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>go to restaurant
>served a plate full of literal shit
>"ITS NOT THE CHEFS FAULT! BLAME THE CEOS THAT OWN THE RESTAURANT!"
Why can't people blame game developers for making shitty products?
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>>744541848
why do usamericans love food analogies so much? is it mental illness?
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Stop being so entitled. The game runs, it is playable, it's possible to have fun.
You're not being served "shit", fuck off.
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>>744541848
Yes, the higher ups are always responsible for what their underlings do. It's your restaturant, so you are the one responsible it won't give people food posioning by serving them shit.
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>>744541848
FOOD ANALOGY
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>>744541848
Why didn't the owner step in? Why didn't he fire the chef afterwards? Could it be he was the one who told the chef to shit out the dish as fast as possible in the first place?
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>>744541951
Well that's because unlike your shithole we have enough food that it's commonplace.
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>>744542242
Too poor to have food be a common occurrence where you live?
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>>744541951
>>744542242
Explain why food analogies are bad. Everyone eats, unless you are some nigger eating dirt cookies.
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>>744542509
>>744542772
Food analogists
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>>744541848
>company orders shit on your behalf
>blame the developers
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>food analogies are… LE BAD
Okay, but why???
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>>744543248
It's low IQ behavior.
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>>744543248
because /v/ is full of poor indians who can only eat cow shit
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>>744541951
Come up with a better analogy.
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>>744543392
Ding ding ding
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>take a babysitting job
>kid drowns in the bathtub while you're jerking off in the closet
>"WOOOOW SOMEHOW IT'S MY FAULT THAT YOU LOST YOUR KID EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE ONE THAT DECIDED TO NOT BREATHE, I'm doubling my paycheck btw"
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>>744541848
Amazing how that man invented Italian food.
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Alot of the bad things about modern games exist despite the effort by the devs. They work in the confines of whatever the corporation thnks will make the most money and that cripples many good designs and gameplay ideas.
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>>744541848
>noooo the game runs like shit because it's on UE not because the devs are retarded
And WHOMST chose to make a game with UE??
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>>744543369
Do high IQs not eat
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>>744541848
I AM FAT FUCK
I AM SO FAT I EAT COMPUTERS
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>>744544440
what did italians eat before?
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>>744542104
Sometimes shit happens before higher ups notice, like foot lettuce.
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>>744544594
British food.
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>>744541848
>go to restaurant i visit frequently
>owner replaces all the good cooks with bad ones to "save on costs" so he can have more money for himself

at the end of the day the people in power making decisions need to be held accountable. if a faggot hires a poorer quality worker in order to "save" money then they deserve to be called out.
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>>744541848
Enyoy :)
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>>744544603
That does not absolve them of responsibility.
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>>744544453
They never put up a fight against the suits. Kojima made PT without any Konami suits knowing, that's a man willing to risk his career to make a game. He got fired for it too. Don't see a lot of other devs doing it
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>>744543248
50% of analogies are forced masturbatory midwit verbal diarrhea that adds no actual clarity or substance to a conversation. Add 'food' and that statistic jumps to 99%.
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>>744541848
They also don't fight back against the Bergian CEOs bullshit, which is another mark against the devs.
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>boss hires indians
>customers get food poisoning
>boss response to this is hire MORE indians
>company doesn't go bankrupt because someone with infinite money wants everyone shitting themselves
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>>744544345
Hey if the owner of the restaurant doesn't want to be present and do any work why should he own the profits of the employee he hired?
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Why does /v/ have so many ceo apologists now? Why is it impossible for both to be at fault?
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>>744545043
That's because other devs would be sued into poverty for doing that shit.
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>>744541848
They're fooled into thinking we still have competent developers in the industry. Highguard btfo the whole 'poor devs having to fold to ceo/investors' narrative because they were independent and CHOSE to make that slop
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>>744541951
Food is universally understood. You thirdies would have a shitfit if they used an analogy you didn't understand
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>we need you to make the game very shitty in order to maximize our profits
This is what redditors actually believe.
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>use an easy analogy to make your point clear and easy to understand
>NOOO YOU LOST THE ARGUMENT YOU LOW IQ MUTT
why is le /v/ like this?
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>>744545319
I agree with Orthy.
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It's a mix.
You get Concords, which is clearly the fault of whoever hired the studio to make it. Then theres nuHalo, which is incompetence.
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>>744545319
You're being hyperbolic while crying about others doing the same. People are just realizing that devs are infact partially to blame sometimes and this whole 'protect the innocent dev trying to make a living' isn't always justified
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>>744545502
it's about "cost saving". fire the component and seasoned veterans or force them out because they earn to much money and replace them with incompetents who will make the same thing for cheap. these people do NOT think long term. all they care about is short term gains so they can make money and move onto the next publicly traded company.
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>>744545510
Browns. I hope for next april fools day we just cut off access to the site for third worlders (mainly jeets)
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>>744545656
>cut off access to thirdworlders
>only some euros and germans will be able to post
>also chinese fags
lmao
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>>744545594
Concord was everones fault. Devs for making that dogshit and higher ups for not canning it
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>>744545752
and yet it will be 90% better than having you round. That or bring back /vint/ so we can just instantly laugh at you
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>>744545820
why? i don't even know you, hell i rarely if ever post nowadays, mostly lurk.
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>>744541848
>Why can't people blame game developers for making shitty products?
Chefs are not put in charge of suppliers, employees, and often times menu

at best, the chef might get to create one or two signature dishes, choose who their number 2 is in the kitchen, and *maybe* get some say in what produce is ordered, but will have no say on the overall menu, who is working the kitchen, and which produce supplier is chosen.

not even to mention the problem facing modern AAA games which is "too many cooks in the kitchen"
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>>744541848
Who told you that you can never blame game devs ? And why did you get so riled up to make a thread about them telling you that? Lol
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>>744545958
>It doesn't happen
Where have I heard that before....
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>>744541848
>it's not the chef's fault. He cooked what he has, the sous-chef was in charge of restocking ingredients
>it's not the sous-chef's fault, the delivery man brought them shitty ingredients and that's all they got
>it's not the delivery man's fault, he simply delivered what he got from the farm owner
>it's not the farm owner's fault, his foreign/homeless slaves simply shat in the produce
>it's not the slaves' fault, the owner doesn't give them bathroom breaks or the means to maintain their hygiene after their bowels empty all over the field out of necessity
And there we have it, can't deflect the responsibility any further. The food is (making you) shit because of slave owners.
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>>744545995
Nobody said it never happens, I asked who told you that? Was it some anons? Oh ok. Why care?
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>>744542242
>>744543176
>noy apology
one job



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