The protagonist of the last game you played has to beat picrel. Can they do it?
>>744553601With all those babies tied to him you could easily knock him down and each baby would distribute the force and have minimal injuries if any at all.
>Path of ExileYeah, all of those babies are literally getting vaporized.
>>744553601Easy, a spear or javelin thrown at his head would pin him to the wall and the babies won't be effected
>>744553601>Armored CoreDeduct them from my pay I guess...
>>744553601Would a baby die if he fell on them? I feel like they would die instantly theyd just get injured
>My skitarii from DarktideChordclaw to the face.>but what about the innocent babies!?There is no innocence, only degrees of guilt.
>>744554079I think the ones on his legs would be fine if he fell, the others depend on his weight (and how much they add to him)
Soulfire crit /laugh
>>744554079Lets say he weighs 200lb. Babies on average weigh what 5 to 8lb? That would have a huge possibility of killing them.
>>744554079>Would a baby die if he fell on them?It would be extremely painful
These guys have experience
>>744553601That retarded faggot was doing this under a window ceiling and just got strangled by a noose.
>>744554469That's for newborns, these babies don't seem to be that small. They look at least double that figure. Which actually brings us to, how is he catching anyone to shoot at them, since he's walking around with an amount extra weight equivalent to hauling like 10 jugs of water?
>>744553735First post most retarded post
>>744553601He doesn't really care about human babies so that guy is fucking dead.
>>744553601uh oh
>>744554079180-200 pounds of dead weight falling onto a 1 year old? I don't think you realize how heavy dead weight is. It'd be different if it was a living guy falling on a baby, since his body would instinctively tense up and catch himself. But for a corpse, it may as well be 200 pounds of bricks falling onto the baby. It'd be unsurvivable
>>744553601Judge Dredd could take that perp down easy peasy
>>744553601>unloads full magazine into the dude and all the babies>switches to second gun while waiting full turn for demon to spawn in from the pile of gore that used to be guy+babies>unloads full magazine into the demonJobs done, heading to elevator
>>744554976Carrying live weight is different from carrying liquid of the same amount.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THOSE BABIES.YOU'RE DEAD MEAT NIGGER.
>>744553601*Ults*
>>744553601What about a noose?
GET OVER HERE!
*stomps head*
any telepath could beat him
>>744553601>Sparking Zero
Prime Earthshaker moment
>>744554812Well, he IS a big guy...
>>744554812So? They'll forget about that when they grow up
>>744553601This calls for a GEP Gun takedown.
>>744555149What's heavier, a pound of feathers, or a pound of water?
>>744553601Oh no.This will create a few more cycles.
>>744555081Except that's not how any of that works. A human is much larger and has a larger surface area by which to distribute the weight. Also there's the fat and other layers of cushion that would disperse the force.
you just gotta wait for him to get into a position where he'd only fall on black babies
>>744553601If he can use the stealth camo to turn completely invisible then yes.
>>744553601>mind blast Pfeh nothing personnel kiddo
>>744554819Looks based
My Tibia 109 EK>Utito Tempo>Exori Gran>Exori>Exori Min>Exori Mas>Repeat until pulpAll those babies are gonna fill up my bestiary entry so damn fast
>>744553601>Dead SpaceJust use stasis on him, easy peasy.
>>744553601Im sure Caim can take him in a fight, no problem
>>744553601use a harpoon on his head to hang him from the ceiling without touching the babies
>>744555080I have some faint memory of one of the tf2 comics also having baby armor or some other baby harness for some reason
>>744555781>use dragon>take off the babies and wash them off from the guy's insidesit's that easy
Mario and the boys coming to pop that sucker like bubble wrap
>>744557174Old Nick was trying to use a child as human shield except the spy had already taught the kid how to stab someone in the neck so instead the kid stabbed him in the neck with a spycicle
>>744553601>left 4 dead 2sorry, all i can do is make everything a bloody mess
>>744553601This is just a more retarded version of Wound Man
>extend the chain to all the babies>find mirror worlds where they're mulatto children of single mothersnow that no human is in danger, I command ryoshu to rend space echoshear
>>744553601My mercy ring'd Pal Trainer with Terraprisma and Nightglow will make slow work of him! Now just let me bean him in the head with bitch basic pal spheres, and he'll be all trussed up, no problem! No baby fatalities, guaranteed!
>>744553601>BotW LinkSure, headshot him with an arrow then stasis him and untie the babies, easy.
>>744557428How does he fit a spray can inside one of those tiny pockets?
>>744557603He's got everything in there, anon.
>>744556518The bigger issue is if caim brought literally any of his companions along.There's a good 50% chance those babies are going to suffer something I couldn't actually post here in image form. It just depends if it's this bitch or you know who.
>>744557676>literal intentional stranger giving children candy to talk to his former boy companion. Not beating the allegations bruce.
>>744553601>MinecraftI don't think so, unless hitting the guy with an axe counts as just hitting him and then he drops all the babies as items floating above the ground harmlessly.
>>744557689>>744556518>Don't worry, I'll take care of them. I mean him.
>>744553601>viewtiful joe 2Mach Speed or slow to remove the babies before he even notices
>>744557676He's always on the lookout for the next Robin, huh?
>>744553601>theyHow many anons did you think played a game with multiple protagonists?
>>744553601No and I don't think anyone could fail harder than this dopey bitch.
>>744555080crit rocket
>>744557428I just read up on this guy and his only "superpower" is that he has nails embedded in every vital organ and will die if someone touches them. What the fuck? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>>744553601>Oh no!>anyway
>>744558216sounds like batman-code baiting. Like "if I stop committing crimes for even a second I die and its directly your fault batman man"
>>744553601>brigadorhe is gone, the babies are gone, the whole city block is gone
>>744558216He is literally just>YOUR MOVE, BATMAN!
>Fallout 3
>>744553601Oh yeah. But I imagine the babies would be sacrificed
>>744558216Welcome to the stupidity of the whole "Batman doesn't kill" bullshit that some writers push. You end up getting retarded villains like that
>>744558216>his only "superpower" is that he has nails embedded in every vital organ and will die if someone touches them.>sits down>dies>rolls over in his sleep>dies>facepalms>dies
>>744553601Maybe with some bullshit multi-leaf baby freeing, but the ones on top are still getting damaged.
>>744553601I'm not sure who the protagonist of the last game I played is but I'm pretty sure the Highwayman, Plague Doctor, Grave Robber and Hellion are already so insane they wouldn't care about carving through some baby shields to kill their enemy.
>>744553601>just played Dota>Pugna midHis literal backstory is killing toddlers so they're all dead.
>>744553601Magic backstab gnome run in Arcanum>stun, stasis or mind control him>make my party untie the babies>kill him
>>744558216Theres a superhero in Wanted thats literally a guy made of shit. Thats worse. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/shithead/4005-41050/
>>744555108Based Quasimorph player. Don't forget to keep a bladed weapon in your inventory so you can make a tin can full of baby chunks.
>>744553601>rogue trader on a Dogmatic runYeah I mean they'd probably use a flamer honestly.
what if they sealed the windows and doors then filled the room with water to soften the fall?
>>744553601That's at least an additional $550 for me once I cash in on the contract and get off this backwater shithole.
>>744553601[WEIGHTLESS] [GAY] CRIMINAL[IMMORTAL] BABY times whatever
>>744553601Bro already lost. It's just a waiting game. Sooner or later he'll get tired of the crying, the spit up, and the shit diapers.
>>744553601Everyone post this one comic panel, but how did this ended up resolving? Anyone has the follow up?
>>744554194my cadian veteran could easily clear this with a krak grenade, not sure if he would even feel bad about it
>>744563589Read the thread man noose
>>744553601>whatever>attacks normally>use phoenix down on squished babies
>>744558216>If you kill your enemies, they win. Captain Canadian if he real
>>744563589
>>744559387>facepalms>dies
>>744555641>Being this dumbIt's easier to carry someone when they're awake than when they're asleep/dead. Why do you think firefighters are fucking jacked, they need to carry unconscious people while wearing 80lbs of gear
Finally a good fucking thread
>>744553601Was just playing Easy Red 2 as the French storming Monte Cassino. They would shoot him with a lebel and then eat the children as is their custom.
>throws a shotgun at his face >he dies instantly because chicken is fucking Bullseye apparently
>>744553601>V with SandevistanNo problem
>>744553601what if i don't care about the babieswhat then
I know this guy will drag him by a leg, the babies be damned.
>>744553601>Throws a palsphere>Use him to fight against bosses that also don't want to hurt the babies.
>>744553601>shoot him in the head and he falls back on his ass with kids on top of him>if he starts falling forward you just rush over and push him backThat was easy.
>>744564205I mean, that'll only help if the babies are merely unconscious
>>744567878You do know that people who gets killed instantly by gunshot doesn't fall forward or backward right? Their legs just stop working and they falls down instantly
>>744554079I don't want to think about that
>>744553601I'm playing FORZA, so I'm gonna hit him with a 1968 era Corvette Stingray. Best I can do.
>>744567902I gave a meme answer. My non meme answer would be >cast stop
>>744568042>cast stop on criminal>cast berserk on all babies>watch babies devour criminal
>> Aurelia Hammerlock>>Borderlands the Pre SequelSniper shot from 3,000 meters away, body frozen solid babies included, as his head shatters into ice cubesBabies are saved, you just have to defrost them.
>>744553601Beanbag his face
>>744564224>Remember that weird contrivance that was supposed to give the antagonist immunity?>Well, the protagonist is so cool that either foresaw it or reacted perfectly in an astonishingly little amount of timeCapeshit really is something else
>>744553601>Helldivers 2It's either I headshot the guy and he falls on the babies or all of them are dead.Just deduct my requisition slips.
>>744553601>prototypedoesn't even stop sprinting to do so.
>>744553601Cog flies to the dome.
Tidus will cast haste on himself and slow the perp, then uses steal to snatch the howtages away.
>>744553601>put him and the babies in my fishing net>forget about them as I go back to fishing1 week passes>decide to finally resolve the issue because I need more space>turn them in to the authorities >kidnapper and babies are in perfect condition >ignore the praise/rewards and go back to fishing
>>744553601Last game I played was a blank slate adventurer-is-me game, so the question is, could *I* defeat Babyvest? Yes. Yes I could.
>>744553601>Splatoon raidersI don't know if ink can really do much to any of them but if we douse the floor in ink somehow and then stealth in through that there might be hope
>>744555012Babies are tougher than you think and it's not like the full weight of his body would fall on a single one at high speed. You shoot him in the head and he'd slowly slump to his knees and and to the side.
>>744563835Twelve babies dead is a small price to pay to send one of the Archenemy's minions to oblivion.
Empathy is a sin
>>744568754Based
>>744557757kek
>>744569162Empathizing with evil is a sin*
>>744567863Don't forget mulching up 40 or so other humans to get him to max rank
>>744553601>Petunia from Petunia's PlaygroundBro can't even exist in the same reality as the Elder God.
>>744568341That's literally Jojo's gimmick. I mean, it's a basic story telling thing, but a protagonist suddenly conceiving the solution to the insane problem set upon them is everywhere. Capeshit and beyond. It is very much a Jojo thing.
>>744553601My last protagonist is my cataclysm character and that's a whole lot of not my problem.
>>744553601There’s good eatin’ on those gitz
>>744558552Actually you would send your story mode tactical insertion miracle team of Garystu's and they would come down on this fucker so fast the next thing he would be seeing would be a jail cell.
>>744564337it is absolutely not easier to carry a moving possibly resistant person over a sleeping one
>>744570606Fuck I thought that was star sector
>>744559865He's stinky clayface obviously, that team is thinly veiled bat villains.Honestly I enjoyed Wanted. "Goatfucker." "I don't fuck goats, I make love to them." The whole thing was inspired by his irl brother being a dick. "Why aren't there superheroes?" "The villains teamed up and killed them all".
>>744553601>Joe MusashiI am good, he is quite accustomed to saving children from thugs and various shades of scum.
>>744553601>factorioLiterally just grab his head and squish.
>>744564224-ACK!
>>744553601>Helldivers 2My John Helldiver would media literacy all over them with a 380mm barrage. No survivors due to super fascism, you fucking chud.
>>744555901>A human is much larger and has a larger surface area by which to distribute the weight.ok but the bottleneck is still the baby's surface area
>>744553601>Mina the Hollower>can burrow underneath, hit from a distance, grab with whipWeird how specifically prepared the mouse is for this exact scenario. She could even replicate the hanging kill that happens to him in the comic.
>>744563276Outside the constraints of a videogame he could probably make a potion that only applies to babies and splash the one potion over everything
>>744570714it possibly is in the case of firefighters, piggyback ride run is possible, princess carry not quite
>>744553601I seen this shit in an 80/90s HK action flick. when was this comic released? who ripped who off?
>>744568554>not just using a clawline into neck snap combo
>>744553601>Palworld TamerSummon Dupin burn the room to a crisp GG ez>But the babiesA whole lot of not my problem
>>744571454we are talking about being covered in wiggling babies. they are not trying to help you
>>744568341>in an astonishingly little amount of timeIt can't have been fast attaching all those babies, and the protagonist had a clear view through the window. Frankly it's a surprise the retard didn't get Leo Franked sooner.
>>744553601[[Force Persuation]]: You will gently unstrap and put down the babies. [[Activates Lightsaber]]
>>744571453Maxwell is more bullshit outside of video game >DC comic crossover >Anti-Monitor destroyed the multiverse >Maxwell isn't destroyed >Drift in a timeless void where nothing exist >Write "Everything">The DC multiverse blinks back into existence
>>744558216batman's always been written with a near psychotic and insane viewpoint that the death of anyone, especially criminals who everyone agrees are safer for everyone else as dead, is something to be avoided at all costs and it's ended up with retarded shit like this
>>744553601>PalworldMy character kills dudes and sacrifices newborns for eugenics all the time
Do babies have black souls?
>>744572263That's racist
Of course.
>full head exposed>you can't shoot meCapeshitters are the biggest retards imaginable.Even when you consider this some kind of gag it's retarded. Then again, considering capeshit readers/watchers are the retards of any entertainment medium, it could be played 100% straight and they wouldn't find an issue.
>>744553601>wuchangZiyun would just eat those babies as was a style at a time
>>744572418>Shoot man>He falls over>Crushes babies
>>744572434How do I get into where winds meet?
>>744569162Blessed are the ignorant that die in the Emperor's Service BLAM
>>744553601>SatisfactoryAs long as nothing goes to waste, I don't think there is a problem.
>>744553601How did he manage to strap the babies in the back without outside help? I don't see any shoulder straps so its clearly not a vest made out of babies that he just put his neck through. That shirt alone doesn't look sturdy enough to support half a dozen babies without tearing up.
>>744572587Do you not see the woman right there?
>>744572454Nothing would happen to the babies unless you blow the head of with such force that the entire body moves through inertia.Also, babies have flexible bones, they wouldn't get crushed
>>744553601what if your super power is detecting evil babies, and you sense all the babies in the baby armor are just evil?
>>744572625Bro, babies and toddlers can drown in water that is 1 inch deepThey are super fragile and a grown ass man essentially falling on them will either kill them via their skull being crushed or if the hero somehow takes his time, the babies under him will suffocate
>>744572572Someone in RT literally pulled the "the Emperor will know his own" When I was playing the other day.
>>744572582How exactly does one, "waste" a baby?
>>744572975Let it grow into a disappointment like the rest of us.
>>744572625have you been doing 150 lb impact tests with babies or somethingit doesn't take much to squish an infant. an adult in an unsupported free-fall landing on them would do it.
>>744554194I too am a big fan of the foreskin harvester
Oh boy, can't wait
>>744572629you have to be 18 to post here, come back in 4 years
>>744572629I suppose you just have to follow what your conscience dictates at that point.
>>744553601Acceptable casualties, damages and losses within error marginsFire
>>744553601>Mechwarrior pilot stomps them all without even noticing>It's just another Monday
>>744573572They were davion kids anyway
>>744572745Are you fucking retarded?>shoot retard in the face>run and get the babies
>>744553601>You think babies can stop the duke? I can just make more asshole!BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
>>744572745>if the hero somehow takes his timeWho in their right fucking mind would take their time after neutralizing some idiot with strapped babies, anon?I understand that for some media, shutting your brain off is good. But you are doing the opposite of that, you are rationalizing stupid behavior to fit what makes no sense.
>>744553601Has someone ever attempted this irl? I could easily see a florida man doing it.
>>744573741Florida man would tape a bunch of cabbage patch kids to his shirt and act like they are real babies.
>>744553601Which superhero was stopped by that tactic?
>>744573741being insane enough to try it while also sane enough to be able to get that close to that many infants is mostly mutually exclusive
>>744573610I don't see houses, I only C-bills.
>>744573686He's probably sterile
>>744573816He does have balls of steel.
>>744573782Random niggers have wandered into hospitals and started strangling newborn babies so it can't be that difficult.
>>744570098It's basically a popcorn chicken bucket glued to a drumstick I guess.
>>744553601>RE6 Leon and HelenaThey'll just headshot him and then will have a QTE where they lunge and roll, taking all of he babies with them during it.Then their civillian curseluck kicks in and all the babies get exposed to C virus and mutate
Canonically he will shoot him in the face with the overcharged BB gun and kill 2 or 3 of the babies in the process
>>744573989yeah but that's just full babykilling insanityyou have to ALSO be of sound mind enough to think to employ a strategy where you use babies as hostages which most apes lack the capability to do
>>744573572>>744573610Okay for you guys those are capellan babies who are doing something capellan wrapped around some LosTech man. You need to kill all the children without harming the LosTech or letting Comcast see or hear you do it.There, now it's an equivalent problem. What are you gonna do? SRM them? NO WAIT
>>744553601>Wizard from Amulets&ArmorLast quest was literally the King putting a bounty on his son's head.He would just fireball the entire room, not mention the babies to the guards, and call it an easy job.
>>744553601There's what, ten babies? Sure, my Elin character can tank that karma hit. Not like anyone actually stays dead anyway. Besides appearances can be deceiving, those babies might well be in their fifties.
>>744553601Editor, put the babies in the Epstein files
They'll be immortal once they get turned into a star. They'll shine the brightest in all the cosmos.
>>744553601>Abelard, shoot him through one of the brown babies.
Why not just shoot him in the head?Or ask a jew for help, they don't seem to mind killing kids and it's not like I care if he collect the foreskins as payment right after.
