How do you refute them?
>>744512647stuffed crust pizza tastes like rubber though
rap is music because the melody is in the vocals, the beat is in the track, and it takes a lot of talent to carry a melody while rhyming fast.the pizza guy can go get his wife fucked by tyrone and the gaymer on the left can go pretend to be the pizza guy's wife.
congrats you got me mildly upset
>>744512647
strawman 101
The crust doesn't become rubbery just because there's no cheese in it. The default state of crust is, shockingly, to be crusty. It only becomes rubbery because you made a shitty pizza.
>>744512647This is actually a good look into the mindset of story sloppers, as they think injecting rubbery low quality pizza crust with cheese is a way of fixing it. Truly these people are absolute subhumans.
the most upsetting part of this image is that someone thought copying modern penny arcade's style is a good idea
>>744512797
>>744512647just ignore them
>>744512647rap music is dogshit it takes genuine talent to make it sound good and 9/10s out of ten "good" rap is just r&b, hiphop because faggots don't know how to distinguish it.if your pizza isnt shit from little caesars or pizza hut the crust is actually good, if you don't eat the crust as is you are subhuman.video games are meant to be fun and if you enjoy walking sims you are probably the type of mentally crippled whore who cries at the slightest sense of discomfort.
>>744512647>Defends walk and talk gamesI don't even give this retard a second thought. Fuck you for the repost.
>>744512836This, if your crust is shit you simply have a garbage 'za.
>>744512647love music is just chick tracks so they give up the ass. GIMME POWER METAL
Cool "vodeogames" thread!
>>744512921Sometimes I think the only reason he considers them "healthy" is the apple logo.
>>744512737>Rap sucksCounterpoint:https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g
>>744512647Literally all 3 of them are basically correct save for the idea that music can only have 2 themes or that a good pizza crust is "rubbery" or needs to be discarded. Not sure what kind of childish palate one needs in order to not like pizza crust without some gay stuffing. But the guy on the left is 100% right without any changes.
>>744512921I'M A FAT FUCK
>>744513036>comic about storygamesmore vidya related than the average deltarune schizo theory
>>744512647They're all right.
>>744512647i eat the pizza handles first. if i have room in the stomach, then i eat a piece of the real pizza. but you gotta earn the good part
>>744512921LETS GO MACDONALDS NIGHT!
>>744513060this is hip hop toughbeit
>>744513332They are rapping thoughever
>>744513117IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT COMPUTERS AND SEE FOOD
It's interesting how country music wears a lot of sad songs about loss and rap was about attitude, women, and lavish lifestyles then the swapped places and now most rap is depressed fucks disillusioned with success and country is about women with fat asses and nice trucks and bootsYet the people who still hate rap and country haven't changed their opinion at all
>>744513332Rap is the spoken component of hip-hop, isn't it?
>>744512647they're all right though>frequently discardedby children, yeah
>You can't bake cheese directly into the pizza crust!What?Am I understanding this correctly from the picture? Do you just put cheese into crust? What the fuck is this shit, is this an American thing like what pineapple Kool-Aid is to negroes? I worked as a pizza cook, NO ONE fucking does this, wtf.>Crust needs to be bland and rubberyNigga what? The fuck you mean rubbery? It's soft, sure, like the whole damn pizza (depends on how you cook it), but geez if your pizza is rubbery I'd be more concerned what kind of dough you're using.>and frequently discarded!Do niggas really? I've never heard about throwing away crust. It's literally just dough, if you don't like it being dry you can cover it in garlic oil. I swear man, people just don't know how to cook and give terrible adviceVerdict: author (of the comic, not OP) is a faggot.
has anybody ever had any stuffed crust that actually tasted good? it's fucking disgusting
>>744513683I like emo rap, makes me hate blacks a little less because it shows they're capable of human emotion (sometimes)
>>744513923It's fast food chain slop from places like Pizza Hut
>>744513995Jesus christ some of you are pathetic
>>744514028>Goyslop consoomers have ruined their tastebuds so much they can't stomach a regular doughMany such cases!
So this new pizza place blends cream cheese into the tomato base, don't know how much I like it. I guess it's better for toppings with sweet components, but I think I prefer a "heavier" base on the traditional mushroomshpepperspepperoni if that makes sense?
>>744512647Strawmanning sure is fun, isn’t it? Also, Nicholas Smith needs to stop tracing Penny Arcade’s shitty art style.And yes, rap is a tumorous growth on the colon of civilization.
>>744514197Do you mean they put cheese into tomato slices or what?
>>744512647>Americans are such gluttonous fatties they need to stuff the crust with extra cheese
>>744513002>video games are meant to be funeveryone who says this is a casual shitter who think their limited normalfag taste in games are the only ones that are fun.
>>744512647They are all correct
>>744514374it was unironically a push by the US government to prop up american dairy farmers. anytime you see some weird american cheese gimmick, chances are its an american cheese board who pushed it
>>744512647Walking Sims are hot trash but if talking is available as a mechanic you can at least make it an interesting game build around social interactionNigger rap isn't real music I 100% agreeDripping cheese crust fucking sucks and if strawman-kun thinks regular crust tastes bland he should try making better dough, it's a skill issue simple as
>>744512647I really love how you need to draw hideous faces and angry faces to show absurdity of claim.- It's hard to formulate criteria to define something as a game. It usually involves player with some quote of decision making.- At this point Snakes and Ladders is not necessarily a game because there is no decision making if we treat dice throw a pure rng.- Music is about aesthetic to fucking ears. LMAO, arguing over art.- A fucking pizza is umbrella term. Are we arguing about pizza OR Neapolitan pizza?
>>744514187>seeking more flavor means you ruined your taste buds >in first world Chechnya, we eat borscht with rock (but only when we can afford rock)I can only imagine what it's like to have never eaten a real burger.
>>744514480>cheesy crust is a government conspiracymoot should have geoblocked non-US like how jap imageboards block non-japs. foreigners are so fucking retarded.
>>744512921>IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
>>744512647All four are right
>>744514554>talking shit about borschttasteless fat fuck
>>744512921I wish his Skyrim iMac playthrough at 10fps hadn't become lost to time.
>>744513683truly they hate those genres based on how they sound
>>744513995I had some coworkers I'd hang out with that'd listen to the rap battle tracks but each rapper was roleplaying as different characters from anime.It wasn't good but it was so surreal to listen to I still search for it every once an a while.
>>744514480That's awful. I feel bad for mocking Americans, now: it's not their fault their government hates them
What walking sims? I can unironically just think of Death Stranding, Yume Nikki and it's fan games, LSD Dream Emulator, and space exploration stuff like Space Engine or Noctis. It isn't a very popular genre at all so I don't why people piss themselves over it so much.
>>744514554Holy shit that's fucking disgusting. You know, I think I get who these games with a billion microtransactions and skins from every franchise devs could ever grab licenses for appeal to. Never post again, I don't want people like you in any discussion.
>>744513957Does "hot dog pizza" where there's a circle of sausages hidden in the crust count? Felt very pointless and gimmicky but there was no problem in terms of taste or texture or whatnot.
>>744514554Americans truly chow down the worst kind of goyslop
>>744514187More like the dairy industry needed a new way to off load it product
>>744514329No, into the tomato paste sauce that goes in between the base and the toppings
>>744514752>What walking sims?The game title he's holding up looks like he mixed The Walking Dead, Heavy Rain and Stanley Parable together although I imagine the context is more referring to things like Dear Esther, Gone Home, Firewatch and What Remains of Edith Finch
>>744514554funny you say that because actual chechens (like most caucasians) are obsessed with shit like adjika and khmeli-suneli
>>744514842>hot dog pizzaFor me, it's the humble pizzaburger
>>744513683Country music was artificially depressed and rap was artificially boosted. 20 years ago white kids in my suburban high school were dressing like thugs and talking ebonics. Rap has always been a cultural poison and I’m so glad it’s dying.
>>744512647>you can't criticize non-games without being an OCD 10y/o>you can't criticize low-effort slop music without being a religious boomer>haha retarded strawman pizza analogy to make people I disagree with look REALLY stupid lolOld repost of a comicfag lower than bikecuck's level but thanks for the reminder. Faggotry really is a spectacle on its own.>>744514398>haha all-encompassing insult to make myself look TOUGH broNow here's some fresh new faggotry. Thanks for the chuckle retard-kun.
>>744515002>Dear Esther, Gone Home, Firewatch, and What Remains of Edith FinchNever heard of them.>>744514963>LLMsaar
playing semantics is gay and jewish
>>7445149651. Why is there an egg..?2. What are those green triangles?3. I mean, isn't it how it's supposed to go or am I misunderstanding? Usually it's dough > sauce > cheese > whatever topping you have, including tomatoes. Or do you mean that they mix "liquid" cheese and tomato sauce into one layer and then you get your normal cheese > topping?
>>744512647the art looks like a mix of Penny Arcade and something else
>shitting on Christians for no reasonWas the internet atheist movement always this insecure and performative?
>>744514940All the yuros/Aussies/Japanese/etc who traveled to the US for the World Cup were losing their shit over how awesome the food was, so maybe those grapes aren’t so sour after all.
>>744515274Hanabi is an ugly and stinky friendless loser
>>744515252"new faggotry">jaks
>>7445152811 Cheese filled crust.2 Green peppers, could be any other random shit3 The latter. Both visually distinct(whiter tomato paste) and has a cheesier, more acidic and lactic taste.
>>744515326>goyball fans loved goyslopOkay, and?
>>744515326>implying football fans (WATCHING instead of actually playing any kind of sport) aren't braindead cattle consoomerskek
>>744512647A game does need at least some degree of interactivity. Something it expects of the player.If all the player does is choose how much detail to ask for, and control the pace at which the story progresses, you had no reason not to trim the fat and make a movie or TV Show instead.
>>744515325Yes.>>744512647This guy seems really stupid and angry that some people are shitting on his favorite dangerhair lesbo mystery meat walking simulator.
>>744515325yep. proto libtards
>>744514569I bet you think epstein is some conspiracy theory too if you cant believe something as simple as dairy farmers collaborating to get propped up by the government is too far fetched. real capitalism has never been tried in america, there is no invisible hand of the market just which segments of private industry pay off the politicians to stay in business
>>744512647Love how basically all the discussion is about the other two guys because everybody agrees the first guy is completely right.
>>744515274Then why don't I _feel_ gay and jewish?
>>744512647i agree with all three actually
>>744512647I don't. They're ALL right, but only half so because they're shitty strawmen.Moviegames like Mixtape aren't games, just interactive movies, simple as. "Constant unbroken button pushing" is a shitty strawman though - for FPS games maybe, but CRPGs aren't like that at all.Rap and hip-hop aren't music at all, and nigger "culture" in general is repulsive, but country music isn't necessarily the "only good music" either.Pizza crust with a cheese filling must be an obese amerimutt thing because i've never heard of it. How much of a morbidly fat amerilard do you have to be, to be unable to eat normal crust and just discard it instead? Literally the whole "crustless bread" thing all over again.
>>744515563/v/ doesn't play games so they have no idea of what he's talking about
>>744515706Wow, I didn't know all of /v/ were devout Walking Rain Parable fans then
>>744515274post more SparkleNOW
>>744512647This comic was made by an adult who still doesn't eat his pizza crusts.
>>744515543you weren't aware of epstein until it became mainstream news, you fucking golem. yes, our government is evil you don't need this reddit-tier nonsense. the fat fucks here like cheesy crust, there doesn't need to be some heckin conspiracy to push that.
Shitting on pizza crust is the mark of a fucking RETARD.I don't mind pizza crust with sauce in it, although it does become lava. The crust with cheese in is revolting.
>>744512647I don't. All of them are correct.>moviegames are all slop and people who defend them are scum killing the industry>nigger rap is awful and always was>stuffed crust is always inferior to normal crust or deep pan crust
>>744512797Say what you will about them generally, but "you don't have to be a chef to know a meal tastes bad" has been valuable against journos for years.
pizza hut garlic crust can never be beat, by the way unless you're papa john's
>>744512647Despite being exaggerated strawmen, all three of them are correct, mostly.
>>744514620>>744514758>>744514940mmmmm >>744514554 looks so fucking delicious
>>744514554>burgerboring, can you deep fry it and add maple syrup?
>>744515326FC26 rapes your favorite incel gayrpg dating simulator btw
>>744512647My initial reaction is to call the comic writer a retard and I'm still going to do that, but I will say that I've seen a disturbing number of people playing games now who just refuse to read dialogue and story-related text because it doesn't involve constantly pushing buttons. They then end up not understanding basic plot points because they skipped through the dialogue. I think most of the best video games have emphasis on both gameplay and story.Also, this comic's writer is a retard. To actually address this, you can have engaging gameplay without reliance on combat but you still have to actually have something to play. Dear Esther is a short story with a 3D illustration attached, not a video game. Do not idolize gameplay so much that you become an illiterate ADHD zoomer, do not idolize story so much that you become Neil Druckmann.
>>744512647the first two are right though
>>744512647Man cheese in the curst tastes like fucking ass, even hot dog fillings are better(still terrible)
>>744512647As long as we agree that the colonizer fruit does not belong on pizza, we can get along.
>>744512647why does the fag on the left have pink hair?
>>744516496>he colonizer fruittomato?
>>744516580Ever heard of anime, virgin?
>>744516496this, so much this!
>Games have to have a failure state. If you can't lose, then it's not a game, it's a toy.>Rap is music, see >>744512751. Pop rap is just garbage music and that's most people's only exposure to rap.The third guy didn't even say stuffed crust pizza isn't pizza. He's just expressing an opinion about pizza. There's nothing to refute.
>>744516580He's just doing ALttP Link cosplay
I have eaten American pizza once and it was revoltingSwedish pizza is simply better in every way
>>744516835>Swedish pizzaI'm scared
>>744516835There is like 5 types of american pizza.Neapolitan ripoffNyChicagoDetroitAnd then frozen stuff you get from dominos or the grocery store.
I think either I've never really had good pizzas or pizzas just suck. The dozen or so I've eaten in my life haven't been that stellar, and the one pan pizza I've eaten tasted like nothing but dough.
>>744514649at least there's this clip
>>744516940Banana is a perfectly valid topping
>>744517183Banana belongs on sandwiches, not pizza
>>744516835>Swedish PizzaLmao, OK Joel.
>>744513923>author (of the comic, not OP) is a faggot>not OPlets not be hasty
>>744516835Do you also put ketchup on your pasta?
>>744514480
>>744512647You don't because they are objetively right.
>>744517225>fruit anywhere near bread
>>744513995the best "sad rap" is made by whites though
>>744513923Hawaiian pizza is canadian. Blame our hat.
>>744516835>Swedish pizzaJust eat normal Italian pizza for the love of god, it's perfected stop fucking with it
>>744517418>hating the pb&j
>>744512647>refute them?don't care, i will simply enjoy my walking sims, rap music, and stuffed pizza crust
>>744517001medium crust standard is the bestthe others are good as gimmicks though.
>>744516835"American pizza" is extremely vague, there is more variety in American pizza than in the rest of the world.
>>744516496>>744516596i think he's talking about pineapple, and he's wrong. pineapple is great on pizza. preferably paired with a meat topping.
>>744514398You are terminally online and your perspective is narrow to the point of uselessness.
Its annoying when retards try to bundle a bunch of unconnected opinions together.Because i hate rap and stuffed crust but think walking sims are fine if the story/world is engaging enough. We call everything digital + interactive a video game for marketing purposes, so its not really the devs fault.
>>744512737Rap can be good when it has high masculine energy, a good lyricist, and a rapper with technique. Even when their culture is shit some of it boils down to the same "victory or death" mindset that goes through every young man's head at some point in their life. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8DXFGemKCRAThe line>I'm going to get mine, either through crime or through the Bible>whichever way, it better pay, I'm feeling suicidal Always struck a cord with me
>>744517418Banana isn't juicy, it won't turn the bread soggy like most fruit would.
>>744517418Banana nut bread is great.
>>744516940What the fuck is Swedish pizza, and I say that as a Swede.As the other anon said, just eat normal Italian pizza. It's nice and tasty.>>744517326Some """people""" do and it's absolutely disgusting. That said, only time I've experienced it was way back in school, mostly because they didn't offer actual tomato sauce (and the pasta they served there was also unsalted, so even worse).
>>744517139It is truly unfathomable to me how anybody could play like this for hours. This must be worse than torture.
>>744517776>a good lyriciscaring about lyrics are the same as caring about story in games. it literally doesnt matter. sound good or gtfo
>>744512723Holy shit this. Stuffed crust is rarely ever good because you need to go to a pizzeria that makes it fresh with the right cheeses, otherwise it's a disgusting rubbery mess. It's far easier to find even shitty chain joints to have good crust
What do you ya'll think of the Mad World OST? I was a rap hater when I was in High School, and while I still don't care for Tupac or most other mainstream rappers, I became more willing to give rap a chance after Mad Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu9WfqJGoPchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YemC45thzTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3PmIqbjOEc
>rap>"uhm some of it is actually good because the lyrics can be sad, deep and/or relatable, a song can't be good unless it has 'relatable' lyrics, who cares about the melody or sound palette? instrumental music is also not music btw">>744518092this
>>744513683The old generation of rappers were hustlers and drug dealers who were boasting about the riches their lifestyle brought them. The new generation of rappers are children of the environment the old generation exploited, so all they know is addiction, broken families, and loss. It's a natural progression.
>>744512647>that crust commentHoly fuck I'm not even ashamed to be mad at this mother fucker for writing that, fuck whoever made this.
>>744514554I bet you're one of those fat guys who thinks he's better than everyone for eating so much
>>744514554This has to be a falseflag to make amerigolems look bad kek
>>744512647They are all retarded. No refutation needed, just 3 .45 ACP rounds and one 1911.
>>744514758>>744514940>>744515038>>744518283>poors seething because real food exists
>>744512647Ugh stuffed crust is disgusting, the cheese is never cooked enough
>>744512647He is unironically right about rap tho. 90% of rap (especially modern) is completely unlistenable ear rape. It's okay to like it (like how autistic people like the sounds of certain machines) but just don't pretend it's real music.
>>744512751>rap is music because the melody is in the vocalsRepeating a single note in time with a rhythm (barely) is not melody.
>>744518109Tupac was a fruity theater drama kid
>>744517776Even the lyrics you quoted, that is a concept that can be expressed musically rather than through lyrics that any 15 year old could write.Thats in general my impression of Rap, its the Tiktok brainrot of music. Formulaic ear-worm background music, and some spoken words that explicitly say enticing ideas to youth. Very surface level so you can skim them without any effort on the audience's part.
>>744512647>rap isn't music.......agreed?
>>744512647>gameNotice how the game he's holding is a mashup of two good games and a widely-mocked bad game. Surrounding a piece of shit (what the author REALLY liked) with two commonly accepted games on the basis that you mainly walk around and inspect things in them, without regarding the character-driven narrative of The Walking Dead game, the movie-wannabe direction of Heavy Rain, or the comedy-emphatic structure of The Stanely Parable. This is a poor attempt to say "OH YOU DON'T LIKE THING I LIKE FOR BEING BAD, BUT YOU LIKE THESE OTHER THINGS FOR BEING GOOD? WELL THEY ALL PLAY THE SAME, DID YOU NOTICE THAT?">musicPointing out that the average old white guy hates rap is like pointing out that the average young black guy hates country music. What did you expect? You're not even saying anything with this.>pizzaThe fuck? This is so retarded it isn't even worth arguing against. Do better, decade-and-a-half old Tumblr comic.
>>744512647"I need hot liquid cheese injected straight into the dough of a commercial pizza or else I'll think it's bland" is like "I watch the superbowl for the commercials", in that it's such a ridiculously stereotypical thing for Americans to say that you'd assume it was an insulting caricature if it wasn't verifiably real.
>>744519086Stanley Parable is pretentious dog shit
>>744519086Heavy Rain > Walking Dead and its not particularly close.
>>744518910>Repeating a single note in time with a rhythm (barely) is not melody.bass players will never recover from this
What epic food analogy would you choose as a strawman for people refusing to consider "new" food combinations?
>>744517423Bones goes great on a cloudy date.
>>744520539Avocado toast is old enough of a discussion topic that it'd be funny to bring it back up
>>744520109https://youtu.be/Dt1APRRddS4
>>744512647Games without a gameplay related fail state are not games. They are interactive media.Games are interactive media but interactive media isn't always games.
>>744520539cranberry jam with meats and cheeses
>>744517253Banana pizza if fucking awesome and I'm from New Jersey land of good pizza
>>744520539orange juice with dinner
>>744512647All 3 of them are correct. Walking sims aren't games, rap isn't music, and Amerilards who shove cheese into everything deserve to be shot.
>>744521302>t. buttmad shitalian mutt
>all these subhuman brown thirdies melting down over the idea of cheese combined with bread
Did Tycho actually say that, or is the author just using a random visible online personality for his strawman?
>>744512737Ebonic monkey noise is not music. I'm sorry. I'll never accept shitty movie games or rap "music"
>>744518092Caring about lyrics is the most low IQ, normie, womanly thing a person can do when consuming music. Music is about composition, instrumentation, and production; lyricism is the dead last lowest priority
>>744512647>uhm akshually taste isn't real? I eat shit and it's fine
>>744512647bitch what is that a leftist meme? I aint reading all that shit
>>744512647Like this:*farts right in their face*
Hating a genre is stupid and low iq behavior. I will listen to any genre just don't play me sad music.
Software that simulates an environment for social interaction is not necessarily a game. Games require rules and goals and some form of adversarial process.Rap is music, it has all the components of music, it is simply a difference in vocal style.Stuffed crust is gross and if you think pizza crust tastes bad why the fuck are you eating pizza
>>744512647The first one is wrong because puzzle games are still videogames. The second one is right about rap but wrong in that most actual music isn't about love, farms or jesus. That' some american countryslop bullshit.The third one is just nore burger retardation. The reason they think pizza crust sucks is that the pizza bread ussed in american pizza is absolute dogshit that feels nore like a dense thick slab of half cooked dough than actual pizza bread.
>>744512647with more nonsense.
>>744519086>The Stanley Parable>Good>Heavy Rain>BadYou must be smoking crack if you honestly think that the SP can be considered a game compared to Heavy Rain. It's a pretentious literal walking simulator where you have some british narrator commenting on your actions. It gets old quick and I have no idea why everyone praises it so much. Heavy rain is so bad it's good. A movie game for it time that still had player's action having some consequences and high stakes moments.
>>744522131Rap actually isn't a genre. It's a vocal styling, like singing. "Singing" isn't a genre, is it? I don't like rapping. It sounds bad to me. And the genre of hip hop is built around rapping, so it's impossible for me to like hip hop. Disliking rap is like disliking the sound of a specific instrument. Nothing wrong with that. Simple as
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>>744522131Ok, rap still isn't music
>>744514554how about you just go to a better pizza place where the crust is good instead of fucking dominos
>>744518109pop subgenres of shit whether its rap or country or whatever, will always be significantly worse than the alternatives
>>744522227It's funny seeing you awkwardly have to say software to try and avoid kneecapping yourself from the very first word of your post.
>>744522131okay. Tell me what you think about this song>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV3s2LkhxTE
>>744522313>literal walking simulatorSo its QWOP? Or are you just overusing the word literal?
>>744513923>but geez if your pizza is rubbery I'd be more concerned what kind of dough you're using.he's a moron and microwaves bread. It gets spongy and rubbery before it turns into calcite hunks
>>744523429Not sure what's funny about accurate word choice but go off queen
>>744524074>Not sure what's funny about accurate word choice It sounds awkward, you were literally just told this.
>>744512647Almost every game in the "walking sim" genre doesn't use it's lack of combat or more less active gameplay to immerse the player in the world as an important part of it's design, it's used to be pretentious and different for the sake of pseudo-journalistic masterbation.Games like Myst used the lack of actual combat as a way to let players pay attention to the world around them, which is important for learning the information needed to solve the puzzles in game, while also understanding what's going on and why things are the way they are.Games like Gone Home use it to pretend there's something profound and artistic about a lesbian reminiscing on their first girlfriend as they explore their family home.One is a fantastical experience that invites you to learn about and explore an interesting world, the other is pretentious garbage.
I don't think you should really concern yourself with what a "game" actually is.It's kinda like arguing what a sandwich is.Like, I firmly believe my definition for a sandwich is the best and objectively the best for what a sandwich is and should be. I think it should be utensil free, survive at room temperature, and the contents should be modifiable without compromising the structure of the dish. But even if that firmly disqualifies chocotacos, that doesn't make them any less delicious.
>>744513923>stretch out crust>lay string cheese around the perimeter, leaving enough room to fold edge over stick>fold edge over stick>top>cooka da pizza>???>PROFITtear the cheese sticks in half if you're afraid of being too fat. it's nice
>>744521140Watch out, next you'll be putting pineapple on pizza and that'll get you whacked
>>744523302Local places do stuffed crust now because everyone likes it.
>>744512647>unstuffed crust is rubberydo americans make pizza with leftover plastic and depleted uranium?
>>744513923>h... how could you...
>>744526657Do non-Americans cry and think about us constantly?
>>744526867I'm just worried for your health lil bro why are you eating Luffy's corpse
>Cheeze inside bread? Ve do not do that in GERMANY
>>744512647Easy>food analogyDone.
>>744514842I've never had a hot dog pizza that wasn't inhumanely oily. And yeah, it's pizza but seriously, it's so much oil that you feel yourself literally sweating fat after having it. But alternatively, I'm not American, so maybe I never got the Good Stuff (tm) of fat fuck food.
>>744512921Milady, that chud is oggling your bosoms...I'll handle this...
>>744521140>>744517183Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus
>>744512921Right now is cheaper than left (food).
>>744514028Looks like the time i made cum stuffed pockets for a friend of mine.
>>744512647This guy is ripping off Penny Arcade so hard. It literally looks like the same style. Also wheres the funny?
>>744528307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtakpVpLcYwTHROW YO MOTHAFUCKIN HANDS UP
>>744528260I tought it was PA lol.
>>744512647but rap music does have chords and melodies
>>744522313>It's a pretentious literal walking simulator where you have some british narrator commenting on your actionsThere's nothing pretentious about SP.It's very direct and in your face about exactly what it is.People like it because it's basically what Cabin in the Woods is to horror movies.
>>744518910Goalpost moving for the sake of goalpost moving
>>744522313Actually Stanley's gait is more of a trod or a slight personable sashay than a simple 'walk'. So it'd be a 'praising' or a 'prancing simulator' more exactly.
>>744529431>people like shitty thing because it’s like other shitty thingLeast it tracks, doesn’t mean you’re right though
>>744528260I thought it was PA too
>>744529917You have autism
>>744518092>>744521965Top 40 radio and its consequences, lmao
>>744521965>normie
>>744515979What the fuck are you even on about
>>744512647You don't refute strawmen, you light them on fire and walk away.
can we move away from food analogies please i have arfid and can only eat macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets and rap makes my ears hurt because i have sensory issues
What a terrible terrible TERRIBLE nonsense analogy."artist" should blowjob a shotgun
>>744520767as a bass player i respect the skill and i could not do this, but i dont think it sounds good lol
>>744518005That's how my friend and I played morrowind back at release. My computer couldn't even boot it but his got a silky smooth 12 fps.
First two are true and making bad crust is a skill issue
>>744512647I congratulate Penny Arcade on another banger comic.
>>744512647All correct.
>>744533098kek the artstyle is one thing, but the quality matches as well
>>744532574How old were you?
>>744517139wait i didn't know about thistldr? since its lost to timeis this fat fuck playing on an i3 mac or something like that?
>>744514752Death stranding is a bad example because since it’s been created it may be the only walking sim to genuinely be a sim for walking. Like you have hunger and thirst, stamina, balance, weight limits, you have to map your travel plan. “Walking sim” as a genre isn’t that. It’s games where you move forward and a story is presented to you with minimal interaction. Gone Home, Layers of Fear, that kind of thing.
>>744512647I'm too old to care about walking sims anymore and they clearly aren't even that much of a problem as compared to rampant monetization and homogenization/casualization of the hobby as a whole to maximize profits. if an indie wants to make a game where the gameplay is just holding forward while the game talks at me, whatever man I don't care I just won't play it.
>>744519767No it’s not close but you flipped your less than sign by mistake
Dear Esther is where The Chinese Room peaked. Somehow still shocked they were able to replicate the aesthetics of Source in Unity.
>>744512647>Walking Sims aren't games>Rap isn't Music>but stuffed crust Pizza is just as bland and rubbery as non-stuffed crust
>>744512647I can’t
>>744536868You're basically just agreeing with them
>>744512647amerifats shouldn't be allowed to have opinions on food
>>744538447or music
>>744512647>Crust is rubberyWhat? How?
>>744539673they use some kind of plastic dough that you can only eat if it's drowned in fake cheese and fake tomato sauce loaded with sugar and other chemicals
Just found out amerimutts put cheese in their pizza crustWtf
>>744541859It was a desperate invention to prevent them from leaving the crust uneaten.
>>744512647rap will never be music but negro garbage
