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Stream 1:
https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/live

Now: 4-Player Zelda Archipelago
Next: Diddy Kong Racing
Later: Resident Evil Requiem

Stream 2:
https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 (embed)

Now: Super Mario 63
Next: Spelunky Series

Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous: >>744523327
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I'M PLUMMING
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I hate miggers.
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Please help me
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Why is Plum such an ugly (and stupid) bitch?
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>>744534989
i have transitioned over
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>>744535123
she's my ugly and stupid bitch wife
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>>744535094
911, what's your emergency?
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>>744535123
I mute whenever that stupid song comes on ctfuuu
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>>744535123
You forgot your tripcode Frame Perfect
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>>744535123
swearing does not make you cool
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>no Maeve this year

:(
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>>744535156
I need some strattera asap
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Cum in plum!
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is stream 1 an hour behind schedule
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>>744535224
are you blind and deaf
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put your hands up in the air!
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What we drinking this afternoon/evening Pham?
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>>744535239
an officer is on his way... are you black?
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>>744535363
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THAT'S how people from Burma look?
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>>744535223
Sorry for spelling. I meant witch.
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Migged
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>>744535365
Thank you, Jesus… no I’m white and don’t own any firearms I swear
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So long gay bowser
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@NINTENDO @FBI
DO SOMETHING
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NINTENDO!
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>>744535391
What’s that???
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>>744535534
liquid ice.
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Is this game legal?
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>>744535534
about 60% of you lmao get fucked
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>>744535363
Just water right now. Owala bottles are great for keeping water cool.
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>Mario 64 flash game
>F.L.U.D.D.
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>>744535403
What, vertic doesn't fulfill your RACIST STEREOTYPES about Burmese people?
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>>744535582
Anon is made of 60% glass?
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>>744535597
I thought they'd be taller
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Miggeroo
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Speedread the schedule, without Tim they have no real ancientfag block with ZS Spectrum- or Amiga games. I wonder if they don't get any submissions for those otherwise, or if they just don't want to do such segments. From my experience, those more than often result in Boomerkino runs that are well received, even when it's not Tim.
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>>744535576
I thought he was from Metal Gear
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>>744535534
Vodka on the rocks
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>>744535363
Mate
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>>744535636
plastic maybe
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This guy is too fast i can't follow the run
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>>744535534
water obviously
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When's that Croatian (at least I think he was) guy that could barely speak English coming back? I think he was on the last ESA before they took their hiatus. What was his name again?
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>>744535745
micro plastic poisoning is actually good for you
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>fagfalcon
why would you pick this as your name
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This game is making me imagine a 2D Sonic that moves left/right and the platforming is actually good
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>>744535745
Microplastics was an understatement.
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>Flash game of Mario
>Even with speedrunning takes nearly 1 hour
Jesas
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Although this is very nostalgic even though I never played it, he should turn off this flash game before he gets a virus…
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the good old times of 2020 kids these days weren't even alive
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CURSORRRRRRR
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>>744535896
Don't worry, the tech crew installed Norton
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>>744535659
The total amount of people running these games is probably in the low double digits. I highly doubt there are any submissions.
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>>744535862
They're 100% it though.
Any% takes less than 10 minutes.
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>>744535986
heh
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this game reminds me why i don't like romhacks. they're basically majora's masks but made by people that don't know anything about game design.
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>No signal
I told you about the viruses guys
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they're gone...
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>>744535896
RUH ROH
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>>744535986
Uh
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>>744534953
The change in director was massive. That bland floaty look is gone and there's actually some physicality to the action. Smart usage of characters from other Marvel series too (like Hulk actually getting to win a fight for the first time since what, Avengers 2012?).
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I'm not watching 4 way Zelda, how has it been?
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>>744536079
Okay, don't panic, they're downloading a second antivirus from legitsoftware.ru, that ought to fix it.
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SM63 is looking to be the best run of the day
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>>744536139
>I'm not watching 4 way Zelda
sounds like something I'd watch...
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It's SPREADING
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>>744536202
gay
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People who watch Marvel trash should be skinned alive and then get ripped apart 4 way by horses. The only way to interact with Marvel stuff is Rivals blender porn.
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>spider-man
Marvel waters down everything they touch, i have no interest in anything they do
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>>744535896
Flash files were never the problem. Flash Player was swiss cheese and Adobe could only care so much.
These days you'd use Ruffle assuming the game worked fine in it.
rip /f/
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>dnb remix
VGH
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why did nintendo translate them in sunshine as "shines"? the fuck was that
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I miss the era of flash remakes of popular games.
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>enter ESA thread
>people talking about marvel slop
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huh?
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>>744535040
>>744535123
>>744535151
>>744535280
Reminder that nobody bought Plum's game.
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>>744536507
>purple greentext
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>>744536507
How did you blankpost
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>>744536507
it's because you've already seen it
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>>744536425
Read up on Mario Lore.
Stars were only in SM64 because of Bowser's magic leaving small bits of mana from Star Hill where magic comes from, which would take the form of the Power Stars.
In Delfino, they don't have magic, and instead the ancient gods give them power. Small bits of mana thus take the form of Shines.
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>>744536521
yeah the game is shit
I only care about plum
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>>744536521
You're right. It was given out for free.
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>>744536618
sounds like some gay ass smut fanfic
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>>744536452
They also have more playability than 90% of indieshit vomited out today
Where did it everything go so wrong
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>>744536710
Xbox Live Arcade
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>>744536294
I'll never forgive Adobe and shartykiddies
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>That is actually not true
Cringekino
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>>744536710
I blame Steam opening the floodgates and having zero barriers to sell on their store.
Walled gardens are a good thing.
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>Copyrighted song
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>couch guy is a Death fan
based
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So many flash porn games, gone... Like tears in the rain
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>>744536710
2015
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twilight princess SUCKS
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>>744536843
Their first record is the only good one.
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>>744536896
I still have my favourite one on my PC, the one where you spank the brunette ninja from DoA.
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>>744536817
>steam
the apple store. you dumbass
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>>744536915
just like Plum
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Runner just trying to give us more time with Midna's ass
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>>744536896
Legend of Krystal, my beloved
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>>744537024
>can no longer stare at midna's drumsticks smothering link
wrap it up
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>>744536710
Mobile phones, as usual.
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>>744536896
Aren't many of them all on Flashpoint?
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>>744536896
have you guys never heard of flashpoint?
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Stop fucking around and finish your over-estimate run!
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>>744536710
90% of flash shit was also garbage. 90% of anything is garbage.
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>>744537156
there's still 42 minutes left and they're gonna use them
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>the archipelago continues
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>>744537063
Blast from the past..
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>ganon revving up his super punch one frame at a time
kek
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>Mario coin sound
Huh?
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The random static buzzing on stream 2 is killing me
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did someone say midna?
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>>744537440
this little demon makes my pp hard for some reason
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ocarina of time SUCKS
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>>744536957
Kasumi Rebirth? That and Window Trapped Girl were my favorites
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Fairies story 3 is next
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>>744537440
is she making the korean holocaust sign?
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>>744537606
>holocaust
You mean the shoax?
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>runner stops advancing dialogue when it's a midna shot
based
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>>744537792
no the virtual themepark, the holografic rollercoaster, the holocaust
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>>744537587
yep thats the one
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where's the chart?
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>>744537883
Good, because there is no other holocaust.
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>>744537976
yet
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>>744537971
https://chartfag.neocities.org/charts/
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How's your summer been, /v/?
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>>744538004
Fingers crossed.
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>>744538037
Spring/Fall>>>>>>>>Summer/Winter
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>>744538024
not visiting your porn site
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>>744538037
It's winter
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>>744538037
fucking shit. i've been unemployed since june of last year but it's 100% my fault for not looking for a new job
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>>744538162
All seasons are good except winter, fuck winter
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>>744538319
No insects though
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>>744538319
probably depends on where you live
summer>spring>winter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>autumn
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>>744538215
Cool
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>>744538162
Anything but Summer, fuck Summer. Hot and humid, fucking awful
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>>744538319
>it's a gotta boost my car episode
>it's a the snow has turned to ice and I can't open my door episode
>it's a gotta shovel the snow behind my car so I can get out episode
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>>744538319
Winter is best. Give me eternal winter.
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Rate Mario 63
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>>744538507
F
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>>744538374
It's Spring>Summer>Autumn>Winter for me
What's so bad in Autumn over there?
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>>744538507
63/64
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why is stream 1 so behind schedule
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>>744538507
B
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>>744538507
SSS
Very good! I love this game.
>>744538037
I should've gone out more but the canadians fucked up the air with their forest fire and the weather has been ping-ponging between draughts and three-day rainstorms. I've enjoyed myself though. I gotta hit up the zoo and a mini golf course before the season's over.
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>>744538507
A
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>>744538507
99% of an S
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>>744538374
basically this >>744538470
on top of everyone being depressed all the time because of the darkness
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>>744538507
B
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fall >> spring >>>> winter >>>>>>>>>>>> summer
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>>744538537
constant rain, wind, trees grow brown and nature smells like it's rotting
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>>744538470
>>744538587
oh and let's not forget
>it's a windshield wipers are stuck in a block of ice episode
>it's a you're running late and the windows won't fucking defog episode
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Rate Zelda Archipelago
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>>744538545
Because Archipelago rando is dogshit and completely impossible to ballpark correctly
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>>744538507
A
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>>744538642
S. The run of the year. I want everyone to watch this in full.
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>>744538507
B
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>>744538642
F
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>>744538642
F
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>>744538642
B
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>>744538642
SSS
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time to go back to stream 1 at last
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>>744538507
A
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>>744538507
A
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>>744535224
>no Maeve this year
Ive already seen her man-jaw earlier on stream
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>>744538642
S
This is what these events should be about
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>>744535224
He was at the concert yesterday
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diddy kong racing bros, the time has finally cum
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>>744538642
B, pretty decent
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>>744538642
Z
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>>744538642
F boring
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>>744538642
A
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Hey cute folks!
Remember to grab a snack
stay hydrated
stretch your body
and take your meds in case you need some
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>>744538642
Z

>>744538545
It took them like an hour to setup. Another reason Archipelago is bad for marathons.
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Oh no..
I THOUGHT HE WAS BANNED?
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>>744538807
coco should've been in it
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>>744538642
K
Every time I flipped back over to Steam 1 I couldn't give less of a fuck what was going on. Fucking stupid.
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>>744538642
A
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>>744538749
The next run is a tranny run
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>>744538874
stop saying that even as a joke. those retards will think they are welcome here
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>>744538507
A
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submitted under a different keinename
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>>744538971
Tranny vs furry even.
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>>744538642
S
i just love these epic runs at ESA, it mogs GDQ!
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>spamming fake S ratings
Classic
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stream 2 starting
this post is about stream 2
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fuck I want to watch both
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>>744538992
you sound like you need to stretch
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I respect the design philosophy of how Spelunky handles secrets, but I got filtered by the movement.
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>spelunky triathlon
interesting idea for a run
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Spelunky 2 filtered me. The mid-game Olmec fight was dogshit for pacing, and his repeated attempts to patch any easier way to do the fight tilted me
Thanks for reading my blog.
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I don't remember Spelunky looking like that
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Migged it home just in time for Diddy Kong racing!
Please be a good run!!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785702076839387.webm
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>5 hours of final fantasy
>...and then two hours of even more OoT
what were they thinking? is today just the dumping ground for runs they didn't know what to do with?
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>last run for stream 2
Fug
>>744538642
K
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>>744539195
GDQ did it last year. Runner had to restart in one of the games.
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>>744538507
S
That was an hour of some beautiful flash gaming. I feel spoiled
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>>744538642
F multiworld archipelago runs are trash gtfo
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>>744538037
I'm saving all my vacation time for ESA + a Japan trip, so Summer has mostly been work up until now. Ice cream and shorts and beach trips are always something to look forward to, though, so I can't complain
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Oh so the Zelda garbage is over? Fucking finally.
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>>744538642
F
what a terrible idea
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I forgot Stream 1 has a million hour-long interviews. Save us Stream 2
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>>744539408
>ESA + a Japan trip
You're going to Japan to watch ESA?
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Twitch has fucking so many ads. Do they choose how often to do this?
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>>744536184
As expected from Mario 63
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>>744538216
Sounds nice
I've been grinding to the bone at work while all of my coworkers are on vacation half the summer (I will end up not using my vacation because I can't be bothered to plan anything)
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spelunky is already a trainwreck
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>>744538642
F
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>>744539512
I think so, I usually watch twitch on the side and never get these many notification that an ad has been blocked.
I think they run an ad like 10min or so at ESA, it's actually insane.
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>>744538037
p comfy
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>>744539512
Yes, if you don't do ad rolls yourself or set a time interval where they play automatically Twitch will default to some amount of ads per hour. I assume ESA and GDQ have it set manually
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Sloth bros, what the fuck...
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>>744539592
It was fine until Olmec, and he got through without dying anyway, for what it's worth.
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>>744539658
T.....S......D
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>spelunky runner on stream 2 has to solo commentate
endearing cringekino if i do say so myself
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>He's not beating hell in Spelunky HD
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>>744539658
Hm?
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>>744539512
I've watched pretty much constantly and haven't gotten any ads yet. Get a better adblocker I guess.
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this guy is a living cartoon
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>>744539734
he has good energy
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>>744539734
Even with the gigachoke from the savefile, he's handling it well. talking through Spelunky at this pace would fry me.
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>>744539761
Pretty sure he'll only clear Olmec, since it's any%. It's been years, but hell was after if you take the lava exit, no?
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Whew
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>>744539849
Out fucking skilled.
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EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
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>>744539512
big streamers get a [play ads right now/every N minutes] option otherwise they show you as many ads as they have available in your country
the limit of ads per hour is around 20 min lmao
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'ate birdmen
'ate crocmen
Just don't like 'em
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Never played Spelunky, I always thought it had randomly generated dungeons. Seems I was wrong.
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Shoutouts to the tech crew!
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>>744539812
He looks like a fucked-up version of Joshimuz
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EVERYTHING IS SUCKED
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>>744539408
Sounds like a great vacation you have planned Anon. Makes all the hard work worth it.
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>i'm actually gonna rope here
Banned.
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>>744539812
He looks like a Temu Joshimuz
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>I'll actually gonna rope here as well
Yeah that's a bannu.
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>>744539512
Move to the Youtube. https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/live
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>>744539980
The layouts of each stage are very much randomized
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>Olmec battle starts
>Unskippable 1:06 ad plays
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He's gonna get Spelunky'd in Neo Babylon, I can feel it.
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>>744540047
>>744540012
This isn't GDQ.
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tech anon, plum video please
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>>744539812
>I don't know you and I don't care to know you
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>>744539512
I'm shocked the vaft script is still holding on without updates. I don't really mind it dropping to 360p during ads.
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>>744540147
They like to edge us
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>>744540017
jej
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>>744540147
there are no esa staff in this thread. do you really think they are so bored? we really have better things to do than read your shitposts
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For any anons that haven't done this yet
https://github.com/pixeltris/twitchadsolutions
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spelunky 2 music... the moment i've heard it... the memories... oh the memories...
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>did nothing all weekend but play games and watch ESA
I'm 33 and this is my life
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>>744540268
same but I'm 36
I wouldn't want it any other way
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>>744540246
>download and run a random github script every time you visit a website
hmmm
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>>744540268
same
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>>744540268
at least you played games
I just jerked off all over myself and watched BSG and ESA
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>>744540268
sounds like heaven. i wish everyone didn't always need something and kinda wish i was autistic enough to burn all my bridges for a life of pure hedonism
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>>744540246
i dont blame him for leaving that shithole
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>>744540268
i'm 36 and i took a week of vacation for this shit
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>>744540268
>Did nothing all month but watch marathons and shitpost on /v/
I'm also 32, and need to get a job ffs
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>>744540382
he chooses what he watches. feel free to shit on twitch, but consider looking inward.
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>>744540403
Based, I couldn't take the whole week cause of priorities, but I took Thurs/Fri off.
Being in your 30s means doing what makes you happy.
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>>744540417
go apply at walmart neet anon, don't act like you're too good for it either.
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>>744540403
are you at the event?
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>ff8 est.4h40min
>any% cutscenes removed
Not sure if I should be impressed or mad.
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>fumbled the kill
Uh-oh.
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>>744540423
if there's nothing of interest on the whole site then abandoning the whole thing is the proper response. just like basically everyone did with normal tv.
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He's in pain, but trying.
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>>744540268
>did nothing all weekend but play games and watch ESA
I'm 34 and this is my life
>>
CHOKE
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>Half an hour wait between games so far
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ganbatte runner-san
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diddy chads rise up
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what a trainwreck
loving it
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pure comedy
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oh no the jewfro troon is back
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>>744540456
There are no walmarts here.
I did apply to supermarkets and shit, but they didn't even call back.
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UH OH, MONKEY TROUBLE
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>>744540268
That sounds lovely. I'm turning 30 later this year and made sure to go out with some friends and play pool last Friday because I intend to isolate myself this week and watch ESA
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>lets see if i get the quick kill, i got it every time in practice
>fails it
holy kek
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>now he gets his cape stolen
cant have shit in spelunky
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Never happened before moment.
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Diddy Kong Racing starting
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>>744540467
no
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this is utterly confusing
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diddybludden...
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>>744540604
did you try the nursing home?
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Oof.
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honestly kino even if over estimate
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>>744540514
he should have quit the project without the message
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>>744540246
This is the updated one
https://github.com/ryanbr/TwitchAdSolutions
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rebeldragon-tier trainwreck
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>>744540596
>she/her
>just some guy
is he taking the piss?
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>>744540716
the indomitable optimism of a man vs the unending cruelty of a game
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SAY IT WITH ME!
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>>744540403
same, they force me to have days off on summer anyway
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This fight seems kinda shit.
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SAY IT WITH ME
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>has to improvise during a marathon
>still gets the job done
ABSOLUTE FUCKING PEAK CINEMA KINO RATED S
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>>744540706
You need to earn some cert to do that here.
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Shame the final boss fucked him up.
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I have never played spelunky, why doesn't he just hit the boss?
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>>744540703
Stream 2cels dragging us down as usual.
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I'm gonna
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>>744540268
same but 26
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>>744540782
>improvise
he didn't come up with the strat, retard, it's the established "pacifist" strat
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>>744540796
Only her head is damageable and if you hit her she does a yell that damages you and throws you away
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>>744540815
youngest person in the thread
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>>744540803
Needs bellygrab correction.
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who are we rooting for? a tranner or american?
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>check stream 2
>Joshimuz is running Spelunky
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>>744540796
cuz he's bad at the game and scared of having to restart if he dies
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Is everyone around 30 itt?
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>>744540867
What's the difference?
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Rate Spelunky
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>>744540803
Queen of the Mertroons
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>>744540890
I wish, I'm fucking 40.
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>>744540890
mate I'm almost 40
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>>744540896
thats why im asking
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>>744540890
most people I'd assume
speedrunning is unc shit
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>>744540897
C
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>>744540897
B- for the incentive pacifist strats. Never give up.
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>>744540916
>>744540919
get to bed
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>>744540897
B, enjoyable, fuckups are expected on these kind of games.
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>>744540897
A++
runner was a pleasure to listen to
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>>744540897
A
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>>744540897
B
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>>744540514
anon not that i disagree with the sentiment but you cannot fathom the amount of normies who are still just watching cable TV, or whatever the equivalent is in your country
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>>744540890
why do you think these threads are actually pleasant to be in compared to the rest of this shithole?
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>>744540268
What's wrong with this? Aren't you suppose to do shit like this during the weekend?
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>>744540916
>>744540919
nothing wrong with that, gentlemen.

>>744540929
What are zoomers watching?
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>>744540897
B
I wish it was a hell and cosmic ocean run
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>>744540897
B for salvaging it
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>>744540897
A
runner falling apart at the end was entertaining
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>>744540897
B
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>>744540268
LIVING THE DREAM
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>>744540916
>>744540919
dilfs...
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>>744540897
A, runner never lost the happiness against all odds
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>>744540897
B
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>>744540897
S. Rare cringeless trainwreck, very entertaining.
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>>744540897
A
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>>744540954
>>744540961
jesus you people really pad the ratings if you thought that was an A
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>>744540897
A+
Didn't overstay its welcome despite being OE, and the runner recovered from his fuckups
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>>744540897
B
Never give up, never surrender
>>
wtf stream 1 without my consent.
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>>744540897
A for the deathless runs, spelunky is always fun to watch even if he botched the ending.
>>
>suddenly 7 minutes into the run
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>>744540984
porn
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I fucking love Diddy Kong racing. Wish I could go back in time
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>>744540803
That Macrocephaly is too much of a hard filter for me
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>>744540984
21yo zoomer toddler here. i assume streamer university or kai cenat or whatever the fuck indian accounts on twitter are shilling
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>>744540984
>What are zoomers watching?
tiktok, ishowspeed and kai cenat
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>>744540984
Tiktoks
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>Troon keeps getting cutscene skips
>Still fucks up the driving and loses to the guy
He/Him excellence at it again.
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>>744541007
I'll have you know I've never so much as held a girl's hand before.
You are talking to a grand mage here bucko.

I curse you with wet dreams so bad your sheets will be like cardboard in the morning.
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>>744541025
or you have unpopular opinions
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>>744540897
A
>>
>>744540897
A*
That was a great trainwreck DESU
There is always beauty to be found in destruction

>>744540835
>Pacifist
>Bribes other people to do your murdering for you
Hypocrites, all of 'em
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>>744540973
to be fair GDQ threads are unsufferable
>>
>swapped to stream1 instead of shuting down the channel
dont know if a good idea, but remember to swap it back when stream2 starts
>>
>>744540946
No I'm watching the FF8 graveyard shift
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>>744541107
I was watching stream 2 until now
Sincere question, is the she/her on the screen right now?
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>>744541070
>21yo zoomer toddler here
shit man do you even have pubic hair
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>>744541152
the gdq threads are still better than the average /v/ thread desu
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>>744541201
lol
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>>744540969
yeah, i know. everyone's always "oh, i almost watch no tv, tehee" and then start talking about the most white trash show ever like it's basic knowledge. and then they look at me like i'm an alien for never having heard of that shit. i can at least attest to my close family not watching tv. thanks for reading my blogpost.
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>>744541152
still 1000x more usable than the rest of /v/
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>>744541193
no the fluoridated water and tiktaks i watch sissyfied my entire generation
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>>744538642
A to btfo anons and make multiverse runs a marathon staple!
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>>744541260
Anon, I'm pretty sure chartanon's script stops collecting past the 20 min mark.
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>>744541201
the last gdq thread felt like the average /v/ thread though
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Did stream2 die or why is it the same game on both channels?
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>>744540973
I have the theory that event threads are the only times real humans that are usually scattered in other boards/sites actually gather in /v/
Every other thread is just full of bots and shills with maybe one real person baited into engaging with the bots and jeets.
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>>744541314
Stream 2 just ended for the day.
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>>744541314
it's over for today, yeah
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>>744541183
the afro dude on the far left
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>>744541314
Stream 2 isn't 24 hours, come back tomorrow
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stream 2 died and is never coming back :(
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>>744541360
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>>744541295
kek shame
I did legitimately watch the run and forgot to rate though. It wasn't that bad despite some of the runners definitely sucking shit compared to the big name zelda runners you usually see. They should probably add more hints to where the important shit is so they won't need to cheat midrun though.

Not sure if glitches were banned or if the runners just didn't know how to do them. Seeing bosses killed was a welcome sight though.
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>>744541410
Stream 2 had a hard life.
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>>744541410
>stream 2 died and is never coming back :(
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At least we'll always have stream 3
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>>744541348
That and the occasional thread about a real video game that was released at least 5 years back. It's impossible to talk about any recent releases on here
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>>744540897
B+
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They are so behind schedule god dayum
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we're still watching stream 1 on stream 2, right?
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You couldn't live with your own stream, and where did that bring you? Back to me.
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how did tendies live with these framerates?
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>>744541542
should of mercy killed that zelda run.
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>>744541545
Yes.
Gotta keep Stream 2's numbers up so they never delete it again.
>>
where's diddy kong they are playing with m&ms
>>
i cant even tell who is the >she/her on the runner camera
>>
Are they in a smaller room now?
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>>744541542
should've extended stream 2 for another run to compensate
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>>744541617
Stealth 100
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>>744541589
You used your imagination to fill in the inbetween frames.
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>>744541617
The one that just looks like a normal dude with puffy hair.
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>>744541593
Zelda was under estimate, they just took well over and hour to set it up.
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>>744541617
clearly the black proud womun on the left
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>>744541669
fucking framegen...
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>>744541669
that's just analog dllss
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>>744541696
They changed the estimate during the run and added an hour to it
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>European speedrunner assembly
>Neither runner is European
Wew
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>>744541746
when? where?
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>>744541759
Europe =/= European Union.
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>>744541759
the he/she/it does have a bri'ish fag doe
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>>744541542
Why not just put the RE9 run on stream 2?
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>>744541759
bongs are still european, just not in the union
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>>744541610
That was actually because they simply didnt have enough submissions as it was right after Lovare Metooing. Now they have enough submissions again. If the fact that the schedule isnt Spyro and Rebeldragon anymore doesn't give it away.
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>>744541759
Burger here, we do not take credit for this post. Thank you for complying.
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>>744541825
>Rebeldragon
i miss our guy
>>
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>>744541863
he's well fed and alive
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>>744541863
We're lucky he survived the heatwave
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>>744541759
By that logic no Norwegian or Swiss runners are European either
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>>744541825
>>744541863
Rebeldragon and Hypnoshark were absolute troopers last ESA
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>>744541863
Tiny ;_: and rebel ;_;
>>
Aw man that looked like YSG at first
>>
will that italian guy that kept choking last ESA show up?
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>>744541759
america was created by europeans
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>>744542128
other way round
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>game isn't called Diddy's Kong Racing in this reality
The mandildo effect got me, sonovabitch...
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>>744542237
what is it called? Diddies Dong Bracing?
>>
is rare still in kinect hell?
does rare even exist anymore?
>>
>>744541542
Maybe having 30min intermissions isn't that good of an idea?
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>>744542353
they post quotes they overhear in their office for reddit points i think
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>>744542353
last I heard microsoft was trying to sell them off or even just flat out close them
>>
i love DKR
>BUM BUM BUM BOOOM BOOOOM BUMMMMMMMMMMM
>BUM BUM BUM BOOOM BOOOOM BUMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>744542503
Wasn't sea of thieves pretty successful?
>>
keep hearing the level start thinking it's SRB2K...
>>
>bong over half a minute behind
its over
>>
>leah
>she
>>
So which came first, Diddy Kong Racing or Crash Team Racing? One feels like such a ripoff of the other
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>>744542792
diddy's '97
ctr is '99
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>>744542353
Rare and Free Radical were my favorite developers back in the day and they were both acquired and shafted
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>>744542574
It's 8 years old and falling.
They were working on a prototype called Everwild, that got cancelled last year.
They were helping with the new Perfect Dark, that's cancelled.
We don't know what they're doing now.
>>
>>744542792
mario kart
>>
damn this game feels like pure soul
>>
Where's zfg?
>>
>>744542792
In Crash Team Racing's prototype, they had a 1-to-1 copy with Diddy Kong Racing's Crescent Island course.
They made this in order to test if the PS1 could handle large kart maps.
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>>744541863
I bet he increases the GDP of Malmö by 10% every ESA from all the food purchased
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>>744543007
it is
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who is plum and why does she make me hard
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>>744543191
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>>744543191
here is why
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>>744543243
>>
i missed what he said about the game not having rubber banding but having something like it
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>>744543191
>>
>>744543284
ok
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>>744543326
did you hear what he said?
>>
i thought stream 2 was supposed to be the one that shuts down, what's going on here???
>>
so they're not even actually racing each other? why?
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>>744543382
It did.
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>>744543393
They're racing to 100% I would imagine.
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>>744541391
>dude
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>>744543393
last to finish the game has to bottom for the squad
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>>744543524
yeah
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>>744543552
sounds like a reasonable bet I'd say
>>
Anything interesting happen between the end of UFO 50 and now? I was out stocking up
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>>744543662
the went down
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>>744543662
I took a big shit
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>>744543552
>last to finish the game has to bottom for the squad
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>>744543662
don't know anon, just started watching during this
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>>744543780
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>744543191
I... don't remember? When did I save these pictures?
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>>744543809
then dont answer?
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>>744543916
Hey, don't snap at him.
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>>744543906
>5min estimate
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Hey, I wonder what's after this
>first run after stream 2 is kill
>5 hour FF run
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>>744543962
it's 5hours
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>24 hour ESA streams are back
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK
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>>744543662
The UFO runner did a spelunky any% triathlon. He fucked up the strat for the last boss in spelunky 2 and had to go for a backup backup, which was kinda of neat.
>>
Is left or right in the lead?
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>>744544079
We just don't know
>>
This race is hard to get motivated for
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>>744544079
right.
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this doesn't look like Resident Evil...
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>>744543662
SM63 was really good, best run of the day IMO. Spelunky had two great games followed by an awkward trainwreck which the runner clutched from a DNF into an overestimate deathless
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>>744544079
Left
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>>744544093
>>
>>744543662
Spelunky. The runner made a major fuck up in every game, but still provided good commentary and came out deathless.
>>
>>744544079
top
>>
holy shit how far behind schedule are they
>>
>>744544224
Wow, he's literally me.
>>
>>744543962
>>744543962
Anon's a QUICKSHOT
It's SPEEDFUCK not SLOWFUCK bro
>>
>>744544003
>>744544174
>>744544236
How'd I not realize the same guy was doing both runs. I'll check that run out later, thanks anons.
>>
NINJA OR DIE
>>
This castle level looks so cool
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>>744544439
>>
>>744544597
Sank you!
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The troon has strangely skinny arms
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>>744544664
>>
Honestly lads I’m thinking we need Celina again
>>
>>
>>744544834
>>
>>744544834
idgi
>>
>>744544907
it's just incels trying to force tranners being le bad or something, not like cismen have ever fucked up in a speedrun
>>
>>744544892
>>
>>744544958

>>744544954
This was a woman though.

>>744544907
me neither, just posting old ESA webms
>>
>>744544958
What's KBI and why didn't it happen?
>>
Can't tech switch audio to the one in the lead? They used to do that
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Did some proper lines and colors for the Plum doodle from yesterday
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>>744540852
depends on if he's from '99 or 2000
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>>744545168
why the fuck is this famous artist posting on /v/?
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>>744545168
Very nice Anon!
What's up with the legs though? Is the purple supposed to be socks?
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>>744545168
Hell yeah, good stuff.
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Best song in the game
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>>744545225
We're cool and fun!
>>
>>744545168
>>744545225
I want to nibble on her legs.
>>
>>744544834
>>744544892
>>744544958
>>744545004
Ma'am, this isn't the GDQ thread.
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>>744545225
>famous artist
who?
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>>744545234
Clearly tights going from purple to yellow.
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>>744545415
>>
>>744544154
they had to sacrifice stream 1 for stream 2, please understand
>>
donation reader fell asleep
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>>744545225
>famous
Very far from that, but thanks!

>>744545234
Yea, there's a little gradient on her tights. If it was animated, it would be fun if that and the under part of her hat kept slowly switching colors.

>>744545235
Thanks!

>>744545334
Please don't, she needs those
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>>744545168
>>
uhh why is stream 1 and 2 the same
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>>744545168
I really like the fashion changes. It's still Plum but this is totally something else she'd wear. The sweater feels wintry. Also I must be imaging it but your art style is getting cuddlier, it's got the warmth of the children's novels I'd read once with warm colours and teddy bears
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>>744544834
Would you, /v/?
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>>744545835
>it's got the warmth of the children's novels I'd read once with warm colours and teddy bears
I had that same thought.
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>>744544154
>Pure Minimalist is a no crafting/no upgrades/no shop/no charms run but he's doing it on Casual
I don't have faith in this being good.
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>>744545814
stream 2 died for our sins.
>>
I have to admit, these apes in gokarts go fast.
>>
baking after this run finishes, we'll make it
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>>744546001
Believe that's the point innit
>>
I have plum fatigue.
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>>744545854
Would I? I would think that I would. Would you be implying that you wouldn't would? In that case I would wouldn't agree with you wouldabilty.
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>>744546001

Those are clocks you idiot
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>>744546061
>>
what's with pigs being evil in videogames anyways
>>
>>744546132
he was talking about the runners
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>>744545835
>>744545881
Thank you! That's pretty much what I try to do with my art so I'm glad it shows. I'm always a big fan of simple designs like this so giving Plum a new outfit was pretty fun.
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>>744546238
he's diddy the mighty
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>>744546184
>tfw no angry Plum art holding her broom like a pitchfork towards you
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>>744546251
Then you're on the right path. Keep on grinding dude, and keep sharing with us
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>>744546238
Such as
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>>744546184
junk in the trunk
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rate the kid diddly kart, or else
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Rate Diddy Kong Racing
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>tranny lost and has to publicly cope now about it
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>>744546238
pigs being evil is an old as fuck trope
Pretty sure you can find propaganda from both the nazis and the commies comparing their enemies to pigs.
>>
>>744546238
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
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>>744546382
>>744546404
B
I always enjoy Diddy Kong racing. Solid run
>>
>>744546382
>>744546404
A
>>
>>744546382
but I'm prejudiced
>>
>>744546318
the pigs in majula
minecraft piglins
hogger in wow
>>
>>744546382
>>744546404
B for troon BTFO
>>
>>744546404
A
fairly close race all the way through
>>
>>744546451
>>744546451
>>744546451
Migration after rating (embed)
>>
>>744546382
SSS
Race was kinda one-sided but the game is excellent.
>>
>>744546382
>>744546404
B close race
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>>744546404
A
>>
>>744546382
b- because I am extremely sleepy and it was fine b-ackground noise.
>>
>>744546238
They are an indicator of man's self consciousness and shame, for he sees himself in the gluttony pigs like to indulge.
My source? I made it the fuck up, because I am (was) bored of this game.
>>744546382
>>744546404
C-
>>
wait there was a tranny?
>>
>>744546404
A
>>
>>744546382
A
>>
>>744546382
B
>>
>>744546404
>>744546382
It was fast and skillful, proper speedrunning. A it is.
>>
Guys look i made us magically back on schedule again
Pain...
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>>744546404
F
I couldn't follow the race and it was repetitive and DULL
>>
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>>744546503
>>
>>744545168
your plums are the cutest
>>
>>744546382
>>744546404
A
>>
>>744547269
Thanks anon! Hopefully I'll be able to draw one more before this event ends



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