IS THAT A BIG LANKY CREATURE AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANE
>>744537120Soooo....Whats the explanation behind this thing, now that the still lifes have basically entirely been explained?Why wasn't anything like this brought up in the movie?
>>744537120
GOOD ANALOG HORROR SERIES>local58>gemini home entertainment>the glendale archives>petscopBAD ANALOG HORROR SERIES>the backrooms>the mandela catalogueTERRIBLE SERIES>the rest
>>744537231The movie went with its own explanation for monsters and for the backrooms themselves
>>744537353Chilling Abyss is better than Gemini Also Valle Verde
>>744537353What about Linkara's analog horror series?
>>744537436problem is arcadia is barely started and doesn't have much content yet
>>744537353I only watch manmade horrors.
>>744537353there was this one midwest angelicait looked good at first but it quickly became boring
HE HAS NOT STYLE HE HAS NO GRACETHIS CREATURE ALSO HAS NO FACEIT CAN STAND STILL WHEN HE NEEDS TOAND STRETCH IT ARMS OUT, JUST AT YOU
>>744537615same problem as the mandela catalogue
>>744537231It's the early framework of a still life. It looks human, it walks human, it even sounds human. The longer people stay in the Backrooms, the more human like the still life will become.
>>744537353>TERRIBLE SERIES>>the restEVEN WORSE THAN TERRIBLE SERIES>liminal land trust me. it's one of the worst pieces of media you could watch
>>744537681the smile tapes are worse
>>744537231It was a sex-doll made with wire hangers by a previous traveler.
>>744537734It gave us this at least
>Quick critical thinking is impossible for drug addled zoomers with no education so seeing a monster move fast toward them is horror>Zoomer brains are so wired for instant sensation that rooms with nothing in them are inherently dopamine voids and horrific to comprehendThats why this shit is so popular. It dosnt even really need an end when a youtuber can hit alt+f4 for laughs.
>>744537378>The movie went with its own explanation for monsters and for the backrooms themselvesyeah, but they didn't touch upon the more vague elements from the web series, the glowing green lighting, time distortion, the mold /roots/vines spreading through out rooms where people have died, etc.>>744537649idk about that, the backrooms copies people who have never visited, like Clarks red head wife who had a still life. Clarks still life existed BEFORE he visited the backrooms.
>>744537353>the glendale archives>"wow, never heard of that one! let's see">*167 videos what the fuck
>>744537915it's not as much horror as it's a sad story, reminds me of a book I read when I was little called the typescript of the second origin
Are analog horror the new creepypastas? What's the Happy Appy of Analog Horror?
Where was it? It didn't show in the movie.
>>744537120As if you would piss your pants if a 8 foot metal motherfucker would vibrate your way.
>>744537829>>Quick critical thinking is impossible for drug addled zoomers with no education so seeing a monster move fast toward them is horrorjesus christ, zoomer derangement syndrome in full effect hereyeah, seeing a big spooky monster running straight at you is somehow uniquely terrifying to people younger than yourself
>>744537962>it's not as much horror as it's a sad storyso kinda like Angel Hare? I like Angel Hare, even though season 1 is the only actual good season.
>>744537120>AHHHHHHHHHH METROMAN SAVE ME
>I-ITS THAT... A WHITE MAN IN A SUIT????>AAAAIIIEEEEE SAVE ME OBAMA
>>744538123neverh eard of that one, watching rn
>>744538161it's really cute and short, worth watching for the first season alone (2 is ok, 3 is really damn disappointing, bad even)
>IS THAT A BODY OF WATER INDOORS AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANE
I liked the Monument Mythos, for the most part the ending felt like a shitpost
>>744537231>>744537649Personally I interpreted as the end state of self-replication of still life like Captain Clark, where like the rooms each iteration has signal degradation until it ends up like this.
Can a Zoomie please explain the appeal of the backrooms shit to me? I genuinely don't understand how an empty office space is scary. Is it representative of you all losing your jobs to overseas Indians or something? Growing up with dead malls? Help me understand.
>>744537771is she single
>>744537231>Why wasn't anything like this brought up in the movie?The writer was another guy so I don't know how much input kane had into the story.
>>744537353The Backrooms is good?
>>744537120I mean... the big lanky creature is trying to disembowel so...
>>744537231My heacannon is the pirate/evil copies of people turn into these eventually
>>744538384I loved this one, since I actually occasionally dream of places like this, I refuse to believe this even counts as horror, just an exploration game with a very specific niche.
i liked the basedrooms
>>744538497>can someone explain how being trapped in a maze is scary? idk man ask the greeks
>>744538579Obsession is better
>>744538043nah I'd win
>>744537915Damn, I never noticed that video count, but if you actually check out the videos there's actually 8 or so. Maybe the channel was repurposed?
>>744538634>because there's a fucking man-eating minotaur, you fucking retardt. greek
>>744538497Don't need to be a zoomer to understand the fear, just have to have more than five minutes' experience outside of your bedroom staring at a computer screen. If anything, zoomers have absolutely nothing to ground the experience in to be afraid of it and are the least likely to understand, while those who were born in the '80s and '90s, having encountered those spaces during development and not after, would have the most grounding.So in short, ask a millennial. Not this one. I think the Michigan blue hell is a little spookier but it's all still kinda unspooky to me.
>>744538774
>>744537120You seem like the kind of person that needs everything explained to you with extra steps. The kind of person that road the special bus to school.
>all these retarded jaded old faggots itt trying to psychoanalyze an entire generation through a youtube clickbait trend
>>744538643How?
>>744539013they probably don't even know where the backrooms originatedthey just need to oppose popular thing
>>744537347correct answer
>>744538497Not a zoomer but I remember being pretty spooked at my dad's office building after hours when everyone had left. Fear of the unknown I guess but keep in mind I was a kid.
>>744537347
>>744538579No. It spends 90% of the movie talking about characters I could not give less of a fuck about and didn't instill the dread that the Backrooms is supposed to instill. The point of the Backrooms is that it goes on forever and you can easily get lost because all of it looks so fucking similar. You're in a perpetual state of shitty fluorescent lights and you can never get quite comfortable. You're all alone for what feels like an eternity until you think you hear some kind of sound. So you're both curious and terrified of what's in there.Having the MC just go back and forth and the most dangerous thing inside being a 9 foot tall ugly, lumbering retard that is easily defeated by "Netflix Woman" is so fucking lame.
>>744539192>primary thorax hosts neural clusterSo just sucker-punch it in the solar plexus? Got it.
>>744539063Only PLOT matters
>>744537353Midwest Angelica is one of the best analog horror series. It starts out strong, has a middling middle but then redeems itself at the end and recontextualizes the weaker parts to make them enjoyable.Great series>Gemini Home Entertainment>Local58>Midwest AngelicaGood series>Arcadia>Oakburn opus>Doctornowhere>Parts of Greylock>Parts of Mandela CatalogueBad series>Vita Carnis>The rest
>>744537120big lanky creature..........................................in otherworldly space...................................................................raping and impregnating distressed and captured women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>744537353What are the best youtube essays on anal log horrors?
>>744539391CHADlle Verde
>>744537353Glendale just gets better and better with each episode, but I wonder how long the planned run time is because shit is only getting worse for the protagonist.
>>744539208Nah
>>744539208nta but I think the original post was talking about the youtube series, which captures a lot better that feeling, idk if you have seen it already. I think this one is the best of the 'found footage' bunchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acdYs9tPLko
>>744539192Why does it have to be science based? Why can't it be made of fucking wires or something? I hate it when people try to over-explain shit.
>>744537353>>744539524>Glendaleshould I watch it in release order? or chronological order?
>>744539745Release order because that is the intended experience. If Chronological was intended then they would have been uploaded that way.
>>744539745When the fuck has chronological order ever been the preferred way for a newcomer?
>>744539573
>>744539863NTA but I played the MGS games in chronological order and loved it
>>744539703This?
>>744539863this makes sense for entries that have a lot of time in between them, like OT vs prequels in star wars, but these are videos that have like one month in between. And the channel itself has a playlist with the videos in order
Paleorooms.
>>744539192
my favorite depiction of the backrooms is probably Puppet Combo's>no monsters (other than humans hunting others to eat them)>goes on forever>architecture gets more fucked up the deeper you go
>>744539703That doesn't explain anything you dumb retard
>>744540483>no monsters (other than humans hunting others to eat them)
>>744540087It absolutely does not make sense for Star Wars.
I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT
>>744537829yeah, obviously, a monster charging at the character has never been scary before 1996 and that's why nobody ever did itwait
>>744541178These are literally just the concept art from Bioshock 3.
>>744537649That's just based on siren head
>>744541226I meant that anon's mentality makes sense for those cases, I agree with you
Fuck yeah, this thread is more my style. I've been meaning to ask, which analog horror is pic related from?
>>744537120Imagine all the tall lanky WOMEN with that kind of build.
>>744537353>>petscop>good
>>744537353Petscop blows.
>>744542192Cute
>>744537829
>>744538774How? Bulls are herbivores
>>744542715>Half-man
>>744541178>polar spurdo
>>744542856fug :DDDDD
>>744538579its ok. a lot better than it could have turned out.
>>744542803We're inventing the Chimera from first principles
>>744537353>>local58completely overratedthey made like 2 good videos 8 years ago, the rest of their vids are honestly trash.also vita carnis is honestly kinda underrated, they've got a few bad videos too but I like the series overall
>>744538579kinda funny how the movie just completely ignored the concept and just went with>OoooOOhhh spooky monster that's actually a manifestation of your psyche or whateverkane is a hack
>>744537353Does Walten Files still count as analog horror? They just released a new hour long video but its completely animated
>>744539524There's definitely a planned ending to Glendale. I doubt it will go on for maybe more than another year. That's about 12 more logs, hes consistently done 1 a month. >>744539745I'd do it in order of release. He set it up that way for a reason.
>>744543697guess they moved onto digital horror, which i prefer massivelyi think analog horror has been explored 100%, the new Walten files and Chainmail Chasers are really well done and should have more love, even if the creator of the latter seems to be a troon
>>744541035Says its an Endemic bacterial Colonial Organism and tells you what its body parts are/do. Learn to read you fucking you deformed drooling Idiot mental patient.
>>744543405It makes sense with how Kane was doing it though>the backrooms just grabs assets it recognizes from real world and generates them endlessly, but it doesn’t understand their context so it makes them wrong>it does the same with people
>>744543697Aren't all of Parsons' videos done in Blender? The analog thing is just a filter to make it look more convincingly real isnt it.
if your analog series has angels/demons and bible quotes it is shitonly zoomers find religion scary
>>744543405In a way I kind of like that he went that direction for the third act even if it didn't work that well, it keeps the rest of the Backrooms as mysterious as it has been by doing its own thing.
>>744543909this but videogames
>>744543872It does make sense, doesn't mean that it's good.
>>744543860ah yes that's totally real science that doesn't raise even more questions, you spastic midwit
>>744544059okay but the guy isn't arguing that its bad he's arguing that its a departure from the original premise
>>744544098There's something there
>>744541381That concept art was too good to not be used in something eventually
>>744544098https://voca.ro/1bmT8lpBhCRo
Why does liminal spaces scare zoomers? Is it cause they don't get out much and so all spaces are foreign?
>>744538497purgatory but yellow and modern looking
>>744544615Their favorite streamer told them they're scary, I guess. I mean, look at that Pools game, shit can't get more comfy.
>>744544615>Why does liminal spaces scare zoomers? Is it cause they don't get out much and so all spaces are foreign?because they are overstimulated to the point where empty spaces with no sounds or people terrifies them because they have to hear their inner thoughts
>>744541586Midwest Angelica iirc
>>744538615
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FIND THIS SPACE THAT'S NORMALLY LIVELY AND FULL YET NOW BARREN AND PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE UNNERVING, YOU'RE JUST DISEASEDfucking kill yourselves you dishonest faggots
>>744538634Only works if the minotaur is a thicc, sexy female.
>>744545038we're just making fun of it you fucking retardlots of people are afraid of things that only make sense to them
>>744545237>we're just making fun of it you fucking retardIf you were you wouldn't have beaten the dead horse into goddamned glue by repeating the same joke for years
>>744543287local58 is overrated but i really liked his candle cove adaptation in channel zero
>>744545042
>>744545307>mongoloid angry that he got ragebaitedjust enjoy the conversation before it ends due to the furfag
>>744545538And here you are still being dishonestSo much of a fucking coward you can't even admit on an anonymous cambodian banana farming board that its your actual opinion instead of hiding behind >i-its a joke, bro!
>>744544615>>744544874who says it's scary?
>>744545596Lol you're crying
>>744546141Thanks for showing me your crying machine
>>744540025GODS
Jesus fuck this IP really is for children with this schoolyard argument
>>744537120>IS THAT A BIG LANKY CREATURE AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANEWomen say this when they see me
>>744538497>I genuinely don't understand how an empty office space is scary.It's not, that's why the movie very quickly starts adding in actual weird, albeit random shit other than yellow rooms. Hell there's so little to work with from a narrative standpoint the antagonist isn't even from the back rooms, they just have him go crazy so some kind of conflict can happen.
>>744537120>IS THAT A BIG LANKY CREATURE AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANE
>>744546432Still Crying. Sad.
>>744537734>>744537824I like Smile Tapes because it’s like dissecting an owl pellet and seeing all of the undigested bits still stuck together as the creator regurgitated all of their favorite horror. Also, it had the most definitive end to an analog horror story I’ve seen.
>>744546412Backrooms have no Gods, the Backrooms is the mind of a Old God trying to recreate reality.
>>744537120IIRC Kane Pixels also agrees that the wire monster is pretty underwhelming, which is why it's mainly just a thing in the early videos
>>744546432What
>>744547571You faggots have already devolved into "I know you are but what am I," it's embarrassing.
>what if this /x/ meme was a movie about a black man's failing marriage
>>744547716This is not TADC.
>>744537120>setting about the simple horror of being stuck in an endlessly empty mundane space with no way to escape>analog """"horror""" tards pick it up>LET'S PUT A MONSTER IN IT AND THE WALLS TALK TO YOU AND THEY CHANGE WITH LIGHTNING AND GO ABLOOBLOOBANGwhy are they like this
>>744547810dude you don't get it it's DEEP this movie is ART
>>744538497>>744537829>>744544615>ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMIES PEEPEEPOOER IM BOOMER IM GLOOMER NIGGEROOMER FAGGOTOOMER OOMER OOMER OOMER OOMER GEN X GEN Y GEN THREMBO MILLENIAL SILENT GEN XXX ZOOMER PEEPEEPOOPOOMER
Thoughts on Pic Rel? I thought it was great.
>>744547934Dude was 16 or something when he made the first one, I'm not surprised there's hokey decision choices like that.
>>744548281I finished it a month ago, I liked it a lot too, but holy shit the Johnny Truant parts got grating after a while. Unreliable narrator and all, I get it, but dude would ramble about getting fingerblasted out of nowhere. Though I can't imagine the book without those seedy parts, either.
Here's something REALLY scary
>>744539208>talking about characters I could not give less of a fuck aboutthat's every fucking movie ever if you just choose to not give a fuck about them.
Mario and Luigi if they Backrooms
>>744548730Yuck
>>744546412OSGD
>>744548730
>>744548497Nah.
>>744537353>local58my personal favoritei like the concepts in the mandela catalogue
>>744548931I... Am Sestvee
>>744538634Wait, the backrooms IS literally this old ass fucking myth.Are all concepts just recycled endlessly or what.
>>744548591Complete misrepresentation of the argument and you fucking know it
>>744549694Wait till you hear about The Hero's Journey
>>744549550In Miiinacaaaffff
>>744545507>I wish that was me
>>744540205
Sonic if he Backrooms
>>744551965INOSC
>>744537120>If I saw this in real life I'd be so unafraid and a bad asslmao sure thing bro
>>744546760I'm a sucker for the idea of a particularly creepy zombie virus (same reason I like Crossed)
>>744552097I mean I'm sure if I saw a Garten of Banban creature irl I'd be fucking shitting my pants screaming too. We're not talking about irl, we're talking about entertainment media
>>744552143I thought it was pretty creepy.>But if I pause and look at the creature...It's almost like you aren't supposed to and there is a reason it is shot in a way where you only get tiny glimpses.
>>744552286The superior Backrooms monster
>>744549694The Land of the Lost.
>>744537353Does /v/ fuck with The Walten Files?
>>744552906It's ok, but the best thing this guy made is the pumpkin rabbit
>>744549329Don't worry I have something even more spooky
>>744548497I was expecting to see catboxed polygonal cow tits, ngl
>>744553337Knowing Shane he probably has them in a sketch book somewhere
>>744552415this bitch has an ink black cock in almost everything I've ever seen of her
>Kane finally releases his Backrooms movie>I always thought it was going to be about A-synch discovering and researching the Backrooms>Turns out it's just a nigger and some foid running away from scary big thingWhat a fucking letdown.
Any malbolge kino enjoyers here?
>>744554054https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/2078/0b603b07e4c7ae81398364e641d6d967.mp4?10138306Yes she does
>>744554674I would've liked to see more Async but that runs the risk of overexplaining and ruining the mystery. Seems hard to do without being a heavily funded yet independent project without something like A24 overseeing things. Unironically Megalopolis' model would be good for that.
>>744554794Goddamn I hate POV, only a handful of artists can get it right
>>744555090I like it when it shows both POVs
>AHHHH ITS A BIG FUZZY CUDDLY WUDDLY MOMMY!!!!!zoomers are such fucking pussies I swear to god, the internet was a mistake
>>744537231What fucking movie?
>>744537120>The Backrooms was a post by an anonymous uncredited poster on /x/ >VHS sirenhead is the best someone else could come up with in the settingAt least the weird giant statues in the pool rooms make some sense. This is just tacked on garbage. Should’ve been some fluorescent light creature or something
>>744540025The peepeepoopoo man?
>>744541178Interesting at least
>>744554986I would’ve liked a better movie, stop making excuses for it
>>744537771I actually came inside of my onahole so many times that it came alive and became this animated homunculus creature
>>744542803Kino
>>744544098Better
>>744548281Seems kino, I liked myhouse.wad too
>>744552415Based
>>744555090100%
The Complex mogs every dumb meme backrooms game. The movie should've been more like his found footage, and corporate presentation webseries instead of retarded character trauma drama, the webseries even sets up a couple characters in the final episodes, but they'll probably never be realized now that Kane's under A24s thumb./tv/, video games
>>744557132>The Complex mogs every dumb meme backrooms g-ACK
>>744556784Nigger I would've too
>>744552097I'm scared of how much I want to fuck the shit out of Jax
>>744556737No?The Cableman
>>744538497Muh liminality. If my mouse paradise has no mice in it I go crazy
>>744548591>here is a romance movie about these two people and their relationship>it talks about the people themselves, why they are the way they are, and how it impacts their relationship, and how their relationship develops either because of or in spite of their personalitiesvs>here is a horror movie about an eerie, endless setting that may or may not be inhabited by monsters beyond our imaignation>anyway, the main guy owns a failing furniture store and he's an alcoholic and his marriage is failing and he supported his wife through law school and he lives in the furniture store because he got kicked out of his own house, anyway he's in therapy and his therapist herself actually->wait, what does this have to do with the backrooms?>SHUT UP I'M GETTING THERE, anyway his therapist has a strained relationship with her mother and her mother was a hoarder and the place they used to live got knocked down so they could build apartments or something andIt's fucking retarded. The Backrooms, the setting is what got asses in seats, not these random retards no one gives a fuck about. It's a horror movie. They exist to be the flesh puppets that explore these horrifying settings, not to traumadump their shitty lives over us for an hour and a half.
>>744559646I get the feeling the A24 jews forced Kane to add that "always listen to your therapist chud! become a paypig to your deadbeat wife and don't complain chud!" otherwise they wouldn't fund the movie. It's always stealth propaganda with hollywood shit.
>>744537353The West Records rocks unfortunately it just ends because they had to move on
>>744559646>anyway his therapist has a strained relationship with her mother and her mother was a hoarder and the place they used to live got knocked down so they could build apartments or something andI really feel like there was a script rewrite/production shuffle that had it so that her mom was crazy because their house accessed the Backrooms
>Analog HorrorI sleep>Analog Horror Pornreal shitwhen are we gonna get a Backrooms h-game
>>744543287>completely overrated>completelyno. it was the channel most responsible for kicking off the trend and is probably the most technically authentic/sophisticated. saying it's 'completely' overrated is arrogant nonsense in light of that.
>>744538497People find abandoned places scary.The backrooms is really just an abandoned place. Just replace a homeless guy with a spooky monster.
>>744538497the first mistake is using the word scary. no one reacts to the concept with that strong of an emotion. they can be eerie in the way a boomer might find a southern gothic mansion eerie. by itself no one is going to shit their pants at the concept.
>>744560940
>>744559995The therapist was literally a shitty hack who admitted she couldn't help clark and her reenactment exercises she tried didn't work and only encouraged clark and that's made pretty evident in the film
>>744561702
>>744543909Citadel is goty tho
>>744548281Extremely boring, couldn't even make it past chapter one.
>>744561702The self-help tape scam commercial and her downing pills should've made it obvious, too
>>744537231An early screenplay for the movie had the life form as the main antagonist. Its just a clump of bacteria that evolved to hunt and imitate the living things that fall into the backrooms. In the screenplay, all it does is chase the main characters and imitate their voices. The still-lifes were invented as a more interesting alternative. Instead of bacteria imitating its prey, the backrooms produces living things on its own.
>>744537231The writer probably had very little knowledge on the Backrooms, BUT it isn't a very esoteric creepypasta, it literally got so popular because everyone relates to the unsettling feeling you get being in an empty large building at night. My guess is that they insisted on making the Backrooms movie more conventionally A24 shit AKA Hollywood
>>744560696there are a few backrooms h-games, and they are shit.No clue how you could go about properly executing on the concept, while leveraging the setting, instead of it just being set dressing.
>>744561702>>744562186yeah but she's still clearly positioned as the moral high ground character over clark and doesn't get the comedic giant monster death that clark got
The more I think about it the more I realize The Backrooms movie was just a "try to copy my homework but don't make it look too obvious" spin on The Shining. Even if you aren't actively thinking about it, what makes it a bit more unsettling is the hotel's confusing mazelike layout which is the backrooms but on gigaroids, and part of Jack's break being his insecurity and failure as a proper provider. Which they make more obvious about Clark in the movie being unhappy with his job and shit
>>744554054And that's awesome!
>>744556436Sirenhead was stolen from some comepletely different dude anyway and this specific monster of his got somehow popular enough for bootleg toys before backrooms even was a thing.It's basically as if they had put Slenderman in there, with a straight face.
>>744542715The minotaur is an abomination born from bestiality because Poseidon was pissed one afternoon.
>>744565576I thought it was Zeus being horny as usual.
>bon's burgers>everyone gets bonned burgeredepic
i like kane's backrooms because it's one of the few analog horrors that doesn't involve killing children for shockslop
>>744565617That is King Minos, the guy Poseiden arranged to get cucked by a random innocent bull (the animal).
>>744538643Obsession was not a good movie
>>744553069I'm scared stiff!
I miss ReturntoRender's vids, fuck taking the memerooms seriously
oh nooo I hope any scary monsters don't get me haha
>>744565963The Minotaur was created to punish King Minos, ruler of Crete, the most powerful Greek state at the time of the myth.Poseidon gave Minos a legendary beast: the Cretan Bull, a magnificent white bull with golden horns. Minos was supposed to sacrifice the bull to Poseidon, but he was so captivated by the animal's beauty that he sacrificed an ordinary bull instead.Poseidon allowed him to keep the bull, but punished him for his deception. In essence, he said, "You like the bull so much, so I'll make your wife like it too."And so, one thing led to another, and thus the Minotaur was born.Later, one of the twelve labors of Hercules was to subdue and capture the Cretan Bull alive in combat.
>>744552415
>>744567058
>>744563781Here's my pitch: The Backrooms itself is a sexual predator, it feeds on human sensuality like a succubus. It manifests creatures for the purpose of fucking; as you wonder the endless halls, you'll never know when a fat-ass cryptid pins you down and drains your balls dry next.
>supposed to be about liminal spaces>add a monsterare zoomers stupid?
>>744568331Even the original backrooms post still sold itself as a scary concept with the threat of a monster >>744539928
The fact that in the web videos the monsters are very hard to look at makes them scary
>>744568331>add a monster>>744539928
>>744540025DELET THIS
>>744568331>oh noooooo an infinite empty room I'll probably starve in a few weeks after sucking gross water out of the carpet to quench my thirst this is so scaaaaaryno that just sucks and is depressing
>>744568415It is literally the analogy of the Minotaur.
>>744568415>>744568423>>744568489it's the implication that there is one, showing it though is lame
>>744537353>the mandela cataloguegod that's so fucking bad>oooh they found him with LE SCARY FACE!!!!!
>>744568445>Why does it have to be science based? Why can't it be made of fucking wires or something? I hate it when people try to over-explain shit.Didn't this show the Lifeform as the wire-goofy thing it's shown?
>>744568510Then what would you have any Backrooms content at all be about bitch? Some retard wanders around a maze for a timelapse and then he gets SNATCHED and that's it? Yeah real engaging. Oh no my HECKING SCARY LIMINAL SPACE IS NO LONGER LE LIMINAL BECAUSE I'M BEING HUNTED DOWN BY FREDDY FAZBEAR! Well it's boring dogshit otherwise.
>>744543287>vita carnis>underratedtheir lore makes no fucking sense and every piece of in-universe literature sounds like it was made by a highschool kid
>>744537120Heard you were talking shit.
>>744568624
>>744546765>the Backrooms is the mind of a Old God trying to recreate reality.Kino
>>744537120These abstract creatures are like video game enemies.-Used properly, they're unsettling -Not used properly, their design is at least cool.they're still infinitely better than the movie idea of horror: Guy in a badly made pirate suit with foam hands.
>>744568808Also his legs are made of wood and the creature (known as "Still Life") always appears suffering.
>>744568624Yeah that's the point. its shit horror made by retarded zoom zooms then their shit ass attention span decided to add monsters because they refuse to appreciate horror by the unknown
>>744537120This creature looks so fucking stupid.I like the idea of heavily distorted human copies running around in the backrooms like in the movie instead of whatever the hell this spaghetti nonsense is suppose to be.
>>744568919According to the Backrooms concept, these Creatures are like the Backrooms themselves, attempting to recreate beings and people, only they don't quite remember what they look like."It's like asking someone who's never seen a dog to draw one."
>>744568916>they refuse to appreciate horror by the unknownThere's nothing to appreciate if you aren't a braindead.>w-w-w-what if... A METEOR CRASHES DOWN ON ME!?>w-w-w-what if... THE SHADOW MAN GETS ME!?>w-w-w-what if... THERE'S A SKELETON!?Who cares. """Unknown horror""" is just "yeah that would be fucked I guess". It's not scary.
>>744568270SOLD.
>>744569087>aren't a braindeadI was going to say boomer/millenial but decided to scrap that part because obviously braindead zoomers are "MONSTERS RUIN EVERYTHING"fags too so that explains my error.
>>744569087Thanks for proving me right. Its shit horror, its not supposed to be scary. You just get unnerved by a concept, appreciate it for a bit, and move on. I'm not sure why zoom zooms love to latch on to this shitty idea. Showing monsters outright is dumb for this kind of horror. Glimpses and monster POV shots add more to this.
>>744568884>Still LifeA still life is a work of art showing non-living objects, such as fruit, flowers, or household items. The word comes from an old Dutch term, stilleven, which means quiet or still life
>>744537120I could understand Slenderman because there was a ludonarrative element into it. You're experiencing your own camera footage situation and there was a certain degree of randomness to him keeping you at edge. But I could never understand the hype about this creepy pasta or why it is /v/ related. BTW I never watched any of the fan media I honeslty don't get it.
>>744568919Well you suck.Black other worldly creature is always better than "guy in a costume with prosthetics".>>744569049that's a retcon from the movie. The reason for it was because they couldn't afford full CG creatures or high quality animatronics.They could only afford cheap shitty prosthetics and costumes on people.
>>744569165>You just get unnerved by a concept, appreciate it for a bit, and move on. There's nothing to be unnerved by or appreciate.>I'm not sure why zoom zooms love to latch on to this shitty idea. Showing monsters outright is dumb for this kind of horror.It really isn't.>I MIGHT DIE A LONG SLOW PAINFUL DEATH>OR I MIGHT DIE A FAST DEATH (MAYBE, IF THE MONSTER KILLS YOU FAST)Again, who cares?>Glimpses and monster POV shots add more to this.You just want the monster to never be shown??? That's retarded. Beyond the fact that people just like thinking about cool monsters and seeing the monster in the flesh gives you an idea about the horrible fate that awaits you, what does this add? Basically nothing.
>>744569271I'm pretty sure practical effects are way more expensive than CGI; those things aren't unionized.
>>744537120Can you even imagine being the original /x/oophile that wrote the creepypasta and see literally everyone but you make inhuman amounts of money based on your idea?
>>744569375fate of being a mere ideascuck
the best version of backrooms is 0 monsters just atmosphere. I haven't taken the time to dig through the thousands of clones but I hope this autumn/halloween sale has some of them up so I can look around and see if I can find a good walkin sim.
>>744569297I want the monster to be shown as just glimpses and from its POV till at least the middle or the climax of the movie. Showing the monster early in this kind of horror is stupid. Its supposed to be a slow burn, not boring ass chase sequences all through out.
What’s /v/‘s thoughts of Monument Mythos?
>>744569460>chases and active threats are le bad>slow-burn is le goodSimply a matter of taste, and yours are critically boring. Thankfully I'm sure you can find a "watching paint dry with random jumpscares" compilation on Youtube. Go get em champ.
>>744569645The movie and the games were boring too because of the frequent monster appearances so I'm not sure what you're grandstanding about. Then again, I shouldn't expect much from low attention span zoomers.
>>744538634>>744567829>>744541178>>744569049>>744569271The idea is great, because:Minotaur: TriceratopsCentaurs: Regular horsemenGoblins: midgetsHydra: a Nest of SnakesSatyr: A Goat in his two legsBasilisk: Komodo DragonMermaids: ManateeNemean Lion: Just an Oversized lionHarpies: women in Greek royal dress whose long, wide sleeves and ribbons resemble wings.Arachne: A woman weaving surrounded by sewing tools.Griffin/Hippogriff/Chimera: a wacky merge of different animals.Dragons: QuetzalcoatlusDiomedes steeds: a mix of Dinosaur and Horse.
>>744569705I was bored shitless watching the movie specifically because there were no monsters. 90% of it is filler and long shots of people walking down hallways just to pad out the runtime.Then there's no payoff since the movies idea of "monsters" are just deformed Picasso people with bad CG that sit there and do nothing.it's like: Listen faggot. Deformed people exist in real life and all they are is ugly to look at. they fucking suck.A monster needs to have a bit of coolness factor to be intimidating but your movie is nothing but lame embarrassing visuals.
>>744538497An empty room with no phone is the scariest thing possible to kids today.
>backrooms movie>barely any backrooms in italso why pirate monster suddenly decided to eat MC?
>>744569271>>744569321Guys who couldn't afford practical effects would just use indirect methods to show monsters exist, like The Cube.
>>744543872So it's just Solaris for zoomers?
I’m not the only one who sees the troll face head shape on this thing right?
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>>744537231The backrooms is an endless dimension that mimics our reality. It tries to mimic people too but its imperfect.It's also heavily implied that the backrooms is one big fungus/bacteria. The hazmat suits are needed because there's a bacterial infection that turns ordinary people into grey sludge, and eventually into something like that. One of the characters in the movie survives for a really long time by eating parts of the human doppelgangers.
>>744569939It was a brainless amalgamation and just felt like it.
>>744569049We can train ai to do this, why can't we train the backrooms to do the same.
>>744569939A better question is why does the black guy suddenly go crazy, kill his asian employee, keep her head in the fridge for shock value and then stay in the backrooms by choice and not be bothered by the fact he's hanging out with ugly costumed people. Even tho nothing about his character has indicated he would want to do any of that.it's almost like this movie is contrived bullshit and badly written.
>>744570150Because he is black.
>>744538579>MC goes completely batshit insane after staying in the backrooms for 10 minutes
>>744570150>im an architectI mean architectural-wise backrooms are pretty boring?
>>744570150>>744570216so it's true what they say about people staring at their phones while watching movies, grim
These kinds of things always remind me that I want to do urban exploration but I know I'll get arrested or stabbed by a hobo.
>>744570110>One of the characters in the movie survives for a really long time by eating parts of the human doppelgangers.He's in there for like a week motherfucker.I doubt you'd get much sustenance from eating white foam with fake slime on it.
This any good?
>>744570141Our brain can already do that.
>>744570351wasnt it a couple months?
>>744570361The ratings for the movie seem good, might check it.But the game was a boring walking simulator.
>>744570263A human head will rot and badly decay in fridge after a week. He was there for no more time than that.end of story.
>>744570460The best thing to come of it are the porn knock offs.
>>744570435>>744570471
>>744570110She got her Double.https://youtu.be/LJcGyJbbc0I?si=EKMpzqp2-Ou-2Ckx
>>744570375>who is this forLiterally the perfect video game enemy design.
>>744570532Her "Still life" gives me the creeps.https://youtu.be/Xxa2-KBv_u0?si=3vy7fBhVE8PU8Aku
>>744569910Literally how this Dimension works:https://x.com/RaminNasibov/status/2066168686222660059
>>744570315Kek. And true
>>744568673I bring you love!
>>744568673Johnny Rod?!
>>744544098>my shitpost still gets posted aroundNice.
>>744537353>I listened to the Black Tapes years ago and it had a rushed ending>then my retarded ass listened to Tanis and 567 Bombas Socks commercials I don't trust internet horror anymore
>>744537120WOW ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT THE MOVIE/YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT JUST A POOR EXCUSE TO BE OBSESSIVE ABOUT ZOOMERS! You fags don't even try to pretend to hide it by asking about backroom games.
>>744537829I'm a zoomer and I can vouch for this being true.
I only know of the Backrooms because a muppet was explaining the lore of the levels as I tried to fall asleep.
>>744571941>listened to Welcome to Nightvale>it became faggot shit>listened to King's Falls AM>it became faggot shit (and I am not referring to one of the two male leads being a fag, I don't care about that) and then never finished>Check out the Magnus Archives>it became faggot shit podcast horror is all cursed and you should just give up and listen to old Art Bell episodes
>>744537852the movie is not based on the web series
>>744569823>Mermaids: Manatee>look at that obese white bucket of lard with the fins!>Iēsoûs Khristós, is that a woman with a fish tail?ancient sailors were savage af
>>744537829>>744538497>>744544615>>744556156>>744568331>>744569130>>744569165Very original and organic posts. Definitely not repeating the same wannabe psychologist responses or braindead questions to dunk on a younger generation like senile old men.
>>744537120>It mimics peopleSo like annihilation but worse somehow? Very cool that zoomers like this trash.
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>>744572487Really.
>>744572182Lmao
>>744569643First season went fucking crazy, then the stakes went Marvel superheroes and villains and fighting over the birth of the new universe and all that nonsense. Also the author trooned out (a little bit explained by his dad dying, RIP) and started editing his own videos.
>>744568624Sometimes making more of a thing diminishes it.
