>Chosen Shitposter. Your fate... is to succeed, the Great Lord Moot. So that you may link the Boards, cast away the Captcha, and undo the curse of the Jannies. To this end, you must visit the Outside, and touch Grass.
>>744549156skibidi!!!!!!!!!
>>744549156Shut the fuck up faghot i aibt going anywhere
>>744549156Hmmmm i think ill let the boards die actually, homo faggot
>>744549156*continues lighitng the First Flamewar*
>The mods of old awake from their grave to do their job
>>744549156You think you can escape this wretched place, anon? Oh, you are a naive one. Don't make me laugh. You're here forever.
>Well, what do we have here? You must be a new arrival. Let me guess. Fate of the Shitposter, right? Well, you're not the first. But there are no good threads here. You'd have done better to rot in the Redditor Asylum… But, too late now.
we are gwyn we light the flame
>>744552158Now that the dust has sattled, can we say that he's the one who fucked the second bell gargoyle up? He just skedaddled after seeing the second one coming at him.
>Thank you for helping me out back there. Now, I promised you I would show you my wares. If you have the souls, I am more than willing. CP was it, you were looking for?
>>744552678He knows about the second bell, how'd that happen? Been trying to figure out how far he got since forever.
>>744552767Ooh, what spell is that? Crystal Piercer?
>>744552918Probably went for the first bell, fucked the gargoyle up, but saw the other one coming to life, so he ran away, did some searching and went down to Blighttown and decided to just go back to Firelink Shrine after he saw the giant poison swamp, with the giant spider nest
>>744552767I know why you were kicked out of Vinheim, old man. Give me the genderbend and lolify spells
>>744549156THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKAGO BACK TO FIRELINK SHRINE
>this board is peaceful, its posters kind
>>744553683We ran into this kid from Thorolund. Dark Sun Gwyndolin is an ass muncher.
>>744553095yeah, that's what i would've did
>>744549156woah. sandworms. you hate em? I hate em myself.
(someone replied to my post indirectly)>What do you think you're doing?!>I have my pride, you damn fool!>You think you can get away with murder?>Yes, I suppose you think you're special!>Well, you're not! You're just another customer!>Burn! Burn in hell!!>You cross eyed Hollow!>There's no hope for anyone like you! The Gods will not have it!>Die! Die!>Die a thousand times again!>Curses upon you!>Upon you, and yours,>for generations eternal!>All of you!>Eternal pain and suffering!>Lots and lots!
Fuck was his problem?
>>744549156
>>744554550platforming
>>744554550>good armor set and weapons>gave up before fighting one of the easiest bosses in the game
