744509983I wish for world peace
>>744509983That anons dont get any wishes
>>744509983to ride on a nuke as it is dropped
>>744510117i wish this nuke was defused
>>744509983I wish I enjoyed video games again
>>744509983lovare sitting on my face until i suffocated.
>>744510169You become a gacha fan
Have they played any of the ESA songs between runs?
>>744510130
>>744510179Lovare is bony now
>being against speedrun meta if it's boringKinda based>>744510197Nah, they are still edging us, like they tend to do during the start if the week
>>744510224i have yet to see a single piece of evidence
>>744509832B-It was fine
>>744510281
>>744509983All world leaders inexplicably explode within 24 hours of being appointed.
is what world is that a woman?
>>744509983everyone ITT becoming a world leader today
>unpause stream>still prentending to be morning show talk show>unpause stream>still prentending to be morning show talk show>unpause stream>still prentending to be morning show talk show>>744509746
Why is ESA so much more comfy than GDQ?
>>744509983more wishes, duh
>>744510329are u retired
>>744509983be able to read a book in some quiet place
lovet this game shame ill have to leave mid run
>>744510372Because it's 30x smaller than GDQ
>>744510306that's not lovare
>>744510393what a rude thing to ask. some people are born retired
>>744510329oh shit is that the same guy in the center
>>744509983I wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!
Make a wish aren't genies....
>>744510371don't tell him that if you unpause the stream it just continues where you paused it
>>744510372Fake personalities not screaming in your ear to get HOOOOOOYP.
>>744510432
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
>>744510441I wish they are genies
>>744510306Holy shit what happened to her
>>744510470Ozempic
What was the explanation for random nature picture as the wallpaper?
>>744510306i wish ozempic wasnt real
>>744510557funni
>>744510569i don't think ozempic is legal in the eu
>>744510460what a shamehalf the fun was the cringe singing segments and the lore dumps about the games incoherent storyline
WHAT THE FRICKyou guys said zelda was nextBOOOO
>4 player zeldaHoly shit four swords hoyp
>over to you>stream crashes
tech crew?? moshi moshi??
>>744510667So it's not just me...
>>744510539>>744510569It wasn't Ozempic, she's mentally ill and stopped eating
thanks for the event
It's over
stream doko ? Tech oniisan daijobuu desuka?
it's over already? did i sleep for a whole week?
shoutouts to the tech crew!
>go for a shit>event ended
Ah stream is back
worst esa ever lol
>>744510596it is
In 5 minutes, all your dreams will come true
Last ESA event still not fully uploaded on youtube. Lazy bums.
banned for viewboting
>>744510796the eu is fucking retarded. the whole parliament needs to be excecuted. that is my wish
AHHHHHHHHHH
We're back
>they dont know how to start the stream early without running the 8 minute timer
fake iceland flag
>ålandwtf
RICKY!!!!
>>744510913wait what the fuck I somehow went to a quake live stream
>>744510993>A land>actually an island
The audience is now deaf
kino
>THX cutscenesTime passes too quickly.
>>744511019WHAT?!
Speedrunning on easy is so gayMake speedruns skill showcases again
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
Absolute gemmy of a game, one of the best ever.
this game was a staple of my friend group lan parties.
>>744511112that's depressing
>>744511138why? you can just play pool party in 1.6 for the whole night.
nice game lotr bros..
I miss the big blockbuster movies du jour getting tie in games. Even if they were really crappy 9 times out of 10.Though I suppose the idea of the big summer blockbuster has been dead for quite a while by now, anyway.
I would sniff her seat. You know who i'm talking about
>>744511112sounds fun anon ill never experience one of those ;;
>>744511112same but we sucked each other off after
Literal kino run so far
>>744511219hot
>>744511219giwtwm
All me.
Mixing real life pictures in with the game is so tacky and cheap lmaoI will NO LONGER play your game
>>744511314...zoomer.
legit kino transitions
i wish the lotr movies were as good as harry potter
>>744511356No I'm not. I just choose not to play Hollywood slop games
>>744511314I find it mind boggling
>>744511386
this game is full of soul
>we will never have another trilogy as good as lord of the rings
Isn't "hewer" pronounced as "hyoo-er" rather than "hero"? I swear Rixxer said "Orc Hero".
>>744511386i miss when my biggest problems in life were lotr vs harry potter debates in school
>>744511472dunc could have been good if zendaya werent in it
>>744511472what do you mean? Rings of power season 3 is around the corner
>>744511493Why is she pushed so hard?
>>744511314>calling kinofilms "pictures"okay, gramps
>>7445114932 wasn't as good as 1. too cornball for my liking
>>744511528actors are literally only getting hired by how many insta followerse they have. zoomers love her for some reaosn.
why are they doing this
Ok but why'd he build his tower at the basin of a lake
Any chance of the hunt for gollum being good?
>>744511585Absolute cinema o algo
You have no idea how cool these transitions looked to 10 year old me
>>744511493Dunc isn't epic enough
>>744511585it's a twitch emote o aldi
>>744511553I was referring to the real life picture of gandalf in the menu screens actually. The film clips are its own thing which I still dont like lmao
>>744511618they're still looking good
Remember when cinema was actually cool and exciting?
this was the hardest level in the game
I had this game for GBA but i never beat it
>>744511528only darkish, youngish actress they have on call unironically. so she fits several categories
>>744511585The grass photo background bothers me. This is 100% edenal wanting to show off his "photography skills". I make a wish they'd bring back the real purple-ish background.
How was a movie tie-in game made by EA this fucking good?!
>Objective: Survive
>>744511819>photoanon, this is real life
>>744511664
fuck i will probably have to touch grass when zelda is on...
>>744511843I love it, so retro.
>>744511821Because EA wasn't shit back then
It's funny how Gandalf casts like 5 spells in total throughout the movies but here he is spamming magic missiles like crazy
>>744511821EA used to be pretty good once upon a time.
>>744511821EA is the publisher the game was developed by some defunct eastern european studio
zamn chlods gettan thicc
Hold on, what is that flag?
>>744511843none of you motherfuckers are complaining when they do this with every texture in modern games but when you stretch gandalf's face across a surface it's suddenly bad FUCK you
isn't gandalf like the 2nd most powerful being in existence or something
>>744511962a land
>>744511945>She thinks gandalf uses magicbaka baka-anon senpai
>>744511891Just join us on stream 2.
>>744511986He's sandbagging
>>744511986in middle earth, maybe
>ninja warrior gandalfthis is just silly
>>744511986Not even close but compared to mortals yeah he is god-tier. Just isn't allowed to reveal his true power level
>>744511986Can he juggle trash mobs?
>>744511968>>744511905lmao dont worry its just 1 guy (me)guess im a fuckin' FREAK
In the PC version you could destroy those columns on the right and that was cool
Yep *siiiip* they'll never make movies or games like this again *siiiiip*
>>744512007oh yea totally forgot about stream 2
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Stream 3 tonight
>>744511986it's kind of an arx fatalis situation
Why is the battle of Amon Hen music playing during the seige of Gondor? These devs didn't give a SHIT
The transition into movie clips is pure sovl
jesus calm down sam
ISILDURDESTROY IT
I don't like how easily the the rando humans die in these movies. They're supposed to be able to hold their own against orcs 1v1
>>744512241Wasn't it developed alongside the movies? I don't think they had access to the finished product and had to go off trailers, storyboards and pre-production footage
Swimsuit Plum next OP?
>>744512296NO>>744512326jackson jerked off the Rohirrim to the detriment of the Gondorian soldiers.
>>744512296
>>744512326this guy kissed every male actor on the set
>>744512373Anyone have a plum that's LOTR inspired?Can any drawfag make it quickly?
>>744512398giwtwm
>>744512296Mmm, nyo.
hobbit looks barely smaller scale than the rest of the cast
>>744512398that should have been me playing pippin
>>744512398I feel like Sean Bean would've gone full norf fc and clocked him if he did that.
>>744512296>look up why he didn't just stop isildur>there's way more to it>he actually was on his way to destroy it later but got ambushedSounds like he got done dirty in the movies.
>>744512465yeah they changed a lot. Look up how they character assassinated Denethor
How come Peter Jackson never tried to adapt the Silmarils?
>>744512296Maybe tomorrow
>>744512491they also character assassinated the dorf
>>744512459My brother, my captain, my king.. no homo
Arachnophiliacs, don't look!
these tears we cryare falling rainfor all the lies you told usthe hurt, the blameand we will weep to be so alonewe are lost, we can never go home
>>744511842it's fantasy
>>744511819Why are you still seething about Edenal after all these years
>>744512502The last LOTR came out 23 years ago since then he did The Hobbit movies (3), The Lovely Bones and King Kong so in over 20 years he did 5 moviesHe doesn't need to work
>>744512608>ArachnophiliacsAre you concerned for the spiders?
>>744512687They Shall Not Grow Old, his WW1 project was great.
>>744512714Only if they look like Stoya
>>744512714>anon got the jokewell done
The state of LOTR games today compared to this...
>>744512720True but it's more of a doc, a restoration of images
Book readers, is Frodo and Sams journey more interesting in the books? I always found it the least interesting in the movies. Whenever I watch the movies I want it to cut back to Aragorn and the crew or Gandalf.
I think I missed the part of the movies where samwise is a 1 man army
>>744512773I'm really sad what Gollum did to Deadalic. They were actually pretty based.
>>744512773Return to Moria was kind of hype when I played with friends and we slaughtered some orcs and started singing over their corpse
>argick streaming
>>744512773return to moria is a solid 7/10, didnt play the other 2 games thoughbeit.
>>744512773Left one's title is just wrong, everyone knows it's The Lord of Ring(TM): Gollum
>>744512860Tell him to stop stealing ESA views
>>744512773i received more enjoyment from gollum than probably any other lotr game
>>744512860Yeah he's a scumbag, we know
Okay but Meet the Feebles movie game when?
>>744512860>argick hates dying childrenhe is actual scum
I wish ESA would put down the year the game was released like GDQ does.
>>744512860I'm glad hes not part of ESA anymore.
>lotrnice>mario>zelda>diddy kongskip
>>744512974@starataur get on it janny
>>744512974Did they used to and stop, or did I imagine that? My notes are purple.
>>744513019Stream 2 goes online as soon as zelda starts
>>744513093>croc 2nice
>>744511821There was a time whe you heard "EA, challenge everything!" and you knew you had kino on your plate. Sadly just like Blizzard, Valve, Ubisoft etc., they either don't make games anymore, or make/publish hot garbage.
>>744513121everything goes to shit eventually. entropy or something
>>744513057Don't think so.
>>744513241Where is Josh?
gm retardshow were the runs overnight? was poe a trainwreck like I expected it to be?
>>744513057my sources say they dont put the year
We mig?
>>744513367No, Mr. Anon, I expect you to die.
>>744513308Last two runs were pretty good. Kino run right now.
>>744513308nobody watched poe yet
>>744513367nuh yet
>>744513442ANON! PAGE 10 IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE!
>>744513308poe was just boring, the guy wasn't particularly great at it
>>744513367You trans?
we nig?
>making me bake at work>>744502304>>744502304>>744502304
>this is the last fun run todaytime to play games I guess
>>744513554See? That's what happens>>744513531>>744513531>>744513531
>>744513554>working on a sundaynot very cash money of you
>>744513652Eh, I can't complain. Got three days off after today.
>>744512974GDQ should take notes and add in the nationalities of the runners
>>744514037that would confuse the americans. they will think it a new kind of gender
