Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDvMq5tZFg (appears to be dead currently)Now: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the KingNext: Mario Sports MixLater: 4-Player Zelda ArchipelagoStream 2: (starts in 1 hour)https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Next: Croc 2Later: Doronko Wankohttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous Thread: >>744502304
I mig, I die, I mig again
Migged
fast mig
I have successfully migr>>744513531WOAH, Plum.
>>744513531Cute retarded OP
I'm Hypnoshark
>Easterlings, orcs, get them all!Holy shit that line brought me back to my childhood!
>>744513675hello Hypnoshark
>>744513554>at work>Sundaywhat did jewanon mean by this?
>>744513745>posting the edit
I have transitioned to the new thread
>>744513745>Stepping on the cables
>>744513745>editing out the rippleshow
we have migged to the new thread....
>>744513797aura
This game is so soulfull
nintendoshit is all fucking garbage
>i am no man!>behold! I'm a woman!extremely progressive for its time, hats off to rowling
>>744513531someone repost the alt plums please. I was sleeping earlier
I loved this level
>>744513531Nice link you fucking RETARD
>>744513864Moids btfo
That endless horde looks pretty decent
>>744513886https://vidya.pics/post/list/plum/1
>>744513901Feel free to post the working youtube stream link, ya cunt
>>744513942thank you
>>744513956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFwTKJAxTXY
best viggo movie? green book? thirteen lives?
>>744513531what kind of bodytype is that?
>>744513992Thank you
>>744513934imagine this game with the Dead Rising engine
>>744513997The Road
Miggin'Is there really nothing good for the rest of the day?
>>744514046okay Im imagining, now what?
dis nigga gandalf OP
>>744514105Must suck being a stream1let
>>744514105Stream 2 about to start, there's bound to be something good there
>That's what penultimate means>I don't know I'm not a runnerCringe Kino
>>744514161if gandalf was OP then he would be called gayndalf
>>744514116I..uh...
>>744514116Now imagine both of us spending a nice day together at the beach, I get down on one knee and ask you to marry me. You cry tears of joy and kiss me passionately, the last golden rays of sun shinning on the ring I gave you.It's the One Ring
Urgh. I had to download the twitch plugin for streamlink because ESA is incompetent
DAMN Frodo straight up kills him in this game
>>744514259>>744514116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbXnN7KhlFw
Rate Return of the King I guess
>completely random two towers scenes for the epilogue of the gamehuh??
>speedtroon: europoor editions
>>744514393S
>>744514259w(ﾟДﾟ)w
>>744514393B
>>744514393A
>>744514393B pretty good
>>744514393SVery good!
>>744514393S for Soul
>>744514393S for pure soul and great run
>>744514393A-
>>744514393A+
>>744514393C
>>744514393SKino af
>>744514393B for bitchin
>>744514393ADont really care about lotr, but i do like musou type of game.
>>744514393I'll give him a B
>>744514563what a dogshit opinion
>>744514393A, actually a cool game and a fun watch. Nice
>>744514491One day, the Professor will pay for her crimes against the chart's sanctity.
Which runs are we looking forward to?
>>744514923everything on stream 2 except spryrofuck spyro
>>744514923today? croc and re
>>744514923Unironically all of Stream 2 for today, love my scrimblos with my bimblos
>>744514923Diddy Kong racing for me
>>744514923All of stream 2.Maybe RE Requiem will be alright. Category at least sounds kinda intriguing.
>>744514923>HypnosharkThe face of esa
>>744514923>stream 2>right before "archipelago" startsWE'RE SO BACK
>>744514029PlumP
Lotr is problematic to say the least.I didn't watch0/10
>>744514923Stream 2 until Spyro is over then Diddy Kong
>>744515115What wrong with lotr?
>>744515012>fuck spyrogiw
>>744514923>Super Mario 63
>>744515149>I'm no man!She is a trans-baiter
>>744514923Gonna be mostly stream 2 for me until re9
>>744515214>A woman saying she isn't a man is now trans baitGod I hate this timeline
>>744515189gross dont post this ugly shit
i can't believe lovare lost weight. ozempic and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>5 hours of a fucking archipelago randomizerDire.
>>744515189Every, every, EVERY single fucking time they do a SM64 romhack, it's the earliest major one that aged like tap water. None of the Star Revenge hacks, not Ztar Attack Reboted/2 or even things from the past few years like Another Mario Adventure. Fuck that noise.
>>744515315Proof?
>>744515339
>>744515337It's a flash game, it's SM64 but all the levels are flattened down to 2d.
>>744515364That's sad
>>744515374... oh fuck me, I've misread that 63 as 74 for whatever reason. Shitsux still
>unpause stream after 5 minute>still talk show dogshit>unpause stream after 5 minute>still talk show dogshit>unpause stream after 5 minute>still talk show dogshit
>Mario will never be ballin'
The two couch guys haven't said a word in this interview.
why's an ff9 blackmage in a mario game?
Nordic rose in the background
>>744515565You'll never believe who developed this game
next and ongoing speedrun events:>Games on Fast Forward (1.08-3.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/goff2026/schedule/goff2026schedule>Barbiethon 2026 (1.08-2.08) ends todayhttps://oengus.io/marathon/barbie26/schedule/bar3ie> Der Germench Debütantenball 2026 ends todayhttps://oengus.io/marathon/derball26/schedule/schedule>RUSC-a-thon 2026 (8.08-15.08)https://oengus.io/marathon/rusc26/schedule/final>Fukuoka RTA Forum 2026 Summer (09.08)https://horaro.net/frf/2026summer>Don't Stop Running #21 (09.08)https://horaro.net/dsr/dsr21>RiV9 変更版 (09.08-10.08)https://horaro.net/riv/riv9ver2>Don't Stop Running Summer (12.08)https://horaro.net/dsr/dsrs2026>HDNMarathon 2026https://horaro.net/hdnmarathon/2026add events if you find something cool.
>>744499961cute
>>744515593A game by Hideo Kojima
>>744515593N-Nintendo?
>>744515623In collaboration with Randy Pitchford. One in a million chance, it'll never happen again.
>this is actually a final fantasy spin offwhat
>he answered your black mage concernsCLAIREVOYENT
>>744515607no
Wait wha tthe fuck's a black mage doing here
>>744515670a good presenter knows the questions the audience will have beforehand
>black mage instead of cactuarpussy
>>744515364>>744515315now we need to reverse baldness so that metako has hair
Im checking aliexpress and how come there are no vivi figurines...get on it chinkers.
The behemoth boss fights in this game feel like a fever dream, I barely remembered they exist
>>744515364what event is this?
>>744515607NSG Fall 2026 (9.25-9.27)https://oengus.io/marathon/NSGFall26
>DQ SlimesWhat the helly
>>744515750bse
sasuga she-slime
he's lying. they're all suffering in Hell right now
Stream 2 doko?
>>744515713A good presenter should have large supple breasts for me to oogle
this doesnt seem like regulation dodgeball
How do I watch stream 2? Or it hasn't started yet?
two vibe seconds
stream 2 is not up yet
Mario Sports Mix was a very fun game (unless you were playing Volleyball).
This game is kinda dogshit to watch broshe just stands in front of the CPU..
>>744515861Be VERY careful how you word this wish
What FUCKING sport is this?
IT'S UPhttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
I bet she's a freak in bed
>>744516052kunio-kun
>>744516041
>>744516078we are so fucking back
stream 2 is live
>>744516078no youtube?
>no dragoon character
>>744516127I'm looking for a Youtube link but I can't find oneMaybe it's coming soon, I hope so
>>744516081i bet you're a freak too anon
>>744516081Dat bish thicc
>>744516153Don't think there will be a youtube for stream 2
Goodbye stream 1, hello stream 2
>Full house for hypnogoatJust face of speedrunning things
>>744516203>Don't think there will be a youtube for stream 2reee
Having two streams is retarded and i wish they would stop it.
>>744516153>>744516203too poor to afford restream.io for another channelso sad
Why is Mario purple?
>>744516238you will revoke your statement when you have to suffer through that garbage 4h zelda run later.
Having two streams is smart and i wish they never stop it.
>>744516238gotta min/max brosephwe are busy successful gamersour time MUST be respected with content we enjoy
>>744516203no...
>>744516238At least you have an escape plan if the main run sucks
>>744516280I would rather have that then a thread talking about two things at once. It fucking stupid.
>The runner can hear the coin sounds too
Has something changed at ESA? This one feels different to their usual marathons.
>>744516238
>>744516284so true :)
>>744516238I kinda like the idea, gives me an alternative if I'm not interested in the game at the other stream
>>744516336they're streaming outside now
>>744516232If you've got a VPN, watch it from some Eastern European country and you don't get ads or any other funny business.
>>744516331What coin sounds?
>>744515750BSG>GDQ>ASM5 days of no runs>Dogwater weak end>BSG>ESAAnother endless event summer>>744515720He always had hair
>runner hearing coin soundsearly alzheimers is a bitch
>>744516093Donna?
>>744516331>He's playing as purple Mario
>FF 8 Incentive>Fight OdinUnless they add some gimmick on how, what kind of dogshit incentive is thisWhy not Omega Weapon? And even that may be a pushover
>>7445163961 more season until we escape fromville..
This Mario game rolls the same 5 characters for every match, it's ridiculous.
>>744516238I think it's smart. Instead of people watching something else when a run they don't like is on they can still watch ESA on the other stream
>>744516238I like two streams, I don't like how some anons try and make wars between the two streams though
stream 2, croc 2get in here
Stream 2 is here!
>>744516435inshallah answers will come
FACE OF ESA
>>744516385
Where is he?
>>744516607BSG
Does the player cam need to take up that much space? Game screen should be bigger
>>744516607ITT
Not even 5 minutes in and the Croc run looks like it's gonna have some a load of crazy tech shit
>>744516574Wait a minute, blue + red...
>>744516238GDQ pleb upset that there are two streams running and none are cheering for trans right.
>>744516642Dude just enjoy the runs
>>744516642at least they show the audience unlike last time
>>744516385Photoshopping that guy to have a white afro and a goatee is too far.
What are English grandmas like?
>>744516706salty eggs and bacon
>a croc 2 speedrun is 1 hour +thats a lot of game!
>>744516706salty coins and milk
>>744516706like queen elizabeth if she could play ball
imagine the gangbangs in hypnosharks hotel room
Help! I got Sucked into the Mushroom Kingdom and Turned into a Metal Slime! How do I play Dodgeball?
>stream 2 not linked anywhere on the ESA websitewhat were they thinking
Now the question is how much will the room clear out the instant hypno's run is done?
>>744516607Tinytim, Yato, Josh and Argick will never be at ESA again as they sided with Lovare
WHAT SHOULD I WATCH?I CAN'T DECIDE BY MYSELF!FUCK!
>>744516776No, I don't think I will.
>>744516831the milf behind him has big milkers. i would
>>744516830Yeah now the thread becomes a mess.
>>744516829>Tinytimdamn, FF the rest
>>744516817would be easier to guess who isn't leaving
>>744516860This, so much this! This Stream 2 nonsense should cease at once.
>>744516830its a stream 2 day anon
KERSPLAT!
>>744516817The Playstation Nation is only here for Playstation Nation runs and Playstation Nation runs only.
>>744516880Tinytim made an appearance at GDQ with argick, poor fella is being puppeted by the scot
honestly dont care about croc 2, im gonna play some sloppa for an hour and check out doronko wanko
>already behind schedule
Cool dodgeball match.
>>744516902Archipelago and RPG runs should cease at once, but we know that ain't happening.I appreciate that we can watch something else while those are going on
>Stream 2 has more people in the room than Stream 1So it happened AGAIN
Girl at the back left is cute
Imagine if they named Croc something for interesting..could have went even further with successLike imagine if Super Mario bros was named Plumber, Plumber 2, lmao
This Mario game sucks ass...
me enjoying the both streams one in each monitor
>>744517007thanks
>>744516987to be fair Hypnoshark has the Playstation Nation. That shit is clearing out as soon as he leaves
Now laugh.
>Chaos Dunking on a BehemothWell that wasn't the ending I was expecting
What a happy couple
>>744517089tits or btfo
Rate Mario Sports Mix.
We will now listen to the chorus of eternally damned gobbos
>>744517170D
>>744517170E
>>744517089No problem, unfortunately you are hypnoshark's property
>>744517007
>>744517159but there are like ten people around me anon..
>>744517170C
>>744517170S
>>744517170B-
>>744517184oohhh very problematic crowd....
>>744517170From what ive seen D and only because of the runner's enthusiasm and the chubby girl watching
>>744517170B
Esa1 stream dieded again? shoutout to the tech crew...
>>744517245where's the diversity?? every day we send 60 000 new citizens into the country
What a Croc of shit.
Stream 2 chads we won!
>>744517245>>744517292to be fair you have to have a extremely low iq to enjoy speedrun
>>744517212You already have the pictures on your phone, don't lie.
hungover as eternal shit so cozy stream 2 watching whilst my liver dies
>>744517291>Esa1 stream dieded again?Maybe they're reconfiguring to allow for 2 Youtube streams?
>check stream 2>not tts reading donosouvlless
>$250 anonymous donationIt begins.
Why do people love donating while this dude is on
>anonymous 250$ dollar donation without a message to hit an incentiveBit early for that, isn't it?
no youtube stream 2?
>$250 Anonymous donationAppreciate the GDQ cabal sending their leftovers to ESA
>>744517490He has aura
>>744517490hypnoshark is fun to watch and has a big community.
>>744517478So quickly do we forget how far we've fallen.
>If I had a penny for everyone who asked me to take care of their puppy, I'd have a poundThat's really clever
>>744517524>the GDQ cabal
stream 1 is up but is in interview then after it’s archipelago randomizer…
>>744517503love this nigga
>>744517552umm actually it's not? First of all, okay, pounds do not get money when they get a dog brought to them
>Still watching Stream Juan when STREAM TVVO is onNGMI
chooooooooke
What do you guys think of these interview segments. Would you rather the stream just showed the room with vidya music playing in the background while the next run was set up?
Pre-typing my choke
>>744517742>Would you rather the stream just showed the room with vidya music playing in the background while the next run was set up?yes
>>744517663He'd have a lot of dogs but not much money. He'd effectively be operating like a humane shelter
>>744517742Yes.But also, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkd2f6JAHslIzvIVWHYj3QIJJv29nrHca
>>744517742>Would you rather the stream just showed the room with vidya music playing in the background while the next run was set up?Yes, absolutely.
>>744517742They’re great since unlike GDQ these interviewers actually have charisma.
>>744517460chartfag please ignore this animeposters ratings
>>744517742Better then skits featuring lispy queers and brown people like GDQ.
>>744517742I'd prefer a mix. I the runner wants to have an interview then do that
>>744513625Is that a Phantasmagoria 2 reference?
>>744517742No. fags just want to bitch about anything.
>>744517742I like them when there are girl interviewers
>>744517742The interviews are fine, however they interview segment should not be filibustering until the next game is ready. If they run out of questions and stuff to talk naturally then it should cut to vidya room. The forced interviews are painful.
EUGH
>>744517857
>>744517845Yep
>>744517924ew, uksg
>>744517924fucking based
I think I'm seeing doubleFour Crocs!
jej
>>744518065>croc 2heh
Am I glad he's frozen in there and I'm out here
>>744518065Boy, am I glad that he's in there and we're out here
>we need a car so we can raceYou know, Croc is something of a racist himself
>>744518065croc and croc too
>>744518204kek
>>744517742Most hosts are doing a pretty good job at handling them, but I wish they were a bit shorter and not feel mandatory after every run. They should not be used as time fillers, as it would just come across as awkward. It's nice to give people to option to talk a bit about themselves, as long as it doesn't feel forced.The hosts having to bridge every setup time during past events must have been draining, when it's okay to have some downtime to let viewers reset before the next run.
Interviews are gayI dont want to know anything about a speedrunner and their psyche. Just bing bing wahoo in record speed and gtfo
he looks like dobby masquerading as potter
I have Plum fatigue
>>744518436>Harold Porter
>>744518476need a refill?
>>744513531>my art as OPNaisu.As much as Id like to just draw her in 200 swimsuits, Ill make the next one run relevant.
>>744518572quit fishing for attention
>>744518572What are you talking about? I made that.
>>744518572>As much as Id like to just draw her in 200 swimsuitsSeems like it'd be hard to move wearing that much desu
love me plum simple as
it's this time of the year again, very nice
>>744518658
>>744518572Sounds good. Love me some niche plums.
Sick of plumfags that dont even watch the stream
>>744518572
>6h randomizer meme runNo thanks
>>744518849
This whole thread is straight up word salad, I can't understand a single post
>>744518890hey man nice reply you havent posted that three times already or anything!
It's funny, because he yeets the babies and that's something you're not supposed to do in real life.
>>744518923cooked ahh unc
>>744518923Imagine looking at /v/ and seeing food
>>744518923
Fun fact, there's a nice beach near the venue. good for food, swimming and flying kites. Sucks that I missed the start of stream 2 tho
did he just say "heil hitler, shark"?
>RE9 at 23:00+tipfucks sake
>still no youtube version of stream 2
>>744519028you attending the event?
>>744519028>flying kikesCan you shoot them?
>>744519032yes
>>744519028Who cares bald mexican
Donate all you like, he's not gonna fuck you.
>>744518849you wouldn't be able to tell whether or not anyone is watching stream. maybe you're the one that's not watching stream since you're complaining about the thread. so maybe shut up and talk about the stream if thats what you want instead of bitching you goblin
Oh stream 2 started hour ago?Dang missing hour on Croc 2..
>>744519081goodytfags deserve nothing
Please remember to tag which stream you're talking about
>>744519156fuck off plumjeet
>>744519178It's easier to block ads on youtube, that's the only reason I use it. Twitch will randomly go 5 hours without a single ad only to have an ad every 15 minutes, very strange
Why is Plum purple now, anyway? Wasn't she blue?
>>744519178racist
>>744519248did you see her last year?!
>>744517170F
>>744519248anon, I....
>>744519241>It's easier to block ads on youtubesorry you're tech illiterateBoth are exactly as easy to block ads
>>744519248plum wears red now at her new job.
>>744519291no they're not. ask anyone who actually has to make the fucking adblockers. Twitch purposely fucks with things to make it harder
Why is Spyro green now? What the fuck?
>>744519248That means she's ripe and ready to be eaten.
that Inca dantini edgeguard lmao
Get stream2 on youtube you faggots
This run's been a bit feast or famine.Some of these levels are truly boring.
Wake me up when the time comes
>>744519119yes but there's a fine
>>744519358funnily enough it was an ESA thread anon that told me the solution for twitch adds with a ublock origin plugin
>>744519390>Get stream2 on youtube you faggots
>>744519419time won't come, sorry
>>744519358I am just running brave browser with nothing else. I did follow a tutorial to turn on a bunch of extra scripts that i don't remember what did what but it does block all twitch ads now.
How do normalfags and people without adblock even manage to watch ESA? They run an ad every 10min or so, that's even worse than the most annoying TV watching.And it's in the middle of the run/gameplay.
I have adblock and on twitch sometimes i get a 1s break on the stream and then comes back but the quality lowers and it says 'blocking ads' on the top left corner. On youtube they block normally
>Stream 2 is up>Waiting for my bottle of rum to be deliveredNow it's a party
>>744519248>check fanart>all the plums are purple
Chinee food for breakfast
>>744519528I would not be surprised if the ads just result in less people watching than if they had ads only during breaks.
>switch out of stream2 to catch the beginning of the zelda run>it's easily been 20 minutes alreadyShould've just had them both on from the beginning
>>744519497My adblock also works perfectly fine. I'm just saying it is not as easy to make an adblock for Twitch. Twitch goes out of its way to render adblocks useless because they want every single penny they can scrape up since they're not even really profitable for Amazon
>>744519629shitty 5 hour runs should be on stream two and fun runs like crock 2 on the main stream.
Does that black guy follow hypnoshark, he's there at all of his runs lmao
>>744519708a lot of this crowd is a part of the same group known as Playstation Nation and show up for each other's runs
>>744519708that's hypno's bull
>>744519686You're winning out if you get to watch the runs you like on the chill stream
>>744519708he's VIP in his chat so yes. Is it still parasocial if it's irl?
>1 hour of staring at schedule and interviews
HOLY KINO
You're not allowed to leave once Archipelago starts. You have to watch every second of it, max volume too.
KinoHypno
Rate Croc 2
>>744520001S
>>744520001A
>>744520001B
>>744520001B, fine run but he carries by having a personality
>>744519983hmmmm... nyo
>>744520001C for Clligator
>>744519901What the hell. They're over an hour behind schedule already.>>744520001B
>>744520001AGood!
>>744520001Missed the first half but:A+
>>744520001A pretty good start to stream 2
>>744520001C
>>744520001C for Croc
Hey it’s Duo! Do your lessons for today!
>>744520040>What the hell. They're over an hour behind schedule already.European efficiency
>>7445199014 player multiworld sounds like your usual tech disaster shit
>almost 6 hours of ZeldaIs it the same sort of thing they did last event where the girl was fishing in Stardew Valley for hours?
>Well that was a fun run, let's see what Stream 1 is up t-
>>744519901They were stalling until the run at stream 2 was over so people would switch.
time to clean the shed
>>744520094le cigarette breaks, please unserstand
>>744520001BSome levels were feast or famine, but Hypnoshark does great runs regardless>>744520062I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF YOU
>see infected mushroom>instantly think of the cum zone
This music in Stream 2 reminds me of Lord Farquaad for some reason
>>744520183>>744520104
>>744520170I wish. We can start taking bets on if the run manages to start before the next Stream2 run does.I'll put my money on stream2
>>744520139Stream 2 will be good once the dog game is done, inshallah
>>744520228>Sme of you may run Spyro games, but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>>744520001AHypno’s a good commentator but the game has a few nothing levels
>Stream 2 says lolicatgirls>click stream 2>no lolicatgirlswtf?
Check dono total babe
>>744518793>>744513531Who drew these?
Why do we have cum zone music in the background
wtf is with this dogshit schedule on stream one today? a bunch of 2 hour runs plus some 5 hour archipelago run that will be unintelligible to most viewers
There are no more runs on stream 1, it's just setup for the rest of the event
>>744520250Just take a nap
>>744520250Okay take a nap, BUT THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES
>>744520353I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
>>744520349yo mama
>>744520353CUM CRAMMER
How troonified has ESA gotten compared to AGDQ?
>>744520349ChatGPT
>>744520349A resident /v/ drawfag.
Stream 1 sisters, I'm scared...
>>744520432mario 3D world run yesterday was by a scottish tranny. some dudes in here spent the whole run coping and say it was an actual biofem until the post run interiew segment where it was extremely obvious it was a tranny lol
Called it >>744520260
>S2 is startingLMAO it's over for S1fags
>stream 2 came back first
oh shit its mrs milkies
>>744520508>archipelago randomizerit's gonna be 4 people playing 4 different games but with items randomized between games (like maybe the guy playing wind waker finds the fierce diety mask for the guy playing majora's mask). kinda insane for them to try this at a marathon since it will most likely be six hours of the viewer being completely confused
>people still doing the forced corgy memeWhat decade is this?
Big W for stream 2 again
>>744520523To be fair the dude had a pretty convincing voice in the introduction. Thought it was the host talking for a second. Anyone thinking he was a woman past 10 minutes was a retard though.
it's jack russelel
oh I'm gonna wanko to this run
does stream 2 have a youtube stream? or will i just not be watching stream 2 at all this week?
>>744520638this is a pomeranian game that had a corgi added after release
3, 2, 1Fuck it
>wake up>see interview>go afk>come back>another interview>go afk again>come back again>5 hour meme run
What in the goddamn is this
wanko room is what they should call these threads
>nobody pumped her full of kids so she has to play nintendogsgott strafe england
techcrew anon better have some explanation for this
how is it that I went fishing for an hour after mario ball and zelda still hasnt started
>>744520703watch with alternate player for twitch.
>>744520716its a stream 2 day
>>744520680i agree the voice wasn't too obvious but i just assumed part of that was the accent masking it
>stream 1on youtube>stream 2 on twitch>replaying Xenoblade 2 S2 Edition handheldNot beating the ADHD allegations, I'm afraid
>>744520705Pomeranian would be better simply because Missile from Ghost Trick is the best dog in gaming.
Stream 2 even backdropmogs stream 1, forestkings rise up
jack ruselel
>>744520630What's really funny is Dogwater pulled it off a week ago with like 6 games without ten years of setup
>cover the walls with shit simulatorpsych ward kino
If this post ends in a 4 than Zelda is going to be canceled
People are still watching stream 1?
>>744520738setting up four different games at the same time and trouble shooting the archipelago connection between all three. still shouldn't take this long give i assume these runners have done the setup all the time, but i get it being more complicated than a typical setup
YJK
>>744520841i'll take the chill music over "DUDE ISN'T THIS GAME WACKY???" commentary
I gonna wanko to those oppais
>>744520831We're not turning into a banana nose circus this day.
>>744520739any luck?
>Shilling>During a charity event
>>744520771I'm trying some idle/incremental shit>/v/ open>stream 2 open>trying dwarf eats mountain on the other monitor
>speedrun>It's just a let's play
This is the run that kills archipelago for future events. Too much of a hassle to set up, sorry lads
>>744520927no bites, last week caught two little bass at the same spot
Fucking finally
this Zelda run reminds the way a dogs asshole pulses when it barks
>this layoutdios mio
this is ipad kid adhd brainrot
Ain't no fucking way stream 1 is even remotely coherently watchable
what the fuck is going on on stream 1?
>spamming through the chest prompts so we don't even know what he gotaight this is dogshit
>2 he/him tags>4 didn't even botherAre we finally healing?
>DeathLink tagoh this might be interesting, if one dies they all die
>>744521141autism
>randomizer>child atart>in Link's houseRight. Also skulltula are supposed to do 1 heart of damage, easy mode on?
>throwing the run to let donation reader readThis is a cherry on top of this shit sundae. Stream 1 won bigly.
What compels an adult man to make his hair look as similar to cotton candy as possible
>>744521012>it was all an elaborate ploy from archipelago haters
>stream 1 is brainrot>stream 2 is meme game with le bad puns donationAt least stream 2 had chlods I guess
>>744521141see >>744520630
Yeah I can follow this schizo shit
>>744521201Stream2 is getting weegee in a momentPersonally I'm sticking to trying to follow what's happening on stream1 though
Yeah can we just focus the audio on TP so I can hear midna's little grunt when wolf link sprints
>>744521169predator move to attract kodomo
ugh
>>744521012last winter's archipelago was a trainwreck too so I don't think soarchipelagos are the future of your unc games, old man
They're really running out of ideas for these randomizer runs, huh?
>>744521261Need to get through the pointlessly long tutorial first. Trust the plan.
Rate Doronko Wanko.
When's stream 3.
At least this archipelago is intelligible, last time it was 4 Scottish people speaking in a foreign language
>>744521259no point in even watching anything but oot with the screen so small and even on oot the guy isn't explaining what he's picking up for other people after he mashes through the pop up. so yeah even though i know all four of these games pretty well and have watched archipelagos, it already feels incoherent
>>744521340C
>>744521340D
>>744521340CCute doggo
Oh they fixed the text feed right as I was about to post complaining about the lack of one.Large archipelago stuff is unfollowable without it
>>744521340ZVery poor!
>>744521340C for cute
>>744521340D for doggo
Archipelago runs were a mistake. unwatchable garbage.
>jumped into the deku tree web>got an item cutscene, killing his momentum>web doesn't break
>>744521340F
>>744521340DA casual play of NG (no plus) would take about as much time.
i feel like if they just did this with two games it could've been alright but four is just too much
>>744521340Z
>it's an "adblock decides not to work on twitch"-dayAssigned Stream 1 At Birth
>>744520432Trannies and pronounfags exist here. No one listens if they tell anyone what to do. We're all just here for the games and the socialising
>>744521340C its cute
Was there even any speedrun tech in Doronko Wanko? It was just get the best item instantly and go ham>>744521340F
>>744521469TTV LOL PRO still works, oomphie.
>Posting from the hotel's IP range temporarily restricted due to abuseAlright which one of you faggots was it
>>744521424it's ok when i've watched one person's stream and they can explain in isolation what item they just found and what they're waiting on from other people. this is basically that with the oot POV being the only one that matters, but the other players overlaying their commentary as if anyone can tell what they're doing is killing it
>>744521424I liked the one at dogwater but it also was the capstone for the event instead of being smack dab in the middle of day 2.
>>744521531Are you bald and perchance a mexican?
>>744521531probably staff reporting all the posts they don't like
>>744521531chlod was posting her nudes on a blue board
>watch someone play oot while three youtube videos of other games playNot as entertaining as they thought it might be
So let me get this straight, the Scott is playing LttP, the Pommy is playing WW, the Kraut is playing TP and the Reindeer Eater is playing MMDid I get that right?
>>744521531lel
>>744521603nobody is playing MM, it's OOT. and yeah i immediately forgot which voice lines up with what game so the commentary is incoheret
edenal and planks really thought it was a good idea to frontload all the gimmicky shit that's usually for the backend of the marathon huh
>>744521603Oh, that's OOT not MM, SHITBut otherwise was I right?
>>744521584what is this autistic obsession with ESA conspiracies
>>744521531chartnigger unironically bricked 4chan for a good majority of people with his pecker site it's insane
>>744521714That's exactly what staff would say.
>>744521509No, it was just her walking through the house for 10 minutes while spraying it with a machine gun of shit received for free from NG+. But, the runner's a biofem with big tits, so it must've been good!
>>744521340B
can someone explain what the fuck an archipelago run is
>>744521898game A finds an itembut it's actually for game B which allows him to progress and find items for game A
oh fuck I missed stream 2 openingwas it good
>>744521898It's a randomizer that allows co op randomizer play across different games. OoT Link opens a Chest and gets an item for Windwaker Link etc
>>744522018Croc 2 was good, dog game was meh.
I- *COUGH*.. I need to m-mig....
>>744522086You need to trans?
>>744521680looking at the schedule, looks like they have something gimmicky every day. obviously 6 hours of archipelago (this will go long) was a mistake and i didn't bother watching the concert yesterday, but in theory i do like the idea of having something "different" like that every day.
>>744521898Multiple games grafted into a frankenstein monster. Popular with body modifier trannies who reject the essentialism of developer intention and who insist their "mods" (mutilations) are superior to the original intended experience.
>>744521543I feel like the ideal is a "main" runner, with a guy with him to shoot the shit when they're waiting for stuff, and a third guy who is liaising with the rest of them keeping people up to date on what's going on with the other games.
Loli Malon uwoh!
Holy shit is that Dyrus
WE'RE BACK STREAM 2
>>744521898multiple people have, read the fucking thread
>leah>she/her>is just a guy
>>744521153Stream 2 would suggest not quite
>>744522147To bad there is a tranny on the couch.
>That's a she/her???Genuinely never seen less effort put into trooning
>>744522125>distracted by loli malon>chokes
>>744521347>he doesn't know
>>744522206erm the cat ears sweetie?
Damn they really got the Zelda speedrun D-listers, fuck. Jobbers, the lot of em
>>744522184what is going on with european mario runners?
>>744522223nvm im barely sentient
>>744522223the tranny isn't the runner you fucking retard
Oh cool they can actually switch the displays without taking the whole stream down this time
>pick from nintendo game and nintendo game x4nice variety you got there
I'm glade I'm more into Rayman than Mario.
>>744522263br*ts went insane after leaving the EU
>4 player zelda archipelago (with OoT)>ship of harkinian later tonight (OoT recomp)>OoT bingo on fridayok i like OoT as much as the next guy but this seems like too much
ok this alttp runner is a moron for going for that when the big ass enemy was right in the little hallway
NEW THREAD PLEASEI BEG YOUWE'RE DEAD
use this for the OP of the next thread https://www.youtube.com/live/eYp3OhjcfUs
>>744522409holy shit
>>744522389stupid brats
>>744522409i love her so much, bros...
>>744522330not enough spyro on the schedule this time
>>744522451not even 9 you pedo
Babby's first randomizer settings for all four games... impressive.
You have been tasked with coming up with a gimmck run like this, what do you do?
Christ these Zelda players are so bad.
>>744522597You die in the game, you die irl.
>>744522597The loser dies irl
>>744522451
I have Zelda fatigue
>>744522597the characters strip from checksreplace every character with midna wearing various fetish outfits, her hyrule warriors proportions intact.
>>744522597the loser is forced to troon out
>>744522597Pokemon but you don't get exp from battles, and one other person is playing Legends Arceus and you get exp every time they catch a pokemon in that game
>>744522597Everyone shares the same Rupee pool
>you win>chlods flashes her chlods>you lose>manlyman flshes they're tits
>ArchipelagoRight I'm off to see Spider-Man
>"I hate those cloudkikes and their pet spikegoys so much"Woah, stream 2 is spicy
Always forget just how rancid the BAH BAH shit sounds in these games.
>>744521261>finally switched to TP>no midna aroundThe plan...
>>744522842I hear it's shit, lemme know what you think
>>744523007sick fucks
I'll bake if no one else is
why is hypnoshark the only one that uses the england flag instead of the british flag? secret edl member?
>>744523065ciabatta plz
baking
>>744523075For a lot of people here the England flag is just kinda a football thing.
>>744522597You run some mario game with the objective to get all the coins. Like Captain Toad. That one tracks the coin records for each level.
>>744522597>Run a main game with a lot of deaths>every time you die you must speedrun a short side game like the first mario for NES.>also each time you run the side game, a new gimmick gets added to it (flipped buttons, flipped arrows, ice floors, fucked gravity, invisible sprites)>eventually the side game becomes unwinnable and you have to reset your main game
>>744523075IIRC Ben and Josh used to use it too when they attended. Fuzzyness also used it, but after he moved to Scotland he changed to a Scottish flag.
>>744522597geoguessr 4v4 tournament
>>744522597you play a game, but you have to beat the game as fast as possible
>>744523116Include this youtube link for stream 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFwTKJAxTXY
This stream 2 run is such a let's play of a kids game....
>>744523204ew
>missed croc 2
>>744523237donmy, it was kinda mid
>>744523209https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/livethis link is much more resilient than a specific ID (/live)
>>744523116Nevermind, it switched againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYp3OhjcfUs
>>744523237No you didn't, stop lying.
>>744523258Even better. Nice
>>744523214I didn't realize playing as Nabbit meant you could just walk through enemies.Way too cheap
>>744523327>>744523327>>744523327
>>744523204who would wanna do that?
>>744522597two people one controller 4 player race with some short-ish gamethe awkward controller cam is necessary for each player
>>744523349CHARGE
>>744522597>Sekiro, No Hit%>3 runners simultaneously doing their own run>If they get hit, they restart>Time limit is 6 hours. Whoever got the furthest, or cleared No Hit% the most times, is the winnerLong run gaming for challenge runs is basically the idea
>>744523428(slowly)
>>7445225974 players in pairs, two players per controllerawkward hand cam is required, as well as a light source that maximally exposes the possible sheen of sweat
>>744523674puppery and her brother did that several times already
>>744523735l-link???
>>744524038pretty sure it was either last winter or last summer or in both. i'm sure you can find it with that information
>>744524038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmUC4YYe10UIt got pretty lewd.
