Which Samus is your favorite?
The one from Onomesin's doujins.
>>744548731I like green hair samus. She cute.
>>744548731Right could be a bit beefier...
Big tall and could crush me.
>>744549503Close the thread, we hit perfection
I think ill take Bing Samaring
>>744548731>raging libtard who seethes about racismus in his little fag blog every year
>>744548731Samus if Trenbolone (mega steroids)
>>744551905a cat is fine too
>>744548731Samus will always be a huge blonde amazon in my mind
>>744548731LadyLodyDoomgirl
>>744548731Call me gay if you want but I'm a fan of Samarine Titanica
>>744549503
>>744549503Hard to beat the classics.
>>744552341Beautiful feet
>>744549503Ario should draw more bestiality.
for me it's Dread Samusit is the sexiest she has ever looked in the power suit
YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
>>744548731the one that will rape me
>>744552392ugly as fuck
>>744552392>give Samus lots of steroidslol, lmao even
>>744553873
>>744555221>what if the fusion suit but goodA daring idea
>>744555221Dread gravity suit is sex
>>744548731Samus is canonically 6'3
Zero Suit Samus in platform high heels.
>>744556031upssies
>>744556031Other M and Smash 4
>>744555221>>744555965>>744555998for me, it's the Dread varia suit
>>744556140All four dread suits are good
Smash Ultimate is fine, she's got a a lithe but athletic build>>744556031It's kinda funny that Retro tried so hard to resist the beauty mark when it was a thing as far back as Super
>>744556031she is aryan
>>744557693Why the fuck doesn't yuri have protagonists that love fat tits.
>>744558038Her boyfriend in Other M is white
>>744558174And that's why everybody hates Other M.It's also why Samus hasn't gone back.
>>744558329Seethingeven the nigs of white people (russians aka ziggers) get the girl:https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Commander_Adam_MalkovichOr Polish who knows but he is East European
>>744555221>Lesbianslop
>>744558617
The buff one.
>>744558329one of the many reasons people hate other m is because of the "mischaracterization of Samus." so maybe you have a point.
>>744558668its not lore accurate that Samus takes steroids, lore accurate is what Nintendo did
>>744558650>homosexual media is catered to pedophilesNo way! I'm shocked!
>>744558668this should be whats between realism and who samus is, likes and is going for.
>there will never be a remake of Prime 3 where Phazon makes Samus undergo gradual hypermuscle bimbo lesbian corruption
>>744556256>Samus you... are Metroid!Absolute Kino.
>>744559115
>>744559115You just know...
okay but what if
Samus is property of John Halo
>>744555221They're made for each other.
>>744553441>tall, feminine brick shithousenow draw one that makes pp hard
>>744559378
>>744559870
>>744559909
Light suit
>>744548731Definitely not Prime 4 (I'm only attracted to women (female))
I wanted to pirate the Prime Trilogy, but I felt guilty pirating the games without legally owning them, so first I bought the games off of ebay. Opted for the original releases because the Wii trilogy is 300 dollars.Thank goodness the OG releases work with Primehack.
>>744548731The CUTEST Samus.
The one where she’s 8 feet tall and hugged me
>>744562335
>>744562664
>>744559462>I stole the Baby, please respond>>744556256How could the next game possibly top it? Well more time would have pass, so her suit would be further repaired, so it might come back to a more classic design. But I dunno, I think the Dread redesign worked too well to leave behind.
>>744562712
>>744548731Where’s the loli version of Samus
samus should basically look like a maria sharapova type but less realistically frail/soft and perfectly toned. a tight body but not in any way muscle bound.
>>744562820On Epstein island, where your kind are from.
Why do recent Metroid games keep trying to shove the "Galactic Federation" into our faces? No one gives a shit about the "Galactic Federation". Their very name is a placeholder for [Insert Generic Space Government]. Yet for some reason every game since Prime 3 has been making us babysit these lame bozo's instead of exploring lost alien worlds.
>>744562664>>744562712>>744562760Need.>>744563358Tanabe, who retired after Prime 4, thank fucking God.
>>744563472
>>744558038triggered brown alert
>>744548980Her hair should be green after dreadI have a mighty need
>>744548980That's Justin Bailey
>>744563852It's the (not so) little things.
>>744562716Top what? All metroid needs is an excuse to shit samus in a random ass backwater planet full of caves and shit Samus is not Goku she Jobs 24/7 but she's ungodly Lucky and resourceful. Anything can send her to a random planet for a game at any point of her story.For post dread I think a metroid trigger will do. Metroids hype is over and she's the last highly unstable mutant vampire that came from that can of worms. Ngl the X parasites are little shitters if the worst they can do mimicking people is just act like 600000000 amoebas in a trench coat. We might need an Eldritch motherfucker like phantoon to threaten the feds if they want a new saga
>>744564213
>>744564368
>>744552392I think she's hot, FUCK
>>744564335We don't need the Feds or any kind of "threat to the entire galaxy". All you need is>Samus lands on world>World had some nice aliens on it who all died because of [thing]>Samus explores caves until she kills [thing]That's all you need.
>>744549503Yeah, this. I appreciate artists who actually understand what a strong woman looks like, instead of looking up roid-riddled fridgemode varbies and assuming they're natty.
>>744558031Those characters exist, you probably don't read any yuri.
>>744556031Holy shit remastered Samus is so awful.
>>744564335I was talking about the suit's design for the next game, not the story/stakes.>>744563358I've been reading the Samus & Joey manga, and its to have Samus have regular allies that go beyond human feds.
>>744558038mutt's law.
>>744549503Yeah that's peak Samus. A tall, big, strong woman that isn't a disproportionate roid monster
>>744565224Obsessed's law lmao I'm not an amerimutt
I want buff Samus to manhandle my shota body!
Space dragon samus.
>>744549503yeah this isnt gay at all
>>744565618
>>744565220>fucking fanfiction, here I even dropped the name for youNever mind how gay you make it sound, Samus is NOT gonna be making friends on OR off the clock. The fags itt shipping her with Chief or the Slayer are disgusting but they're closer to the truth than your agp friendslop nonsense.
>>744557942no, dumbass, it's spelled "Aran"
>>744565584Just because you have a cock the size of a child's doesn't mean you're a "shota."
You know it's a pity Prime 4 turned out bad because the music and art design are really terrific. Volt Forge with the layout of a Prime 1/2 area would have been 11/10.
>>744548868fucking this
Samus made friends with the light moths and no one complains
>>744548980Justin Bailey Samus best Samus
>>744561621Now make her pregnant.
>>744558617Rent fucking Free
>>744572615What are you talking about, troon? It was literally a lesbian post.You will never be a woman btw, let alone a lesbian.
>a non sybb samus threadthank god
>>744572395Do not reproduce samus
>>744558456Ziggers are the only slavs that refused judaization and gmo slop.
>>744559115>tfw no Mighty Switch Force esque Metroid game where Samus has to chase down and fuck her bounty targets, who are all hot psycho criminal bitchesdamn you nintendo...
>>744553873>>744555878damn now thats some vintage stuff. we didn't have much back then to shlonk our shit to but it was enough at the time
>>744548980Discovering that code changed my life forever.
>bimbo lesbian corruptionWhy am I only now learning this exists and where?
>>744565618>>744565680>Dozens of art of anthro Ridley, male or female, in the Zero Suit.>Zero art of anthro Ridley in the actual power suit.LAME
>>744548731What's this art's premise? Samus after a performance boosting experiment? The right pic almost had me think she was wearing Doomguy's armor from 2016.
>>744563358It's because Japs are sluts for authority and Samus being an independent contractor goes against their authoritarian collectivist values. Retro wanted to make Samus a proper bounty hunter so bad, but Nintendo insisted "no, that's out-of-character, she's supposed to be a glowie"
>>744555221
>>744552341Dem grippers oh lord.
Robot Metroid
>>744552392That's with this build? I had a girlfriend who was 6'2" and 160 pounds and she looked pretty normal. Not fat, or muscular. A chick with that build would be over 200 pounds.
>>744584727Hollow bones
>>744559870>>744559909>>744559973i think this only exists to counter that absolutely endless samus porn addict threads which is sad, too many pornsick people
big bird space lady
>>744562308>found a roundy
This is what Samus should look like.
>>744590232So many ugly Samus ITT, half of you must be gay without realising it.
>>744590371Not the one I replied to, forgot to remove the quote link...
>>744584727Hot
>>744552392I need more images of "BrickShitHouse" Samus.
>>744591718Don't we all.
>>744592627Dark Suit, Phazon Suit, Dread Varia are tippy-top shelf for mecan't really give it to MP3's PED Varia since it's technically not a suit upgrade, but as it got more corrupted it looked rad as hell, doesn't beat out the Phazon Suit for me though despite being "less lazy"
>>744592627Gravity Suit is generally kino in most guises, but the Phazon Suit simply rules.
>>744582103I want samus to jerk me off with that metroid hand.In other news isn't it pretty neat that her armcannon and suit already did the metroid thingy long before fusion raped her DNA?>Drain energyEnergy pellets floar around and get eaten by the suit after she blasts creatures >That funny thing THEBABY did where it gave energy to samus Standard energy exchange stuff that she does all the time with the armcannon to power devices >Mutate and kill thousands Phazon bukakke, dark suit light suit, varia's fuckhuge spaulders out of nowhere.Metroid 6 will probably reveal that Sammy turning into a metroid was not a coincidence, bonus if it was another chozo tribe that decided to dump metroid jizz inside her in fusion.
other M
>>744593221>other M>what if M before other>M other>Mother
>>744593517I will make her a mother
Does anyone have the fan art of Samus showing off her various abilities after Prime 4 was announced?
>>744592627Someone should update this to add the Dread and Prime 4 suits.
>>744582103>>744593214>Samus Aran>Sex: Female.>DNA: What The Fuck
>>744548731di>>744548731d the chorizo give metroid a cloaca?
>>744594324Samus is trans.
>>744594830Yeah, transhuman. No seriously, she's a bio cocktail in female form
>>744594830>>744594950https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Megan_Fausti
>>744594374>Samus when some smart ass asks her if she has a cloaca for umpteenth billionth time
>>744595113>Using Wii Fit to stay in shapehehe
>>744595023cloaca was attached to her arm?!
>>744548731The canon one. Where she is a Chozo Human hybrid, that's over 6ft tall, jacked, and has a penis.
>>744595605Yeah. Totally jacked.
How is this even a question.
The ideal version of Samus is a hottie with zero social skills that mostly wears leotards/sportswear in public and gets wasted at bars to try and cope with the fact that she has two sets of dead parents.
>>744593214I've been saying this for years and nobody's been listening, the Metroid form/powers has untapped smut potential.>>744595437Don't stick your dick in the arm canon.
>>744596340I like to think Metroid goes by Dirty Pair rules and the sportswear in public is just futuristic fashion
Jenna de Rosnay:Competitive surfer / kiteboardermodelswimwear designeralso literally Samus IRL>>744565280in a high-cut bikinithat's an important factor
>>744596603Would make sense. Samus has destroyed about as many planets as Kei and Yuri.
>>744548868man of culture
>>744596603For me I like to think Samus just doesn't really think about that stuff and hardly notices people staring at her because human interaction is far from her strong suit. If someone suffered from a nosebleed while looking at her her reaction wouldn't be "oh this guy thinks I'm hot", it would be "oh no he's suffering from a nosebleed, he needs help".
>>744556031Her suit is canonically 6'3"Samus own height is unknown, but tall for a woman, but shorter than most men.
>>744596851she can't be much smaller than the suit or she wouldn't have range of motion in iti mean thats why suits of armor match the proportions of the person wearing it, it has to
>>744592627Of the Prime suits, I have to go with the Phazon suit, even if it is just a color swap. Speaking of, it's ridiculous that it wasn't made into a alt costume for Samus in Brawl. All that needed to be change was the color, but instead the Dark Suit gets referenced, even though that one actually is a different model.
>>744596851then explain why she's so smol:>>744562308She can LITERALLY fit in a hamster ball and roll around in it.she's TINY
noname55s
>>744596945It's been pointed out since forever that the Power suit makes no sense anatomically speaking. I think the more recent suits from Dread and Beyond have tried to make it more plausible.
>>744548731this is some loony troony shit
>>744596945>she can't be much smaller than the suit or she wouldn't have range of motion in ityou do realize samus rolls up into a ball you fruitcake
>>744597342Miles MacKenzie should have been a 12 year old shota and everyone would have loved Prime 4
>>744597565an obnoxious 12 year old nerd is still an obnoxious nerd.You got bullied when you were 12 for a reason
Maybe she really just likes round things because she's got a bird brain and birds like eggs?
>>744598047No, birds lay eggs. Snakes like eggs. I like eggs too, but I'm not a snake.
>>744598201It's been scientifically proven that hens prefer sitting on bigger eggs.
>>744548731Of those three? Left. Would smash them all though.
>>744559532>>744555221
>>744596657One of these days, I'll get her into her underwear.
>Raven Beak (her Mawkin Chozo donor) had wings on his backCould we potentially get Angel Samus as an upgrade?I think that'd look pretty
>>744548731Samus invictus ferus
>>744555528He looks like a pretty cool guy who isn't afraid of anything.
peak build
>>744600482>spend the whole game fighting her Metroid self>final suit has her overcoming the darkness and sprouting wingskino>>744555528I don't know how far the DIC pitch went, but I imagine it got shot down the moment male Samus was presented.
>>744600961John Samus, Bounty Hunter.
>>744576621Back in then we only had a handful of pics, then Brawl came out....
>>744601194Could be worse.
I always thought Metroid was a robot
>>744600980I peeked.Time to pack it up, you won.
>>744579502I think it just pocking fun at people arguing if samus is a normal looking woman or an amazon.
>>744548731That's a man.
>>744601551she's a chibi, actually
>>744601361>
Metriod must evolve.
Licking Samus's armpits.
>>744562308>>744562308I love that manga, Samus is such a bimbo in it.
>>744602448As far as I'm concerned it's the only canonical depiction of Samus' personality.
>>744600980This isn't a lie.
>>744601625Well now it is because you replaced the head.
>>744555528Did DIC not know Metroid was a girl?Like you'd think in Nintendo passing notes to them that'd be included
Listen, I like a strong and tall Samus all well and good, but for the love of Chozo, stop drawing her with shoulders broader than her fucking hips. Equal, or less. That shit is dysmorphically disgusting and that above all makes me think you've just drawn a man with tits and long hair. The only women who's shoulders go beyond their hips are bodybuilders, and they are not sexy.
>>744604907This, but with the solution of making her hips get even wider the broader her shoulders get.
>>744604907Women normally have shoulders broader than their hipsonly way to have your hips broader than your shoulders is to be a FAT FUCK
>>744603782Samus loving cute animals
>>744604907No.
>>744605236me and my wife>>744603782my wife, our son, and me
>>744548731Samus should be a bimbo in stripper heels. For representation. You can't even pretend there's too many of them in games. Well? Where the fuck are they then?
>>744603367If replacing the head is all that is needed to dispel any illusion of it being female, then it was always a male body.People need to stop drawing male bodies and calling it "female". The muscle and skeletal structure of men and women are different.
>>744548731Left Samus in right's armor. Isn't her body supposed to contort to fit that ridiculous Chozo armor? So she could be little underneath. I choose that.
I like Samus as athletic/toned but not overly muscular
>>744606915Samus is modified with bird alien genetics right? Makes sense for her to be thinner/athletic and flexible (she can turn into a ball) body wise while the suit gives her the broad shoulder silhouette and super strength. You can make her still abnormally strong out of the suit (Alien genetics) but I don't see the point of defaulting to game workshop physique for every IP.
>>744607059The way I see it. She should have a similar build as Spiderman. Thin and aethletic, but also really strong proportional to her size.
>>744600980She farts
>>744596835I kind of see Samus as at least being AWARE that she is attractive. Looking at >>744553543 page here implies she has a fashion sense.But I do like Samus being too autistic to do anything with it. She isn't good at flirting or anything involving using her feminine wiles, but if people start being overly nice to her she might know it's because she's pretty.
>>744607576And during the events of the games she's supposed to be in her twenties. Can't imagine someone like her not at leasting having a passing interest in companionship. Sexual or otherwise.
I can easily imagine Samus having a sense of humor and sense of style. One of my hopes for future games is the devs opening up Samus's ship to explore as kind of a home base. And it shows her living quarters having all sorts of homey decorations like posters and figures. Maybe a pet.
>>744605624Airhead Samus is cute too
>>744608297Huh. Apparently Japans equivalent of the tubes comics are Samus being obsessed with rolly things.
>>744608413
>>744608548I guess you could say she's having a ball
>>744548731Chisato
>>744608607Pikachu is a must, Blaziken makes sense (bird warrior)Magneton I guess because it's round but Krabby befuddles meWhat's the closest poke in appearance to a Metroid, tentacool?
>>744609665>Krabby befuddles meSpace pirate
Skintight, like in Fusion.
>>744609840Oh. that makes sense. Though in that case Scizor would be the best possible fit for a Space pirate
>>744609918True
>>744555965>>744555998I do appreciate that Mercurysteam and Retro have been reworking Samus's suit so it looks like it actually fits on a human being.
>>744548731This one.
So is this the thread ACFag made so he can link to it later and say /v/ worships Other M?
>>744611406Damn she's hot
>>744551903>Swede >digital artist >QQs terminally woke drivel on a literal blog fakegasp.gif
>>744611406>>744611406WHy is there a rag on her helmet?
>>744611282While keeping the stylized, unironically singular look, yeah. Proves it can be done. I hate the game though. Fanbase is sonic tier autistic about the most basic shit
>>744611735Japanese hot spring thing.
>>744611735This >>744611803They keep a cold wet cloth on their head so they don't overheat from the spring itself
>>744612191samus is the coolest guyi'm gonna join the federation today so I can get space floozies like him
>>744608214She'd probably avoid having a pet out of a fear of it getting harmed. Maybe she'd have a couple plush animals.>>744611784>Fanbase is sonic tier autistic about the most basic shitWhat?
>>744609665Other than Pikachu the others are being Metriod things. Blazchicken and the crabby are the Chozo statue and the Spazer Beam, Tritonmaggy is the Screw Attack
>>744601230You can really see the Cobra influence in early art
>>744561621Someone post the giantess stuff
>>744612191>Samus did this commercial to hide her true identity from most of the galaxy by making them think she's really a chauvinistic manly man>The two bikini babes in the commercials are actually friends of Samus she hangs out with from time to time
no remodeled anus samus?
>>744614092
>>744615121Wait is that an actual clip from the show?
>>744615214Yeah. They have several Metroid references. Their ship is Samus ship pretty much.
>>744615214>>>/wsg/6207470
What is Samus's coolest looking ship?
>>744615541I like Prime's, i like samus' gunship to resemble her helmet and I also like this scarab/beetle looking shape, plus the four little jet prong things underneathbut honerable mention to Prime 3's because it also looks cool and also does a lot of stuff throughout the game
>>744615541
/d/ shitposters are cringe. Samus can be tall and fit without being so fucking ugly and disgusting.
>>744615778This thing looks like Samus left bounty hunting and went into the F-Zero circuit. That's even the backstory of several racers.
>>744613885Wew.
>>744611458If he was here, he would already be arguing in circles.
>>744549503I have seen this pic countless of times and I've just noticed sylux behind the curtain kek
>>744556031one good thing other m did good was adding a mole to samus
>>744609520
>>744617317I'm almost certain that has to be a recent edit because I've also seen this image before, but fucking kek
>>744556031Honestly I think Metroid games should be stylized like an 80s anime OVA.
>>744553441this. i want her tall and jacked, but also with reasonable body fat, and obviously feminine.
>>744601625Apparently so.
>>744617518Well fuck me, it's the originalHow could I have not seen him all this time. I was probably distracted.
>>744617625
>>744596945
>>744617702Sylux is very stealthy
>>744617707i actually really like this one.
>>744597235The worst of the issues are solved by having her arms connect closer to her torso and at an angle.
>>744615717The dude who designed this ship put lots of though in the details and even added guns that you can't see in game but are there
>>744611282Yeah, ngl, I love a lithe, femininely-shaped power suit. I know it was originally supposed to hide Samus's gender for the big twist, but the cat's out of the bag, so we may as well emphasize her feminine acrobatics
>>744617509>anime according to people who don't watch itNext you'll show me a Dragonball parody mixed with Pokemon elements.
>>744597235It's a fruitless endeavor trying to make it "realistic."She can literally turn into a ball and poops bombs. Just roll with it.
>>744617991>always have to hold your arms out at an angleseems awkward
>>744617674This creature is responsible for Nerd McPocketprotector with his whimsical MCU dialogue? No wonder this industry is dying.
>>744618130>poops bombsShe lays them like an egg, thank you very much
>>744618130she has chozo dna so maybe she can flex herself like a pancake, or the other theory that prime introduced is that she turns into energy while being in morphball
>>744554121damn twitter really did a number on thathere take the original non crunchy art
>>744617951>>744618202Well yeah but all power armor is awkward. The suit is magic space science that appears at will. The morphball is impossible. Arguing it stretches a bit to allow your arm to move is hardly a big ask.
>>744618130>>744618239The morph ball is the size of a beanbag chair. It's not an impressive feat of contortionism at all, she's literally just curling into the fetal position while her suit transforms into a ball shape
>>744618442Being reminded the Morph Ball is fucking huge always throws me off
>>744618442That's not real scale
>prime 3 level designer
>>744618552>>744618442>The Space Pirates would win if they'd just stop making their tubes bigger than 80 cm
>>744618597The fuck do you mean it's not real scale? It's right there in the game. It's as canonical and text-y as you can get
>>744548731Why would she be a big brute? There's no reason for her to be that shape with what she does.
>>744618241Actually its an older version. The one you posted is a remaster.
>>744618609Hell yeah dude I love atmos.
>>744618634Obviously it's an abstraction
>>744618609Prime 3 levels sucked so badly.Only good level is Skytown.Main reason why i prefer 4 over 3 besides the soundtrack and bosses.4 is linear too but at least the enviorments you visit are far cooler, especially volt forge.
>>744618609
>Samus, you are now the Metroid™
>>744618640She manhandles giant zombie robot monsters, anon
>>7446187143's weren't as good as 1 and 2, but they weren't bad anon. The game is overhated, and I've always said that long before 4 was such a disappointment. Skytown was cool conceptually but it was the most boring to travel through, everything was brown and bland.
>>744617707Her right arm being discolored "from use of Beam Weapon" is kind of a dumb detail to add.>>744618723>>744618609Fucking tube monkeys.
>>744618714We all know why you like 4, millennial.Can't go anywhere without your MCU writing and yellow paint-tier hand holding.
>>744618697Yeah. Ridley doesn't exist either. He's just an abstraction of Samus's inner turmoil
>>744618653yeh realized that after posting, but the original wasn't crunchy like that. anon is still posting a gross twitter garbled photocopy.
>>744618876Now that's just silly
>>744618552Same. I wonder if it would feel good if she rolled on your back in bed.
>>744618812IMO Bryyo is boring, Norion is terrible, Pirate homeworld is terrible, the valhalla was cool.Skytown is great.Prime 3 was a massive let down for me then, and i still find it very weak today, bosses suck, hypermode sucks too.>>744618812Go choke on an electric eel while it shocks you nigger.
>>744619010>Hmm I wonder how 500 pounds of metal would feel on my back
>>744598730Remember when that one animator guy made a really cool samus vs master chief animation and then went in for a completely routine 99.99999% survival surgery and somehow died from it
>>744618714>>744619070And yet you fuckers like the absolute ugly, annoying, unfun dogshit that is Prime 2's Dark Aether. I just don't get it
>>744619128Yeah, rip Monty. Shame he threw in surprise dykeshit at the end though.
>>744618609Why stop it?
So is Mercurysteam working on a new Metroid?
>>744619084You never know. Who'd've thought getting dozens of needles stabbed into your skin would feel good, but we call that acupuncture.
>>744619896Need to kiss tummy
>>744619995Who's doing that to Samus?
>>744620018Me kissing her tummy haha
>>744620364>Samus's eyes bulge out of her skull and roll into the back of her head from tummy kissesOversensitive bitch
You know theres nothing inherently wrong with Samus working alongside other characters or having a supporting cast. Just don't half ass it. The NPCs in Prime 4 clearly are interacting with Samus as if she's talking to them. So why doesn't she talk?
>>744621026It's so frustrating because Halo handles this dilemma perfectly. You don't have to compromise a strong, stoic, silent hero's integrity by having them make short, practical, to-the-point responses. Like why are they so scared of having Samus say "Okay"? AAAAHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN, IT'S OTHER M ALL OVER AGAIN
>>744619463Possibly. Metroid's 40th is coming this Thursday. Seems like a good time to announce something. Or maybe they'll have a Zelda direct since OOTRE is supposed to come out in just a couple months.
>>744621597What's more likely>Metroid Ravenousor>Super Metroid Remake
>>744621141Yeah. Chief even managed to make a few jokes on occasion.
>>744619157Yes, i love the dark world and prime 2 is my favorite game of all time.Keep choking on that dick, fagboy.
>>744621719And Retro is probably in the early stages of Prime 5. Or maybe that Harmony project.
>>744622112I'll keep choking on dick and you'll keep shoveling shit in your mouth. Sounds like a plan!
>>744621141If you ask me its an overcorrection from Other M. It also kinda showed up in Dread. Though Samus speaking to the Chozo was really cool.
>>744622483>It also kinda showed up in DreadSamus had no one to talk to in Dread, except Quiet Robe. And she does talk to Quiet Robe. So there's literally no problem. I mean, I guess there's ADAM. But he's just a fucking robot voice. A barely diagetic video-game tutorial character. Samus not responding to him isn't jarring
>>744556031Melee had a face model for Samus?
>>744621719With the new Starfox and OoT, Nintendo seems pretty keen on remaking games at the moment. A Super remake feels natural after both 1 and 2 were remade, albeit years apart. That being said, I feel like I believe the rating boards leak more than a tacked-on rumor that go a few things right.>>744622605It was for an unamsked Samus trophy.
>>744618442>>744618552>wtf are you doing...
>>744622741I really don't think Super Metroid really needs a remake in the same way Star Fox and OoT do. Ravenous is probably a Dread Sequel.
>>744622815It's a Chozo courting ritual
>>744563931>>744567186>>744576885>multiple codes can give green hair samus>you can literally get it by hiting random shit in password screen>ITS JUSTIN BAAAAILLEYYYi never understood this bullshit even back then
>>744622987This is a burger world, you're just living in it
>>744622856>Guys this beautiful tall woman rolled up into a ball and just parked herself next to me. I was too baffled to say anything, did I fumble?
>>744621026>>744621141I really like the part in 4 where that one Gf trooper gal creams herself meeting THE samus Aran and has a big fan girl moment getting super excited walking around inspecting the suit, and Sammy just keeps looking at her like she’s being weirdIt’s like she finally gets to experience what a legend she’s become and how Troopers look up to all the stuff she’s done
>>744623353I fucking hate that scene, and that dyke self-insert fangirl character
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>>744608980hehe
>>744617674>Surprise gamers from very early in gaming history by making a strong female character that actually kicks ass and is not insufferable>"Ummm ackshually, she has a penis, but it's heckin valid y'all"These freaks are literally trying to remove women from everything and people still support them? No wonder J.K. Rowling got tired of their bullshit and called them out, but see how that went
>zero suit samus
>>744622819I'm not saying Super should be remade either, it just feels inevitable.
I find it kinda hilarious that Retro modelled the two marines that have obvious fan crushes on Samus on Rick Moranis and Denise Richards.
>>744592627IMO the Dark Suit is fugly but it also has some kind of strange mechanical appeal, like it says "I'm a killing machine wearing a killing machine" more than any other suit. Other than that, Phazon Suit. Gotta love that fucking phazon.
>>744622605Technically I think the first instance of Samus face reveal in 3D
>>744625969I like the wheel-esque shoulders. In retrospect, she could be a Transformer. I mean, technically she already is, but you know.
>>744595668This isn't "jacked." There's not an oversized muscle on her, she's just "in-shape."
>>744562335>>744562664this is the way
>>744619084>metalthe power suit is 100% organic
>>744618130nobody tells armstrong that she's the best hope for samus to have sex like birds. tribadism looks awfully like cloaca coupling.
>>744628323Not him but you're using the term "organic" in the context of "living thing," right? I don't think that it's really up for debate that Samus' suit is metallic.
>>744628692I was going to ask from which ass is Samus getting all that metal to form up a suit when she morphs. Then again that would be the least of her issues trying to explain chozo magic bullshit so yeah carry on.
>>744628964>I was going to ask from which ass is Samus getting all that metal to form up a suit when she morphs.That's a separate point. The organic molecules are CHON, Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen and Nitrogen. Samus' suit probably contains some of these but almost certainly isn't based on any of them and is therefore not organic in a chemical sense. She pulls it out of thin air like a magical girl and it's part of her so it's organic in a "living thing" sense but technically speaking it would be inorganic.
>>744548731Anything from before they gave her that ponytail helmet hair. The more foof, the better.
>>744629451I disagree on it being inorganic technically since the X-Parasites can replicate the suit completely. and those guys can only copy organic matter. which means that the entire suit has to be CHON somehow.Unless the parasites are mimicking her inorganic bits with their own biomatter, but dread happened and her literally regenerates fully and even turns into a fucking demon so I think it's fully organic in the sense of organic composition.I liked the pre fusion suit more because of the puffy hair cyberpunk girl vibes. since fusion she's been orange guyver.
>>744604907Wider shoulders==easier to lick pits(known weak spot of muscular women according to hentai)
>>744629990>I disagree on it being inorganic technically since the X-Parasites can replicate the suit completely.I think that's just in the context of organic as "living thing," which is technically not incorrect. That's not how it's used in chemistry but it's also not wrong. For instance some carnivorous worms have metallic teeth, these teeth are not CHON but are still formed by and part of living things. Also to my recollection some scorpions have metals integrated into parts of their exoskeletons.
>>744630651
bigtroid
>>744622987You know nothing about culture
>>744633025Could be bigger.
>>744633025>>>/d/
>>744562760>>744562712>>744562664post more
>>744633268it was a meme forced by screw attack
>>744619896What is her type of man? Anyone should be asking themselves this.
>>744635005Bird with nice and vibrant plumage
>>744635173
>>744635173Like Falco?
>>744630651>>744630808This ship gives me nostalgia. I remember seeing so much of it when Halo 3 first came out
>>744636256Thigh belts are so patrician
>>744630716Why wouldn't it be mostly carbon? Only carbon allotropes could pull off the suit's toughness
>>744625054whadduya think about varia suit samus?
>>744637723Chief is the only man worthy of Samus
>>744619219not really, you are just new and unaware of older internet culture
>>744617707I love this. Both the muscular (but not too muscular) body and the hair look great.
>>744618665damn that map takes me backnot a version I am familiar with, based on that south airlock, but man what a storied designwhat server were you on?
>>744637912
OOOOUUUGGGHHH! I LOVE GORILLA WOMEN!
>>744556031Say what you will about Team Ninja and Other M, but their version of Samus is brilliant.
>>744556031I never liked the side-swoop bangs. Bring back floof!
>>744552439Aids?
>>744552392The face is still too unrealistic. Let me fix this
>>744592627While not the best, I've grown to appreciate the Metroid 1 power suit with it's ventilation tubs and prototype cannon.
>>744630808
>>744617707
>>744624898>All strong women must have a penisVery strange behavior from supposed females fighting against men
>>744549503HNNNNNNNGGGG
Reminder, with her Metroid DNA, Samus can devour your entire life force with her cunt.
>>744645093hot
>>744645712Samus and Morrigan Aensland, new besties.
>>744638150This is /vg/ like two years ago.Sprites haven't changed at all since then.
>>744646210ah, I was always on the baystation side of things.had to see paradise die, choked by furry trannies and schizos as the OGs mostly left.Shame because when they were not being faggots or insane a couple of those guys were actually kind of cool. I learned, concocted, and witnessed great and terrible things about engineering on para's custom supermatter and turbine code.
>>744645712what is it about the varia suit that's so fucking hot?
>>744646905/vg/ is a super old fork of bay so it still has all the surgery intricacies and shit. And yeah I've been playing this dumbass game since 2012 so I've seen what TG and its forks has become. Very sad, at least /vg/ is pretty much completely unchanged aside from deadpop most hours of the day.Still comfy to work on, pic related.
>>744646970I mean, it IS designed to withstand extremely high temperatures.
>>744647165fair point.
>>744646970For me, it's the puffy shoulder things that some dresses have.
>>744589774everytime i see this i think it's a neat r63 samus and then i realize it's supposed to still be a girl
She's tall for a woman but not taller than an average man. The suit is much bigger than she is.She's fit but not overly muscular, the suit does most of the heavy lifting.This is canon Samus. She is not a roid monkey, she is a fit young woman.
>>744647639no fun allowed
>>744548731The one with a penis. Samus was born a human male and genetically modified by the Chozo, which made him more slender and feminine. Samus is a newhalf.
if zero suit samus is so good then one suit samus should be even better
>>744647609Big poofy dress!
>>744589774I would 100% percent sit on gangly reverse trap samus's butter face while licking the pads of her feet (I am a big ugly middle aged man)I wish her chest weren't so flat though.
>>744647639this except she's norwegian woman-tier tall (190+) and all lean muscle, not much volume but will still easily overpower most modern men and if you try to princess carry her you'll quickly learn how dense she is builtso dense that she can't swim because as she naturally sinks, but her height lets her just walk on the bottom of the pool like a hippo
>>744647880corkscrew penis like a duck
>>744648227Do you think Samus' cock corks left or right?
>>744647639>She's fit but not overly muscular, the suit does most of the heavy lifting.She's not overly muscular but she is olympic athlete tier or beyond. She has enhancements and trained as a child on a hellscape planet.Samus can and will outcompete all human men and also large beasts in bed
>>744645093Thankfully this also means that she can't get pregnant because she drains the sperm too so no new metroid outbreak
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>>744648562
>>744630716You're correct. There's that one deep sea snail that has enough iron to turn its skin into armored iron plates. But there's something going on that Xs can't replicate machinery, but they can simulate machines well enough to download stuff and remake the power suit.
>>744648521>>744648562>>744648619I will never not be fascinated by queenification.
>>744649062Amazing, another human being actually knows what this fetish is.Shame there's only like ten collective images of it on the entire internet.
>>744607576>But I do like Samus being too autistic to do anything with itShe has bird sense of courtship>When a mate approaches you, Samus, remain still and intensely focus your gaze upon them to judge their colorful display and courtship performance
>>744648507Consider this: Metroid Vagina Dentata.Also, thanks to her fucked up DNA, and Dread doubling down. All monster fucker permits are now valid for Samus.
>>744608906I love that one
>>744605218REMODELED
PONTIFICATE
>>744650197
>>744637982Nope. Dykeshit was cringe in 2008 and it's cringe now, fag
>>744593738sexo
>>744651451God damn, everything is big..
>>744652051Be nice. History revisionism is all they have. The internet was always accepting of things like that!
Samus is proof that the European standard of beauty (tall, fit, fair skin and hair, long straight hair, blue/green eyes, elegant face) is still alive and kicking, despite decades of propaganda.No amount of kikery will make people prefer Zendaya to Diane Kruger or Charlize Theron.
>>744652908>Said the election tourist
>>744548731this looks woke
>>744647839>>744643695>>744636256>>744617991>>744617707medium buff Samus is absolutely peak.
>>744649180>imagining Old Bird / Gray Voice giving her 'the talk' about sex>or fuck even Raven Beakmy sides
>>744653818yup YUP. We need a pogrom of the enemies of beauty.
>>744652908If this were accurate, the ones on the right would all be crying about being genocided by leftists
>36 hour tranny bump thread
>>744649180>She has bird sense of courtship
>>744653818Samus is from a space irish colony. the reason she doesn't get a lot of dates is because the galaxy knows she's space white trash.
>>744607576Samus likes using makeup and she also likes to display herself after missions. She's confident enough to do it for herself more than to just show off so she definitely has experience with dating.She's also millitary and it seems that the galactic feds are male dominant so she definitely used >>744649180 tech to her advantage during that time.Oh yeah her dads were fuckhuge birds. She might suffer from liking tall men while being like 190cm tall. Seems like she clearly friendzones Anthony Higgs so her interests must be a little too high.good fucking luck to the person trying to woo samus and she pulls the bird look and fucking Goliath drops by to say hi and he needs to one up that thing.
Do you think about what would happen to a society that had a 10/10 gigastacy like Samus as their strongest warrior and savior? Tomboys would become more accepted for sure.
>>744658882>6'3''>Only likes taller guysthat's not fair... it's just not fair...
Feather pubes.Think about that for a while.
>>744658372But anon, the surname Aran is Basque and Galicia, from Spain, as well as a topographic name in Turkish.
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>>744660040It's called an hourglass figure and yes it's peak
>>744659659so she's part spanish and part cockroach while also being part bird and part jellyfish. she's the whole zoo.
>>744660315And even worse, an angl*id.
>>744548731Muscle mommy with thick thighs that can crush melons and bear arms to hug after.
>>744659459I've been thinking about that for years.
>>744660537>>744659459Feather pubes are an unreachable dreamif it worked that way her hair on her head would be feathers too
>>744656915>TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY
>>744596835>If someone suffered from a nosebleed while looking at herPeople don't do that irl, anon
>>744661885Still possible if the Chozo went full lazy on the DNA alteration.>"shit aren't humans supposed to have hair, now she's got feathers all over">"okay, let me check out her spaghetti DNA woah woah this is a LOT of work to patch out">"hear me out, what if we JUST fixed the hair on her head and called it a day"
>>744548731I prefer Samsung Samus.
Samus Aryan (made for the BWC and babymaking sex in the missionary position)
>>744666919If samus had kids now how fucked up would they be with all the alterations to her genetic code
>>744648521ahh, the bearchive princess samus stories, good times, good times
>>744668586What's her tax policy?
somebody post the original ass shot
>>744660401I thought Aran was an Irish surname
>>744641792Samus if made by america.
>>744552392she's a big girl
>>744672038for you
>>744613650>Scrag drops the best Giantess 3D animation ever made and vanishes without a trace
>>744668106it would be hilarious if samus reproduced and whatever stores her power armor gets passed down to the kid and the kid gets power suit powers as well as metroid mutant powers and bird shit and then the kid loves being in the power suit all day long and samus gets ptsd from Dark Samus and SA-X because they're technically her daughters.Samus does kill a lot of her spawn doesn't she.
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Great thread.
>>744671940Samus if American.
